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Greetings, Universe.

Welcome to my YouTube channel: JodieMan.

I am an aspiring comic book artist.

And I am here to present to you my comic book creations.

I kind of draw and create in along styles of,

uh, Francesco Francavilla, and-and Tyler Crook,

with a little bit of Jerry Ma mixed in,

but I am my own creator of comic book characters.

- Dave, stop it. - What's that?

- Is that a camera? - Stop it!

Yes, it's a camera, and I'm filming right now.

Are you making a YouTube channel or something?

And I am making a YouTube channel.

It's called "Jodieman."

You can subscribe if you want to.

- Just go back to your-- - Want me to kick you in the nuts?

Hello, everyone.

Fellow Jodites, I am the JodieMan.

And this is my YouTube channel.

Now, if you are a fellow Jodite,

you know that I create comic book characters,

and I post them here for the entire universe to see.

However, we are now trying to expand our viewership

to a broader audience.

So I present to you, the cinnamon challenge.

Ah, or as I like to now call it,

"The JodieMan Cinnamon Excelsior Challenge."

Now I have watched every single one of these,

so I've seen all of the fails and all of the wins.

So never fear. Here goes.

Ah, what? Are you kidding me?

No way!

There's no way that I'm going to do this.

Please! Hello?

Cinnamon is an irritant,

and it will send your respiratory system into shock.

So, long story short: That is a totally bad idea.

Do not do this. Do not try this at home.

My fellow Jodites, excelsior.

I have finally created my comic book character masterpiece.

Can you feel the rumble of the Rockweiler?

I have combined the costume

and the physical super powers of the Fusion Jackrabbit

with the head and the wit of the Lemon Drop.

And I am The Rockweilerrr!

- Jodie? - Mom!

Come on!

Do not interrupt people when they're creating things.

Like, Frankenstein never had anybody interrupt him.

You did knock. Thank you.

Thank you for knocking.

Yes, Mother, what would you like?

Your boss is out there honking his horn.

Hurry up and get ready.

Oh, right. Okay. Great, thank you.

Okay, um, sorry.

Gonna leave you hanging, Jodites,

because I am on my way to Las Vegas!

Right.

Ooh.

Okay, before I go, I just wanted to make this little video

to address some of the comments

that are on my Jodieman channel, okay?

Because some of the comments are a little negative.,

all right?

HawkeyePierce2020, you write,

"Terrible Indian accent.

Hang at a local 7-Eleven for tips."

Okay, okay, first of all, HawkeyePIerce20/20,

all right, that's racist.

And second of all, uh, it is not an Indian accent,

it is a Russian accent.

I make it very clear in the video

that it is a Russian accent.

Of course it'd be a terrible Indian accent

because it's a Russian accent, all right?

Now, if I look all the way at the bottom,

here's a comment that says,

"I agree. His legs are too small, mon."

All right. Dave?

Dave, I know that's you because that's your name.

And you are leaving comments on my channel.

So stop it, all right?

Because my YouTube channel is for Jodites,

who are totally awesome,

and they will leave awesome comments.

The YouTube channel is not for people--

Jodie, your boss says, "Now you're fired."

"You're fired."

Hurry up. Ugh!

Mom, he's not gonna fire me, Mom.

Okay. He's not gonna fire me.

So never fear, Jodites.

I'm not gonna get fired. All right.

Excelsior.

Okay, Janelle, um, disregard all that stuff before.

It's for my YouTube channel, JodieMan,

which you haven't subscribed yet to, I don't think.

So make sure you subscribe,

'cause it's uh, pretty awesome.

All right, now begins my documentation

of the Las Vegas trip, as promised.

Jeremy did you really tell my mom that you fired me?

Hey, that's-that's what I-what I texted,

so I-I don't know why you're here.

Come on, man. That's not cool.

You know that she's gets all, um,

worried about-gets worried about that sort of thing.

What-what's-what's up with the camera?

Well, I'm documenting our trip to Vegas, boss!

Don't call me that, okay?

What-you want--? Boss man?

Look, you realize there are certain rules-

- certain rules going to Vegas. - Jeremy, Jeremy the Boss Man.

Yes, yes.

Yes, I realize that the rules for going to Vegas

are interchangeable with the rules of Fight Club.

Yes, I realize that, yes..

Yes, they are. You're correct.

So, um, again, I'm gonna have to ask,

"What's with the camera?"

Come on, man. It's my first trip to Vegas.

And, besides, Dave said that I should document,

uh, Nick's poker game because it's gonna be epic.

You can't bring a--

Okay, you know what?

I-all right, I don't care. I'm just--

I'll let your brother-in-law deal with you

when he, uh, when he sees you.

I'm not afraid of Nick.

Oh, hey, did you, uh, did you finish the

server order for the Ross firm last night?

Man, that is boring, boring, boring.

No, no, no. I-I'm serious, Jodie.

It had to be done last night.

Come on. This is a trip to Vegas!

- We're not gonna talk about work. - Jodie! I shit you not!

That had to be done last night!

...about the road trip.

Well, I don't have time to talk about this now.

Nick, Vegas is the very last place

you need to be going right now.

Look, he's on his way.

I can't-I can't talk, Seriously.

I just don't understand why you're in such a rush to go.

Janelle, this is a tradition.

And we have the same argument every year about this.

Okay, cause, you know, Jeremy,

he sets this thing up for us.

Don't get me started on your successful cousin,

Jeremy, okay?

Does he think that stupid little computer business of his

is gonna work out?

Hey.

He just hires his friends so they'll hang out with him.

Oh, yeah? Well, he gave Jodie a job.

Yeah.

And he underpays him because he's family.

Dude!

What about Dave?

He gave Dave a job, and Dave is my best friend.

Who cares about-- I don't trust Dave.

I trust him with my life.

We've been friends ever since kindergarten.

- So -- - Stop changing the subject.

Okay?

Don't you think this year's a little different for us?

Janelle, please. Everything is fine, okay?

I just think you're being a little overly sensitive.

Everything's always fine.

Okay, great. Just go.

Janelle.

Don't act like that, okay? Come on.

Let's--

I'm late for work.

Try not put us in the poorhouse.

Uh, ju- just, like, where we're coming in, okay?

Okay, okay, okay, just--

Janelle!

Hey, sis.

Hey, Jodie!

- Hello, hello. - Are you excited?

Yes, very much so..

Good.

Don't forget to film everything this weekend.

Yeah, yeah. Of course.

And don't tell Nick that I asked.

No, no. Of course not.

Of course not.

- I just-- - Hey, Janelle.

Hey, Jeremy.

- Good to see you. - You, too.

Good.

Janelle!

Hey, hey. Give me the camera.

I gotta get this shot.

Janelle...hey. Jeremy.

What's up, cuz?

Jodie.

- What are you doing here? - Ta-da.

Uh, I'm-I'm coming also.

- Have a good time, guys. - Wait.

Have fun.

Have fun, Jodie.

- I love you. - Love you.

I'll have fun, too.

Janelle.

Janelle!

Really?

This is-Is this how you're going to be with me?

Just take care of my bro, okay?

I Love you.

Bye!

Why?

I don't know.

Jodie, listen.

It's-it's not that I don't want you to come with us.

It's just that this is tradition between Dave,

me and Jeremy.

- You know? - Well, yeah.

Yeah, it's-my tradition, too, now, right?

A new tradition.

Fine.

Fine.

I'll just get my stuff.

"I'll just get my stuff."

So how much you get this thing for again?

Look, if you're gonna film,

just make sure you have the strap on.

I don't-I don't need the strap on.

Come on, Jeremy, look.

What? Be careful with that.

And don't- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

- I got it. I got it. - All right, guys.

Let's do this.

Hey, now. Come on.

It's Vegas!

Yeah. Excelsior!

Exc-elsior.

How about a little heads-up next time, cuz?

I hey, I just found out, like, half an hour ago.

Why are you shooting this?

No, that's my camera, actually.

We're just gonna be just taking

Oh, hey, here.

So, um, what's up with Janelle?

What?

What do you mean?

Why is she such a bitch?

Whoa. Hey! Whoa.

Uh, sorry, Jodie, but seriously.

What the hell was all that

"Jeremy's nerdy computer business

gonna fail" crap, huh?

What?

No, she never said that? What do you mean?

She never said--

Uh, Jodie.

Uh, yeah.

- Show him. - Yeah.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I, um--

Busted!

Explosion.

Sorry.

Oh, crap.

Dave's been waiting for us on the curb.

Oh, hey, Jeremy. Stop the car.

Stop the car.

- What?! - Stop it!

What are you doing?

Oh, this is gonna be so worth it.

What are you doing?

Hey, Dave.

Yeah. Hey.

Okay, Jeremy.

Why are you filming this?

Are you serious?

Yes. That is such a great shot.

Dave, that's my seat. I'm on that side.

I'm in the car, man.

Oh, come on.

Oh.

You...you--

Hey!

Oh, oh, yeah. Really funny.

Really funny, Jeremy.

Geez.

Just get in. Get in.

Road trip has begun to Vegas.

What's up, Dave?

- What up? - The peace.

Peace in the Middle East.

Jeremy is at the wheel.

He has a little GPS action.

Jeremy safe driving, safe driving, Jeremy.

You know you're not shooting

when we get to Vegas, right?

Oh, come on, Nick.

Well, then why else would I have brought it?

I told him to bring him the camera.

You're gonna want to get this game on tape.

"Tape," Dave?

I-I don't know what decade you woke up in,

but it's now digital.

Like, everything on the camera is digital.

There's no tape inside.

- Jodie? - Yeah.

When's the last time you got smacked?

Oh. Oh.

Are you saying this game's confirmed?

I mean, am I in?

What-what game?

Yeah. You're all set.

As long as you got your money.

You brought your money, right?

Yeah. Did you?

Kind of. Yeah, sure. I got it.

What do you mean, "kind of"?

I had to borrow $5,000 from a friend.

"A friend"?

- A friend of a friend. - What game?

Wait. Stop it.

I thought you said you were good for ten?

Five-five thousand?

Well, I couldn't get it together in time.

Don't worry about it. It's only 10% on top.

"Ten percent"?

Whoa, Dave. What if I lose?

You're not gonna lose.

Look, man, I trust that you're gonna win this.

You need to trust me a little bit.

You guys are betting ten grand on poker?

Well, yeah.

No, 20.

But-but I brought my ten, and Dave, here,

was supposed to bring his ten.

Dude, $20,0000? That is a lot of money.

Yeah, you think?

What are you guys doing? Seriously.

You, man, you've gotta settle down.

Don't worry about it.

When we play your place,

- he wins nine out of ten times. - That's right.

When we play at my house,

we play for $10 a hand, all right?

Guys, I got this.

When you see the scene at this poker game,

you'll understand.

Hey, come on.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Hey, Jeremy,

are we still gonna stop at that Lockheed Diner place?

That is the plan.

- Dude, what are you doing? - Hmm?

- What are you doing? - What?

Who is that?

Oh, no, this is Hy- It's Hydra Hands, okay?

Yeah, Hide-Your-Hands, man.

No, it's "Hydra Hands."

- It's-it's - What do you --?

She's just-she's one of my favorite--

She's a-she's second in command--

- Is she your girlfriend? - No, it's not my girlfriend.

It's a-it's the character that I created, okay?

She has...Stop it.

She's just-she's special, all right?

Come on, man. Show me your characters.

Oh, all right. All right.

- You wanna see a character? - Yeah.

Um, all right.

- Oh. Who's this guy? - "I am Sasqueleon."

"I am Sasqueleon. Yeah."

Dude. Who is this guy?

Yeah, Sasqueleon.

"I am part Sasquatch and part chameleon.

- I make some-KGB is a-- - He looks like he has a disability.

Who else you got?

All right. Oh, okay. I'll give you, uh...

Okay, "I'm Cement Frankie, all right?

I was-I-I used to be a gangster,

but then I became good.

Okay?

Nuclear, nuclear power plant made my cement

when I buried in cement,

turned it into super cement, okay?"

- "Cement Frankie." - All right. All right.

Well, all right. How about this?

Batman versus Cement Frankie.

- Who wins? - Oh. Okay.

All right, well, uh, no offense to Mr. Kane who created Batman,

but Cement Frankie easily wins.

- Really? - Yeah.

Because Batman would sit there, show up.

He'd try to reach into his utility belt.

He'd try to throw something at Cement Frankie

because he has no super powers, Batman.

All right?

But Cement Frankie with super powers--

Okay.

- would shoot cement out of his hand,

and would encase Batman in his cement.

And it would harden,

and then he'd be able to do anything he wanted to Batman.

- All right? - Okay, just to be clear.

So then Frankie is gonna beat Batman

by encasing him in semen.

In cement, Dave.

"Cement" or "semen"? I don't--

Cement.

"Cement." Okay, look.

It's gray, and it's liquidy,

and it is cement and it hardens.

You did not help yourself with that.

Time to stretch the legs and get some food.

Right, Nick?

Hello?

- Right? - Hey, let me see that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Be careful.

- Be gentle. - How does this thing work?

Oops.

Be more careful next time, please.

We going in or what?

Yeah.

Man, look at this place.

Hey, you think this place has gluten-free?

I don't know, man.

They got this dog out here, though.

Hey, doggie.

...Fries, man.

What I do wanna know is why this menu is alien.

Well, we're here at Lockheed Martin,

and they do experimental aircrafts.

But people claim to see UFOs around here.

But, you know, just trying to cash in.

So, boss man, what?

Hey, come on, man. What'd I tell you about that?

Okay, G-Dog,

when are you planning on subscribing

to my Jodieman channel?

Dude, you asked me that in the car.

When have I had time to subscribe?

Oh, okay.

Okay. Well...

All right, what are you guys getting?

I think I'm gonna try the--

Okay, you know what? It's-it's-just,

you could use your phone to subscribe, you know?

Okay. Fine. I'll do it after lunch.

Can you just do it now?

- Jodie! - Fine.

Please? Thank you.

And I would like the Earth Burger,

uh, no tomato.

And the Saturn rings, are those onion rings?

I'll take those.

Uh, hey. I've got a question.

So, like, I don't understand

why the onion rings come from Saturn,

and the burger comes from Earth.

You don't have to answer that.

Nick.

Just tell her what you want.

Okay. Uh, right.

Is the Gray's Veggie Burger gluten-free?

What's a "gluten"?

Right.

Gotchya.

Uh, I'll just have the Face-Hugger Chowder, please.

Not too spicy.

Oh.

- That's nasty. - What? What?

That is gross, dude.

Yo, the two towers of ketchup and mustard,

- ready to take off again. - You know what?

I think I'm gonna just hit blackjack first.

Whoa.

Jeremy, you know the odds are always on the house winning

- when you play that, right? - Yes, I do.

You lose .5% of every bet on blackjack, regardless.

And for craps, if you choose a seven,

which is, of course, the highest roll factor,

you only have a six in thirty-six chance of winning,

which is 16.666667%.

Just not good odds at all.

Yeah. That makes it really fun.

Yeah. Nice buzz kill, Jodie.

Look, guys.

These are the facts, all right?

But there is a system to winning,

if you insist on doing it.

Yeah.

And I'm sure that you've got that system down, huh?

Uh, well, yeah.

And ac-actually-actually I do. Okay?

So, like, if you're playing the roulette, right?

You wanna choose six numbers, all right?

That gives you a one in six chance of winning,

if we drop the zeros, of course.

Now the six numbers that you choose,

you wanna make sure that all six numbers are in a row

on the wheel--

One, two, three, four, five, six,

so you have one-sixth of the wheel chosen.

Now the most you could win is 1900,

but if you're only betting 40,

it's really great.

- Right? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Jodie, Jodie, wait.

You-you mean, you use this system every time?

- Me? - Yeah.

No. No. I don't gamble.

Please.

- Oh, no. - What?

Ridiculous to gamble.

No! I don't gamble.

It's stupid to gamble.

You mean...

You are wasting our time, man.

You moved all of the stuff for no reason.

I feel stupider than I did two minutes ago.

- What? - Because of you.

- Yeah. - What? What did?

What do you mean?

- Great. Food's here. - Yes.

Let's eat and get back on the road.

Yeah, it's--

And, by the way, we're out of Face Hugger Chowder.

What?

- Aw. - So she just--

They just brought you something.

There's no way that's gluten-free.

Probably not.

So a local weirdo has sat down at our table,

uninvited and begun communicating with our weirdo.

Take a look.

- So one time me and Sully, right? - Yeah?

- We're shitfaced over in this Mojave Preserve. - Uh-huh.

You've been in the Preserve, man, it's beautiful.

- You'd love it. - No, I haven't.

- Anyway, we go over there, drunk as shit. - Uh-huh.

And all of a sudden, he spills his beer

all over him, man.

You ever, like? You know what I'm saying?

He was just, like, covered in beer.

- Sure. - Yeah.

You know what I mean? It was hilarious.

So, so, so, then what happened?

Okay.

- So he's cleaning himself off, right? - Yeah.

And he says, "Hey, man,

can you see it up in the tree?"

And I'm like, "What are you talking about?"

Look up in the tree. And that's when I see it.

"It." "It." What-what is "it"?

- A Sasquatch, man. - No.

Full-blooded, red-haired, scary eyes...

Are you serious?

Smelled like piss and shit, man.

The real thing. I swear to God.

- I'll never forget it. - No way.

Oh, that-- Dude, you guys, come on.

All right?

This-this really happened, all right?

- It's-it's. - It's true.

What he did, just have a little respect, okay?

Okay, respect.

- So, I-I make comic book characters, right? - Awesome.

Yeah, and I make this character,

and he is half Bigfoot and half lizard.

And his name is Sasqueleon.

So it's like a Sasquatch and a chameleon.

- What? - Oh my God.

That's awesome.

Yeah. That's exactly-exactly.

And you're right 'cause the government makes 'em now.

- They make the Sasquatch. - Are you serious?

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

They're like the perfect soldier.

- I knew it. I knew it. - I mean, it's real.

There's-there's all kinds of shit.

- They're all over here. - Ah, I knew it.

You know all this UFO stuff they say around here?

- Uh-huh. - That's true, too, man. I've seen 'em.

Really? You've seen a UFO?

- Yeah, man. - Um, where?

There's an abandoned Air Force base down in Victorville.

Is that close by?

Yeah. It's like 20 minutes.

You should go. You would love it, man.

It's, like, all abandoned. It's like a ghost town.

That's where they all used to, like,

keep all the officers and everything,

you know, but there ain't nobody there now.

You'd love it. You'd love it, Jeremy.

- You'd love it. - Sounds like I'd love it.

Well, so-how did you- well, what happened?

Well, me and Sully, we're shitfaced, right?

We're walking through there, smashing windows--

Hey, isn't Sully the guy that you saw the Big Foot with?

Yeah. You know Sully?

No, that's another Sully.

Come on. Guys, come on.

He and so-so-so, what happened?

Anyway, me and Sully, shitfaced, right?

We're walking through the place.

We go in to take a piss in one of them buildings, right?

The whole building starts shaking, man.

The whole thing, ceiling.

Lights coming through the windows and everything, man.

We just took off, man.

He's pissing all over himself.

Ran out of there. So fast.

Awesome.

You know, why does, uh, all this stuff happen

when he's shitfaced?

I mean, there ain't a lot to do around here, all right?

Mm.

Anyway, if it happens to you,

get the hell out of there as fast as you can,

'cause you don't wanna get no anus probe.

Oh, no.

No-Nobody wants that.

You guys, we gotta go there.

No.

Yeah, no. We have to go.

No!

- Yes! - Jodie!

We have to be in Vegas at 8:00 p.m.

You know that.

Well, look, you guys, come on.

We have time, Jeremy.

We do not.

You guys, you know what?

I-I think this guy's story's pretty credible.

Why don't we, uh, why don't we take our chances,

- go see some UFOs. - Thank you, Dave.

Dave, why are you encouraging him?

No, no. Sorry.

Come on. Jeremy?

All right. You know what?

- We can go, - Yes.

but I'm not subscribing to your channel.

Come on, Jeremy,. Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.

I can't win with this guy.

Come on.

Hey, man, if you do go,

be careful.

I mean, the government sees everything.

- They watch that place like a hawk. - Whoo-ooh-ooh.

- They're in control. - We'll be careful.

Or you'll be dead!

Yeah?

Episode I reference, all right?

Star Wars. You guys wouldn't get it.

Hey, Hey, hey, Ben. Thanks so much.

That was awesome. We're go look.

You should go to YouTube and, uh,

check out my channel.

- All right, man. - Jodieman.

Jodieman on YouTube.

- It's great to meet you. - No, great to meet you, man.

Awesome, dude.

What's your stupid channel name again?

Uh, The Jodieman. You subscribing?

Get in the car. I'm not doing anything.

Okay. All right. Okay.

Let's go outside.

Hey, uh, Jeremy.

You wanna move so I can get out of the booth, or...

One sec.

Greetings, Jodites.

Oh, screw this shit.

Doot-doot-doot-doot-doot.

Beam me up, Stevie.

Nick, it's Scotty. All right?

Don't quote Trek if you don't know Trek.

That's funny. You know what?

You're wasting the battery. Give me this.

Oh, creepy.

Like a nuclear bomb hit here or something.

Oh, well, if a nuclear bomb went off here,

there would actually be no buildings at all.

And the earth, it'd be totally scorched.

It'd be terrible.

And there'd probably be some guy with cement hands

shooting cement all over the place.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Let's get out. Let's get out and walk around.

Man.

Hello?

Guys, let's go check out this house.

Come on.

Seriously?

- Dave. - No!

Dave, come on, man.

Looks like it came from a machine gun.

Dave, Dave! Check this out.

Oh. Awesome.

- I saw some-I saw some feces. - Dude.

which means there are probably bugs around here

and stuff.

What does that?

This place is so creepy.

Ah!

Oh, Dave. Dave, do not do that!

- Come on. - I Got you.

- Don't, don't what? - Did you pee on yourself?

Let me see.

Yeah, yeah, I did, okay? Yeah.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, what the hell was that?

Oh, nothing, man. This dude just peed himself.

No. No. Not that.

Did you guys hear that bang?

What? No.

Oh, shit!

Front door.

Hello?

Oh, what is-what is that?

What -what was that? What is that?

Probably just some homeless people.

What are you doing?

Hey, hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop.

Nick, Nick, what are you doing?

Nick, come on.

Hello?

I'm opening the door now.

Let's just go the other way.

Nick, Nick, Nick. Let's just go the other way.

What do you see?

Where'd they go?

- Ah! - Oh! Shit!

Shit!

Get out! Get out!

Oh, that dude was right.

Did you get that on the camera?

No, no. Crap, I missed it.

Hello!

Yo, who's there?

Get out of here!

Whoa, whoa. What was that?

- What was that? - Whoa.

You guys, I think we should really go now, guys.

- Whoa, whoa! - Hey, hey! No, no.

What's this guy?

Stop! Stop! Come on! Let's go!

Let's hurry!

Go, go, go, go.

That is the last time that I trust

some crazy stranger that I just met at a diner

to lead us to some stupid--

Come on, Jeremy, let's go!

Some stupid, like, abandoned warehouse.

Did you just see where he went?

What?

No, I don't -No, I don't I don't-I don't know.

I don't see him.

I don't-I don't know where he I don't know where he went.

All right.

One, two, three.

Ah!

Oh, shit.

You guys are dicks.

What-what is going on?

They're just playing around.

You should've seen your face.

Come on, guys.

Y'all play too much.

Jeremy, Jeremy,

when we're about to get to that Las Vegas sign,

the Welcome to Las Vegas sign,

wake me up, okay? I wanna get that on camera.

You got it, boss.

It's not funny, guys.

I think it was.

Okay, perfect.

All right, man. We'll see you in a little bit.

bye.

Hey. He has it, right?

Yeah.

You just heard me talking on the phone.

- Jodie, sign's coming up. - Hey, are you sure?

"Am I sure"?

You just heard what--

Did you not hear what I said on the phone.

But does he know it's 10%, right?

You need to relax.

"Relax"? Hey, look.

I just wanna make sure this guy knows what-you know,

that he's the real deal,

'cause I don't-I got a bad vibe about it.

You have a "bad vibe"?

You haven't even met the guy yet.

Okay.

How can you have a bad vibe about him?

That's why I'm trusting you to know what's going on, okay?

Then trust me.

You gotta trust me, then, okay?

- All right. - I've got this.

Hey, Dave. Chill-ax.

Nick. You chill-ax.

Jodie, sign's coming up.

Whoa. Whoa. Hey, you guys.

You guys. The sign, it's right--

Get the camera out of my face.

What are you talking about?

- Jeremy. - What?

Jeremy, I told you to tell me when the sign was coming up.

We just passed it.

You didn't hear me say, "Jodie, sign's coming up.

- Jodie." - No, I didn't.

You guys, can we turn around?

What?

"Turn around"? No!

We just got here.

It'll just take a minute. It'll just take a minute.

- Hey, okay, we gotta meet somebody, okay? - "Take a minute"?

Did you see the traffic we were just in?

All right, we're here, guys!

Las Vegas! Let's get ready to party!

Whoo!

Twenty minutes later.

Yeah. That's great.

You suck.

Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada--

Gonna wanna make a right on Flamingo Road.

I'm pretty sure it's a left.

It's not. Jeremy, just go right.

You're going the wrong way.

You're going the wrong--

Fine. Which strip club do you wanna go to, then?

I don't know. Just not that one.

Uh, how about no strip club, guys?

Uh, no. Try again.

All right. All right.

Not-other way, other way.

Where the arrows are.

- No. - what?

Flip it. Flip it.

The other arrows. They point into it.

This is the first time I've used one of these keys, all right?

Gosh.

Don't ruin this.

Well, just don't try to put the ATM card in.

Oh.

Oh, you guys, this is awesome.

Look at the lights.

- Okay. Uh... - This is Vegas.

Drinks, dinner, usual casino run.

Sound good?

- Let's do it. - Yeah, man.

Awesome. Let's do it.

We're in Vegas, baby. Come on!

Okay, look.

We gotta go downstairs and meet this guy.

So, Nick, let's roll.

We'll see you guys in a second.

All right. We'll see you guys..

- Don't go off. - Dude. Doing this.

- See ya. - Hey, relax. Okay?

Did you bring your medication?

Yes, that's funny, Nick. That's funny.

No, I'm serious. You need to chill, okay?

I-I stopped taking that when I was, like,

12, Jeremy.

Hey, you you have clothes, right?

Yeah.

Cause that-that's not the-not gonna work for what -

No, yeah. I brought some clothes from home.

Yeah, no, I got it.

All right.

Um, hey, I'm gonna go see where they're going.

- Gonna check out what they're doing. - No. Wait, Jodie.

They'll be back in, like, five minutes.

So just stay here. They'll be back, okay?

No, it's cool, man. It's cool. It's cool.

Jodie, come on!

What? It's cool. It's cool.

- I-I would just appreciate - What are you doing?

Uh, I'm just gonna come with you guys.

I can't. Dude.

We're gonna take care of some business

that doesn't include you.

So, please, can you just?

Why don't you hang out with Jeremy?

Cause he's fun.

I don't wanna just hang out in the hotel room, man.

It's Vegas. Come on. Like, it's Vegas.

Come on.

All right. But you better relax.

- And, hey, can you chill with the camera? - Hey, wait up.

- Huh? - Sec-Hey, this is Vegas.

And they don't like,

like, cameras everywhere in their casinos.

- Security doesn't - doesn't joke around. - All right.

Here's the money.

What time's the game?

I'm gonna come by afterwards and pick up my cut.

Yeah, sure. Not-not a problem.

It's at, uh, 12. The game starts at 12.

And we'll be done at three.

So you can just come by the hotel room,

pick up your money.

What's your room number?

-We are staying-- - Ho-ho-hold on.

I - I don't know if we should meet in the room.

- We should meet somewhere else. - Hey, who is this kid?

We don't know this guy.

Don't know where he came from.

Uh,, uh, he's, uh he's just my brother-in-law.

- He's harmless. - Yeah.

Are you video taping this? You got a problem?

No, no, no. No. No.

I-I carry a camera around all the time.

I take pictures of-of people and pets and stuff.

Just shut up, Jodie. Okay? Shut up.

Know what? Thanks a lot.

Now he knows my name, Nick.

Twelve-twenty-two. Sorry.

Twelve-twenty-two's the room number.

We will have the money ready for you.

Twelve-twenty-two.

I tell you what.

I'll be back here at three.

You better have my money.

I'm not gonna tell you what's gonna happen if you don't.

Okay.

Have a good night, guys.

Good night.

- We'll see you then. - All right.

Great. Great. That went great.

I thought that went great.

I do not trust that guy at all.

What did you just say?

That guy they met with, I don't trust him.

He's, like, some kind of loan shark or something.

So sketchy.

He's gonna break your kneecaps, Nick.

Jodie, you need to relax, man.

- Oh, whatever. - I know, man.

Y'all, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.

Hell yeah.

Hey, guys, um,

I was thinking I would go downstairs for a little bit.

I'm gonna walk around the lobby

and ch-check out-check out

Oh, come on. Why don't you text me?

Text me, like, in an hour after you guys are done eating.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - An hour?

What are you talking about?

We eat out the first night all the time.

I know. So it's not a big deal, right?

If we just meet up in an hour, 'cause we do it all the time.

We're in Vegas, baby! Vegas!

Yeah, Vegas. Come on.

Oh, hey, Nick. Let me come with you!

No thanks.

Come on.

Come on, man.

What the hell is his problem?

I don't know, man.

He must be nervous about that poker game or some shit.

It's bullshit's what it is.

So, Jeremy.

- What? - Are we gonna, like,

uh, are we gonna go get some--

Hey, oh, whoa! Do not come out like that!

Do not.

That's disgusting.

Don't you wanna see my ding dong?

Hey, Jodie.

If I hook up tonight, can I use your camera?

God, no way.

I don't want your bodily fluids anywhere near my camera.

Too late, dickhead.

Yo, big question of the night is,

"How much are you gonna wager tonight?"

Uh, I don't know. Like, uh, maybe 20?

"Twenty"? Come on, dude.

You gotta do at least a buck-fifty.

Yeah, man.

- A hundred and fifty? - Yeah.

Are you crazy?

You know Patty gave me, like, 300 total.

Wh-What?

What are you, on an allowance?

Did you, like, do you have to do chores or something?

It's not-not an allowance.

It's-it's like a, it's like a stipend.

Oh! Did you hear that?

What?

Whipped!

- Oh, "whipped." - Man, that's funny.

All right, you know what?

Hold on a second.

Uh, okay, here I got...two. All right?

Happy now?

Two hundred bucks.

You're gonna do all of it?

Damn straight.

You better do all of it tonight.

Cause if you don't--

Great Scott!

No!

What?

What's up?

You've got to be kidding me.

- You guys. - What?

This is the DeLorean time machine.

What?

Oh, it's behind the fence.

This is, like, a Star Wars car or something?

- "Star Wars"? - Yeah.

What, are you serious?

- Star-Star Wars? - I don't know.

You think this is Star Wars?

You think George Lucas could ever e-even think

of something like this?

No. No, no, no, no, no.

This is from the great trilogy, Back to the Future.

It's the DeLorean time machine.

The plates don't match, man.

It's not the same car.

Jeremy, there were multiple versions of this car.

The plates don't match.

It's supposed to say "OUTTA TIME."

Doesn't say "OUTTA TIME."

It's the-it's the--outta what?

Guys, you guys, I think I can actually see

the flux capacitor,

right in the middle of the headrest.

It's-it's right in the middle of the headrest.

- Jodie, lets go. - Come on, guys.

"Marty, I'm gonna win some money!"

Oh, that is awesome.

What are you doing?

You guys, come on.

This is turning out to be one of the best days of my life.

And you're sitting there trying to ruin it for me.

Make me stand on the time machine.

Dude, where is Nick?

Hey, look at the lights.

And the numbers are all, like, moving and stuff.

Yeah, it's a casino, dude.

Hey, can we just stop and look at a blackjack table?

Uh, that much.

Put it all. Put it all.

- Do it. - Okay. I'm just gonna...

Yes.

Ten, okay.

That's a blackjack, for sure.

Thirteen.

I got 13, showing, 27, so,

um, um, h-hit me.

Twenty-two.

That's twenty-two.

That's twenty-two.

That sucks.

Dude, I didn't tell you to bet it all.

Jodie's the one that told you to get in there.

Just stop.

Just get out of my face.

Yeah, hey, hurry up.

Yo, Nick, you should get over to where we are, man.

It's crazy. Where are you?

I think we should find a slot for Jodie to play.

All right, five minutes. Five minutes, that's it.

All right. What -what do I do?

So, like, five minutes. What do I do?

- Did you put it in? - Yeah, I put it in.

So now, you, uh, you look at these little lights, and, uh--

All right. What does that mean?

What does that mean?

Look at the configurations,

and then play one,

and you want to spin one per line, and...

Oh.

Oh.

When you pull this in every five seconds.

It's gotta be a five second interval.

- You play this 50 times in 76 seconds. - Right.

Oh, stop doing math and just press the button.

Thank you.

Be the winner for the dinner with the chicken.

No, no. It goes, "Winner, winner"

- Chicken dinner. - "Chicken dinner." Right.

Five-seventeen. Five-seventeen.

- I won 17 cents. - Amazing..

Girlfriend, dude.

Dude, shut up. Come on.

That's your girlfriend, bro.

Shut up. Stop.

- I don't want-I don't want-- - That's your girl.

- I don't want that on camera. - You like blondes?

Dude, Dave, that's more exercise than you've gotten

in, like, two years.

Sh- Shut up, dude.

Dude, it's been two hours.

Where the hell are you?

Yo, Dave, just Nick usually just, like,

go off like this?

Come on, man.

What are you doing, man?

Just give me a call back. All right?

- Dancing. - "Dancing"?

Is that what that was?

Where is he at?

I don't-I've left, like, seven texts.

And I've gotten nothing.

All right.

Listen, you-you got me?

All right, cool. Check me out.

Yo, my name is Dave,

but they call me "Big D."

Cause I've got a big D.

Can't you see?

That is me.

What are you doing, man? Give me another rhyme.

What?

Oh.

Oh no, dude.

That's-that's a prostitute.

- He has no idea. - That is a prostitute.

And she was-you know, she was princess warrior

of the Amazons.

Her real name was Diana.

Do you?

You ever heard of Diana? Of Themyscira?

That was Wonder Woman.

- It's just-she was - - Hmm. Yeah.

You're beautiful like her.

Oh, thanks.

Well, you're welcome, me lady.

- You're welcome. - "Me lady"?

Guys, what's so funny?

Nothing, man.

Uh, who's your friend?

Oh, uh, this is...

- I'm sorry. - I'm...Sparkle.

Sparkle.

Is that-is that, uh, Irish, Sparkle?

So Cody,

wanna go back to your room, or what?

Um, okay.

I'm-I'm sorry, Sparkle.

I'm-- It's "Jodie," actually,

and I-I-- Um, I'm sorry.

I didn't know that you, um, I didn't know that you were --

Look, I'm sorry. My friend is being polite.

He's, uh, he-he's just not interested.

I'm sorry.

Fine. Whatever.

Dude, I had no idea. I had no idea.

She looked like Hydrahands.

You know? My super hero,

Hydrahands?

Man, it's uncanny.

- Dave. - I would like to...

Dave, what's up, dude? What're you doing?

Uh, nothing.

I'm just giving her a sketch of Nick.

Oh, all right.

I'd actually like to see that rendering.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, let's go find him. Come on.

Um, bye-bye, Sparkle.

Come on. Let's go.

All right.

If you see him, uh, call.

Oh, I will.

How did you find her?

She was-just walked up and started talking,

and she's beautiful.

- I didn't know-- - You are the man.

- Were you swing dancing with her? - Come on.

How much did you get of that?

How much did you get of that?

How much did you get of that?

Check it out.

Dave.

Dave, get the-get all three casinos.

- All in one - - I'm getting it.

All on-all on one intersection.

Three of them.

Better luck at Las Vegas Club,

but we can go to...

We can go to Binion's if we--

Who's got three-card poker?

That's all I want to do.

I think they've all got it.

Hey, Nick. Nick!

- Hey, what's up, guys? - Dude.

- What's going on? - You had time to change,

but you didn't have time to call us?

Oh.

You can't call?

It's been two hours.

Did you see what he dropped, over there?

Come on. Here.

Give me the camera. Give me the camera.

Give me the camera. Give me the camera.

Oh, what have you been doing?

Oh, dude.

How much did you lose?

Twenty-five hundred?

Hey. Aw, come on.

What are you doing?

Uh...

This is none of your business, all right?

God!

- Sorry, Nick. - Dick.

Nick, how much? Come on.

Dude, just back off, dude.

Just back--

All right.

Okay, guys.

Ready?

Go!

Come on, Jodie.

Shoot it! Go, go, go!

Do it!

Atta-boy.

Yeah.

Hey, Mr. Lemondrop.

Yeah!

Feel good, right?

No.

We're all good.

Hey, Dave.

- Dave, Dave, - Yeah?

I gotta tell you something. I gotta tell you something.

- Okay. - Okay.

I gotta tell you something, really quick.

What's up, man?

Are you drunk?

No.

No. Are you drunk?

You had a shot, like, a half hour ago.

Well, you had a shot, like,

a half hour ago.

I've actually had about four drinks,

and I'm no- nowhere near as drunk as you are right now.

Oh, no. Okay, okay. Can you just--

I'm gonna break that camera.

Okay, can you shut up? Shut for a second.

All right? Okay.

So, look, I wanted to tell you the real reason that I'm filming

is because of Nick.

Yeah, I know. I told you to.

No, no, look.

- Janelle-- - Don't touch me.

Janelle told me to film him.

What?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, look.

You know he has a gambling problem, right?

Yeah.

That's why signed him up for a poker tournament.

No, but, listen.

They-they lost all their savings this last year

'cause of the gambling problem.

They're gonna lose their house, dude.

Oh, shit. Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shh, shh.

Listen. Don't-don't tell.

Don't say anything.

- Don't say anything. - Fine with me.

What are you doing?

What up, dude?

- Want another beer? - Yeah, beer me, man.

All right.

- Yes! - Cheers.

No. None for you.

No more.

Oh.

Oh, man. Look at this girl's legs.

Oh, they are so fine.

Oh, she's...

She's got shiny lets and stuff, shiny legs.

Dude, stop it. Stop it.

Jodie,

turn it off.

Shut it off.

Hey,

what are you doing, you little pervert?

Jodie! What the hell, man?

Rick, get you ass over here!

What the hell, man?

Get that out of here!

He doesn't know, okay?

Shut up.

So, where are we going now, Nick?

Tradition.

What?

He makes this stupid stop before every big game.

I can't believe nobody got a hotdog.

I-I was looking at it.

Dude, I've had it before.

You could still get one in there.

I had it before, and I'll tell you.

- Or maybe it was just me. - It's just you.

Maybe it was just me.

I don't trust you about that.

- Because 20 minutes later-- - Yeah,

but that's you with anything you eat.

No.

You would not believe this.

When I'm at home,

I could-I go four days without pooping.

- For some res-but when-- - That's not healthy, man.

It's not-Can't-- You're, like, on the extreme.

I can't believe that this is the first time

I'm hearing about this

I-I swear to God.

Either you don't poop or you're constantly pooping.

when I'm out of town, for some reason,

I poop constantly. It's weird.

- But when I'm at home - At my house, too.

No, I don't. It was just that one time.

How is this the first time that I'm hearing about this?

But for some reason, when I'm out of town,

I poop, like, a lot.

But when I'm at home,

I'll literally not poop for four days.

- Cause you're saving it up. - Four days?!

Yes.

He's like, "I gotta go on a trip.

I gotta go on a trip. I gotta get rid of this."

I mean, it's-it's not-it's not that I just

don't have the urg--

Hey, are recording this?

Yes, of course.

Okay, you guys, Blue Diamond Road,

it goes all the way through Vegas.

Oh, my God.

I told you. I need an address, Dave.

Look, I'll recognize it when I see it.

Just stay on the road.

How can you-How can you see shit out here?

I got night eyes.

- Nick. - Yo.

You ready?

I think so.

Hey, why is this game so far off the strip?

It just is, man. Come on.

Ah, Dave.

Why is it, like, in a, this abandoned alley?

It smells terrible in here.

Yeah, well, don't worry about it.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What-what's with the jacket?

What? I got it from the car, man.

It makes me look tough.

It's a poker game.

Why-why do you have to look tough?

I wanna come across intimidating, okay?

It's totally working.

This is-this is like a dungeon door.

Yeah, seriously, Jeremy, I don't know, man.

I don't know about this.

What is this? A rec center?

You guys, seriously. Seriously, now.

There's still time to back out.

We can return the money to-to Dave's friend,

and just forget about this, right?

- Yeah. - Yes. Yes.

No.

I'm going to do it.

Nick. Come on.

Are you sure you don't wanna save the money and,

you know, save it for something else?

- Come on, man. - He's right.

No, Jodie.

Leave me alone. I'm sure. Okay?

I'm-I got-- We came here.

Let's go. I'm gonna do it.

Come on.

There's just one-one-one more thing.

Let me tell you just, uh,

I just got to tell you one more thing

about the-that-uh.

This is a special poker game.

You said that before.

No, but not that kind of special.

Well-Dave, what are you-- What are you talking about?

It's a high-stakes game

for people with Down Syndrome.

- What? - Whoa, whoa. What?

- Are you serious? - What, Dave?

Yeah. But it's a-but you're a lock, man.

You're gonna win.

Ha.

How am I a lock?

Because they have Down Syndrome.

He doesn't.

- So? - Oh.

So?

They won't know what they're doing.

They probably don't know how to play cards.

This is just-- You've crossed so many lines.

Well, okay.

But also, just so you know,

I told them that you have a little Down's Syndrome, too.

That is so racist!

It's a requirement for the tournament.

- Dave. - Yo, man.

What are you doing, man? What the hell?

Are you Dave?

Uh, I am. Are you Zach?

Okay.

Yeah.

So, uh, Zach. This is my friend, Nick.

Nick, say hi.

- Hi. - Oh, God.

Zach, um, the thing is,

I'm not sure if actually this is the right type

of game for me because I feel like--

This game is fine for you.

Okay.

What's up with that jacket?

- Oh, well, I-I-- - Oh. He's trying to look tough.

I thought this was a formal thing.

And so I had it in the car.

And so I thought I'd just...

Just joking.

All right.

Hey, your jacket feels, to go hang out with the losers.

Hey, buddy, come in.

Wow. Did that just happen?

Wow.

You know that just because you have Downs

doesn't mean that you can't be a fully functioning

member of society, right?

Nick?

Excuse me.

- Hey. - Dave, we have a problem here?

Uh, well, no, but I wanted to see if we could get, uh...

Oh. Hi.

Hello.

Oh no.

There's a lot of money in that room.

Keep it down out here.

Okay.

Go, dude.

"Go, dude"? What-what does that mean?

Oh!

How much did you win tonight?

Negative 400.

Ah, see Jeremy? I told you.

I told you that the odds were against you.

I laid it out on the café table for you,

- like a saltshaker. - I guess--

I guess you were right, Jodie.

Yep.

I'm always right, you see.

Whoa.

Oh, yeah, baby! Come to daddy!

Oh, was that a good scream? Was that a good scream?

That definitely sounded like a good scream.

I bet he won a big hand.

I hope he keeps it up.

Okay, hey, uh, it's-let's-it's like,

almost three.

Uh, didn't that loan shark guy

say that he was coming back to the hotel

to get the money at three? So shouldn't we meet him?

What's-what's the worst?

If we don't show up at 3:00, all right?

Let's just let Nick play this through.

Uh, yeah, I did--

I did forget to tell you guys that the loan shark

guy, uh, Jake, has ties to organized crime.

- What? - What?

Are you serious?

Why-why would you borrow money from him?

Are you serious? The Mafia?

I said it a hundred times. I thought it was a lock.

Aw, you're kidding me.

I can't believe that little Down's Syndrome guy

has a giant black bouncer.

Don't laugh.

A-a-a-are you doing pushups with your camera?

What? No.

No.

Can you guys hear anything?

No.

Nothing? You can't hear anything?

- No. - No, shh.

What-what-what happened?

I'm sorry, my friend.

You can't win 'em all.

Come on, Zach. Let's play some more.

You know, I can get another 20 grand, right?

Stop.

No, come on, Nick. No, no.

Listen, listen, listen to your friends.

You're done.

Ladies.

Excuse me.

Is that?

Is that-is that his jacket?

And his jacket is now mine.

Please close the door for me. Thank you.

Um...okay.

Bye, Zach.

What-what didn't you lose?

I think your theory on Down's Syndrome

is a little off, Dave.

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

We gotta go. We need to go now.

- Yeah. Sorry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, my friend's gonna be at the hotel room at 3:00 a.m.

Oh, yeah, "your friend." You mean the Mafia guy?

What?

Yeah, you guys, you guys, we have,

like-it's, like, 2:32.

We have less than 30 minutes to get to the hotel room

and get our stuff and get out of here, all right?

- Let's get going. - Come on, come on, come on.

Wait. "Mafia guy"?

Wait.

How-how are we gonna get that money back?

I'll just pull it from my corporate account on Monday.

We'll just settle up later.

- Okay? - Yeah.

[I don't see-- I don't see him.

Is anybody there? Do you see him?

- I don't see him. - I don't see anybody.

All right.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

Is it clear?

Is it clear?

Yes. Yeah, its -

Let's go! Go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

- Go, go, go! - Get your stuff.

Hurry up!

Can I change real quick?

No! No time to change.

We'll change in the car.

Yeah, Jeremy, he knows what room we're in.

What?

You guys never told me that!

Let's go! Let's go!

Come on, come on, let's go!

- Come on! - Use the stairs!

Are you serious?

Oh, shit.

We're on the top floor,

and you idiots still use the stairs.

Let me guess:

You don't have my money.

No, but, uh, I can get you your money.

It's in L.A., though, so y-yeah.

We got tons, tons of money in L.A.

You see, uh, I might have a problem with that.

Come here!

- Oh! - Whoa! Whoa. Whoa.

Bring me my money, right now, okay?!

Okay?!

How about I buy you a drink?

How about that?

Shut up! Keep your mouth shut!

Open that door right now.

Uh, I'm trying. I'm trying.

- Do it! - Hey, hey.

- Oh my God! - Nice, Jodie, nice.

You guys are dead!

Oh, my God!

You guys are dead!

- I'm gonna fucking kill you! - Jodie!

You're fucking dead! Come back here!

- Come back here, you little-- - Keep running!

Come on! Come on!!

You're all dead if you don't fucking come back here.

Come on! Hurry, hurry!

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

You're fucking dead!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, God!

Jodie!

Jodie, what were you thinking?

I-I-I-I don't know. I-I don't know.

I just saw it, and, like, I just-I had to do something.

Look, that was awesome, Jodie.

- Oh, thanks. - Awesome.

Okay, yes, it was very cool of you

to try and save your brother-in-law,

but we need to get the hell out of here, all right?

Guys, guys,

we got away.

We got away, you guys! We got away!

Man, I feel like the fricking Transporter!

I feel, like, crazy lucky.

Let's stop and play craps.

No!

What are you talking about?

I'm sorry.

Hey, how could you get us mixed up with that

freaking psychopath?

Yeah, man, that guy was a thug!

How could you lose my $5,000?

You said you had a plan!

Well, I did.

Uh, you guys, can we just not fight?

All right? We just got--

Give-give me my shirt, please.

I'm sweating right through that.

Hey, hey, maybe we should get on the freeway.

What?

The freeway.

Maybe we should get on the-get on the freeway.

Jeremy, let's take a different way back, okay?

Let's take a different way back.

Just get us out of Vegas.

Get us off the main road, okay?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Just in case. Just in case.

Okay. I'm gonna turn down here, then.

Oh, my God, Jodie.

I cannot believe you did what you did.

I don't-I don't know.

I don't know what happened.

This is, like, the back streets of Vegas here.

- I don't-I don't know, uh... - Where are you going?

Are we lost?

No. No, no, no.

I'm just rerouting.

Main menu.

Okay, where is this God damn thing taking us?

I don't know.

Look, wh-what happened to the 15?

Just check the GPS.

Dave. Dave, take the camera.

Check out this lightning.

Look it.

Then just try another position so you can just see exactly

where you are with the--

Yeah, I'm looking at where it's taking--

It says we're over here.

Holy shit!

You guys okay?

Did you guys hear that?

That was not lightning.

Lightning does not strike over and over again

in a straight line.

Oh!

Look at the battery.

Oh, dude!

Hey, don't touch it.

Okay.

Oh, dude. That is all melted.

Don't touch it.

Dude, that is not gonna start.

We're screwed.

We're screwed, guys.

Hey, come on, man. Don't say that.

"Don't say that"? The battery is melted!

How the hell did?

Shh.

What?

- What? - I heard something.

I heard something.

- Hello? - Hello?

- Shh. Shut up. - Be quiet, man.

I heard something.

Yeah. Maybe someone that can help.

Dude, Nick. Shut up. Come on.

Hey, I'm not messing with you, okay?

I heard something.

- Dave. - Hey, Dave.

- Dave! - Where are you going?

Somewhere else, man.

Dude, where are you--

There's nothing out there, Dave!

I don't know. There's nothing right there.

Where are you going, man?

What are you talk? Wherever I want.

- The strip sucks! - Shh!

We should stick together, all right?

Dude, Jeremy, maybe we should just go back in the car.

Please. Please. Come on.

Okay, let's go back in the car, guys.

Whoa!

What-what was--

Jodie. Did you catch that?

- I don't know. - Did you catch that?

Turn the light off.

You're drawing focus. Turn it off!

Turn it off.

All right, you guys.

All right. I think I got it working again.

Who gives a shit?

All right? What the hell was that?

Maybe it was a plane.

"A plane"? But it's pitch black,

so it would have had lights or something, right?

No, no, no. Planes don't fly that low.

Well, I don't know what it was.

Dude. Dude.

Dude, what if it was one of those--

Don't say it.

- No, come on, Dave. - Don't say it.

Dave, you know those things happen out here.

No, I don't! Okay? I don't know shit.

Jeremy, call Triple A.

But my-my phone's not working.

- I-I don't-- - Oh, man. Come on.

Mine's dead too, man.

- What's happening? - What is going on?

Guys, calm down!

All right?

W-we'll sleep in the car, and-and in the morning,

we'll find a gas station or something, okay?

- Great. - Okay, okay.

- Why are you still filming? - What?

We're not in Vegas.

So?

I think you have enough footage for Janelle.

Dave.

- Did you just say? - What are you guys--?

Did you just say "Janelle"?

Dude, Nick, it's nothing.

Don't worry about it. It's nothing.

Tell him, Jodie.

No, Dave.

Janelle told him to tape you gambling in Vegas.

Straight up.

What?

Wait a minute.

And you two knew about this?

Oh, hey, I-I didn't know shit.

This little fool just told me at the bar.

See, this is why I told you, man.

I told you not to bring him.

Did I not say don't bring this guy?

I can't believe you. Did?

Did you get enough footage? Huh?

For my lovely wife, Janelle,

who's supposed to love me and believe in me?

- Come on. - And trust me!

Come on, Nick.

We're just trying to help you out. All right?

"Help me," "help me." No, no, no, no.

I don't need any help. Okay?

I don't need any help, especially from you, Jodie.

Oh, come on.

You did just lose 20 grand, all right?

Fuck you, Jodie.

Fuck you, Jodie!

Okay. Okay.

He got us away from that psycho, all right?

- So just ease off. - Yeah.

Are you trying to spin this?

Are you on Team Jodie and Janelle now? Huh?

Nah, man. It's not like that.

- Then what is it? - Come on, Nick.

I can't believe this, man.

Look, no, no, no. Don't talk to me.

Don't talk to me.

You guys, don't talk to me, man.

Just leave me alone!

Can't believe this, man.

Turn off the light!

Okay. Okay.

I don't get it.

He just leaves in the middle of the

night and doesn't take his camera?

My phone's still not working.

Jodie!

Dave, did you check the camera?

No, let me do that.

Nothing on here, guys.

It's just us talking from last night.

- Jodie! - Jodie!

Jodie!

Guys.

Guys, listen.

If Janelle finds out that I've lost Jodie,

even for five minutes, she's gonna kill me, man.

Hey, guys. Come over here.

Check out these footprints.

They're the only ones coming from the car.

Think they're his?

I mean, maybe.

Come on, let's go, then.

Come on! We gotta find him!

Come on.

Jodie!

All right. Hold up.

- Hold up. - Jodie!

Yo, stop running.

Yo, come back. Come back!

I'm gonna use the camera, the zoom on the camera.

Nick! Hold up!

We're gonna use the camera.

What? Why?

There's a zoom on it.

We don't have to run all around the desert.

This makes no sense, man.

I mean, why would he walk out here so far?

I don't get it.

The only place I can't see is over this bluff.

All right. All right.

We'll just go that way, then.

Come on.

Jodie!

What's over there?

I don't wanna climb that.

Sand.

There's sand there, all right?

Whoa, dude. Chill out.

Hey, hey, hey.

I-I think I found his footprints again.

Are you sure they're his?

Yeah.

Didn't he have a, like, a diamond tread?

I don't know. I'm not a Native American.

Yeah, those ones, uh, from the car.

It was like, uh, a diamond shape tread design thingy.

They go this way.

What is it?

- It's his phone. - What?

What's all that black stuff? Is that oil?

I don't know.

Jodie!

His phone works.

Where are you?

But the-there's no service.

Why would he drop his phone?

Wait.

Is that?

What?

Hey. Give me the camera.

- Dave, give me the camera. - What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I think I see something.

I thought I saw something.

Come on! Come on!

Oh, shit!

Come on! Follow me!

Ow!

Damn-damn it!

Jodie?

- Jodie. - Oh, my gosh.

Didn't you hear us calling your name?

Oh.

What the hell is this black stuff on you?

What the?

Jodie, man, you can't just take off

in the middle of the night like that.

We were just--

Jodie!

Jodie!

- Hey! - Jeremy, take this.

Jodie, Jodie.

Jodie!

What?

Dude, what are you standing out here for?

I had to pee.

Aw, geez.

Are you are-are you okay?

What?

Yeah.

Hey. Hey, listen.

If this has anything to do with last night in the car,

look. I was mad, all right?

And, look, you can't just take off like that Jodie,

'cause we were worried about you.

All right, can we can we have this little moment

back at the car,

not in the middle of the desert?

Yeah, yeah, let's get back to the car.

Where was, where was the car?

- It's right there. - It's that way.

Oh, really guys?

No, it's not. It's back here.

It's that way.

We just came running from back here.

We circled around that one big tree, remember?

So why would that put us over here?

Well, we didn't make a direct line from there.

We need to go this way.

Which way?

- Now you know where we're at? - Jodie.

Where you going?

Gotta be near a road. Look at these tracks.

He won't talk to me.

What?

Biscuits and chicken and gravy with a biscuit.

Can you sing something else?

No.

Yo, Jodie. Yo, Jodie.

Do you want your camera back?

Yo, Jodie. I got a question for you.

Who would win in a fight, Sasqueleon or Chris Brown?

My money's on Chris Brown. That dude can fight.

I don't care.

You don't care?

Is there any network on Jodie's phone?

No, no. Hey, hey, hey, guys.

Check this out.

What is it?

Look.

Let me see.

Hey, Dave, can you get, uh, Jodie to stop?

Jodie, hold up.

Okay, weird.

This is Jodie. It's obvious.

I can't see shit.

I'm filming with my phone, which is also an obvious.

Uh, I really had to pee.

So, uh, I didn't want to wake you guys up.

But, um, I-I, uh, filming all this 'cause I didn't,

uh, just in case anything happens to me.

You know?

Okay. All right.

Uh, okay, just don't-don't watch.

And don't-don't listen. Okay.

Thanks.

Peeing in the desert. That's what I am doing.

We're really gonna watch him pee?

Shh.

and I'm all alone at night.

So that's why I am singing.

Ah.

And now I am finally really peeing.

Peeing, peeing, peeing.

Jodie's in the desert peeing.

Oh!

What the?

A light just flew by me.

That's a bug or something, right?

And that was really weird.

I don't know what it was.

So I'm really scared.

Oh!

Okay. Okay.

What?

Look at that.

Yeah, I-it's hovering, like, right there.

Ooh-hoo!

Okay.

Oh, my-my God.

Oh, you want me to follow you?

You want me to follow you?

All right.

All right. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait. Wait.

Yo, Jodie, what the hell was that?

Hey. There's more.

There's more. You should look at it.

Oh.

Oh. Okay.

Okay. Okay, Jodie.

Okay. Okay.

No, just-just-okay. What is he doing?

Okay, don't. Oh. Ow! Ow!

- Ow, shit, that is cold. - Jodie.

Wow. Air cold.

That's a little Back to the Future reference

for all you Jodites.

Okay.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Okay. All right. All right.

I-I can't believe that I am about to do this.

It goes against everything that I know about

handling alien technology.

But I just-I just can't help myself.

Okay.

Hey, Nick. Back off.

All right, you guys.

I cannot wait to show you this.

Watch this. This is incredible.

Holy shit.

Did you see that?

It's like it's trying to communicate or something.

Is that not amazing?

All right, all right. I gotta show you close up.

This is incredible.

Okay. See what this is like.

Oh! Oh!

He thinks that's funny.

Look at this.

This is-this is incredible.

Oh, and it's beautiful. It is beautiful.

Oh, cool. What is that?

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Jodie, what was that?

Oh, my God. This is insane.

Give me that shit!

Yo, Jodie.

- Jodie. - Jodie!

Jodie, what'd you find last night?

What was that stuff in the video, man?

- What was that? - Jodie, say something, man.

Jodie.

- You gotta tell us what's going on. - Jodie?

Jodie!

I'm talking to you, man.

Hey! Hey! You need to relax.

- There's something wrong with him! - Relax!

Okay. We gotta get him to a hospital.

It might've been a dirty bomb or something.

Okay, well, it wasn't a dirty bomb.

There's not a dirty bomb in the middle of the desert.

I don't know what it was. But it was something, okay?

Oh, well, yeah. Clearly, he's crazy.

We gotta get him checked out.

All right? Let's move.

Come on, Jodie. Come on.

Move your feet. Move your feet.

Let me see.

Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.

Ah, shit. All right.

it's getting worse. It's getting worse.

Come on. Let's go.

See anything?

No.

Jodie, come on.

Yes!

- See? - Finally.

I knew we'd find something.

Hey, Jeremy Let me see that video one more time.

No!

You're killing it with that video, man.

No, come on, Jodie. We'll go this way, man.

Come on.

Guys, this is I not gonna be any help.

Why?

Look at this place.

They don't even have gas pumps.

"Bob's Highway Service"?

Bob, are you here?

All right, stay right here.

I'm gonna go around back.

Bobby.

- Stay right there. - Jeremy, be careful!

Robert!

Bo'.

Big Bob.

Jeremy, is anyone back there?

I don't see anything.

What do you want?

Holy shit!

Guys! Guys! Guys!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Whoa.

We just-we just had an accident in the desert.

Uh-huh. Don't surprise me.

Trying to break into my place?

No, no.

Nobody's trying to break into your place.

We're looking for a battery for our car.

Our friend's sick and needs a hospital.

Yeah, but it looks like you probably don't have

either one of those, right?

Hey, good guess.

There ain't been nothing here in ten years,

Get out.

Okay, well, maybe you have a phone or something?

Phones don't work out here.

You know all about that, don't you,

technology boy?

What?

What's wrong with your friend, huh?

He's got some kind of rash on him.

That's not like usual.

"Usual"?

You mean you-you've seen this before?

What-what-what is it?

He's got, like, black stuff all over him.

Yeah, there's black stuff and...

I'm not supposed to talk about that.

Okay. Well...

Well, could you tell us where the nearest town is?

Uh, I'm not supposed to talk about it.

What?

I'm gonna tell you something.

Hold on.

Hold on. I'm gonna tell you something.

Hold on!

Yeah, yeah. All right.

- You know what? Let's go. - Hold on!

Let's just-come on.

Come here!

I'm gonna tell you something. Come here.

Yeah, are you gonna tell us where the town is?

Yeah, yeah, yea. Com here.

Quick, quick. Quick.

All right, well, put the bat down.

Quick, quick, quick. Come on.

- Get underneath here. - Okay.

Put the bat down, and we'll come up.

- All right. - All right.

Jodie, stay right there.

All right.

All right. Listen.

It's important.

There's six of 'em.

There's always six.

And they can see us. They can always see us.

They can see everything, okay?

You understand?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about?

You gotta keep moving, okay?

Yeah, we're moving.

We're gonna follow the power lines down--

No, no! Don't follow the power lines.

Don't follow the power lines!

Don't get on the road. Go over the hill.

Go over the hill.

It's on the other side of the hill.

- Don't-- - The town?

Town is on the other side of the hill.

Don't get caught in the desert at night.

- They're gonna go-- - All we need to know.

Jodie!

Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?

Jodie, can you breathe?

What's wrong? What's wrong?

Say something.

Let me know. Let me know.

- What's going on? - Hey, Jodie.

Stop moving your hand like that.

Hey, give him some water.

Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, Jodie. Drink this, okay?

- Drink this. Okay? - Drink that, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait is this?

What is this?

- Dave, Dave. - What?

- There's something under here. - I don't know.

Oh!

Whoa, whoa.

Uh, you can keep the canteen.

Okay. Move, Dave.

You gotta get a close-up.

What the hell, man?

Why are you treating this like a reality show?

We gotta document this

so we can show the doctor, right?

And we could-we could sue the government for--

Hey!

You don't talk about the government that way,

not around here. You understand?

Not around here!

No, why?

The government's probably responsible for this.

Hey!

You got--

Oh, you got ten seconds,

Ten seconds to get off my property.

All right, Jodie, Jodie come on.

- We're going. We're going. - Nine,

- eight, - We're going!

seven,

- six, - We're going!

five,

- four, - Let's go, Nick.

- three, - Come on!

Guys, we gotta stop.

- I can't. - Put-put him here.

- Help me with the shirt. - Okay.

Oh, God.

Oh! Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, shit. Oh.

Turn that shit off. Come on.

Oh-ho. Whoa-ho, whoa.

That's a cyst.

My dad used to get those, but nothing like that.

Oh, my God-- Hey, don't touch it, man.

You're gonna catch something!

Don't touch it!

And, you're touching it.

What does it feel like?

It's squishy.

You feel that, Jodie?

We're gonna have to drain it.

How you gonna do that?

We gotta cut it.

- What? - With what? A knife?

I ain't got a knife. You got a knife?

I got one.

Don't-You are not recording this.

Yes, I am.

All right, fine.

If you're gonna record it, then you're gonna drain it.

What?

Dave holds the camera and you're gonna help me.

That works for me. Give me the camera.

Fine.

Okay, wait, wait. What do I do?

All right, um, I'm going to cut into it,

and you're-you're you're gonna squeeze.

Gently. Right, Dave?

Yup. It's gonna be gross.

All right. Okay.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

What's up, man?

I've never cut into anyone before.

Well, no shit. But we've gotta do it.

All right. All right.

All right. Okay.

All right. I'm gonna cut into it.

Oh. That's disgusting.

Go ahead.

Squeeze. Squeeze. Squeeze.

- Squeeze? - Yes!

Why is it black?

Aw, shit.

Okay, okay, okay.

Aw, shit! It's on my hand!

Fuck, man!

I gotta cut more.

- I gotta cut more. - Well, hurry up.

Oh, don't do it. Don't do it.

It's Black!

Oh, my God.

Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Oh!

It smells so bad!

Whoa-ho. I told you!

I told you.

Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick.

- All right. Just let me-- - This is gross.

Jodie, you okay?

Wait, I-I got some tissues.

All right.

Jodie better be-better be okay after this, man.

Okay. Here here, here, here.

Ugh. Give me the canteen.

It's on my hand, dude. What do I do?

- I don't know. - What do I do?

All right. Okay.

- Jodie, you okay? - What is that stuff?

Does that feel any better?

Is he awake?

Jodie. Jodie.

No, he's still out.

Hey, Jeremy.

Maybe I should hold onto Jodie's phone.

You know, in case the network comes back on.

"In case the network comes back on."

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm sure that's what you want it for,

not making sure this video is safe and sound

in your pocket?

I'm just trying to document all this crazy shit. Okay?

Just put it down for five Goddamn minutes.

You're ridiculous.

Fine.

Fine.

Hey. What's your problem?

What's-what's my problem?

Yeah.

My-my problem is that all of a sudden you give a shit

about Jodie 'cause you think you can cash in.

That's-that's my problem! Okay?

Something happened to him last night.

Okay, do you not even care about that?

Yeah, I care.

But I also got the right to be pissed off, don't I?

He recorded this entire trip

because my wife thinks I'm some kind of degenerate.

Oh, and-and what would happen if,

uh, we didn't get lost right now, huh?

You-you'd be at home right now

telling Janelle how you lost ten grand.

Am I right? Hmm?

Look, Dave's the one who--

Dave-Dave's the one.

Jodie's the one. I'm the one.

It's everyone's fault but your own, right?

Yeah. Jodie needs help, okay?

If you don't get it to him, he could die.

Did you even understand that?

Yeah, I understand that. That's what we're doing,

but you gotta admit, man,

something strange is happening out here, right?

And getting it on camera could pay off.

Yeah, again, it could pay off.

That's all you talk about.

You're-you're-you're a broken record, man.

Just listen to yourself.

I don't think that I--

Yeah, "I don't think." That's right.

You never think, Nick.

Hold on, guys! Guys!

- What? - Guys, come here!

- What? - Come here!

Holy shit!

Hey!

Hey, did-Did he move?

I don't know.

Jodie!

I gotta get this on camera.

Jodie!

All right. Well, the sun is going down over there

so you know that way is West.

Where did we come from?

Hey, Dave.

Guys, guys. Jodie's up. Jodie's up.

- Hey, hey. Hey. - Jodie, hey, are you okay?

How's it going?

Yeah, yeah, what are what are--

What are we do what-what happened?

What are we doing in the middle of the desert?

You don't remember?

No. Remember, remember what?

No, I-we were just, like, going to sleep in the car,

and then I just woke up here.

So you don't remember getting up

and using the bathroom in the middle of the night?

No.

You don't remember how you got this rash?

No. What rash?

- This one, right here. - What?

Oh! What is that?

Jeremy, what is that?

What is that? What is that?

We don't know, but we're gonna get you help, all right?

- What is that? - We're going to get you help.

Maybe we should show him what we saw on the, uh--

No.

We're not showing him that. Come on.

- Show what? - Nothing. Nothing, man.

We're gonna go this way.

Come on.

Hey, guys, guys. I gotta sit down for a second.

- Jodie needs to sit. - Yeah.

You all right, man?

Where is this town, anyway?

Oh, Jesus Christ, man, I don't know.

Hey, don't yell at me, dude.

I'm not the one who drove us out

in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, whoa, Dave.

You're the one who entered Nick

into that poker game scam.

And if you knew how to navigate,

we wouldn't be in the desert right now!

Really?

Did I strike the car with lightning, too?

Perhaps.

Hey, guys, chill.

Look, he said the town

is on the other side of the mountain.

Well, that's a mountain, right?

So we just gotta keep walking.

Unless he's a crazy homeless guy

who lives in an abandoned gas station

and puts tin foil on his head.

Oh, wait. He is.

Guys, do we have any water or something like that?

We'll get some when we can, all right, Jodie?

I've got this, like, weird taste in my mouth.

I can't get it out.

Taste? What's it taste like?

Like metal.

Metal? That's blood.

Jodie, is your mouth bleeding?

I don't think so.

Nah, I think you're good.

All right, guys, we-we should get over that mountain

- before it gets dark. - Let's go.

Let's go.

- Jodie? - Yeah?

Hey, where's the light switch on this?

Uh, somewhere right here.

Got it.

Wow, that's such a bright light.

We can see, maybe, like,

five feet in front of us when the sun goes down.

Okay, just-just turn-turn it off until we need it.

Save some battery.

Save battery on that really bright light.

Do you even hear yourself talking?

Well, I'm trying to get Jodie to a hospital,

get him some help.

- Oh, and I'm not? - Okay, guys.

- Well, it doesn't seem like it. - Oh, okay, Dave.

It seems like you're not trying to help.

Did you hear that?

Yeah, I definitely heard something.

Hey, Jo-Jo-Jodie.

Huh? What?

Stay. Stay here.

I-I-I'm okay. I'm okay.

Okay.

That-that sounded like an animal.

Yeah, what kind of animals are out here?

- Ah! Ah! - What? What?!

What's wrong?

Oh! Can't you hear that?

Ah!

I don't know what's going on.

What the hell was that?

Hey. Hey, where's Jodie?

Jo-Jo-

Is that him?

- Jodie! - Jodie!

Jodie, where are you going?

- Jodie! - Come on!

Hey, guys. Guys.

Hey, Dave. Hey, slow down.

Shit.

Come on. What the?

Shit. Come on.

Hey. Jeremy?

Jeremy?

Oh, shit, man!

Jeremy!

What the?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What the fuck was that?

Jeremy.

Dave.

What's wrong with this light?

Come on.

Come on. Come on!

Dave!

Hey, where are you guys?

Where?

Oh!

Okay.

Huh?

Huh?

Okay. What's happening?

Who are these? Who are these people?

Wait. Wait for me.

Wait.

Excuse me.

Come back. Wait.

Wait.

What is it?

What's going on here?

I don't understand.

Jer-Jer--

Where's-where's Jodie and Dave?

We're-we're here. Come on.

- There over here. - Where?

Did you see those people?

Shh.

Slow-slow down.

Slow down.

Come on, man.

Yo, check this out.

Come on. Over here.

Oh, shit.

What? What?

What is it? What is it?

Okay, come on!

Wait! Wait!

What's going on?

What's happening?

What's going on?

Are you getting this?

What're you talking about?

- That's-that's-- - Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Guys! I can't get Jodie to stop struggling. Help!

What?

Oh, Jo!

Hey, I'm gonna get closer.

No, dude.

No, do you know how much money we could make on this?

Stop! Okay, stop!

- No. - Don't!

No, I need this!

- Are you crazy? - No! Come with me!

Guys!

Jodie!

No!

God damn it!

Nick, come on. Bring the light.

Hey. Get him back there.

Jodie, come on. Come back to me.

Come back to us, Jodie.

Tho-tho-those people.

They're lining up in front of the ship.

What the hell is going on here?

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

What-what's going on?

Guys, lights!

Wha-What?

Oh, shit. That's-that's a car.

It's a car. Shh.

It's okay. Get down.

Nick, Nick.

Don't' talk it's--

Oh shit.

Dude, what is this?

Oh, yeah.

What's that?

Are they prepped?

They're prepped.

What are they doing?

Let's go.

Why aren't they helping those people?

Hey, what are you doing, Jeremy?

I don't think it's a good idea, man?

What's the matter with you?

Jodie needs help. Come on.

- Shit. - Hey!

We need help!

Come on, Nick. Let's go.

Shit. Not again.

Hey!

Dave. Dave. Just stay back.

Hey, could you help us?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Freeze.

Chill, chill, chill. Our friend is sick.

Dave!

Stop right there.

This is a bad idea.

- This is a restricted area. - We can see that.

We got lost.

We need some help for our friend.

Hey, hey. Do you remember us?

Huh?

We - we met this guy at the gas station a few miles down.

What's wrong with him?

Get on your knees!

Our friend is sick. Okay?

Move away from him! Now.

Please, man. Wake up. Wake up.

Oh! My God!

He damaged the product.

What did you do, man?

What did you do?

Dave.

Transit six is down.

Repeat that?

Transit six is down!

What about that one? Can he be replaced?

He's been burst. We gotta take him in.

Damn it!

Come on.

Help me get him into the car.

- Come on. - Move it.

Wait.

Move it.

Come on. Come on.

Let's get out of here!

I can't-I can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe this is happening.

Janelle.

Janelle, I'm sorry.

You were right.

We never should've come on this trip.

I know you were trying to help me.

And Jodie was trying to help me, too.

No.

Leave me alone!

Dave.

Dave. Dave.

Dave, I hear you.

Dave. I hear you, Dave.

I'm coming.

Dave?

Dave.

Jeremy.

(over TV) Has this happened to you?

If so, come on down to Car Tech Valley.

We'll get your car right again.

(over TV) Authorities are still baffled by the strange

and mysterious lights hovering over the Nevada

desert last night.

Above the bright lights of Las Vegas last night,

these red lights hovered

over the desert for a few seconds

before disappearing into the clouds.

This is what local resident Curtis Stonewall suggests--

This is a message from the National Weather Service

and the United States Office of Civil Defense.

At 4:30 p.m. Pacific Standard Time

there was a series of random blackouts

across Clark County, Lincoln County,

and Alko County.

These blackouts were accompanied by

an atmospheric lightning storm.

It is believed that this atmospheric anomaly

will continue over the next one-and-one-half to two days.

All residents within a 400-mile radius

of the affected areas should remain indoors.

If you cannot find shelter in your area,

local authorities will lead you to a designated

community shelter.

For more information, tune your radio to 770 AM.

This is a message from the National Weather Service

and the United States Office of Civil Defense.

At 4:30 p.m. Pacific Standard Time...