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[Chorus]
## The Simpsons ##
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[Bell Ringing]
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[Whistle Blowing]
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[ Beeping ]
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## [Jazzy Solo ]
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[ Tires Screeching ]
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D'oh!
[ Screams ]
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[ Gulping ]
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## [ Classical ]
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- [ Clinking Glass ]
- My friends!
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Tonight we unveil
my most diabolical creation.
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Swank. Ten times more addictive
than marijuana.
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- Ooh!
- To human misery!
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- [ Rattling ]
- [ All Gasping ]
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Uh?
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- Nice to see you.
- McBain!
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[ All Grunting ]
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- [ Gasps ]
- Yes. [ Grunts ]
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Ah, McBain,
so glad you could make it.
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- Have a salmon puff.
- All right.
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[ Gags, Screams ]
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[ Sinister Laughing ]
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That is one evil dude.
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It's just a movie, son.
There's nobody that evil in real life.
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[ Sinister Laughing ]
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[ Gasping ]
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- [Screaming]
- Smithers, where's that union representative?
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He's 20 minutes late.
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Uh, I don't know, sir. He hasn't been seen
since he promised to clean up the union.
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Whoa! What the hell?
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Well, let's look at
the contract ourselves, eh?
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Benefits, perks, a green cookie
on St. Patrick's Day?
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Oh-ho, it didn't use
to be this way, Smithers.
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No, it didn't use to be
this way at all.
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Come on, come on!
Crack those atoms!
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You, turn out those pockets!
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Atoms.
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One, two, three, four--
Six of them!
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Take him away!
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You can't treat
the workingman this way!
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One day, we'll form a union and get the fair
and equitable treatment we deserve.
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Then we'll go too far
and get corrupt and shiftless...
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and the Japanese will eat us alive!
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The Japanese?
Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?
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[ Laughs ]
Bosh! Flimshaw!
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If only we had listened to that boy...
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instead of walling him up
in the abandoned coke oven.
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Well, I am going to
avenge my grandfather.
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We'll take on that greedy union...
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and we'll get back our...
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dental plan.
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- How often do you brush, Ralph?
- Three times a day, sir.
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Why must you turn my office
into a house of lies?
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You're right! I don't brush!
[ Crying ] I don't brush.
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Let's look at a picture book...
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The Big Book of British Smiles.
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[ Sobbing ]
That's enough! That's enough!
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Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth,
so he can sell 'em.
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To who?
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You know that rattle
when you shake up spray paint?
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- That's a kid's tooth.
- [ Shuddering ]
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Maggie's teeth
are coming in crooked.
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Has she been sucking on a pacifier?
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- Uh... not to my knowledge.
- Liar!
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I'm also afraid little Lisa
is going to need braces.
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Oh, no!
I'll be socially unpopular.
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- More so.
- Are you sure, Doctor?
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Well, judge for yourself.
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Here's Lisa today.
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Without treatment, here's what
she'll look like at age 11...
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age 14, age 17...
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and, finally, age 18.
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- [ Gasps ]
- Cool! She'll be a freak.
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Bart!
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We can stick her in a trailer, drive her around
the South and charge two bits a gander.
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[ TV: Man ] Now stay tuned
for professional wrestling live...
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from the Springfield Grapplarium.
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Tonight, a Texas death match--
Dr. Hillbilly versus The Iron Yuppie!
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One man will actually be unmasked
and killed in the ring!
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I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie.
Thinks he's so big.
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Homer, Lisa needs braces.
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Don't worry. We won a dental plan
in the strike of'88.
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That's where I got this scar.
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What do we want?
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More equitable treatment
in the hands of management!
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- [Carl] When do we want it?
- [All]Soon!
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Where's my burrito?
Where's my burrito?
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Where's my burrito? Ow!
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Then I got this scar sneaking
under the door of a pay toilet.
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- [People Chattering]
- [Electrical Feedback]
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Welcome, brothers ofLocal643.
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As you know, our president,
Chucky Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately.
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We're all praying he'll turn up soon,
alive and well.
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Oh, all right, all right. But seriously,
we have to vote on Burns's new contract.
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It's basically the same deal, except we
get a free keg of beer for our meetin'.
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[ All ]
Yea!
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In exchange for that,
we have to give up our dental plan.
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So long, dental plan!
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- [Lenny's Voice] Dental plan!
- [Marge's Voice] Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.
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Bull's-eye!
[ Chortles ]
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Thanks a lot, Carl.
Now I've lost my train of thought.
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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan!
- Lisa needs braces.
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If we give up our dental plan...
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I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!
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People, stop!
We can't give up our dental plan!
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Lenny, without that dental plan, you
wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.
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- Yoink!
- Hey!
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And, Gummy Joe, where would you be
without that dental plan?
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Well, I wouldn't have
old chomper here, that's for sure.
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You know what I think
of this contract?
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- This! [ Angry Grunting ]
- [ Cheering ]
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Yeah!
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- Who is that firebrand, Smithers?
- That's Homer Simpson, sir.
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Simpson, eh? New man?
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Actually, sir, he thwarted
your campaign for governor...
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you ran over his son,
he saved the plant from meltdown...
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and his wife painted you
in the nude--
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Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
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[ Chanting ]
Homer! Homer! Homer!
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I move that Homer Simpson
be our new union president.
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- All in favor?
- Aye!
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- All opposed?
-[Man]Nay.
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- Congratulations, Homer.
- [ Cheering ]
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- Hey, what does this job pay?
- Nothin'.
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- D'oh!
- Unless you're crooked.
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Whoo-hoo!
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President of the union?
I'm so proud of you, Homie.
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This is your chance to get a fair shake
for the workingman.
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And make lifelong connections
to the world of organized crime.
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Hmm. Organized crime.
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Don Homer, I have baked
a special donut just for you.
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Mmm. Grazie.
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Don Homer, my son,
he has a-trouble with the--
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Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.
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Moltobene.
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That's a nice a-donut.
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Do you think you can get
the dental plan back?
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Well, that depends on who's a better
negotiator-- Mr. Burns or me.
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Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop
for your crummy old Danish.
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Done and done!
[ Laughing ]
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D'oh!
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Lisa and Marge, these braces
are invisible, painless...
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and periodically release
a delightful burst...
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of Calvin Klein's Obsession
for Teeth.
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[ Sniffing ]
Hmm!
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Doctor, we don't have
a dental plan right now...
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so we'll need something
a little more... affordable.
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These predate stainless steel...
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so you can't get them wet.
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[ Coughs ]
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Hmm, he's a worthy foe.
Look at him, Smithers.
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Exercising away while the others
are off at the candy machine.
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[ Grunting ]
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Hey, Lenny, can you get
this Sugar Daddy off my back?
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Okay, but it's the last time.
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Mmm!
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We don't have to be adversaries,
Homer.
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We both want a fair union contract.
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[ Thinking ]
Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
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And if you'll scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.
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Wait a minute.
Is he coming on to me?
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I mean, if I should slip something
into your pocket, what's the harm?
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Oh, my God!
He is coming on to me.
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After all, negotiations
make strange bedfellows.
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- [ Chortling, Clicks Tongue ]
- [ Silent Scream ]
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Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in
for these backdoor shenanigans.
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Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even
a little curious, but the answer is no.
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[ Sighs ]
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Lisa, so you won't be scared...
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I'll show you some of the tools
I'll be using.
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This is the scraper,
this is the poker...
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and this happy little fellow
is the gouger.
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- [ Loud Whirring ]
- [ Whimpers ]
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Now, the first thing
I'll be doing...
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is chiseling some teeth
out of your jaw bone.
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Hold still while I gas you.
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[ British Accent ]
Look, fellas! It's Lisa in the sky!
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No diamonds though.
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Look out for the campy drawing
of Queen Victoria!
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Oh, no!
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- God, help us!
- Help us.
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The mirror.
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The mirror!
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[ Maniacal Laughing ]
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Honey, you look fine.
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[ Barking ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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-[Door Bell Rings]
- Who is it?
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- [Man]Goons.
- Who?
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- Hired goons.
- Hired goons?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Sinister Chortling ]
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Ah, Homer, I hope Crusher
and Low Blow didn't hurt you.
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You know,
you could have just called me.
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Oh, yes, but the telephone
is so impersonal.
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I prefer the hands-on touch
you only get with hired goons.
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Hired goons?
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This is the largest TV
in the free world.
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�Ay, un gatomalodoro!
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[ Disgusted Shudder]
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This is a thousand monkeys working
at a thousand typewriters.
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Soon, they'll have written
the greatest novel known to man.
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Let's see.
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"It was the best of times,
it was the "blurst' of times"?
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- You stupid monkey!
- [ Hooting ]
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Oh, shut up.
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[Water Dripping]
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- And this is my basement.
- Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms.
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Yes, I really should stop
ending the tour with it.
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- Now, let's get down to business.
- [ Thinking ] Oh, man!
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Why did I have all that beer
and coffee and watermelon?
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Now, Homer, I know what you're thinking,
and I want to take the pressure off.
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It doesn't take a whiz to see
that you're looking out for number one.
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Well, listen tome, and you'll make
a big splash very soon.
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- Oh! Which way to the bathroom?
- Oh, it's the 23rd door on the left.
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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[ Sighs ]
He wouldn't even hear me out.
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- [ Groans ]
- Find the bathroom all right?
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Uh... yeah.
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Well, you've won this round, Simpson...
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but I'll grind you into the earth
like a bug!
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[ Laughing ]
Aah! Ohh!
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Simpson, be a dear and rub my legs
till the feeling comes back.
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A bug, I tell you! A bug!
[ Laughing ]
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[ Groans, Laughs ]
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[ Sighs ]
I'm gonna resign.
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I don't know why they made me
union president in the first place.
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Because they love you
down at the plant.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Guys are always patting
my bald head for luck...
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00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:50,943
pinchin' my belly
to hear my girlish laugh.
239
00:14:51,049 --> 00:14:53,779
Hmm. That doesn't sound
like they like you at all.
240
00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:58,379
You're right. First thing tomorrow, I'm
gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
241
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,617
[ Slurps, Grunts ]
242
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:06,755
Batten down those cowlicks.
Straighten that part.
243
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,765
Uncross those eyes, mister.
244
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,563
- But I can't!
- Oh, sorry, Quigley.
245
00:15:11,669 --> 00:15:13,796
Come on, honey. Smile!
246
00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:17,363
I bet you've got a beautiful smile.
247
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:20,069
Why don't you share it
with the world?
248
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:23,944
- [ Gasps ] There is no God!
-[Shutter Clicks]
249
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:28,348
Fellow workers, I've been meeting with
Mr. Burns day and night, and I've had enough.
250
00:15:28,453 --> 00:15:30,580
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
251
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,679
- All in favor of a strike?
- Aye!
252
00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:35,021
- All opposed?
-[Man]Nay.
253
00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:37,754
Who keeps saying that?
254
00:15:39,197 --> 00:15:42,598
It was him. Let's get him, fellas.
255
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,600
[ Angry Shouting ]
256
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:47,671
[ Chuckling ]
257
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:53,403
## [ Acoustic Guitar]
258
00:15:54,979 --> 00:15:59,439
## [ Folk Ballad ]
259
00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:18,526
[ Angry Shouting ]
260
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,934
Ahh, this is the life.
261
00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:25,100
Smithers, get me some strikebreakers,
the kind they had in the '30s.
262
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,872
We can't bust heads
like we used to...
263
00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:31,574
- but we have our ways.
- [ Murmuring Agreement ]
264
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:35,551
One trick is to tell them stories
that don't go anywhere...
265
00:16:35,653 --> 00:16:39,054
like the time I caught the ferry
over to Shelbyville.
266
00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:42,149
I needed a new heel for my shoe...
267
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,559
so I decided to go to Morganville...
268
00:16:45,663 --> 00:16:49,121
which is what they called Shelbyville
in those days.
269
00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:51,702
So I tied an onion to my belt...
270
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,771
which was the style at the time.
271
00:16:53,872 --> 00:16:56,500
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel.
272
00:16:56,608 --> 00:17:01,409
And in those days, nickels
had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.
273
00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:04,845
"Give me five bees for a quarter,"
you'd say.
274
00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:06,849
Now, where were we? Oh, yeah!
275
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:10,751
The important thing was
that I had an onion on my belt...
276
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,323
which was the style at the time.
277
00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:16,985
They didn't have white onions
because of the war.
278
00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:20,360
The only thing you could get
was those big yellow ones.
279
00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:22,296
[ Shouting ]
280
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,368
Full power, Smithers.
281
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:29,436
[ Yells, Whimpering ]
282
00:17:31,643 --> 00:17:33,941
## [ Folk Ballad Continues ]
283
00:17:46,391 --> 00:17:48,416
Now do "Classical Gas."
284
00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:06,210
Ooh, look at him strutting around
Like he's cock of the walk.
285
00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:09,474
Well, let me tell you,
Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
286
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:13,812
- Hmm?
- Why, you and I can run this plant ourselves.
287
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:48,884
Crush! Kill! Destroy!
288
00:18:50,154 --> 00:18:52,850
Tonight on Smartline,
the power plant strike--
289
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,857
argle-bargle or foofaraw?
290
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,757
With us tonight
are plant owner C.M. Burns...
291
00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,955
union kingpin Homer Simpson...
292
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:02,396
and talk show mainstay
Dr. Joyce Brothers.
293
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,025
- I brought my own mike!
- Yes. Well.
294
00:19:05,136 --> 00:19:09,266
Homer, organized labor has
been called a lumbering dinosaur.
295
00:19:09,374 --> 00:19:11,137
[ Screams ]
296
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:13,836
My director is telling me
not to talk to you anymore.
297
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:17,813
- Whoo-hoo!
- Mr. Burns, you mentioned
you wanted an opening tirade.
298
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,815
Yes, thank you, Kent.
299
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:23,876
Fifteen minutes from now, I will wreak
a terrible vengeance on this city!
300
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:27,480
No one will be spared! No one!
301
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:29,856
A chilling vision of things to come.
302
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,059
[ Dings ]
303
00:19:54,352 --> 00:19:57,150
- Oh, for God's sake!
- [ Whimpers ]
304
00:19:58,189 --> 00:20:00,487
Good-bye, Springfield!
305
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,651
From hell's heart, I stab at thee!
306
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:15,372
[ Excited Shouting ]
307
00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:26,913
## [ Folk Ballad ]
308
00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:38,925
####[Continues]
309
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:46,065
Look at them all,
through the darkness I'm bringing.
310
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:49,071
They're not sad at all.
They're actually singing!
311
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,706
They sing without juicers.
312
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,608
They sing without blenders.
313
00:20:55,713 --> 00:21:00,173
They sing without flunjers,
capdabblers and smendlers!
314
00:21:00,284 --> 00:21:03,253
Ooh!
Tell Simpson I'm ready to deal.
315
00:21:03,354 --> 00:21:06,983
All right, Homer,
you can have the dental plan...
316
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,888
on one condition--
317
00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:11,757
you must resign
as head of the union.
318
00:21:11,863 --> 00:21:14,559
Whoo-hoo!
[ Whooping ]
319
00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:18,123
Smithers, I'm beginning to think
that Homer Simpson...
320
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:21,262
was not the brilliant tactician
I thought he was.
321
00:21:21,372 --> 00:21:26,139
[ Whooping ]
322
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,711
- We're going back to work!
- [ All Cheering ]
323
00:21:41,159 --> 00:21:43,059
[ All ]
Yea!
324
00:21:45,163 --> 00:21:48,462
Oh, honey, you can hardly see
your new braces!
325
00:21:48,566 --> 00:21:50,534
And that's the tooth!
326
00:21:56,507 --> 00:21:59,135
Oops. I left the gas on.
327
00:22:07,852 --> 00:22:10,721
[Laughing Continues]
328
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,301
- [ People Chattering ]
- Shh!
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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