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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,602 --> 00:00:59,895 Michael? 2 00:01:02,981 --> 00:01:05,859 What are you doing out here, son? It's after midnight. 3 00:01:06,026 --> 00:01:07,444 Couldn't sleep, Pops. 4 00:01:07,611 --> 00:01:10,447 Well, neither can we, with all that noise you're making. 5 00:01:10,614 --> 00:01:11,782 Come on, let's go inside. 6 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:14,243 Just one more shot? 7 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:18,121 All right. Just one. 8 00:01:18,247 --> 00:01:19,706 Yeah. 9 00:01:22,084 --> 00:01:24,461 That's good. Shoot it again. 10 00:01:28,006 --> 00:01:31,385 Getting pretty good, son. Go ahead, shoot till you miss. 11 00:01:31,552 --> 00:01:33,804 You think if I can get good enough, I can go to college? 12 00:01:33,929 --> 00:01:34,930 Hey... 13 00:01:36,849 --> 00:01:40,352 ...if you get good enough, you can do anything you want to, Michael. 14 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:43,438 I want to play at North Carolina. 15 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:47,234 That's a real fine school. Real fine school. 16 00:01:47,401 --> 00:01:49,444 You can get a first-class education there. 17 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,989 I want to play on a championship team. 18 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:55,409 Then I want to play in the NBA. 19 00:01:57,786 --> 00:02:00,205 All right, let's slow down, son. 20 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:02,499 Don't you think you ought to get a little sleep first? 21 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:04,376 - And once I've done all that... - Uh-huh. 22 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:06,712 ...I want to play baseball, just like you, Dad. 23 00:02:06,879 --> 00:02:09,673 Baseball. Now, that's a sport. 24 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,635 And when you're finished with that, I suppose you're gonna fly, huh? 25 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:39,716 I just feel at this particular time... 26 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:43,554 ...that I reached the, uh, pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire. 27 00:05:44,847 --> 00:05:48,142 The one good thing that comes out of this is that my father had the opportunity... 28 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:51,854 ...to see me play my last basketball game, and that means a lot to me. 29 00:05:51,979 --> 00:05:53,647 What are you gonna do now? 30 00:05:53,814 --> 00:05:57,818 Well, I've never really told anybody this, except for one person, and, uh... 31 00:05:57,985 --> 00:05:59,945 But I think I'm gonna go play professional baseball. 32 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,575 - What position will you play? - I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher. 33 00:06:04,741 --> 00:06:08,829 I think that would be kind of hard for me to pitch, so I'm gonna play the outfield. 34 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:57,002 Woo-hoo! 35 00:06:58,921 --> 00:07:00,964 Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks. 36 00:07:01,131 --> 00:07:03,008 Don't bring me here anymore, all right? 37 00:07:03,175 --> 00:07:06,303 - Don't bring me here anymore, all right? Are you listening? 38 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:11,058 Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. 39 00:07:11,225 --> 00:07:13,477 I've told you, if I've told you once... 40 00:07:13,644 --> 00:07:17,731 ...I told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times. 41 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,817 We need new attractions. 42 00:07:20,192 --> 00:07:21,151 - Right. - New ones. 43 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:22,319 Uh-huh. 44 00:07:22,486 --> 00:07:24,571 - Get it? - Big, shiny new things, yeah. 45 00:07:24,738 --> 00:07:27,324 - Absolutely, sir. - Look at me. Look at me and listen. 46 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,243 The customer is always right. 47 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:33,372 Right. - The customer is always right. 48 00:07:33,539 --> 00:07:34,957 Exactly. 49 00:07:35,124 --> 00:07:36,583 Always. 50 00:07:37,918 --> 00:07:38,919 Right. 51 00:07:39,086 --> 00:07:41,547 - Okay, we need something... My bad. 52 00:07:41,713 --> 00:07:42,923 We need something... 53 00:07:44,508 --> 00:07:46,552 ...nutty. - Nutty. 54 00:07:46,718 --> 00:07:48,762 - Something wacky. Wacky. 55 00:07:48,929 --> 00:07:51,390 We need something, something... Something... We need something... 56 00:07:51,557 --> 00:07:53,142 Looney? Oops. 57 00:07:53,308 --> 00:07:54,434 Looney. Thank you. 58 00:07:54,601 --> 00:07:55,853 Looney? 59 00:07:58,105 --> 00:08:00,440 I'm an elk. Shoot me. 60 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:06,780 Yes. Looney. Yes. 61 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:10,450 Now you're talking. Looney. Looney. That's it. 62 00:08:10,617 --> 00:08:12,995 That's the word I was looking for. Looney. 63 00:08:13,162 --> 00:08:15,330 - Get the Looney Tunes. - Looney Tunes! 64 00:08:15,497 --> 00:08:19,084 - Bring them here. Sir. Just noticing, sir. 65 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:22,045 They're from Earth. What if they can't come? 66 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:25,757 What did you say? What if they can't come? 67 00:08:27,134 --> 00:08:29,052 - Make them. - Cool. 68 00:08:29,553 --> 00:08:31,013 Make them. Ha-ha-ha. 69 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:34,725 We're gonna go get them. Yeah. All right. 70 00:08:42,941 --> 00:08:44,485 Strike! 71 00:08:47,613 --> 00:08:48,864 Looks good in that uniform. 72 00:08:49,031 --> 00:08:51,241 Looks great. Can't teach that. 73 00:08:51,408 --> 00:08:52,367 Can't teach it. 74 00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:55,579 Thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now. 75 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:57,206 No problem. Happy to do it, man. 76 00:08:57,372 --> 00:08:58,916 Let's go! 77 00:09:02,294 --> 00:09:04,671 Curve ball. Don't swing. 78 00:09:05,631 --> 00:09:07,549 Don't swing. 79 00:09:14,598 --> 00:09:16,058 Ball! 80 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:21,939 Fastball, outside corner. Swing. 81 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,904 Strike! 82 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:30,155 That was your pitch. 83 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:31,573 I know, I missed it. 84 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:34,576 Don't worry. I'll get you another one. 85 00:09:37,329 --> 00:09:39,706 Podolak. Podolak, come here. 86 00:09:39,873 --> 00:09:40,999 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 87 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,669 - Come here. - Yes, sir? 88 00:09:43,836 --> 00:09:47,756 Make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want him to be the happiest player in the world. 89 00:09:47,923 --> 00:09:49,007 The happiest. 90 00:09:50,092 --> 00:09:52,344 Slider. Don't swing. 91 00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:58,475 Strike three! 92 00:09:58,642 --> 00:09:59,726 I told you not to swing. 93 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:00,978 I couldn't help it. 94 00:10:01,145 --> 00:10:03,188 I understand. Hey, nice talking to you. 95 00:10:10,904 --> 00:10:12,698 We're not worried. We're not worried. 96 00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:18,537 Good job, Mike. Good hustle. 97 00:10:18,704 --> 00:10:19,997 Good cut, Michael. Good cut. 98 00:10:20,164 --> 00:10:22,916 That was a strikeout, Mike? Good-looking strikeout. Real good. 99 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:26,128 You look good when you strike out. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. 100 00:10:26,295 --> 00:10:28,547 At least you look good, man. Good-looking. 101 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,258 Hi, Mr. Jordan. 102 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,886 Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak... 103 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,434 Oh, jeez. 104 00:10:43,437 --> 00:10:47,107 - You all right? That was a nasty fall. - Yeah. 105 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:51,361 Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan. I'm the Barons' new publicist. 106 00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:55,741 I'm here to make your life easier. Want me to drive you somewhere? 107 00:10:55,908 --> 00:10:59,119 Want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids? I will do it. 108 00:10:59,286 --> 00:11:04,708 I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you. 109 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:14,551 What was that? 110 00:11:19,723 --> 00:11:20,724 Hang on. 111 00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:23,769 - Hanging on. - Hanging on. 112 00:11:23,936 --> 00:11:25,896 BLANKO: Are we there yet? 113 00:11:33,821 --> 00:11:35,239 - Bombastic. - Cool. 114 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:48,001 All right, you irascible bunny. 115 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:50,295 Come back here, you screwy rodent. 116 00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:54,758 I'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks, after I finish with nature boy here. 117 00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:58,470 All right, you pesky rabbit. I've got you now. 118 00:12:00,389 --> 00:12:01,890 Ouch! 119 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,433 Hmm. 120 00:12:05,978 --> 00:12:09,106 One small step for moi... 121 00:12:09,231 --> 00:12:11,984 One giant leap for Moron Mountain. 122 00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:16,405 And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd. 123 00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,786 Diminutive, ain't they? 124 00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:25,706 - We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny. - Yeah, Bugs Bunny. 125 00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:27,624 - Have you seen him? - Where is this guy? 126 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:29,501 Is he around? 127 00:12:29,668 --> 00:12:32,921 Hmm. Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny. 128 00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:35,966 Say, does he have, uh, great big long ears? 129 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,469 - Like this? - Yeah. Yeah. 130 00:12:38,594 --> 00:12:41,555 And does he hop around like this? 131 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,435 - Yeah. - Well, uh... 132 00:12:46,602 --> 00:12:48,770 ...does he say, "What's up, doc?" Like this: 133 00:12:50,898 --> 00:12:53,942 - Eh, what's up, doc? - Yeah! 134 00:12:54,109 --> 00:12:56,028 Nope. Never heard of him. 135 00:12:58,572 --> 00:13:03,619 You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all. 136 00:13:07,122 --> 00:13:10,167 Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune. 137 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,503 Hey, what do you think we are, stupid? 138 00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:15,047 Don't move a muscle. 139 00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:19,384 Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals. 140 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:22,346 - We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha. NAWT: Move it, mister. 141 00:13:22,513 --> 00:13:25,849 Totally. All right. So, like, where are we going? 142 00:13:29,645 --> 00:13:31,563 Are we there yet? 143 00:13:31,855 --> 00:13:33,816 Sorry it took so long. Don't worry. 144 00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:37,027 That exit wasn't clearly marked. Hold up, right here. 145 00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:38,570 What, here? Yes. 146 00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:45,118 Thanks for the ride, Sherm. Appreciate it. 147 00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:46,995 - It's Stan, Mike. - Sorry. 148 00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:50,457 But you can call me Sherm if you want to. I've followed your whole career. 149 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:53,377 - You're the greatest athlete that's ever lived. - Stan, Stan, Stan. 150 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,547 How do I get out? The door doesn't work. 151 00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:59,591 - I'm sorry. I forgot... It's a classic. - Oh, yeah. 152 00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:03,262 It's a classic, but it's got a few peccadilloes. Hold on just a second. 153 00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:06,473 A few, huh? It's smoking, too, man. You need to get that checked. 154 00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:09,977 Thanks for the ride. 155 00:14:10,144 --> 00:14:11,562 Oh. 156 00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:14,606 Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house. 157 00:14:14,773 --> 00:14:16,775 That is a beauty. What is that, Colonial? 158 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,152 It's a nice house. 159 00:14:18,277 --> 00:14:20,529 If you need anything done around the house, I'd be happy... 160 00:14:20,696 --> 00:14:22,739 - Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks. - Anything you need. 161 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:24,825 - You gave me a ride. I appreciate it. - Sure. 162 00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:27,369 Tomorrow I'm gonna drive, okay? So I don't need the ride. 163 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:29,830 But thanks, though. 164 00:14:29,997 --> 00:14:31,039 Too conspicuous? 165 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,500 Yeah. 166 00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:38,172 - All right. All right. - Thanks, though. 167 00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,549 - Tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. 168 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,142 Come on, dog. No, not today. 169 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:53,061 Dog, get off me. Your breath. 170 00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:55,105 - Mr. Jordan, are you okay? - Get off of me! 171 00:14:55,272 --> 00:14:56,398 Get off of him, Charles. 172 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,567 - Bad dog. Git. - Get off of him. 173 00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:01,320 - Get off me, Charles. - Get off of him before I cook you. 174 00:15:01,487 --> 00:15:04,114 Come on, come on. Come on, baby. Come on. 175 00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:12,080 Get out of the car! 176 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,251 Good game. 177 00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:18,587 Hey, Jeff, you okay? 178 00:15:24,635 --> 00:15:26,470 - How was your game? JEFF: I don't want to talk. 179 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:28,222 - Hi, Dad. Hey, hey. 180 00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,724 Michael! 181 00:15:32,392 --> 00:15:34,603 - Daddy, Daddy! - How you doing? 182 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:37,022 Hey. Hey. 183 00:15:37,773 --> 00:15:40,734 - Ooh. You're all covered with drool, baby. - That's your dog. 184 00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:43,111 - What's wrong with Jeff? - He went two for five... 185 00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:45,280 ...lost 32 points in his average. - Is that all? 186 00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:48,534 Yeah, so that puts him at like a.685 or something. 187 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,285 He's batting what? 188 00:15:50,661 --> 00:15:53,455 Mm. Smells good in here. What you cooking? 189 00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:56,375 Chicken. - Chicken and what? 190 00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:59,253 - Chicken and collard greens. - Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight. 191 00:16:02,631 --> 00:16:03,757 Is everything okay? 192 00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:07,302 I stunk up the place. I hope this baseball thing was a good idea. 193 00:16:07,469 --> 00:16:10,556 It was another career day for Michael Jordan at Barons Field this afternoon. 194 00:16:10,681 --> 00:16:11,890 Let's face it. This baseball... 195 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:13,892 What are you guys watching? 196 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,812 - Today he had three strikeouts. - Is this the only thing on TV? 197 00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:19,648 - That brings his batting average down... - What's up with this? 198 00:16:19,815 --> 00:16:21,942 ...to an anemic.214, which is also his weight. 199 00:16:22,109 --> 00:16:25,696 Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racquet. 200 00:16:25,863 --> 00:16:27,698 Did everyone get mad at you? 201 00:16:28,824 --> 00:16:31,785 No. Worse. Everyone was real nice about it. 202 00:16:31,952 --> 00:16:35,330 Michael, I know golf is your sport, but not here. 203 00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:37,624 I think you should open up your stance a little. 204 00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:39,960 It might make you more aggressive at the plate. 205 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:44,339 - You think so? I'll try to remember that. - Watching this hurts me more than you. 206 00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:48,260 What are you guys doing watching this stuff? It's bad for you. 207 00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:58,395 There you go. Road Runner. Beep, beep. 208 00:17:04,193 --> 00:17:06,862 Oh. Stop this cartoon. 209 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:14,161 We've got an emergency Cartoon Character Union Meeting to go to. 210 00:17:15,078 --> 00:17:18,957 Hey, wait for me. Hold your horses. 211 00:17:25,047 --> 00:17:26,882 Dang. Where'd they go? 212 00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:36,266 - Stop the music. Top duck coming through. Hey! 213 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:40,229 Jeez. It's getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here. 214 00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:42,564 So, what's the big emergency? 215 00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:46,527 Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement. Here you go, shorty. 216 00:17:46,693 --> 00:17:48,987 - Go. - All right, all right. 217 00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:54,785 You, all of you, are now our prisoners. 218 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:01,333 We're in big trouble now. 219 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:05,170 We are taking you to our theme park in outer space. 220 00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:07,756 - No fooling. - Where you'll be our slaves. 221 00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:11,260 And placed on display for the amusement of our paying customers. 222 00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:14,138 Oh, fear clutches my breast. 223 00:18:15,973 --> 00:18:19,977 We ain't going nowheres. 224 00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:27,860 Eh, not so fast, doc. 225 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:30,988 You just can't turn us into slaves. That would be bad. 226 00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:33,365 You've gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves. 227 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:36,034 - Oh, yeah? Who says? Says who? 228 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:37,327 Why? - Just a sec. 229 00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,914 - There. Read them and weep. - What's this? 230 00:18:41,081 --> 00:18:44,293 "Give them a chance to defend themselves." 231 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,086 Aw. Do we have to? 232 00:18:46,253 --> 00:18:47,629 - It's in the rule book. - It is. 233 00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:49,882 Okay. It is in the rule book. 234 00:18:51,216 --> 00:18:53,343 We have to confer. 235 00:18:55,762 --> 00:19:01,018 All right, troops. It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us... 236 00:19:01,185 --> 00:19:02,728 Oh, I got it. 237 00:19:02,895 --> 00:19:05,314 Yes, Private Porkster? 238 00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:08,233 How about we challenge them to a... 239 00:19:09,193 --> 00:19:10,819 ...spelling bee? - Say... 240 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:13,030 ...we could have a bowling tournament. 241 00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:16,241 Suffering succotash. 242 00:19:16,408 --> 00:19:18,160 What's wrong with all of you? 243 00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:19,745 I say we get a ladder... 244 00:19:19,912 --> 00:19:22,122 ...wait till the old lady's out of the room... 245 00:19:22,289 --> 00:19:25,042 ...then grab that little bird. 246 00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:28,420 Whoa, whoa, take a deep breath, Sly. 247 00:19:28,587 --> 00:19:32,090 Okay, let's analyze the competition. 248 00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:37,971 Now, uh, what are we looking at here? We got a small race of invading aliens. 249 00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:41,266 Small arms. Short legs. 250 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:42,935 Not very fast. 251 00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:44,770 Tiny little guys. 252 00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:47,231 Can't jump high. 253 00:19:47,439 --> 00:19:49,233 Ah. 254 00:19:51,693 --> 00:19:55,197 We challenge you to a basketball game. 255 00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:57,324 All right. Basketball it is. 256 00:19:57,449 --> 00:19:59,117 - Basketball. - Basketball. 257 00:19:59,284 --> 00:20:01,411 - Boy, oh, boy. - All right. 258 00:20:01,578 --> 00:20:02,579 What is basketball? 259 00:20:02,746 --> 00:20:03,747 - What's that? - Beats me. 260 00:20:03,914 --> 00:20:05,332 We didn't have that in school. 261 00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:08,085 - Lights. Pardon me. Sorry. 262 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,170 Hey! Down in front. 263 00:20:10,295 --> 00:20:12,339 An exhilarating team sport... 264 00:20:12,506 --> 00:20:16,927 ...currently growing rapidly in popularity is basketball. 265 00:20:17,052 --> 00:20:21,682 Unlike football and baseball, only five men can play on a team. 266 00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:26,311 It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game that requires quick wits... 267 00:20:26,478 --> 00:20:28,730 ...and even faster reflexes. 268 00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:31,608 Here's how it's done in the professional ranks... 269 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:37,030 ...the National Basketball Association, featuring the best players in the world. 270 00:20:37,197 --> 00:20:40,742 - The best players in the world. - The best. 271 00:20:59,803 --> 00:21:01,889 Excuse me. Oh, so sorry. 272 00:21:02,014 --> 00:21:03,432 Excuse me. 273 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:05,851 Ow. Get your feet out of my nose. 274 00:21:05,976 --> 00:21:07,895 Quiet, they're looking. 275 00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:11,273 Hey, it's basketball. 276 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,734 Where? Whoa. Now what? 277 00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:18,614 Hey, hey! What? 278 00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:20,532 She's looking again. Close it up. 279 00:21:20,657 --> 00:21:22,034 - Tightly. - Aah. 280 00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:23,660 You poked me again. 281 00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:26,413 - Sweetheart? - What? 282 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:29,500 - I thought you'd get better seats. - This is as good as I could get. 283 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:32,795 This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat. 284 00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:35,881 Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us. 285 00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:38,342 Hey, someone's killing someone. 286 00:21:38,509 --> 00:21:40,135 No. Seriously? 287 00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:42,763 Wow, a killer. Let me see. 288 00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:46,517 There. That's him, the killer. 289 00:21:48,435 --> 00:21:49,561 He's big. 290 00:21:49,728 --> 00:21:51,396 He's good. 291 00:21:51,563 --> 00:21:52,731 He's mine. 292 00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,150 Okay, go get him. Yeah. 293 00:22:07,913 --> 00:22:11,959 Get back on defense. Let's go. Get back on defense, man. 294 00:22:16,964 --> 00:22:18,882 What are you doing? 295 00:22:26,348 --> 00:22:28,016 Time out. Call time out. 296 00:22:29,309 --> 00:22:31,770 What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us. 297 00:22:31,937 --> 00:22:34,481 - Let him in. Open up. - Open. 298 00:22:34,648 --> 00:22:37,234 Wow. He did it. 299 00:22:37,401 --> 00:22:39,862 I got it. I got his talent. 300 00:22:40,028 --> 00:22:41,238 - All right. - Super. 301 00:22:41,405 --> 00:22:44,199 - Sit down, Chuck. - Man, I'm fine. I am fine. 302 00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:46,076 No, no. I played you too many minutes. 303 00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:48,912 - But I'm not tired. - Go get the doctor. 304 00:22:57,671 --> 00:22:59,339 - What's up, man? You all right? - Yeah. 305 00:22:59,506 --> 00:23:01,175 You sure? 306 00:23:01,925 --> 00:23:05,220 Come on, we're okay. You're okay. Come on, let's go. 307 00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:12,895 Come on, Patrick. It's showtime. 308 00:23:14,062 --> 00:23:15,397 What's wrong with him? 309 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:23,447 Popcorn... 310 00:23:23,739 --> 00:23:24,948 In a shocking development... 311 00:23:25,115 --> 00:23:28,702 ...five NBA players have been placed on the disabled list in the last 24 hours... 312 00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:31,079 ...all suffering from the same mysterious ailment. 313 00:23:31,246 --> 00:23:32,748 - Yeah? Hmm. - Whatever this mystery is... 314 00:23:32,915 --> 00:23:36,376 ...it affects the player's coordination. - I'll be home in a couple days. 315 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,670 - Watch Patrick Ewing. - Put your mom on the phone. 316 00:23:40,255 --> 00:23:42,966 - It wasn't just in New York. - Hey, baby. How you doing? 317 00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:46,720 - Check out the highlights. - You watching TV? 318 00:23:48,639 --> 00:23:50,015 What the hell is going on? 319 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:54,728 - You gonna be all right? - I'm ready, coach. All right. 320 00:23:55,312 --> 00:23:57,231 Looks like I retired just in time. 321 00:23:59,107 --> 00:24:03,612 All right, baby, gotta go. I'll call you later, okay? Love you. Bye. 322 00:24:03,779 --> 00:24:04,780 It's open! 323 00:24:05,239 --> 00:24:08,200 Come on, it's game time. Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes. 324 00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:11,662 Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way. 325 00:24:11,829 --> 00:24:14,123 Now we take you live to the Forum in Los Angeles... 326 00:24:14,289 --> 00:24:16,500 ...where the Lakers are refusing to take the court. 327 00:24:19,253 --> 00:24:20,295 Guys, we gotta get dressed. 328 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:24,091 We got a game in five minutes. I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here. 329 00:24:24,258 --> 00:24:26,260 - No, we can't go in the locker room. - Oh, man. 330 00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:29,471 You heard what happened to Barkley and Ewing. There's germs in there. 331 00:24:29,638 --> 00:24:32,641 Cedric, that was in New York, 3000 miles away. 332 00:24:32,808 --> 00:24:35,310 Bacteria can travel faster than the speed of light. 333 00:24:35,477 --> 00:24:38,480 - It could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Yeah, could be. 334 00:24:38,647 --> 00:24:40,941 All right. Dress in the hallway. 335 00:24:41,191 --> 00:24:43,360 Okay. 336 00:24:45,946 --> 00:24:50,826 Okay, okay, now, which one of you maroons has ever played basketball before? 337 00:24:50,993 --> 00:24:55,247 I have, coach. And there's an important strategic question I need to ask you. 338 00:24:55,414 --> 00:24:56,582 Yes, yes? 339 00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:03,464 What do you think? I'm kind of partial to purple and gold, myself. 340 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:06,008 It goes better with my coloring. A one, two, three, four. 341 00:25:06,175 --> 00:25:08,510 Guys? Nice outfit, Daffy. 342 00:25:08,677 --> 00:25:13,223 The little aliens say it's their turn to, uh, use the court. 343 00:25:13,348 --> 00:25:16,477 Sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out. 344 00:25:16,643 --> 00:25:19,438 Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys. 345 00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:28,864 Whoa! Ah! 346 00:25:58,143 --> 00:25:59,311 Hey, little pig. 347 00:26:00,395 --> 00:26:02,272 - Boo. - Aah! 348 00:26:03,607 --> 00:26:05,442 I wet myself. 349 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,240 Time to play a little basketball. 350 00:26:15,452 --> 00:26:18,205 Those little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars. 351 00:26:18,372 --> 00:26:20,874 They're monsters. 352 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:22,835 Suffering succotash. 353 00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:25,003 They're Monstars. 354 00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:29,049 Bye-bye. 355 00:26:31,426 --> 00:26:34,346 Eh, I think we might need a little bit of help. 356 00:26:35,806 --> 00:26:37,683 A hundred and seventy-five yards. 357 00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:41,854 Okay, little fella. You my friend or are you my enemy? 358 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:44,481 You are my friend, right? You are my ally. 359 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,068 You are my associate, my personal assistant. 360 00:26:48,235 --> 00:26:51,405 You are my weapon. You are leaving. 361 00:26:52,823 --> 00:26:55,659 - Great shot. - Nice shot, Mr. Murray. 362 00:27:00,497 --> 00:27:02,207 You can stop posing now. 363 00:27:04,835 --> 00:27:06,628 - Good try. - Not bad, not bad. 364 00:27:06,795 --> 00:27:08,797 BILL: Something for you to shoot at. - Hit it good. 365 00:27:08,964 --> 00:27:10,757 Do my best. 366 00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:13,677 It was a good shot. 367 00:27:13,844 --> 00:27:15,637 Yeah, I know. 368 00:27:15,804 --> 00:27:17,222 Mike, I gotta ask you something. 369 00:27:17,389 --> 00:27:18,932 The NBA has to face reality. 370 00:27:19,099 --> 00:27:21,143 What's happening to these players is serious. 371 00:27:21,268 --> 00:27:23,854 They're gonna need new players with talent. 372 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:27,941 Guys who are skilled, but never really thought about a professional career before. 373 00:27:29,443 --> 00:27:30,986 You think I got a shot? 374 00:27:32,905 --> 00:27:34,239 - Come on, really? - No. 375 00:27:34,406 --> 00:27:37,785 - Don't kid me. - Listen. It's a man's game. 376 00:27:38,118 --> 00:27:40,120 - You can't play. - What if I tried really hard? 377 00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:42,247 Keep it down. I'm trying to hit this ball. 378 00:27:42,539 --> 00:27:44,208 It's because I'm white, isn't it? 379 00:27:44,374 --> 00:27:46,460 No. Larry's white. So what? 380 00:27:46,627 --> 00:27:50,005 Larry's not white. Larry's clear. 381 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,883 - Good shot, Larry. That's nice. 382 00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:54,843 Get inside his ball. 383 00:27:55,135 --> 00:27:56,178 Whoa. 384 00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:57,888 You clowns can't beat that. 385 00:27:58,055 --> 00:28:00,057 - My best shot ever. - You haven't played long. 386 00:28:00,224 --> 00:28:01,225 A Hall-of-Fame shot. 387 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,519 - Really nice shot, Mr. Bird. LARRY: Larry, please. 388 00:28:03,685 --> 00:28:05,854 - Nice shot, Mr. Larry. - Nice shot, Larry. 389 00:28:06,021 --> 00:28:07,689 You can do this. 390 00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:10,025 Don't be nervous. You can do this. 391 00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:12,861 Larry, you feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't you? 392 00:28:13,028 --> 00:28:16,198 Gotta look for more dominant players in places they never looked before. 393 00:28:16,365 --> 00:28:18,992 Just look at the ball. Visualize where you want it to go. 394 00:28:19,159 --> 00:28:22,162 - Right, right, right. - Be the ball. Be the ball. 395 00:28:22,329 --> 00:28:23,539 Get off the tee. 396 00:28:23,705 --> 00:28:25,415 You can't jump. 397 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,210 I... Yeah, go on. 398 00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,255 - Close to the pin? Close to the pin? For dinner? 399 00:28:31,421 --> 00:28:33,632 Sounds good. I'll go close to the pin. 400 00:28:33,757 --> 00:28:35,759 - Okay, cool. - I'll take some of that. 401 00:28:38,137 --> 00:28:39,263 That's not bad. 402 00:28:39,888 --> 00:28:41,056 Good shot. 403 00:28:41,223 --> 00:28:42,891 Get down. 404 00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:45,853 Look at that. Look at that spin. 405 00:28:56,446 --> 00:28:57,698 Come on. 406 00:28:59,992 --> 00:29:01,160 It is alive. 407 00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:08,792 Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes! 408 00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:10,252 Oh. 409 00:29:10,419 --> 00:29:12,796 Don't say it. Never seen one of these before. 410 00:29:12,963 --> 00:29:16,800 Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup. 411 00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:19,553 That's his ball too. - Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry. 412 00:29:19,678 --> 00:29:21,472 - Let me get a picture. - You guys are jealous. 413 00:29:21,597 --> 00:29:25,893 All right, here we go. Now, you gotta smile. Reach in for the ball and then smile, okay? 414 00:29:26,059 --> 00:29:27,686 - Yes. - And you think, "This is good." 415 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,271 Just take the picture. - Okay. 416 00:29:38,989 --> 00:29:40,574 - What kind of camera is that? - Just... 417 00:29:40,741 --> 00:29:42,576 Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap. 418 00:29:42,743 --> 00:29:44,620 - I didn't do anything. - Where did he go? 419 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,626 Hey! 420 00:29:51,168 --> 00:29:53,796 No, no, no! 421 00:30:05,224 --> 00:30:08,560 Oh, uh, look out for that first step, doc, it's a real lulu. 422 00:30:09,186 --> 00:30:10,187 Bugs Bunny? 423 00:30:10,354 --> 00:30:12,356 Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny? 424 00:30:13,023 --> 00:30:15,317 - You're a cartoon. You're not real. - Not real, eh? 425 00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:17,694 If I weren't real, could I do this? 426 00:30:20,614 --> 00:30:21,990 Ugh. 427 00:30:22,116 --> 00:30:23,700 Oh, look. Is that Michael? 428 00:30:23,867 --> 00:30:25,452 It's Michael. 429 00:30:25,619 --> 00:30:26,995 It's Air Jordan. 430 00:30:27,955 --> 00:30:29,665 Basketball. 431 00:30:29,832 --> 00:30:31,792 Ooh. I tought I taw... 432 00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:35,337 I did. I did see Michael Jordan. 433 00:30:35,504 --> 00:30:39,424 Pardon me, Mr. Jordan. Uh, can I have your auto...? 434 00:30:39,591 --> 00:30:40,884 Your John Hancock, please? 435 00:30:41,051 --> 00:30:43,095 Back off. Let the doctor take a look. 436 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,850 - A little high. - No. 437 00:30:48,016 --> 00:30:49,143 Going down. 438 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:50,978 No! 439 00:30:55,983 --> 00:30:58,986 So, what do you say we go for a little spin? 440 00:31:01,697 --> 00:31:04,783 Hmm. Now, let's see what we got inside here. 441 00:31:07,077 --> 00:31:08,662 Say "ah." 442 00:31:10,497 --> 00:31:12,958 All right. He's okay. 443 00:31:14,376 --> 00:31:17,880 - What's going on here? - Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask. 444 00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:22,217 These aliens from outer space want to make us slaves in their theme park. 445 00:31:22,384 --> 00:31:23,760 What do we care? They're little. 446 00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:26,054 So we challenged them to a basketball game. 447 00:31:26,221 --> 00:31:29,016 But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge. 448 00:31:29,183 --> 00:31:32,352 We need to beat these guys, because they're talking about slavery. 449 00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:36,231 They'll make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. 450 00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:39,610 We'll be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform... 451 00:31:39,776 --> 00:31:43,739 ...for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens. 452 00:31:43,906 --> 00:31:46,408 Uh, what I'm trying to say is... 453 00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:48,786 ...we need your help! 454 00:31:49,495 --> 00:31:51,121 Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now. 455 00:31:51,288 --> 00:31:55,375 Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor. 456 00:31:58,462 --> 00:32:03,050 Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak. 457 00:32:03,217 --> 00:32:05,761 Uh, look, I need you to come out now, okay? 458 00:32:05,928 --> 00:32:07,971 Because you got a baseball game tomorrow. 459 00:32:08,138 --> 00:32:11,767 And I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up. 460 00:32:11,934 --> 00:32:14,520 Think Michael's all right? I hate to leave him like this. 461 00:32:14,645 --> 00:32:18,607 I'm sure he's fine. I think he just had to get away from that Stan character. 462 00:32:18,774 --> 00:32:20,818 - God, he's pathetic, isn't he? - Yeah. 463 00:32:20,984 --> 00:32:22,736 I'm gonna give us both twos back there. 464 00:32:22,903 --> 00:32:25,072 We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt. 465 00:32:25,239 --> 00:32:26,907 - I think that's fair. - Yeah. 466 00:32:27,074 --> 00:32:31,286 Now, if Mike is gone, the NBA is gonna need some new people. 467 00:32:31,453 --> 00:32:32,704 There's room at the top. 468 00:32:32,871 --> 00:32:35,541 An exciting guy who could maybe even perform at half-time. 469 00:32:35,707 --> 00:32:38,377 You still tight with David Stern? A phone call from you... 470 00:32:38,669 --> 00:32:42,297 Look, I want to help, but I haven't played basketball in a long time. 471 00:32:42,464 --> 00:32:44,758 - My timing's all off. - Eh, we'll fix your timing. 472 00:32:45,217 --> 00:32:46,802 Look at our facilities. 473 00:32:46,969 --> 00:32:49,221 We've got hoops. 474 00:32:49,388 --> 00:32:50,973 We got weights. 475 00:32:51,473 --> 00:32:54,101 We've got balls. Whoa! 476 00:32:54,268 --> 00:32:56,353 You sure do. This place is a mess. 477 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,897 Mess? You're worried about a little mess? 478 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:02,192 There's nothing here a little spit shine wouldn't fix. 479 00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:04,486 - Spit shine! - Spit shine! 480 00:33:22,588 --> 00:33:24,131 Lemony-fresh. 481 00:33:24,298 --> 00:33:25,924 You guys are nuts. 482 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:29,011 Correction: We're Looney Tunes. 483 00:33:29,178 --> 00:33:34,683 And as such are the exclusive property and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc. 484 00:33:42,649 --> 00:33:44,443 I'm here. 485 00:33:45,194 --> 00:33:47,112 Me too. 486 00:33:47,821 --> 00:33:49,323 That hurt. 487 00:33:51,658 --> 00:33:52,659 Who are these guys? 488 00:33:52,826 --> 00:33:57,247 Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about? 489 00:33:57,414 --> 00:33:58,582 Oh. 490 00:33:58,749 --> 00:34:02,419 You heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy-man. 491 00:34:02,586 --> 00:34:04,421 - Wussy-man. - Wussy-man? 492 00:34:04,588 --> 00:34:07,758 We're the Monstars. M-O-N... Um... 493 00:34:07,925 --> 00:34:10,344 Let's see what you got, chump. 494 00:34:11,428 --> 00:34:12,971 I don't play basketball anymore. 495 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,516 "I don't play basketball anymore." 496 00:34:16,809 --> 00:34:18,685 Maybe you're chicken. 497 00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:22,773 I say, I resemble that remark. 498 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:23,941 You calling me chicken? 499 00:34:24,107 --> 00:34:25,651 Hey. Come here. 500 00:34:29,696 --> 00:34:31,490 Here you go. Take him. 501 00:34:32,032 --> 00:34:34,952 Watch the footwork. Can you believe it? 502 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,997 Get out of the way. 503 00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:45,963 Hey, everybody. Look at your hero now. 504 00:34:50,008 --> 00:34:51,718 You guys are making a big mistake. 505 00:34:51,885 --> 00:34:55,013 You're all washed up, baldy. 506 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,265 Baldy? 507 00:34:56,431 --> 00:34:57,766 He is not washed up. 508 00:34:57,891 --> 00:34:59,643 - Michael's the greatest ever. - Shut up. 509 00:34:59,893 --> 00:35:01,478 Ooh. 510 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,233 My poor little cranium. 511 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,653 - You okay? - Yeah, are you okay? 512 00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:10,821 Whoops. 513 00:35:10,988 --> 00:35:14,533 You're not scared of them, are you, Michael? 514 00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:25,711 - Let's play some basketball. TUNES: Yeah. 515 00:35:29,006 --> 00:35:31,925 Yeah, serve her! Come on! Rebound! 516 00:35:46,732 --> 00:35:49,568 You're... You're Charles Barkley. 517 00:35:51,195 --> 00:35:54,031 Girls. Come on over. Hurry up. Hurry. 518 00:35:54,198 --> 00:35:56,325 Look. It's Charles Barkley. 519 00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:57,451 Hey, can I play? 520 00:36:22,935 --> 00:36:24,686 You're not Charles Barkley. 521 00:36:24,812 --> 00:36:26,772 Just a wannabe who looks like him. 522 00:36:27,731 --> 00:36:30,108 Sorry. Break out. 523 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,653 You shouldn't even be here. Be gone. 524 00:36:33,403 --> 00:36:35,280 Wannabe. Be gone. 525 00:36:35,531 --> 00:36:37,199 Just a few more tests, gentlemen. 526 00:36:37,366 --> 00:36:41,703 Electrolyte levels, glucose, CBCs, RBCs, etcetera. 527 00:36:41,870 --> 00:36:43,997 And we've scheduled a 12-lead stress test... 528 00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:47,709 ...and neurological battery to include EEG, reflex tests... 529 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:53,132 And this girl, 5-feet-nothing, blocked my shot. 530 00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:55,717 When did you first start having this dream? 531 00:36:55,884 --> 00:36:58,428 It wasn't a dream. It really happened. 532 00:37:00,973 --> 00:37:05,227 And it climbed up my back and into my brain. 533 00:37:05,394 --> 00:37:09,148 Are there any other areas besides basketball... 534 00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:14,153 ...where you find yourself unable to perform? 535 00:37:16,572 --> 00:37:18,699 - No. - Just asking. 536 00:37:21,577 --> 00:37:25,581 I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, x-rayed, laser beamed... 537 00:37:25,747 --> 00:37:27,833 I promise I'll never swear again. 538 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,877 I'll never get another technical. 539 00:37:30,043 --> 00:37:31,170 I'll never trash-talk. 540 00:37:31,295 --> 00:37:32,463 I've got other skills. 541 00:37:32,629 --> 00:37:35,090 - I could go back and work on the farm. - Really? 542 00:37:35,215 --> 00:37:38,552 Or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again. 543 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,597 What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama? 544 00:37:41,763 --> 00:37:43,474 I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy. 545 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,725 But I love my mama. 546 00:37:44,892 --> 00:37:46,852 Still can't find anything wrong with us. 547 00:37:46,977 --> 00:37:48,604 Hey, maybe nothing's wrong with us. 548 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,898 That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our head. 549 00:37:51,064 --> 00:37:53,525 We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal. 550 00:37:53,692 --> 00:37:56,236 Or something to do with the moon, or the alignment of the planet. 551 00:37:57,654 --> 00:37:59,323 I'll never go out with Madonna again. 552 00:38:03,702 --> 00:38:05,162 What are you doing? 553 00:38:05,329 --> 00:38:08,415 - I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot. - Oh. 554 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:12,544 He's fixing a divot! 555 00:38:41,156 --> 00:38:43,408 Has anyone here ever played basketball? 556 00:38:43,575 --> 00:38:45,577 Um, I have. 557 00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:47,913 I'd like to try out for the team. 558 00:38:48,914 --> 00:38:51,750 - Hey. - Hi. My name is Lola Bunny. 559 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:54,586 - Lola? - Ha, ha. Yes. 560 00:38:54,753 --> 00:38:58,340 Hello. Eh, my name is Bugs. 561 00:38:58,507 --> 00:39:00,926 Ahem. You want to play a little one-on-one, doll? 562 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:02,970 - "Doll"? - Uh-huh. 563 00:39:03,137 --> 00:39:07,391 - On the court, Bugs. - Sure. 564 00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:08,600 Ooh. She's hot. 565 00:39:09,935 --> 00:39:11,687 There she goes. 566 00:39:11,854 --> 00:39:14,606 - Ready? - Yes. 567 00:39:15,649 --> 00:39:17,442 I got it. I got it. 568 00:39:20,112 --> 00:39:21,530 That girl's got some skills. 569 00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,658 Yes? 570 00:39:27,411 --> 00:39:30,789 Don't ever call me "doll." 571 00:39:31,623 --> 00:39:33,208 Check. 572 00:39:35,169 --> 00:39:37,463 Hey, nice playing with you. 573 00:39:37,629 --> 00:39:38,630 Very smooth. 574 00:39:38,797 --> 00:39:41,675 Ah, she's obviously nuts about me. 575 00:39:41,842 --> 00:39:42,843 Obviously. 576 00:39:44,178 --> 00:39:45,721 Okay. Where's the ball? 577 00:39:47,264 --> 00:39:48,515 Let's do some drills. 578 00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,981 Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers? 579 00:39:56,148 --> 00:39:58,358 Uh, sneakers? 580 00:40:02,029 --> 00:40:03,822 - Sorry. - Someone has to go to my house... 581 00:40:03,989 --> 00:40:06,784 ...and pick up my basketball gear. - To your house? 582 00:40:06,950 --> 00:40:08,660 - In 3-D land? Yeah. 583 00:40:08,827 --> 00:40:10,829 Whatever you do... 584 00:40:10,996 --> 00:40:12,915 ...don't forget my North Carolina shorts. 585 00:40:13,081 --> 00:40:15,626 Your shorts? From college? 586 00:40:15,793 --> 00:40:18,504 I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game. 587 00:40:19,838 --> 00:40:21,882 Hey. I washed them after every game. 588 00:40:22,049 --> 00:40:23,175 - Yeah. - Sure. 589 00:40:23,342 --> 00:40:24,635 - I did. - Gross. 590 00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:28,764 The view back here stinks. 591 00:40:28,931 --> 00:40:30,390 Whoa. What? 592 00:40:30,557 --> 00:40:32,476 We're right in front of Michael's house. 593 00:40:32,643 --> 00:40:34,061 I knew that. 594 00:40:34,186 --> 00:40:36,814 Shh. Okay, let's go in this way. 595 00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:39,358 I say, let's go in that way. 596 00:40:40,442 --> 00:40:43,237 He just never learns. 597 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,365 Now, let me see. 598 00:40:46,532 --> 00:40:50,744 I must be very, very close. 599 00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:53,956 Mother. 600 00:40:59,586 --> 00:41:01,463 Nice digs. 601 00:41:03,841 --> 00:41:07,594 Well, well. I wonder who that could be. 602 00:41:09,221 --> 00:41:12,182 Twinkle, twinkle, little star. 603 00:41:12,307 --> 00:41:15,185 Shh. Everyone's sleeping. 604 00:41:15,352 --> 00:41:17,271 - I knew that. - Come on, come on. 605 00:41:17,437 --> 00:41:19,523 We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff. 606 00:41:21,108 --> 00:41:23,485 Nope. Nothing in here. 607 00:41:24,153 --> 00:41:27,489 Nope. Ah, but a very nice dinette set. 608 00:41:27,656 --> 00:41:30,075 Uh-uh. Not here. 609 00:41:30,242 --> 00:41:31,618 Let's look upstairs. 610 00:41:31,743 --> 00:41:33,787 Yes, oh, fearless leader. 611 00:41:34,621 --> 00:41:37,916 So he needs his special underwear. 612 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:39,626 Oh. Shh. 613 00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:42,546 Sorry. You think she's got enough toys? 614 00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:46,592 Speaking of toys, you know all those mugs and t-shirts and lunch boxes... 615 00:41:46,758 --> 00:41:48,719 ...with our pictures on them? - Yeah. 616 00:41:48,886 --> 00:41:50,929 You, uh, ever see any money from all that stuff? 617 00:41:51,096 --> 00:41:53,640 Ha. Not a cent. Hmm. Me neither. 618 00:41:53,807 --> 00:41:54,933 It's a crying shame. 619 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,103 We gotta get new agents. We're getting screwed. 620 00:41:58,228 --> 00:41:59,730 We have found the trophy room. 621 00:41:59,897 --> 00:42:01,732 Now spread out and search the place. 622 00:42:01,899 --> 00:42:04,943 Yes, sahib. Oh, brother. 623 00:42:05,068 --> 00:42:08,155 Here I am, in the peak of my form playing second banana... 624 00:42:08,322 --> 00:42:10,866 ...to some sort of a harebrain. - Yap, yap, yap. Hmm. 625 00:42:10,991 --> 00:42:13,494 This could be useful. Aha. 626 00:42:13,869 --> 00:42:15,370 If this were a union job, I... 627 00:42:16,121 --> 00:42:17,331 That's very nice. 628 00:42:18,415 --> 00:42:20,250 Oh, one of his shoes. 629 00:42:25,255 --> 00:42:26,673 Where is that other shoe? 630 00:42:28,467 --> 00:42:30,302 Where are you? 631 00:42:31,094 --> 00:42:32,429 Eureka! 632 00:42:33,388 --> 00:42:34,932 Come to Papa. 633 00:42:37,810 --> 00:42:41,021 - Oops. - What a fuzz-foot. You are so clumsy. 634 00:42:42,356 --> 00:42:44,650 - Catch, feather head. - Thanks. 635 00:42:48,278 --> 00:42:52,366 - Well, time to go. - Did we get everything? 636 00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,743 - The shorts. - The shorts. 637 00:42:54,868 --> 00:42:56,787 In there? 638 00:42:56,912 --> 00:42:58,747 Okay, I'll check. 639 00:43:02,835 --> 00:43:04,795 I found the shorts. 640 00:43:08,882 --> 00:43:11,135 The pain. 641 00:43:11,468 --> 00:43:14,555 - I'm right behind you, pal. - Uh, that's none too reassuring. 642 00:43:14,721 --> 00:43:17,057 Nice puppy. How's about a bone? 643 00:43:18,016 --> 00:43:21,145 - No dice. - What about a nice holiday ham? 644 00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:24,148 - He ain't buying it. Can't we talk this over? - Down, Beethoven. 645 00:43:24,273 --> 00:43:26,650 Ooh. The kids are here. 646 00:43:29,069 --> 00:43:31,238 Give it to me, Charles. 647 00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:36,493 - Here you go, Bugs. - Thanks, kid. 648 00:43:36,785 --> 00:43:37,786 Shoo. Shoo. 649 00:43:39,079 --> 00:43:44,626 Bad dog. That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children. 650 00:43:44,751 --> 00:43:46,962 - Bye-bye. - Hey, where you going? 651 00:43:47,129 --> 00:43:50,549 Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes have a big basketball game coming up... 652 00:43:50,674 --> 00:43:54,011 ...and, uh, your dad's gonna play. - All right. 653 00:43:54,178 --> 00:43:56,346 Yeah. But don't tell anybody. 654 00:44:12,446 --> 00:44:14,364 I see aliens. 655 00:44:14,531 --> 00:44:17,785 Little aliens from outer space. 656 00:44:17,951 --> 00:44:20,871 They forced their way inside your bodies. 657 00:44:20,996 --> 00:44:26,210 They need your talent to win a basketball game against... 658 00:44:26,376 --> 00:44:28,170 ...Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny? 659 00:44:28,337 --> 00:44:34,343 I also see Michael Jordan being sucked down a golf hole... 660 00:44:34,510 --> 00:44:35,928 ...by furry creatures. 661 00:44:36,094 --> 00:44:39,181 - That's it. We're out of here. - We're leaving now. 662 00:44:39,348 --> 00:44:42,267 - Let's try some acupuncture. - Good idea. Bye. 663 00:44:42,518 --> 00:44:45,103 This is it. This is it. 664 00:44:45,270 --> 00:44:47,940 I don't know where you are, Michael, but wherever you are... 665 00:44:48,106 --> 00:44:51,485 ...you obviously enjoy being there more than spending time with me. 666 00:44:51,652 --> 00:44:55,030 You better hope this Jordan character still know how to play hoops. 667 00:44:55,155 --> 00:44:56,949 You and me both, brother. 668 00:44:57,074 --> 00:44:59,993 Listen, how is this for a new team name: 669 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,496 - The Ducks. Please. 670 00:45:02,663 --> 00:45:06,208 What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team the Ducks? 671 00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:09,086 So sue me. It's just a suggestion. 672 00:45:13,674 --> 00:45:15,008 You're doing it. 673 00:45:15,175 --> 00:45:16,301 You're becoming mighty. 674 00:45:16,468 --> 00:45:19,054 - Go! Come on, guys. No pain, no gain. 675 00:45:19,221 --> 00:45:21,306 I don't hear it. What is it? 676 00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:23,934 Come on. - Come on. 677 00:45:24,893 --> 00:45:27,312 - Eh, guys? ALL: Yes? 678 00:45:27,437 --> 00:45:30,774 Look who's finally ready to play. 679 00:45:37,156 --> 00:45:38,949 Let's see if I remember how to do this. 680 00:45:45,706 --> 00:45:46,915 Nice. 681 00:46:08,937 --> 00:46:10,022 Michael! 682 00:46:12,232 --> 00:46:15,277 Is it really you? Oh! 683 00:46:15,444 --> 00:46:20,491 Thank God you're all right. Oh! I was so worried. 684 00:46:20,657 --> 00:46:23,160 Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please. 685 00:46:23,327 --> 00:46:24,745 - Sorry. - What are you doing here? 686 00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:27,039 I gotta take you back. You got baseball practice. 687 00:46:27,206 --> 00:46:30,667 I can't. I'm helping my friends in their basketball game. 688 00:46:34,505 --> 00:46:37,174 Michael, you know that your friends are cartoon characters? 689 00:46:38,675 --> 00:46:40,552 Yeah. So? 690 00:46:40,677 --> 00:46:45,015 Doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me. Let me help. Let me help. I can help. 691 00:46:45,182 --> 00:46:47,100 - What can you do? - Well, you know, I mean... 692 00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:50,312 ...I may not be very tall, but I'm slow. 693 00:46:50,437 --> 00:46:53,065 - And large. - And a dork. 694 00:46:53,232 --> 00:46:55,234 I'll do anything, Michael. Anything. 695 00:46:55,359 --> 00:46:57,903 - Anything? - Anything. 696 00:46:59,029 --> 00:47:01,657 Come here. Come here for a second. 697 00:47:02,199 --> 00:47:03,951 - Sit right here. - Okay. 698 00:47:04,118 --> 00:47:05,828 - Okay? - Okay. No problem. 699 00:47:05,994 --> 00:47:07,830 All right. All right, let's go, team. 700 00:47:09,581 --> 00:47:12,042 If somebody gets injured, we could see a lot of minutes. 701 00:47:12,209 --> 00:47:14,878 I'm a cheerleader. 702 00:47:32,312 --> 00:47:35,065 Mr. Commissioner, we've got the place sealed off. 703 00:47:35,399 --> 00:47:39,987 Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet! 704 00:47:40,154 --> 00:47:43,574 Listen. After meeting with team owners, I have decided... 705 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:47,828 ...that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our NBA players... 706 00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:51,039 ...there will be no more basketball this season. 707 00:48:12,186 --> 00:48:13,187 Yes. 708 00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:31,121 Just get out of my way. 709 00:48:37,503 --> 00:48:39,004 - Ready? Yes! 710 00:48:39,546 --> 00:48:40,798 Let's go. 711 00:48:46,470 --> 00:48:47,846 Are these the best seats? 712 00:48:48,013 --> 00:48:49,848 Like them. Yes. 713 00:48:50,015 --> 00:48:53,435 Can see everything from here. Very good. 714 00:49:00,234 --> 00:49:03,612 - Ready to go? - Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot. 715 00:49:05,531 --> 00:49:08,617 Ladies and gentlemen... 716 00:49:08,784 --> 00:49:13,080 ...the starting lineup for the Tune Squad. 717 00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:20,170 Standing 2-foot-4, The Wonder From Down Under... 718 00:49:20,337 --> 00:49:23,632 ...the Tazmanian Devil. 719 00:49:27,094 --> 00:49:32,724 At small forward, standing a scintillating 3-foot-2... 720 00:49:32,891 --> 00:49:37,980 ...The Heartthrob of the Hoops, Lola Bunny. 721 00:49:40,732 --> 00:49:46,405 At power forward, The Quackster of the Courts, Daffy Duck. 722 00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:48,365 Thank you. Thank you. 723 00:49:51,201 --> 00:49:54,705 Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck. 724 00:49:54,872 --> 00:50:00,752 And at point guard, standing 3-foot-3, 4 feet if you include the ears... 725 00:50:00,919 --> 00:50:04,673 ...co-captain of the Tune Squad... 726 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,843 ...The Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny. 727 00:50:07,968 --> 00:50:09,595 Thank you. Thank you. 728 00:50:12,014 --> 00:50:16,393 And now, the player-coach of the Tune Squad... 729 00:50:16,977 --> 00:50:20,022 ...at 6-foot-6, from North Carolina... 730 00:50:20,189 --> 00:50:26,487 ...His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan. 731 00:50:29,573 --> 00:50:31,909 Who? Is he a Looney Tune? 732 00:50:32,075 --> 00:50:34,077 Uh... Uh, well, perhaps. 733 00:50:37,414 --> 00:50:39,875 - You guys ready? - I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack. 734 00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:42,294 Those Monstars will wish they'd never been born. 735 00:50:42,461 --> 00:50:45,172 - Guys, let's just go out and have fun. Yeah! 736 00:50:45,339 --> 00:50:48,634 The challengers for the Ultimate Game... 737 00:50:48,801 --> 00:50:52,221 ...all the way from Moron Mountain: 738 00:50:52,387 --> 00:50:57,935 The Monstars. 739 00:51:00,687 --> 00:51:03,482 Go Monstars! Go Monstars! Go Monstars! 740 00:51:11,365 --> 00:51:13,408 What are you looking at? 741 00:51:20,791 --> 00:51:22,417 Cool shoes. 742 00:51:24,294 --> 00:51:25,838 Uh... 743 00:51:26,463 --> 00:51:27,840 Ready? 744 00:51:33,011 --> 00:51:35,347 I got it, I got it, I got it. I got the ball. I got the ball. 745 00:51:35,514 --> 00:51:36,932 Yipe! 746 00:51:37,432 --> 00:51:38,433 Ooh. 747 00:51:43,772 --> 00:51:46,608 Way to go, boys. Did you see the moves on that one? 748 00:51:47,359 --> 00:51:50,696 Come on, show me something. Come on, show me something. 749 00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:55,451 - Whoops. - The duck. 750 00:51:55,576 --> 00:51:57,703 Yeah, beat up on the duck. 751 00:52:02,708 --> 00:52:04,084 Oh, my. 752 00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:06,211 She was wide open. 753 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,891 Watch it, coming your way. Watch out, watch out. 754 00:52:20,142 --> 00:52:21,143 Get him. 755 00:52:25,898 --> 00:52:27,775 How did he do that? 756 00:52:29,026 --> 00:52:31,820 - Nice shot, Mr. J. - Hey, hey, come on. Get back on defense. 757 00:52:33,572 --> 00:52:35,032 Way to go! 758 00:52:35,199 --> 00:52:36,408 Air J! Air J! 759 00:52:38,744 --> 00:52:39,745 Red light. 760 00:52:39,912 --> 00:52:43,665 - Feed me. Feed me. - Feed you? Feed me. 761 00:52:47,044 --> 00:52:49,379 - Bad old putty tat. I'll take that, thank you. 762 00:52:50,464 --> 00:52:52,966 Don't try this at home. 763 00:52:54,009 --> 00:52:56,053 I wish I was in the land of cott... 764 00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:57,846 You going somewhere? 765 00:52:58,013 --> 00:53:02,392 May I remind you, sir, that physical violence is patently against the rules. 766 00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:07,856 Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe or Extra Crispy? 767 00:53:11,443 --> 00:53:13,153 - Let's go. - Me? 768 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,573 - Oh, boy. I'm ready. I can do this. - The mouse? You picked the mouse? 769 00:53:16,698 --> 00:53:18,909 - I love basketball. I always have. Do you? - Uh-huh. 770 00:53:19,076 --> 00:53:21,120 - You're big. I bet you're good. - Right. 771 00:53:21,286 --> 00:53:22,830 I'm small, but I'll try hard to be good. 772 00:53:22,996 --> 00:53:25,374 - Okay. Yeah. - Really, I will. I always try hard. 773 00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:27,793 My mom says, "Try your best at everything you do..." 774 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,503 Oh! 775 00:53:30,921 --> 00:53:33,006 Try to get by me, doll. 776 00:53:33,173 --> 00:53:34,758 "Doll"? 777 00:53:39,221 --> 00:53:41,932 Don't ever call me "doll." 778 00:53:42,057 --> 00:53:43,684 - Nice shot. - Thanks, Bugs. 779 00:53:43,851 --> 00:53:44,935 Hmm? 780 00:53:45,102 --> 00:53:47,938 Where's the defense, boy? I got you right here. 781 00:53:48,772 --> 00:53:50,816 911. 782 00:53:50,983 --> 00:53:53,986 Piece of pie? Pork chop? Some sorbet, perhaps? 783 00:54:09,835 --> 00:54:10,836 Half-time. 784 00:54:13,213 --> 00:54:14,506 Holy putty tat. 785 00:54:16,216 --> 00:54:18,469 Yeah, man, we got it going on. One more half. 786 00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,262 Right, man. We got them. 787 00:54:20,429 --> 00:54:22,514 Moron Mountain, here we come. 788 00:54:22,681 --> 00:54:24,600 We're gonna be slaves. 789 00:54:24,766 --> 00:54:27,853 Come on, guys, keep your head up. Got a whole other half to play. 790 00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:43,327 It's the boss. 791 00:54:43,494 --> 00:54:45,996 Hello, Mr. Swackhammer. 792 00:54:46,163 --> 00:54:47,581 All right. 793 00:54:47,748 --> 00:54:51,043 Not bad for the first half, but we gotta keep this up. 794 00:54:51,210 --> 00:54:52,336 No problem. We stole... 795 00:54:52,461 --> 00:54:54,671 We stole talent from the best players in the NBA. 796 00:54:54,838 --> 00:54:56,882 From the NBA. 797 00:54:58,675 --> 00:55:00,010 Shut up. 798 00:55:01,303 --> 00:55:03,180 I smell something. 799 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,683 Uh, we have been playing really hard. 800 00:55:06,850 --> 00:55:09,061 - Yeah. - Not you, you idiot. 801 00:55:11,105 --> 00:55:13,440 It's coming from over here. 802 00:55:13,607 --> 00:55:14,608 That locker. 803 00:55:17,694 --> 00:55:19,238 - Look. - Aah! 804 00:55:19,404 --> 00:55:22,366 - It's the chubby boy. - Ah. 805 00:55:22,533 --> 00:55:26,161 It smells like a spy. 806 00:55:28,539 --> 00:55:31,834 You guys need a publicist? I can make you big. Ha, ha. 807 00:55:32,126 --> 00:55:34,169 - I know we're down. Yeah. Let's hear the story. 808 00:55:34,336 --> 00:55:36,421 But I've been in this situation many times before. 809 00:55:36,588 --> 00:55:39,800 We can still win this thing. It's not over with. We gotta come together. 810 00:55:39,967 --> 00:55:41,927 We gotta believe in ourselves. We can win this game. 811 00:55:42,094 --> 00:55:43,595 Yeah, right. That's gonna help us. 812 00:55:47,057 --> 00:55:50,060 Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug-zapper. 813 00:55:51,186 --> 00:55:54,106 Monstars. The Monstars. 814 00:55:57,860 --> 00:56:00,404 Ooh. That's gotta hurt. - You all right, Stan? 815 00:56:00,571 --> 00:56:02,239 The Monst... 816 00:56:02,698 --> 00:56:06,743 The Monstars stole the talent from the NBA players. 817 00:56:10,247 --> 00:56:12,166 So that's what happened to those guys. 818 00:56:12,332 --> 00:56:15,919 I think we should qui... Forfeit. 819 00:56:16,086 --> 00:56:17,880 ALL: Yeah. - I didn't get dragged down here... 820 00:56:18,046 --> 00:56:20,632 ...just to get my butt whipped by a bunch of ugly Monstars. 821 00:56:20,799 --> 00:56:23,552 I ain't going out like that. We're letting them push us around. 822 00:56:25,012 --> 00:56:28,640 We gotta fight them back. We gotta take it to them. We gotta get right in their faces. 823 00:56:30,058 --> 00:56:31,685 What do you say? 824 00:56:32,227 --> 00:56:34,188 Are you with me or not? 825 00:56:39,359 --> 00:56:42,404 Finished? Great speech and all, doc. You had them riveted. 826 00:56:42,571 --> 00:56:45,407 - But, uh, didn't you forget something? - What? 827 00:56:46,074 --> 00:56:47,951 Your secret stuff. 828 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,335 Wow. 829 00:56:56,627 --> 00:56:58,504 Whoa, nice deltoids. 830 00:56:58,670 --> 00:57:00,339 Play along. 831 00:57:01,507 --> 00:57:04,343 Uh, stop hogging it, Mike. We're your teammates. 832 00:57:04,468 --> 00:57:07,054 Secret stuff? 833 00:57:07,221 --> 00:57:10,808 Secret stuff? - You wouldn't hold out on us, would you? 834 00:57:10,974 --> 00:57:12,976 No, I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it. 835 00:57:13,143 --> 00:57:15,979 I mean, you're so tough. You're competitive. 836 00:57:16,105 --> 00:57:19,983 We're also chicken, son. We need it bad. - Hey. 837 00:57:20,150 --> 00:57:22,444 - Uh, I'd like some of that. Could I have a sip, please? 838 00:57:22,611 --> 00:57:26,156 You know, this goes against everything they taught me in health class. 839 00:57:26,865 --> 00:57:28,033 Do you want to win or not? 840 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,119 Bottoms up. 841 00:57:31,870 --> 00:57:32,871 - Yummy. - All right. 842 00:57:33,038 --> 00:57:35,666 How about we go out and kick some alien butt, huh? Let's go. 843 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:39,044 - How about it? Ready? Yeah! 844 00:58:00,274 --> 00:58:01,942 Coming through. 845 00:58:03,986 --> 00:58:05,195 Bugs. 846 00:58:06,405 --> 00:58:07,406 Special delivery. 847 00:58:12,077 --> 00:58:13,078 Boo! 848 00:58:19,042 --> 00:58:22,045 Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E. 849 00:58:36,977 --> 00:58:39,229 Let's teach them a lesson. 850 00:58:44,151 --> 00:58:45,527 Nice butt. 851 00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,454 Going up. You're mine, fool. 852 00:58:57,498 --> 00:58:58,916 Slammy. 853 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:03,337 Hello. A little surprise for you, my friends. 854 00:59:09,301 --> 00:59:10,427 Two points. 855 00:59:19,478 --> 00:59:22,064 Ooh. This will be good. 856 00:59:33,826 --> 00:59:35,452 - Okay, birdie. - Uh-oh. 857 00:59:51,593 --> 00:59:53,512 Yes! - Time out! 858 00:59:57,641 --> 01:00:00,269 Shut up, you little bug. Get away from me. Powwow. 859 01:00:00,394 --> 01:00:04,022 All right. We're right back in this game. Come on, now. Let's play tough defense. 860 01:00:04,189 --> 01:00:05,524 Why didn't you get this guy? 861 01:00:06,108 --> 01:00:08,944 He's a baseball player. - Yeah, boss, a baseball player. 862 01:00:09,111 --> 01:00:11,405 Looks like a basketball player to me. 863 01:00:11,572 --> 01:00:13,240 Yeah, me too. 864 01:00:13,407 --> 01:00:16,827 - He's the one I want for Moron Mountain. - Hey. 865 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:20,581 Are you talking to me? 866 01:00:20,747 --> 01:00:23,792 Yeah, I'm talking to you. You want a piece of me? Come and get it. 867 01:00:25,377 --> 01:00:26,712 Uh-oh. 868 01:00:27,588 --> 01:00:29,089 What did you have in mind? 869 01:00:30,299 --> 01:00:32,384 Hat about we raise the stakes a little bit? 870 01:00:32,551 --> 01:00:33,927 Hmm. 871 01:00:34,344 --> 01:00:35,846 Interesting. 872 01:00:36,013 --> 01:00:39,016 If we win, you give the NBA players their talent back. 873 01:00:39,183 --> 01:00:41,059 But what if we win? 874 01:00:42,394 --> 01:00:44,062 - If you win? - Uh-huh. 875 01:00:44,646 --> 01:00:45,606 You get me. 876 01:00:45,773 --> 01:00:46,815 Good deal, boss. 877 01:00:47,274 --> 01:00:49,193 Doc, you think that's a good ide...? 878 01:00:52,404 --> 01:00:54,573 You'll be our star attraction. 879 01:00:55,866 --> 01:00:58,327 You'll sign autographs all day long. 880 01:00:59,703 --> 01:01:02,206 And play one-on-one with the paying customers. 881 01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:07,628 And you'll always lose. 882 01:01:09,213 --> 01:01:11,381 Do we have a deal? 883 01:01:14,718 --> 01:01:16,345 Deal. 884 01:01:16,512 --> 01:01:17,513 All right. 885 01:01:22,142 --> 01:01:24,520 I don't think you should have done that, doc. 886 01:01:24,686 --> 01:01:26,313 I have faith in my team. 887 01:01:28,273 --> 01:01:29,274 Crush them. 888 01:01:31,151 --> 01:01:32,820 Feeding time, boys. 889 01:01:39,827 --> 01:01:40,994 Goodbye. 890 01:01:48,168 --> 01:01:49,169 Fore. 891 01:01:54,716 --> 01:01:57,928 But, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. 892 01:01:58,971 --> 01:02:03,517 I want to stay home and bake cookies with you. 893 01:02:05,727 --> 01:02:08,063 I'm open, I'm open. - Lola, Lola, heads up. 894 01:02:08,522 --> 01:02:10,607 Oh! Belly flop. 895 01:02:13,485 --> 01:02:14,987 Oh, my. Bugs! 896 01:02:15,821 --> 01:02:17,948 - Bugs! - Is this your man? 897 01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:21,076 Are you okay? 898 01:02:21,201 --> 01:02:23,328 Me? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. 899 01:02:23,495 --> 01:02:25,080 Are you okay? 900 01:02:25,247 --> 01:02:27,374 Oh, Bugs. Thank you. 901 01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,209 Aw, it was nothing. 902 01:02:29,877 --> 01:02:33,797 That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 903 01:02:38,051 --> 01:02:39,052 Time out. 904 01:02:42,598 --> 01:02:45,309 I could have been a contender. 905 01:02:45,476 --> 01:02:47,144 The Monstars. The Monstars. 906 01:02:47,311 --> 01:02:49,897 I could have had a... - Clear! 907 01:03:04,119 --> 01:03:05,454 Okay. 908 01:03:06,914 --> 01:03:09,625 - We need a fifth player. - Hey, coach, listen. 909 01:03:09,792 --> 01:03:12,878 You got any more secret stuff? I think it's starting to wear off. 910 01:03:13,003 --> 01:03:15,297 It didn't wear off. It was just water. 911 01:03:15,464 --> 01:03:18,050 You guys had the special stuff inside of you all along. 912 01:03:18,842 --> 01:03:21,303 Yeah, yeah, I knew that. But listen, you got any more? 913 01:03:21,553 --> 01:03:24,890 I'll take some. Yeah, uh, can I have some too? 914 01:03:26,225 --> 01:03:27,559 - Stan? - Me? 915 01:03:29,061 --> 01:03:30,687 You're in at center. 916 01:03:30,854 --> 01:03:32,189 Just guard the big guy, okay? 917 01:03:32,356 --> 01:03:34,566 Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him. 918 01:03:34,733 --> 01:03:38,737 I'll be all over him like a cheap suit. I'll be on him like stink on rice. 919 01:03:38,904 --> 01:03:40,155 I tell you, he's going down. 920 01:03:46,745 --> 01:03:49,623 Michael, over here. Over here. Over here, I'm open. 921 01:03:57,965 --> 01:03:59,216 Yes! 922 01:04:01,176 --> 01:04:02,719 Ha, ha. Nice sho...! 923 01:04:02,845 --> 01:04:05,597 Big man pancake. 924 01:04:06,807 --> 01:04:07,933 Ooh. 925 01:04:10,561 --> 01:04:12,646 Let's get him out of here. 926 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,709 Eew. 927 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:36,128 Oh, my. 928 01:04:42,885 --> 01:04:44,052 How'd he do that? 929 01:04:44,219 --> 01:04:46,889 Aw, anybody could do that, doc. Even you. 930 01:04:47,055 --> 01:04:49,141 Watch this. 931 01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:52,311 No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land. 932 01:04:55,689 --> 01:04:58,859 Ten seconds to go? Thanks for telling me, doc. 933 01:04:59,026 --> 01:05:02,279 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Your Airness... 934 01:05:02,404 --> 01:05:06,784 ...but if you don't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game. 935 01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:09,453 - Forfeit? - Precisely, Sir Altitude. 936 01:05:09,828 --> 01:05:11,580 No way. We'll find someone. 937 01:05:16,418 --> 01:05:17,461 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 938 01:05:17,628 --> 01:05:19,755 I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture. 939 01:05:20,255 --> 01:05:21,632 Hey. 940 01:05:22,257 --> 01:05:24,760 Perhaps I could be of some assistance. 941 01:05:25,677 --> 01:05:27,387 That's our fifth guy. 942 01:05:27,554 --> 01:05:30,182 Thanks, Bill. Now you get to live your dream. Let's go. 943 01:05:30,349 --> 01:05:32,059 - All right. - All right. 944 01:05:32,226 --> 01:05:34,478 - We need to score two points... - Here's how I see it. 945 01:05:34,645 --> 01:05:35,646 - Duck. - Yes. 946 01:05:35,813 --> 01:05:38,565 - Kick it to the girl bunny down in the post. Yeah? 947 01:05:38,732 --> 01:05:40,651 - You dish it back to the guy bunny. - Got it. 948 01:05:40,818 --> 01:05:43,237 - You swing it to Mike. You go to the hole. - Bill. 949 01:05:43,403 --> 01:05:45,322 - And dominate. - We're on defense. 950 01:05:45,447 --> 01:05:48,742 - Oh, yeah. - Whoa. I don't play defense. 951 01:05:48,909 --> 01:05:51,036 - Typical. - Gonna have to listen to Mike on this. 952 01:05:51,203 --> 01:05:55,666 Okay. Somebody steal the ball, get it to me and I'll score before the time runs out. 953 01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:58,210 Don't lose that confidence. Okay. 954 01:05:58,377 --> 01:06:00,838 - Paws and wings in here. Okay. Yes! 955 01:06:06,635 --> 01:06:08,554 This is why I was born. 956 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,472 I thrive on pressure. 957 01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:14,017 - Excuse me, uh, sorry. - Yo, yo, easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy. 958 01:06:14,184 --> 01:06:17,479 Pardon me. Mr. Murray, something's really been bugging me. 959 01:06:17,646 --> 01:06:20,274 - Yeah? - Just how did you get here anyway? 960 01:06:21,608 --> 01:06:24,528 Producer's a friend of mine. Just had a teamster come and drop me off. 961 01:06:24,695 --> 01:06:26,280 Uh-huh. 962 01:06:26,447 --> 01:06:27,531 Well, that's how it goes. 963 01:06:28,282 --> 01:06:30,659 Hey, you see this, uh, kind of chunky fellow over here? 964 01:06:32,327 --> 01:06:33,745 Uh-huh. 965 01:06:35,914 --> 01:06:39,168 - Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes. - Let's do it. You the duck. 966 01:06:39,418 --> 01:06:42,212 Now, let's all play fair. Here. 967 01:06:42,379 --> 01:06:44,214 Yo, spaceman. Don't choke now. Come on. 968 01:06:44,381 --> 01:06:46,467 It's gut-check time. 969 01:06:50,053 --> 01:06:52,306 This must be mine. Woo-hoo! 970 01:06:52,473 --> 01:06:55,476 This belongs to me. I'm going this way. I'm going left. 971 01:06:55,642 --> 01:06:58,145 Whoa! Don't ever trust an Earthling. 972 01:07:01,190 --> 01:07:02,191 Mike! 973 01:07:03,317 --> 01:07:05,611 Get the rabbit. Get the girl. 974 01:07:05,778 --> 01:07:07,279 Come on, come on. I'm open. 975 01:07:07,863 --> 01:07:08,822 I'm op...! 976 01:07:09,448 --> 01:07:11,200 - That's mine. - Not today. 977 01:07:11,658 --> 01:07:14,036 Hey. Bring it on, dude. 978 01:07:14,203 --> 01:07:16,497 BILL: Whoopsie-daisy. 979 01:07:17,581 --> 01:07:19,208 You're mine. 980 01:07:27,257 --> 01:07:28,550 Mike, I'm open! 981 01:07:30,886 --> 01:07:31,970 Never mind. 982 01:08:05,879 --> 01:08:07,589 The Tunes win! 983 01:08:12,761 --> 01:08:13,929 That was a nice pass, man. 984 01:08:14,054 --> 01:08:16,098 That was a great stretch for the basket too. 985 01:08:16,265 --> 01:08:19,852 You know, you really got some skills. You might be able to play in the NBA. 986 01:08:20,561 --> 01:08:23,147 Thanks, Mike. I'll probably quote you on that. 987 01:08:23,313 --> 01:08:26,275 But I'm gonna take this opportunity to retire from the game. 988 01:08:26,442 --> 01:08:27,985 - No, come on. - No. 989 01:08:28,152 --> 01:08:30,320 No, I'm gonna retire right now. That's all there is to it. 990 01:08:30,487 --> 01:08:32,990 I'm gonna go out on top, undefeated and untied. 991 01:08:33,157 --> 01:08:34,491 That's the way it's gonna be. 992 01:08:34,658 --> 01:08:37,077 - You go celebrate with your team. - Come help us, man. 993 01:08:37,244 --> 01:08:41,874 I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees right away, okay? They're starting to go. 994 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,626 - All right. Goodbye, man. - All right, see you. 995 01:08:46,128 --> 01:08:49,631 - Are you sure? - Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely. 996 01:08:50,549 --> 01:08:52,009 - Losers. Sorry. 997 01:08:52,134 --> 01:08:53,719 - Choke artists. - Sorry again. 998 01:08:53,886 --> 01:08:56,638 Wait till I get you back on Moron Mountain. 999 01:08:57,973 --> 01:09:01,059 All right. The party's over. Get in the spaceship. 1000 01:09:01,226 --> 01:09:02,770 Why do you take it from this guy? 1001 01:09:02,895 --> 01:09:05,147 Because he's bigger. 1002 01:09:05,314 --> 01:09:06,565 He's bigger? 1003 01:09:06,732 --> 01:09:09,151 Than we used to be. 1004 01:09:10,444 --> 01:09:11,779 What are you doing? 1005 01:09:12,696 --> 01:09:15,199 - Wait. What are you doing? Wait. Come here. 1006 01:09:30,631 --> 01:09:32,549 Had it in you all the time, didn't you? 1007 01:09:34,593 --> 01:09:37,221 One thing, though. Pass me the ball, Bugs. 1008 01:09:37,387 --> 01:09:39,056 You gotta give my friends their talent back. 1009 01:09:39,890 --> 01:09:41,683 Do we have to? 1010 01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:44,311 Yeah, it's part of the deal. Touch the ball. 1011 01:09:46,105 --> 01:09:48,315 Oh, okay. 1012 01:09:48,482 --> 01:09:51,193 Fair is fair. - There you go. Touch it. 1013 01:09:57,950 --> 01:09:59,535 That was so much fun. 1014 01:09:59,701 --> 01:10:02,204 I feel so insignificant. 1015 01:10:02,371 --> 01:10:04,039 My clothes don't fit. 1016 01:10:04,206 --> 01:10:06,500 - What a trip. - Ha, ha. I'm up for another one. 1017 01:10:06,667 --> 01:10:09,086 Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny? 1018 01:10:09,253 --> 01:10:11,296 We don't want to go back to Moron Mountain. 1019 01:10:11,463 --> 01:10:14,383 - We hate it up there. - It stinks. 1020 01:10:14,550 --> 01:10:17,553 Um, I was thinking, could we stay here with you? 1021 01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:19,304 Please. 1022 01:10:19,471 --> 01:10:20,889 Oh, brother. 1023 01:10:21,056 --> 01:10:23,308 Eh, I don't know if you guys are looney enough. 1024 01:10:23,475 --> 01:10:24,852 Looney enough? 1025 01:10:31,692 --> 01:10:33,360 Michael, do you know what time it is? 1026 01:10:33,527 --> 01:10:36,655 Seven-fift... Seven-fift... Quarter past 7. 1027 01:10:36,780 --> 01:10:39,408 Exactly. You've got a baseball game in five minutes. 1028 01:10:39,575 --> 01:10:41,368 Okay. Take this. 1029 01:10:42,453 --> 01:10:44,955 - Is it safe? - Yeah, put it in my bag. 1030 01:10:45,122 --> 01:10:47,458 Okay. Let's go. 1031 01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:49,418 I really enjoyed playing with you guys. 1032 01:10:49,543 --> 01:10:51,086 You guys got a lot of, uh... 1033 01:10:52,212 --> 01:10:53,672 - A lot of, uh... Yes? 1034 01:10:53,839 --> 01:10:55,924 Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it. 1035 01:10:58,510 --> 01:11:00,345 All right. Gotta go. 1036 01:11:00,888 --> 01:11:02,431 - Bugs. - Eh, Mike. 1037 01:11:02,598 --> 01:11:06,018 - Stay out of trouble. - You know I will. 1038 01:11:06,143 --> 01:11:07,895 Come here. 1039 01:11:09,813 --> 01:11:11,231 Woo-hoo! 1040 01:11:11,607 --> 01:11:14,026 We want Michael! We want Michael! 1041 01:11:14,693 --> 01:11:17,821 The delay is killing us. Where's Michael? 1042 01:11:17,988 --> 01:11:19,573 Where is Michael? 1043 01:11:19,698 --> 01:11:21,658 Oh, he's not back from his other game. 1044 01:11:21,784 --> 01:11:23,535 - What other game? - Shh. 1045 01:11:24,203 --> 01:11:25,537 Uh-uh. What other game? 1046 01:11:58,278 --> 01:12:00,405 Ladies and gentlemen... 1047 01:12:03,242 --> 01:12:04,868 ...Michael Jordan. 1048 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:24,471 Guys, we suck. 1049 01:12:24,638 --> 01:12:27,141 Yeah, man. My grandmother plays better than I do. 1050 01:12:27,307 --> 01:12:30,894 At least you guys are still tall. I'm nothing now. Just another short guy. 1051 01:12:31,061 --> 01:12:34,273 - You got that right. - That's the only thing you got right. 1052 01:12:37,651 --> 01:12:38,694 - Who's that? - Who's that? 1053 01:12:38,861 --> 01:12:41,405 I don't know. - Been getting your butts kicked? 1054 01:12:41,572 --> 01:12:42,781 Who's that? - It's Mike. 1055 01:12:42,906 --> 01:12:44,199 - What's up? - Why are you here? 1056 01:12:44,366 --> 01:12:47,703 Don't be embarrassed. Just face it. 1057 01:12:47,870 --> 01:12:48,829 You guys stink. 1058 01:12:48,996 --> 01:12:51,665 - Come on, Mike. Lighten up. - I know, man. 1059 01:12:51,832 --> 01:12:54,710 You want your games back, huh? What little games you had to begin with. 1060 01:12:55,127 --> 01:12:57,588 - It's hard enough as it is, Mike. - Give us a break. 1061 01:12:58,505 --> 01:13:00,257 I'm gonna regret this. 1062 01:13:01,425 --> 01:13:03,260 Stan, give me the ball. 1063 01:13:05,637 --> 01:13:07,014 Oh. 1064 01:13:07,347 --> 01:13:08,891 Look at that. 1065 01:13:09,057 --> 01:13:11,101 Looks like something from Star Trek. 1066 01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:14,897 - Touch it. - No way, Jose. 1067 01:13:15,063 --> 01:13:18,525 Pat, you want your talent back? You don't have any choice. Just touch it. 1068 01:13:19,359 --> 01:13:20,903 - I don't know. - Don't touch it. 1069 01:13:21,069 --> 01:13:24,156 You're gonna walk around with a bad game for the rest of your career. 1070 01:13:24,323 --> 01:13:25,908 Touch the ball. 1071 01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:28,577 Careful, Pat. 1072 01:13:30,245 --> 01:13:31,663 We've tried everything else. 1073 01:13:42,424 --> 01:13:45,177 Come on, Charles. Touch it. 1074 01:13:45,344 --> 01:13:47,805 The rest of you guys. Just touch it. 1075 01:13:53,685 --> 01:13:56,146 - What was that? - I liked that, Mike. 1076 01:13:56,313 --> 01:13:58,148 Hey, I caught it. 1077 01:13:58,607 --> 01:14:00,943 Look at Muggsy handle the rock. Handle it, baby. 1078 01:14:01,068 --> 01:14:04,071 - I can handle that rock again. That's the old Muggs I know. 1079 01:14:04,238 --> 01:14:06,323 Yeah, get height now. 1080 01:14:06,573 --> 01:14:08,700 It gave me my powers back. 1081 01:14:08,826 --> 01:14:11,411 That wasn't bad. Let me show you something. 1082 01:14:12,746 --> 01:14:15,541 - The Round Mound is back. - Want to see something? 1083 01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:19,878 Oh, man. That felt good. 1084 01:14:22,047 --> 01:14:23,841 I got it. You got it. Yeah, baby. 1085 01:14:24,007 --> 01:14:27,761 Hey, Michael. Why don't you stay, play some three-on-three with us? 1086 01:14:27,928 --> 01:14:30,180 No, I don't think so. 1087 01:14:30,347 --> 01:14:32,224 You gonna work on that baseball swing? 1088 01:14:32,349 --> 01:14:36,186 Leave the baseball player alone. He doesn't play basketball anymore. 1089 01:14:36,353 --> 01:14:38,439 He probably doesn't even have it anymore, guys. 1090 01:14:38,605 --> 01:14:40,315 Michael, do you hear them? 1091 01:14:40,482 --> 01:14:43,193 They don't think you can play the game anymore. 1092 01:14:46,655 --> 01:14:48,282 There's only one way to find out. 1093 01:14:52,536 --> 01:14:55,747 The Chicago Bulls welcome back... 1094 01:14:55,873 --> 01:15:00,752 ...Michael Jordan! 1095 01:15:11,847 --> 01:15:13,974 What's the matter, Bill? 1096 01:15:15,976 --> 01:15:18,103 Larry, that could have been me. 1097 01:15:18,228 --> 01:15:22,941 Will you get off that kick? It's over. It's done with. You can't play. 1098 01:15:25,861 --> 01:15:27,237 Okay. 1099 01:15:28,113 --> 01:15:30,407 Let's go, Bulls. 1100 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,544 Well, that's all, folks. 1101 01:23:20,711 --> 01:23:22,838 That's my line. 1102 01:23:23,005 --> 01:23:26,008 Step aside, babe. Let a star do this. 1103 01:23:26,133 --> 01:23:27,593 That's all... 1104 01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,137 That's all, folks. 1105 01:23:31,096 --> 01:23:33,182 Can I go home now? 77383

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