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Hi, I'm Jamal. I play Dave. And I'm Melinda. I play Allie.

Dave and Allie, I think they've always had a little something, but she's always

put him down for her other boyfriends, which she's now realizing are douchers.

So they've always been kind of competitive, and it's always been

And Jamari, and that's my new nickname. Never gets my name right, never.

Jamari Jamal over here, and I am very competitive in real life. I can whoop

little butt.

I mean, talk the big game.

We'll see. I mean, this ain't scripted, so.

All right, everybody.

Let's have competition.

Let's go down. This isn't scripted.

Now we know.

This is competition number one, and it's an arm wrestle.

And now we can... What?

Do you do it like this?

You don't do it like this. No.

Yeah, you do.

You do it like this.

Ow! No, wait.

There we go. There you go. Ready? Let's go.

Go.

You're not even squared at the table, so it's like impossible.

You're cheating, man. I'm not cheating.

You gotta be like that. There you go. There you go.

You can't mess with pipe.

But look at those muscles. You can't mess with these Kit Kats. You just can't

it. Turn them this way, then turn them. Oh, yeah.

There's one pack of Kit Kats, and you break them into two.

You got two Kit Kats. Okay.

Starting contact?

Go.

You can't look away.

I won three times in a row. My eyes are on fire and I can't fight this feeling.

What else can I beat him up? Let's do rock, paper, scissors.

Let's go.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Best out of three? Best out of three.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Okay, okay, okay.

Do or die.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors.

I won!

Two against one, and that was yours.

Okay. This is not looking good for me.

We're going to have a kicking competition to see who can kick the

can kick? Just going to note, these are tight.

You're a boss.

Okay, ready?

Here we go. Here we go.

He did it! He did it!

It was higher.

So I win. I win that round.

I helped you with your shoe.

I can whip you a basketball. Whoever can tuck the rim.

Okay. Alright, let's do it.

Take me to the... Take me.

Take me to the movie theater.

There, I did it.

Woo!

That's still 3 -3. She needed my help.

No, that's 3 -2. No, I won.

You're choking me.

I won.

It's 3 -2.

Hold your breath.

Okay. 2, 3.

One more time. 3.

No, you lose. I lose. You lose. I won that one, so that's four or two.

This is a laughing contest. The person who laughs first loses.

Getting serious. All right, ready? One, two, three.

I'm holding my breath.

So we're in the editing suite right now, but not only do they edit, they also

have a secret stash of...

Nerf gun.

Okay, so we'll have six shots, and whoever gets the most in the bullseye is

champ. Okay. Whoever wins, wins the whole challenge.

I already won, so I'm going to give her a do or die.

Yeah, so go ahead. Let's see what you got.

Is your last shot the win?

No. That's in.

So we're even. That's 4 -4. So I win.

All right, how about this? How about this?

We'll do it again.

No, we need to get one last try. Okay.

That's in. That's out. That's in.

He's so cheating right now. It's unbelievable. I'm not even cheating. I

Oh!

Defected product.

That has nothing to do with me. The champ.

We'll leave it up to you, bud.

I know you know deep down in your heart. Thank you for voting Team Mindy.

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