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I'm telling you something's off.
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Everything is fine, dude.
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I know. That's the problem.
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We're two weak, whiny guys
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walking through a deserted,
foggy park at night.
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We should have been hacked
into pieces by now.
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Starting to think that maybe,
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maybe we're just
not murdererable.
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Hey! Don't you say that, man.
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Any psychopath would be
lucky to have you
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eating out of a bucket
in his dungeon well.
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-You mean that?
-Hell, yeah.
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We're not the problem.
This town's gone soft, dude,
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If this was 10 years ago,
our bodies would have
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already been carved
into orange wedges
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and served to a soccer team,
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but no, everybody's got to be
so damn woke these days.
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You're right. Thanks, man.
I'm gonna head home.
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Wish me bad luck!
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Yep. Nothing weird ever
happens here anymore.
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[Slice]
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[Energy humming]
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Oof!
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[Glass breaks]
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Dilquez: Well, there he is,
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my number one killer finder guy.
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Ha ha! So...
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what the hell is that?
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Marvin: Well, it appears
that the...sky's fly is down.
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Damn it, Flute!
The election is days away,
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and I'm losing to the Goose!
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I can't go back to being
a Tinder swindler.
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I forgot my password,
so figure this out.
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Now I must go.
I see some undecided voters.
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Hello, children.
Would you please fart?
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Fart, poopy, fart.
Vote for me. Fart!
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I know Grimsburg's voting
age is 18 and under,
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but I trust him.
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Now to crack this case.
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Martinez: Flute!
Marvin: Ugh.
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This murder is all your fault.
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-What? I wasn't even here.
-Not this murder.
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The one last night
at the Civil Servant Olympics.
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You didn't show up,
so I got stuck
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with Wynona in the escape room,
and then we got murdered
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by the fire department,
the garbage people,
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and the librarians!
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Librarians, Flute!
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[Car horn honks]
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[Chuckling]
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Don't believe her, Flute.
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She's the one who wouldn't
listen to me
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and kept insisting
the key was in the lock.
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How could a key be
inside a lock?
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That's why it's a puzzle!
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Crime mind, take me away.
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Greg: Flute!
Marvin: Err.
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Have you figured it out?
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I'm trying to solve the case,
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but everyone keeps
interrupting me.
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No, silly.
Have you figured out
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what duet we're singing tonight
at karaoke?
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Happy to Dolly it up with you
for "Islands in the Str"-
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Stop talking to me!
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[Air escapes]
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Doesn't anyone
value crime anymore?
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Kang: I do,
and this is one of the most
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upsetting crimes
I've ever witnessed.
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-That's the office group thread.
-Exactly,
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and you haven't responded
to the meme I posted.
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It's hilarious.
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-Uh, I don't get it.
-Really?
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He has no head,
and somebody's asking
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if he's got milk.
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Greg: Hee hee hee!
It's hilarious.
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Unh!
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That's it!
I can't do this anymore.
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Wynona: This?
Marvin: This!
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Mediating work problems,
karaoke night,
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knowing your names.
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Just because we work
together doesn't mean
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we have to like each other.
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I'm a lone wolf.
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I should be
out howling at the moon
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or-well, that's all I really
know about Lone Wolves,
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which makes sense
because they're alone,
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so nobody is around to report
back on their
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most identifiable
characteristics.
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I want to go back
to how I used to be.
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I need some me time.
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Greg: Can I go with?
Marvin: Sure.
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We can grab a bite-no!
Leave me alone!
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Martinez: Take notes, Wynona.
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That is how you escape a room.
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Summers, do you mind
reaching into the void
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and grabbing my phone?
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Sure thing.
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Ohh! Ohh! Unh!
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[All grunting]
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[Screaming]
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[Grunting]
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[Music plays]
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So after all that, we're just
in Harmony's living room?
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[Audience laughing]
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Martinez: Who laughed?
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Uh, guys, aren't
the stairs usually
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on the other side of the house?
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Marvin: Harm, have you seen
my fancy undies?
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[Audience laughing]
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Or the people I work with,
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who are here early
for our big dinner?
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[Audience laughing, cheering]
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Singer: ? I've got a jar
of pickled onions ?
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? Yum, yum ?
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Announcer: "Flute"
was recorded in front
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of a live studio audience.
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Greg: Oh, my God. From my years
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of having the TV
as my best/only friend.
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it seems like we're in a sitcom
version of our universe.
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We've fallen
into the multicamverse.
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Audience: Ooh!
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Well, let's get out of here
before this sitcom
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becomes a stay calm.
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[Audience laughing]
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Martinez: I don't want a repeat
of the escape room.
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If we want to go home,
then we just go
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back the way we came.
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Easy...
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peasy?
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[Audience laughing]
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Kang: Well, it looks like
we've graduated
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from an escape room
to an escape universe.
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[Audience laughing]
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Woman: You think that
fake mustache fools me?
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-Unh!
-Agh!
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Man: You think changing clothes
would make me
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-forget what you said?
-Ohh!
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Woman two: You think comedy
comes in 3s?
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Aah!
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Sorry about ruining
your reputation around here.
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What the?
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You look just like me.
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I mean, if I ditched
the mustache, had a jawline,
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and played
in the Premier League,
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but other than...that,
everything of yours
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is exactly like mine,
not any bigger.
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[Zip]
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Heh heh heh.
Thought we might find you here.
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We?
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[Toilets flush]
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You're all me!
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Oh, my God. We're
in a multiverse episode?
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Did someone say multiverse?
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That's my cue
to conveniently appear
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and hastily explain
the rules crafted to make
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all the plot holes work.
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How much time do I have?
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Marvin: Uh, like, 10 seconds.
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-This is a half-hour cartoon.
-What?!
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You need at least 2.5 hours
so I can waste
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that extra half-hour
to illustrate-
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Marvin: And time's up.
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Marvin: Wait. So we're all
versions of each other
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from different dimensions?
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No. You're all lesser
versions of me.
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I'm Martin Flute,
a childless bachelor
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whose incredible
detective skills
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are only outshined by my
even more incredible...looks.
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Oh!
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Whoa!
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My name is F,
not that it matters.
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Nothing does.
Life is a temp job,
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and death is the paycheck.
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I'm Fluteman!
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I was an average,
ordinary detective
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until I was bitten
by a radioactive alcoholic,
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giving me a host of superpowers
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merely by ingesting booze.
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[Gulp]
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I feel nothing.
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I'll get another round.
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Huh?
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-Marvin, and you are?
-Marvina.
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I love what you've done
with my hair.
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Marvina: Heh heh.
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OK, if you two are done
eye-humping your reflection,
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meet our fifth Flute.
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[Plays note]
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Ha! This Flute is
an actual flute.
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[Trilling]
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Martin:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Buddy, relax.
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Those kind of comments don't fly
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in this universe or any.
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[Plays long note]
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You're like a supergroup of mes.
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What are wes all doing here?
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Martin: We're the Multi-Flutes,
an elite squad
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of detectives enlisted
from across the universes
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to fight multiverse-related
crimes.
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And you've come here
to recruit me?
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[Flute plays]
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We're good,
but as the local Flute,
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we could use some help
navigating your world
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to figure out who opened
the rift and why.
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Oh, sure. Totally.
I'm already on that case anyway.
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I would have solved
it this morning,
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but my stupid coworkers
were so up in my-
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Your personal problems
don't matter to us.
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Yes! That's exactly what
I was trying to
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-explain to the-
-Still doing it.
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Right. Stopping now.
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[Cheerful music playing]
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Greg: Look. I've been
thinking about how
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to get out of here.
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Since sitcoms are designed
to go for years and years,
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at the end of each episode,
nothing can really change.
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The protagonist gets
what he wants,
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learns a tiny lesson,
but then everything resets
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back to the way it was
in the beginning
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for the next episode.
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Well, thanks for explaining
how TV works, Roger Ebot.
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[Audience laughing]
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How does that help us, Summers?
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If you'd listen to
anyone other than yourself,
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you'd realize
it's a brilliant idea.
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All we got to do is give
this Flute
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what he wants at the end.
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Then we'll go back to
where we were
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at the beginning, home.
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And you think you could
give a man what he wants?
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Ha! If you could,
you wouldn't still be paying
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for Tinder Platinum!
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You're not allowed to help.
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Just because you're my boss
doesn't mean you
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can tell me what to do.
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That's the definition
of a boss!
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Work fam, I'd like
to introduce you all
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to my lovely wife Harmony.
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Flute's told me all about you
in between bites.
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[Audience laughing]
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I'm Flute,
and you are?
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You don't know me?
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I guess that's not
all that different.
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Kang: This is my cousin
Cousin Summers.
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What a coincidence.
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My cousin is visiting me, too.
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Hello, Cousin Summers!
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[Cheering and applause]
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In home country of Morvenia,
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when we meet someone,
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it is tradition to give
them handshake.
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Ha la la la la la la
la la la la la la!
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[Audience laughing]
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Harm, meet Kang, Martinez,
and of course Wynona, my boss.
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-She's the boss?
-I'm the boss?
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Who's the boss? Hey, oh!
Whoa, oh!
257
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[Audience laughing and cheering]
258
00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:29,337
[Devices beeping]
259
00:09:30,143 --> 00:09:34,748
Beep beep beep beep beep
boop boop boop boop boop.
260
00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:35,951
[Cell phone vibrates]
261
00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:37,354
Hello? No, Otis.
262
00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:39,084
I have no idea
where everyone is.
263
00:09:39,085 --> 00:09:41,629
Just grab some Gogurts,
and I'm sure they'll show up.
264
00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:42,765
Coworkers, right?
265
00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,245
We don't have those anymore.
266
00:09:44,368 --> 00:09:45,504
We're lone wolves.
267
00:09:45,604 --> 00:09:48,242
We work alone...together.
268
00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:49,477
So cool.
269
00:09:49,512 --> 00:09:51,750
[Kids screaming]
270
00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:53,920
My super senses
are being impacted
271
00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:55,791
by their high-pitched screams.
272
00:09:55,891 --> 00:09:58,196
And not the 10 tequilas
you pounded?
273
00:09:58,296 --> 00:10:00,534
But there are a lot
of unattended children
274
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,937
around here.
275
00:10:01,938 --> 00:10:03,873
Martin: Those kids are showing
high traces
276
00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:05,777
of galactic radiation,
which means they came
277
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,381
through that rift.
278
00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:08,784
Group crime mind on 3.
279
00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:11,956
Whoa, whoa, wait.
You do a group crime mind?
280
00:10:13,392 --> 00:10:14,896
All: ? Why, why, why
281
00:10:14,897 --> 00:10:16,933
Martin: ? Is it spitting
out adolescents? ?
282
00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:18,804
? Can a cosmic rift
get pregnant? ?
283
00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:20,641
? I hate to be this guy ?
284
00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:22,044
? But I'm not feeling well ?
285
00:10:22,077 --> 00:10:24,281
? So can we end
this spinning segment? ?
286
00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:25,551
[Vomiting]
287
00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:27,221
Marvin: I can fill in.
288
00:10:27,222 --> 00:10:29,424
Martin and Marvina: ? Why would
you need so many kids? ?
289
00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:31,115
? A MrBeast popup
or TikTok vids?
290
00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:33,701
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
Does it go point, slide,
291
00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:35,235
elbow pump, Frankenstein hands,
292
00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:36,540
or am I missing a slide?
293
00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:38,776
How about a tush slap?
Should we take a vote?
294
00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:40,146
Martin: We're not voting.
295
00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:41,816
Wait, wait, wait! That's it.
296
00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:43,552
Here in Grimsburg, we're
in the middle of an election,
297
00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:45,256
and kids are the voters.
298
00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:46,926
? But who needs votes ?
299
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,833
? And knew just how to
put those rifts to use? ?
300
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:54,174
? It must have been the Goose ?
301
00:10:54,307 --> 00:10:55,844
[Fluteman gags, vomits]
302
00:10:55,845 --> 00:10:58,115
While I find positive
feedback to be humanity's
303
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,252
futile attempt
to fight off irrelevance,
304
00:11:00,253 --> 00:11:03,459
you did OK.
Marvin: I'll take it.
305
00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:06,866
So even out here,
slapping butts is a no?
306
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,438
Not with me. Ruff!
307
00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:10,859
[Cheerful music playing]
308
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,243
Everything is going perfect.
309
00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:14,354
If I get this promotion,
all our problems
310
00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,318
will be solved.
311
00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:18,108
Do they think we
can't hear them?
312
00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:19,592
[Audience laughing]
313
00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:22,699
I'm pretty sure
the astronauts could hear them.
314
00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:24,268
[Scattered laughter]
315
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:28,008
Uh, OK. Well, at least now
we know he wants a promotion,
316
00:11:28,142 --> 00:11:30,147
so let's just give it
to him and go home.
317
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,118
I'm the boss now,
so I make boss decisions.
318
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,889
You can't tell me what to do.
319
00:11:35,023 --> 00:11:37,160
That's the definition of a boss.
320
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:41,101
Oh, where have
I heard that before?
321
00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:43,874
Oh, come on! That's gold!
322
00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:45,878
Harmony: I made a cake
323
00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:48,282
is all I have to say.
324
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:50,285
Marvin: You know, Chief,
I wanted to ask you.
325
00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:51,989
Wynona: Tut, tut.
Hold that thought.
326
00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:53,760
Martinez,
I would like some cake,
327
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,766
so cut your boss a big slice,
employee.
328
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,871
Audience: Ohh!
329
00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:01,375
One big piece coming up.
330
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,747
[Audience laughing]
331
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:08,022
[Cheering and applause]
332
00:12:08,056 --> 00:12:10,627
We have many robot in Morvenia.
333
00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:12,197
[Doorbell rings]
334
00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:15,203
Do you know sex robot that
shaloobs your peppadoochee?
335
00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:16,606
[Audience laughing]
336
00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:18,510
[Gasp]
337
00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:22,384
Hello, cutie.
We're here for dinner.
338
00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:23,519
Greg: Ohh!
339
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,256
[Audience laughing]
340
00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:26,793
Did you say, "cutie"?
341
00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:29,364
[Audience laughing]
342
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:31,936
Audience: Ooh!
343
00:12:32,037 --> 00:12:34,675
This just got twice
as interesting.
344
00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,548
[Audience laughing]
345
00:12:37,681 --> 00:12:43,292
And this Kang is...dang.
346
00:12:43,426 --> 00:12:45,029
Oh, God.
347
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,214
Detective Flute.
how can I help you?
348
00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:56,351
You can start by admitting
you opened that rift
349
00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:58,623
to traffic kids from other
dimensions to vote for you.
350
00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:02,698
Goose: What? These are just
unregistered child voters
351
00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:04,101
from the neighborhood.
352
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,971
Come on.
That kid clearly comes
353
00:13:05,972 --> 00:13:07,841
from a universe where it's
totally normal
354
00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:10,313
for kids to get butt implants.
355
00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:11,447
Errrr!
356
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,585
[Squawking]
357
00:13:12,685 --> 00:13:13,735
[Kids screaming]
358
00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:16,291
[Goose honking]
359
00:13:21,703 --> 00:13:22,938
[Flute trills]
360
00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:25,322
Exactly. You're under arrest
for voter fraud,
361
00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:27,681
intergalactic kidnapping,
and bisecting a man
362
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,451
along the y-axis.
363
00:13:31,857 --> 00:13:33,593
I forgot he could do that.
364
00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:44,147
You're not a lying alcoholic.
365
00:13:44,148 --> 00:13:45,751
You do have superpow-oh, no.
366
00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:48,088
He's really bleeding bad.
367
00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:01,616
Marvina: Whack!
368
00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:07,160
And that's how I play
Flute, Flute, Goose.
369
00:14:07,161 --> 00:14:09,230
Marvina: Mmm.
I want to get you pregnant.
370
00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:10,433
[Moaning]
371
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:14,107
-Do we think this is OK?
-Don't know. Don't care.
372
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,880
Let's party.
373
00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:18,049
[Sipping]
374
00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:19,920
[Camera shutter clicking]
375
00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,422
This is how you celebrate?
376
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:23,459
That way we each get
to do what we want.
377
00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:26,198
Speaking of, I'm gonna run
to the little girls room
378
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,202
real quick to take
a massive dump.
379
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:29,771
Meet me in there when I'm done?
380
00:14:29,772 --> 00:14:32,043
Maybe I meet you before.
No. After's better
381
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:33,913
so I'm not thinking
about it piled up
382
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,183
inside you the whole time.
383
00:14:35,184 --> 00:14:36,919
Honestly, both
options have drawbacks.
384
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,189
[Glass shatters]
385
00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:40,193
Let me get another
Irish Long Island
386
00:14:40,326 --> 00:14:44,334
iced margarita rum and Coke,
extra rum, hold the coke.
387
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:47,407
Hey. Uh, I think Fluteman
got hurt trying to save me.
388
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,811
Maybe we should help him.
389
00:14:48,944 --> 00:14:51,549
Why would I care about
a coworker's problem?
390
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,418
[Thud]
391
00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:54,922
[Pounding on window]
392
00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:56,959
Otis: Hey!
Marvin: Exactly.
393
00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:58,229
Excuse me for a sec.
394
00:14:58,363 --> 00:15:01,034
I'm gonna go, uh,
beat up this kid.
395
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,942
Something's wrong!
Even the work thread is dead.
396
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:07,346
-I'm sure they're on a case.
-That's what I thought,
397
00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:09,952
but then I opened
the Find My Coworkers app,
398
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:11,689
and I saw this.
399
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:14,962
They're in the multicamverse?
Clever.
400
00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:17,200
Hey, uh, listen.
I sort of have a problem
401
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:19,972
-that I might need-
-We wanted to give you this.
402
00:15:19,973 --> 00:15:21,508
This is everything
I've ever wanted
403
00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:23,378
since I found out about you guys
earlier today.
404
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,969
-What changed your mind?
-You did great out there,
405
00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:28,690
and Fluteman bled out.
406
00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:30,861
-He died?
-Yes, or he's about to.
407
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:32,864
Either way, we don't care
enough to deal with it,
408
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,000
so you're in.
409
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,403
Now what's your problem?
410
00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:39,110
My problem is my coworkers,
but not anymore
411
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,682
because I'm coming
to the multiverse.
412
00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:42,852
[Whoosh]
413
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,522
Did someone say multiverse?
414
00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:46,826
Because I got my speech
down to two minutes.
415
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,598
Now, I must warn you that-
come on!
416
00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:57,414
[Cheering]
417
00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,418
Hey. Got your text.
What do you mean
418
00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:02,156
you "want to say
goodbye forever"?
419
00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:03,993
Sorry, Stan,
but I'm leaving this universe
420
00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:05,296
forever with them.
421
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,533
Uh, Stan, Multi-Flutes.
Multi-Flutes, Stan.
422
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,238
Versions of me from different
dimensions obviously.
423
00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:14,280
Stan: You're all my dad?
I have so many questions!
424
00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:16,016
Martin: Ooh! I have
a lip waxing session.
425
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,755
I've got...lady stuff.
426
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,026
I have...Pilates.
427
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:22,463
[Flute playing]
428
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,169
Yes! My gamble paid off.
429
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,705
It's a constant
across every universe.
430
00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:29,044
You repelled them just
like I knew you would
431
00:16:29,178 --> 00:16:30,446
by being yourself.
432
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,185
-You wanted them to leave?
-Sort of.
433
00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,188
I need to go save my stupid
old coworkers
434
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,326
without my new cool ones
finding out that I care
435
00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,863
so that I can then abandon
my old ones,
436
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,334
who I don't care about,
for the new coworkers, who I do.
437
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,171
Uh, it kind of sounds
like you do care
438
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,575
about the old ones.
439
00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:48,650
Wow. You really can't stop
being you, can you?
440
00:16:48,783 --> 00:16:51,455
Hyah!
441
00:16:51,456 --> 00:16:53,458
I wonder what I'm like
in the multiverse.
442
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:58,035
You think I have
skin or more bones or boobs?
443
00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,388
[Cheerful music playing]
444
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:02,210
So you are versions
of my coworkers
445
00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:04,273
from another dimension,
which means
446
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,555
you can't help me get
my promotion.
447
00:17:07,688 --> 00:17:09,625
-Ugh.
-Uh-Oh.
448
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:13,098
Looks like you've sent him
into his recline mind.
449
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,236
[Audience laughing]
450
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,675
You thought I'd give
you a promotion?
451
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,478
Who'd give out parking tickets?
452
00:17:19,479 --> 00:17:21,948
You're not Grimsburg's
greatest detective here?
453
00:17:21,949 --> 00:17:25,824
More like Grimsburg
greatest meter maid.
454
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,694
Let's roll, dummies.
455
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,364
Audience: Aww.
456
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,837
You guys, Flute didn't get
his promotion,
457
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,230
so the episode can't end,
458
00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:34,941
which means we're
stuck here forever!
459
00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:36,077
This is all my fault.
460
00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:37,611
Being a girlboss is way harder
461
00:17:37,612 --> 00:17:39,952
than Marjorie Taylor Greene
doesn't make it seem.
462
00:17:39,953 --> 00:17:41,523
No, it's my fault.
463
00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:44,006
I was so focused on the laugh,
I didn't realize
464
00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:45,564
I had become the joke.
465
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,732
[Audience laughing]
466
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,134
-Oh, stop it!
-[Laughter]
467
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,370
OK. That wasn't even a joke.
468
00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:50,773
[Audience laughing louder]
469
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:52,375
-What is wrong with you people?
-[Laughter]
470
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:53,646
Maybe Flute was right.
471
00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,983
Just because we work
together doesn't mean
472
00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,453
we have to be friends,
473
00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:58,723
but I'm glad we are.
474
00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:00,359
Audience: Aww.
475
00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:02,396
Greg: I can't believe
it's all over,
476
00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:05,135
which on these shows is
usually when something happens
477
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,273
that makes everything OK.
478
00:18:07,373 --> 00:18:09,378
[Cheering and applause]
479
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,281
Somebody order
a chubby male protagonist
480
00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:12,483
with extra cheese?
481
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:13,887
[Audience laughing]
482
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:16,760
-Oh! Thank God you're here!
-Get off me!
483
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,160
Let's get you guys out of here.
484
00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:19,431
Nothing can stop us now.
485
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:23,707
No. Don't ever say
that in a sitcom, or-
486
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,009
All: Hello.
487
00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:26,512
Look. I can explain.
488
00:18:26,513 --> 00:18:28,515
Fortunately, we're so vain
that the only thing
489
00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:31,020
we hate more than being lied
to is being rejected,
490
00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:32,290
so make a choice.
491
00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:35,296
Come with us
or stay stuck here with them.
492
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,832
[Sentimental music playing]
493
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,969
Well, then I guess I've
got a decision to make.
494
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:41,675
Wait. Where are you going?
Just make the decision here!
495
00:18:41,676 --> 00:18:43,913
Marvin: Too late.
The music started.
496
00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:48,189
I thought I'd find you out here.
497
00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:50,059
Oh, um. No, thanks.
498
00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:53,065
It's the only way
I can give advice.
499
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,171
[Marvin grumbling]
500
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,875
I don't know who to go with.
501
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,418
I can stay with
my coworkers,
502
00:18:59,419 --> 00:19:00,980
who constantly annoy me,
and be stuck here,
503
00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:04,320
or I can have endless me time
with people just like me
504
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,724
and travel the galaxy.
505
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:07,693
That's a tough choice
you got there, bucko,
506
00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,384
and I've got some
tough ones, too.
507
00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,814
My coworkers don't think
I can be a detective,
508
00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:12,937
and I feel-
509
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:14,675
Ahem. This is kind
of my moment.
510
00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,612
Oh, right. Well, I'd say
511
00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:19,542
at least the people you work
with consider you a friend,
512
00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:23,325
and in life friends,
friends are the real portals
513
00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:25,697
to worlds we've
never seen before.
514
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,635
Wow. That's beautiful.
515
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:31,609
I know exactly what to do.
Thanks, me.
516
00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:33,947
Marvin: I'm coming with you!
Greg: What?!
517
00:19:33,948 --> 00:19:35,783
Let's go. We have to shut
down the rift
518
00:19:35,784 --> 00:19:36,886
Louis C.K. just opened.
519
00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,889
Oh, is he using it to go
back and save his career?
520
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:44,100
No, he's using it like
an intergalactic zipper.
521
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,372
Marvin: Whee!
522
00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:48,241
Greg: Should have known Flute
didn't actually
523
00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,478
want to be with us.
524
00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:52,818
Marvin: Well, that one didn't,
but I do.
525
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,226
It's me. Regular Flute.
Earth Flute. Whatever.
526
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,530
We switched ties
527
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,398
so they'd take him
and leave me with you
528
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,669
and with this.
529
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,638
So sitcom Flute did get
his promotion,
530
00:20:03,639 --> 00:20:06,111
and you stayed with us,
but why?
531
00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:07,471
While I may be a lone wolf,
532
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,985
I don't want to be
an alone wolf.
533
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:11,589
Audience: Aww.
534
00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,960
[Applause]
535
00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,409
What do I do?
The show's called "Flute."
536
00:20:22,511 --> 00:20:25,149
Do what you want.
It's your show now.
537
00:20:25,249 --> 00:20:27,688
Hyaaah!
538
00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:32,130
My show? "Harmony," the story
of a single mom,
539
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,432
who was raised by bears,
540
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,671
trying to forge her path
in a new wild,
541
00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:38,108
the male-dominated
journalism industry.
542
00:20:38,109 --> 00:20:40,145
Man: Heh. Sorry.
Nobody's gonna watch that.
543
00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:42,149
Get back on your mark
in the kitchen.
544
00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:44,755
Honey...I'm druuuuunk!
545
00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:46,625
[Cheering and applause]
546
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,671
Greg: Come on.
Our song's up.
547
00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:56,846
? Thank you
for being a friend ?
548
00:20:56,946 --> 00:21:01,054
? Went to Sitcom World
and back again ?
549
00:21:01,155 --> 00:21:03,793
? Your name is Flute,
you're a pal ?
550
00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,632
? And you owe me rent ?
551
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:11,307
? The boss threw this party
552
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,782
? And I invited
everyone I knew ?
553
00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:16,418
I only know work people.
554
00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:20,293
? You'll soon wish you hadn't
made this an open bar ?
555
00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:23,165
? When I drunkenly yell at you ?
556
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,335
All: ? Thank you for being
a friend ?
557
00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,608
[Screaming]
558
00:21:27,609 --> 00:21:29,343
Marvin: What the hell is
wrong with this place?
559
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:30,947
Why have this?!
560
00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:36,090
Voice: Bento!
[Cheering]
561
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:40,690
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