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Alright, Zach needs to live.

Car A travels at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour. Car B travels at a

60 miles per hour. What gets Zach home first?

A rocket ship.

Did you study for this exam at all?

Huh?

Oh my gosh!

Jenna Middleton, I'd fly you to another planet, but I have yet to complete the

required training.

Instead, can I take you to prom?

God knows how to romance a girl.

I mean, who needs a date for prom to get your best bro, right?

Oh, I booked a limo. It's got a hot tub.

What?

I hate to do this the day before prom, but Allie already booked a limo.

All right, I'll cancel mine. No biggie.

Except there's no spot for me.

Claire's bringing Eli, and after everything that went down this year,

doesn't think it's a good idea to have you two in close quarters.

Well, at least we'll be at the same table.

Seriously?

So what, I'm supposed to sit with a bunch of randoms?

No, no, Dallas, I'm not the loser with no friends on prom night.

I wish there was something I could do. Yeah, there is. Plead my case to your

girlfriend. But I promised Allie a perfect prom night.

Please, Dallas?

Please? You know I can't resist that face.

Fine, what do I tell her?

Tell her you won't put out unless I'm there.

Like in the room?

Scratch that.

Tell her that prom will suck without your best bro by your side.

What?

Nothing. I like your shoes.

You were staring at my face.

Give it back. I'm not finished.

Someone's not a happy camper.

Just let me finish my sentence.

Your time is up, Mr. Hollingsworth, as is everyone else's. Hey, hey, hey,

It's stupid, Sam. It doesn't concern you.

Yeah, it does. Everybody's saying like you're some sort of freak. I don't care.

You should. You're embarrassing yourself.

Go to hell. Look, I'm only trying to help. You never help, okay? You only

things worse.

Hey. Oh, I'm going to ask you something very important.

Don't overthink it. Trust your gut.

Should we go with blue check?

Someone's not worried about their calculus final.

Derivatives are easy. Making prom magic is not. I haven't even finalized the

centerpieces yet.

Luckily, you are not only the sexiest girl at Degrassi, you are also the

smartest.

Oh, no.

You called the boat company, didn't you? What, did they book two proms for the

same night or worse? Did they fold? This must be what a heart attack feels like.

Black.

I haven't called them yet. But you were supposed to finalize the seating

arrangements this morning. And I will.

As soon as you agree to let Drew sit at our table.

He made his puppy dog face, didn't he?

Hon, we talked about this. Clara's had a horrible year. She deserves a night to

remember, and so do I.

Drew's year hasn't been a cakewalk either.

I can't let him fly solo.

Well, then let's find him a date.

I think we solved your problem. I will be on my best behavior, Bandari, I

promise. I'm sure Becky would appreciate that.

Becky? You still like her, right?

Yeah, yeah, of course. And she'd be the perfect date? Absolutely.

She just broke up with Guy Liner, so she's probably looking for a shoulder to

cry on.

You could be that shoulder.

You really think she'd say yes? Who wouldn't want to go to prom with Drew

Torres?

I'd rather stick cracking on this promposal.

Thank you.

Quiz me.

Roosevelt signed the Neutrality Act on... Crap.

May 1st, 1937.

But he didn't embargo arms shipments to Asia until September.

First of all, I have never been more attracted to you.

Second, since your epic suspension is done, I got a cue card for you.

For grad.

You write down what you're doing next year, and they'll read it when you cross

the stage.

Do I have to do it now? I'm kind of busy.

Oh. I see what's going on.

You're still deciding which Ivy League to accept.

Claire's super smart.

Then you probably got into schools in Europe. If you're going to school in

Paris, I am totally jealous.

Man, it must be nice to have so many options.

Yeah. Yeah, that's me, just swimming in options.

Okay, then I'll leave that with you.

Not a problem. I've got a... tickling.

What do you think Hunter meant when he said I make everything worse?

Hmm. That's a tough one. How is that even possible? I barely interact with

He's always playing weirdo games in his room or working on that dumb comic book.

Without her, that's what could possibly be his problem.

You guys are in family therapy.

Has he shared anything?

Teenage boys don't share.

Sure.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Unless it's with a girl.

Hunter's got a married crush.

I think her name's Arlene.

Let's school out Hunter once a year for a month. Unless he locks it down before

the break. And I can help him at the Hollingsworth Annual Post -Exam

Extravaganza. Is that the thing your family does?

It is now.

This is for a girl who's cramming for a history final.

Have you seen her?

Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. You're off in the history.

It's not that.

Everyone is going off to do amazing stuff next year.

I was suspended for two weeks. And you know what I thought about every single

day? My plans.

And you know what I came up with?

Bufkis. Well, I guess I just kind of figured that you'd come to New York.

Really? Yeah, I mean, why not?

But what am I going to do?

Whatever you want. The world is your oyster.

I guess I could read all those books you're supposed to read before you die.

And there are tons of awesome coffee shops near my apartment for you to write

in. To take the year to read and write and explore. And then reapply to

Columbia. Or maybe by then I'll almost be done with my first novel.

And the best part of it is that we'll be together.

So, does that sound like a plan?

Yeah.

Totally done.

Who wants to graduate?

Good.

Then let's get started.

Turn over your exams.

But before you do that, I have a question for Becky Baker.

Okay, what are you doing?

Okay, show's over, Mr. Torres. You want to turn the lights back on?

Sure.

Sorry.

Okay,

everybody, just leave your exams on the table. We need to clear this room until

we figure this out. Let's go.

One small step for man, one giant leap.

Mankind.

I don't think that's what JFK had in mind.

You mean Neil Armstrong?

There goes my B in history.

Look on the bright side. Leads to not go to school or writing an exam because

then Goof fills the gym with smoke. Yeah, and said your bowtimes are a

pipe. I bet Zoe and I can take you in Frankenstein.

We accept that challenge.

Wait, wait.

Arlene needs a partner.

Hunter, into the water.

Good, thanks. Come on, put down your fun shield.

Stop, your hands are wet.

Look, Arlene needs a partner.

See, she likes you.

What do you know?

I know that you're hanging up in line like a loser when the girl you're into

sitting over there.

Keep it back, Miles.

Keep it back.

I'll text the board. I think you might have fried his motherboard.

What is your problem?

Why can't you just leave me alone?

Come on, Hunter, we're just joking around.

Pencils down.

Congratulations on completing your final exam.

And only three hours later than scheduled, thanks to good old Prince

Hey, don't be mad.

What, did you push me to prom post so you wouldn't feel bad about ditching me

prom night?

I thought she would say yes.

Maybe I'll just skip prom.

Are you serious?

Sitting by myself is just going to remind me about everything I've lost

year. And I don't want to bum everyone out.

You know what?

Screw the girls.

You're coming in our limo.

Really? And you're sitting at our table too. And if Allie doesn't like it, I

will.

I'll try very hard to stand up to her.

Good enough for me, man. This night is going to be awesome. I'm going to make

memories that will last a lifetime.

Oh, that's all I wanted.

Mr. Torres, I heard about your promposal stunt.

Yeah, Ms. Pill, I'm sorry. It was so stupid. And irresponsible.

And dangerous.

This act can't go unpunished.

Okay.

School's out.

What are you going to do, ban me from prom?

Sounds fair to me.

That was a joke.

Okay, so the boat boards at 4 and leaves the dock at 5 sharp.

We'll take the favors in the limo with us, you guys will take the centerpieces,

and the catering company will deliver the food to the dock.

What about these squiggly lights? They stay here.

Um, am I forgetting any important details?

Uh, you mean like me?

Drew, I tried picking Vin's pill to let you come, she won't budge. Come on,

there's gotta be something else we can do for my boy. What, like threaten to

boycott prom?

Wait, you'd do that for me?

He's kidding, right? I've already rented my tuxedo. My deposit's not refundable.

What about an alternative prom? We can hang out in my backyard. At least we'd

all still be together.

Can I still wear my tuxedo? Yeah, absolutely.

Not! I spent the entire year making this night memorable for the entire class,

and we are not skipping it.

Okay, well, we have to go to a hair and makeup appointment.

Oh, my God. You guys, I cannot believe prom is actually happening.

Sorry how this turned out.

You can make it up to me by sneaking me onto that boat. I can't. Miss Pill's

first name isn't Chill. If we get caught, we could ruin the prom for

else. You mean I'll ruin it for the person who humiliated me in the gym

yesterday? Or the person who wrecked my senior year with a baby scare? I mean

you'll ruin it for all your friends and your best friend who helped you through

this year.

Oh, you mean the one who kicked me out of his limo for a girl who's probably

just going to dump him after he graduates?

You're out of line.

No, man.

It's true.

Who's going to be at your wedding? Not her. Me.

Best man.

Not anymore.

Dallas, where are you going?

I'm getting ready to celebrate my last night with all my friends.

Good morning, Frankenstein. Have you seen your brother? I thought we could go

paintballing.

What? Freaking out and then trying to make it up with gifts.

Nice one, Dad.

Tell me where he is.

I don't know.

He wasn't in his room this morning when I got up.

You don't think he'd run away?

Only if he found a place with Wi -Fi.

I know we've been to proms before, but this one feels different, you know?

Yeah, because it's our prom.

I'm not feeling this clutch. Can I borrow that black sparkly one of yours?

Yeah, sure.

Closet, left -hand side.

Can you check my book? Yes.

clutches, just dozens and dozens of diaries.

No, no, no, no. No need to look at any of those.

High school is both tumultuous and exhilarating.

Those are some $10 words. Am I the only one who is concerned about my academic

future? Allie is too busy being boy crazy. I thought dating a certain long

-haired cretin would have taught her better, but apparently not.

Johnny's hair was terrible.

Jenna? Oh, look, I bet boyfriend's feeling Jenna's going to find herself

pregnant with Casey's baby in no time. Well, you kind of did.

How are you supposed to get into all the IVs and get to be valedictorian if you

spend all of your time being a boy -crazy idiot? I'll never let a guy get

way of my dreams.

Oh, limo's here.

We have lifetime memories to make.

Okay, group selfie.

You have the longest arms.

Fine, although this technically isn't a selfie at all. A more accurate term

would be a groupie since the photograph of all of us in a group. Sweetie, it's

okay.

Cute.

You look absolutely beautiful as always.

Thanks.

Look, can we talk for a second?

Okay, um, me first.

Everyone, if I could have your attention for just a moment.

Claire, you're the love of my life.

And we've been through a lot.

But I know we're meant to be.

So that's why.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I want to ask you if you would do me the honor of moving in with me.

Had you going there, didn't I?

Certainly had me.

Eli. Come on, I'm just joking around. Last year I brought you a... Horse and

carriage. I had to do something.

I'm not going to follow you to New York. That can't be my plan.

Then what is?

I don't know.

Hello?

There you are.

I thought you ran away. I tried.

But Dad said moving in with him violates the terms of his separation agreement

with Mom. Why would you want to live with that jerk? Because you're not

Okay, what is your problem?

You.

There won't be much longer.

Wow, Hunter, this is weird.

Even for you. Take the kendo stick.

We're gonna duel.

And if I win, you never talk to me again.

Okay, fine.

But if I win, then you have to smile once a day for the next month.

Go ahead, I deserve it.

No.

I'm not you.

I'm not a bully.

Neither am I. Are you kidding?

You make fun of everything I do. You push me to do things I don't want to do.

Plus you walk around with a big stupid grin on your face while you make me

miserable.

I hate you.

So you'd rather live with him?

At least he used to run interference.

I know he wasn't perfect, but I miss him.

He's my dad.

I get that things have been weird for you since you left, but I want to make

better.

Find me a different brother. Maybe I could be one.

I know I can't take Dad's place, but I can try.

Are you hugging me right

now? Hey, you wanted me to be different.

Now can you put the sword down?

Should be here any minute.

Have a program to keep you busy?

Seriously? I'm about to have 200 people who've bought tickets, taxes, and

dresses breathing down my neck, and you're telling me there's no boat? This

could be people's last night together, and they've invested a lot to make sure

it's perfect. How could you not have our booking? Yes, I'll hold.

You have the boat booking, right?

Yeah, I have an email.

I know how important this is for you, for us.

See? I have a confirmation email from you right here. It says June 27th of

year.

What? And there's nothing you can do about it.

Perfect.

You messed up the year. How could you mess up the year? Why would they let

people book more than a year out?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, where's the boat? Sea legs are ready.

Some of us are hungry.

I am so sorry.

for ruining the most important night of our life.

Let me make this up to you. Just tell me what to do.

You can tell everyone that you ruined prom.

There's no freaking boat.

Where are you going?

Home to eat a few pizzas.

Come on, crazy pants. Prom is supposed to be the most magical night of our

lives. Except there's no boat.

So we can still make our own memories.

Let's all go skinny dipping or streaking.

Wait, how come everything they do in teen movies involves getting naked?

Yeah, I don't really feel like doing any of that.

Okay, sad sack.

What's up?

Jack and I broke up because of prom, remember?

I'm pretty sure there was some other stuff in there, too. Yeah, but now

no prom and no Jack.

What if we were meant to be and I messed it all up for this?

Okay, come with me. Are we gonna eat pizza? Because fair warning, I'm getting

the one with french fries on it.

No, we're going to Jack's house. What? Why?

So you can tell her how you feel.

Come on, Marino. If we're not going to skinny dip or streak, the next best teen

movie thing we can do is march over to your ex's house and put your heart on

line.

Okay.

Let's do this.

Dude, I need your help. The boat didn't show up. I know. I know.

I'm following it on faith range. All right, listen to this. This is my

This prom reminds me of a deflated balloon.

But I have a question for you.

Did it sink?

Please tell me to both think. No, I confirmed it for the wrong year.

You have to help me fix this.

Oh, do I?

You're going to let down the whole school because you're mad at me?

You're the president.

You're the king of getting out of sticky situations. I can't do this without

you.

Not so fun when your bro won't help, is it?

Ow! What was that for? Help Dallas!

He's leaving.

He made it pretty clear he doesn't want to be my friend.

Yeah, well, with that attitude, I wouldn't want to be either.

Do you really want your memory of prom night to be barbecue with your mom?

Hey,

I may have a plan.

I can make it through.

And if I hold out, I know I can make it through.

I know I can make it through.