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You're never gonna fly until you're thin.

You just have to put your faith in him. The lady can give you everything you

need.

Even if you don't get that redneck beat.

I'll ride for him, he rides for me. In ways I'll probably never see.

But that's okay.

I just gotta believe, believe, believe, believe.

That's okay.

I just gotta believe, believe, believe, believe.

I just gotta believe.

That's the best we've ever sounded.

All right.

Here we go.

Wow. What?

What, what?

Well, I figured you of all people wouldn't care about the no PDA rule.

Well, no, it's just... Well, the bell's gonna ring in a couple minutes, and I

just want to get that high harmony nailed.

Look at you.

Actually participating in gym class.

Yep. New unit, new attitude.

Too bad. I was really getting into your excuses.

Too many spider bites is my favorite. Hey, I had to. I mean, dodgeball was

brutal in my anxiety.

But now I've got my eyes on the prize.

What? To get in shape for Zig?

Oh, shut up. I'm trying to ignore that.

Ignore the crush you have on the buff guy who bunks at your place. Yeah,

a bad idea.

I mean, after everything with the break -in at my house, it'd be nice to bring

home a good mark to my mom.

Okay?

Ladies, big surprise today.

Our new unit will be salsa dancing.

And A will be on too easy.

Should be false to face.

And here's the surprise.

Your partners will be from the boys' class.

Let's hit the dance floor.

Maya, you'll be with Tristan.

Your nemesis. The plot thickens.

Maybe I can make it work.

If you stood here, you might see smiling faces. But I see a mess of genes

expressed in wild and woolly ways.

I'm pretty sure we can't do our project on your boyfriend's jeans.

We've been together for three weeks. Shouldn't he want to kiss me? He

Well, not like Drew used to, at least.

I mean, he never wanted to stop kissing me.

That's how it was with Jack.

No, you can do this, Imogen.

So, what do you think Jonah's deal is? Is it possible he's so into religion

because he's trying to pray the gay away?

Oh, come on. Sometimes people are in the closet.

Jack is with her parents.

You really think he's gay?

Only one way to find out.

Ask.

Did you know that boys are three times more likely to end up in the ER than

girls? I believe it. Dallas is always doing dumb things that get him hurt. You

mean awesome things.

That gets you hurt.

Well, Connor never hurts himself.

Why would I jeopardize my health? I just calculate the risk and act accordingly.

See? All boys are different.

You don't know how your son's going to be until he gets here.

No, Eli and I have read about the creative boy, the rambunctious boy, the

boy, the angry boy. We have learned communication techniques, calming

techniques.

So you think you're ready?

Great. I've got an interview with a hockey coach.

My man might go to Brown.

Well, it's a big might.

But I've got Rocky tonight and the Torreses have this thing. Plus, Ellie's

her physics test tomorrow.

You want Eli and I to watch him? Yeah, just for a couple of hours.

Unless you aren't really ready.

No. No, we're ready to do this for the rest of our lives. A couple of hours

should be no problem.

Okay, great.

At least you make a cute couple, don't you think?

Mm -hmm.

What about these two?

Well, aren't those both dudes?

Is there a problem with that?

Yeah. They can't have offspring, and then we won't be able to map their

genetic combinations.

Well, but in life, what do you think about two guys together?

I, uh, think that's kind of beautiful.

Really? Yeah.

Two ripped hunks rubbing their oily muscles against each other.

I'm not gay, Becky.

Then why didn't you want to kiss me this morning?

Do you know what it means to be straight edge?

It means I abstain from smoking, drinking, drugs, and from sex.

I'm not talking about sex. But in my experience, if you're not careful,

where Kenny leads.

So you've had...

With how many girls? I'm not a virgin, Becky.

It's probably best to leave it at that.

That's behind me.

I'm abstinent now. I'm with you.

Yeah, you don't even want to kiss.

Oh, I want to kiss you.

So badly.

All the time.

Really? But any more than we did this morning and who knows what might happen.

Move those hips, people.

Looking good.

Uh, you stomped on my toe. Sorry, I was trying to get the moves right. Well, I

think it's broken.

It's not broken. We're way behind. You know how to do the step -to -step

It won't wiggle. This little piggy definitely needs to be a doctor.

Okay, just put this here. You know I'm the guy, right? Which means I'm supposed

to lead. That big surprise, Maya Matlin sticking her nose where it doesn't

belong.

There's the bell.

You know, I thought this unit would be an easy A and I could improve my grade,

but is there any part of my life you won't ruin?

So, totally not gay. Turns out Jonas had sex with goodness knows how many girls.

Niners, earmuffs.

Um, I'm in grade 10.

Okay, we need a break anyway. Take five. Can I stay? This sounds juicy.

So,

he likes me.

But he only wants to kiss me, and only a little. Well, that's perfect for you,

right? You're saving yourself for marriage. I know, but when we kiss, I

these impulses. Like, I want to do more. I want to grab him, and I want to put

my hands under his shirt and... Oh, my gosh. I'm

such a pervert.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.

What would God say? Go get some, girl.

Probably he talks like that, right?

Hey, look.

I don't want to lose my virginity, but I really like him. So what if I don't

want to stop at just kissing anymore?

You do realize there's other things you can do besides kissing?

What did you and Jack do?

You want me to explain what we did?

The water fountain's broken.

I have to get back to rehearsal.

What am I supposed to do?

Talk to him. Figure it out together.

How do I talk to him when I don't even know what I'm talking about? You're a

girl. Look it up.

Rocky, Rocky, please put your pants back on, okay?

Oh, okay.

What do you need? Are you hungry, frustrated, angry? What do you need?

Honey, I'm home.

Thank goodness.

Can you... I got this.

Hey, buddy, I got a surprise for you, okay?

Okay. Yeah.

Are you ready?

Is that a gun?

Yeah, a water gun.

What's the big deal?

You can't just... Give someone else's kid a gun.

Yeah, but look, it's totally occupying him. No, you have to take it away.

I do? You gave it to him.

Fine.

Rocky, look, pal, um, I gotta take the gun back, okay?

Claire doesn't think you should have it.

Are you kidding?

I hate you.

Eli!

What do I do?

Do man's bitch partners say I'm like a super big homophobe or something?

Or you could try to, I don't know, actually dance with him.

You don't get it. Tristan hates me.

You can do one to the right and then to the left. Ready? One, two, three. One,

two, three. Look at that. You got it.

I just learned more in 30 seconds than I did in an entire class. Trust me. Well,

three reasons. One,

my hips don't lie.

Two, I did this unit last term, B -plus.

And three, you trust me.

That's been so long.

And open.

You want to make things work, you're going to have to take that risk.

Stop ignoring your problems with Tristan and just be honest about them.

No matter how painful it might be.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a much more difficult dance to conquer.

Trigonometry.

You're not done. Don't you have to present in, like, ten minutes?

Don't you think I know that?

Are you okay?

You told me to look up... sex things on the Internet.

I saw something.

Oh, boy.

You and Jack didn't... No?

What about... Becky?

What? Sites that you go on. All of them. With people doing things in every

imaginable... You know what? Maybe Jonah's got it right. Maybe we just

and I stop having these feelings.

I don't think it's that easy. That is.

It has to be.

You call for a practice and you're not even changed yet?

Unbelievable.

Okay, I want to be able to let you lead.

But before I can do that in dance, I have to be able to do that in life.

What does that even mean?

Just tell me how you feel about me. So you can tell me I'm wrong for feeling

that way? I won't say anything.

Please just sit.

I hate how you always think you know what's best for me.

You don't.

This year...

You've taken away everything good I've had in my life.

First it was Grant and maybe that wasn't perfect but you shouldn't have blabbed.

And then I get Miles.

Miles.

And you butt in and make him fall in love with you again and you don't even

him. You get to have this perfect little life and all these guys in love with

you and what do I get?

Nothing.

The worst part is, when you betrayed me, I lost my best friend.

So, I didn't even have anyone I could talk to about it.

Sorry.

My life isn't perfect, you know.

Especially without you in it.

Really?

I needed you too, Tris.

Can we try and fall in love?

Hey.

Hey. Are we cool?

Yeah, definitely.

No problemo. Okay, because our studio time's tonight, and I don't want it to

awkward after our conversation.

No, you were right. Just kissing is a -okay.

We're good.

Becky and Jonah, my little lambs, are you ready to wow us?

Ladies and gentlemen, here are Becky and Jonah sharing about sheep.

Light.

Okay, so the black sheep can mean the bad seed in the family, but it's also a

creature that can give us clues about genetic inheritance.

Becky, the chart.

Oh, I forgot to load the site.

Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

I'm afraid I have to plead that Keith's the principal.

Okay, I think this is part A.

Well, it looks like a C to me.

You should just do this on your own.

Well, I thought we were building it together.

Isn't that the point? But what if I screw it up?

And the A is where the C is supposed to be, and the whole thing collapses on the

baby. This isn't about the crib.

What if I was wrong about the gun?

You're still on about that?

What if it was fine for Rocky to have it, and now that I've made it such a big

deal, he covets guns forever?

Yeah, but what if you were right all along, and he shouldn't have had it in

first place?

See, I don't know what the right answer is. Well, maybe there is a right answer.

Maybe there's just... right for us.

And that is?

How about only water guns that don't look like real guns?

Okay. And we'll have rules?

Like no pointing at people's faces?

See? We can do this. It's okay.

The real mistake we made was not talking about it beforehand.

Hey, Mom?

I'm so sorry.

Sorry. Well, with that new principal, you're lucky you only got two days'

detention, young lady. I said I'm sorry. What more can I say? Tell me you were

not actually doing any of that filth. No, of course not.

But I want to.

Not all of it.

Definitely not.

But I have a boyfriend, and I like him. You're too young. You're not everybody,

Rebecca. I know.

I'm a good Christian girl.

But that doesn't mean I don't get feelings.

And I know God doesn't want me to act on it. But he also gave them to me, right?

This is so confusing.

Conversation like this might have kept your brother out of the trouble he's in

now. What do you want to know?

Will I go to hell if I do it? Do what?

Not it, it, but kissing and other things?

It's never simple.

When you get that close with someone, you build strong emotional bonds that...

It can really hurt your heart.

Would God be mad?

That is a conversation you'll have to have with him, honey.

Okay. If you can't talk honestly about this stuff with your boyfriend, then...

You are definitely not ready.

Okay.

So, I take it things went well with Trish?

Yes, and thanks.

You know, it is important to be honest about your feelings. Exactly.

Which is why, um...

I need to be honest about something with you.

I can't fix your other problem. What's my other problem?

Oh, your two left feet.

I'll show you my two left feet.

Whoa! Calm down. You can't even kick with them. Yes, I can.

You just wait.

My sister showed me some taekwondo.

Well, try it, Marlon. Just try it.

Just call her a hardworking mom who brings home the burgers priest.

Can you hear me?

Burgers priest. I thought you'd be excited. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks, mom.

It's like we're getting worse.

What's happening?

I have to talk about something.

Can we turn off the mic?

Yeah, no problem.

Thanks.

About what I saw in your browser history today?

Kind of.

I like you, Jonah.

A lot. And when we kiss, I feel like I'm about to explode.

So just kissing isn't enough?

I don't think so.

But if I let go with you, I know how quickly it can escalate.

But it doesn't have to.

I'm not going to have sex until marriage. You can trust that I'm not

let it go that far. How far do you want it to go?

I don't really want to have that discussion in front of Randy.

Okay, let's kill this take and talk about it after.

Okay.

Becky? Yeah.

Ready?

I'm ready.

Anything good?

There's a couple.

I need to double -check something.

Okay, how about Play -Doh?

It promotes unlimited creativity.

You don't mind the smell?

Okay, fine, let's see, yes.

Okay, ah, pirate costumes.

You really want to promote that kind of criminality?

Oh, yeah. The peg leg, the eye patch. It's a great look.

Maybe Halloween.

We'll talk about it. May I?

Yeah.

I'm afraid I have some upsetting news.

I've double -checked the battery on the device.

And we still have for the test to run on the baby, but I'm no longer hearing a

heartbeat.

I can make it through.

And if I hold out my love, I know I can make it through.

I know I can make it through.