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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:09,860 Why? You shouldn't have. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,120 Uh, I didn't. It's for my date with Becky. 3 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:14,760 But she's in Florida. What are you going to do, mash her through the screen? 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,380 I ordered a pizza to her house, too. Now buzz off. 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:19,880 Fine. 6 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:25,920 Welcome to Chez Tora's, madame. 7 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,560 Oh, Adam, what's the special occasion? 8 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:32,240 Just spicing up our nightly FaceTime date. 9 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,300 I thought I'd surprise you with... Hey, Bex. 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,340 Hey. Good calling, Laza. 11 00:00:39,559 --> 00:00:42,240 Adam. That's how they deliver pizza in Florida? 12 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,479 No, silly. 13 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,480 That's Todd. 14 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:45,700 Hey, man. 15 00:00:45,820 --> 00:00:47,500 I ran into the pizza guy outside. 16 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,260 He's here to pick me up for church group. 17 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,720 It's on in the yard. 18 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:55,340 But we FaceTime every night. Sorry, I must have forgotten to mention it, but 19 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:57,920 I'll make it up to you. We'll do three hours tomorrow. 20 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:01,020 Kisses. 21 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,240 Don't worry, man. 22 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:05,660 I'll take care of her. 23 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:10,390 Now can I have his leg? 24 00:01:11,150 --> 00:01:13,930 Come on, Todd got one. Who the hell is Todd? 25 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:18,730 I think that's the guy stealing your girlfriend. 26 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,100 not skipping class again i told you i'm sick oh yeah what are your symptoms 27 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:49,000 fever runny nose i thought you were supposed 28 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,740 to be an actor i'm fine i'm not sick i just can't stand to watch miles french 29 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,860 zoey all over french school anymore they gross me out too but you can't let this 30 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:58,600 ruin your whole trip that's easy for you to say because you didn't find love 31 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:03,180 just have it snatched away from you by some west drive sorry just four days ago 32 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:06,060 you were like her biggest fan yeah and now she's dead to me finney 33 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,520 Come on. Just come. For me. It's not like they're going to make out in class. 34 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:14,780 You want symptoms? 35 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,620 I'm going to barf. 36 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,880 Tristan. 37 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:25,660 Winston. 38 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,820 You need to talk to Miles for me. 39 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:30,860 Original. Getting the best friend to reveal your crush. 40 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,520 What? 41 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,960 No. It's the PDA with Zoe. 42 00:02:35,450 --> 00:02:37,910 And you want me to... Tell him to stop? 43 00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:42,290 Yeah. Ask Miles to stop doing something and he goes twice as hard. Unless you 44 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:43,790 want to walk in here and find a mattress. 45 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:47,170 You... gotta be away. 46 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,700 Pretty sure public embarrassment is illegal now. 47 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:07,940 Nice try, though. 48 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:31,520 Adam, my phone won't stand up. 49 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,860 No problem, babe. 50 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,780 Best night ever. 51 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,420 Yeah, with my girlfriend. 52 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,820 That's your girlfriend? 53 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:41,460 Pretty. 54 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:43,580 I have a girlfriend, too. 55 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:44,820 Madison. 56 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,900 Don't ever let her go to Florida. 57 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:50,460 Who's that guy? 58 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,060 That's a pizza stealer named Todd. 59 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,540 I hope Madison never finds Todd. 60 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,820 Me, too, Colton. Me, too. 61 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:03,520 Okay, so the trick is getting the first two to stand on their own. 62 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:07,700 You try. 63 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,180 More pictures? 64 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:17,700 Are you kidding me? 65 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,940 Hey, Colton, does it look like he's... Colton? 66 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,840 Imogen? Where's Colton? 67 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,740 You lost a camper? 68 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:41,450 Chemo done for the day, hospital food choked down. I'm ready. Tell me all 69 00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:42,450 Leo. 70 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,950 He's pretty good. 71 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:46,650 Pretty good? 72 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,530 You practically floated in here after your date last night. 73 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:53,330 For you, not from me. 74 00:04:53,850 --> 00:05:00,430 Leo, can't wait to see you again. Let me make you dinner tonight, Leo. 75 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:05,150 Oh no, the cute French guy who works at a cafe wants to cook you a romantic 76 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,150 French dinner. 77 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,700 Worried about all the cream sauces? 78 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:10,720 They're fattening. No, it's not dinner I'm worried about. 79 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:12,880 It's dessert. 80 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,140 Oh. 81 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:19,580 You're not ready? No, I'm too ready. I really like Leo. I just don't want to 82 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,200 rush things, you know? Just tell him you'd rather do something else on your 83 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,580 date. Yeah, but I tried that already. 84 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:26,180 With Dave. 85 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,400 And with Drew. 86 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,380 And with Johnny, and that didn't really work out too well. Jeez, why don't you 87 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:34,600 just strap on a chastity belt? 88 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:35,840 You got one. 89 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:41,150 Colton? Colton, this isn't funny. 90 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:44,450 Colton! Hey, baby bro. Shouldn't you be with your campers? 91 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:47,230 I lost one. 92 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:48,570 Colton, have you seen him? 93 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:50,070 Sorry, what do you mean you lost him? 94 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,110 It's not a wallet. He couldn't have gotten far. 95 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:54,430 I only checked his Instagram for a sec. 96 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:58,290 You couldn't stop obsessing over stupid Becky for two stupid minutes. Campers 97 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:00,670 come first, Adam. I know. Just help me find him. 98 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:02,490 Something's gonna kill me. 99 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,540 then I'm going to come back from the dead, and I'm going to zombie kill you. 100 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:08,260 know it sounds awesome, Adam, but trust me, it's not going to be. 101 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,760 Oh, God. 102 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,740 You were fast, little man. 103 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,760 Colton, you okay? Where'd you go? I found him with another group. I went to 104 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,700 check that my girlfriend didn't find a Todd. 105 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,740 I bonked my head. 106 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,660 Alice, can you please take him to the nurse? 107 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,020 It's okay, I got it. No, you're in the penalty box. 108 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:34,110 This isn't hockey. Go to the resource center and wait there till I talk to 109 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:36,430 Simpson. If you tell Simpson, I'll get fired. 110 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:39,650 Well, if I don't tell him and Colton tells his parents that he roamed free, 111 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,650 get fired. 112 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:44,190 Drew, I can't lose this job. You know what, Adam? You kind of deserve to. It's 113 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:46,830 the only thing keeping me from going totally insane over Becky. 114 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:48,090 Fine. 115 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:50,690 Try and convince Simpson it was just an honest mistake. 116 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:54,650 Thank you, thank you, thank you. But if he keeps you on, no more phone, no more 117 00:06:54,650 --> 00:06:58,290 hasty gram, and no more B -word. You got it? I got it. I swear. 118 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:40,800 Maya, the cap had French toast and regular toast. But since we're in 119 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,360 doesn't that also make it French toast? So weird, right? 120 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:45,140 Maya? 121 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,560 Oh, what are you doing? 122 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,200 Oh, you're just in time for the show. 123 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,220 You're going to play a bucket? 124 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,300 Okay, so many miles of second face up front. 125 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,300 I'm gonna douse that flame. 126 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,520 You little devil woman. 127 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,440 Attention, we won't have to watch them kiss. 128 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:28,860 This is the camp, Samurai. 129 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,300 You join a gang yet? Get a tattoo? 130 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,200 Learn how to play the harmonica? 131 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:38,799 What? No, I'm waiting to see if Stinson gives me the chair. 132 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,000 Ooh, that's the guy making news on Becky? 133 00:08:42,659 --> 00:08:43,659 You know about Todd? 134 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,700 Yeah, Colton's very worried about your relationship. 135 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:48,930 You really think Becky's cheating? 136 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:52,510 Why don't you just talk to her? I went local when I couldn't tell Fiona how I 137 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:53,510 felt about her leaving. 138 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:55,830 Then when you told her, she broke up with you. 139 00:08:56,890 --> 00:08:57,890 Right, that's true. 140 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:02,050 I should just delete all these stupid photos. You know her password? 141 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:03,710 Yeah, it's the same for everything. 142 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,890 Including face ring. Okay, you're not going to log in? 143 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,770 Only to see what Becky and Todd are saying to each other. That was just dumb 144 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:12,830 stuff. Good. 145 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,870 Then I can know and stop worrying. 146 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,400 This is the worst idea ever. 147 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,380 Whoa. 148 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,020 That's not all just dumb stuff, is it? 149 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:33,920 187 chats! 150 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,980 But none of them seem romantic. 151 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:38,620 Becky tells Todd everything. 152 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:45,220 Correction. Not everything. The name Adam comes up zero times. Maybe she uses 153 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:46,540 nickname for you. Search. 154 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:50,110 My hunky BF, or hot pants. 155 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,810 Never thought I'd call Becky on Facebook. Okay, if Miss Florida doesn't 156 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:58,190 appreciate the cute, funny, clever guy you are, then she clearly doesn't 157 00:09:58,190 --> 00:09:59,190 you. 158 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,650 Whoa, what happened to your girlfriend? 159 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,950 Uh, I think she got a tod. 160 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:07,030 Well, at least you have a job. 161 00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:08,410 You worked it out with Simpson? 162 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:11,690 Yep, but you're on probation, so no more screw -ups. Better go plan tomorrow's 163 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:13,110 activity. See you later, buddy. 164 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,530 Good news, kid. 165 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,800 You're sprung. 166 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:19,300 Let's pop the two scowls. Are you kidding? 167 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,400 I can't just let this guy ruin my life. So what are you going to do? 168 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,260 I'm going to send this Todd a message. 169 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:30,540 Doors open. 170 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,260 Hey, you. 171 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:36,820 Right, 172 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,980 um, I brought my friends. 173 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:44,890 Double date, is that okay? 174 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:47,730 Doesn't look like there's enough food. 175 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,290 I think I can stretch it. 176 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,030 Ali, can you give me a hand? 177 00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:59,290 Is this a North American thing, bringing friends on a date? 178 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,190 Um, they're having problems. 179 00:11:01,450 --> 00:11:03,470 Like, serious relationship problems. 180 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:08,130 Really? Yeah, they're, like, pulling away from each other physically, so I 181 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:11,370 thought they could benefit from hanging out with a couple as great as that. 182 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:13,780 You think we're good? 183 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:15,920 Yes. We can lead by example. 184 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,440 So, can they stay? 185 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,460 Of course. 186 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:29,740 Oui, 187 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:31,760 madame. 188 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,250 Hey, it's like we're in Les Mis. 189 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:57,809 Nice try. 190 00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:58,810 But perny fingers? 191 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:00,490 Not a good look. 192 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:10,090 Hey, Tris, I know this is all my fault, okay? But don't abandon me. 193 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,870 I'm just gonna find rubber gloves. 194 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,110 Chill. 195 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:23,090 What kind of crazy person dumps a bucket of water on a teacher? 196 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,200 You've done worse. 197 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:29,080 I'm just glad your aim wasn't better. I have no idea what you're talking about. 198 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,320 Oh, no? 199 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,340 Because it seems like that bucket had my name on it. Not you. 200 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,220 You and your girlfriend. 201 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:37,120 I wouldn't call Zoe my girlfriend. 202 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,140 Oh, so you just make out with whoever? 203 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,280 Whoever asks nicely. 204 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,440 So I have to go away. 205 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,119 You're right. 206 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,980 I wouldn't kiss you with my dog's lip. 207 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,820 So you're just hell -bent on stopping me from kissing someone else? It was for 208 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:52,820 Tristan. 209 00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,370 You kicked him, Miles. 210 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,630 You got his hopes up. 211 00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:01,790 And now you're making him watch you and Zoe grope each other in every nook and 212 00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:05,310 cranny of the entire school. You know, he can't even stand to come to class 213 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:06,310 anymore. 214 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:15,590 Look what you did. 215 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:19,550 Wait, wait. 216 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:21,870 You sure you don't want to kiss me? 217 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,800 So you're going to impersonate Becky and tell Todd to go scram. 218 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,120 It's the only way I can get rid of him without letting her know I broke into 219 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,400 account. Does anyone else think this is sketchy? As long as he does it after 220 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,640 camp hours, I don't care. 221 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,840 That seems smart. As long as it sounds like Becky and deleted from her outbox 222 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,840 right after. 223 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:44,900 Right. 224 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,280 Okay. 225 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:52,820 Dear Todd, there's something I need to tell you. No, that's too smart. 226 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,100 Becky's very bubbly. 227 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,280 It's going to be like, sorry, Tony, I should have told you about my snitch 228 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,280 buddy, Adam. 229 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,180 Glad you think this is funny. 230 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:09,640 I have a boyfriend named Adam, but I don't mention him much because I know 231 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,539 like me. 232 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,720 Because you would count it as 18 -inch biceps. 233 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,240 Next. 234 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,840 Um, but I'm totally in love with him. 235 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,240 But I'm totally in love with him. 236 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,320 You need... To stay away from me, please respect my choice. 237 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,600 What do you think? 238 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,979 Love it. 239 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:29,980 It's not going to work. 240 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,559 Why not? 241 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,760 Sounds like her. And it's going to sound like her when she tells Todd she didn't 242 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,760 send it. 243 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:40,320 But I'm deleting it from her outbox. How will she know? She'll know when he asks 244 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,320 her about it. 245 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,460 Also, please never speak to me again. 246 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,180 P .S. Wear a shirt. 247 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,740 Sign her a dirt bag. 248 00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:54,910 Let's celebrate at our house. Pizza's on me. 249 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,290 Sweet. 250 00:14:58,510 --> 00:14:59,510 Knock, 251 00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,550 knock. 252 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:12,870 Special delivery. 253 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:17,750 One best friend who's really, really sorry. 254 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,710 Tris? 255 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:25,910 Please talk to me. 256 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,430 I really didn't mean to tell Miles. 257 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,410 Then why did you? 258 00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:37,990 Well, he kept saying I liked him. 259 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,230 Do you? 260 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,350 Of course not. 261 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:46,570 But you still had to sell me out to prove your point. No, that's not what 262 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,570 happened. It is. 263 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,610 This morning, I could pretend I wasn't feeling well. 264 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:53,710 Now Miles knows I'm just a lovesick puppy. 265 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,170 It's mortifying. I can fix it. 266 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:57,610 No, thank you. 267 00:15:58,570 --> 00:15:59,570 We're done. 268 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:03,950 Wait. 269 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,530 What does that mean? 270 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:10,050 I'm not going to sign for your best friend package. 271 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,150 Return to sender. 272 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,790 This sausage is amazing. 273 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,950 You like it? I have plenty more if you want. Oh, no, it's okay. 274 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,250 So, how long have you two been together? 275 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,510 Um, a couple of months. 72 days. 276 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,370 Counting the days. This one is very romantic. 277 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:40,310 10 dinners, 5 walks to no predetermined destination, 12 movies, 19 if you 278 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:42,650 include the stay -at -home ones. I don't. Jenna does. 279 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:47,150 So, Leo, we've only been doing the touristy parts of Paris. 280 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:48,810 Is there anywhere special that we're missing? 281 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:52,270 Well, if you really want to be alone, I recommend Le Parc des Buttes Chauvins. 282 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,090 It has many secluded spots. 283 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:56,850 Perfect if you wanted to get intimate with each other. 284 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,650 Like sex? 285 00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,810 In a park? 286 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:01,890 If you like. 287 00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:03,930 No, no, I don't want to have sex. 288 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:05,829 Connor. 289 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,050 What? 290 00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:12,550 I hate even thinking about sex. The touching, the textures, the smell. 291 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,510 It just makes me queasy. 292 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,730 Well, you can't even think about it? Not even with me? 293 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,510 Connor. What? 294 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:23,109 Isn't that why we're here? So you don't have to have sex with Leo? 295 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:32,330 I feel not attracted to you. 296 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:35,410 Are you kidding? I'm crazy attracted to you. You're cute. 297 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:36,710 You love science. 298 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,390 And when I'm with you, I feel so special. 299 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,570 But you got your friends over, so we wouldn't make out. 300 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,650 It's not you. It's me. 301 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,050 Ah, I know that one from American movies. 302 00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:50,130 Are we breaking up? No. 303 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,400 I'm just scared that if I move too fast, I'll ruin everything. 304 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,820 Fast, slow, standing still. 305 00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:58,300 As long as I'm with you, nothing can ruin this. 306 00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,760 Are you sure? 307 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,360 It means I promise. 308 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:13,100 Do you know what that means? 309 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,900 No, but it sounds sexy. 310 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,580 It's a famous French quote. It means... 311 00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:22,610 Love is not looking at each other, but looking in the same direction. 312 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:25,110 Yeah, but it's the only way to kiss you. 313 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:36,830 With Todd gone, I am so ready to focus on teaching those kids everything I know 314 00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:37,749 about camping. 315 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,130 How do you pee your pants when you see a garter snake? 316 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,790 That was once, and I was like six. 317 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:48,780 Damn, it's not me. 318 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,380 50 texts to Ali, not one back. 319 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,180 Guys, it's me, Becky. 320 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,480 Hey, Adam. My plans fell through, so call me when you can. 321 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,800 Guys, I think it worked. 322 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,040 Yay. 323 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,340 Hey, Bex. Miss you. 324 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,800 Aw, miss you too. 325 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,920 Super weird day, though. FaceRange said someone accessed my account from 326 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,920 Toronto. 327 00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:19,250 Face range is so buggy, though, so I'm sure it's nothing. 328 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:24,030 Oh, except that Todd got a message from my account that I didn't send. 329 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,250 Wow, that's crazy. 330 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,190 You should email tech support. 331 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,570 I know it was you, Adam. 332 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:30,910 What? 333 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,570 Okay, I had to. How could you? 334 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:40,050 You're out parading in a bikini with that shirtless idiot. So he's just a 335 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,610 friend. Oh, for now. 336 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,590 What is that supposed to mean? 337 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:46,110 He's trying to get with you. But I'm... 338 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:49,950 trying to be gotten with if you were worried about todd then you should have 339 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:56,190 talked about it with me like i did with you about imogen i know it's just what 340 00:19:56,190 --> 00:20:02,110 you'd rather break into my account go behind my back and lie to me please 341 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:07,850 be mad i would never cheat adam it's a sin and i can't believe you think i 342 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:12,610 let's just forget about it i'm an idiot okay let's just laugh it off 343 00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:17,129 Becky, please. 344 00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:19,770 I love you. 345 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,550 There's no love without trust, Anna. 346 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,550 If you won't talk to me, then you obviously don't trust me. 347 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,250 No. Becky, wait. 348 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,450 I'm sorry. 24889