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What did Mo say?

I learned the lyrics how you guys gave me off by heart.

Maya, please. I hate secrets.

Zig.

So, so sorry.

You're officially a member of Whisper Hug.

No freaking way.

What'd I miss? Oh, you know, your boyfriend is just the lead singer of a

band. I knew it.

Must you two do this?

Everything's coming up, Tori. Today, my sweetie became a rock star, and tomorrow

we celebrate our... Our... Four -month... Four -month anniversary. We

No. In fact, I was planning a big surprise.

Oh, my God. I love surprises. You know I love surprises.

We should get dressed up. I could wear my new dress, and you can wear anything

except those uniform khakis. Why? What's wrong with them?

The only other guy who still wears them is your buddy, Damon.

And that's because he can't afford anything else.

If you want, I can help you pick out a pair.

Uh, no, no, that's okay. I got it.

Thank you.

We made it.

Eleven hours on a bus.

But traveling all night was worth it. I'm so excited to see my girlfriend.

Well, girlfriend, I mean we've only kissed once.

That's my ride.

Oh, thank you.

So I bring your discount on chocolate bars today?

Touch anything and you die.

Relax, man.

New jeans.

Your rich girlfriend bought them for you?

Lost and found, fine.

What do you think for Tori?

Mac and cheese was always her favorite. Nah.

What about these?

I'll make you eat them.

Look, this is serious, okay?

I really want to impress her.

Man, I don't know how you hang around with those rich kids.

Their parents buying all their phones and video games and shiny new shoes.

We gotta get to school.

Hey, Mom.

Do we have any of those hair clips for girls?

Don't worry about it.

I always worry.

He doesn't think mothballs are going to impress his girlfriend.

Why don't you bring her here?

Just wait.

These just came in.

For real of it.

Much better than multiple.

I don't care if our families hate each other's gut.

I love you.

Oh my gosh, I have lines on every page.

Oh, Romeo's name is in the title. That should have been your first clue.

I only joined this musical to do something while you were busy sciencing.

And now I'm the star.

Well, you'll be amazing. And knock everybody's Shakespearean socks off.

Yeah. You could be looking at the next Will Smith.

Just stay away from your leading lady, okay?

Who is your Juliet? Because I hate her already.

I don't know. Last I heard of you, I was still doing callbacks.

It doesn't matter whoever she is, because you're my only Juliet.

Well, I might get jealous watching your romance. I'm super haughty on stage.

It's just acting, baby.

Hey.

Uh, sorry.

Terrible timing.

No problem.

Dave, I've been looking for you. This is... Tristan. Nice to meet you. I

you two should meet since you'll be working closely together on the musical.

Closely? Very closely.

Romeo, this is your Juliet.

I can't believe we only have two classes together.

We have the same study period.

Maybe I should transfer into your calculus class. It's too late to change.

Oh, I wish I hadn't come back a week late.

You had to help your mom adjust to house arrest.

How's she doing, by the way?

You're joining student council, right?

I might be busy with other things. Like what?

What's with the jock -a -thon?

Your locker's now in Hockey Player Central.

A mysterious neighbor finally appeared.

Didn't dream you'd be so hot, though.

Mike Dallas, and you are? The wrong tree to be barking up.

Terrible name. You should change it.

It's Fiona Coyne. Look, I'm flattered, but not interested.

Well, I love me a challenge.

And I love me girls.

No way. You're way too pretty.

My girlfriend.

She's a lesbian, and you're a lesbian?

Is this heaven? I thought it was high school.

Sorry, lady. I won't be able to buy this lesbian thing unless you prove it.

Let's see a kiss.

Ew.

Ew?

Yeah, ew.

Come on, just one kiss.

Sure.

We'll kiss each other.

After you kiss him.

I have to go.

Wait, are we having lunch together?

Can't. Band practice. You joined a band? That's so silly. Do you play an

instrument? Sort of. I got a friend.

That girl ain't no lesbian.

You're vile.

For your

love, I give up my name. I give up my world, cause you

are the flame.

Dave, are you okay?

Because I feel like you're not, um, feeling it. Yeah, I'm just warming up.

Warming up?

We've been doing this scene for an hour.

Look, I don't know if I can do this, okay? I'm not gay.

No offense.

None taken.

You're also not Italian.

You don't have to actually be in love with Jules. You just have to, uh,

Maybe be a little easier if you looked more like Ryan Gosling.

No offense.

Uh, offense.

I take offense.

I'm taking a granola break.

Look, I know I'm spreading this on you, but you're a good actor. It's too weird.

I mean, why'd you have to cast a dude as Juliet anyways?

You trying to make a statement or something? Yeah, I am.

Some people aren't okay with two dudes being in love.

Imagine if people hated on you for dating Allie.

Okay, yeah, that would seriously suck.

Okay, I'll try to make this work.

Okay, but I don't know how to play gay.

Just follow Tristan's lead.

Everybody stand up. Everybody needs you. This is it. This is ours. Come on,

shine through.

Every day I feel I'm trying to be someone.

Forgetting that someone.

Please be my someone.

That felt good.

That sounded good.

So when are we playing our first... Stadium show?

Easy. We only have one song, which our bassist hasn't learned because he's been

sick with a cold all week. Boo, Adam.

Plus, we need someone to learn the guitar part.

Me? No, I don't have an axe.

Now you do.

Teach you the chords after school.

Oh, I can't. I got an anniversary date.

Oh, how long?

Four months.

Is that a thing?

Yeah, for sure it is.

So, what'd you get her?

What? You really went all out, man.

I thought it was the thought that counts, right?

Well, Tori's thought was to spend her entire allowance from the past five

on you.

That's crazy.

She's crazy about you, Zig.

I'm sure you'll find the perfect thing.

Hey. How was the band practice?

Uh, Tori, we need to talk about our anniversary.

I already told you, I don't want any spoilers for the big day. I have to

Like, you mean schedule, or...? Well, the next few weeks, um, are really busy,

with the band and all, so, um... Hey, why don't we just celebrate our six

anniversary? I mean, four months isn't really a thing, right?

I know it's not a thing.

That's the point.

We were making it our thing.

Tori, you're making way too big a deal out of this.

I mean, there's more important things in the world.

Not to me.

Sorry for liking you so much.

So, Katie's out of student council prize. Who's in charge?

You and me, babe.

Okay, then we've got a lot of work to do because the event's calendar is blank.

I know.

Simpson thinks student council should make up for the botched pep rally by

including the hockey team in the next event.

But the hockey team hates student council, so stalemate.

I have such high expectations for this semester. What a letdown.

Aren't you in pigtails living happily ever after?

Imogen doesn't want to spend any time with me. All her classes are different,

and apparently she's in a band.

With perhaps?

That's Moe's band. Well, doesn't it bother you that the person you want to

all your time with is busy with something else?

You are being a static clang monster.

It's good that you and Imogen have different interests.

We need to throw a dance.

Agreed. That whisper hug and play at.

Man, Moe would freak out. I have to make this up to Imogen. I called the band

silly. So getting them to play the dance would be perfect.

You have to get the hockey team behind the dance idea.

Okay. Who's captain?

Guy named Dallas.

Mike Dallas.

Okay.

Time to make some progress on those visual historic timelines.

Find your groups and let's get working.

Maybe you should find another group.

Don't be ridiculous, Maya.

Well, Tori doesn't want to be around you right now.

Tori?

Did Tori find out you're broke and kick you out of a gossip girl gang?

She's expecting this fairytale anniversary and I had to cancel because

couldn't deliver.

Oh, Zig.

Only you learn.

When you want something, you take it.

If I want the latest phone, I take it.

Send new cans, I take them. Putting in the cap. I get it. You're a klepto.

But I don't want to go to jail.

You only go to jail if you get caught.

You're a whack man.

Maybe. But if you don't want Prince Victoria to dump your poor hood ass,

what you gotta do.

It's called the Dining Dash.

Hey,

you can jump right into the balcony scene right after this.

Great. I took your advice, and you took Derek from Happy Endings.

Derek from Happy Endings?

Hi, me.

Where did he go?

Hi, I'm over here.

Um, who's there?

I will not tell you my name.

Okay, stop, stop.

How was that?

Horrible. It was horrible. You cannot do that, right, Tristan?

Uh, yes, that was totally offensive.

I thought you believed in this plan. I do.

Okay, I wasn't trying to be offensive.

I was trying to be gay.

Hey, that wasn't gay.

That was a stereotype.

Yeah, Tristan's right.

Don't be gay.

Just be you.

A person in love.

With a dude?

Forget Tristan. Forget Jules.

Who do you love?

Ali, obviously.

There, yes.

Think about Ali.

Just picture her whenever you're saying this stuff.

I don't know if I can do this.

Find a way.

Hey, man. How was your date?

Did she dump you over that cheap bracelet?

Uh, Maya, can we talk?

Please.

I need your help with Tori.

No. No way. I'm not getting involved.

Maya, please. She won't even talk to me. Because you're ping -ponging with her

emotions. It's not cool. I know.

I know.

So why'd you cancel the anniversary?

She made it into such a big deal, and I guess I was worried I'd disappoint her.

You're such a doofus.

Does that mean I'll help?

What do you need me to do?

You are the sun, the moon in the night.

You are my everything.

Everything's alright. It won't take another summer, another spring, another

fall. Now I have you.

Don't need anything at all.

Okay, cut.

So?

You nailed it.

I just followed your advice. Think about the girl I love.

Sally. Boys, I think we have a hit on our hands.

Oh, Mike Dallas.

You own a coin.

Hey, you couldn't stay away. I'm here on business on behalf of student council.

Well, I'm the one not interested.

We'd like to throw a dance.

Don't care.

Something low -key and fun to boost school morale, and we want the Ice

be a part of it.

The last time student council wanted my team to be a part of something, We got

humiliated. Well, I wasn't here for that. Student council's on my watch now,

if you tell Simpson that your team backs this dance, you won't regret it.

Okay.

Well, I don't want to be involved in planning the dance, you know.

Keep an eye on things.

Okay. Sure, I can use the help.

I want something else.

A dance.

From you.

Lesbian. Still not convinced?

Okay, fine. One dance.

Paul's night at Little Mistakes.

It's just when I need to get over this big after.

I never want to see him again.

Do you think it's too late to switch out of his classes? You don't really mean

that, do you? Look.

What's he doing here?

Happy anniversary tour.

My cue to go. Not yet.

You said four -month anniversaries were stupid.

They aren't.

I am.

Being with someone that you really like it is scary They get to know you and all

your qualities good and bad I Guess I was scared that if you really get to

me you wouldn't like me anymore Now you can go

Why do I love you so much

you love me

That's really cool.

Me too.

Welcome to Little Mistakes, Niners.

What can I get you?

Um... Are you okay, Zik?

Yeah.

Get anything and everything you want.

My treat.

I knew you were the perfect Romeo.

So you're not jealous about me romancing Tristan on stage? Uh, not so much.

Anyways, I've got to get back to the lab, but I'll call you tonight.

You bet.

Hi.

Steve Turner, right?

I caught a wee bit of your rehearsal. You were... something else?

Uh... Thanks.

Too bad we didn't get to work on the musical together.

I heard you quit because of creative differences.

Something like that.

I had no idea when you auditioned that you were gay.

Oh, I'm not. I just play the part.

You're pretty convincing.

I wanted to give you this.

My dad's a minister, if you ever need to talk to someone.

Talk to someone about what?

Well, he'll be performing that musical every night in front of people, acting a

certain way.

It might affect you.

I have a confession.

Actually, forget it. I can't tell you. Oh, no. Now you have to tell me, or else

I'll have to get my tickle on. No, okay, okay, okay. No tickling.

I bought you the new iPad, but when you canceled our date, I returned

it.

I deserve that.

Maybe I could get it for you for our six months. No, no, don't.

I don't need anything except you.

Thank you.

Um, are you sure you don't want to split that?

No, I got it.

Um, why don't you meet me outside?

That's a gentleman.

Hey, kid.

Hey, kid, you forgot something.

All right, let's go.

Hi, yes. Hi, yes. We're running.

I'm just so excited.

Our date was amazing and full of energy.

Is everything okay?

Racing so fast.