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Hey, hold up.

You okay?

Owen broke a hole in my locker. Do I look okay? Riley, don't overreact. Who's

overreacting? I'm just gonna give him what he deserves. It sucks, I know, but

he's just trying to harass me through you. Let's report it to Simpson, put the

guns away, and talk.

Owen's an idiot, but we don't know for sure if it was him.

Okay, just take a deep breath.

Yeah, you're right.

You're right.

Hey, Riley.

Want to pick that up for me?

I mean, I'd do it myself, but if I bend over, you might get all excited.

Oh, and get lost.

Don't worry, I've got that. Riley, be cool, you know what?

Do that.

You're lucky you're on school property.

What?

Eli not liking me is one thing, but abandoning our group at the 11th hour,

unacceptable.

It's like he's got this big, dark secret. He's so confusing.

He is a weird one.

He talks to you?

Next time you see him, can you investigate for me?

Please.

So I've gone from third wheel to go between.

Adam? Claire?

Curious.

I see you took some liberties with the material.

You mean the last thing?

Juliet, I will join you in the afterlife.

Death, come quickly, so I can be with your ASAP.

Romeo, you drank the poisonous high -fructose cola beverage?

No!

Juliet could join Romeo in death, but instead decides he's not worth it and

chooses life.

Go, Juliet!

It's creative, but inaccurate. You are aware I can't accept this, right?

Doesn't follow the instructions.

Is Mr. Goldsworthy still in your group? Maybe he can help.

Sure. Okay.

He's already helped so much.

drop something wait up or else what gonna punch me too hey i defended you

without thinking of the consequences i want to think twice before messing with

you again you're just lucky there were no teachers around i can't believe after

all your anger management therapy you lose your temper like that but i didn't

was thinking clearly i'm glad i hit him you're kidding right fifth don't stop

ignorance how can i say this so you understand when you beat up a homophobe

only makes them more homophobic Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot. Then stop

using your fists and use your brain, Riley.

Talk to Owen. Listen, Owen wasn't going to learn unless he got punched. So I

taught him a lesson.

Case closed.

Keep it.

You're a genius.

I got a B+. All thanks to you.

Yeah, put her there.

We'll get that one day.

Gosh, I hope so.

Oh, wait, is that my first lesson on how to be cool like you that day today?

Okay, if you want to impress Anya, she'll bid on you at the bachelor

You're going to need one thing.

Bow tie.

The most important thing when talking to any girl is self -confidence.

Yeah, of course.

Amazing.

How do I get that?

If you know you're in charge, girls will know you're in charge. You got it?

All right, let's see. Talk to me about anything. What you ate for breakfast.

Oh, um, okay.

My mom made me blueberry pancakes.

All right, now let's man that up a bit.

Wish were delicious.

The map.

You best believe I cover those bad boys and no less than 100 % pure maple

Then I kind of got it all over my hands and I've stopped

we have some work to do

My

partners gone AWOL, can I re -edit the film on my own?

Yeah, that's okay Hey Claire, I liked your ending Even if it was off

What led you to that choice?

I just couldn't justify why Juliet would throw it all away for this one

impulsive boy.

Sure, he's cute, funny, witty, a little mysterious.

Um, this isn't about the film project, is it?

It's about me and Eli.

For the film project, we kissed.

But since then, he won't talk to me, look at me. He even skipped class this

morning.

Claire, sometimes a friendship can crumble under the stress of one person

wanting more than the other.

But if you can move on, you might be able to save that friendship. You do

want to be his friend, right?

I guess I'd rather have him in my life as a friend than not at all. Okay.

And it might help to hear from him why he doesn't feel the way you do.

Fun. Yeah, believe me, getting closure is never easy.

But you're strong.

Hey, I hope you've learned something.

Yeah. You're crazy.

I'm not. And you need to stop making gay jokes for the team.

Can you handle that?

Okay, so you punch me and then you want me to do what you say?

Man, you're a whack job.

You say one more thing, you've been remotely homophobic, and I mean the

little gig.

And you're what?

Let's just say I let you off easy yesterday.

Got it?

All right, now go over there and show Anya you know you're the man.

Yes, sir.

Yo.

Anya, you, me, the dot, smoothies, bam.

That's all right. Just be cool. Be cool.

Hi, Wesley.

What gives?

Sorry? I should hope so.

What's so important you got to ignore me for?

That was my mom. I have to pick her up after her radiotherapy today.

Well, I wish her all the best.

Got any more advice?

Yeah. Don't go to that auction.

This new issue of The Goon is preposterous.

I prefer the Chinatown saga.

Or they reveal the secret behind his horribly scarred face.

You would.

Claire wants to know what's up with all the mystery I Didn't say anything I

wouldn't do that, but you should she doesn't need to know

Can't you just tell her the girl is dying

Okay, she's just really hurting

and I'm trying to prevent her from hurting you worse later what the hell

talking about I I mean to her, I know.

I'm trying to distance myself.

I don't want to take her down this road. If there's any girl that can handle it,

it's Claire.

And you know it.

When I'm around her, all I can think about is getting her to kiss me.

Doesn't end well for me.

Eli. Just shut up and read your comic.

See? Told you he was dirty.

What happened?

I was coming to meet you. They jumped me.

What did you say to Owen?

I just wanted to make sure he got the point.

Are you threatening him?

So do you think he got the point?

I'm sorry. I didn't think. You don't think!

Let me help. Yeah, you've helped enough.

Okay? Just stop.

Dave! Don't bother me.

Have you seen Eli?

I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

You took off early.

Still avoiding me. Where'd he go?

Home, probably. Which is where?

I need closure if I'm going to get over this.

You know, Claire, maybe you should just give him some space.

So you did talk to him, and?

I knew I'd get stuck in the middle of this. Then drop the cloak and dagger

What aren't you telling me?

I promised I wouldn't say.

Hey, that's a limited edition.

And it's about to get even more limited, okay? We can do this the hard way or

the easy way.

Claire? His house. Where is it?

Kim, you didn't hear it from me.

It's not far from here.

Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?

Zane's the best person like ever. And I got him thrown into a dumpster. There's

nothing left to talk about. Not even about Owen being suspended?

People told Simpson what he wrote on the bus.

I should have been one of them.

Anya. Hi. Hold up.

Oh, sorry, Wesley. I'm busy. I've got that appointment with my mom. Remember?

I'll be quick.

I'd like to drop out of the bachelor auction. What? Why?

Because I'm not going to raise you any money.

If anything, I'm just going to cost you money.

Girls won't bid on a guy like me.

Drop out, man. It's not worth the heartache.

No. Wesley.

You're the type of guy that girls love.

You're sweet, nice, and yourself.

If you say so.

Damn it, Adam.

You found me.

Congratulations.

You can stop avoiding me now. I've taken the hint.

Then why are you here?

I need to know why you don't like me.

If we're going to be friends. Claire, come on. If you can't tell me that, then

don't think I can be around you anymore.

Maybe that's for the best.

Then we've wasted each other's time.

Wait.

Leave your bike here.

Why?

I think it's time to wait for a drive.

Riley, how did your date go last night?

Not good.

Oh, baby, what's wrong?

I tried, but I messed it up.

I'm not good enough.

Is this girl smart?

Too smart.

Then she'll see how great you are.

Just be yourself.

Mom,

I have something to tell you.

And I don't want you to freak out.

But this girl... She isn't exactly... Riley.

If she's not Greek, it's okay.

I just want grandkids.

Someday.

Oh.

I get it.

This is the part where you ditch me and I have to find my own way back home

because this is going to be the funniest joke ever.

Your messy life.

You're right.

I am.

I can't just be friends with you, Claire.

I like you too much.

But I can't be with you. I don't deserve to. It's just...

This is where I killed my girlfriend.

Excuse me?

Last year, we had a fight.

It got messy. I said things I shouldn't have.

She was really upset.

Took off on her bike in the night.

Got hit by a car.

I am so sorry.

Just like that, the closest person in my life was gone.

Because of me.

I had no idea.

fair.

How should I get to be happy?

Last dance.

So, congratulations, Allie. Come to mama.

Careful, we need him in one piece for season finals.

And our next bachelor on the block, Wesley Bettenkamp.

Let's start bidding at $1.

Do I hear $1?

$1.

Wesley, why don't you come and tell everyone a little bit about yourself?

Well, I like people.

And I'm good at science.

Well, it sounds like you're a really sweet guy, Wesley.

Yeah, that's what my mom tells me.

Do I hear $1?

You guys don't know what you're missing.

Wesley's a total cat.

I'll bid $2.

So I've got two. Do I hear three?

Come on, guys. $3 for this charming man. It's a bargain.

Going what?

Thanks, Drew. I couldn't have done it without you.

Actually, I think you just did.

10. Do I hear 15?

$15. Do I hear 20?

20 going what?

Going 20.

Hey, you got a strap, please?

Keep it short.

Don't want to miss my chance to get bought by a misguided Heather Poulot.

Shane, I like you.

I want another chance.

Riley.

One minute you're the sweet guy who makes me laugh.

The next you turn into a violent jock.

Which one are you?

I'm the first guy.

The sweet guy who likes you.

Then be that guy.

All the time.

Maybe then I can decide if I want to give you another chance.

eligible bachelors or as a friend of mine put it the best person like ever

do

i hear 15 15 do i

hear 20 20 30 30 to the guy in the painter's cap do i hear 35

Does anyone want to top that?

Going what?

Going twice?

Fifty.

Oh, hi.

Wow.

Fifty. Anyone?

Sold. This is dropping QB1.

afterlife Romeo.

Well done. Some very committed performances.

Still wish we could change the ending.

You mean that mess you tried to hand in? Juliet gives up on Romeo?

No.

In this version, Juliet gives Romeo some time.

You know, I can't help but notice that we're on speaking terms again.

What happened yesterday?

Nothing.

I told her about Julia.

Oh, thank God.

Didn't know how much longer I could keep that a secret.

Your idea for that new ending.

I like it.

Me too.

What are we going to do on our date?

About that. My schedule is pretty full.

I bought you fair and square. The whole school is my witness.

What are they going to think?

It's official.

What's official?

People are wondering if you're gay.

He was just helping out a teammate.

Cool. It's none of my business.

You don't have to cover for me.

I know.

It just bothers me that people feel entitled to an answer.

You're amazing.

I don't even know why you keep giving me chances.

Me neither.

But you keep trying, and if you didn't, that'd kind of suck.

What does that mean?

That means you got some date planning.