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Yeah!

Okay, everybody, listen up!

Good game, coach.

Great game.

I'm floored. You've really improved, buddy.

I've been training hard. And it shows.

Keep it up. Thanks, coach.

Too bad you didn't have a girl to celebrate with, huh?

Yeah, I've got girls.

Don't know which one to choose.

Looks like Derek's single.

Match made in heaven, brother.

Keep it.

Great game.

Didn't look like nothing.

You want to say anything to anyone?

No, I swear.

I've been taking these pills.

What, like prescription?

They're performance enhancers. They help you build muscle like crazy fast.

Oh, steroids?

Sort of. They're the same ones perfect on athlete's teeth.

Yeah, but don't they give you, like, boobs and make you all paranoid and

No, man. All they do is improve my game. It's all good.

Oh.

No, what?

You, um, we can go for a walk. We can go to a movie after.

You can pick which one. Never mind the walk.

I... I don't know. Um, I... How

did

you get to be so cool?

Was it the vest?

Because I can get a vest.

No, just stop being an idiot.

Oh, great advice. Thanks.

Okay, listen, I know we haven't been tight lately, but...

Really, I need a favor. No.

No way.

Please, please hook me up with Leah.

She'll never hang out with you.

Why? She hangs out with you.

And you and I are very different.

Come on.

You guys are friends. I like her. It's perfect.

I want you guys to know me, you know.

Are you ever going to give it up?

No. Never.

Jamais. Nunca. Fine.

I'll see what I can do.

Thanks, Rosie.

Chill after school?

Then I'll see what I can do about my average.

Hey, Anya.

The Star Panther.

Everyone's still talking about how well you played.

And you too. Your cheering and stuff, it was loud.

Thanks. By loud, I mean great.

Well, it's easy being on the power squad when you have something worth cheering

for.

Um, I was thinking, want to go grab a coffee at the dot together after school?

I made plans with the Hills.

But I am getting a little else -y'd out, so, yeah.

I like that.

I'm pretty sure coffee's not meant to be chugged.

I need it. I've been coming in early to dance.

Sweet. You gonna perform sometime?

Nuh -uh. On a performance detox, post -ballet school.

But I still need to dance. It's like every day. Just for me.

How would you feel about going on a date with Derek?

Why would I go out with someone I don't like?

Please, as a favor, so I can tell him I tried.

Worst case, you'll know for sure that you don't like me.

Okay. I'll go with him once.

But on one condition.

You show up during the date to save me.

Deal.

Four sets of 15.

Works biceps and core.

Yeah, what have you been eating?

Can I have some?

It's nothing to do with food.

And lifting double what you started with this year, bro?

It's back.

Yeah, what's your secret?

My secret is action.

Like hooking up with hot cheerleaders like Ganya.

Not a boy.

Not a boy.

What, need a spot?

No, I don't.

And a general rule among all guys is that you don't hook up with your

ex. Well, I couldn't help it.

She seemed to like me.

That's weak, man.

Dudes don't do that.

Still got something to say?

Yeah.

That's what I thought.

If you could be any kind of bread, what would you be?

What? I have no clue.

I'll go first.

I would be... Pop -Tart.

Pop -Tart?

Does that even count as bread?

You're way too cute when you laugh.

Can I get you a block of cheese to go with your humongous meathead?

It's called a compliment.

You've probably never heard one before.

Okay, so I guess that's a strawberry milkshake for Anya and a brain for

Anything else?

Mia! Peter!

Hey! Come sit.

Oh, we were just talking about what kind of car we would be. I have Riley such a

panini.

I'm gonna run to the restroom. Get me what I usually get.

Oh, wait for me.

So, the steroids are making you buff and straight?

I'm on a date with Fania, and I like her. A lot.

You sure?

Remember... Forget it.

It's kind of hard to forget, dude. You tried to kiss me.

It was a weird mistake.

It's done.

You could be confused or... Get over it.

May I show you how to hold a stick?

Why, am I doing something wrong?

Smooth move, but it only works in movies.

Some room?

Please.

Wow. You went to this song?

Overplayed. Can't stand it anymore.

Yeah. Yeah, me neither.

So how about you show me some dance moves?

You're a dancer, right?

Ballet school. And I'm sort of shy about dancing.

Can't be as shy as Danny.

No one can be shyer than Danny.

Yeah, but like when he gets flustered around girls, he does this like head

thing, you know? He's so cute when he does that.

Oh, so that's how he gets the girls, huh?

Yeah, and because he's a quality guy.

Wait, are we talking about the same Danny? You know, like 6 '1",

cool style?

Sometimes looks like he's about to bop into a moonwalk.

All right, you ready?

Yeah.

That's my mom.

So we're still on for tomorrow, right, Pop -Tart?

Definitely, Panini.

Riley Riley

I assume you've all done your reading.

Riley, you'll be leaving the discussion on the differences between Dunstan

Ramsey and Percy Boyd.

When you're ready.

The first difference

is that Percy isn't a paralytic.

And, uh, Dunny is more spiritual.

Please illustrate.

What about at the beginning, when they're tobogganing?

Go on.

Blood's sort of... Riley, principal shopper's office now.

Miss, they were... I said now.

We don't tolerate violence here.

How'd you mess up?

I, uh...

I set Derek up with Leia before I realized I was into her.

I even saw them on their date.

Laughing.

Having a blast.

She's been Derek'd.

I never thought she'd like a guy like him. He's so annoying.

Sorry to break it to you, man, but you used to be him.

Keywords, man, used to.

Not anymore.

I don't want to be associated with that guy.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel, then?

I can't do that to Derek.

But if you think he's such a jerk...

Wouldn't be right.

Hey, throwing an eraser in my head? Not cool, man. I wasn't even laughing at

you.

You got roid rage.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I googled it, dude.

Steroids cause, like, serious permanent liver damage. They stunt your growth.

And look, you're still... Back off!

It's my body. I'll do what I want.

Why didn't you show last night?

Busy with football stuff.

But we had a deal.

Sorry.

It's okay. Turns out I didn't need saving.

Derek's a fun guy.

Great.

I'm proud of you, the king of mixed messages.

I said yes to the date with Derek because I thought you'd be there.

But Derek really likes you.

So it's done.

She'd do little footballs on the ones for you and pom -poms for me.

My mom went all out.

And these sandwiches didn't make themselves.

Okay, my mom made them too.

She got excited that I was taking a cheerleader out on a date.

Better?

This is perfect.

I just remembered.

I gotta be somewhere in a half an hour. Some group project.

Should I walk you home? No, I'll just come along to pick me up.

Not running away this time?

You look the same.

You know, minus the braces.

And the baby fat.

I don't even know why I'm here.

What? You didn't come to apologize for the time you toilet papered my cabin?

It's good to see you again.

Yeah, you too.

I should go.

Riley, just wait, okay? I was just as nervous my first time with a guy.

But if you just relax, I promise everything's

going to be fine, okay?

I can't breathe in the space that's filled with your sound.

Can't call a spade a spade in this town.

Dug a hole, now I can't get out. I can't figure it, I can't figure it

out.

Out.

Keep your head up high, keep mine deep in the ground.

Hide away the...

Sorry if you felt like that.

I really had to get that group project done.

Uh -huh.

Okay, um, yesterday was weird.

Was it?

We had a good time. I know I had to leave, but it was fun, right? The kiss,

didn't feel right.

You were just nervous or something.

No, there's a reason.

What do you mean?

I don't think I'm over Sav yet.

He's the only guy I've ever kissed. I gotcha. No, but I still want to be

friends. I'm not just saying that I mean it. I could be okay with that.

Really?

That's amazing because most guys would be too tough to stay friends.

You're really cool to hang out with.

Hey.

Oh. And I'll be cheering for you at the game later. Go Panthers, go!

If you don't hurry up and let life know what you want, life will damn soon show

you what you'll get.

Now, partner up and write a brief paragraph on how this whole situation

to the novel's themes.

Go for it.

What?

I saw you watching, Leah.

She's all yours.

What about you and Leia? Don't you... You try to hook a brother up.

It means more than getting the girl.

Derek, Danny, please focus on your assignment.

Nothing ever changes with you two.

Okay.

Begin.

Okay, listen up!

As the great Lombardi said, show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser!

Sprite!

You're leaving fine.

So let me...

Hey, you pumped for another one?

Yeah, definitely.

You alright?

Yeah, fine.

That's

none

of your business.

Well, if it's Anya texting you, then it is my business.

Pretty sure she dumped you, man.

Show me what she wrote.

Get out of my face, man!

We were together six months. It means more than some stupid gay picnic.

Don't tell me, man.

Hey, hey, hey!

Teammate!

Oh, my God.

Get the nerve.

How's Toph?

Took a while for his nose to stop bleeding, but he'll survive.

Surprisingly tough for a guy who used to collect stickers.

And the game?

We lost.

Things are back to normal.

Whatever that means around here.

So, Derek and I, Toph. Let me clarify something.

I don't want to date him.

I know. He told me.

Homework for the next week.

Being suspended sucks, I know.

How's Sav?

I didn't mean to do that.

Fine.

Man, you must hate me.

Not gonna lie, she's pissed, man.

I messed up.

Ever since I was a little kid, I always wanted to be the star athlete.

With lots of friends and a hot girlfriend.

What about the steroids?

I'm done with them.

I thought they would change things.

You really thought steroids would make you straight?

I don't want to be like this.

Dude.

You can still be a star athlete.

Have lots of friends.

It won't change that.