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This is awesome.

Thanks for coming to my tryout, guys. Like I missed the chance to watch you

them butt.

Come on, let's move!

That's my girlfriend.

Derek's just not used to being that close to a girl.

Run it again.

Meg, don't pull it this time, huh?

On the ball.

You need me to sub in for you, Derek? No. Yeah, I got this.

Trust me.

Welcome to your life, welcome to your life, yeah.

It's gonna be good here.

Yes, Derek's just not that used to being close to good football skills.

Obviously, I chose our weak link for this little drill. Actually, Derek runs

of our fastest 40s, and she beat him by like two meters. You're awesome, babe.

Hey, let's hit the shower, except for you, Hag.

Run some laps after that poor display. Let's go. Are you serious?

You heard me.

so did i make the team or what let's not jump any guns i have to see what the

school board rules say about a girl playing football

Catching drill?

A trained ape can do that. In real football, there's tackling.

There's no way they'll let you play.

Get hurt.

She'll be great.

You will be great.

I'm just sorry I won't be here to see it. Okay, your trip's gonna be amazing.

Have you told Peter yet?

Huge post -game party at my house.

Rager of the year. Be there.

Darcy, you leave tomorrow.

Yeah, um... He's just so excited about his place in this party.

Wish me luck.

Yeah, I need some of that, too.

Call me later. Tell me how it goes. I will.

Zero to grassy football trophies. This year, I'd like to change that. Look, you

saw me. I'm fast.

I can catch. What about a girls' sport?

You took away their funding and gave it to football, remember?

Well, football can be dangerous. I played rugby at Lakers.

It's basically the same, except without any padding.

I can do this.

And you're not doing this just to meet boys?

No, no.

Well, the board says I can't exclude you from playing, so grab equipment from

one of the guys and show up to practice.

I will not let you down, coach.

Oh, and one more thing.

If you're on the boys' team, that makes you one of the boys.

No special treatment, understood?

Yeah.

Playing on the boys' team but changing with the girl?

Sounds like the dream of a budding lesbian.

Hey, I like it that she's in here, better than in the boys' room, ogling my

staff.

Whatever. It's amazing that you're playing.

This team could seriously use your old rugby skills.

Uh, I don't know much about football, hon, but you should be bigger on top.

Um, the guys must have forgotten to give me my shoulder pads.

See? She's too small for football.

Very funny.

Where are my pads?

I think I got one.

For those heavy flow days.

There's going to be some blood loss out there.

Fortunately, this is all the padding I'll need against you wimps.

Give out all the invites. This is going to be huge.

Just got to get food and drinks.

I, um, can't.

That's cool. I can get some of the guys to help when they're done with practice.

I'm going to Kenya.

Like, Africa?

What? When?

Tomorrow.

I'm going to help build a school in a village near Nairobi.

It's an amazing opportunity, and I have to. Leave?

When did you decide this?

A while ago, but I didn't want to hurt you.

So, telling me at the last minute hurts less?

Peter, it's one semester.

I'm going to help children.

Can't someone else help them?

Look, I know it's going to be hard, but we can write and call.

What, for four months?

When my mom left, I stayed for you.

I'm all alone here.

Peter.

You know I love you.

You know what?

Go.

See you when you get back.

He blocks and sometimes carries the ball.

He

blocks

too. There's a lot of blocking.

This is the last place.

Miss the block.

I'm sure that my sister wishes she was here.

Yeah, I'm sure she does.

It's your party, and you'll cry if you want to?

Hey!

I'm kidding.

I know what it's like to be left alone.

Oh, yeah?

My dad, Lucas...

And most recently.

I guess I just expect her to walk through the door and apologize or

That's not going to happen, is it?

Unless she's like Danny and shows up just to ignore you all night.

Unless you're working pretty hard to ignore someone who looks like you.

God has reasons, I guess.

Whatever they are, it doesn't bother me.

The past is like, it's over.

Couldn't agree more.

The party kind of blows.

You want to go for a walk or something?

I'd like that.

So tonight, one lone time at the dock.

But I survived practice. I mean, they hated me before the game.

Everybody on the sidelines thought that idiot missed the block.

I know, but on the field, all they saw was a girl fumbling the ball.

We're the best player out there.

You have to say that.

It's my teammates I need to convince.

Jane!

That might not be too easy.

Good, huh?

Oh!

Girly size, just for you.

Look, I caught the ball, okay? You missed the block. I would have scored.

Whoa, whoa, excuses.

Something girls are good at.

You too, Danny?

What, it's just a funny shirt.

No, no, it's not, okay? Take them off.

I don't think it got anything going underneath.

I think she wants to show.

Okay, okay.

I don't know what's worse, this shirt or Derek's shirtless.

You guys finally get a good player and this is how you treat her?

Not for much longer.

Hey, so details, man. How far did you get?

Oh, not very.

I ignored some text messages from Darcy, so I sort of feel bad now.

Bad about what?

Sort of hooked up with someone last night.

Sweet, dude. Who's the lucky lady?

Mia.

Darcy for Mia.

That's like trading in a Porsche for a bus.

I should... Also, leave.

Quickly.

Hey.

Thanks for the walking tour of the hood last night.

I needed it.

Yeah, about that. I was thinking... You don't want to give me another tour.

I thought we connected.

It's just... I'm not ready for anything... So I was just... a rebound.

No.

It's complicated.

Too bad.

Because as messed up as we both are, I thought that there might be something

here.

Whatever.

Okay, guys. Okay, enough chatter. Now listen up. Come on. Listen up. Here we

The guys wore these all day.

Well, listen, I gave them a stern warning. They were just dealing with the

right? Yeah, Shep, what about the female half of the student body?

Can't be condoned. Whoa, whoa, cowboy.

Okay, I'll handle it. Okay, guys, listen up. It appears these T -shirts are

offensive to girls, or, you know, women. So you're going to need some

sensitivity training.

So before we hit the field today, down -ups till you cry. That'll get you in

touch with your emotions.

Yeah. Oh, great start. Yeah, let's go. Let's go on the hop. Let's go.

Coach, on the hop.

Happy?

You two, okay?

The drill's for the whole team.

Can't win unless we're all on the same side.

Ooh.

Man, I'm so fat.

Only little Miss Linebacker could take a joke or a hit.

Oh. Oh, staying strong?

That's too bad you couldn't on game day.

You can't even take a hit from a girl. You're pathetic.

You want me to tap guy?

So I haven't been a tap guy since I could punch the thing she's got.

Calm down.

As Lombardi said, practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes

perfect. Those three just jumped me in the hall. You gonna do something now?

She pushed Derek first.

I didn't touch her. You hit her?

Not cool, dude.

It was self -defense.

Bull, you slammed me into lockers, knocked me down, and kicked me.

All right, enough.

You know what this is? This is just a scuffle between teammates.

Yeah, that's it.

Now I can suspend all four of you and we'll forfeit next game, or you can work

out your differences.

Come on.

Look, boys will be boys.

I told you, no special treatment.

Hey, Peyton, Jane, are you ready for our date?

Tackling practice with a Mack truck today? I just caught an elbow through my

face mask. I'll be okay.

Okay, because I have our own little tackling practice planned.

How?

Jane, are you sure you're okay?

Um, Derek and some guys jumped me after practice.

Did Mike hate you?

Derek's a dead man. No, Finn, I can fight my own battles, okay?

So I can't even defend my girlfriend now?

What about Danny? Sav?

The coach?

No one did anything.

No, they weren't there. They weren't there, okay? Danny felt bad, but he has

idea to help. And that ass of a principal signed it with Derek.

But you have to tell somebody.

I can't snitch. That's what they expect me to do. But if your team's against

you, it could get really hurt.

I just want to play football.

Is playing football really worth all this?

I have to go to the office.

I know, I called you.

Using the old mom as a principal trick.

I thought this was too complicated.

Look, you're not a rebound.

You can't help when you meet people.

And you're great.

And pretty. I mean, you're a model.

What I'm trying to say is, we did connect at my party.

And I do think we should hang out again.

You're not rushing into something just to rush out again?

No, no rushing.

We'll just take it slow or whatever.

How about the speed of meet me for lunch?

Darcy sent us some presents by airmail from the airport.

Thanks. It was so awesome in that game how you made that...

We're getting some girls together to make some posters for the next game.

Uh, there might not be a next game.

I'm going to quit.

But you can't quit.

You're our hero.

I don't know.

She helps pack my lunch and makes sure that my grapes are always cut in half.

You and she stick out busy stories.

No, I have a baby sister.

She's just a little blob right now, and I'm glad she'd be more entertaining.

Delivery.

See? Darcy misses you.

Yeah, thanks. I'll open it later.

Maybe never.

So, what kind of class?

Uh, I have to find Zav to talk about some student stuff.

After school, see ya.

Hey, guys, listen up. Take a knee.

Let's go. On the move.

Come on. Rest it up.

Now, as my main man Vince says, the only place success comes before work is in

the dictionary.

You, you're not supposed to be here.

Where you're giving the pep talk?

Look, I know you want me to quit.

Most of you do.

But I love football.

And I'm good at it.

So I'm not quitting.

I'll change in my room. I don't want to see anyone's tiny junk.

But I'm going to be in here for these talks because I am a part of this team.

Judging by recent events, I'm not sure the rest of the guys agree.

She's on my team.

Mine too.

She is a good player.

So be it.

All right, enough. Take a knee.

Go.