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Hi, I'm Ellie.

I'm first -year journalist and I write for the Corps.

Enchanté. Cute.

The Corps, yeah.

Hey, I was wondering, are your computers Mac or Linux?

Feed dating, huh?

Who knew?

It's almost like an all -you -can -eat boy buffet.

Hey, end of your shuffle, you know. You change houses, you change honeys.

Well, we have been dating for about a month now.

So, when do we upgrade from taking it slow to proceed with caution?

Well, why don't we ratchet it right up to exclusive?

Really? Of course.

I just thought I'd never see the day, Marco. Well, then let's celebrate.

Jazz night, okay? Okay.

I'm leaving before you change your mind. Okay.

Okay, it's only article research, but still.

Fifteen freaks and only two callbacks? Don't worry.

When you become editor of the Corps, only the palm of diamonds will be yours.

Now Eric's got that job locked up.

I have ginormous news. My dad's co -signing a mortgage on my new condo.

You just redid your room.

That's awesome. Wow.

Congratulations.

With the good news, a suit saw a fad.

I have to move by the 31st.

We were going to re -sign the lease.

Now we have to find a new roommate. It's fine. We'll figure it out, Elle. I

promise you won't leave me, okay?

Would I do that?

Way to go.

What?

Just the person I want to be. You are way too excited for someone with an exam

tomorrow morning. Okay, Jesse said I'm on the short list for core editor -in

-chief next year.

That's amazing.

No, wait, but I thought Eric... Oh, no, like I said, the job's his, but even

being shortlisted, I could be assistant editor next year. While you and I are

living in that cute two -bedroom we can't afford.

Well, how about the reality of living with your future boss?

I was thinking of asking Eric to live with us.

What?

No, that's perfect. I love Eric.

Oh, I gotta go. Let me know what he says.

What? Where?

You and Eric are moving on. Now it's my turn.

See if he wants roommates.

First up, in valedictorian news, two students share the top marks this year.

So congratulations, Liberty.

And Damien.

Now, each of you will tape a video speech tomorrow.

The grade 12s will vote on them then.

Best luck.

Damien's been here one semester.

This is so unjust.

will never like jazz as much as I like you, but I'm trying.

So, the jazz, the nachos, I'm sensing that something's up here.

Well, um, okay, I know your lease is up soon, and we have rooms to fill, so

I was wondering... Oh, wow.

Commitment to cohabitation in a 24 -hour period.

If we don't find someone soon, Ellie and I are going to have to split up.

Oh, so that's it. You got to make sure you two can keep playing house.

What? No, no, it's not like that. Hey, you don't have to fool me.

You and Ellie, you guys are attached to him.

We've known each other since grade nine.

Hey, look, having a great straight girlfriend is beautiful.

But I don't want to wreck us by going too fast.

Hey, you home already?

Was the second date supposed to be as speedy as the first?

It only took him ten minutes to show me his hunting trophies.

So, is someone moving in here?

Someone gave me a big N -O.

Oh.

That's okay. We'll go on Craigslist.

Al, um... Maybe... Maybe we should

go our separate ways, you know?

But I don't want to give this place up.

Or give you up.

Okay, then let's finish this exam and enjoy the rest of our time together.

We're just moving in. We're not dying.

Another blackout?

I'll get the study candle.

It should never have been a competition in the first place. I deserve this.

You think so, huh?

Well, I've got Degrassi's top marks, I'm student council president, and I've

spent years toiling.

Yeah, but I've toiled, too, at Lakers.

It's not my fault. School burned down?

I suppose not. But you'll just win a lousy popularity contest.

I mean, you're smart, handsome, charming.

Liberty, you're charming, too.

And smart.

And you're pretty striking yourself.

Green eyes.

They're hazel.

I mean, thank you.

I say let the vote happen.

You'll feel even better when you win valedictorian fair and square.

All right.

Let the election commence, and may the best man or woman win.

Freud pop quiz.

Define id, ego, and superego. Do I have to? Yep. Go.

You kids look like you need a study break.

We need a miracle.

Got one. Free eat it before it melts ice cream from the big chow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Okay, I'm tired.

Do you, uh, wanna... Take some candles and go to bed?

You guys might wanna study upstairs.

What?

Okay, let's go clean you up.

Aw, cute. You're feeding our baby before bed.

Yeah, we'll have to arrange visitation, right? Because he loves me.

Seriously, he's going to miss you almost as much as I will.

Aw.

Marco, I love you.

And I always will.

Even if we're not living together.

I just... I can't believe this might be one of the last nights that we live

together.

You know, I can't imagine you not being in the next room.

Then let's...

Get our dream two -bedroom. We'll live on rabid food to afford it. Hey, if hip

-hop can do it, maybe we'll see.

Okay, well, good night.

Night.

No, stay.

Good night.

That exam.

Morning, sunshine.

Maybe we should get a one -bedroom and save money.

The exam starts in 20 minutes.

I'm just going to get bagel, and I will meet you there.

Cool?

Marco, I'm just joking.

Emma, your boyfriend is very chivalrous.

Oh, I'm glad you two made it home okay in the blackout.

Do you mind if Damien and I discuss one more detail?

Walk me to class. I'm in the mood for a hot boy's party.

I will be your tour guide.

Later.

Am I crazy, or did I feel a spark between us last night?

A spark?

Talking in the dark doesn't mean we're going to hook up.

Yeah, well, that talking seemed an awful lot like flirting.

Can't help it if I'm a nice guy.

Okay, spare me. I'm not stupid.

Well, I'll see you in class with my girlfriend, your

friend, Emma.

Rough exam, roomie?

The blackouts canceled work, so I'm cooking the thawed freezer meat.

Cheer up, bacon.

Hey, look at it this way. You're done for the year.

If you never ate bacon and then unexpectedly shared it with your best

wouldn't you maybe want to talk about that experience?

And if you never ever thought about bacon that way before, you might be a

too confused.

I've lost my appetite.

I'm going to go to the staff announcement at the core. The sheriff's

Ellie, wait.

Help.

Detail. Now.

Ellie and... Ellie and I... Ellie and I... Ellie and I,

we, um... We hooked up last night.

Define that statement immediately.

There was a base or two reach, but then we stopped. We slept.

What? Wow, that might just be a touch completely awkward, huh?

And we talked about living together?

Paige, what if she thinks... Oh, give her some credit. She knows you're gay.

She's your best friend, not an idiot.

Just talk to her.

And Eric, what about Eric?

Huh? Is it cheating if it was with a girl?

If you ask me, hon, cheating is in the heart.

Depends what you were feeling.

Yeah, well, right now I'm feeling like a total jackass.

Hi, I'm Liberty Van Zandt.

This should be a contest between equals.

But the truth about Damien Haynes is his charm is all an act.

Cut. So you're resorting to mudslinging?

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Sure nailed the desperate.

Just roll the tape.

Fine, it's rolling.

Hi, I'm Liberty Van Zandt.

This should be a contest between equals.

Okay, guys, only two minutes until Jesse calls in from his new job. Hey, didn't

expect to see you here. I mean, both your make -out buddies in the same room.

How awkward.

And we're not discussing it.

Gotcha. You didn't tell Eric.

Tell me what?

That we might be getting a two -bedroom together because Marco couldn't convince

someone to move in with us.

Okay, it was a tempting offer.

Really?

Reconsider, reconsider.

Okay, okay, but boyfriend and best friend under one roof?

You sure, Marco?

Oh, okay, everyone, the new Star Ledger intern's about to make a big

announcement.

Thanks, Eric.

Well, let's cut to the chase.

I got your vote and made my decision.

My successor is a fantastic journalist who never shies away from a tough story.

Congratulations. Next year's editor is...

Ellie Nash.

You're the party, everyone.

I want you to give me that.

Thank you.

Cheers. Hey, congratulations.

Most importantly, while I'd love to relish the opportunity, this

isn't a popularity contest. It's about choosing the best speaker for your

graduation. And I think, quite frankly, Either choice is great.

Thank you.

Nice sentiment, Mr. Haynes. And I expect nothing but the classiest of

competition between the two of you.

And now, Liberty!

All thanks to Toby.

Good.

And now for speech number two.

Hi, I'm Liberty Van Zandt. This should be a contest between equals, but the

truth about Damien Haynes is... Oh, great.

It's another blackout.

Well, I guess we'll have to finish this so when we can serve enough energy.

Marco, you ready to go?

Uh, talk to him for me, please.

Hi.

I know I'm probably the last person you want to talk to right now. Why would you

say that, boss?

Okay, I know this didn't go how we expected.

But without you, the Corps would be lost.

So you'll be my number two.

I think this went exactly how you expected it to go.

I know how you operate, Ellie.

Eric. I beg your pardon?

Look, her plan was clearly better than mine.

Okay, all I gave Jesse was what?

Three years of hard work, right?

Enjoy your two -bedroom, Marta.

Eric.

I'm sorry, Elle. He's my boyfriend.

Looks like it's going to be a while before the power's back.

Rendering this class somewhat pointless.

Mr.

Simpson, I really think those speeches should be seen in tandem.

I could do mine orally.

Well, what about the grade 12s in other classes?

Toby could record it on his phone. Paul casts it later.

Damien, is that okay?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

Is there enough light?

Yeah. The truth about Damien Haynes is, even though he didn't always attend

Degrassi, he's more than worthy of speaking on our behalf.

I've wanted to be valedictorian my entire high school career, but so has

And so I'd honor either choice.

I didn't talk to Eric off the ledge for the last two hours.

He feels like ass about what he said to you.

It's a good thing my best friend defended me.

Oh, oh no, wait, you totally didn't.

I can't always be your knight in shining armor, Elle.

Look, we are just friends, nothing more.

Whoa!

Marco, we just kissed.

It's not a big deal.

What?

Ale? Yeah, that was weird. And bacon -y?

It is a big deal, Ellie.

We almost crossed the line.

So what?

Then we stopped and then we went to sleep. Why is it a crisis?

Because I almost didn't stop.

Part of me didn't want to. And part of me didn't want you to.

Okay, I can leave.

We are totally dependent on each other, Al.

For everything.

Even for intimacy.

It's hurting us. It's hurting our real relationships.

Then I guess we're moving out.

I know many of you have been waiting anxiously for the answer to this

Well, the valedictorian votes have been counted.

Congratulations to Liberty Van Sant.

Hey. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Damien may be my boyfriend, but between us, I voted for you.

Thanks, Emma. It means a lot.

Yeah, and if it weren't for Blackout, Choking Fit, and Degrassi's most popular

podcast... I got it towed. I got lucky.

Yes, I'm feeling the requisite guilt.

Damien.

I... I know how much this meant to you, and perhaps Simpson will be amenable to

co -valedictorians.

Oh, thanks, but you won fair and square.

I must confess, it wasn't fair and square.

I made a really mean video, and I got lucky with the blackout.

Mean? About me?

I said those nice things in class because your classy speech inspired me.

But I don't dismiss it.

No, you do.

You deserve it. I mean, you're a great woman who will give a great speech.

I have a confession, too.

At the dot, I was flirting.

I like my girls feisty and smart.

Christmas dog?

Uh, no thanks. That flashes with my, uh... Everything I stand for.

Can't believe I won't hear your daily fashion tips anymore.

And I can't believe we lived with each other for a year without a murder.

There's still time.

Hey, roomies.

Not for long.

Then what are we?

Man, I knew this was gonna happen.

We're gonna grow apart. We're never gonna see each other again.

Oh, hon, get a grip.

No, I'm serious.

Maybe... Maybe this was a bad idea.

Come on, what's so wrong about living with weirdo strangers?

You're ridiculous.

I thought about it, and you're right. I think a little distance will be a good

thing. Only you could make the right decision and then freak out about it.

Exactly. That's my point.

Who is going to talk me down for my neurotic fit? Oh, my God.

We have phones.

Yeah, well, make sure they're charged, okay?

Always charged.

I love you guys.