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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,139 --> 00:00:02,960 Snow. Just like that? 2 00:00:03,740 --> 00:00:04,740 Mr. 3 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:08,900 Simpson's on leave, and since I normally have a spare right now, I'm all yours. 4 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:09,980 Fantastic, huh? 5 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,580 History class isn't enough torture. 6 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:14,220 All right. 7 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:15,940 Simpson's lesson. 8 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,500 How -to videos. 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:18,718 Groups of four. 10 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,698 Due Thursday. 11 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:20,700 Go. 12 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,140 Darcy's reconnecting with her parents this week, so, partners? 13 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:27,720 Only good enough to work with when your girlfriend's gone? You know it. 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 So what's the topic? 15 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:33,610 How to Get Girls, taught by the masters of lady love, the Double D. 16 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:36,830 Double D? You guys named yourself after a bra cup? 17 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,330 You know it. 18 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:41,570 Man, if they taught getting girls in school, you guys would be in, like, pre 19 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:44,930 I bet neither of you can even get past hello with Rachel over there. 20 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:48,310 Bet you our lunch money we can. 21 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:50,910 Show me what you got, Afro -dorks. 22 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:57,530 Rachel, as a Lakers transplant, you've missed our secret moves? The ones only 23 00:00:57,530 --> 00:00:58,530 you know about? 24 00:00:58,770 --> 00:01:02,070 What? What mi amigo means to say is welcome to the land of love. 25 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:03,290 Let us be your tour guides. 26 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:06,670 All kidding aside, would you like to join our study group, Rachel? 27 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,230 Sure, Danny. 28 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,570 I'm Derek. 29 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,630 Whatever. You're both cute. 30 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:06,730 So, how to get girls. We need introduction, demonstration, and a 31 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:08,009 How to get girls. 32 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,750 You're serious? 33 00:02:10,870 --> 00:02:13,450 Okay. How do we not make it totally lame? 34 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:16,930 We were just trying to think of something funny. Right, dude? Yeah. 35 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:18,870 exactly. You two are pretty tight, huh? 36 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:20,790 Brothers from different mothers. 37 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:25,410 Okay. Let's keep it simple. Like, how to buy gifts for girls? 38 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:28,510 Rachel, just being around girls turns your brains to mush. 39 00:02:28,790 --> 00:02:31,070 Well, lucky they've got the looks. 40 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:42,630 Dude, you just hit on us. Say something, quick. 41 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,230 Rachel. 42 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:47,570 Would you like to hang out with us after school? 43 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:49,450 Sure. 44 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:03,110 Please, just skip J -Time for one day. I can't be in here alone. 45 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,010 Meg's suspension is all loose. 46 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:09,460 Yeah, because it's so easy to forget a sexual assault accusation. False 47 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,440 accusation. Darcy admitted it. 48 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:12,980 Okay? 49 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:17,780 I want to step daddy coming back. 50 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:20,420 Look, I'm just saying. 51 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:25,100 I hate Perino so much that, you know, I kind of miss the guy. 52 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,800 Wandering hands and all. 53 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,420 Hey, hey, step off. 54 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,200 Now. 55 00:03:41,549 --> 00:03:44,050 Thanks. You didn't have to. When are people going to let it go? 56 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,490 I wish I knew. 57 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,310 You okay? 58 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,770 I'm better now. 59 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,170 I win. 60 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:01,210 Again. 61 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,570 I can't believe she's actually hanging out with us. 62 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,210 She's into one of you dorks. 63 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,130 I don't know what's wrong with her, but she is. 64 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,640 Just another case of LL Cool D. 65 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,060 Ladies love Cool Danny. 66 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,680 Dream on. 67 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:16,899 She's been eyeing me like a fat cat has a rack of ribs. 68 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,160 Whatever. 69 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:22,140 Let's just swear that no matter what, no chick will ever come between us. 70 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,520 Double D forever. 71 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,400 Double D forever, bro. 72 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,540 I'm a school project. 73 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,680 And what's in it for me? 74 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,700 Well, our video's about buying presents for fine ladies like yourself. 75 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,640 Lots of guys will be watching. 76 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,140 Guys with money. 77 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:46,620 Wednesday. You have two hours before close. 78 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,600 But I'll be watching your homeboy over there. 79 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:56,640 I... Homeboy? What the hell was that? 80 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 We paranoid. 81 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,160 Probably just a joke. 82 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,800 If it's not, Rachel's not gonna like this place either. 83 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,700 Rachel's going to be fine. Once I charm her into this. 84 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,780 What do you mean, charm her out of it? You're such a loser. 85 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,360 Who just got the store? 86 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,980 I'm the closer, bro. 87 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:29,500 In the Halifax case, the teacher was cleared, but he didn't go back. 88 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:32,300 The union rep said most teachers do return. 89 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:34,000 People want you back, Snake. 90 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,440 Even Damien said. 91 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:36,840 Can you pick up Jack on Wednesday? 92 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,640 Christine, it's hard to get organized when he's here. 93 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,820 Well, Manny's coming over on Wednesday. We can watch him. 94 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,240 You know students aren't allowed here until it's settled. 95 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,440 So, can I go to her house instead? 96 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,560 We're all meeting with the union rep Wednesday. 97 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:54,340 Great! I'm treated like a prisoner and I haven't done anything. 98 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:57,820 I know the feeling, Emma. 99 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:08,050 Check out my new toy. 100 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:09,810 Brand new. 101 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:11,090 Yeah, check this out. 102 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,090 Hey, Tony. 103 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:16,150 Rolling. 104 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,490 So smooth, I'm about to make Rachel's day. 105 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,230 Daniel, are you paying attention? 106 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:30,050 Rachel. Hey, so, um, I was thinking maybe, you know, me and, uh, uh, eat 107 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:33,450 Uh, maybe, like, you know, uh, together or whatnot. 108 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:36,510 Uh, Derek, how about for now we just... 109 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,200 Focus on these items. 110 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Absolutely. 111 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,360 Yeah, no, brilliant. 112 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,040 Focus, focus. 113 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,640 I didn't say cut. 114 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:53,140 No, no, no, erase it now. 115 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,160 Hey, 116 00:06:57,940 --> 00:06:59,220 what was all that about? 117 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,280 Just Derek trying to be funny. 118 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,060 So when are you going to teach him? 119 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,340 To be funny? Hey, I've tried. Yeah, I know. 120 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,150 Do you want to go out tonight? 121 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,590 Like, out? Out? 122 00:07:12,070 --> 00:07:13,070 Yeah. 123 00:07:13,730 --> 00:07:15,390 Okay. That'd be cool. 124 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:18,410 Yeah. Yes. 125 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:27,670 Please, Mr. Benz, if there is any way I can do a makeup... C -minus. 126 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,190 Should have prepped better. 127 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:33,750 Question six. The mole is not a rodent. It's a unit of measurement. 128 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,390 Oh, no. I blinked. 129 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:37,650 Do the work, Emma. Mark's that up. 130 00:07:40,550 --> 00:07:42,430 Homes at school and schools at home, huh? 131 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,590 Stuff with your stepdad takes the focus off Kem, I guess. 132 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:51,370 Kem is seeking the backseat to Rules and Procedures 101 these days. Check this 133 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,370 out. 134 00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,370 Heartbreaking work of staggering genius. 135 00:07:58,170 --> 00:07:59,390 Quite the endorsement. 136 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:00,850 That's the title. 137 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:02,150 By Dave Eggers. 138 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,410 He's my favorite author. 139 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:04,810 Wow. 140 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:08,220 You're the first guy I've met who even has a favorite author. 141 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,280 His life goes haywire and he just steals. 142 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:15,880 I could learn a thing or two from that. The whole dealing thing is kind of 143 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:16,960 escaping me at the moment. 144 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,500 Call me later. 145 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,100 I'd love to hear what you think of the book. 146 00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:35,350 Sick turtleneck, Franklin. 147 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:36,830 It's a dickie, dude. 148 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:39,510 How can you even say dickie with a straight face? 149 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:40,950 Because I'm not five years old. 150 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,270 Look, whatever, D, listen. 151 00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:44,830 We've got to give Rachel the boot. 152 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:46,770 What? Why? 153 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:48,230 She stabbed me. 154 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:49,630 In the heart. 155 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,190 Man, she didn't stab anything. 156 00:08:51,510 --> 00:08:54,210 Ever think maybe you're not the one that Rachel was after? 157 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:59,430 I'm the closer, D. I know, but still, you should prepare. 158 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,590 Mentally. In case. 159 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,150 In case what? 160 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:06,390 Is it Peter? 161 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,290 Because it couldn't be you. 162 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:12,870 Right, my brother? 163 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:26,850 That a hickey, dude? 164 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:30,890 What, you and Rachel? I'm the one, man. I'm the one she likes. What can I do? 165 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:32,330 Double D forever, huh? 166 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:33,810 Derek, come on. You know what? 167 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,320 The only thing you're good at is stealing. 168 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,140 And you stole her from me. Okay, she was mine. 169 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:41,440 You stole her from me. 170 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,340 Derek. 171 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,600 Derek, dude, quit it. You can't just ignore me. 172 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:55,579 Hey, guys. 173 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,580 Hey, Mr. Prino. 174 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,040 I need to switch groups. 175 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,820 Can't work with these fictitating lovebirds. 176 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,160 Well, it sounds like you've got a Yoko. 177 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:08,690 Yoko Ono. She married John Lennon. People say she broke up the Beatles. 178 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:12,690 The Beatles? 179 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,190 Look it up. 180 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:15,850 And you can't switch, okay? 181 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:18,450 So come together right now. 182 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:20,770 Don't worry. 183 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,170 We can work it out. 184 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:29,770 We can work it out, right? 185 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:31,930 After everything we've been through? Whatever. 186 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:33,910 It's not like I have a choice. 187 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:44,070 Dinner say Simpson -Nelson tonight? 188 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:49,110 Never thought I'd miss fake meat. I can't. The union lawyer says the Simpson 189 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:50,370 half can't be around students. 190 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,630 Wow, like you're under house arrest. 191 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:54,250 Not that bad. 192 00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:56,990 Damien and I were on the phone until midnight. 193 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,690 Did you know he volunteers at an animal shelter? His mom's allergic, but he 194 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,690 loves dogs. 195 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:04,290 Wow, late night phone call phase already. 196 00:11:12,269 --> 00:11:13,269 Okay, gangster. 197 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,650 This is done in ten and then out. 198 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:17,650 Understand? 199 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:22,730 Guys, we got ten minutes. 200 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:25,930 Roll it. 201 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,270 Okay. 202 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:33,430 Okay. Step three. Pick out something nice and cozy like a cami or PJs. 203 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:35,390 Dudes, let's get real. 204 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:39,230 Girls act like they're all nice, but really, it's all just a lie. 205 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:43,250 So... Get your girls this instead. 206 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,570 Crotchless panties. 207 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:50,650 Just like a girl's heart, these crotchless panties have a big hole in 208 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,430 Gross. Okay, if a guy bought me that, I'd dump it that. 209 00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:57,570 Can we maybe try it with a pair of panties that have more crotch? 210 00:11:57,810 --> 00:12:00,050 Fine. As long as your girlfriend isn't offended. 211 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,350 Right? 212 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:02,910 Guys, we're still rolling. 213 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,160 Told you this is the perfect chill -out spot. 214 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,420 Still working on the book? 215 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,200 I'm staggered by its genius. 216 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,560 Hmm. Clever. 217 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,540 So peaceful here. I love it. Yeah. 218 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,400 Me too. 219 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,900 Of course, it may have something to do with the company. 220 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:30,480 Not too pushy. 221 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,040 I don't want to seem desperate. 222 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,660 I'm not complaining. 223 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,620 Okay, fine. 224 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,160 Rufus, come. 225 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,760 Come. 226 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,100 Good dog. 227 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,379 Good dog. 228 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,380 Got a dog? 229 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:50,620 Yeah. I found him on Craigslist, free to a good home. I named him Eggers. 230 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,820 I'm sure he'll get used to it. Right, Eggers? 231 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,440 So you just up and adopted him? 232 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,500 Well, it's better than going to some awful lab experiment. 233 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,520 Maybe we can walk him together. 234 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:04,460 He'll be like ours. 235 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,120 Whoa. Ours? 236 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,850 You're a great girl, but we just started going out and now a dog? 237 00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:14,830 Great. I went too fast. 238 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:16,630 Girl, you went NASCAR. 239 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,050 Eggers! 240 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:32,090 Dude, she likes him, not you. Just let it go. 241 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:36,350 You want to make the video funny? 242 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,810 Like really funny? 243 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,170 Roll the camera. 244 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,750 Okay, smell this. 245 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:52,910 Welcome to how to get back at your backstabbing best friend. 246 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:56,550 Step one, take some bloody lingerie. 247 00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,870 That's so cute. 248 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:04,950 You like that one. Step two, sneak it into his bag. 249 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:12,060 Step three, his girlfriend finds it, thinks he's buying fur, and slaps him in 250 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,560 the face for being a total perv. 251 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,260 Voila. Sweet revenge. 252 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,100 Cut. Classic. 253 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:21,800 Too bad we can never use that. 254 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,160 Hey, guys. 255 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:28,500 Hey, we're hitting the dot. We'll see you lovebirds later. Have fun. 256 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,680 This is like the Inquisition. I'm guilty until proven innocent. 257 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:39,230 Sit, Rufus Eggers, and don't bark, please. 258 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:44,630 Okay, but even if I get cleared, what about my reputation? I mean, being 259 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,150 of sexual harassment doesn't just go away. 260 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:49,970 The union will help you weather that storm once we get there. We've heard 261 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:50,970 could take months. 262 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:52,130 Not necessarily. 263 00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:55,970 We can't guarantee anything, but if you... I'm home, if anyone cares. 264 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:58,890 Better extremely late than never. 265 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,190 I was just trying and failing to have a normal life. 266 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:03,570 I'm sorry. 267 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,110 This is Monica. 268 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,130 The lawyer from the teacher's union. 269 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:10,690 Just here to help get things back to normal. 270 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,370 Normal. Whatever that is. 271 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,430 Is there a dog in the house? 272 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:22,050 I got him, but he's going back. 273 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:23,630 We'll both be out of your way. 274 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,650 You're not alone in this, Emma. 275 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:30,270 Tell that to the people who snicker behind my back. 276 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,130 or to my friends that aren't allowed to be here, or to the great guy that I 277 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:35,850 scared away because I am out of my mind. 278 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,850 That's my new normal, Monica. 279 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:43,990 I'm sorry. I really am. 280 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,850 Sorry about Derek getting all up in your kitchen like that. He's just jealous. 281 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,070 Hey, can I buy you some soap to cheer you up? 282 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,110 Let's just get out of here, okay? 283 00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:09,210 Your bags. 284 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:10,870 Open them. 285 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:15,010 You didn't search the other guys? Well, I had every reason to trust them. 286 00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:16,430 Come on, let's see. 287 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,710 Oh. 288 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,070 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 289 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,410 I don't know how it got there. 290 00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:23,930 Right. 291 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,070 You people always have a scam. 292 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,650 Tell the police your sob story again, no doubt. 293 00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:31,810 Phoebe, call security. 294 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:33,410 Run, now. 295 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:44,870 Just like a girl's heart, these crotchless pennies have big holes. 296 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,770 Gross. The film is rated NF. 297 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,110 Not funny. 298 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,010 Should have filmed Rachel's reaction. 299 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:51,550 Now that's comedy. 300 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,030 I knew that lady was racing. 301 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,510 I was not going to stick around. 302 00:16:58,790 --> 00:16:59,790 And face the cost? 303 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,850 I guess not. 304 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,610 Look, FYI, Danny. 305 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,800 You don't have to steal to impress me. 306 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:08,839 You think I was going to steal? I don't know. I barely know you. I'm not a 307 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:09,519 thief, okay? 308 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,040 Then why'd you run like one? 309 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,060 I must have done it because I'm black. 310 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:17,819 That's great. Oh, please. Do not play the race card with me. 311 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,819 I'm not doing anything with you. 312 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,920 Where's your little girlfriend? 313 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,760 She's not my girlfriend. 314 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,140 She didn't like a widow gift? 315 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,080 You put that in there? 316 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,260 Just want to raise you to see what a loser you are. 317 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,840 Guess it worked. 318 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,840 Did you think of what that racist manager would do when she found it? 319 00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960 Whoa, whoa, no, dude. 320 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,420 It was just a joke. 321 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,180 Really, it was just a joke. 322 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,940 It's never a joke when a blackhead gets caught with stuff in his bag. 323 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,460 Man, you just don't get it. 324 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,640 Dee? 325 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,360 I finished. 326 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,760 Thanks. 327 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,440 How's the dog? 328 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,820 Your dog? 329 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,540 Well, he's a family dog now. 330 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,180 Rufus Eggers and Snake really hit it off. 331 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,480 Cool. 332 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,340 The dog needs a good home. 333 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,640 Yeah. 334 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,780 I guess I really need my family too. 335 00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:46,890 I'll see you around, Damien. 336 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,270 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 337 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,330 Eggers. Dave. 338 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,390 He's got other books. 339 00:18:55,550 --> 00:19:00,430 You know, when a guy lends you his favorite books, maybe it's because he 340 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,430 you. 341 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:08,310 Though I haven't wrecked this, you don't think I'm crazy? 342 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,690 No. 343 00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:10,990 Just crazy enough. 344 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,300 Separating and recycling will save the world. 345 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,460 Hooray. 346 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,320 God help us all. 347 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,280 Fantastic! 348 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,580 All right, who's next? 349 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,140 Group Fuzzhead. 350 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,380 Earth didn't really turn out. 351 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,060 Surprise, surprise. 352 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,120 Actually, I finished it last night. 353 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,540 Get jealous when your best friend gets the girl you like. 354 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:58,520 Uh, Derek, how about for now we just focus on the assignment? 355 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,300 Uh, yeah, totally. Um, absolutely, focus. 356 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,240 Step two, try to get even with some stupid prank. 357 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,460 Sneak it into his bag. 358 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:14,380 Step three, let your best friend take the fall. 359 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,680 It was a joke. It's never a joke when a black kid gets caught with stuff in his 360 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,940 bag. Man, you just don't get it. 361 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:28,630 T, with these easy steps, you'll end up with no project, no girl, and no best 362 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:29,630 friend. 363 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:35,470 Real touching. 364 00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:37,790 C -plus. 365 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:40,490 Hey. 366 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,350 I'm so sorry. 367 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,610 For what? You invented racism? 368 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:49,770 No. You know, for coming in between you and Danny like that. 369 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,920 But... I'm Danny. 370 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500 Gotcha. 371 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,280 Good one. 372 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,320 Hey -o. 373 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,880 Come on, dude. 374 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,980 Looks like I got her back for you. 375 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,580 That's not the point, man. 376 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:09,060 You can't just sell me out to some racist the second you get mad or 377 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:12,280 I didn't even realize it can happen, okay? I swear. 378 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,840 So you were just being a jackass. 379 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,520 Just gotta wake up and smell the bigotry. 380 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Yeah, no kidding. 381 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,200 Come on, man. What more do you want? 382 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,560 Here. 383 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:24,900 Free shot. Come on. 384 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,300 It's not good enough, man. 25938