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Not bad.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Break was awesome.

Dream on, Finn. My granny can break a table better than that.

Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Yo, Spinner, my man, how long have you been rocking that gorgeous mullet?

I have cancer, dude.

I'm sorry, man.

Now I'm going through chemo, and I'm going to be fine.

Look on the bright side. Hello, medical marijuana. Way better than the stuff you

can score around these parts, right?

Well, they don't prescribe medical weed to teenagers.

Not to me, anyway, I ask.

If you have needs, I can facilitate.

I think we all need a change of venue.

Stat. I don't know, Jane. I have chemo in the morning.

Which is why you need to have fun tonight.

You gotta keep your spirits up, dude.

You're right. You're right.

Let's go have fun, huh?

Dinner. Hey.

How are you doing?

I think the better question is, how are you doing? I heard about the chemo. How

are you feeling?

Brutal. But, um, that's why I got invented crackers, I guess.

Um, isn't there something that'll work better, like medication?

I've tried every anti -puke pill out there.

Side effects made me drowsy, lazy, loopy, and a bunch of the other 12

Today, we continue our presentations.

Gavin Mason.

Better get yourself to the nurse.

You can do your presentation on Friday.

Can someone find the janitor?

Page Latte Run, Ronco. Way ahead of you, Andrea.

No whip, soy, heated precisely to 90 degrees.

Have my PDA reprogrammed. Commands are off -putting. Make them more affirming.

Affirming.

Is something wrong? Is this not what you had in mind?

Nobody looks like they're having any fun.

The models aren't smiling.

It's not marked, Paige.

You're as good as I was when I did your job.

Almost.

Thanks, David.

How long did it take you to get promoted?

Not long.

Four years -ish.

Come on, I'm being serious.

So am I.

And, uh, four years passes quickly.

Sort of.

Hey!

Coming, Andrea.

I

can't take

these. They put me to sleep for days.

Maybe that's what your body needs.

Can we have a second?

You know, I've had a few students undergo chemotherapy.

And there came a time for most of them where managing school and chemo became

too much.

I'd really like you to consider staying at home until the course of your

treatment is complete.

That's six weeks, Miss H.

I miss six weeks I don't graduate. This is about your health, Gavin.

About your life.

You can graduate later.

Miss H, I made a vow. Jimmy and I will graduate in June together.

Don't send me home.

Please, I'll find a way to deal.

Build it up, tear it down.

There is nothing left to say.

Should we go? Should we wait?

No one wants to waste away.

I don't think anyone would disagree with this statement. Technology continues to

improve all our lives.

But with the good comes the bad, and today, we'll discuss all of our

Don't. Simpson's gonna bust you. Shh.

I'm watching a monkey.

Shh.

Ah. Hey.

I call this a monster witch. Yeah.

Yeah.

How are you keeping that down?

New herbal supplement?

Yo. Dude.

Monkeys are awesome. I mean, they're just like us.

But with fur, you know.

Dude,

are you high?

What? You're high for saying that, am I? When really, it's more like, who's to

know? You know? Like, who and what and why and where.

What was I saying, man?

After you can rest, Your Honor, the defendant has smoked a chronic.

Hey, where have you been? I called you last night.

Oh, you did?

Yeah. The cell service blowed.

So I guess that's why you didn't get the text I sent you today.

I'm sorry. I'm just kind of in my own headspace.

I wasn't in a great mood, and I didn't want to bring you down.

Dude, don't ever worry about that, okay?

I'll just pick you up and put you back in a good mood. That's what I do.

All right.

All right, cool.

So do you want to hang out tonight, catch a movie or something?

Yeah, we could. Or there's this band playing at Lee's. They're so rad.

I don't know.

Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Meet me at the doors at 7, okay?

Paige, make sure the caterer doesn't include those Asian roles. I loathe

Everyone told me they adored them.

But they were wrong to like them.

Andrea, meeting.

We need to talk about these photos.

They're stark, depressing, and not going in our catalog.

Reshoot them.

That'll cost a fortune to buy us.

Although I do agree they're not working.

Unless we make them work.

The stark look, it works in black and white. We could drop out the color and

save ourselves a reshoot.

It's a thought.

A terrible one.

Tobias, I promise you, whatever you want, we will do.

Let's get this clear, Paige.

We do not need some plucky little upstart. I understand that, Andrea.

Oh, God, then understand this.

This is what I need.

A walking, talking PDA in cheap shoes.

These shoes are not cheap.

And feel free to watch them walk right out of here.

Mint tea.

Good for the stomach.

Working on a cup here.

Have a seat.

Peter is at his dad's yacht club, and I am here to study. Boring.

I hear that.

I mean, how does calculus or English help us deal with life?

It doesn't help me deal with cancer.

Yeah, and it doesn't help me deal with stuff.

So much of what I thought was important, you know, school, spirit squad, the

whole thing, it just seems so stupid to me now, you know what I mean?

Totally. It's like you just tore a page from the book of...

I'm sorry.

Tea doesn't help?

Nothing helps.

Well, there is one thing.

Parijuana?

Well, I've never tried it myself, but whatever works for you.

For the record, you are endorsing it?

I'm endorsing us ditching these textbooks and going to have a talk.

Will you be partaking?

They've changed, but not that much.

Fair enough.

Well, let's go talk.

up early someone was too excited about all the fab fun she and team fun kids

gonna have today it's not going to work i have decided to give myself a personal

day let them freak out i'm spending time with my roomies uh page we kind of have

a group project due for histiography what on earth is historiography the

of history okay that is too boring for words it behooves me as you and

closest friend oh actually i don't really like you It behooves me to give

both the mental break that you need.

Today, team, it's all about slowing down and smelling the bacon.

Maple bacon, the candy of meat.

Hey.

Where were you first period?

Had a late night. No big deal. I played the cancer card with Miss Smith and got

late. Yeah, but you missed the chem exam review.

I know all I need to know about chemistry.

D -H -C, my brother.

So this is your thing now?

Spinner Mason, chronic stoner.

So this is your thing now, Jimmy Brooks, guy who loves to bust balls?

Or in my case, ball.

That's funny.

Besides, I'm in the no weed zone today. I need my brain for school.

Hey, Jane.

Ooh, trouble in paradise.

Yeah, you could say that.

Jane.

Hey, listen. About last night, I'm really sorry.

I was totally high.

Just stayed at home and fell asleep in front of the TV.

You're lost. The show rocked. I bet.

Can I get a brain check?

So you blew me off last night, and now you're all over me.

Make up your mind, dude. Are you into me or not? I am.

Just give me a chance to prove it, okay? Tonight, it will be totally us. I

promise.

I live for matinee.

Me too. I'm so glad you talked us into this.

Just what the doctor ordered, a holiday from reality.

It's work.

Shouldn't you answer?

I'm probably wondering where you are.

What if they fire you?

I would go out, buy new shoes, and dance a jig all up and down the street.

But without a job, how would you pay for those shoes?

Eleanor, must you harsh my mellow?

In a world where men are men and women are women, one eunuch

holds the fate of all humanity.

So, um... You like DJ Storm, right? He's spinning this Saturday.

He DJ'd this party I was at and tore the roof off. It was so awesome.

We should, um...

We should really go check him out.

Wow.

This is fun.

I'm sorry.

I'm just a little... Hi?

No kidding.

It's been... I don't care. Just be awake.

It's easier said than done.

Chemo is having every bit of strength I have.

I know. No, you don't. You're dragging me here and there and everywhere.

Party, party, party. I don't want to party.

Then what do you want? I don't know. To talk and stuff.

Well, I was just trying to talk to you. About stupid parties I don't care about.

You want to know what I really did last night? I just hung out with Darcy, and

we had the greatest talk.

So you blew me off for your eck. That's awesome.

You know what?

Actually, it was awesome.

You know what, Spinner? Take your weed, your self -pity, and your great talk

with Darcy and jam it up your butt.

It's Friday.

Time for Spinner's presentation.

Okay. This book.

It's a very good book. It feels good in the hand.

It's by Margaret Lawrence, and it's called The Stone Angel.

Maybe you could start by telling us about the theme.

Right. Yeah, okay.

The most prevailing theme in this book is that of pride, and that's seen

through the...

Protagonist Hager?

Gavin, you're making a mockery out of this whole class.

Where are you going?

I'm going to get high.

Mr. Mason, I will have to give you a zero.

Just settle down.

Good day, Team Fun Kids.

Another personal day?

You know, I thought about going to work, and then I thought I'd rather go

shopping. I have everything we need for a fab ass of fun, including three DVDs,

one for each of our personal things.

Paige, um, you've had a fun holiday away from reality and everything, but it was

a holiday, meaning you go back.

Well, you know, I was thinking I could enroll in university next semester.

And you could have another psychotic break, because you hated university.

I know.

Marco, what am I going to do?

Well, think of it as four years.

Four years of school versus four years with Andrea. What gets you further?

You know, that little boat trying to climb the wave in the perfect storm.

That's me at work every day. I'm trying to get over that wave. I never do. Have

a little faith in yourself.

Wow.

I'm so high.

That's good, right?

Sweet freedom. So Quan's mad, who cares?

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Ben, it's fine. What's the worst that happened? You fail English?

For the third time.

What kind of idiot fails his own language three times?

Look, the system is stupid. I have half a mind to drop out of school. Yeah, but

you won't. I'm going to be stuck there forever.

Spinner, we're all in ruts that we can't bust out of.

Like the prison.

Dude, that is the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

Relax. You're getting paranoid. Well, you're making me paranoid. I'm just

talking. Okay, well, stop.

Stop talking.

Okay, I gotta go.

I gotta... I have to talk to Quan. I gotta apologize to Jane. I need to fix

life.

And I thought I was a mess.

David, this latte is cold, and don't even get me started on this rancid

I'm sorry, Andrea, I'll fix it.

No, you won't.

I will.

Soy latte.

Precisely 90 degrees, and I will have a new platter here within minutes.

And you're here why?

When you walked out, we had to move on. I know, it was so totally

unprofessional, but I've learned that no matter what I have to do at this job,

it's completely worth it.

The next time you leave me alone will be your last.

I need you, Paige.

Well, I'm here for the duration.

The black and whites look fab.

They look okay.

Tobias is damned.

Oh, don't get all ugly Betty on me. You have dude today.

Cute dude.

Thanks for understanding, my friend.

Well, from now on, take your medication.

And only your medication.

Jane, do you have a minute?

No, 60 seconds. Go.

So Miss H won't expel me if I stay at home until chemo's done.

And you're telling me this because... Because I want to know if you'd bring me

my homework.

And why would I do that?

I'm trying to ask you for another chance, okay?

You kind of, um... You kind of hurt my feelings, dude.

I know.

You were just trying to make me happy. I dumped all over you for it. I'm really,

really sorry.

I screwed up, too. I was trying to be your cheerleader, and I should have just

let you chill.

I realized something out there in the ravine.

Looking inside yourself really sucks.

I realized something else, too.

That I like you.

I really like you.

I like you, too.

Cool.

One more thing.