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Time.

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Time.

I couldn't make your day, baby.

Hi, Alex's voicemail.

Sorry, I haven't called. I wanted to, but... Okay, have

you ever felt like the subway is running over your lungs? Like you're trying to

breathe, but the entire train is just crushing your ribs?

Okay, I'm rambling. I just... I really, really, really hope that you're still

going to Marco and Dylan's this weekend.

That's it?

Oh, and I'll have your exam marked next week.

Uh, paid Mikhailchuk awards, please.

Um, Professor Janes, I was hoping we could talk, actually.

Um, I guess you thought I left the midterm.

Well, I mean, I did, but not, like... When someone walks out on an exam, I

to know why.

I sleep better.

Well, that's part of it.

Sleeping. I haven't been.

Ah, partying.

No, I swear.

Though the rest of my dorm has a lot. I just have so much work all the time.

Welcome to college.

It's stressful, and who knew there'd be so much math and marketing?

Paige, you need to pass this course to stay in the program.

Help me to. Please, I am seconds from losing my scholarship.

I don't want to discourage you, but not everyone is cut out for banting.

Professor Jane, my mom was a banting girl and I am a banting girl. I just

to get better at doing banting.

Take home midterm.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I know I can do better this time. Along with

your 20 -page essay on international branding and the chapter summary, you're

late on.

Thank you.

Professor Janes, don't worry. I won't let you down.

Makes no difference to me. Just don't let yourself down.

5 p .m. Monday.

Have a great weekend.

Hey, heard you need to get into the cat kitchen.

Well, I'm waiting for my mom to drive me home, so I thought I might help out a

friend. Funny, I don't see one.

Ouch.

I guess I could just go to Media Immersion and scroll through some of

picks. Ever put them back up online?

Dream on. I don't have time for people who manipulate others for their own fun.

And if he spins against you seven times a day and returns to you seven times

saying, I repent, forgive.

You showed my private photos to some 40 -year -old pervert. You can't make it up

with a Bible quote.

I repent, I repent, I repent, I repent, I repent, I repent, I repent.

What do you say now?

I say Matthew 10, 42.

Look it up and be here tomorrow morning at 7.

On a Saturday?

Buses don't even run that early. Whatever.

That's you.

I do not believe mom and dad are renovating this weekend.

And hello to you too. Mom and dad are renovating every weekend.

Hey, I missed you.

Here, homemade genetics, brain food.

I am starving.

Oh, are you sure that Ellie didn't make these?

Ellie took her laundry home for the weekend. Oh, and Joe, Kiko and Suki are

discovering our country's natural wonder.

Niagara Falls.

So, you are making the Michael Chuck family dinner?

Hey, I'm under enough pressure as it is with my parents coming too, okay?

You guys are having a double date with your folks?

Date? Gosh, no. Marco and I are just roommates, right, darling?

Exactly, darling.

Come on, let's get you some non -homemade snack.

You like?

I made it myself.

Feeling hostile, are we? It's not hostility, it's affection.

The message you left sounded like the fabulous Banting girl needed a little

of a cheer up.

Yeah, because the fabulous Banting girl has 12 tons of work to do.

Well, now I'm here.

And we have some serious catching up to do.

Great.

Okay, I'm begged.

Good night, ladies.

Night.

I gotta be up at cock -a -doodle -dawn to hit the bugs.

Right.

I should go.

No.

Wait.

Let's have a sleepover.

Right here.

Just friends.

Yeah, I know, Doofus. I have a girlfriend.

You are so lying.

You might have one friend at Banting next year.

Who?

You? Seriously?

Despite your doubts.

I am kicking butt at school.

Mark, not people.

Well, that is fantastic, hon. I am very glad that you proved me wrong.

Whatever.

Let's get our degree and then road trip.

Imagine a couple banting babes gone wild.

Thanks, Alex.

You're so comfy.

Good night.

Hey, I brought these for you. Great idea.

The homeless deserve beauty with their meals too, right?

Homeless what?

Our church group's doing a special dinner for them.

For tomorrow.

And I'm here this early because?

Did you read Matthew 10?

Uh, yeah. Something about a guy needs water, gives it to a disciple or

something.

I tell you the truth, he will certainly not lose his reward.

A .K .A. that forgiveness you want, a reward.

Right. So, uh, why are you here?

You'll need forgiveness for something, and you can start by peeling apples.

Oh, and, uh, Peter.

I'm pretty sure that you screamed, I love turkey, or something in the middle

your sleep last night. I was having a nightmare, okay? I was a nine -foot

turkey. Oh, good morning.

Good morning. I'm sorry, did you hear him or you just ran?

What?

Where's Paige?

She's on the bed.

I don't know.

I think I want... Hey,

you guys think you could be a little louder for me?

Um, how about you chill?

Like, don't you use, like, flour to make gravy? Well, you do, yeah. You use

flour, and you use, like, chicken broth, which is juicing and chicken dipping

and stuff. Yeah, I know, but make sure you get salt.

Yeah, okay.

Like, it's dark now.

Okay, it's dark.

You guys, you're ridiculous.

Please, take that.

This was grand, so careful. Don't put it in the micro.

Here's the walnut stuffing recipe for Dylan.

Remind him just a touch of sage.

Oh, Mom, can you come in for a sec? I'd love to, but the contractors... But your

daughter wants to tell you something.

Oh, can it wait?

Sorry, what is this, sweetheart?

Never mind.

Compared to renovation, Hal, it's nothing.

Unlike the contractors, you've never let me down.

Does she breathe like the rest of us, or does she produce her own air internally

like a blowfish?

Exactly.

Paige?

You all right?

Don't make me be nice.

Okay, you made me.

Paige Michaelchuck, you are the prettiest, smartest, bestest.

Pressure? What are you talking about?

Forget it, okay? Leave me alone. Go.

Forget what? What's wrong?

You don't get...

Okay, I'm much better at fridge touching. Just leave the turkey out. No,

arm's freezing. Just get out of here.

Salmonella is so not festive.

Everything okay? Alex bolted like she was on fire. Yeah, that's Alex being

You can't just leave poultry sitting out.

See, I told you, Dylan.

Excuse me, but I'm the one helping you.

You know what?

I'll cook. Take some parent pressure off you.

Don't you have an essay to cook up?

Yeah, I can handle my own course load. Thanks.

Both of you out.

Fine, I'm done. Fine.

There.

Try to relax. Everything will be fine.

When I'm nervous, I fidget.

No, no, no.

Is it too late to cancel?

Hey, Mom, Dad. Here, come in.

Hi.

This place looks great, Marco. Yeah, yeah, it's in.

For your house? Oh, thank you, Mr. Taurasi. Thank you.

Oh, I'll get that. Here. You get that?

Mom,

hey.

Hi, Sparta. Hey, how are you doing? Still no haircut.

Still no hair? No.

Butternut squash soup with frizzled leeks and creme fraiche.

A gourmet.

She's such a talent.

She won the Brownies Best Brownie Award when she was six. I always wished I'd

had a daughter.

I'm glad you didn't.

This looks delicious.

Are we late? We brought buns.

I made buns.

Don't be rude.

Hello, Alex.

Dylan? Oh, yeah, I've got some extra chairs in our room. My room.

What are you doing here? Well, you invited me, and I wanted to make sure

were okay after your little breakdown.

Breakdown?

Alex is a pathological liar.

Alex, maybe we should just... Hey, no arguing over dinner. Sit.

Now, who's your friend?

This is Carla, my imaginary girlfriend.

Hey. Tio, forgeto.

I don't understand.

Tino.

Tio.

Slow down.

Is there a problem?

My Greek's a little rough.

I think he wants an extra piece of pie. Is that all right?

You speak Greek?

Yeah, I learned some from my papa.

Grandpa. He used to eat a lot of dessert, too.

Tell him you peeled the apples yourself.

Yeah, let's try.

Murad, uh, fueled them myself.

The pomegranate dressing, just exquisite.

Paige, you could have got a scholarship for chef school, too. Mom.

Oh, and Dylan has had offers recently to play pro hockey in Switzerland.

Once my visa comes through.

Yeah, don't remind me.

Did you know Carla's an honors grad student? And she's captain of the

distance running team.

I'll clear the salad plate. Banting wanted Paige for their power squad.

They called it cheerleading when I was captain.

But she chose to focus on academics.

Mom, please. Once Paige gets her honors degree, the Banting MBA program...

Sweetie, tell everyone how Banting has the most prestigious program.

Why don't we talk about something else?

Fine. Oh, don't you have some sort of announcement?

Yes. The turkey's ready.

She's so modest.

Darcy, want a ride home?

Sure, but I thought since the whole street racing thing, you can't.

No, I can drive.

Did they give you your license back?

Yeah. I didn't hit the guy. I'm in the clear.

Or it'll cost you.

Will half a pie do?

Hey, take it out through my bapu.

Here it is, complete with traditional Michael Chuck family...

Walnut stuffing.

Looks delicious.

Paige, let's hear your news.

Really, it's more of a dessert and coffee kind of thing.

Dean's list?

A birth three?

New boyfriend, hmm?

Who wants white and who wants dark?

White.

I told

you not to overstuff the bird.

Traditional Michael Chuck family walnut stuffing.

We still have Brussels sprouts.

Yummy. And carrot.

Hey.

Everybody's so worried about you.

Except my pops, who's still, you know, eating. But take that as a compliment.

I blew up.

A 20 -pound turkey.

Yeah?

Come on, Paige, that's not all that's bothering you.

What is it?

What could possibly have my smart, beautiful, talented friend go down?

Don't call me that. I am an idiot. I have fooled all of you.

You are too stressed.

Is it school with all that work you brought home?

Paige, I...

You're not the only one.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

Last week, I got a C - on my side paper.

I should drive back tonight.

What? Tonight? It's three hours away.

It's fine, Marco.

I'll tell my parents and then go.

Are you sure?

Hey, you call me if you need to talk, all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, 250K an hour, four months.

You've never gone that bad.

Peter, there are not enough airbags in this world.

License and registration.

What do we do?

Just relax.

The athlete can go faster than that one.

But they're on bikes.

Yeah, especially the ones on bikes.

We got a Peter Stone here, N31 Knauth Avenue, please.

Out of the car, please.

Why? Stop.

Well, your friend Peter here has been driving with a suspended license.

It's true.

believe I actually started to like you. You'll never change.