All language subtitles for Dead Gorgeous s01e07 Hazels Tree

The things that change, the things that
stay the same.

Life and death are not so far apart.
Walking through the walls and I

wouldn't have it any other way.

Life and death are not so far apart.

From where we are.

Hazel, what are we doing?

Making sure we're not late for assembly.

But it's half five in the morning.

I know.

And you're always late for assembly.

Well, the old Hazel was always late for
assembly.

Whereas the new Hazel is always on time
and is neither stubborn nor

argumentative.

The new Hazel is rather dull.

Right.

So what happened?

Miss Sinclair told me I had 37 demerit
points and she can expel me if I get 40.

So I have to be quiet and well behaved
from now on.

Which is possible.

And I can do it as it makes me feel
neither angry or irritated or stubborn

all.

I did not just do that.

It is the way he uses such unpretentious
language and also pulls you so

completely into the story.

Seeing as he got on so well with your
first Hemingway, how about we try

to Arms next?

Yes, please. Anything else by such a
modern writer would be amazing.

A modern writer?

It could be pretty strange, Sophie.

But your enthusiasm's great.

Is this the book, Claire? Yes.

Not exactly oversubscribed, is it? Well,
I'm afraid, Headmaster, that Sophie's

the only pupil interested in joining.
But I love it. It is wonderful.

We discuss books.

Well, Mrs Miller, I have some new
recruits for you.

These pupils are all behind on their
literacy, so I told them they have to

A little more reading and a little less
music. Video TV is the answer.

Is music video TV the channel where the
girls perform very strange dance moves,

which include hip gyrating?

That's the one.

But not for these pupils anymore.

Well, Mrs Miller, I'll leave them in
your capable hands. Oh,

you'll love this club. I'm sure of it.
We will have so much fun discussing

literature.

This after -school project will be an
exciting and rewarding activity.

you'll be involved in establishing our
very own hydraulic water pump.

Yet water is not exciting.

Chocolate milkshakes are exciting.

May we do a project on chocolate
milkshakes instead?

This pump will need to be large enough
to generate water for the whole of the

school's ten -acre site.

That's not exactly fascinating.

Hazel, think carefully.

Three demerits away from expulsion,
remember?

Sorry, I meant to say, goodness, water,
how incredibly fascinating.

I'm glad you feel that way, because we
will be starting as soon as possible.

First, we're going to knock down this
peppercorn tree to make room for the

pump. What did you say?

I said we are going to knock down this
peppercorn tree.

But you cannot. I think you'll find we
can, and we will.

Besides, you're hardly in a position to
argue, are you? Yes, Miss Sinclair.

What is wrong?

Miss Finn... I cannot put... Stupid,
stupid

water. Well, I do not understand.

She said Miss Sinclair is going to chop
down the peppercorn tree and Hazel can't

argue with her in case she is expelled.
And then she said, stupid, stupid water.

Your peppercorn tree?

The one you planted with Mother?

The day before...

The day before we died.

Stupid water.

I still do not understand the part about
stupid water. She wants to build a

hypnotic water pump.

So she's knocking down my tree for her
hypno -water.

And... Do not worry.

We will think of something.

We must.

Planting the tree was the last thing
Mother and I did together.

So, Sophie and I have been discussing
Hemingway. Has anyone else here read The

Old Man and the Sea?

I thought not.

Mrs Miller. Yes. So, instead of reading
the books, couldn't we just, like, watch

the DVDs? Well, that's hardly the same,
Christine.

But most things are based on books,
aren't they? Not all.

And, like, can you all be a little bit
quieter? I'm trying to read a magazine

here. Mrs Miller. Yes.

What do you reckon?

I reckon...

that the point is to read. But I have so
many DVDs and hardly any books.

Well, I'm sure we can provide you with
books, Christine.

So we'll just pick one that's based on a
film.

But, Mrs Miller, could you... Make them
focus.

This isn't a lesson, Sophie.

It's a book club.

It's for fun.

It's not fun anymore.

Sorry, didn't mean to frighten you.

Are you okay?

I'm just upset about this tree.

I'm okay.

How come?

Um, the reason is that I love all trees,
and though

I may have never mentioned it, trees are
my favourite things.

So are you, like, an environmentalist?

Um, no.

Yes, I am.

Well, that helps.

I mean, do you envy mental people you
forget their way?

Sometimes.

I mean, they're pretty big on saving
trees.

Then I am an envy mental, and I have to
save this tree.

Yet, somehow I have to do this without
getting expelled.

You could start a campaign.

I don't think teachers can give demands
for campaigns.

Not if it's for a good cause.

You truly think so?

Pretty much.

Then I shall do that, then. I shall
start a campaign.

You'll be on compare, Matty, and I will
envy mental.

It's actually environmentalist.

Jonathan, is there anything you can tell
me about envy mental?

I would, if I knew what an envy mental
was.

People who save trees with campaigns.

They normally wear sandals.

Wear sandals.

Oh!

Sometimes they have dreadlocks too.

Oh, I crashed again.

Hazel, you can't just make it go off
every time you lose.

Oh.

So, what are dreadlocks?

Dreadlocks are like big matted bits of
hair.

Oh.

Is there anything else you can tell me?

Um, I usually play a lot of acoustic
guitar, mainly issue -based folk songs.

Jonathan, you'll be unconcerned. I'm an
environmentalist. I think you mean an

environmentalist.

Goodness. What on earth are you doing?

I'm making her look like an
environmentalist. This is how they wear

looks awful.

One of you needs to bathe.

Well, that is me.

I cannot bathe anymore.

It would be a betrayal to my cause.

Now I am truly confused.

Well, I remembered reading somewhere
that environmentalists do not believe in

wasting water.

So there will be no more bathing for me.

Also, I am learning the guitar in order
to perform some issue -based folk songs.

So where have you been?

Goodness. What are those?

They look...

Terrible. I do not care what they look
like. I am doing this because I care

about something.

What do you care about, Rebecca?

Looking pretty.

And the importance of a good manicure.

So I care about literature.

Hazel is trying to save her tree. And
you, you care about the importance of a

good manicure.

I care about other things also.

Such as?

Boys.

There must be something else.

Friday 15th.

Tomorrow. Look, I... I must start my
campaign right away.

Uh,

Hazel? How come you look like a
Woodstock throwback?

No. Why would we care?

Headmaster, there must be some other way
to improve their literacy.

But surely the best way to improve
literacy is for them to read more.

But they are not reading.

I had found a place where... a place
where I could simply... Be yourself?

That's the answer. Be yourself.

Explain to them why literature means so
much to you.

Really? Yes, really.

How did it go?

Hopefully you will have better luck than
me.

in support of my campaign.

But there's only one signature on it.

Yours, a hundred times.

Indeed. That simply shows how strongly I
feel about it.

So now you care about this tree because
you are an environmentalist. That is

right.

Oh, please also note my hair and
sandals.

You know, there's always one of you
Ainsworth girls in here asking for

something. The thing is, Hazel, that
hydraulic water pump... is good for the

environment. In what way is hypnotic
water good for anything?

It's hydraulic.

Never mind.

Water restrictions are increasing and
therefore it is very important that we

produce our own water and the school
becomes self -reliant.

than it is due to your appalling level
of hygiene.

Is it better?

I have found myself a cause to truly
care about.

Animal rights. I love animals.

Especially kittens.

Kittens are adorable.

I'm an animal writer.

If it is cruel to animals, then I am
against it.

But, Rebecca, you were eating a
cheeseburger.

You were eating meat.

But I love cheesebaggers.

All the same.

You were right.

Of course.

I shall eat no more cheesebaggers.

Never again will I devour the cruel but
very tasty, utterly delicious.

I'll find another course to care about.

Cheesebaggers are simply too good.

me some advice.

There's a problem with my campaign.

Sure, I'll help if I can. I found out
yesterday that hypno -water object is

good for the environment.

Yeah, that's true.

There was no little time. I truly love
that tree.

Hazel, what makes this tree so
important?

Just that it reminds me of a tree that
my mother once planted.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Well, maybe if you could get some more
pupils involved.

If you had enough people on your side,
you could even form a human barricade

around the tree.

You know, sure, headmaster of the school
cares more about the tree. Except they

do not.

They do not seem to care at all.

Sophie has been asked by headmaster
Griffith to talk to you today about why

loves to read.

Whoop -de -doo!

I have written down a few things that
may make you feel more like reading.

Your school, your friends.

For example, reading a passage from a
well -respected novel can be a very good

way to impress a potential suitor. A
potential what?

I know some boys may be shocked if you
choose something inappropriate, so stay

away from the controversial yet
marvellous Lord Byron.

Choose something gentle, like a William
Wordsworth poem.

Wait, are you honestly suggesting we try
to get a guy's attention by reading him

poetry? Of course.

And reading aloud can be a wonderful
party trip. Say, for example, you're not

musical, yet you've been asked to
perform at a social gathering.

Well, a literary recital is just
perfect.

Um, can we watch the film now?

Just one more thing.

A book can take you anywhere.

Literally anywhere. And if you're stuck
somewhere for a terribly long time,

then... Reading can make you feel as
though you have travelled the entire

Or if you're a normal person, you can
just take a plane.

OK, play.

Oh, again.

Too pretty.

Rebecca, what exactly are you doing?

Oh, well, I'm giving to the needy.

You see, I'm going to give all the
clothes that I no longer need to the

people in, um, in, um... Well, I don't
know. Wherever it is they need them,

because I care about the poor.

Yet the only thing you have in here is
one shoe.

Well, yes, as it turns out, there are
very few clothes that I no longer need.

Rebecca, you have a whole wardrobe of
clothes you no longer need.

Is they all 150 years out of date?

Oh, this is so difficult.

I cannot... I cannot find a cause I
genuinely care about.

Do not worry. You'll find something.

Perhaps you just need a little help to
truly care.

when all of a sudden my bleeper goes off
saying that you have been misusing your

abilities. So now, you need to come with
me.

Um, how have I been misusing my
abilities?

Because you are not supposed to use your
powers to influence other people.

Hasn't anyone ever told you that?

Um, no.

Oh, yes.

Right, that must have slipped my mind.

Whoopsie -daisy.

I'm sure it was on my to -do list.

But you should have known anyway, so...
To my office.

Now.

Come on, skedaddle.

Pretend that I don't have eternity.

I'm sorry, Agatha, but I did not know.

She makes an interesting point.

After all, what is knowledge, you know?

What does it truly mean to know
anything?

She should know right from wrong.

Ah, but what is right and what is wrong?

Who is the arbiter of our moral compass?

Is it the inner self or society's
constraints?

Surface, will you please shut up?

Sorry, Agatha.

Think about it. Is it really okay to
scare people into doing what you want?

course not. I just did not know what
else to do.

Please, Agatha, will you help me? I'm
sorry, not this time.

You know how the ghost council are.

I'm waiting for them to text me.

I have to see what they decide about
this whole situation.

I thought you may like some company.

Where is Rebecca?

Another make -up crisis, perhaps?

Again, I do not know.

She hurried off, saying she had
something terribly important to do.

What will you do?

Well, I wanted to form a barricade, but
there is just me, and a barricade of one

isn't very barricading.

A barricade of two may be slightly
better.

And I'm sure Rebecca will come too, and
Matty and Jonathan.

It may just work.

And even if it doesn't, we have to try.

There is something I must try too.

Mrs Miller, I've been thinking and
thinking, and I've decided that I'm

start my own book club.

I realise I may well be the only member,
but... Oh, I understand, Sophie.

And, you know, if you ever just want to
have a chat with me about books, you can

always just stay after...

Very sweet.

You're kind of cold.

Aren't you nervous to eat?

As am I.

We should simply head to the tree.

But Rebecca's not here.

Perhaps you will come later.

This actually has been a bad barricade.

I mean, if they decide to chop the tree
down, we're done for, but... It'll be

worth it. Yeah.

Yeah, mate, you just get started on this
bit.

Easy for you to say.

Oh, it's high with... Hazel Ainsworth,
you are three demerits away from

expulsion. I think you should untie
yourself immediately, don't you? You

give her demerits for fighting for a
good cause.

She's turning up for what she believes
in. Explain to me exactly why you think

this tree is more important than the
hydraulic water pump.

We and my... my mother... What about
your mother?

Seeing as that was such an unconvincing
argument, I think we're back to where we

started.

Hazel, this is your final warning. If
you do not untie yourself in the next 50

seconds, I will pull you away by force
and expel you.

For your own safety, of course.

Hazel, I think you should do what Miss
Sinclair asks.

How is it going?

Well, aside from the fact that I'm about
to be expelled, I would say it's going

really well.

Do not worry.

I can help.

Miss Sinclair, did you know that this
tree is protected by a covenant on the

school's lethal?

In fact, the document the headmaster is
reading now explains that if you were to

cut down this tree, then the school
would be legally obliged to leave the

property immediately.

Tell me she's talking rubbish.

I know, she's absolutely correct.

We would have been evicted, but Queen
Victoria has saved our skins.

That was close.

Good work, Rebecca.

Well done.

My tree is safe!

My... Rebecca,

is something the matter?

Oh, you have been very quiet since it
all happened.

Well, I am so pleased Hazel's tree is
safe.

But I still cannot find a cause to care
about.

Rebecca, how long did you spend
searching through old documents in the

to find that covenant?

I have been searching for the last few
days.

The idea came to me when Hazel first
heard the news. I did not want to

it and get her hopes up in case I was
unsuccessful.

The Covenant and the Leap.

It was written by Mother to protect the
tree the two of you planted.

Rebecca, I think it is perfectly obvious
what cause you care about.

It is?

Yes. You care about us.

All right.

I do not need another cause. I care
about you.

And Bonnie.

And looking pretty. Cool.

So, the ghost council finally texted.

And emailed.

And sent smoke signals.

They do get a little bit carried away
sometimes.

They are not impressed, and they feel
that some form of punishment is

However, they liked your issues -based
folk song.

They felt that the way you blended some
Bob Dylan with some Beatles was

inspired.

I disagree, but there you go.

So, for your punishment, they would like
you to write them a song.

I'm here for my new book club. Oh,
welcome.

I thought we could start with some
Plato.

Oh, a folk heroine.

No, that was Beowulf.

I'm a fast reader. We may start with all
of them.