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Wow, it is already on.
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so good
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Good job.
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Take it home.
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No need to thank us, sir, as we will not
appreciate it. We have no consciousness
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whatsoever.
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Merely a automaton is here to serve.
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Mid -twelve.
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She's new.
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He looked at me. I put your parents'
message on to soothe you.
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Thank you.
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He finds it soothing.
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The message was damaged in transit from
Krypton to Earth.
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But what is there?
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We love you more than heaven, our son.
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We love you more than man, too.
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Our beloved home will still be gone
forever.
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But hope, my life is our heart, and that
hope is you, Kal -El.
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We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good, and
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live out Krypton's truth.
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That place is Earth.
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And the rest of the message is lost.
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14 fraction dollars.
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Damage to bladder, hippie, large
intestine, lung.
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Our course is a mess.
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No dose of yellow sun will have to pump
an adamant note.
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No can do, Four. I've got to get back to
the fray.
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But these Hammond fellows got to beat
you at full power.
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Third.
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What is this?
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Crypto!
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What the hey, dude? I thought... You've
destroyed the whole thing.
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Superman robot. I thought I told you to
keep an eye on him. We feed the canine,
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but he is unruly.
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And he realizes we are not flesh and
blood and couldn't in our heart care
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whether he lives or dies.
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The alien is on its way back.
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Your superman has abandoned you. The
people of Moravia will not ignore him
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inserting himself into our hair.
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30 more minutes 38 G
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We have the engineer.
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The target has led us to the ice castle.
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The rumors are true. I don't know how
it's held.
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Two to one.
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Like the entire structure has ascended
into the ice.
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We have what we need. Return to base.
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I can't really do it less.
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Your pride won't be making our choices
today, Angela. Thank you. We'll need
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than you when we enter.
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Thumbs one to two.
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Done what we need to do.
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Wrap it up.
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The United States will continue to
build...
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Maybe should have done that thing in Jar
Hand for Superman.
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You're late again, Kent. Sorry, Perry.
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Hey, loser.
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Hey, dude.
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Hey, what do you got against an adverb,
Kent?
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How are we supposed to know how we feel
when we read this malarkey? In sports
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writing, you learn the sentence is to
modify.
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Hey, that's mom's barbecue opening at
Roadkill lately.
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What's that car?
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Sorry, mom.
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Sorry.
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Thanks,
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Kat. Did you read this crutch?
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I thought it was a great car.
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Great?
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Why do we not want to tease you? But,
um,
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only this side can crash.
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that you clark it's been a minute tell
him don't be a stranger don't be a
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stranger i uh yeah i heard him okay i
gotta go i gotta run okay buddy so this
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guy just flew into midtown and started
attacking people demanding for superman
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to show up yeah oh that's my article and
actually to make it through your
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writing clark knowledge is worth many
sacrifices that isn't one of them very
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funny
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22 people in the hospital, over 20
million in property damage. It does make
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wonder. Wonder what?
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As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't
completely dig through the
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ramifications of the Bravia thing.
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But this guy is even from Bravia.
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What do you mean his name is the Hammer
of Bravia? Yeah, I doubt his parents
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named it that, Jimmy. We have no clue
what his actual goal was here. I think
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it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking
Superman's ass. He didn't completely
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kick Superman's ass.
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Pretty thoroughly, Carter.
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I see Superman did say he thought the
hammer might be faking an Arabian
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Superman said that. Yeah, I interviewed
him right afterwards. Great guy.
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You know, it's funny that you keep
getting all these interviews with
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Clark. I don't think there's anything
funny about good journalism, Lois.
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What you're looking at, my friend, is
the most powerful being on planet Earth.
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Ultraman.
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You created this man.
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Check this out. The engineer.
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Former special operator whose blood I
infused with microscopic machines called
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nano. Which he can form into anything he
can imagine.
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And of course, you're familiar with my
flying armored forces, Raptors.
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Altogether, they're a thoughtable force.
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be called Planet One.
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More than capable of containing any
other worldly threat.
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So you want the Defense Department to
hire the Meta -Humans to take down the
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Kryptonians? After Superman acted with
violence against our Arabian allies, I
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think it would be worth considering.
They'd lose the world.
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Naive, maybe, but well -intentioned.
Well, I don't know the intentions of an
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unintended fire hose, General.
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I just do what I can, not to be
splagged. Mr. Luther.
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The disarming Director Crawley.
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The country of Baravia has purchased
over $80 billion worth of arms from
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Corps for the past two years. And? And
no one would profit more from a war with
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Baravia and John for than you. A cynic
might say that having Superman out of
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way might not be bad for business.
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Well, what's particularly bad for
business is dying. And I have a distinct
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feeling that's where we're all headed.
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with the Kryptonian running wild. So
we're going to lock up all metahumans
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The other metahumans aren't going off
half -cock, interfering in foreign
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affairs. They don't have, and I have
proof of this, a hidden headquarters in
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Antarctica that violates 12
international treaties.
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And they aren't alien.
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Shouldn't all that be more than enough
reason for Planet Watch to at least
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the Kryptonian in for questioning?
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Admittedly, I'm not comfortable.
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For the being from another planet as
dangerous as him on the loose.
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But the optics?
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Superman is popular.
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Less so every day, according to chatter
online. Not to mention the potential
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risk of failing to contain him. I assure
you, Secretary, we can contain him.
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Yeah, they got the stuff.
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What's this kryptonite stuff called?
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It's called kryptonite. Well, it killed
him, right?
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As far as we can ask, and there's none
left on the planet. I have a workaround
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for that. Well, what it doesn't matter,
Lex.
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Because without solid proof of malicious
intent, it's just not worth the risk.
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what are we doing here three months ago
we had our first date and so to
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celebrate i am making you your favorite
breakfast for dinner that's your
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favorite you love breakfast yeah for
breakfast do you love it for dinner
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It's very funny today.
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What? Hilarious. A little back and forth
we had going.
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You're giving me guff for my article.
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Jimmy was eating it up.
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I wasn't asking, Clark.
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If you keep interviewing yourself,
eventually people are going to figure it
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What?
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And ethically, these interviews are
hugely problematic.
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I mean, you literally know the
questions, didn't you?
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Okay, so why'd you interview me?
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I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.
Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. I can
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handle any question that comes my way.
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Are you being serious right now?
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Yeah.
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You let me interview you as Superman.
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Sure.
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I don't know.
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Ready?
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Let's do it, Cronkite.
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Miss Lane.
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Recently, you've come under a lot of
fire. A lot of fire.
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It's a lot.
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Today, the Secretary of Defense said he
was going to look into your actions in
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Arabia.
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That's funny?
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It's not funny. It's just my accents.
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I stopped a war.
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Maybe. Not maybe. I did.
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Okay. How?
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Well, Arabia invaded Jarhanpur, and I
showed up and told them that wasn't
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And? And smashed them. and things and
planes and some other stuff.
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There were no casualties and no
significant injuries.
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Did you interact at all with the
president of Bravia, Vasile Gurko?
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A very small amount.
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What's a very small amount?
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I don't know.
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This is all in the record. Yeah, but
that conversation was between the two of
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us. Yeah, and I would ask that question
whether or not I knew the answer to it.
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Really?
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the war, I went to see Gurkost. Where?
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In the capital of Luchbek at the Royal
Palace. And? And I took a private
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audience with Gurkost.
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How? I blew him out to the desert and
I... And I played it until he ended the
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game.
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Packed it.
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So, Torque? No, not Torque. It's spikes
for like, not even that big.
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What did you say?
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I told him that if he ever messes with
Jarhan Bergen, he'll have to personally
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answer to me. What did you mean by that?
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That if such events occurred, we would
have a more serious discussion, that's
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all. More serious than tearing up his
back on a captain? Kirkos was going to
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kill people. You seem to keep forgetting
that. In effect, you illegally enter
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the country, inserting yourself in the
middle of an incredible sheet of
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geopolitical... No, no, no. Hold on a
second.
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...siding with a nation, Jarhanfor,
which historically has not been a
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friendly... Jarhanfor has changed.
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That's technically our ally and then
threatens to murder their head first of
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whether or not your hands were is an
imperfect country Does not give another
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nation the right to the Arabian
government means they're freeing the jar
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historian from a tyrannical regime You
know, that's very silly. I do the
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government of all people is saying this
come on. This is on the record No, no
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now now you're being
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dishonest Because who knows as well
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as I do that the Barabian government is
not well -intended. That's almost
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certainly the case, but do I know that?
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No, I don't.
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Can we go home?
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Yeah, fine.
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Do you think this is going well?
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This is going well?
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Um, I think I'm doing a good job.
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Superman, did you consult with the
president before entering Barabian
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No.
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I
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wasn't
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representing anybody except me and
myself and good, I don't know, doing
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that really how you feel?
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I question it.
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Yeah, I would question myself in the
same situation and hold off a beat and
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consider the consequences. People were
going to die!
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Okay,
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I'd like to change the subject.
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If I could.
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Okay. You've gotten a lot of heat on
social media lately.
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I don't read that stuff.
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Superman doesn't have time for selfies.
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Third person.
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You're referring to yourself in third
person now? No, it's just a thing I came
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up with that I thought I'd try to work
into the next interview.
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It's on record.
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Okay, well, not the part where I said
that. Yes, that part. No, that part was
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aside. That was off the record. You have
to say off the record beforehand, not
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after. Why are you being like this? It's
fine. I won't write that you spend your
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spare time trying to think up
soundbites, which are terrible, by the
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Social media. Yes.
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As you may know, or...
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Maybe you don't. You claim not to read
any of that stuff. Very seldom.
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Maybe sometimes people catch you reading
it and become very upset.
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Okay, well you can't use that.
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People on social media are being vicious
because you are an alien, yeah? Yes.
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I've been very honest about that from
the beginning.
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I come from a planet called Krypton.
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Okay. Which is gone now, by the way.
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Destroyed. Along with all of my history,
my parents.
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They sent me here as a baby to save my
life.
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Here? Where? I'm not going to say that.
You know I'm not going to say that.
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Okay.
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What do you know about these biological
parents, George?
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Just that they sent me here to serve
humanity and to help the world to be a
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better place.
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They said that?
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They did.
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They sent a message along with me.
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That message is why I do what I do.
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I cherish it more than anything.
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Because you understand.
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Now, there are an awful lot of people
out there maintaining you're here for
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nefarious purposes.
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Hashtag super spy, hashtag super dead.
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Come on, Lois. You know that one
specifically.
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It was me. This is on the record, Clark.
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I didn't make it up. It's what people on
the internet are saying.
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I'm going to go.
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Really? Come on, Clark. Don't eat it.
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I'm not doing anything.
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No? No, that's not you? Packing up your
shit and walking out of an interview?
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I'm not walking out of an interview. I'm
just late.
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You do every time your face is gone.
When you get mad, you pout. I'm not mad.
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Nothing is wrong.
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Look, I gave you a nice long interview.
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Longer than I ever gave myself, by the
way. Oh, you can time your imaginary
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00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,540
interviews with yourself? That's a thing
you can do?
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You've got a lot of good stuff.
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Some stuff you can't use. I am well
aware.
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What does that mean?
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You look bright ahead.
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00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:14,510
But how are we going to gain access?
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Oh, ye little bit.
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I do apologize, but this is a restricted
area.
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Well, we came for him.
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Hopefully there's something on here we
can use to convince the general Superman
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requires immediate action.
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I can't stand a better human, but he's
so much worse.
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Superman.
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He's not a man.
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He's an it.
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A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid
outfit will somehow become the focal
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point of the entire world's
conversation.
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Nothing felt right since he showed up.
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I know, but...
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I've sacrificed my own humanity to help
get rid of it.
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Can you get in?
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It might take a while.
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What if the Kryptonian shows up? Don't
worry.
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I'm creating a struggle.
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00:30:34,390 --> 00:30:35,390
What?
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It's damaged,
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but there's more.
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I can recover the rest.
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Go ahead!
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Run!
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It's an awfully small distraction.
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It'll get bigger.
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coffee shop about seven feet tall, but
it has apparently been growing.
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00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,880
Everybody okay?
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00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:02,660
Hey buddy, eyes up here.
302
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,900
Deep, slow breaths, ma 'am.
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00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:44,340
You're gonna be fine.
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00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:04,370
of nonsense.
305
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,510
You know what I mean?
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00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:13,370
You can afford $1 ,000 concert tickets.
The Justice Gang has arrived on the
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scene. That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl,
and Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the
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Lord Tech Corporation.
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00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:20,030
Get out!
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The tide is tough, but it's off balance.
I was trying to figure out a way to get
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it out if you're alive.
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00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,600
Get us someplace where we can study it.
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00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:14,060
Oh, come.
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00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,200
Josh, there's gotta be a better way to
do this.
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00:37:14,070 --> 00:37:17,570
Yeah. He's... a little... ranger.
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00:37:23,930 --> 00:37:24,930
Woo!
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00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,090
Had your steaks all round, huh?
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00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:32,910
I was hoping we could capture it and
take it to an intergalactic zoo or... at
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00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:35,050
least euthanize it less painfully. Come
on.
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00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,280
Why is nobody clapping?
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00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:06,680
This has to be BS.
322
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,060
Well, they couldn't be mistaken. Oh, no.
Well, that sounds very disturbing.
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00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:18,680
28 of the world's top linguists have
confirmed the translation, and 30 of the
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00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,840
top forensic computer techs have
confirmed the validity of the footage
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00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,420
Any chance that they're mistaken?
326
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:26,780
Unfortunately, no.
327
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,820
You have to put it this way. Let's take
a look.
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00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,620
We love you more than heaven.
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00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,860
We love you more than land.
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00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,640
Our beloved home is to be gone forever.
331
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,300
But hope vitalizes our heart. And that
hope is you, Khaled.
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00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:51,480
We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good and live
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00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,520
out Krypton's truth.
334
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,760
That place is Earth. I don't get it.
What's bad about that?
335
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:03,260
The people there are simple and
profoundly confused.
336
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:07,340
Weak of mind and spirit and body.
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00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:12,060
Lord over the planet and the last son of
Krypton.
338
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,740
Dispatch of anyone unable or unwilling
to serve you.
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00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,960
Take as many wives as you can.
340
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,060
Spirit means that Krypton's might and
legacy will live on in this new
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Do us proud, our beloved son.
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00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,420
Rule without mercy.
343
00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:39,580
What about all the kind acts Superman
has performed over the years, leaving
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countless lives? No, he's grooming us,
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00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:50,180
lulling us into complacency so he can
dominate without resistance, forging a
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00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,180
path for his...
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00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:58,010
super -powered descendants who rule the
Earth, but will not accept that.
348
00:39:58,530 --> 00:39:59,650
Will you?
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00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:08,390
I'm... I'm scared.
350
00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:10,870
I will admit that. I am scared.
351
00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:17,490
Because who knows how large his secret
terror is already.
352
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:56,460
If any of that message is even remotely
true, then you are exactly the kind of
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00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:59,820
alien threat I was commandeered by the
Green Lantern Corps to protect this
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00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:00,638
planet against.
355
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,680
Back off, guys!
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00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,960
Guys,
357
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,300
relax.
358
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:10,900
Was the message real or not?
359
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,760
The first half was real.
360
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:18,800
The second half was damage from Krypton
to Earth.
361
00:41:19,370 --> 00:41:20,670
Gotta be doctors. No way, Clark.
362
00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:23,030
I know there's computer forensics guys.
363
00:41:23,270 --> 00:41:24,390
They're not gonna say it's legit.
364
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,390
Unless they are sure.
365
00:41:27,530 --> 00:41:28,770
I'm so sorry, man.
366
00:41:29,010 --> 00:41:30,970
But there's no way that message is fake.
367
00:41:31,850 --> 00:41:33,130
Where'd they get the footage, though?
368
00:41:46,010 --> 00:41:48,670
Are you considering playing...
369
00:41:49,779 --> 00:41:53,740
We're talking with the president, and we
are reviewing our options now, and I'm
370
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:55,940
sure we're going to have to go this way.
If you did, when would that be?
371
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,980
You buy this? I don't put anything past
the loophole, Rick, but the message is
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00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:01,980
authentic.
373
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,040
If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have
to act.
374
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,580
I was a big Superman fan. I could order
him all the time online and stuff, but
375
00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:11,780
now? I mean, I hope he rocks his head.
376
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:15,880
Where is he? Is there now?
377
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,320
I'm going to do my job.
378
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,040
to his secret errand.
379
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,740
Thank you!
380
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,960
wouldn't celebrate until the alien is
off the board.
381
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:57,940
Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's
Hole.
382
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,880
New shop in Park Ridge, of all places.
383
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,520
Fake myth.
384
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,520
A trope of genius.
385
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:06,000
It's not fake. He is here to kill us.
386
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:10,140
I knew it. That's Superman's fortress. I
hope to get knowledge to help destroy
387
00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:13,500
him. Little did I know, his own parents
would be providing it.
388
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:15,040
Oh, right?
389
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,060
Yeah. I've been thinking of opening one
of my half of jarhead for him.
390
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:29,979
What happened?
391
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:33,340
I tried to protect Superman.
392
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:41,740
How did Lucifer get in here? It's
feeding on my DNA.
393
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:45,000
Must protect Superman.
394
00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:47,740
Four.
395
00:45:09,950 --> 00:45:10,950
Krypto? Krypto?
396
00:45:15,610 --> 00:45:16,610
Yeah,
397
00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:18,030
that's good.
398
00:45:19,910 --> 00:45:24,310
I tried to stop him. We did fine,
Mother. Superman, we finally made it.
399
00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:25,630
you like a coffee? Where's the dog?
400
00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:30,530
Dog? The dog, Luther! You took the dog!
That's right, Eve. Get all of this.
401
00:45:35,050 --> 00:45:36,050
Where's the dog?
402
00:45:36,770 --> 00:45:40,630
I have no clue what you're talking
about.
403
00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:45,850
He's just a dog.
404
00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:47,770
I don't know what dog you're talking
about.
405
00:45:48,530 --> 00:45:54,270
What did you say? I didn't say anything.
406
00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:55,630
You heard what he said.
407
00:45:55,730 --> 00:46:01,250
You heard him. He took it. I mean, it
seems to me that the only rabid animal
408
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,010
around here is Superman.
409
00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:08,530
Ever since the discovery of the
Kryptonians' master plan, it's gone off
410
00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:11,190
end. Thoughts, Chris? Can't fail a
surprise, Cleveland.
411
00:46:12,050 --> 00:46:14,930
Guys like this, they always get a whole
bunch of dark letters.
412
00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:16,350
These guys like this.
413
00:46:16,770 --> 00:46:18,290
This is better than everybody else.
414
00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:20,790
They put decorations together.
415
00:46:21,850 --> 00:46:22,850
Absolutely.
416
00:46:23,290 --> 00:46:24,290
Really good.
417
00:46:24,710 --> 00:46:27,050
It kind of sounds like you're trying to
make the guys who are a little more
418
00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:29,290
manly like you. You know what I mean?
419
00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:31,010
A lot of these guys.
420
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,700
Do you have a dome?
421
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,160
No, not really. It's more of a portrait.
422
00:47:31,670 --> 00:47:38,210
And I believe that I knew how it ended.
423
00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:48,550
I'm not here to rule over anybody,
Lucas.
424
00:47:49,490 --> 00:47:52,770
I never thought you were, even for a
moment.
425
00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:26,380
I like the Strangle Fellows and the PODs
and the Mighty
426
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:29,400
Crabjoys. They're a pop radio band.
They're not punk rock.
427
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,260
They're Mighty Crabjoys.
428
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,080
Okay, well, why don't people love them?
429
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:40,480
My point is, I trust you. I trust
everyone.
430
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,800
You trust everyone.
431
00:48:44,890 --> 00:48:45,950
Everyone you've ever met.
432
00:48:48,070 --> 00:48:54,910
Maybe that's a real punk rock.
433
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:10,290
Lois, what did you mean when you said
that you knew this would never work?
434
00:49:10,770 --> 00:49:14,150
I don't know.
435
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:26,300
The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest,
so I'm going to turn myself in. Wait,
436
00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:27,340
what?
437
00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:30,280
Why? Maybe they'll take me wherever they
took the dog.
438
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,860
I don't know how else to find him.
439
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,120
Hit the dog?
440
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,720
Yeah, and he's not even a very good one.
441
00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:37,400
Get out there alone.
442
00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:13,670
Is that
443
00:50:13,670 --> 00:50:21,670
necessary?
444
00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:24,090
I'm coming into my own accord.
445
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,900
No one read me my rights.
446
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,780
Of course, the side of those rights
don't apply to extraterrestrial
447
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:35,080
Therefore, at this point, Superman, you
don't have any rights to read me your
448
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,140
rights. The government is very well
aware of the potential limitations
449
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:42,000
containing you. So we've outsourced your
confinement and your interrogation of
450
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,280
Planet Watch. Planet Watch.
451
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,840
I'm sorry about this.
452
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,400
And two days. What a pleasure.
453
00:51:57,100 --> 00:52:01,440
Luther, your obsession with me is
getting a little creepy.
454
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,499
Don't mind.
455
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,340
Tall, dark, and modern is my type.
456
00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:06,100
Kryptonian. Eh, same deal.
457
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:16,240
Where are we?
458
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:17,720
Pocket universe.
459
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:22,400
I replicated the Big Bang with the
Lucicorp Megacollider, tearing a tiny
460
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,060
between the two universal fabrics.
461
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,080
I'm able to access it from multiple
dimensional portals I set up around the
462
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,078
globe.
463
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:35,540
Rex, the metahuman known as the Element
Man, has been called into service for a
464
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:36,538
specific purpose.
465
00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:42,320
He can metamorphose into any known
substance, even substances foreign to
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00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,320
planet.
467
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:44,840
Like...
468
00:53:07,069 --> 00:53:10,370
I'm trying to figure out how Lex Luthor
is connected to all this.
469
00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:26,490
Voda handles the transactions between
Luther Corp and Bravia. Yes, Luther Corp
470
00:53:26,490 --> 00:53:30,630
sold them approximately $80 billion
worth of arms, but for those arms,
471
00:53:30,630 --> 00:53:33,030
paid only $1 .625 billion.
472
00:53:33,490 --> 00:53:35,790
So Luther gave them arms for free. For
what?
473
00:53:36,010 --> 00:53:40,090
That's the $78 ,375 ,000 ,000 question.
474
00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:41,810
Have you found out where they're holding
Superman?
475
00:53:42,130 --> 00:53:43,450
No one in the government will say.
476
00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:47,670
Luther seems to be working to disable
Superman just so he can't stop the
477
00:53:47,670 --> 00:53:49,730
invasion of Solomon's Wharf. Wow.
478
00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:54,340
That's... Way too much sugar in mine. I
party like a rock star choir boy.
479
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,620
Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.
480
00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,240
God.
481
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,080
Black petroleum Superman in a pocket
universe.
482
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:18,328
A what?
483
00:54:18,330 --> 00:54:21,190
I don't know what an apocalyptic
universe is, neither does my source.
484
00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:24,810
know anything about anything, really.
But for sure, he's an apocalyptic
485
00:54:24,810 --> 00:54:25,970
universe. Who's your source?
486
00:54:26,190 --> 00:54:28,410
I can't say, but you owe me.
487
00:54:29,110 --> 00:54:30,110
Big time.
488
00:54:30,610 --> 00:54:35,330
Like, I can't even tell you how big.
489
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:41,630
I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you.
Love you.
490
00:55:17,210 --> 00:55:22,950
How do you contain a super dog when you
beam super squirrels into its brain?
491
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,320
We'll learn what we can.
492
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,560
I'm going to put the varmint down.
493
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,220
It will undoubtedly be painful.
494
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,220
This is our private correctional
institution.
495
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:44,820
Most cells are rented out to governments
who want to keep their incarceration of
496
00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:46,860
political agitators private.
497
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:51,840
Others, in personal transgressions, will
rent to go to blog about.
498
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,660
There are two things I hate more than...
Petty ex -girlfriends.
499
00:55:56,780 --> 00:56:00,480
You wouldn't be telling me any of this.
Did we ever plan on letting you out? No.
500
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,440
It would be terminated already if it was
up to me.
501
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,520
But first, the government has some
questions they want answered.
502
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:11,260
Rex!
503
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,440
Look who it is.
504
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,680
You be sure to keep our guests in check.
505
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,240
Well, Joseph, certainly wouldn't want it
any other way.
506
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,840
I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers
we need.
507
00:57:19,010 --> 00:57:24,330
There seems to be some sort of
connection between Bernadette and your
508
00:57:24,990 --> 00:57:26,210
I'm not seeing what...
509
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,720
What's wrong?
510
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:29,260
What's up?
511
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,580
I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.
512
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,760
I do, but how could I even really deal
with, like, the only victim?
513
00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:37,740
You're just trying to get information
out of me.
514
00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:41,240
I swear to God, that's not it. I just
know that if I forget the middle dirt on
515
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,780
him, then maybe the two of us could be
together again?
516
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,960
You said my coat looked like someone
spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.
517
00:58:00,779 --> 00:58:02,760
I'm putting them in my pocket.
518
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,100
He's your son? Don't talk to him.
519
00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:36,380
Please.
520
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,340
Get him.
521
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,319
I'll get him.
522
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,380
Pull it over and get him.
523
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,020
Please stop with the cryptic. We're
going out of here, okay?
524
00:58:45,180 --> 00:58:45,939
Shizzle away.
525
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:46,940
I said don't talk to me!
526
00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:52,600
Don't talk to me!
527
00:59:03,370 --> 00:59:06,630
What do you want me to do? Where's the
creamer? On the counter where it always
528
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:10,970
is. He's in your group, right? That's,
um, what's it called again?
529
00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:12,250
The Justice Gang.
530
00:59:12,390 --> 00:59:16,250
No. We're not called that. Yeah, your
name is Mr. Terrific. You don't get a
531
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,169
with a name like that.
532
00:59:17,170 --> 00:59:22,870
I also voted against it. Yes, and as
leader, I get tiebreakers. No, Superman
533
00:59:22,870 --> 00:59:23,689
not a superhero.
534
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:26,610
Because you don't want him to vote, you
know, which way I would go. Shut up.
535
00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:30,050
He's kidding. So, how do you even know
Superman anyway?
536
00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:32,410
I just...
537
00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:34,870
Do. So you know about the hypnoblasts?
538
00:59:35,170 --> 00:59:36,049
Not yet.
539
00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:39,290
Well, I'm not saying who he is, just
that he wears hypnoblasts.
540
00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:43,430
They make his face terrific. How do they
work? They make his face look different
541
00:59:43,430 --> 00:59:47,290
in your brain when you wear them, so
that you know who he is. Yeah, I know
542
00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:50,030
first of all. But second of all, you
really shouldn't be telling me this in
543
00:59:50,030 --> 00:59:51,610
I don't know who he is.
544
00:59:52,050 --> 00:59:53,390
So you know he's Clark Kent?
545
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:56,390
Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone?
546
00:59:56,730 --> 00:59:59,850
He doesn't. Just us, because we are also
of the clock.
547
01:00:01,340 --> 01:00:02,340
Of the clock?
548
01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:06,160
What are we going to do?
549
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,480
About what?
550
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:12,680
Superman, he's your friend. Some friend
came here to rule over me?
551
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,120
It'll be difficult to find him.
552
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,300
I put nanobots and PS trackers into
Superman's flesh tree.
553
01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:22,800
You can see where his trail ends
abruptly right here. Fort Kramer, a
554
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:27,180
military post across the river. Even if
he was dead, those tracks would still be
555
01:00:27,180 --> 01:00:28,118
there.
556
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:31,740
So... All this makes me disbelieve that
you're a horsey man. He really is a
557
01:00:31,740 --> 01:00:32,740
horsey man.
558
01:00:33,340 --> 01:00:36,520
You put nanobot GPS trackers in your
friend's bloodstream?
559
01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:37,740
Oh, I did that to everybody.
560
01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:40,880
So, okay, come on. Let's go to Fort
Kramer, then.
561
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,740
The four of us, and find out what's
going on. And then do what?
562
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:47,060
Save him.
563
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:51,560
You want to bring a federally
incarcerated prisoner out of jail? Fuck!
564
01:00:51,930 --> 01:00:54,430
I think that to see his eyes, he thinks
the way you're staring was to berate
565
01:00:54,430 --> 01:00:59,530
him. No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern
lady. That means I took a vow not to get
566
01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:02,250
involved in politics. Oh, that's part of
the vow. It's implied.
567
01:01:02,590 --> 01:01:05,850
Yes. It's an implied vow. Every time
there's something he doesn't want to do,
568
01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:07,430
it's part of his vow. Oh, my God.
569
01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:11,810
I'm two seconds away from forming a
giant hammer and beating a boat to
570
01:01:12,530 --> 01:01:17,150
If you're here to take over the world, I
don't know. Probably not. But the risk
571
01:01:17,150 --> 01:01:20,510
is just not worth a beat between the U
.S. government and the justice system.
572
01:01:20,590 --> 01:01:23,790
Not our name makes it sound like
cowboys, but I agree with the bread.
573
01:01:25,190 --> 01:01:28,070
You're just going to let your friend rot
in the pocket universe.
574
01:01:41,610 --> 01:01:45,010
That haircut should be against your
vows. That what?
575
01:01:46,130 --> 01:01:47,350
That what should be what?
576
01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:49,230
I'll have you know.
577
01:01:55,190 --> 01:01:56,190
Hey!
578
01:02:01,550 --> 01:02:06,890
What? I'm not saying we don't save him,
but... I think we can at least check out
579
01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:08,770
what's going on with your boyfriend and
your poor friend.
580
01:02:09,310 --> 01:02:12,250
If not, we're just saving each other.
581
01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:15,630
Thanks. You want me to drive?
582
01:02:36,990 --> 01:02:38,390
What?
583
01:02:57,810 --> 01:02:59,470
I'm not into people's emotions.
584
01:02:59,830 --> 01:03:00,990
Yeah, no, totally.
585
01:03:01,890 --> 01:03:02,950
I'm just thinking out loud.
586
01:03:03,690 --> 01:03:07,410
I was going to break up with him,
actually. I mean, we had this huge
587
01:03:07,410 --> 01:03:08,410
he told me he loved me.
588
01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:19,790
Q &A time,
589
01:03:19,870 --> 01:03:20,870
Angelina.
590
01:03:25,070 --> 01:03:26,490
Today we have a special guest.
591
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:29,750
Now,
592
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:45,310
the
593
01:03:45,310 --> 01:03:51,710
U .S. government has a few questions for
you. I barely know him. He gave me food
594
01:03:51,710 --> 01:03:52,710
one time.
595
01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:56,030
Are you working with your honor?
596
01:03:56,430 --> 01:04:00,630
I'm not working with anyone, Luthor.
Don't tell him nothing, Superman. I have
597
01:04:00,630 --> 01:04:01,549
family or nothing.
598
01:04:01,550 --> 01:04:04,390
Luthor, don't do this. You can take my
photo as a great honor, Superman.
599
01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:05,710
No.
600
01:04:05,790 --> 01:04:07,950
No. Got lucky on that one.
601
01:04:10,010 --> 01:04:13,410
Luthor, don't do it. Please. Let's try
another question, holy Superman.
602
01:04:13,810 --> 01:04:18,150
Luthor, don't do this. Who raised you as
a child? I believe in you, Superman.
603
01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:19,410
No. Don't tell him nothing.
604
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:44,340
I'll be back later with someone else
you've chatted with and I'll kill them
605
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,940
Maybe that reporter you always do
interviews with.
606
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,720
Maybe I'll kill Barb Kemp next.
607
01:06:00,810 --> 01:06:02,690
I was just about to say the same to you.
608
01:06:39,310 --> 01:06:42,110
is is
609
01:07:01,290 --> 01:07:03,610
I'm in a pretty good time with you.
610
01:07:30,620 --> 01:07:34,560
If you are just one megameter off, you
will have a black hole where Earth used
611
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:39,320
to be. And every time you enter or exit,
you risk tearing all of the fabric of
612
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,060
reality. These are cool.
613
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:44,360
It's the type of reckless science group
that specializes here.
614
01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:45,900
What are they doing?
615
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:47,660
They're trying to hack me.
616
01:07:48,580 --> 01:07:50,280
I guess you decided to help.
617
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,700
Only because it'll piss off what he
wants to.
618
01:08:23,050 --> 01:08:24,050
You're getting the sound, right?
619
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,840
Why are you so gross looking?
620
01:09:04,460 --> 01:09:05,460
I don't know.
621
01:09:06,740 --> 01:09:10,420
It must be the sun.
622
01:09:10,819 --> 01:09:15,300
What sun? There's no sun here. That's
the problem. I need to heal.
623
01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:18,500
I get my power from the yellow sun.
624
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,819
Give me a second.
625
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,160
Come on!
626
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,200
Hell yeah.
627
01:09:53,229 --> 01:09:54,229
proton river.
628
01:09:58,430 --> 01:09:59,550
Do we repel?
629
01:10:00,490 --> 01:10:01,490
Repel?
630
01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:04,430
Where am I going to get the gear to
repel into a pocket universe?
631
01:10:04,970 --> 01:10:07,530
I don't know. Maybe somebody circles or
something.
632
01:10:07,950 --> 01:10:08,950
Circles? What?
633
01:10:09,150 --> 01:10:09,989
T -Series.
634
01:10:09,990 --> 01:10:12,170
Okay. They're three -dimensional.
Circles are flat.
635
01:10:12,690 --> 01:10:13,690
Right.
636
01:10:15,830 --> 01:10:16,830
Unbelievable.
637
01:10:17,510 --> 01:10:21,330
This place is filthy with black hole
vortexes and that anti -proton river was
638
01:10:21,330 --> 01:10:22,570
terrors apart in seconds.
639
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:23,940
We cannot go in through.
640
01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:26,980
Copy.
641
01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:28,760
I can't make a son.
642
01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:30,739
I know.
643
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:33,580
I can only make something kind of like a
son.
644
01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:35,660
What? All right.
645
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:40,860
Okay. Okay, we've got hydrogen and
helium.
646
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:42,960
And we've got helium.
647
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:45,720
What are you doing? Hey!
648
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:46,940
Hey! No, no, no! Stop!
649
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,600
Enough! You're going to get into
trouble!
650
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:50,880
What are you doing? Stop that!
651
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,740
I can't carry him when I change forms.
652
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:08,140
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
653
01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:08,619
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
654
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:12,280
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
655
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,520
no, no,
656
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:15,840
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
657
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,420
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
658
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:20,920
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
659
01:12:27,340 --> 01:12:28,219
I'm fine.
660
01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:31,240
I think we need to get to those turtles
up there. Oh, right.
661
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,700
How do we work them?
662
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:35,320
I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
663
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:53,970
a flying dog.
664
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:50,420
Superman, the dog in the cape, a weird
baby, and a squiggle man.
665
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:52,520
What?
666
01:15:54,140 --> 01:15:55,140
Rip it.
667
01:16:50,670 --> 01:16:53,350
There's more people being held prisoner
in there.
668
01:16:53,790 --> 01:16:54,830
We gotta go get them.
669
01:16:55,190 --> 01:16:57,050
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not through here, you
can't.
670
01:16:57,510 --> 01:16:58,670
Not with you like this.
671
01:16:59,590 --> 01:17:00,590
What the?
672
01:17:01,290 --> 01:17:02,550
It's kryptonite for you, man.
673
01:17:04,050 --> 01:17:05,590
He'll heal, but he'll take us there,
too.
674
01:17:06,070 --> 01:17:07,230
Get him someplace safe.
675
01:17:07,850 --> 01:17:08,850
Take the key craft.
676
01:17:09,130 --> 01:17:11,090
The controls are easy and intuitive.
677
01:17:11,730 --> 01:17:13,830
I need to stay back here and make sure
the portal is secure.
678
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,480
Dog, I really need you to... No.
679
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,460
Dog, I really need you to...
680
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,320
could he have gotten free?
681
01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:31,000
We need to find him.
682
01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:39,280
Eve? Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy.
683
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:44,600
Oh, um... I have everything you need to
ruin Lex forever.
684
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:45,980
What? Where?
685
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,380
Oh, I have it over here.
686
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,520
Oh, my God.
687
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:10,180
But if I said you this, Jimmy... Uh
-huh?
688
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:15,460
You have to promise me you'll get to her
every weekend.
689
01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:17,960
Just the two of us.
690
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:41,240
Such a major imposition on your life.
691
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:45,060
No, it's not an imposition. I can tell
you don't really think so.
692
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:22,800
Hello.
693
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:14,860
Mr. Terrific, that's it.
694
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,940
Don't mind him, Lois.
695
01:21:19,580 --> 01:21:21,440
He's just a big old mush.
696
01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:24,460
Especially when it comes to clothes.
697
01:21:40,540 --> 01:21:42,900
This girl is such with you.
698
01:21:45,420 --> 01:21:46,420
How do you do it, Jimmy?
699
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:49,500
Look, I didn't want to bother you, but
you told me to call with anything I got.
700
01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:51,940
Yeah, but I thought you said she
disappeared off the line.
701
01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:54,940
I don't know. She might have dropped her
phone in the toilet. She does that a
702
01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:55,938
lot.
703
01:21:55,940 --> 01:21:59,120
Well, I'm not really sure that could be
a cell phaser.
704
01:22:11,220 --> 01:22:12,820
Your hot ex is a genius.
705
01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:16,850
I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?
706
01:22:19,690 --> 01:22:22,670
And the sexy selfie behind the back of
Lex Luthor?
707
01:22:22,910 --> 01:22:25,250
She has to be the biggest idiot in the
world.
708
01:22:26,050 --> 01:22:28,430
Lex, we just told you the portal was
destroyed!
709
01:22:28,670 --> 01:22:32,570
The dimensional aperture is still there.
It is not!
710
01:22:33,350 --> 01:22:36,930
We can close the aperture later by
inputting the coordinates, correct?
711
01:22:37,430 --> 01:22:38,470
Theoretically. Great!
712
01:22:40,230 --> 01:22:43,250
If we can't find him, we'll need to draw
him out.
713
01:23:05,610 --> 01:23:07,770
dimensional rift into the surrounding
area.
714
01:23:08,010 --> 01:23:09,450
Is there something you think I don't
know?
715
01:23:13,470 --> 01:23:15,070
That shouldn't happen.
716
01:23:15,350 --> 01:23:16,630
Oh, you don't say.
717
01:23:17,170 --> 01:23:18,950
Can you stop it?
718
01:23:19,190 --> 01:23:21,010
Can I stop it?
719
01:23:25,850 --> 01:23:30,710
This is why you don't create a damn
pocket universe.
720
01:23:31,430 --> 01:23:34,230
There. Superman won't be able to ignore
that.
721
01:23:36,700 --> 01:23:38,060
Now we know where He'll be at.
722
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:28,980
Never seen you sleep that long.
723
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:40,020
Lastly, me, Ma, Hector, and them, we
took a drive to
724
01:24:40,020 --> 01:24:42,740
Deerke's Burritos down in West.
725
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:48,080
Like the one that used to be out by that
old blue barn out on that island.
726
01:24:48,380 --> 01:24:49,380
Remember that?
727
01:24:51,740 --> 01:24:53,920
Burritos, you know, just as good.
728
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:14,160
Well,
729
01:25:20,380 --> 01:25:24,260
I'd say we wanted that vision.
730
01:25:29,930 --> 01:25:30,930
You don't understand.
731
01:25:34,790 --> 01:25:36,430
I'm not who I thought I was.
732
01:26:05,830 --> 01:26:11,270
Your choices, your actions,
733
01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:17,730
that's what makes you who you are.
734
01:26:19,130 --> 01:26:20,830
I'll tell you something, son.
735
01:26:22,230 --> 01:26:25,710
I couldn't be no
736
01:26:25,710 --> 01:26:30,830
more proud of you.
737
01:26:47,629 --> 01:26:52,610
And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian
troops gather at the border seemingly
738
01:26:52,610 --> 01:26:55,370
minutes away from invading Jharmapur
once again.
739
01:26:55,650 --> 01:27:00,470
Now nearby villagers are willing and
ready to defend their country despite
740
01:27:00,470 --> 01:27:04,490
exponentially superior firepower of the
well -trained Arabian military.
741
01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:24,560
as they're surrounded by the military.
742
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:07,760
They're all Koreans.
743
01:28:07,820 --> 01:28:08,940
Don't have much hope.
744
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:12,000
I claimed your business. I'll go get it
for you.
745
01:28:13,980 --> 01:28:17,020
Superman, we need you here in
Metropolis, now.
746
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:20,460
I have to get to Baravia to remake it.
There won't be a Baravia, or a
747
01:28:20,460 --> 01:28:22,880
Metropolis, or a planet Earth if you
don't get here soon.
748
01:28:23,660 --> 01:28:28,460
This rift is about to tear into the
city. I can't stop it. I need your help.
749
01:28:31,060 --> 01:28:35,040
All Metropolis visitors, this is a
mandatory evacuation.
750
01:28:37,509 --> 01:28:38,530
Thank you.
751
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:08,200
I mean, you put Persephone on the phone.
752
01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:12,380
Yes, you will, Karen. Can't you know the
sound of your voice? Five days after
753
01:29:12,380 --> 01:29:13,940
that, our contact is motivated.
754
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:17,680
Losers are selling arms to Gurbo for
pennies on the dollar for youth.
755
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:19,200
Why, you ask?
756
01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:20,600
I do ask why.
757
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:24,220
He did it in exchange for half of the
jargon report.
758
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:28,800
You too. At first, I thought he was just
sending me selfies. But in the
759
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:32,800
background of the shots are maps,
contracts, all kinds of documents.
760
01:29:37,310 --> 01:29:39,390
He wants to make himself king.
761
01:29:39,870 --> 01:29:41,230
King? King.
762
01:29:41,890 --> 01:29:43,390
Should we really still be standing here?
763
01:29:44,590 --> 01:29:47,090
Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up
on the roof? Yep.
764
01:29:47,350 --> 01:29:48,850
Grant? Drew?
765
01:29:49,410 --> 01:29:51,070
Come on. Grab the board, Jimmy.
766
01:29:51,290 --> 01:29:52,290
How many does it hold?
767
01:29:52,350 --> 01:29:53,570
Five or six. Six.
768
01:29:54,090 --> 01:29:56,250
Okay. Lombard, you too.
769
01:29:57,590 --> 01:29:59,770
Why the hell would Bloodswan have a
desert?
770
01:30:00,170 --> 01:30:02,870
Colton's acolytes believe he's going to
create a technologically advanced
771
01:30:02,870 --> 01:30:04,250
utopia. Utopia?
772
01:30:04,470 --> 01:30:08,050
That's a profit factor as well. I mean,
the petroleum deposits alone are worth
773
01:30:08,050 --> 01:30:09,210
multiples of his investment.
774
01:30:09,450 --> 01:30:12,470
Whatever his motives are, you know, he
did everything he could to ruin
775
01:30:12,470 --> 01:30:13,470
Superman's reputation.
776
01:30:13,650 --> 01:30:16,750
His photos show he was behind the whole
Hammer of Gravia scam.
777
01:30:17,130 --> 01:30:19,990
And all the bots stirring up anti
-Superman sentiment online.
778
01:30:20,390 --> 01:30:24,130
Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also
behind this. running ripped between
779
01:30:24,130 --> 01:30:27,810
universes out there. All of it seems to
be geared toward stopping Superman from
780
01:30:27,810 --> 01:30:29,670
standing in the way of the Barabian
invasion, Chief.
781
01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:32,610
Call me Perry, kid. Post the story.
Back.
782
01:30:38,890 --> 01:30:41,690
Luck or luck, kid? What have I ever
seen? Jimmy, will you transcribe?
783
01:30:41,950 --> 01:30:42,950
I'll do it.
784
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:02,340
losers and weak with Arabian dictator
Basil Berko.
785
01:31:46,380 --> 01:31:50,580
So slow it down. I can't unless I can
put the coat in. Hold on a minute then.
786
01:31:51,700 --> 01:31:52,820
Gotta go, man!
787
01:31:53,300 --> 01:31:54,300
Coat it.
788
01:33:18,580 --> 01:33:19,579
complicated to hack.
789
01:33:19,580 --> 01:33:21,440
Luther will have the code at LutherCorp.
790
01:33:21,860 --> 01:33:24,720
Just give me a minute, I'll get crypto
and we'll go... You brought that dog,
791
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:27,900
man! I didn't want him killing my...
792
01:33:48,860 --> 01:33:51,700
Got what? I'm the idiot in that room.
793
01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:50,760
They'll hit moms and kill their
daughters.
794
01:35:33,610 --> 01:35:35,750
Can't he hold his breath for over an
hour?
795
01:35:36,010 --> 01:35:37,490
Not without air in the bunker.
796
01:35:37,870 --> 01:35:41,610
He'll be dead in a minute. The man I'm
suppressing has opted here. Sight and
797
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:43,810
supervision should be completely muted.
Lung free.
798
01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:05,400
Thank you for watching.
799
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:48,720
any friction to get the nanites out?
Doesn't matter if he gets them off the
800
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:52,780
face. The nanites are still in his
lungs. Engineer Ultraman, keep up.
801
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:54,360
We're trying!
802
01:36:58,260 --> 01:37:01,060
Want me to pay you a little worth? Yeah,
go sit down and hurry!
803
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:22,900
I'll suffocate any minute.
804
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:33,060
We're engineered to envelop him
completely.
805
01:38:14,169 --> 01:38:17,090
Oh, Angela on Sheath is the only one
protected.
806
01:39:20,170 --> 01:39:21,170
but she's unconscious.
807
01:39:21,650 --> 01:39:22,650
Call in the raptors.
808
01:39:54,440 --> 01:39:55,720
was relatively simple.
809
01:39:55,960 --> 01:39:59,840
All it took was combing the aftermath of
your battle until I located the strand
810
01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:00,840
of your hair.
811
01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:02,280
And how you got into the fortress.
812
01:40:03,280 --> 01:40:04,540
You had my DNA.
813
01:40:05,020 --> 01:40:09,240
Yes, but as is often the case with
cloning, the match was imperfect.
814
01:40:09,740 --> 01:40:13,480
He might be even stupider than you, if
that's possible.
815
01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:16,760
But easier to control. And stronger.
816
01:40:18,920 --> 01:40:19,920
21D!
817
01:40:24,320 --> 01:40:29,620
From 2A to 5B, 5B, 6K.
818
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:46,120
No matter what you do to me, Luthor,
your plans in Beredia won't work. Oh,
819
01:41:46,860 --> 01:41:47,860
Why that?
820
01:41:48,340 --> 01:41:50,020
Because I called in for Trent.
821
01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:51,680
Mr. Luthor?
822
01:42:09,480 --> 01:42:10,600
Superman couldn't make it.
823
01:42:11,780 --> 01:42:12,780
You got an upgrade.
824
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:40,620
Thank you very
825
01:42:40,620 --> 01:42:48,760
much.
826
01:43:33,900 --> 01:43:36,100
the importance of Jarhan poor to be
Superman.
827
01:43:36,480 --> 01:43:38,100
That was just a bonus.
828
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:43,600
I'm not killing you so the Barabian
military conflict can proceed.
829
01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:51,200
I created the Barabian military conflict
so I'd have an excuse to
830
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:52,440
kill you.
831
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:57,860
Once you involved yourself, I knew I
could easily get our government support
832
01:43:57,860 --> 01:43:58,860
nullifying you.
833
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,040
Why?
834
01:44:00,560 --> 01:44:02,320
Because you're destroyed!
835
01:44:26,340 --> 01:44:28,080
You're driven by envy, loser.
836
01:44:28,340 --> 01:44:29,740
It couldn't be more obvious.
837
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:32,000
No shit. I'm not dim.
838
01:44:32,220 --> 01:44:35,500
I'm aware a - consumed by every waking
moment.
839
01:44:35,900 --> 01:44:36,900
13L.
840
01:44:39,380 --> 01:44:44,140
I love when they mention Galileo or
Einstein or one of these other twits in
841
01:44:44,140 --> 01:44:47,960
same breath as me. I feel a tide of
vomit burn the back of my throat. But at
842
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:52,280
least Galileo did something. He wasn't
some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this
843
01:44:52,280 --> 01:44:58,280
planet just to have the world fawn over
him because his strength illuminates how
844
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:00,220
weak we all really are.
845
01:45:06,890 --> 01:45:13,750
is a calling. It is the sole hope for
humanity because it is what has driven
846
01:45:13,750 --> 01:45:15,930
to annihilating you.
847
01:46:06,890 --> 01:46:09,330
Watch him with your nose and tell him
what to do.
848
01:46:17,750 --> 01:46:18,750
Cooked up?
849
01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:21,250
Get the toy.
850
01:48:53,800 --> 01:48:55,140
reach Baker Line any minute.
851
01:48:55,620 --> 01:48:56,800
There are people there.
852
01:49:04,300 --> 01:49:05,300
Let's go.
853
01:49:06,740 --> 01:49:07,740
Max?
854
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:17,360
I'm closing the frickin' grip. No, they
chose him.
855
01:49:17,580 --> 01:49:18,640
Let them die.
856
01:49:18,900 --> 01:49:22,160
We'll close it from the bundle before it
gets to the city I care about.
857
01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:26,360
Put the port!
858
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,880
Wrap it up.
859
01:49:32,100 --> 01:49:33,100
Let's go.
860
01:49:33,660 --> 01:49:35,000
Safety first, people!
861
01:49:47,460 --> 01:49:50,180
Hey, hey! The counter -court's rent is
in here.
862
01:49:50,780 --> 01:49:52,500
I can help. I don't need your help.
863
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:55,600
Damn, this is terrific.
864
01:49:56,380 --> 01:49:59,400
You piece of shit alien!
865
01:50:00,720 --> 01:50:03,420
That is where you've always been wrong
about me, Lester.
866
01:50:04,380 --> 01:50:05,760
I'm as human as anyone.
867
01:50:06,080 --> 01:50:11,540
I love, I get scared, I wake up every
morning and despite not knowing what to
868
01:50:11,540 --> 01:50:15,320
do, I put one foot in front of the other
and I try to make the best choices I
869
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:17,300
can. I screw up all the time.
870
01:50:17,620 --> 01:50:19,460
But that is being human.
871
01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:22,320
And that's my greatest strength.
872
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:29,680
And someday, I hope, for the sake of the
world, you understand that it's yours
873
01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:32,200
too. Oh, that's beautiful.
874
01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:38,000
But none of this matters, you
patronizing clown. The government gave
875
01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:41,200
authority to kill you. If not today...
876
01:51:03,470 --> 01:51:04,470
Okay.
877
01:51:41,840 --> 01:51:45,620
It's just been an absolute bombshell
from the daily planet. Billionaire Lex
878
01:51:45,620 --> 01:51:50,180
Luthor aligning himself with a foreign
entity, believe it or not. Luthor has
879
01:51:50,180 --> 01:51:54,080
been given a billion and billions of
dollars worth of free weapons. Lex
880
01:51:54,080 --> 01:51:58,240
has been working covertly with Vasil
Gherkos and the Bahrainian government to
881
01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:00,540
overthrow the country of Jarhan Kaur.
882
01:52:00,820 --> 01:52:04,480
We had Luthor on this show many times.
883
01:52:05,160 --> 01:52:07,400
Little did we know he was a traitor.
884
01:52:11,420 --> 01:52:15,260
It seems like the one thing
conservatives and liberals can finally
885
01:52:15,260 --> 01:52:16,320
that Lex Luthor sucks.
886
01:52:16,560 --> 01:52:22,940
We all owe him an enormous apology.
887
01:52:23,180 --> 01:52:27,120
He is, of course, the hero we always
thought he was.
888
01:53:05,829 --> 01:53:07,170
That was sick.
889
01:53:08,210 --> 01:53:10,350
Guys, maybe you should join the group.
890
01:53:11,030 --> 01:53:15,700
Please. I mean, no offense, but... That
creepy mug is what you want to represent
891
01:53:15,700 --> 01:53:16,700
the Justice Gang?
892
01:53:16,720 --> 01:53:17,900
Justice Gang?
893
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:20,040
That's a cool name.
894
01:53:21,280 --> 01:53:22,280
There it is.
895
01:53:29,540 --> 01:53:32,000
Glad you're not concerned about the
metahumans, Rick.
896
01:53:32,760 --> 01:53:34,700
Now they're the ones making the rules.
897
01:54:54,120 --> 01:54:55,120
Miss Lane.
898
01:54:57,900 --> 01:54:58,900
Oh, hi.
899
01:54:58,980 --> 01:55:00,760
I thought I might give you an interview.
900
01:55:01,680 --> 01:55:04,140
I could fill you in on all the behind
the scenes.
901
01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:05,540
Sure.
902
01:55:05,860 --> 01:55:09,640
I think that would be great.
903
01:55:11,780 --> 01:55:15,140
How about over here for an interview?
904
01:55:39,280 --> 01:55:40,440
Is he playing? I
905
01:55:40,440 --> 01:55:49,380
love
906
01:55:49,380 --> 01:55:50,380
you too.
907
01:56:21,740 --> 01:56:23,020
How long have they been hooking up?
908
01:56:23,260 --> 01:56:24,420
About three months, I think.
909
01:56:29,580 --> 01:56:31,160
Got this place cleaned up pretty good.
910
01:56:32,040 --> 01:56:33,360
Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too.
911
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:34,920
You think so?
912
01:56:34,940 --> 01:56:36,940
Yeah. I think it gives you character.
913
01:56:38,060 --> 01:56:39,800
Maybe one day you'll give me a name.
914
01:56:40,580 --> 01:56:42,780
Well, four is a name.
915
01:56:43,380 --> 01:56:44,380
So is Gary.
916
01:56:49,680 --> 01:56:51,200
Sir, I think your cousin has returned.
917
01:56:54,080 --> 01:56:55,080
Yeah.
918
01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:57,520
What the hell, dude?
919
01:56:58,800 --> 01:57:00,060
Why did you move the door?
920
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:02,980
I didn't move the door. Hey, where is my
dog?
921
01:57:10,660 --> 01:57:13,260
Okay, well, this is why he has to take
all your shoes.
922
01:57:29,900 --> 01:57:31,800
Thanks for watching him, bitch.
923
01:57:33,940 --> 01:57:34,940
Oh, my God.
924
01:57:35,580 --> 01:57:37,380
She likes to go on a party on other
planets.
925
01:57:38,280 --> 01:57:39,840
Planets with red suns. Oh.
926
01:57:40,320 --> 01:57:43,780
Because of our metabolism, we fainted
drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.
927
01:57:44,140 --> 01:57:45,760
If I had any of those...
928
01:57:46,010 --> 01:57:48,710
I'd be concerned about her partying.
929
01:57:49,910 --> 01:57:53,170
Superman, would you like to see the
footage of your parents?
930
01:57:53,450 --> 01:57:54,970
We find it soothing.
931
01:57:55,330 --> 01:57:57,850
Oh. Yeah, Gary. That's nice.
932
01:58:01,710 --> 01:58:04,110
I'm driving to my stop.
933
01:58:05,050 --> 01:58:10,930
I'm listening to the music with no fear.
934
01:58:17,680 --> 01:58:20,480
Come on.
935
01:58:21,860 --> 01:58:23,260
Come
936
01:58:23,260 --> 01:58:36,100
on.
937
01:58:50,000 --> 01:58:51,300
I don't speak.
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