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Shouldn't we wait for Wilder? He's
getting snacks downstairs.

Bossman's not exactly known for his
patience.

Hey, Bossman. So, what's the big news?

Bonjour, buzzers!

The mag's a smash, and you're the reason
why.

Hey, Diane, your idea to hire teen
scribes was scrumptious.

And now for the twist nobody saw coming.
You're all fired!

What? I'm replacing you old kids with
new kids.

Hey -o!

Probably fired you.

This is an outrage.

Who delivers bad news with such annoying
expressions?

Boss man does. He's evil.

Dudes, I come bearing muffins. Couldn't
carry all the smoothies.

All right, so we're more thirsty than
hungry.

Go get smoothies, brother.

Michael, Michael, Michael.

Watching this time pass and wait to get
out and hang out with my friends.

Find out what's new, who's bashing on
who.

And if everyone's new, it's a whole...

a Save the Staff of Buzz rally for
tomorrow night.

And I'm going to go check out a band so
I can write a great final article.

How can you think of music when our jobs
are in danger?

Because I'm the music guy.

Here until some sniveling little
pipsqueak steals your column.

Remember, the children are our future.

More like the end of our future.

Bossman sure bummed everybody out. At
least I already decided to go work with

dad.

Can you keep a secret?

Nope. Whatever, I'll tell you anyway.

I'm going to Vancouver to be with real
mom to pursue my singing.

I'm leaving this Friday.

Leaving? But there's so much we haven't
done yet. Well, there's one thing we

haven't done yet. We haven't had our
first kiss.

Oh, well, they're at last. Just let me
put on my first kiss lipstick. Your lips

are perfect the way they are. And to
make things even more perfect... Hey,

You got Mookie Morris to kiss me first?

No, I hired him to sing while we smooch.
Thanks, Mookie. No problem.

I'll be waiting.

This is amazing. He totally should have
won that show. I know.

I wish I voted.

You never voted?

I did every week. Keep playing.

So you're the reason why y 'all kicked
off that show.

Don't hurt me!

It's trying to feel better.

Even though I've never been kissed.

Thank you, sir.

I tried everything, but Bossman's mind
is made up.

Well, that seals it. From now on,
nothing in my life will ever, ever, ever

right. Hold on.

Diane Jeffries.

Michael's agent.

Wait, why are you calling me?

I am not Michael's assistant.

Hello? Oh, what do you know?

Hmm. I'll have to get back to you.

Well, what?

Turns out my movie Justice Casserole 2
was a DVD hit. They're doing a three

and they want me back as Dex Cobra's
son. And no chipmunk voice this time.

Michael, that's amazing.

Sure is.

Well, back to work.

Wait, wait.

What are you talking about?

Whenever I want something, the red
carpet gets pulled out from underneath

That's why I'm not even going to say
yes. So if my agent calls back, I'm

unavailable. Oh, and, uh, can you book
my usual table for lunch? You know, in

the cafeteria.

Wait, I'm...

Of course you're not.

There's the schmoopsy, my sweetie weedy.

I do not have time for your loving pet
names. I have a wedding to plan.

Here are five menus, four seating plans,
and three choices of photographers.

And here are two shoulders doing one
shrug.

Look, I just want to get married under
the moonlight. Maybe you should be the

one to decide.

Great. First decision, your dad does not
need to bring his college football team

to our wedding. Uh, we had a deal.

Your mother brings her judgmental vegan
book club. My father brings the boys.

He also wants a guitar player.

Oh, I am not getting married to the
sounds of high -pitched screeching. Oh,

thought she said your mother had to
bring her book club. You are the most

inconsiderate. Don't you even start.

We are going to have the most wonderful
wedding.

Oh, yeah. It will be Jim Dandy.

Air. You missed a great concert last
night. I was too busy working on my Save

the Buzz campaign.

I made signs, I came up with a chant,
and I even put up a GleeTube video.

So far, it has two viewers.

You and Baba?

No, me twice. But as soon as Baba gets a
username, the downpour is coming.

You're really wound up about this. You
bet.

They're going to have to drag me out of
the buzz kicking and screaming.

That'll be my next GleeTube video.

Ha ha, very funny.

So, listen up.

We're meeting tonight at the bus to plan
the rally. I guess I can make it. Oh,

you'll make it, Buster. You will make
it.

I'd hate to see how you'd be if you
actually got paid to work there.

The finale of a TV series is often the
most watched episode.

Over 52 million people tuned in to watch
the final episode of Friends.

I threw a Friends party.

Ready to go, my friend.

For magic comedies that top anything,
girls love to be kissed in front of

crowds. Yep, that move always gets you
the slow clap of amazement.

Miss Dress, I have a private
announcement I have to make in front of

of people.

Please.

I have a date with Destiny.

Oh, Wilder, I didn't even think you knew
my name.

Hello,

you, your destiny. Destiny, okay.

I think you should call your agent back,
Michael.

Please, DJ, that was the old Michael
Davies. In fact, the new Michael Davies

mocks the old Michael Davies. What a
chump.

The new Michael Davies, not caring since
2000 and yesterday. How may I help you?

Oh, my, you people are persistent.

Don't call me, I'll call you.

Your agent again?

No, Dax Cobra. He won't do the movie
without me. See, he's getting his hopes

and I'm crushing them.

You're really going to regret this.

Regret getting kicked in the shins by
life? I doubt it. Excuse me, DJ.

Guess what? The printer returned the
napkins and they spelled Diane

Good. Too bad they spelled Shepard
wrong.

At least they're fuchsia. Your mom will
be happy.

Uh, they're purple. And my mom's never
happy.

Okay, let's talk photos.

Diane, I... I can't do this now.

Okay, well, we'll sidebar on the
photographers and go straight to wedding

The baker sent you samples. No.

I mean all of this. The wedding, the
purple napkins.

I just don't want it.

I'm sorry.

Andrew!

All right, I have to join Rebecca's
rally. Are you sure you want to do this?

This idea in particular is likely to
backfire. No way, dude. Amanda always

she wanted a hero, and I'm Ant. The
giant W on my chest proves it.

Upside down, it looks like an M.

Anyway, are you comfortable?

In no way whatsoever.

Now, go get Amanda into the light. Gotta
set the mood.

Hello? Hello?

Giant bat! Giant bat!

What? Stop! Please!

Giant bat! Giant bat!

Ow!

Our only hope is to convince them that
we're a group of serious journalists.

Did anyone see the giant talking bat
hanging in the kitchen?

Serious journalists.

Here's the plan.

The bus main has a shareholders meeting
in an hour, and we are all going to

crash it.

Amanda, did you ask your dad for the
access key? I kind of forgot.

How could you forget?

It's like this.

I was going to tell everyone yesterday,
but I'm going to Vancouver for a bit to

pursue my singing career.

You're leaving?

It's okay.

It's okay.

We're still strong. Right, Michael?

Strong? If I've learned anything,
Rebecca, going to that meeting will just

me hope.

DJ, tell them there's a chance.

I'm sorry, hon.

A shepherd taught me some things aren't
meant to be.

Please say you're with me.

It's like they say in show business,
sir.

Leave them wanting more.

That's it?

Just over?

He's full.

Hey, Amanda.

What's crack -a -lackin'? Hopefully me
and you lived some mack -a -lackin'. I

found the kiss coupons, so you can't
back out now.

The wild man is true to all of his
homemade coupons, except for leg wax.

I really thought my dad knew that I was
kidding.

Father, my flight leaves in six hours,
so kiss me now! Just not now. I'll tell

you what.

I'll meet you at the airport, then magic
time.

Well, there better be magic or these
lips are gonna disappear forever!

Sorry about what happened last night.

But everything's going to be okay. It's
like you don't even care that our time

at Buzz is ending.

I don't know why, but this really isn't
bugging me.

How can you not care?

Well, it's like this.

I'm sorry. I guess I think that
everything has to come to an end

You're right.

Including us.

You want to talk to me, Mr. Shepard? Oh,
yeah.

DJ told me you're not taking the Dex
Cobra movie.

She also told me I'm afraid of
commitment.

DJ told you right on both counts.

As for the movie, it seems that every
time I believe in a dream, the universe

gives me a giant wedgie every single
time. But what if this was the one

time it was supposed to work out? And
you blew it because you didn't listen to

the universe.

Who and who am I kidding? Of course I
want to go to Hollywood. It's my one

love. Well, until some Hollywood starlet
comes along and makes me her trophy

husband.

Hello, deck scrubbers people. Michael
Davies. I say yes.

Yes!

Atta boy.

Thanks, Mr. Shepard.

I just have one question.

Yes, you can have a piece of cake.

Please. My question is, are you
listening to the universe?

Michael, hold on. I've got an idea.

Daddy, you know he told me my sign was
way too big to be carrying on. Well,

time tell me harder.

This is the final boarding call for
flight 326 headed to Vancouver.

All passengers named Amanda Pierce
should now make their way to the gate.

Father, where are you?

I can't leave without you.

Amanda! Amanda, I'm sorry I'm late. I
decided for your first kiss I would be

knight in shining armor with a white
horse.

You should really get your money back
from the costume shop.

Security wasn't too keen on letting a
knife through the metal detector.

The lance proved to be a problem, too.

Walter, I have to leave, so please
hurry. It's smooch o 'clock.

What? What is it now?

I'm sorry, Amanda, but if your first
kiss with me can't be special, then you

should wait for a guy who can make it
special. Hey, kiss list.

This is your final, final boarding call.

Fine. But there are a whole world full
of lips out there, and one of those

will want to lock up with mine.

Then I wish them up.

Keep the sign.

Maybe every time it lights up, you'll
remember what a boneheaded goof you

Don't need a sign to remember that.

Hi, I'm Lucy. We met at the best open
house.

I'm here for my interview with DJ.

That's odd, because DJ told me all
interviews are canceled.

But she's over there by her office,
beckoning me in.

Well, remember this during your
interview.

I have a family to feed.

Oh, dear.

Again, we don't get paid, and your
family feeds you.

I'm not talking to you.

Can I show you something?

It's your first article.

Why am I looking at this?

Because I finally realized why I don't
mind this coming to an end. Come on,

photo isn't that bad.

See, when it got published, I thought I
couldn't be happier.

And then I fell in love with you.

I had an incredible two years, R.

I don't want to take that chance away
from anyone else.

Do you?

No.

I don't.

Want to get a smoothie?

I think I know a place.

Thanks for everything.

Oh, it's just a smoothie.

So how did Shepard look?

Could you tell he'd been crying?

Is he seeing anybody new?

It's the lunch lady. I knew it!

Did she make him happy?

He was eating cake.

Dex said he'd pick me up at 4 for a
press conference.

Sam, it's Dex!

You're not Dex, Cobra. You're not making
the outfit work, so we're both

disappointed.

Hi, I'm DJ.

Amateur.

I know he's late, but I'm sure he has a
very good reason.

Yeah, embarrassment.

Grandma's fish, and I'm a dishwasher!

This time they're going to use my real
voice.

Hey, maybe Dex got caught up in some
real live action hero stuff.

You know, most of his movies are true
stories.

I was thinking traffic, but I'm sure
that's it.

Josh! What is it?

Sanchez Billington says the new Dex
Cobra part is going to Hilary Duff.

playing Dixie Cobra, Dex Cobra's long
-lost daughter.

Maybe Sanchez is wrong. I mean, he does
report rumors.

No, DJ.

I got my hopes up and they were dashed.
Again.

I'm here to collect my son.

Thanks, you hear? I never doubted it for
a second.

I just have one question. Why me?

I can't even act.

Neither can I.

But your biceps do all the acting for
you.

Hasta la pizza, baby.

I'm the chicken a la king of the world.

Next time use the elevator, you bald
-headed beaut.

Oh, and I'm single.

Again.

Did I do the right thing?

Should I have kissed her?

Should I have gone after her? Should I
have quit talking to myself?

If only there was a sign. Any sign.

Cut it out, sign. I'm waiting for a
sign.

Wilder, I think your sign is over here.

Amanda, how'd you get here?

I had the plane turn around.

You can do that?

You can if you're flying Pierce
Airlines.

By the way, sweetheart, 350 passengers
hate your guts.

What are you going to do?

Walder, I don't want my first kiss to be
with another boy.

I want it to be with you.

But it's not going to be special. We're
kissing each other. How much more

special can it get?

Good point.

That was worth the wait. I could look
into your eyes forever.

Oh! Incoming text.

Have a look at this.

That's amazing. We better get going.

But one more thing.

You gotta love an airport kiss, people.

Look, little clap of amazement.

Why am I doing this again?

It's called a pity party, DJ.

Wearing your redding dress and trashing
everything Mr. Shepard gave you is the

perfect way to get over him.

I would have made a beautiful bride.

Yeah, yeah, there's a building about to
explode with all the rest of mr.

Shepherd's mementos in it now. Let's get
to the roof

Andrew

What are our parents doing here

I?

Would think this is a joke, but Wilder
is wearing long pants.

Yeah, can we pick up the pace my ankles
need to breathe?

Will you marry me, Diane?

But you said you didn't want this.

I just didn't want a big fancy wedding.

But I always wanted you.

How did you plan this? I mean, you must
have had a miracle worker.

I had five of them.

And one daddy's assistant.

So this is the guy you're always
harassing. He is older than I thought.

Sadly, I'm 25.

Yeah, okay.

Okay. Do you, Diane Jeffries, take this
man? I do, I do, I do.

Me too, except for man put in woman.

I now pronounce you man and wife. And go
ahead and kiss the bride.

Hey, you got your moonlight.

Sometimes the universe listens.

Oh, it's me.

And then I'll be waiting, yeah, I'll be
waiting for

you.

Don't worry about it.

I did the same thing my first week.

You'll love it here.

Hey, hey, hey, I got the last cake in
the bakery.

Happy Bar Mitzvah, Max.

Apparently, Max got the mumps.

To you guys, having my lunch interrupted
has never meant so much.

I'm going to miss my babies.

I hope you guys have learned as much
from me as I learned from you.

I've been an outsider my entire life.

And so you guys, every single one of you
let me in.

Thanks.

There's only one word that can sum up my
time here at the bus.

Awestruck. I was going to say
incomparable, but awestruck is better.

Curse me and my failure to grasp the
obvious.

My world used to be my dad and my baba.

Thank you for making it so much bigger.

And better.

It's hard to say this, but I love you
guys more than I love myself.

Do you know how much that is?

You know, if I could do it all over
again, I wouldn't change a single thing.

Well, I'd give myself a good bicep.

This moment is almost perfect.

To the bus!

Where dreams really do come true.

There.

Perfect.

To the bus.

To the bus.

I just remember walking in here, you
know, being completely terrified. And we

made these two years so incredible. You
know, when I was this little shrimp, I'm

a kid, you know.

Done. Thanks to the fans for supporting
the show.

I came here and I saw a bunch of kids
that were younger than me. But I have so

much acting ability and so much passion
for what they do that it makes me want

to come to work every day. I want to say
thank you so much to everyone. No

matter what I do, I've never felt so
close to a bunch of people in my life.

Thank you for making this the best two
years of my life.