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So, we skipped one lousy shift at Buzz, and we're in detention on a Saturday?

Not fair, man.

We shouldn't put Rebecca in charge of the alibi. How was I supposed to know DJ

would call the principal to see if we were actually in the school play? Logic?

Common sense, maybe?

I don't know. I'm no good at lying.

If I was, Bob would still be wearing stretched denim.

Blame Amanda.

She was the one who talked me into it. It was for the good of the cause.

And even me.

OMG, am I becoming a better person?

Anyone has an idea how to get out of this? I'm listening. It is DJ's

Maybe if we all wish her a heartfelt happy birthday, she'll let us go.

Happy birthday, DJ!

You don't even...

Just tell the truth.

Because that would be admitting defeat.

You really don't understand how lying worked.

Is our story so terrible?

Trying to get Mr. Shepard back from Algonquin Park to surprise DJ for her

birthday? It serves him right for going someplace that doesn't even have a day

spa. Mr. Shepard didn't know he was going to get snowed in. An honest

Like our friendship.

Yes, DJ, we're all in the same school play.

Guys, as much as we all like to make fun of Rebecca, We need a way to get Mr.

Shepard home.

That's why I've come up with a plan. Now all we need is a backup plan for when

it goes wrong and we're all set.

Hear me out.

Michael, you're in charge of Mr. S.'s travel plans. Noah and Rebecca, you're

charge of distracting DJ.

I only get half a job?

After botching that alibi, you're lucky you're not unemployed.

And Amanda, you're in charge of making sure I keep it a secret.

That's the worst job ever. Why would you give away the secret when you're the

one planning it?

What's with all this chitter -chatter? We're planning how to get quieter for

you. More quiet.

See? This team needs everyone on their game.

There's only one thing missing from this plan. All the steps to make it succeed?

No. The action hero catchphrase.

This time, the flock rescues the shepherd.

I want to see this movie.

I thought it was time for the flock to rescue the shepherd.

Oh, it is.

It's flock time.

He said that an hour ago, and sitting around doing nothing doesn't really feel

very... flocky.

I have a call set up with Mr.

S at 10 .30. We just have to wait it out. Until then, you can help me with my

get -to -know -yourself quiz.

Question three, what would I never be caught dead in? The gifted program.

Oh, yeah, good answer. I was going to say Atlantis.

Scared of mermaids.

But the breathing underwater, you have no problem with. You heard the lady. Not

gifted.

Oh, somebody likey their new bracelet?

I do. I really like it.

It's just... Too beautiful to stop touching?

It's like a kid is pulling on my wrist.

All day.

A beautiful kid?

Hey, journos. I want to apologize for my behavior.

It's not your fault.

We know.

Don't worry.

We see your point.

The only person on earth that doesn't know it snows in Algonquin Park?

He ruined my birthday.

Here are the rules for today.

Cell phones go in my bag.

Oh, and no using the office phones either. My phone lights up when anyone

an office line, so I'll be watching.

So there really is a fun place.

And I'm the sheriff.

The building is on lockdown. The internet is off.

And I hope you all remember to brown bag it because nobody is going anywhere

until five.

Oh, you meant average person brown bags.

I'll be back in a minute.

Cheers. Gotta grab a coffee.

Why don't you deputize me so I can maintain a perimeter to ensure lockdown?

Plus, I really want a badge.

Sorry. No deputies and no going out. That's one of the benefits of not having

detention.

Anybody want to share their lunch with me? I would, but it's probably too

average.

I met my dad this weekend. Trust me, you do not want what's in this bag.

Mine is not average. A little special.

Spectacular.

The lunch sharing door is closed.

Party. I pressed all the buttons. That should buy some extra time. Yes, a whole

30 seconds. Thanks, Dexter Cobra. You're my hero.

Mistress, the wild man.

Who? The wild man from Buzz. You know more than one wild man? Oh, oh, sorry,

Wilder. It's Wendy.

Wendy? I don't know any Wendy's.

No, Wendy.

What's going on?

I don't think the bus we charted is going to make it. Yeah, I figured that

when it didn't get here yesterday.

Hang on. The flock has a new plan.

Quick, flock, we need a new plan.

Ask him if he knows how to mush. If he does, tell him I have a dog sled waiting

to get him to a better location.

Dogs ride flat?

No, it doesn't matter.

Mr.

Shepard, it's Michael Theodore Davies, your favorite.

Michael, DJ.

We're getting you a dog sled to not quite the Iditarod on Schiller Street.

Mush to, uh, Lake Goody King.

We'll take it.

Quiet detention serving.

I'll be in my office if you need anything. And you better not need

I'm so not cut out for this.

OMG, I feel like my stomach is eating itself.

You didn't eat breakfast that long ago. Please, Rebecca, my amazing metabolism

has already turned that breakfast into beauty.

I wonder how Mr. S is doing.

Mush! Mush!

Faster!

All that talk about hunger is making me hungry.

It's probably something to distract me from my hunger pains.

Reading stuff that's none of my business might help. Well, there's

questionnaire.

What's your biggest worry?

That the aliens won't be friendly.

Perfectly reasonable.

What do you like to do when no one's looking?

I tell you, but people are looking. Is he talking to the survey?

Who is your secret crush?

I'll be.

What? Kevin Brody? Who's name of backstabbing is that?

Wilder! Wilder! I don't see this going well for Wilder.

Article idea.

In -class romances.

This bracelet is getting caught on the keyboard.

It's getting in the way.

Oh, nothing.

Nothing at all.

I love it.

It's just it sometimes gets in the way.

Can we focus, team? Enough with the petty concerns.

We're dealing with an emergency here. You mean, Mr. Shepard, are you trying to

cope without Celebrity Blogs for eight hours? Mr. Shepard, while he's in the

kitchen, that could take any amount of time. We need a new leader. I

Michael Davies. As long as I don't have to do it, I second that nomination.

Good. We see eye to eye.

Mr. Shepard's running out of snow.

A dog sled is no good then.

We need ideas. Come on, soldiers.

I thought we were sheep.

Walter's the new action hero in town.

I'm calling him Colonel.

Ideas!

Amanda, do you want some of my sandwich?

Why don't you just share it with Catherine Brody?

I'd love to, but I don't have the nerve to talk to someone that pretty.

Walter, why on earth would you say that to me? Uh -oh.

My mouth went before my brain. You're supposed to have a crush on me. It's

of tough to have a crush on someone who snaps at people.

I do not snap.

Compared to Catherine Brody?

Fine. You can have your Catherine Brody.

I don't care.

Because I have a crush, too.

On a prince.

And I don't want some sandwich -eating doofus.

Because my prince is the kind of guy that would pick me up and whisk me away.

What do you have to say about that? I say, I don't want to share my sandal

you anymore.

You do not know how to play this game, do you?

Amanda, I don't play games.

I'm a serious boy.

Oh, a balloon!

I'll show you, Walder.

I can get revenge on an empty stomach.

Sorry, Michael, but your sandwich is going to have to take one for the team.

We need to use the phone. I found a place for Mr. Shepard to rent a kayak.

Now, you don't hear that sentence a lot. I need you and Rebecca to distract DJ

while I use the phone.

She's monitoring that call box like a hawk.

We're on it.

But maybe I should take off my bracelet.

It's itchy and it might throw off my espionage game.

Total focus.

I wish Zuzu just kept it. Right, so let's... What?

You gave this bracelet to Zuzu Moon?

And then me? Well, it's not like it's... Well, why would you give it to me?

Children, please.

We need total focus.

This is a crisis. If we don't get in contact with Mr. Shepard, this operation

doomed.

That's not the only thing that's going to be doomed around here. Nothing. I

repeat, nothing is more important than the mission.

Is that thyme and rosemary?

You ate my sandwich.

Vengeance will be mine.

Walter, help me.

I don't think it worked.

Not my idea of a hero.

I'm stealing.

Stop chasing me. I didn't do anything.

Don't you watch TV? Only guilty people run. Admit it. You ate my meatloaf.

Sandwich. Michael, stop bothering me with your trivial little problems. All

my problems are trivial.

This is basic survival here. If I was trapped in the wilderness, I would be

of starvation right now. I think you'd go to the wilderness.

I had a rainforest facial once. That counts.

Not the point.

Admit it. You ate my sandwich.

Okay, fine. I ate it.

Shudder of horror.

I didn't know until you told me.

Michael, I understand more than anyone how hurt you must be.

Do with me for food, Samantha.

It's practically a golden rule.

Fine, whiner.

I'll go to the blurb and get you a fresh sandwich.

Talk about selfish.

Ham and cheese, please.

I thought you loved meatloaf.

Nah.

Look, we gotta get back in touch with Mr. S. You're right.

All right, focus, Davies, focus.

I'm going to shut my colonel hat. All right, Rebecca and Noah, distract DJ,

give me the signal. Flip the blind.

Maybe Noah should do it. He's skilled in the art of betrayal. And you're skilled

in the art of babbling on endlessly.

The perfect combination.

Now go.

What now, again?

Just missing you, Sheppakin. Sorry you couldn't be here. I hope you're

warm and safe.

Bye.

Noah and I were just... Oh, look, a leprechaun!

What? What?

I'm just kidding.

Obviously I didn't see a leprechaun. I was just trying to make a joke.

We came in specifically to talk about our articles.

Yes, our articles for next week. Okay, shoot. I'm thinking about doing next

week's article on boyfriends who give past presents. You know.

gifts he previously gave.

Really? Well, from my article, I'm in a profile van you might have heard of. Uh,

never grateful for anything.

I haven't heard of them. Oh, well, they're well known for their hit

gift horse in the mouth.

They're also well known for being liars and all around bad people.

Oh, is that a new picture, DJ?

Yes.

It's Shepard and me at his birthday party. You played laser tag?

Well, his idea, obviously.

Although, he did take us there on our third date.

Wow. What a great date idea.

No, it isn't.

Look, thanks for the visit, kids, but it's about time that I go check on those

other nerdy elves.

Girls love guys who play laser tag. I'm thinking of getting a mohawk.

What is wrong with you?

I gave a gift to Rebecca I already gave to Zuzu.

Boy,

you need to come and sit down.

Hello? Something to kayak about?

Good. I need to book a kayak right away.

It's for a guy riding on a dog sled.

If he complains about the kayak, tell him, we're trying to get you home here.

Like that, but with a little more attitude.

We'll try.

So, the next time that you get a gift back, you send it directly to the

Samaritans of Hope.

Thanks for your advice, DJ.

Noah's going to go back to his desk now and hang his head in shame.

Great. I guess we're done here.

We are so not done here. See, you gotta start them young, because next thing you

know they think that you like laser tag and they don't even show up for your

birthday. Okay, bye.

I'm coming, DJ!

This is simple. Just grab Michael Hammond's cheese sandwich and run back

upstairs. Please don't be a lineup. Please don't be a lineup. Please don't

lineup. How sweet are the smoothies?

Because I want sweet like, hmm, not sweet like yowza. Give my teeth a break.

Do you get the bananas from Honduras? Because I only eat Honduran bananas.

They're highest in potassium.

And I feel it's very important to get the right amount of potassium in your

diet.

Secondhand bracelet.

Joke head.

Hey, guys.

Where's Amanda?

Oh, she's getting Michael Sandler. In the kitchen.

I stored it back there.

Oh, okay. Well, I'm going downstairs to round up a muffin. I love being sheriff.

Oh, no.

If Amanda's in the blurb and DJ's heading there, and if she gets caught,

needs a hero. A hero named... Wild Man.

Hello? Uh, Klondike Helicopter?

I need your help. There's a man trapped in the wilderness who needs to get home.

Ma 'am, you really don't need to tip. I'm positive I have an extra dime in

somewhere.

Just stay calm. It's not to help.

Stop snapping at people like Father says.

Just take the smoothie, ma 'am.

I need one ham and cheese to make it snappy.

DJ is on her way to... Uh -oh.

What are we going to do?

Don't worry, the wild man is here. We're taking the back door.

Ah!

Save yourself! Go on without me!

Never!

My hero!

I wish you wore a costume.

Oh, is the caramel gluten -free? Is it carotid? I want a carotid. Like, that's

pleasant. Not carotid. Like, what am I, a rabbit?

You ever been so hungry that you would eat something found in Wilder's desk?

don't you just look in the kitchen?

I'm starving. I'm not thinking straight.

There has to be an easier way to get up the stairs. There is. The elevator?

You didn't have to carry me the whole way. No, I've seen those movies. The

prince always carries his princess up the stairs.

Or through the fire.

Or past the dragon. Whatever the story dictates, really.

Yeah, he does.

Oops. Sorry.

Here you go.

Ham and cheese.

I really wish you did that before I ate a bowl of ketchup.

Ew. You're telling me. And adding vinegar doesn't help.

FYI. I'm really sorry I took your sandwich, Michael.

It wasn't about the sandwich.

I would have shared it with you.

I just wanted you to beg a little. You're right.

And I should have. How rude.

Still friends?

Could you beg a little?

Don't push it.

Here,

let me get it.

Art, I wanted to tell you that this bracelet is meaningful.

Because it symbolizes your betrayal?

No, because I bought it the day before I got kicked off Zuzu's tour.

So you still gave it to her?

See, when I bought it, I knew it would be perfect for you.

Then, when I gave it to Zuzu as a thank you for bringing me on tour, she knew it

too.

So then she said she'd take a kiss instead.

But I said no.

So she kicked me off the tour.

Really? I had no idea.

So, actually, this bracelet is a symbol of my faithfulness to you.

And Zuzu's humiliation of me.

Now, you don't have to wear it.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Could you put it back on?

Sure.

It's not like it took me ten minutes to get off.

Hi, Walters.

Thanks for being my hero.

It's what I do.

Can I explain that quiz now?

The question was, who's my secret crush? And I don't want you as my crush, I

want you as my girlfriend.

But I'm not ready yet. And I had to put something down, and Kath and Brody's the

first thing that came to my head.

That's okay. If I eventually get to be your girlfriend, then I don't want to be

your crush.

But I'm also pretty, right?

Prettiest girl I've ever seen.

Looks like we aren't going to get Miss Dress home.

And we've ruined our Saturday.

Not much more could go wrong.

Unless somebody has a good reason for this, you will all be back here next

Saturday for another detention.

There's one good reason.

Happy birthday, DJ!

Shepherd?

The flock brought the shepherd home.

Where the flock?

I think she pieced that together.

I can't believe...

You've made my day.

I can't even see the grave.

I can't hear you.

You're such a doofus.

I love you too, DJ.

You okay?

And I was trying to figure out what was scarier, the polar bear or DJ after I

missed a birthday.

Oh, you're lucky you didn't find out.

We should thank the flock again. Thank you, flock.

Well, it was because of my leadership.

Did I sound like a colonel? No.

Shepard, I am so happy that you're here. Now we can finally go on a romantic

birthday date.

Exactly.

Laser tag!

Laser tag?

Don't worry. I booked you two a dinner at Pimento Village.

And the limo's waiting downstairs.

Now that's what you call leadership.