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Noah, amigo, got some super important
data for you. Right up here in the dome.
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little fuzzy, though.
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Might need your help retrieving it. You
found a way to get more meat into a
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sandwich? I wish.
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You realize aliens only exist in movies?
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As if.
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Good news, journos. We have a special
celebrity guest editor to this issue.
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Please welcome to Teen Sensation, Zuzu
Moon.
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Hi, everyone.
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Hi, Noah.
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Don't you look good.
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Let's go to my office.
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Cool, Zuzu Moon is here.
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Didn't she have, like, a huge crush on
you?
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Yes. Then she kicked me off her tour,
angrily, and texted me for a month
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straight, bitterly.
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Right.
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You know, that's probably what I was
supposed to remember.
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Hmm, perhaps.
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Makes me think there's something else I
was supposed to remember.
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Something to do with my legs.
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Running? Yeah, the...
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Watching this time pass, no way to get
out and hang out with my friends. Find
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out what to do, to question on who.
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I know that from what's true, it's a
whole new place.
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In the pages of my magazines.
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My toothbrush, my ear. Big deal, Noah.
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This is impressive.
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You realize your purse goes with my
shoes?
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You need to know what kind of mustard
goes with bratwurst?
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No,
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I need more minutes for my phone.
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Aren't you on the I can blabber as long
as I want plan?
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I was until I downloaded a couple movies
onto my phone.
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Okay, a couple hundred.
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My cell phone bill is $85 ,000.
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Is that 85 with three zeros?
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Obvi and typical. Daddy blows it way out
of proportion.
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How many zeros do you need before it
qualifies as out of proportion?
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Hey, do you guys keep saying proportion
because I'm here?
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You don't understand. Now I want to pay
as you phone plan 20 minutes a day. How
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am I going to survive?
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You won't.
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Unless you can find a way to sleep for
23 hours and 40 minutes every day.
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Not as easy as it sounds. Trust me,
you're in big trouble.
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Okay, when I say it, it's one thing, but
when you guys say it, we're in a whole
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different world of things.
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I don't need my phone at all.
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I could last longer without a phone than
either of you.
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Ooh, challenge.
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I'm in.
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Whoever can last longest without using
their phone wins.
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The usual bet?
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The usual Beth. I hope there's a trophy
and it's a life -size golden statue of
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me. I always like... Hold on.
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You're plugged into the wild, man.
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Dad!
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Sorry, the little wild man.
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What am I up to? I'm... Losing Beth,
thanks for asking.
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You'll excuse me. I have a fitting for
my life -size gold statue.
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Hi, Rebecca.
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Can we talk?
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I guess.
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You do know I don't have a boyfriend for
you to steal.
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I deserve that.
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Last summer I was mean to you for no
reason.
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Wasn't the reason Noah?
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Okay, for no good reason.
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Noah and I aren't together anymore, so I
guess that makes it water under the
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bridge. As is I. As who says?
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I don't know.
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Bridge people?
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Let me make it up to you. How about we
hang and I tell you about all the teen
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idols I hate?
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Sounds fun. You can come over to my
house and I can tell you about all the
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grammar mistakes I hate.
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Right.
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See you tonight. I'll bring my tour
scrapbook.
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Actually, you'll take your scrapbook.
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Oh, grammar mistake. That is fun.
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Are you kidding me?
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Were you hiding? No, I was confirming my
suspicions from a hiding spot.
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That sounds like the same thing.
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Ah, it sounds like the same thing, but
the reality is different. The point is,
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she's after me.
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Like the guest editing, being your
friend. It's all to get closer to me.
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That's not true.
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She's changed, and she wants to be my
friend. I happen to be very friend
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-worthy. She's following me, R.
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Then how come you're the one hiding
behind the couch?
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What?
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It's hard to feel like a man after
you've shrieked.
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For you, I imagine it's hard to feel
like a man for a lot of reasons.
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Okay, I know you're following me. How
can you follow someone you're destined
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be with? It's more like I'm walking
beside you, looking at your hair and
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smiling.
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What if I just gave you a picture of my
hair instead?
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Oh, silly boy.
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Who needs pictures when you have the
real thing?
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for my little love dumpling downstairs.
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But you told me that we were going to
meet up here. I seem to remember
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saying we'd be late for the movie if we
didn't meet downstairs.
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Sepikin?
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Deetikin.
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You're so adorable when you're obviously
wrong and can't come up with your own
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cute nickname.
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Or am I adorable when I listen
accurately and put a new spin on an old
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You're adorable both ways.
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Nobody's to blame.
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Hey, Amanda, how would you like to go to
Summer Funderland with me? Tell a
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handsome guy I'd love to.
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Give me your cell number and I'll call
you tonight.
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Oh, um, no.
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No? No, not no, no, no, like, not my
cell number.
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It's in the shop getting bedazzled.
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You give me your number, I'll memorize
it and call you for my desk later.
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Sound good to me?
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555 -0176.
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Perf. Got it. See you tomorrow.
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5 -5 -5 -0 -1 -7 -6. 5 -5 -5 -0 -1 -7
-6. So if it's 2 -4 -6 -8, who do we
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appreciate? Then what do we say for 3 -5
-7 -9?
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3 -5 -7 -9, Michael, because he's
looking fun.
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You guys didn't forget handsome guy's
number. He was going to take me to
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Thunderland. He'd probably just go to
Paris anyway.
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Wow. We're still not over it.
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Why don't you just put it in your cell?
You know I'm going to win this thing
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anyway. I'll go down to a paper cup and
string before I lose this bet.
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I'll put you on my buddy list.
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Amanda, it's for you.
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I can't shake Zuzu. She's been after me
all morning.
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Yeah, yeah, Noah Jackson's so hot, every
girl's after him.
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I spent the whole night with her last
night. She didn't say one word about
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Yeah, but you have no idea what she
could have been thinking.
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She told me that she wanted to walk
beside me.
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Beside me!
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It sounded a lot worse before I said it
out loud.
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This will make you feel better.
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What is that?
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It's tzimnach, a Ukrainian dish my baba
makes.
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It's meat suspended in a plain gelatin.
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Isn't that Ukrainian for dry heave? Ha
ha. It's quite delicious.
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Mmm, plain gelatin. Certainly sounds
delicious.
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Look! Your mashed potatoes are shaped in
a heart.
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Maybe the lunch lady has a crush on you.
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Look! It's Zuzu!
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Do you even know what Zuzu looks like?
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I'll prove to you that Zuzu's following
me.
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What are you doing?
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The old note in the mashed potatoes
trick.
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Buzz. 6 p .m. I heart you.
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I think the lunch lady would prefer if
you just cleared your plate.
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Let's make sure everybody's hiding at
the buzz at 6.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a
delivery to make.
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Love potatoes for one.
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You see, Daddy Assistant, adaptation is
the key to survival.
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You read that to me once in a fortune
cookie.
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See? I listen to you sometimes.
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Oh, stop crying.
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Tonight's Who Wore It Better pits teen
buzz columnist Amanda Pierce against
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Frumpy Gilmore. Be sure to text in your
votes.
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Oh, sweet temptation.
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Daddy, are you watching EWOW?
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It's like the news, but about stuff
people care about.
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Just turn it on.
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Now text in a vote.
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For who? For me. Vote for someone named
Frumpy.
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Please, please, please. Can you text and
vote for Frumpy? You can't deny me
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this, Wilder. Yes, you can, Wilder. I
can, but I won't.
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Done. Again.
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Stop it. Done. Again.
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No. Done.
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Again. Good.
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Done. Again.
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Done. Again. No, buddy. Done. Again.
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Done. Again. Again.
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Don't deny Ms. Gilmore the victory she
so frumpily deserves.
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Guys.
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Frumpy's winning!
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Can somebody help?
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You want to help Frumpy win?
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Sure.
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Done! Keep texting!
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Done!
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Doodle!
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What have we here?
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Welcome to Shepard's Park.
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It's just like a real park, except if it
rains, we don't get wet.
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Aw. Because you know how much I hate it
when my hair gets wet. Of course.
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Okay,
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we have everything we need for a picnic.
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Blanket, wildlife, desk and chairs, fire
alarms, curriculum guidelines.
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Well, that does complete the illusion.
What are we eating?
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I wanted to make dinner.
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You cooked for me?
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No, I said I wanted to.
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But I didn't have time. So I ordered
from my favorite Chinese place, Walk and
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Roll.
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That's nice, too. Yeah.
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I've got to go meet the delivery guy out
front, so I'll be back in a jiff.
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Okay, honey bunches.
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Boring date number four.
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Hi, Mom.
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Yep. Boring date number four.
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Good thing I ordered the wonton of
tedium.
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Yes, you were right.
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The spark is gone.
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Once again, happy you called.
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romantic oh hello you hi noah this
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is all very interesting i'm just
delighted you could make it do you hear
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sound it's love crackling in the air
okay
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where's rebecca she's running late and
i'm running hot for you
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is that fake Chest hair? It's not as
real as my love for you. What's
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is what's happening here.
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I got eyes, Luzu.
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And they only see truth.
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You don't like Rebecca.
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You're just using her to get to me.
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The flames of passion.
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Whatever. Can you tell Rebecca to meet
me at the blurb?
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She cut you off before it got good.
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Yeah. What was that about flames of
passion?
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She doesn't really like me?
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Can I borrow your chest hair?
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I want a new wig for my turtle.
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The new look.
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Does it still hurt?
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No.
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Yes. I'm sorry I pulled at your dignity.
I mean, your chest hair. I brought you
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some aloe vera.
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Thanks, but I prefer the shameful bumps
as a reminder of my shame.
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It wasn't that bad.
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It's nice of you to say, but how
publicly wrong can you be?
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There are worse things to be wrong
about.
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I mean, you're kind of cute. It would be
easy for a girl to have a crush.
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Really? You know, hypothetically. Of
course, hypothetically.
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It's good to have an answer, though.
Zuzu is definitely not after me.
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That's obvious, 100%. Okay, no need to
rub it in.
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It's weird. I guess I just thought that
she was pouring it on so strong that she
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must be into me.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome, Mr. Customer.
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Time to pour it on a little stronger.
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She said she'd call me. The important
thing is that I win.
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I mean, that you guys talk.
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Yes, Miss Davies, kids of Mexico love
Kelly Clarkson.
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They'll be thrilled with what?
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Whatever you can donate of Michael's.
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I am dying inside.
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I haven't texted for nearly two days.
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I had to use email.
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What am I, a pilgrim?
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Oh, poor baby.
253
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,340
I'm playing embarrassing moment photo
tag with Noah. And I'm it.
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Two days ago, he caught me scratching my
ear with a toothbrush.
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My defense, my ear, my toothbrush.
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Must be tough not being able to use your
phones while I relax.
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By the way, I told your mom to donate
some of your Kelly Clarkson stuff to
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charity. Is that cool?
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Not my bobblehead.
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If not, you better call her. I have to
find a pay phone.
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I'm no number.
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Ew. Oh, I bet that's handsome guy. I
gave him your digits and said you wanted
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him to call.
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What are you doing? You already lost.
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Doesn't mean I can't compete.
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Yes, it does. That's what losing means.
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Handsome guy's getting impatient and
better looking.
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We need to break up. Yeah. It's not you.
It's me.
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No. It's not you. It's me.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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It's not you. It's me.
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Hey, Andrew.
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Hey, Diane.
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Listen.
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I know. It's not working out. We just
don't seem to have that spark anymore.
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What? It's just not as, uh, sizzly.
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Why would you say that?
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Because it's true. Isn't that why you
wanted to talk?
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Well, yes, but I wanted to be the one to
say it. Great. Then we agree.
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You're dumped.
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Yes, I am.
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What? No.
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I came here to dump you.
285
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:25,670
Well, then you should have got to the
point, dumpy. How could I get to the
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00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:30,110
point? You stole my thunder, thunder
stealer. Have a great fall, Humpty
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00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:32,110
Is this really the time to be clever?
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00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:37,090
Have a great ride home in your dump
truck.
289
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:42,829
Hey, Noah.
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00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:46,410
Hey. Oh, no. Is that more student ads? I
brought enough for both of us.
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00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:49,630
I think student ads is why restaurants
have no outside food policy.
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00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:51,370
I'm glad I got to go.
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Go where?
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Home. I can't find my article.
295
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:54,930
Didn't you email it to yourself?
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00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,190
I'm not a thinker.
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00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:57,429
See you later.
298
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,130
Fine. That just means more student ads
for me.
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I'm eating gelatin.
300
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:01,810
A marriage made in heaven.
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00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:09,819
editor working hard i got you an
interview with jk rowling no way this is
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best thing that's ever i totally messed
up i thought it was tomorrow but it's
303
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:17,960
today in 10 minutes where at the airport
hotel room 914 you've got to go you're
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00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,180
the best i'm so glad we've become
friends you're really looking out for me
305
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:27,599
thanks i am the best at getting you out
of the picture
306
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:32,080
oh no i've got no time to gloat
307
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:36,530
Mm -hmm.
308
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:41,090
I'm sure the children of Mexico look
beautiful in Michael's clothes.
309
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,370
Yeah. Hello?
310
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:48,250
I don't know why a man hasn't called you
back, handsome guy.
311
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,110
I guess she's moved on.
312
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,610
Yeah.
313
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,790
You know, if you answer them, they stop
ringing.
314
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:03,490
Hmm. Look who came groveling back.
315
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:04,890
Nope.
316
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,460
I just came over here to call you
Dumpkin Pie.
317
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,500
Yeah? I didn't get a chance to use that
one earlier.
318
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:15,000
Well, I may be a Dumpkin Pie, but at
least I'm not a turkey sandwich.
319
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,260
Good one, Nerd Burger.
320
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,140
Oh, whatever, Prince of Dorkness. Bruce
Head. Pencil Neck.
321
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:27,000
That's what was wrong before. We were
too schmoopy.
322
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,340
Yeah, we have way more fun when we're
trying to burn each other.
323
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,000
Banjo Head. No, I think it's more fun
when I'm trying to burn you, Country
324
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,300
Dumpkin. Say it again. Country Dumpkin.
Say it again. Country Dumpkin.
325
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,500
Say it again.
326
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,220
AR, working late, as always.
327
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,960
Oh, hello, Noah.
328
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,140
Man,
329
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,800
I gotta stop doing that.
330
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:55,420
When are you going to admit it, Noah?
You know I'm right for you.
331
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,460
I knew you were after me.
332
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,880
Everybody get over here and see the real
Zuzu.
333
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:00,899
Don't bother.
334
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,100
As guest editor, I sent everyone home.
335
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:09,440
Now it's just... you and i actually it's
just you and me
336
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:15,420
if it isn't the little star journalist
take the wig off there's only room for
337
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:19,860
one girl noah's life who's broken up
with him and that is going to be me oh
338
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:23,740
yeah although for the record i actually
broke up with the both of you mind your
339
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:28,460
own business i'm guard so you want to
fight me oh dear
340
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,490
There's enough of a Jackson to go
around.
341
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,700
Down my shirt.
342
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,240
Embarrassing moment photo tagged. You're
it.
343
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,680
OMG, that means I won. I won.
344
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,880
Well, it was worth it.
345
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
346
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,940
That was the guy I was so wild about?
347
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,280
Oh, that was nothing.
348
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,260
You should have seen the time a spider
landed on his desk.
349
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,720
On stage one night, he went to do a rock
star leap and split his pants.
350
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,480
I wasn't the only moon on stage that
night.
351
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,510
Man. What did I ever see in him?
352
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:49,890
Kind of went overboard, didn't I? I
realized that on my way back from the
353
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:50,890
airport hotel.
354
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,950
I'm sorry.
355
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:52,909
It's okay.
356
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:55,030
I think every girl gets a little nutty
about a boy.
357
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,910
I just feel so silly.
358
00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:58,830
Can I make it up to you?
359
00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:02,590
Yes. You can be the subject of my next
article.
360
00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,850
A girl's guide getting over a guy.
361
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,090
In so many words.
362
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,310
How do we start?
363
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:08,770
Usually with a pint of ice cream.
364
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,500
Then chocolate chip? Totally.
365
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,380
Sorry I couldn't call beforehand, some
guy. We had a bit of a competition going
366
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,960
on, which I won.
367
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,660
Yep, the usual, but... Both of us.
368
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,740
Both of me bubble at the Kelly Clarkson.
369
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:34,700
Well done, Viale.
370
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,200
Alien blaster cut.
371
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,160
Mediamente. Gracias.
372
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,280
Yeah, finally cracked that more mean
than sandwich thing, Dad.
373
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,570
You just make the bread meat.
374
00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:47,710
Beats it up. What is your name, handsome
guy?
375
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,790
Handsome geese?
376
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,310
Oh, that was close.
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