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Okay, journals, you're probably
wondering why I brought you to the

Buzz. Because this afternoon, Wilder won
a baked bean eating contest.

I came, I ate, I cut.

That, and because teen sensation Zuzu
Moon wants her concert to take place

a star -filled night.

Yep, my request for my own pen and
poster continues to be denied.

You put out a CD that goes platinum and
we'll talk.

I put out a CD that goes platinum, we'll
be talking through my people.

Will do.

Now, even though you all have summer
plans, you'll still be filing your

from wherever you are.

Does anyone know if Paris has email?
Because that's where I'll be, a fashion

camp. There.

You know Paris has email. You're just
bragging that you're going on a better

vacation than we are. That is so not
true.

Cool skywriting.

Amanda Pierce is going to Paris, and
you're not.

It could be another Amanda Pierce.

Oh, look, there's more. Ha ha.

way to get out and hang out with my
friends, find out what's new, who's

practicing on who, and who's happy with
who.

It's a whole new piece in the pages of
my magazine.

So if you're a hairy tub of goo, put on
a shirt, it's the least you can do. And

the people at the beach will thank you.

How come you've never written a song
about me?

How do you know that one wasn't?

Guy! I've got the greatest news ever!

Obsidian wreck statue, no Jackson?

Come on.

My family and I are going to Mexico to
build homes for families in need.

Ah, best news ever for you.

We'll be thinking of you when we're at
the beach with my dad and Baba.

Yeah, I'll have all the awkwardness of a
dinner except no shirt and fan in my

bathing suit.

My dad and I just call that Wednesdays.

Let's grab a bite before our Zuzu Moon
interview.

Hey, with great bean eating comes great
sacrifice.

Dude.

Oh, you bet I'll be there. Bye.

What and what again? Because of my
celebrity connections and massive charm,

line up small parts of movies all across
the country. Wow.

Last summer, we volunteered at the
public library.

You volunteered at the public library.
Only because of the air conditioning and

free magazines.

My first movie is a spy thriller.

I play Keanu Reeves' son.

My line is, whoa.

Could you ask Keanu what it was like to
play Hamlet? I ask this because the deal

is... I wonder if I get my own trailer.

At least it didn't go to his head.

Rumor has it that on a clear day, you
can see the infamous sock man washing

socks in the sink there across the way.

That's just an urban legend, Shepard.

Why are you here?

Final grades.

They all pass, so it means I won't be
seeing them at summer school.

Summer school? That's how you planned on
spending your summer vacation?

Not just me. The kids who failed will be
there, too.

So, what about you?

Oh, I've got a full -time job being a
bridesmaid. Four weddings and four ugly

dresses. So who are you going with?

Nobody.

I mean, who wants to drag a guy around
to boring weddings all day? Couldn't

anybody, huh? Of course I could find
somebody. I just couldn't decide which

cutie to take. I see, I see.

Hey! Look!

It's that guy!

It's that guy!

My debut CD, Shine on Zuzu Moon, was
inspired by my first love.

And my second CD, Dark Side of the Zuzu
Moon, was inspired by my first

heartbreak. Maybe you should stop dating
astronauts.

Nice! I love a guy who can joke.

Hey there. Um, hi.

Zuzu, this is my girlfriend, Rebecca
Harper. I'm a big fan of your music.

Thanks! I'm a big fan of your boyfriend!

He's hilarious.

He is a hoot.

off to help my dad pick out a bathing
suit. Please err on the side of extra

fabric.

I'm trying to sell him on a wetsuit.

It was nice meeting you.

Maybe I should call my next CD You Put
Me Over the Zuzu Moon.

Now who's the one being funny? You're a
joker anyway. Next question.

find it shoes both day and evening
makeup gown figurine

first aid kit annoying water pellet
what's i hate

roughing it i can only bring three types
of lipstick this is not roughing it

where's your bug spray your sleeping bag
your marshmallows on oh it

smells like sugar and spice and
everything nice

You must be Daddy's movers. I'm not
ready, so you'll have to wait.

Um, didn't you hear me? I'm not ready.

We were told to take everything because
your dad's broke and all.

Broke? What does that mean? Is he
heartbroken?

Oh, stepmom.

No, he's broke broke.

Does anyone here speak guy in overalls?

Daddy is not going to like this.

Service disconnected?

That's odd.

Remember when I said your dad's broke
and all?

It's like I can predict the future.

You are not getting away with this.

I'm writing a letter to the Queen.

She'll stop you.

The Queen has email, you know.

Becca!

What's with the ears?

That'll help me to get into character.

As a kid who gets teased a lot?

No, the ears are for my part in the
Vicky V sequel.

Seriously, dude, where's my spaceship?
Want to hear my line? If I said no,

it stop you? I doubt it.

I regret to inform you that I can only
offer one alien life from Toulouse to

intergalactic nation.

Beep, beep.

Dude.

Impressive. Neil, could you come back to
Earth and read this for me?

Summer Love, in so many words, by
Rebecca Harper.

If Noah likes it... It'll be my next
article.

This is the best thing that you have
ever written.

The use of summer imagery to show the
transition between friendship to true

was inspiring.

I am profoundly moved.

Beep, beep.

Really? Because it's kind of hard to
tell.

As an alien, I'm not supposed to show
emotion.

Amanda, you want a hot dog?

As long as it's made from the finest
imported meat.

I guess that's a no then.

What's up?

Have you ever been broke?

The question should be, have you ever
not been broke?

The thing I find about money is that...
Mr. Shepard, the question was just a way

to get us talking about me.

Yes, right.

Uh, oh, fire away.

Daddy lost all our money. He invested in
a gold mine that had no gold.

The worst part?

Nobody can afford to send me to Camp
Shop's lot.

I doubt that's the worst part of your
father losing his fortune.

And you don't know how much I love Camp
Shop's lot.

Amanda, there's plenty of other exciting
things you could do. You could start a

babysitting club. You could volunteer at
the library.

Now is not the time for joke.

Don't worry.

Something great will come along.

Oh, Mr. Oth, can I have a hot dog? With
relish? Can I have a hot dog?

Uh, no, I meant, do you want relish on
the... Never mind.

Thanks for your donation. Too bad you're
teaching summer school.

We could use the extra volunteer.

Um, Wilder, Mr. Shepard and I were
talking.

I know!

Wilder wants a hot dog. Now, back to me.

Wilder! OMG!

Can I volunteer in Mexico?

It better be a wisp on those bonking
sticks.

Uh, bonking sticks?

She means a hammer.

Welcome aboard, Team Wilder.

there's a time for you not to tease me
and it would be it.

Too passive.

I'll die if you don't like this.

Too needy.

What's wrong with you? I'm playing a
ninja in the J. Ray May movie.

Ninja school musical.

I don't have a line so much as a... I
wish I didn't delight courage.

Rebecca, just go with your gut and
everything will work out.

No one's coming over.

Now or never.

It could be later.

But I think now is best.

Wah!

I could have sworn I just saw Michael in
his pajamas.

You know what? There's something I want
to show you.

It's for my next article.

Sure, but first I've got to tell you
something amazing.

News News asked me to tour as a reporter
with her for the summer.

Wow.

That is amazing.

It means I won't get to see your dad in
his new bathing suit and Baba in her

sarong, but you can meet up with me on
the tour.

Sure, I guess. I've got to go tell my
folk.

See ya.

Hello, public library?

Rebecca Harper here.

Do you need any volunteers this summer?

No, just me alone.

Can I run one of my lines by you?

No, I'm not up for it. But I rehearsed
all day!

Michael, can't it wait?

Uh -oh.

Rebecca Harper's not letting Michael
Davies be selfish?

Something must be horribly wrong.

Noah's going on tour with Zuzu Moon as a
reporter.

The journalist in me says, what an
amazing opportunity.

The girl in me says, Zuzu Moon's trying
to steal my guy.

What are you going to do?

Nothing. I can't blow this for Noah.

Rebecca Harper, it's about time you went
out on a limb for love.

That's the line, isn't it?

Yes, didn't I totally sell it?

It's about a firefighter played by
Hayley McKenzie. I play boy stuck in

Do I feel his name should be Kenneth?

I could see you as a Kenneth.

My line inspires Hayley to follow her
heart.

How is that supposed to inspire me?

You have to follow your heart.

Tonight I have to do two things. Take
the mic and read your article.

Not all of it. We don't want to bore
anyone.

Just enough so that no one knows he has
to stay for the summer.

You're right.

about time i went out on a limb for love
if that doesn't work you can always

come with me and be part of my entourage
okay all of my entourage work boots

with faux fur trim keep dehydrated
caviar loose pink work helmet coupon

for one free kiss with wilder definitely
keep i can't believe i'm

doing this oh i just remembered i gotta
go pick up a surprise for you If it's a

blue -bloop orca whale with easy grip
handles, I already have one.

Please. Gotta go.

Hey! My motor's back!

I forgot what it was like to have one.

I like it with a pioneer.

Hello?

Daddy?

No way.

Get home town!

What do you want?

Thought of another hilarious way to
annoy me? No, I've been thinking.

And since I don't have a lot going on
this summer and you're still son's

dates, I was wondering if maybe you'd
like it if I went with you.

What's the joke? The offer is sincere,
DJ.

The only joke will be the saucy limerick
in my toast to the bride.

I don't think so.

Doesn't have to be a limerick.

A one -liner, maybe?

Take the bride, please.

Have fun at summer school, Shepard.

Oh.

Okay, then.

How are you? Thank you.

This is going to be amazing.

I get to be on the tour bus, I get my
own hotel room, and there's a chance

may thank me on her next CD.

Bob is going to tell me the secret
ingredient in her rhubarb jam.

My guess, rhubarb.

Hey, Noah.

Would you mind getting me a strawberry
smoothie?

Yeah, you bet.

One strawberry smoothie for Zuzu.

Hey, Rebecca.

There's something I wanted to ask you.
Really? Oh, wow.

I guess I could join your tour.

I don't normally cover music, but I
think you'll find my angle on the whole

star thing refreshing.

Not what you're going to ask.

Was it? No.

I wanted to make sure you were cool with
your guy going on the road with me. I

heard you went to cancel family plans
because of it.

As important Noah is to the whole Harper
family dynamic, we're still going to

the beach without him.

I'm fine.

Wow, really?

Because summer's a long time and
anything could happen.

If I were you, I'd freak.

Well, I guess you're not me then.

Noah was right.

You rock.

Speaking of, he's got my smoothie.

What was I thinking?

Where's my pen?

You're just so pretty.

There's my little builder. You ready for
your surprise?

Walter, I have to tell you something.

Oh, you want to cash in your kiss coupon
now?

Although my dad didn't find gold in his
mine, he did find diamonds.

We're richer than we were before.

That's amazing!

Now my dad won't have to pay for your
airfare, and more money can go to the

cons.

I'm going to Paris.

Okay, but that's the long way to Mexico.

I'm not going to Mexico, but thank you.

If I had to be broke with someone, I'm
glad I got to be broke with you.

You know how even though you're young
and hip, you still try and keep things

professional with us?

Really? I mean, of course. I'm very
professional.

And that's achieved by keeping a healthy
distance between the staff and... Could

I ask you a boy question?

Spill it, sister.

I thought Noel and I would spend the
summer together.

But now he's going away with Zuzu Moon.

What should I do? I don't want to seem
needy.

Sometimes we worry so much that we'll
look needy, we forget that it's okay to

need people.

Sometimes you have to tell them how you
feel.

That way, you won't spend the entire
summer explaining to everyone why you're

the only one at the wedding without a
date.

Wedding?

Never mind.

It was a metaphor.

Look, just tell Noah how you feel.

There you are. I've been looking all
over for you.

Yeah, I finally ran out of hiding spots.

I know you're sad about the way things
turned out.

No, I'm not. I'm angry, mad, and angry
and hungry too. Which is a lot like

just in your stomach.

I think I have something that will make
you feel better.

Giving yourself a paper cut will not
make me feel better.

It's a check, Wilder. Big enough for you
to buy two of those houses plus a

garage. You just don't get it.

These people don't need garages.

They need a person who keeps her word.

You know what I love the most about you?

Well, there's a lot to choose from.
Could you give me a hint?

You're the only one who never made me
feel stupid.

Until now.

Why should families in Mexico suffer
just because you're a liar?

Oh, paper cut, paper cut!

Okay, maybe that did make me feel a
little better.

Where there's food, there's Shepard.

I figure if I eat all night long, I
could avoid awkward conversation.

You have some sauce on the side of your
mouth.

Apparently not.

About this afternoon.

You know... You know what? The part
where you destroyed my self -esteem?

I'm sorry.

It's just that I'm not really good at
this whole dating thing.

Every time I like somebody, I mess it
up.

So I'm worried that if we were to go to
these weddings, we'd have a great time.

Decide to start dating. Then I'd ruin
it. We'd end up hating each other.

Then I wouldn't even have our silly
little spats to look forward to.

You know, if this was a romantic comedy,
you would have interrupted me by now.

And kissed you.

Please welcome Teen Bud's choice for
hottest new singer, Zuzu Moon.

Thank you. And let's hear it for my
summer tour companion, Noah Jackson.

Wherever you wanna go, babe, whatever
you wanna do.

I'll be right beside you, first in line
to tell you what I wanna do.

Let me be the one in the morning.

Let me be the one at night.

Let me be the one.

You already have the one.

It's me.

Looks like our big summer of love just
turned into... Summer.

Hey, I know. Why don't you come with me
and my family? Plenty of castles to be

built in Mexico.

Let me be the one.

I'd love to.

I just have to try one thing first.

Before I do my next song, the hottest
writer at Buzz, Noah Jackson, has

something he wants to say.

Thank you.

My girlfriend teased me about how I
didn't write a song about her, but now I

have.

Two R.

Thanks for letting me do this. You're
the only one that gets me.

My heart will miss you wherever I'll be.

I can go high and low, or from sea to
sea.

My heart will find you, little sneak up
behind you, just

to remind you how special you are to me.

You're not reading your article, are
you?

One day, I hope to be as unselfish as
you.

And that's no line from any movie.

Did I tell you that I'm playing a boy
butler in Jim Carrey's next flick?

Don't forget, you can always be my
entourage.

It's only two months, sir.

A lot can happen in two months. Nothing
is going to happen except me missing

you.

I should go.

The tour bus leaves at 5 a .m.

Did you even know there's such thing as
a 5 a .m.? You better write me.

Every day.

I'll even throw in a couple spelling
mistakes to make you feel better.

At

least

you know that when your guy comes back,
he'll still talk to you.

Why do I feel like I made the biggest
mistake of my life?

I'm sure by the end of the summer,
Wildable will have forgotten all about

Or all about me.

See you in a couple of months.

I knew it would be you.

That you didn't forget.

We made a plan for a century.

And now we plan to make it through the
day.

And you always try and be way too strong
in front of me.

I know.