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Hello, fellow students. Don't we look
good?

Michael, they're going to think the we
includes them. Be more specific.

Good point. I feel sorry for all of our
fashion -challenged peers.

Sad, really, since one is ugly as style.
Can we get some color coordination?

Or first you press shirt color fronted
by a full Windsor knot and tie clip.

We are BFFFs, best fashion friends
forever.

Nothing can come between us.

Do you have more clothes than friends?

One pair of tweed pants, one pair of...
Yes!

Then sign up now for Ernie C's Best
Dressed Student Contest. Rules and entry

forms available at the office.

Me first! No!

And if that film was true, it's a whole
new thing.

And what pages of my magazine?

The latest buzz.

I wonder if it is not buzz.

exhilarating. You corrected a spelling
mistake.

Made by Mr. Shepard on the blackboard
for everyone to see.

Oh, but how many cared?

I cared.

You dream of a moment like this and then
conscientious c -o -n -s -c -i

-e -n -t i -o -u -s It happens.

You're not the only one who's a good
speller. I noticed too. I just decided

to be a huge nerd about it. I'm not a
nerd.

And if you're so great, spell loggeria.

The bathroom's that -a -way.

No, loggeria, as in... L -O -G -O -R -R
-H -E -A.

An excessive flow of words.

How did you know how to spell a word
that the average teen wouldn't know

it doesn't appear on the curriculum
until college?

That's just... Loggeria.

Nice try, Little Anchor, but it's Mega
Mud Mat tonight.

Whirly pig!

Oh, look out, flying pig, it's on the
path.

Oh, curse you, bacon bandit. Let me show
you how it's done. Wait, you're going

to show me how to play?

Maybe you should just stick to girls'
games like that Double Dutch thing.

Whoa.

Are you saying that I don't know how to
play video games because I'm a girl?

You sounded a lot meaner the way you
said it.

You know.

When I was your age, I played a ton of
video games with the guys. And I rocked

at Whirlypig. Let me guess.

You were one of those girls who tried to
get dudes to like them by asking for

gaming tips.

Yep. And it all started with a simple,
Wow, you are so good.

I'd love it if you'd show me a few of
those cool moves.

Here you go.

How'd that work out for you?

No date. But I got real good at video
games.

Move on.

Now. Let's wear some pink.

Seems simple enough. Judges will watch
us in the hallways and give us points

based on our outfit.

And finals will move on to the gym where
the student council will choose the

winner. Is there really any other
choice?

Please. You may be a fashion queen, but
Michael Theodore Davies is a fashion

legend.

Sorry, Mikey, but everyone knows girls
are more fashionable than guys.

Really? Let's make this interesting.

Whoever loses has to wear Hectic
Hector's fashion for a month.

where every outfit comes with a matching
sombrero?

My mom took me there when I was five. I
had my first public tantrum in a

sombrero.

So you game? I only need to know one
thing.

What's that?

Your hat size, senor.

There must be a spelling mistake in here
somewhere.

That worked way better than Boo.

You shouldn't sneak up on people and
crow like a rooster. And you shouldn't

snooping through other people's
notebooks.

Hey, guys.

Shouldn't you be at Buzz?

Yeah, we're a bit late on account of
Nancy Drew here.

Mr. Shepard, have you ever found a
spelling mistake in Noah's writing?

I'm sorry. I don't keep track of those
things. I'm not that conscientious.

Spelled with a T, a mistake I caught way
before Harper did.

How can you be a better speller than me?

Spelling's my thing.

Sounds to me like you guys need to
settle this with a good old -fashioned

spelling bee.

My class.

I was hoping you'd say cage match.

You're lucky if you get it.

Oh, nice try, noob. Oh, I'm just getting
warmed up.

Take that!

Oh, man, you're making my bath meet.

Who's the noob now?

Don't count drawings until they've been
squealed, DJ.

Forget about it. There's no way to take
it back.

He dropped my pig in the bucket.

And served it on a platter.

Boys rule. Boys rule. Boys rule. Boys
rule.

Boys rule. Boys rule.

Boys rule. Boys rule. Boys rule. Boys
rule. Boys rule.

Rebecca.

Rebecca.

That's okay. My belly button did need a
good vacuuming.

Ew.

What's that?

After you're done your chores, want to
check out a movie?

You know I can't go to a movie.

I'm vacuuming my desk.

It's one of my pre -study rituals.

And if you want any chance of beating me
at the spelling bee, I suggest you do

the same.

Studying, not vacuuming.

Don't get overconfident, R.

Why? Does Big Bad Noah the Super Speller
think he can beat me?

Not so much beat as crush and pulverize
into itty -bitty pieces.

I'm shaking in my boots.

I'm serious. You know those people that
have photographic memories?

Well, I'm kind of like that, except with
words.

Yeah, right.

I can even take a word and rearrange it
alphabetically. Is that how you impress

girls at parties?

No, that's what ear -wiggling's for.

Give me a word. Any word.

University. Okay, now we all know
university is spelled U -N -I -V -E -R

-T -Y.

However, alphabetically, it's spelled E
-I -I -N -R -S -T -U -V -Y.

Oh, dear. That would be A -D -E -H -O
-R.

Sorry, Mom, but the last thing I need is
to take in a stray kitten.

That is the first step to becoming a
full -fledged cat lady.

I've got to go, Mom. I'm in the middle
of an important meeting.

comfort food after a devastating defeat.

Now you're just being a sore winner.

I am a winner.

I am sore.

On account of my thumb burning after
destroying you.

Hey, look.

Maybe you beat me at a boys game, but
how about taking me on at a girls game?

Girls game? Mm -hmm.

Buzz's double -dutch competition, you
versus me.

Double -dutch, bring it on. But if I
win, I get, um, that fuzzy pencil on

desk. And if I win, you make me a week's
worth of super sandwiches.

Deal.

Fine,

I'll take the cat.

Make way coming through. Feast your eyes
on ZZ Zoo's latest and greatest. This

colorful ensemble hasn't even hit the
runways yet.

Take note and give me bonus points while
you're at it, because next week,

everyone will be sporting a ZZ Zoot
suit. But until then, I'm just a silent

who happens to be a week ahead of the
fashion world.

Beat that, Amanda Pierce!

that a small boy in a zoot suit ran by.

You look exhausted.

I was up all night studying.

Do you know you have the cutest little
tonsils?

Not a good time to tease.

Well, I decided not to get my nerd on
and ended up having a great night. I

to the movies, caught Pizza Patrol,
surfed the net for useless but hilarious

videos, and then, wearing fresh out of
the dryer PJs, I fell into a gentle

slumber. Just because you have a gift
with words doesn't mean you're going to

win this.

I've got heart.

I've got gumption.

And I'm going to beat you. Why do you
always have to prove how smart you are?

That's the way I roll.

Fine. But if you're so sure you can beat
me, what do you say we open up our

little contest to the public?

Sounds good to me.

Who wants to watch me kick Noah
Jackson's gluteus maximus in a spelling

Who wants to see me bury Rebecca Harper
under a pile of vowels and kill a

consonant? Sit down.

Man, it's hard to get guys pumped up
about spelling.

Three smoothies to whoever cheers for
me.

I know what you're thinking.

How is it possible for a boy to be so
slick and make it look so natural?

Ah, Miss Pierce.

Mr. Second Place?

I like your outfit. Apparently gray is
the new boring.

Listen here, you fashion challenge
munchkin. You and your little man suits

size 4 shoes are no match for me.

Size 8, thank you.

Sorry, Goliath. And BTW, you need a new
tailor. Your outfit is full of blue

threads. And FYI, cuffed hems are out.

Cuffed hems went out five years ago.

Which makes them retro.

That award is as good as mine.

Especially in my outfit.

Grasp! Recruiting nightmare coming to
life!

Oh,

alphabet soup.

Hearty, healthy, and oh, so educational.

Who's dressed?

Want to watch me totally destroy DJ at
the double dutch competition?

I'd love to, but I have to referee a
spelling bee.

Wait, wait. Destroy DJ?

Are you sure you're that good of a
skipper?

You know how I'm on the trampoline team?

Of course. How could I forget? I
remember that one tournament where you

jammed up in the gym rafters.

That happened because of a temporary
lack of focus.

And it's happening again.

And we're back.

What DJ doesn't know is that my
trampoline train consists of double

skipping. She's going to get the
surprise of her life.

Listen, Wilder, take it easy. You don't
want to embarrass her.

I'm a competitive guy. My pride is on
the line. And a fuzzy pencil.

Well, in that case, then, I'll say,
uh...

Moy the best mon win.

I ate all the A's, so...

Peripeteia, a sudden change of fortune.
From the Greek, peri meaning from and

pipto meaning fall.

P -E -R -I... I can't spell this word.

Aw, study cards. So cute.

Go away.

I'm not talking to you.

Becca, are we really going to let a
spelling bee come between us?

That would be kind of pathetic.

What do you say we forget about this
whole thing?

Really?

I'd like that.

I hate fighting with you. I hate
fighting with me, too.

This means a lot to me.

What does?

That you admitted calling me a nerd for
being a good speller was wrong.

I didn't say you weren't a nerd. I said
I didn't want to fight anymore.

Oh.

Then excuse me.

I have to study.

P -E -R -I -P -E -T -E -I -A.

Peripeteia.

Shoot!

Ralph Barry from the Latin Respiricus, a
red sand made with tongue and lip.

Spelling?

Shhh. It's breathtaking, isn't it? Now,
add up all those points and run along.

Mom, this is a tough competition.

I'm trying my best, but I think I might
lose.

I know all five of my sisters won it,
but they didn't have an Amanda Pierce to

deal with.

Yes, I know Granny Davies might not be
alive next year to see me win.

I'll make sure I win.

And Mom, I love...

DJ, there are two ropes.

Of course. What do you think double
Dutch meant?

I thought I meant Dutch, as in the
people.

I have two Dutch trembling coaches, Mr.
Putzkammer and Mr. Hoojboom. They taught

me how to skip with one rope.

All right, DJ, you're up.

Stand back. I've got a week's worth of
sandwiches to win.

We do it big, do it big. We do it big.

And hailing from the east side, the
prim, the proper, the consonant dropper,

Rebecca Hopper!

And hailing from the west side, the
dark, the dour, the speller of the hour,

Noah Jackson Speller!

There will be no dictionaries, no split
infinitives, and no, I repeat, no.

Hitting below the diphthongs.

Understood.

Now let's shake hands and come out
spelling!

Rebecca, you're first.

Your word is... Triskaidekaphobia.

Can I have the definition, please? Fear
is the number 13.

Can you use it in a sentence?

Monty refused to sleep on the 13th floor
of the hotel because he suffered from

acute...

Triskaidekaphobia. Can I have the
language of origin, please?

Why don't you just ask him to spell it
for you? Watch it, or I'll take away a

point. Rebecca.

T -R -I -S -K -A -I -D -E -K -A -P -H -O
-B -I -A.

Triskaidekaphobia. You are correct!

Noah, your word is... The.

The? Are you kidding?

The. Tough one, tough one.

Definition, please. Oh, please.

Denoting one or more people or things
already mentioned.

The, the, okay. Here goes.

T.

H.

E. You are correct!

I won, I won, I won, I won!

What happened? You win at the finals.

And you look... Like, one of them.

I pulled out of the competition.

But why?

Put it this way. I wanted to make Granny
Davies happy.

Thank you, Amanda.

You're very kind.

Granny can die a happy woman. My
family's been trying for years to win

Wait a minute. I thought all of your
sisters won.

You set me up!

Guilty! You wanted me to feel sorry for
you, so I quit, and I did!

It was a brilliant setup.

Brilliant and quite the dirty tactic.

I guess I deserve to lose.

Congratulations, Mikey.

I can't wait to see you in a sombrero.

If anyone can pull it off, I can.

Good luck with that.

By the way, how did you make all my
clothes fall off?

I've been backstage in enough fashion
shows to learn a few tricks. Like

dismantling an entire outfit without the
model even noticing.

It's all in the thread.

Models are so oblivious.

It's a nice one, DJ.

A perfect push -up fall by and around
the world.

Seems I haven't lost my touch.

All right, Wilder, let's see what you
got.

You want to see what I got? I was born
to jump, DJ.

Roll, turn.

I call this one the Hawaiian Sprinkle
Honey Cruller Double Chocolate Dip Flip.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

your smoked meat sandwich. Oh, and say
goodbye to your fuzzy pencil.

Goodbye, fuzzy pencil.

Okay, folks.

We are neck and neck.

Rebecca and Noah tied at 19 points
apiece. Rebecca, are you ready?

Your word is ABCdarian.

Can I have the definition, please? One
who is learning the alphabet, hence a

beginner.

A -B -C -D -A -R -I -N.

A -B -E -C -I -D -A -R -I -R -A -I -N?

A -B -C -D -A -R -I -N?

Oh, I'm afraid that's incorrect.

How ironic.

That's funny, Noah.

Noah, this is for the win. On your feet.

Your word is parapetia.

Parapetia.

A sudden change of fortune.

As in, the tragic hero underwent his
peripeteia.

Language of origin from the Greek word
peri, meaning from, and pipto, meaning

fall.

Alphabetized peripeteia would be A -E -E
-I -I -P... Please just spell the word,

Noah.

Peripeteia.

S -O -R -R -Y.

Oh, sorry.

That is incorrect.

Ladies and gentlemen...

We have ourselves a tie!

Wasn't that awesome, people?

You threw the match.

Classic Perpetua. This was never about
who was the better speller, was it, R?

No, not really.

After you did that whole freaky
alphabetical spelling thing, I kind of

was you.

This was because I called you a nerd for
catching Mr. Shepard's spelling mistake

when all you really wanted was a pat on
the back.

Actually, all I wanted was a hug, and
you're amazing, but...

That's close.

I make a joke, you tell me I'm funny,
and you do something smart, I call you a

nerd. Not exactly a fair trade.

You're right, it's not.

And to make it up to you and show you
that I love how smart you are, you're

going to help me with my math, and
geography, and science, and civics. This

going to involve a lot of study cards.

Now, I think we should start off with my
seven -point study plan.

You got anything to say about that?

Not nerdy at all.

Wow, you guys are so good.

It'd be awesome if you could show me a
few moves.

I'd love to.

Boy is good.

You must know Mr. Hoochaboo.