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Wilder, my friend, guess what I've done
for you.
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A favor.
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Guess how big.
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It's enormous.
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Guess what it is.
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You got me a bobblehead of myself.
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You got me a subscription to the meat of
the month club.
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No, no, no.
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You bought me a dragon. Michael, you
rock.
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Yes. Yes, I do, but that's not it.
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Something no one could ever get.
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Something nobody would get, huh?
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Uh, how about Team Buzz is holding a
gala for the movie premiere of Dude,
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Where's My Spaceship? And You Got Me a
Date With It star skater girl Vicky Z?
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Nobody would guess that.
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You couldn't be more wrong.
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Wait. That's it.
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Woo -wee! I'm Nobody's You Got Me a Date
With Vicky Z! Yeah!
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Nobody who knows how to take the fun out
of a surprise.
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Yeah!
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way to get out and hang out with my
friends, find out what's new, who's
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on who, and if everyone's new. It's so
cool to be in the
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pages of my magazine.
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Quite the review.
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You do realize that Brayden Roberts is
10, and girls everywhere have crushes on
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him. Well, then he should have made a
photo album and not a music album.
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That's why I printed it.
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However, if Brayden asks, I'll swear I
don't know you. What's the worst that
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happen? You might want to ask the last
guy who wrote a bad review on Brayden,
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you can find him. He was so scared he
went into hiding.
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Scared of a kid?
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You're kidding, right, DJ?
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DJ?
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DJ?
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Noah did not let up.
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For these reasons and many more, this
reviewer finds Brayden Roberts' latest
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album derivative, amateurish, and
enjoyable for only a select few.
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The tone deaf.
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Skating and savage.
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I have an idea.
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Rebecca, your outfit is enjoyable for
only a select few. The color of wine.
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too good.
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All you did was steal Noah's line.
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No, I...
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Personalize Noah's line. It's the Pierce
special now. I have to write it down.
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Quick, give me my Sherry Overwood pen
back.
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I already gave it back to you.
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Then why am I still asking for it?
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Let's think about this. Is it possible
you misplaced the pen?
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Rebecca, your lies are enjoyable for
only a select few. I don't have your
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Hello, Daddy Sawyer? I'd like to sue
somebody, please.
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Wow. Rebecca, check out these emails I
got from Braden Roberts.
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Subject, your article is lame.
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Subject, you are lame.
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Subject, na -na -na -na -na -na.
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How many did he send?
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116.
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117.
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Take it back or prepare to get owned.
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Did I just get threatened by a 10 -year
-old? DJ warned you. I have a policy not
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to be afraid of people under 5 feet
tall.
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Unless they're clowns.
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No height restrictions there.
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118? 118.
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Your life gets difficult starting now.
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Never seen an emoticon like that before.
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I'm so entangled.
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How do you get Hamlet on your shirt?
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How do you not?
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Here she comes. Now remember, act cool.
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When doesn't the wild man act cool?
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Go Iceman.
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Hey, Mike Star. Hey, Vicky Z. This is
Wilder, Wilder, Vicky Z.
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What's shaking?
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My knees a little.
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Enjoy, kiddos. No need to thank me for
the intro. Though, who am I to say no to
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a gift?
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Next, size 14. I prefer Argyle, but I
won't say no to Platts.
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Now you two wacky kids enjoy yourselves
on the pipe half.
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That's half pipe.
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That's what Wilder calls it. I knew you
guys would be a perfect match.
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Now go and enjoy yourselves.
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Someone looks happy.
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Do you know what the three biggest
stories are for a gossip columnist?
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they all equally irrelevant?
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Sad. Using humor to cover up your
ignorance.
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A new romance, a breakup, and the
confession.
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That just got me the first one.
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Gator superstar finds love with a local
teen.
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Well, I hope the manipulation of others
works out for you.
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Me too. And if not, I've got a backup
story.
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It's called The Revenge of Braden
Robert.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Not scared.
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Hello? You're going down!
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You wouldn't mind walking me home, would
you?
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What? No.
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No. No.
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Did you find your... everything in the
kitchen?
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It's not here.
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It's not anywhere.
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You know why?
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Because you didn't return it. But I did.
No, you didn't.
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Amanda, I'm a responsible person.
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I return library books. I return
compliments. I return awkward stares.
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And I returned your pen.
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I want my pen back, Rebecca.
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Or else you'll never ride Little Biscuit
again.
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Don't bring the pony into this.
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I will if I have to.
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I try to be nice.
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I try to be mature.
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But if you want to go down this road,
I'm game, Amanda.
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You think you have game? I know I have
game. Fine.
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I can't wait to see your game. But
before I do, can you clean up this mess?
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Sure.
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My game just happens to be cleaning.
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Last night, Pat was pretty harsh.
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Are you okay?
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That depends.
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Do you have a twin sister sitting right
beside you?
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No. Then I might need a second.
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I'll have a strawberry, strawberry
smoothie smoothie.
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Two strawberry smoothies, please. And an
ice pack for his brain.
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Wow. You're a strawberry smoothie fan?
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I got a feeling this is going to work
out. For sure. The best relationships
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based on taste in smoothies. Totally.
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All right, flash quiz. What kind of
music are you into?
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Lil X, Fifi Dobson, Chrissy Hahn.
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How about you?
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I love size six nostrils. Oh, and ice
cream truck music.
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Oh, it gives me headaches. The ice cream
and the music.
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What about movies?
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I like them dark and edgy.
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I like them happy and soft and mushy
around the edges.
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Um, boarding.
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Surf or snow? Wake.
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Dog? Reptile.
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Remember how we liked the same smoothie?
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That was awesome. Yeah.
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I'm going to be honest.
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I don't think this is going to work out.
I'm with you there, dude.
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And what do you think about this?
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Wow, you're still seeing double.
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Dad on that ice pack.
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Easy now.
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Low and steady.
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What is wrong with you?
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Someone's a little jumpy.
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I'm sorry.
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Brayden hired an expert to pie me.
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How exactly do you become an expert in
pieing? Practice, apparently.
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The guy got me twice already, and his
contract says to expect a third.
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Hey, journos, deadline pie.
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It's the pie expert.
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No, it's DJ with pie.
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Not the same thing.
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He could be wearing a disguise.
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This guy's good.
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I need to write a note.
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My last will and testament to my mother
in case I don't make it home pie free.
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Fine, but don't leave me any sarcastic
last words.
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You should know that that pen was a gift
from Sherry Overwood. I know. I saw the
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billboard. Rebecca Harper lost my Sherry
Overwood pen.
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Do you think that's something?
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Wait till you see the infomercial.
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Get it through your stubborn head.
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I don't have your Sherry Overwood...
pen.
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Oh, dear.
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Why did you say, oh, dear?
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Um, I just noticed the bags under your
eyes.
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Bags? What bags? Are you big?
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I was going to tell you to go home, get
a good night's sleep, and tomorrow
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you'll probably find your pen.
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Bye -bye.
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But I gotta say, tonight was as painful
as missing an Ollie.
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Yeah, you won't mind if I snub you at
the movie premiere?
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Mind? I'd be flattered.
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So, do you think the mic's just going to
mine if we didn't hit it off?
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Hold it, hold it!
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Look at you two.
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Like frickin' Frack, Chillin' Jack, dogs
and cats.
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The last one doesn't really work, but
who cares?
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Actually, Vicky and I wanted to tell you
something. Me first, me first.
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In the land of Gossip Dom, That's where
I live. One of the biggest things you
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can do is reveal a romance.
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It's every gossip columnist's dream.
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Since I was the merry matchmaker who set
you up, who better than to realize that
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dream? This can make my career!
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Awestruck.
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So, uh, you guys a couple or not?
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Couple. Couple.
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I knew it!
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Now, uh, cuddle up.
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Meaning? you for breakfast is the best
wake -up call I could ever have.
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I was so psyched to see you. I only hit
the snooze button ten times.
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Again, this time with more feeling.
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I call that shot forever, Valder.
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Valder, your couple name?
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Guess it's better than Wiki.
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That's it for now. I'll see you guys
later for the lovebirds at lunch shoot.
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Yo, Mike, don't you think you're getting
a bit carried away?
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I haven't even started getting carried
away.
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The Valder romance will unfold week by
loving week in my column.
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Well, until I get the rights to the
musical.
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Musical? Oh, yeah, baby. I'm taking you
guys worldwide.
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Ah, the power of love.
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Valder, why don't you say something?
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Keep it down.
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People are going to think we're
fighting. We are fighting.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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No. I've been asked before, but I'm
always wrong. Trust me. I'm never, ever
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thinking what other people are thinking.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We stage a huge fight at the premiere
and break up.
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Michael's the first to report on it. He
gets the scoop, and I never have to see
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your face over orange juice again.
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Woo -wee, Vicky Z! Sick plan!
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Would it be too soon to ask another girl
out at the premiere?
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how sorry I am.
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No, that's no good.
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Amanda, I might have possibly found your
pen.
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It was sort of in my desk area, tucked
away in a notebook.
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Maybe. You don't want to do that.
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Let me guess, you're still on high -pi
alert?
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Yep.
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When your back's against the wall, you
gotta sneak your way out of it.
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Like you and this pen.
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Just put it back and make Amanda think
she had it all along.
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Noah, I couldn't.
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But if you confess, you'll be sorry.
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Amanda knows how to say I told you so in
30 different languages.
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I gotta go.
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There's something in the lunch lady's
eyes I just don't trust.
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I was never here.
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Yes, Baba. I know your soap's drawn, but
I just need you to check underneath
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Rebecca's bed.
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Fine, then.
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Find out if Sylvia runs away with
Frederick, and then call me back.
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Amanda. Team Buzz is hosting a movie
premiere, and you're worried about a
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pen. You don't understand.
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It's not just any pen. It was a gift
from Sherry Overwood.
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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A rich, privileged, and beautiful girl
like me must be swan with gifts.
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And you'd be right.
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I always am. Go on. But those gifts are
nothing to me.
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This pen, though, was more than a fine,
quaint writing instrument.
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It was an instrument that... It sealed
our friendship because it was given from
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the heart.
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I can't read the whole thing up. I just
can't stand that Rebecca won't admit
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she's wrong.
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I'm a small and petty girl.
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Yes, but one heck of a storyteller. An
instrument that sealed our friendship?
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She's funny.
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I don't believe it. What?
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You planted the pen.
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How'd you know?
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You're wearing your sneaky face.
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Which you should probably make less
obvious.
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Give me details.
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It's going down like this.
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I put it in her Tokushima file. Now I'm
going to call her using an assumed
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voice. So far, so evil.
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I'll say I'm from the Buzz research
team, and I need her to recheck a quote
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her story.
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She'll look in the file and press the
find the pen.
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To think you've waited that big
beautiful brain of yours to get good
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Hey, guys, have you tried this alien
pudding? It's out of this world.
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Get it?
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So, Noah, I want to commend you again on
not pulling any punches with the Braden
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Roberts review.
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Considering he was this issue's half
-point hottie, he was a bold move.
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I have to say what I have to say. I
can't live my life in fear.
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Well, you can say it to his face,
because he's right over there.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in another
room living my life in fear.
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a half pint hottie.
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It's just about show time.
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Really? What show are you going to see?
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No, dude, our fake fight to get Michael
off our back.
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All right.
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Yeah, gotcha. Fake fight.
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Then can we go see the show?
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Yes, Wowser, we can go to a show. It
will be called The Art of Focusing.
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Coming through. Angry child starting hot
pursuit. Move, move, move.
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Amanda Pierce.
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This is research.
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We need to double -check a quote on your
Tokushima story. Did he say red is the
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new white or the new beige?
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Give me one moment. I'll check.
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Looks like we're painting the town beige
tonight.
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Oh.
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I mean, no. Thank you, dear.
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Here we go. Are you ready?
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Ready, willing, and able.
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Dude, this is my premiere.
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Stop being so clingy. Me? You're the
clingy one.
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You're the human version of that dryer
sock that sticks to my shirt and I end
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not noticing all day.
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If you don't know there's a stray sock
on your shirt, maybe static cling isn't
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your biggest problem.
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Yes, what's going on? What's going on?
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You're friends with drag. He's holding
me back.
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Someone should have held you back from
making that movie.
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Not cool.
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Oh, sorry.
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I want out of this relationship.
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Not as bad as... I do. Guys, guys, let's
not make any rash decisions.
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I know a great couples counselor.
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We're beyond counseling.
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But if you guys break up, my romance
series is dead.
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But I'll be left with nothing but the
perfect breakup story.
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Continue, but this time with more rage.
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Hey, Amanda.
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What's new?
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Rebecca, I want to say I'm really sorry.
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I found my pen.
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I knew you would.
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I want to make it up to you. You can
borrow anything you want. You don't have
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to. It's water under the bridge.
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How about my mini purse from Milan?
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00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,520
It's cool, but I need a mini wallet and
mini keys.
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Take myself.
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I'll even let you use my daytime minute.
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I'm not a daytime caller.
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I'm more evenings and weekends.
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How about my hat?
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I got it from a Saudi prince who was
crushing on me. Stop! I can't take it.
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00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,560
You're right. Your hat's not making it
work.
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No.
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I found your pen earlier. I was going to
tell you, but then I just sneaked it in
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your file.
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00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,460
I see.
333
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,300
So this is how other people feel when I
lie to them.
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00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,260
I guess.
335
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,020
So, this is over?
336
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,880
Oh, no.
337
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,540
You're about to smell the smell of
revenge.
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00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,380
Oh, yeah? Well, I think you stink.
339
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,360
Stink would be an upgrade for you.
340
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,160
Can we smell revenge later?
341
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,880
Totally. I gotta see what's going on.
342
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:31,290
You always kid more about your stupid
food than you do about me.
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00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,870
Just because you're mad at me, don't
take it out on the sandwich.
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00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,370
This is gonna be huge.
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00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:38,710
If I have a problem with your sandwich,
that's up to me.
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00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:39,929
Is it, Wilder?
347
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:41,970
Shouldn't you be defending your
sandwich's honor?
348
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:45,490
Take that back, or... or... I'm
listening.
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00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,150
We're all listening, Wilder.
350
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:51,410
Or my stupid food will take its revenge.
351
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:56,950
See a celebrity slime fest. Wilder,
don't do it. Wilder, do it.
352
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:02,430
I can't do it.
353
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,070
Michael, I'm sorry.
354
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:05,770
We're not breaking up.
355
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:07,390
We were never even going out.
356
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,250
What?
357
00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:11,910
You saw my story?
358
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,370
All lies.
359
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:15,230
Excuse me. Excuse me.
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00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,490
Move.
361
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,280
One step closer and you're going to get
it. I got green pudding and I'm not
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00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
afraid to use it.
363
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:33,260
You made fun of my singing. I also said
it was repetitive.
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00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,390
Braden's sad.
365
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,270
It's okay.
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00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,550
Sometimes we all make mistakes.
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00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:58,210
You should have seen some of my first
articles.
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00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,470
They weren't that good either.
369
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:01,870
You feeling better?
370
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:06,730
Yeah. That's good, because Noah's really
sorry he made fun of your album.
371
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,380
So great.
372
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,560
Am I the only one who didn't see this
coming?
373
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:33,720
Dude, I'm sorry I lied.
374
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,560
You made me look like a fool in front of
all my peers.
375
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,160
Yeah, that part was unfortunate.
376
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,760
What's it going to take for you to
forgive me? You're not rich, so I can't
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00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,760
really think of anything.
378
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,440
Wait!
379
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,240
Do you know what the three biggest
stories are for a gossip columnist?
380
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,200
have trouble remembering how the three
bears end.
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00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:59,400
There's the romance, there's the
breakup, and finally, there's the
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00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,620
And there's something about porridge,
too, right?
383
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:06,800
Not really. Listen, I want to do an
exclusive interview on how you and Vicky
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00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,100
lied to me, Michael Davies.
385
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,800
I'm not really comfortable with that.
386
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,360
Why we lied. A sneaky rat's tail.
387
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,680
That makes me less comfortable. By
tomorrow, your story of deception will
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00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,680
over the world.
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00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,360
My comfort isn't really important to
you, is it?
390
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,880
It's the price of forgiveness, my
friend.
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00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,000
English. I told you so.
392
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:31,860
French.
393
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,800
Spanish.
394
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,400
German.
395
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,480
Italian.
396
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,180
Portuguese.
397
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720
Mandarin.
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00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:49,740
Don't worry, Rebecca.
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00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:52,260
I only have 23 more countries to go.
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00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,840
Polish.
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