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Why am I here, Wilder? I want to know
what you think of my next article. I'm
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calling it, Games That Go Boing.
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Like, when you flick a springy doorstop,
or a ruler on the edge of a desk, or
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when you jump on furniture.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Boing, boing, boing, boing.
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Boing.
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Oh, boing.
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Now I get it.
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Boing, boing, boing, boing. Wilder!
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Get off the couch!
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Boing. Do you do this at home? Yes. And
what does your mother say? Where do you
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think you are? At work?
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I just got an email from the Charity
Cares Gala Fashion Show. Too fab.
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Local reporters walking the runway for a
good cause. It's a hoot. I did it two
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years ago.
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No way.
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The McLean's magazine rep had to cancel?
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The organizers now want someone from
Bunch to model on the runway.
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I accept.
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Hello, Daddy's assistant.
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Can you send over my facial expressions,
coach?
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I have a show tonight and I want to work
on my runway smolder. Blah, blah, blah,
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blah.
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Wilder?
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As in the event will be so much wilder
if we've Amanda as the model?
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Who's blah, blah, blah?
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You are.
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Sweet.
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Can't let that exist.
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Looks like the only look I'll be giving
tonight is my no fair pout.
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Watching the time pass.
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Can't wait to get out and hang out with
my friends.
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Find out what's new.
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Can we question on who?
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When is that when we're through?
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It's a whole new thing.
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In the pages of my magazine.
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the barista likes you.
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No way.
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How do you figure?
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A, she always gives you the biggest
muffin.
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And B, didn't you notice the way she was
tugging at her hairnet while you were
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paying?
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And that can mean she likes me.
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Or she's uncomfortable wearing a net on
her head.
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That's because you don't speak the
language of love.
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I learned it from the stars.
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Well, these stars are just like us.
Except with better teeth and hair and
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clothes. Yeah, they're just better.
Anyway.
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They like us speaking signs.
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I didn't get the celebrity breakup scoop
of the year for nothing. I got it
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because I know when I love you really
means you give me the creeps.
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Really? So what's the sign for when a
girl likes you?
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Easy. That's a simple tug on the
shoulder.
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And what if she just wants to be
friends?
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Nothing says friends like a playful arm
punch.
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That's it? For a first lesson. Oh, wait.
There's also the...
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But that's only if she hates your
cousin.
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Hey, boys.
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Wish I could hang, but I have to back
upstairs.
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She did both. The tug and the punch.
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You care, says Rebecca.
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You and Rebecca.
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I'm so proud.
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My best friend and my best you.
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What does this mean?
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Nothing. I'm the only one who does it.
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I'm trying to quit. Trust me.
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Whoa.
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For a while there, the whole room was
spinning.
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The darkness.
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You got here just in time.
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You're going to hate doing that fashion
show. Why?
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It's just people staring at you.
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You'd be surprised.
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Well, that happens to me a lot.
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Mostly when I leave my house.
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The models are going to eat you for
lunch. The hairstylists are going to
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you up, and the designers are going to
spit you out.
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How does that make you feel?
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Hungry.
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Wilder, listen to me. The makeup people
are going to powder your face.
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Every five seconds, big, annoying,
fluffy powder puffs.
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I love powder puffs.
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So puffy, so powdery.
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I'll see you in the catwalk.
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Claustra!
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Can you pass the stapler, please?
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Well,
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if you're not too tired.
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That's not my tired thigh.
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That's my how -could -well -there's -no
-my -chance -to -walk -the -runway -at
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-charity -care thigh.
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That was my I'll -get -my -own -stapler
thigh.
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Well, it was a tough decision, but I
finally made it.
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That's right.
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If one of them has to go, I guess it
should be Rebecca.
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I mean, especially after her last three
articles.
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Mm -hmm.
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So things work out for you and Rebecca.
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What does that make me?
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Michael. Still?
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Seems to me that we should be related.
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Uncle Mikey?
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Look, I'm not even sure if there's
something between me and Rebecca.
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Then keep reading the signs.
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I can't even read my own handwriting.
How am I supposed to read her signs?
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Hey, you can read them.
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I guess I could.
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Who knows Rebecca better than me?
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I know everything there is to know in
the Harper Handbook.
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The Harper Handbook?
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Yep. Like how Rebecca likes Neapolitan
ice cream. She eats it chocolate first,
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vanilla second, then strawberry.
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Or how when she's feeling down, she goes
to the batting cage and pretends she's
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Justin Morneau.
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Wow, this is good stuff.
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Looks like I found myself a wingman.
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Wingman.
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Finally get to wear my wingtip shoes.
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You nervous?
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Modeling isn't as easy as it looks.
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Look, Amanda, I've jumped off 20 -foot
vertical ramps.
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I can handle the horizontal.
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Oh, you like that one?
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There's more where that came from.
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You missed Wilder doing this.
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DJ's going to fire me.
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Who gets fired from a job they don't
even get paid for?
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A person who's been treated unfairly.
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Very sensitive, Noah.
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What a guy.
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What makes you think she's going to fire
you?
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I heard her on the phone today.
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She said one of us has to go.
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She probably meant me.
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People are always confusing you and me.
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Great sense of humor, Noah.
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You like guys with a great sense of
humor, right, Rebecca?
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What else did she say?
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It has to be Rebecca.
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Okay. I can't fake that one.
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What should I do?
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We could, um... Go chop some wood.
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We could go fly fishing.
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We could go to a batting cage, hit a few
balls.
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I always do that when I need a little
cheering up.
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Perfect.
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You two have a great night.
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Do you know how many times I've walked
12 paces in a row without stumbling?
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Several. I'm doing it right now.
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Yeah, sorry about that, Trent. It must
have been hard, but don't worry. I'm
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no one noticed.
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We're on TV.
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Oh. This is the hard part, watching the
world rip you apart.
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His name is Wilder, and he's reinvented
modeling from Milan to Tokyo. It's
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called the Wilder Windmill, and it's the
biggest thing to hit the fashion runway
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since the flamingo flower.
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Good job, Wilder. You did Buzz proud.
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Guess the Wilder wasn't so bad after
all.
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Yes, you were. But fashion is totally
shallow and unimaginative.
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any new thing no matter how bad.
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Which is why I love it so much.
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Oh, why couldn't it have been me?
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Just come up with something great like
Wilder did.
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How about the flamingo flounce?
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It already exists.
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She just said it on TV.
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I knew I heard it somewhere.
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Team Buzz, you want to book a special
appearance with the inventor of the
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windmill?
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That's for me.
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If you want to make money off Wilder,
you'll have to deal with me.
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Do you remember?
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I'm Amanda Pierce of the Amanda Pierce
Super Agency of the Superstars.
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Wow. I've heard of them. They're good.
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So, how'd it go last night?
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Man, did I have a great time with her.
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Even got her to forget about getting
fired. You?
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You know, do what wingman do.
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Stay at home and order it in. Let me
guess. Wings.
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No. Chinese.
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You know us wingman aren't restricted to
foods named after us.
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So my wingman plan for tonight.
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Right. About that wingman stuff. I've
been thinking. Me too.
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And I'm thinking bumper cars.
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Here's what we'll do. I'll have Rebecca
in my sights. Ready to bumper it the
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next Wednesday. Then you'll come out of
nowhere and smash me to smithereens.
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Here's the thing.
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Aren't I already bought tickets to the
tin banks? Bab, how much do I owe you?
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The good news is, nothing.
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I only got two tickets.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll just get my own.
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Look, things are actually cool with
Rebecca.
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Aha, because your wingman made it so.
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Right, but I can fly solo now, so I
don't really need a wingman anymore.
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You don't need me?
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Nah, you can break off from the
formation because Rebecca and I are on
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autopilot.
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Thanks, man. Mission accomplished.
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I'd hate to see you crash and burn since
you hadn't finished the Harper
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handbook. Man, how long is this book
anyway?
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It's pretty lengthy.
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I'll help you through the next chapter,
but only if you do exactly as I say.
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Your wingman wouldn't lead you wrong,
would he?
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Dudettes, you're about to see the Wilder
Windmill for the first time on school
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property. Welcome!
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What are you doing?
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Giving the fans what they want.
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Your fans are going to pay or play
basics.
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Nobody's seeing anything for free.
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Move it along, people. Nothing to see
here.
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Thanks for your support.
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I love you all!
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Don't give it all away. You've got a 1
.30 Wilder Windmill session with the
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Spirit Squad. They're going to pay us
$100 to teach it to the mascot.
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Oh.
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You're not going to get carried away
with this stuff, are you?
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Please. I respect you way too much as an
artist and a friend.
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The man appears super agency to the
superstars.
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What? He'd love to be your celebrity
bingo caller.
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Just go in there, Rebecca.
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There must be a reasonable explanation.
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I can't be getting fired. If I had a
nickname, it would be Fireproof Harper.
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Although, I always saw myself as more of
a scoop or a peachy magoo.
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Anyway, just do this now. You're not
afraid.
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Hello, Diane Jeffries here.
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Yes, first order of business, Rebecca
Harper.
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You already know how I feel about this.
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I believe you should be the one to tell
her.
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It's her face.
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Times like this?
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What would Peachy Magoo do?
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Got it!
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Come on, Noah.
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She's there. She's ready.
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Are you sure this is in the handbook?
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Oh, yeah, baby. Page 46, chapter 10.
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Rebecca's all about the bad boys.
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Hello? Hey.
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That's why I'm your wingman.
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Don't go showing what you got.
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Do something bad, bad boy.
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Later. Rebecca's on Noah time now.
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Hi, Baba.
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Yep, studying hard. Thanks for asking.
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Okay, bye now.
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Thanks for trying to cheer me up, but
I've got some things to do.
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You set me up.
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You better call in an SOS wingman,
because you are going down.
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If it makes you feel any better, I know
a girl that has a crush on clowns.
254
00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:57,210
The man appears super agency to the
superstars.
255
00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:58,470
Talk to me.
256
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:01,610
No, Wilder does not do kiddie parties.
257
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,550
Wait, how much?
258
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,370
Guess what? You now do kiddie parties.
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00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,010
Deal.
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00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,390
The man appears super agency to the
superstars.
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00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:14,970
I'm listening.
262
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:18,730
You want Wilder to showcase Wacky
Willie's Wild West western wear?
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00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:20,810
He'd love to.
264
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:24,230
Ten gallon hat, make it twenty. He is
the windmill, you know.
265
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,310
No. No.
266
00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:30,390
No.
267
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:32,570
No!
268
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,990
That was brilliant.
269
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,730
Playing hard to get is going to make
this even more popular.
270
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:42,770
But the wild man already has a full life
of video games and skateboards and
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00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:43,830
skateboard video games.
272
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,530
No.
273
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,830
It's like I'm trapped in another dude's
body.
274
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:52,230
Nice bod, though.
275
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,070
If it was me, I'd be loving it.
276
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,259
But I'm not you.
277
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,260
You're loving it.
278
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,320
I want out.
279
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,920
No. The Wilder Windmill is bigger than
you.
280
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,480
It's almost as big as me.
281
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:10,240
We windmill for all those poor, stiff
-armed people who can't. We can change
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00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,060
world one runway at a time.
283
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,520
Don't quit on me.
284
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,960
Oh, you know I can't resist your
notepair pout.
285
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:23,160
What's next for the Wilder Windmill?
Another charity cares event?
286
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,620
Nope. Better.
287
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,060
Charity really cares.
288
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:28,740
I know, Baba.
289
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,240
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
290
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,420
Okay, Baba, it's go time.
291
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,560
Hey, Rebecca, I would like you to...
Well, wait.
292
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:39,260
Before you say anything, I think it's
only fair that you hear me out.
293
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,580
Now watch.
294
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,380
Note for a story.
295
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
That's me.
296
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:53,900
Intelligent.
297
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:06,899
Team player.
298
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,900
Guess who?
299
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,000
Clean. Oh, is that me? Why, yes it is.
300
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,819
Now, the important thing here is to show
you what I do here.
301
00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,119
Like writing.
302
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:27,740
See? I use all my fingers. I could use
one or two or even three.
303
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,960
Nope, all.
304
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,570
Count on me to be neat.
305
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,350
Rebecca, I want to... Fire me from team
five?
306
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,390
Never!
307
00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:46,010
Fire you?
308
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:50,010
I was going to say that I'd like to
introduce you to Mr. Peterson.
309
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:53,890
He is the president of the Academy of
Junior Journalists. He came here to tell
310
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:57,850
you that... You've just won a week -long
retreat for teen journalists from
311
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:58,850
around the world.
312
00:17:58,930 --> 00:17:59,930
Congratulations.
313
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,850
Any chance we could hold a retreat here?
314
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,060
I flush the keys down the toilet.
315
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,260
That's the way I rock it.
316
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,380
That's the way I rock it.
317
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,640
No.
318
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,600
No.
319
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,020
No.
320
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:32,740
Maybe, this Saturday, Wilder can't just
perform at a drop of a hat. What a
321
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:33,740
trained monkey.
322
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:37,750
He's not trained.
323
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:38,930
Ciao.
324
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,710
Jordan, ten seconds. Time for your
favorite part.
325
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,310
Powdery puppy.
326
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,730
Amanda, I can't do this anymore.
327
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:52,210
Ben, you shouldn't have signed a six
-year exclusive contract.
328
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,730
Wilder, come on. You owe my public.
329
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:58,150
What's his problem?
330
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,450
Cloth truck.
331
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,490
Problem. Look out!
332
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:40,150
It took 42 blocks, but I got you.
333
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:41,910
Okay, do whatever you want.
334
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,170
Make it quick.
335
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,410
Ooh, an audience.
336
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:45,710
And fashion friendly.
337
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,230
I just want to know why you did this to
me.
338
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:52,050
I thought if you went out with Rebecca,
I'd lose her as a friend.
339
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:53,610
You too.
340
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,990
The only way you'd lose me as a friend
is if you said small -c stuff like that
341
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:57,990
again.
342
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:00,250
It's the next thing you've ever said.
343
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,510
What do you say we give the public what
they want?
344
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,790
Wingman. Let's work it.
345
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,580
Damien appears super -rainsy to the
superstars.
346
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:21,860
You want the Wilder Windmill to open for
Fashion Week follies?
347
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,380
I'm sorry.
348
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,480
Wilder's not available.
349
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,900
No, he's not available then either.
350
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,620
He's not available ever.
351
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,460
Wilder's moved on.
352
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:33,940
He's out of the modeling game.
353
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,300
Ciao.
354
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,620
I am?
355
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,180
Why'd you do that?
356
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,960
You know how you always trip and fall?
357
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,100
I think you mean the Wilder Windmill.
358
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,960
No, I mean...
359
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,840
Out of control Wilder, constantly
falling down.
360
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,300
The fun was seeing you bounce back up
with that big goofy smile on your face.
361
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,840
This? Not so fun.
362
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,600
And I expect my friends to provide me
with fun.
363
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,980
Comprende? Wow, you did that for me?
364
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,060
Hugs.
365
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,560
That's my Wilder.
366
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,340
I could have made such a fortune off
you.
367
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:08,980
Boing!
368
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:19,730
Too good, sometimes annoying, but always
there for you in the end, friend.
369
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:21,450
Cheers.
370
00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:24,870
Dude, what's the word for when you feel
like you've been here before?
371
00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:26,070
Two and the same thing?
372
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:27,009
Deja vu?
373
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:30,450
Yeah, like no matter what dumb stuff you
guys do, we always end up back at the
374
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,610
blurb, having smoothies.
375
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,790
Nothing says meaningful friendship like
sharing a thick, fruity drink.
376
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,110
This is just like the last time I forgot
what deja vu meant.
377
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:39,490
High five!
378
00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,710
Um, could we settle for low fives
instead?
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