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Hey, Becca.
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How's your story on Teen Spurs Drops
coming along?
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I starred as the waitress at the blurb
in exactly 25 minutes.
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And in exactly 26 minutes, customers
will be fleeing the blurb covered in a
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of smoothies and pie.
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A mess of smoothies and pie? I'd order
that.
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Just a tip, R. If you want to make
tiffs, I'd ditch Bob's apron.
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But... This was the apron she wore when
she first came to this country.
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It's a family heirloom. Maybe your papa
will hand it down to you when you get
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married. I know.
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Hot off the presses, I've got the story
of the century.
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It's called Michael Davies as a
Girlfriend.
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I know. I did his birthday, too, when I
found out.
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A June wedding would be sublime.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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going out to the blurb, it's a chance to
see someone completely out of their
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element running around like a servant.
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Oh, yeah, Rebecca's waiting table.
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I was talking about Michael and his
girlfriend, but... Yeah, that too.
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Can't. DJ's making me clean her office
for the next three days just because I
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changed the ringtone on her cell phone.
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That doesn't sound so bad.
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To a medley of belches.
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Oh, still.
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DJ wouldn't be so mad if... she had a
boyfriend.
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Wait. That's it.
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Amanda. You're a genius.
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I know. I read my bio.
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What are you doing?
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Setting DJ up with a secret admirer.
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If she thinks someone's into her, she'll
go easy on me.
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Hmm, musky.
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Let's hope so, because Steve Nash is
playing on Friday, and I can't miss the
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game. One problem. You don't have a
secret admirer. Don't need one. That's
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beauty of secret admirers. They're
secret.
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Now sit back and watch Cupid work his
magic.
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The meatball rolled off his tray, down
his thigh, and he fluttered his hand.
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My heart started to flutter in perfect
sync. We're like two little
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So, what happened to the meatball?
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Two croissants, one blueberry muffin,
and one brie muffin.
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Wow, clumsy and precise.
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Can you pass me a napkin, kitten?
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With whom I'm smitten.
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The last time you rhymed like that was
when your parents bought you your first
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bow tie.
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Ah, well to the clip -on.
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You were sweet, petite, and made me
complete.
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Oh, rhyming. I miss that.
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Want to go see a movie?
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Sure, I'd love to.
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But don't you have to call it Actor Guys
Publicist May Ray J or something? J.
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Ray May.
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I'm interviewing him at an autograph
signing before he has to go to the Teen
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Screen Awards.
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Hey, want to come?
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I don't know.
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Maybe, I guess.
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It was really nice meeting you all.
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Oh, and don't worry about the bill.
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I got it.
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She's cute.
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And a good tipper.
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Totally, but the meatball story had no
ending.
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I hate her.
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Why? Never trust a girl who pays for
everything on the first date.
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It's a classic hook the friends and make
them like me strategy.
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Well, work for me.
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Well, I liked her.
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Also, never trust the opinion of someone
wearing an apron with gravy stains
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older than they are.
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Hello.
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Hi, Mom.
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Yes, I'm coming over for dinner.
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What? No.
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Do not invite Percival Kibler.
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He parts his hair down the middle, owns
an ant farm, and rides to work on a
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unicycle.
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Can we talk about this later, Mom?
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Okay, bye.
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Funny, I always took you for the
unicycle type.
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Shush, and alphabetize, and debrief on
my phone, please.
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When did these get here?
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How would I know?
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I was too busy shushing and
alphabetizing.
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It's in here.
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I love that scent.
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So did my new career.
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You know what, Noah?
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You've done enough for the day. You can
go now.
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What about tomorrow? Do I still have to
stay late?
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We'll see how I feel tomorrow.
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To DJ, how do I love thee?
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From your secret admirer.
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Feeling overwhelmed?
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Like no matter how hard you try, you're
not getting anywhere. Like a boy with an
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expired bus pass.
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Go away, Wilder. I'm busy.
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Too busy to learn.
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The way of the tray.
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The way of the tray? A powerful serving
technique that unites body and mind with
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tray.
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I learned it while serving in volunteer
soup kitchens and hanging out at tray
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stores.
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I don't have time for this.
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Teach me the way of the tree, Master
Wilder.
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Of course.
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But first, Master Must Eat.
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Hey, Amanda.
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Mmm, spicy tuna rolls. Mind if we join?
Of course not. In fact... Bon appetit,
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my little mooshy mooshy.
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Meet you at the center.
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Gag, all this mushy is ruining my sushi.
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We should go to the park later.
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But don't you have to prep for your May
-Ray -J interview?
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J. Ray May can wait because Michael
Theodore Davies wants to spend time with
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little angel.
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Maybe we can spend more time together by
studying?
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That's a great idea.
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We'll be like two little study bunnies.
I said bunnies instead of buddies.
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Hop hop, my little study bunny.
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OMG doesn't begin to cover this.
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That was amazing.
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No, that was the way of the train.
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Did you read the training manual I gave
you?
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Read it and memorized it.
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We shall see. Climb aboard.
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You are serving a bistro and a man
enters. He orders salad instead of
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What do you do?
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Talk to the chef and ask him to make an
exception?
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Wrong!
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Remind him there are no substitutions.
Hi -ya!
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A young boy with a milk mustache grabs
all the mints out of the mint bowl. What
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do you do?
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Tell him to take only one so others can
have mints too?
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Wrong!
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Give him a moist towelette and tell him
to wipe the milk mustache off his face.
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Hire!
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A woman enters and orders French onion
soup for her pool. What do you do? What
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do you do?
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You tell her that soup's too hot
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for a dog to eat.
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I swear I had the main meal memorized.
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You must do more than memorize.
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You must complete all my training
exercises.
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Only then will I reveal the secret
mantra that will make you a master
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Fine, but Wilder, you don't have a
beard.
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Or a mustache.
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Hey, DJ, I finished my article on rap
bands that don't swear.
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Thanks, Noah.
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So anyway, I'm going to head out.
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Actually, you're going to do my expense
report.
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I thought you were going to lift my
punishment.
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And I thought the Q courier was my
secret admirer.
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Really? Wait, you asked him?
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Yes. Oh, and then he told me that I
wasn't even his type. Something about
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a frantic aura and being a wild item.
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I don't see it.
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Back to work.
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Wait, Teen Buzz allows you to write off
mocha magic ice cream?
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Mind your own business, thank you very
much.
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I'm going to the kitchen to get some ice
cream.
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How's the playing going, Mr. Cupid?
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Fantastic.
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All I need is a real secret admirer
before the game tomorrow.
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The courier isn't the only guy that
wears the chair that DJ knows.
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Mr. Shepard! Amanda, you are a...
Genius.
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Oh, stop. That's getting old.
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Who am I kidding? No, it's not.
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I can't really see the point in this,
Master Wilder.
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Actually, I can't really see at all.
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Do as I say, young fruit fly.
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And the mantra will be revealed.
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Okay.
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Can't you just tell me the mantra?
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I could, but it wouldn't be as fun.
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I'm sorry, Master Wilder, but I've got
tables to serve.
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Hello, some service, please.
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Oh, he's so scrumshalicious.
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No, not Michael.
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J. Ray May.
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Lame old Michael, who introduced me to
Jay, who fell madly in love with me, and
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whisked me away to the Teen on Screen
Awards.
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Please, the only way I could get caught
is if someone happened to hear what I
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was saying right now.
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Hey!
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Did I say I was sorry?
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The way of the...
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Michael, can I talk to you for a second?
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Got all the seconds in the world,
Amanda.
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I'm in love.
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Yeah, about that.
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I'm not really good at softening harsh
news, but I'm gonna try my best.
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Peyton hates everything about you.
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That was softening it?
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I did put my hand on your shoulder, and
I left out the part how she's really in
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love with J. Ray May and is only using
you.
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Peyton is not using me.
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Michael Davies.
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Oh, hi, Shmoopy.
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It's not May Day Raids, J. Ray May.
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And I think his favorite color's red.
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Happy dress shopping.
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She's so in love with me that she wants
to be color -coordinated for my
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interview. Good day, Miss Pierce.
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I am sorry, Master Wilder. Can you find
it in your heart to take me back as your
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student? We shall see if you're worthy.
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Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble
out.
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Hey, he didn't let me finish.
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Please teach me. My article on serving
depends on it. I shall teach you, but
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only under one condition.
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That I open my mind to the oneness of
Trey Enlightenment?
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No, that you give me the pebble back.
It's my fate.
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Thank you, Master Wilder.
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Rather than rice.
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Gotcha.
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Old school.
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Pasquale's Pig Hut, your pulled pork
sandwiches can never be pulled away from
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me.
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Mr. Shepard.
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Until now.
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What's up, Noah?
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I have some terrible news.
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DJ's parakeet is gone.
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That's horrible.
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Dreadful.
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They forgot my coleslaw.
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Sorry, I didn't realize that DJ even had
a parakeet.
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I wonder what happened.
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All I know is that it involved a
defective birdcage and a three -legged
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named Twinkle.
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No, no, no, to the coleslaw. I mean,
this is the second time they forgot it
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week.
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Look, DJ's upset, and I thought it'd be
nice if you sent her some flowers.
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You know, that's a great idea.
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Which is why I already arranged for the
flowers, and all you have to do is sign
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the card.
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Wow, if only you were this quick on the
draw with your homework assignments,
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huh? Okay.
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What was the parakeet's name?
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Sweet Lips.
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It was a really good whistler.
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Okay.
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In loving memory of Sweet Lips.
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I'd go with thinking of you and your
sweet lips.
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Yes, nice.
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That's why you're the writer.
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There you go.
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Well, what are you doing?
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Come on.
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What do you want your sympathy card to
smell like?
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Loser or pulled pork?
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Thank you for taking the time to be here
with me. I know your schedule is really
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busy. No problem. I'm happy to be here.
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So, tell us a little bit about... Hello,
Jay Rainey.
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Finally, you've got his name right.
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You're so sweet.
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So did you enjoy surfing? Is it true
that your favorite color is red?
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What do you think about my dress?
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Michael, open your eyes.
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The power to defeat your foe lies within
you.
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It is in here.
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Or is it here?
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Or is it in here?
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It's in there somewhere.
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Walter's right. It is in me.
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I'll be painting at our own game.
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You and your little foo -foo red dress
are going down.
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For the last time, Mom, I'm not
interested in Percival.
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Even if he parted his hair to the side,
lost the amp arm, and added an extra
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wheel to his bike.
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He did all of that?
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That's so sweet.
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Mom, I'm going to call you right back.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's changed their mind.
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Listen, ma 'am, they're not for me.
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I'm just going to put these down, nice
and gentle, see?
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And I'm going to back out slowly so no
one has to get hurt.
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Looks like your secret admirer struck
again.
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Signed, sealed, and delivered.
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Thinking of you and your sweet lips,
Andrew.
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Um, Noah, you can go now.
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No, no, I really should finish up. Now
it's time to find a vase for these
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beautiful flowers.
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Wow. People actually do do that when
they're happy.
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I said do -do.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Excuse me.
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Jane, tell us more about Surf School
Musical.
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Do you get to see us surf again?
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I just love the way you surf.
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One question at a time, sweetums.
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Thanks. I just love surfing for all my
fans.
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You have such electrifying eyes.
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That's more of a statement than a
question, really.
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Back to the movie. Jay, tell us a little
bit more about it. Well, it's a
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romantic comedy set in the hills of...
Hello.
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Come on.
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You were saying?
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Yes, you were saying?
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I play this surfer who... Oh, your hair
is so messy and cute.
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I know.
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I love my hair, too.
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What are you doing? Yeah, reporter in
the middle of an interview here. Do you
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know that you have the most electrifying
eyes?
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00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,740
I think his eyes are electrifying. You
stole my adjective.
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Stay away from him. He's mine.
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00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:11,500
No, he's not. He's mine. He's mine. He's
mine. He's mine. He's mine. I thought
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Michael was yours.
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Yeah, I thought I was yours.
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Michael.
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Amateur.
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00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,440
Michael Davis reporting live for Teen
Buzz magazine.
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With a broken heart.
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I love when a plan comes together.
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And just in time for the game.
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Mr.
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Shepard, what are you doing here?
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Losing a pet can be a very traumatic
experience. I thought DJ might want to
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about it. No, no.
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She's so traumatized that she's blocked
out everything.
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Andrew?
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00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,530
Thank you for the flowers. They were so
sweet.
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00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:53,890
Well, it was the right thing to do.
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00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,190
Wow. What was that for?
328
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:03,510
Because that was the right thing to do.
I love you, Andrew Shepard.
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00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,270
I love you, too.
330
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,550
I always have.
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00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:09,830
I was just too afraid to say so. Hey,
nobody loves anyone.
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00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,370
Marry me, DJ.
333
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:13,130
I'll quit my job teaching.
334
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:16,530
We'll rent a mobile home and we'll drive
to Vegas to follow our dreams.
335
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:19,770
That's so romantic. And I can shut down
the buzz and we can... Whoa!
336
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:24,470
You're not shutting down the buzz and
nobody's getting married. This is all my
337
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:28,350
fault. I tricked DJ into thinking that
you were her secret admirer and I
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00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:34,790
Mr. Shepard into thinking that your
parakeet died and... I didn't trick
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00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:35,790
at all.
340
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:39,450
I pretty much caught on the moment you
interrupted me during my lunch with that
341
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:42,290
mischievous look in your eyes. And I
caught on pretty much when...
342
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,390
Shepard called me and told me you were
up to something.
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00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:49,090
So I guess this means I'm not going to
the basketball game tonight?
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00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:50,330
Nope.
345
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:52,910
There you go.
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00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,010
But it's so frustrating!
347
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:06,810
Just breathe, young potato bug. Your
mind is cluttered. I know!
348
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:11,790
It's cluttered with images of me
spilling raspberry explosions, of me
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00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:14,740
frozen yogurts, End of me dropping a
butterscotch surprise.
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00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,140
Surprise!
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You are ready to learn the mantra.
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00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:25,280
Finally! The mantra is... Harry the
Hippo has happy feet.
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00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,920
Harry the Hippo has happy feet?
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00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,040
What does that even mean?
355
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,620
Nothing, really.
356
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,640
Nothing?
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00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,180
I said...
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00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,099
Here you go, sir.
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00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,280
I snapped pebbles out of your palm with
panther -like reflexes.
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00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,720
Bon appetit.
361
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,840
And I did all that for nothing?
362
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,260
I just served all those tables without a
single disaster.
363
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,080
Exactly. I was there for thinking
everything.
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00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,680
By getting you all riled up, I broke
through and... Got me to think on my
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00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,980
Thank you, Master Wilder. I've learned
the way of the tray, and I have my
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00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:10,980
article.
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00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,300
Well, hustle up.
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00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:13,560
We've got tables to serve.
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00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,300
Our work here is done, Master Harry.
370
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,580
This is just like the time in third
grade when Lawrence Morgenstern stole my
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00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:29,940
Marcia. Your girlfriend?
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00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,960
No, my pencil case.
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00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,640
I love that thing.
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00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,280
Don't look now.
375
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,420
Hey, Michael.
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00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:42,770
I'm sorry.
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00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:43,930
You're a nice guy.
378
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:47,730
But it's J. Ray May, and he's taking me
to the Teen on Screen Awards.
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00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:49,530
No hard feelings?
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00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:52,270
Um, waitress, please.
381
00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:06,990
Now, there's no hard feelings.
382
00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,110
Best dump ever.
383
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,000
Love is for suckers.
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00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:23,320
The surf is definitely not up for one
young lady.
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00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,320
Jay Ray May dumped his date at the Teen
On Screen Awards.
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00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,380
We take you to the action now.
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00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,600
Take me back, Michael Babies. I can help
you through Daniel Radcliffe interview.
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00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,600
Wow, you gotta love payback.
389
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,740
Actually, for me, not so much.
390
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,030
You know the floor in the kitchen?
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00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:47,750
You missed the spot.
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