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You told your mom you have DJ's office.
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What happens once you get here?
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Obviously, I have a cunning plan.
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Does it involve kidnapping?
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Possibly.
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Take your parents to work day finally
here, journal.
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Coconut. My dad hates coconut.
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OMG!
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They're on the second floor. My mom's
probably handing out mints.
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And now they're on the third, staring
awkwardly at the numbers.
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Elevator play -by -play.
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Fascinating. Guys, please, grow up.
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This open house is my chance to show my
dad that I'm not a little girl anymore.
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Sweetie! Daddy, daddy, you're here! Look
what I wrote!
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That's my little girl.
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Watching the time pass and wait to get
out and hang out with my friends. Find
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out what's new, who's pressing on who.
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And if everyone's new, it's a whole new
thing.
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And the pages are...
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Hi, Daddy. It's me, your daughter. You
know, the one whose open house you're
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supposed to be at?
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Dude.
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Dad!
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It's like I'm inside a giant pinball
machine.
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No way. That's what I said.
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Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
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So, this cunning plan to fool your mom.
Who's gullible enough to help you with
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that? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
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You were saying?
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know who this girl is but you know whose
face should be on the cover of buzz
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yours that's all be on the cover next
month maybe every month
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oh
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that's the piece i did on the
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school spirit squad give me a b give me
an e give me a cca yeah
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Who are these clowns? Rave Blubber.
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Their album just went platinum.
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You'd think they could afford shirts.
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Those are shirts, Dad.
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See, that's why you're the one getting
the award for excellence in music
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journalism, and not me.
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It's no big deal. Sure it is. You know,
your sister wanted to come see you get
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your award, but she's too nervous about
her dance recital tonight.
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She's six.
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She is the lead duckling.
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Daddy?
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Oh, hello, Daddy's assistant.
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He's chairing a meeting for Happy Trails
Bunny Farm?
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But he doesn't even own that.
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Ah, hostile takeover.
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Aw, Zrock.
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Wilder. And Big Wilder.
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Hey, little Davies, what's surfing your
turf?
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Um, I have no idea what that means, but
anyway, offense at this role -playing
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game.
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Call the Wilders. That's our name!
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DJ's office is a portal to an evil
warlock's lair. The only way to break
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spell is to replace her items with the
curse -proof things in this box.
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Game on!
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My article on first dates got the most
letters in Teen Buzz history. See?
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Oh, wait.
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Are these business cards?
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25 years in the construction business.
Never once had a business card.
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Anyway. My article on... What are you
doing?
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I love these wheelie chairs.
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Hey, do you race each other during
coffee breaks?
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Dad, seriously, I don't think... You
have something behind your ear. What
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could it be?
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Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, Master Magician Don Harper up to his
tricks again. Thank you, Felicia.
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Hold still.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Do the silk vanish trick, John?
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I couldn't possibly.
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Oh, well, if you insist.
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Watch carefully. Quiet, please.
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And one, two, three.
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Well,
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I think we're done looking at my
articles and stuff.
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I'll be performing in the boardroom all
this week. And don't forget to check out
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my website.
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Your dad's a busy man.
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But he promised me in front of my pony
that he'd be here.
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That's so sweet.
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And odd.
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I hope he gets here soon.
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I knew it. He never lied to me in front
of Little Biscuit.
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Guess who?
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That mom.
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That mom.
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of its curse.
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It's the call of the wilders.
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What do we do now?
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Maybe we should open the box.
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Yeah.
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Number one is complete. We are in it to
win it. It's time to party.
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Everyone,
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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A little wry humor.
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A toast to DJ and her staff.
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And to thank them for hosting us this
afternoon.
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Rebecca and I will be performing our
trademarked Harper family, Yes We Can
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-can.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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This is a little jig that I used to do
with Rue and her mom.
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But you'll just have to settle for the
two of us today.
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You ready?
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A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
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Listen,
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this is taking a little bit longer than
I thought. My car's parked out front.
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Can you go put money in the meter?
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What? Why don't you ask Mr. Harper to
pull a quarter out of your ear?
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Here you go.
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DJ, can I have a few words with you in
private?
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Sure. Follow me to my office.
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Level one is complete. The curse is
removed.
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And I found some loose change behind the
filing cabinet.
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Great, that'll go to me.
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Can we get by, Michael? Of course. I was
just on my way down to the blurb. Some
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kind of hubbub.
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Ryan Reynolds with his shirt off.
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That sounds like a job for an editor.
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Gamers, what was your time?
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Dude, we totally forgot to time
ourselves.
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Get in there, put everything back the
way it was, and do it again.
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Let's go.
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Daddy,
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couldn't you take over the bunny farm
tomorrow?
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Yes, I'm being nice to stepmom.
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Okay, no, I'm not. But that's because
she's not you.
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TTYL.
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I love your desk. It looks just like a
real journalist's desk. It is a real
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journalist's desk. Of course.
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Oops.
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Sorry.
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So, your magazine certainly covers
fashion better than Entertainment Wow.
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Ice Fishing Monthly covers fashion
better than Entertainment Wow.
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I'm going to go get a snack.
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BRB.
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BRB.
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Be right back. I get it!
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The guy had his shirt off, but trust me,
that was not Ryan Reynolds.
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So, what did you want to chat about?
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I just wanted to thank you for today,
before I duck out.
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You can't leave now. We haven't had the
group photo yet.
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We haven't even given Noah his award.
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I know, but this is taking longer than I
thought. And Noah's little sister has a
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dance recital. I was hoping that you
could read the speech I wrote for Noah.
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Oh, really?
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Hey, why so glum, chum?
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Somebody needs some flowers.
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Ta -da!
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Somebody's having a bad day.
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This area's called the bullpen. It's a
sports term.
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Bull fighting, I think.
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Oh, this is great, Michael, but when do
I get to see your office?
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Right, my office.
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Cool, Dad.
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Can you do that with broccoli? Are you
kidding?
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I learned on broccoli.
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Now, of course, Mr. Harper will have to
sing karaoke solo, but... The shindig
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has karaoke.
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No way is Don Harper singing without me.
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Down the hall and to your right.
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Wilders, I saw a level two score. Two
words.
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Try again.
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Dude! There's no time to spare. Get in
there. Banish the curse. Get out. Go on.
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There's the award -winning rock and roll
reviewer.
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So, why don't you tell me about your
next article?
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Sure. It's called My Dad Thinks
Everything My Siblings Do Is More
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Everything I Do.
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I doubt that'll fit on the cover.
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Noah, come on.
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Carly's the youngest.
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You're old enough to understand.
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I guess.
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Great. Well, I've got... Fifteen
minutes?
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How about giving your old man a tour,
huh?
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Come on.
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Well, this is the kitchen.
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I heard you and Rebecca's dad singing
your hearts out.
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Singing? That's a judgment call.
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Don's a deer, but he has a voice like a
frog.
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Well, at last, I get to see your office.
Right this way, Mother.
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This is where the magic happens.
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Do you need to get that? No, no, this is
a party. I'll let Voiceman get it. What
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if it's important?
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Is there anything more important than my
mother?
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Oh, my Michael!
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Dude!
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Step away from my office.
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I hear Mr. Harper's giving out
helicopter rides.
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This game has some serious flaws.
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Thank goodness I'm way too old for that.
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Fiddlesticks, Michael. You're never too
old for a helicopter, right?
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Come on.
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Up, up, and away.
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Careful, Dawn. He has delicate bones.
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Coming.
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Darling, Jeffrey's here.
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Yes, the parents' open house is going
well.
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How are my parents doing? How much time
do you have?
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I mean, does my dad have to wear his
pants hiked up to his armpit?
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You tell me if I have something in my
teeth, right?
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Fizzler? You see anything?
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You just don't get it.
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Don't get what?
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Hey, if there's something funnier than
salary, I need to know about it.
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You gush over business cards and wheelie
chairs?
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You hang food out of your mouth and give
my friends helicopter rides? People
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love my helicopter rides.
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This day was about me.
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I wish Mom were here.
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No, it's fine.
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Hey, come and put a smile on your face.
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This is the coffee area where all the
magic happens. Oh, look, there's my
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on Bono. He's the lead singer of the
Irish rock band U2. He's the youngest
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child, probably why he made it. I mean,
if he was the middle child, the band
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would probably be called Not U2.
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Amanda, I know I'm not your first choice
for today's visit.
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Or your seventh, by the way you're
acting.
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Your dad really wanted to be here, but
he couldn't.
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I know.
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He's busy.
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He's a busy guy.
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Busy, busy, busy daddy.
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I know how you feel. That busy daddy of
yours forgot our anniversary last month.
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He did?
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Luckily, I know some great remedies for
the blues.
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A morning at the spa.
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An afternoon at the spa.
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Oh, and LOL at Celebrity Fashion
Disasters while at the spa.
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But those are all my ideas. You read my
column?
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Every one of them.
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Amanda, I'm not your dad, but I'm a fan.
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I think you're great.
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You do?
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I do.
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I was really nervous about coming here
today, but I'm happy I did.
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I am too.
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It's hard to air kiss like real mothers
and daughters.
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Aww.
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Ooh, another crab puff, Mom? Darling,
enough with the games and snacks.
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I want my office tour.
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Um, okay, uh... Oh,
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hon, it's like the room's been sprinkled
with...
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Best achievement in shameless gossip.
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I think I punished you for gossiping.
Shame on me.
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Gasp! The phone!
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Why does DJ get so many calls?
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Michael, you better get that.
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If you don't answer it, it makes him
want you more. It's probably just
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Kiefer Sutherland? I love him!
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Michael Davey's office? Hi, Kiefer.
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You're not Kiefer.
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DJ? Why do you want DJ?
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I see.
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My mistake. I'll tell her you called.
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Michael? Theodore Davies. Mom, I can
explain. I didn't guess.
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What are you doing in there?
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I filed myself under W. Where else would
I be?
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It's cool, Mrs. D.
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It's just part of the game.
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You'll be happy to know I'm winning.
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What on earth?
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I wanted you to think that I had my own
office and I was everybody's boss, so I
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tricked these guys into making DJ's
office look like it was mine.
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Actually, we kind of had a feeling.
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I manipulated, I lied, I bamboozled.
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Just so you'd be impressed with me.
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Manipulated, lied, and bamboozled? Oh,
Michael, only a great son would do
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something so silly to impress his mom.
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You deserve your own office.
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I think this means we won. Yeah.
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Oh. Sorry.
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I was just on my way out. I needed an
ice pack. I pulled my shoulder during
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helicopter.
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No.
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I'm going to... Be sorry.
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You're not the one who put my shoulder
out. It was Big Wilder.
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For a skinny guy, he weighs a ton.
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No.
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I shouldn't have snapped at you.
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It just felt like you were joking around
the whole time.
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Rue.
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I do goofy things because I'm no good
with the formal stuff.
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That was your mom's job.
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When I kid around or...
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twirl on your chair, do the yes we can,
can, can.
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It's my way of saying...
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You love me?
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Yeah.
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I miss Mom.
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I do too.
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Every day.
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You know, I see a lot of her in you.
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Your smile, the way you work so hard.
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I'm very, very proud of you.
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Thank you, Dad.
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And your adorable clumsiness?
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That's all mine.
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All the computers are hooked up to the
internet. Bill Gates is big into that
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whole idea. He is a firstborn, you know.
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Gather around, everybody.
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It's time for the cake.
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Well, I better go.
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Ducks in tutus await me.
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Actually, you're not going anywhere.
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Okay, very funny, Noah. Now give him
back.
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Come on, I've got to go.
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If I get stuck in the back, all I'll see
is other parents' heads.
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We got other parents' heads here, too.
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You know how your sister gets when she
doesn't get her way.
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Yeah, she acts like a brat.
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I'm tippy -toed.
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Now that's a role -playing game.
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Dad,
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are you okay?
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I don't care.
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Why do I fall for that every single
time? Look out!
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That takes the cake.
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It had to be coconut.
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I hate coconut.
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Well, um, I'm not really sure what to
say at a time like this.
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So I'd like to make a speech.
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About my middle child.
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Hawthorne!
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Good speech, Dad.
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Did I see you tear up?
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No, that was, um, coconut.
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You're not really going to be on the
cover of Buzz next month, are you?
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No, but I am the answer to 14 out on the
crossword puzzle.
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And that's even better.
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Pierce girls say something else that
makes us smile.
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Shopping sprees.
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My dad and I can say the word cheese
without even smiling.
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Cheese.
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I promise I'll be dignified for the
picture, honey. I know you will.
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Okay, guys, here we go.
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