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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and
gentlemen, I... I know you said I can't
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my skateboard to tonight's Glimmer
Awards, but what about my rocket
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scooter?
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I'll go dismantle the boosters.
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Amanda! Get in here, now!
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Ew. Somebody has an oily T -zone and
rest of her face.
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This is a big night. We're nominating...
for Best Youth Magazine, and I'm giving
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a speech live.
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Nothing can go wrong. I need you to be a
wilder wrangler.
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Do not let that boy out of your sight.
He's likely to cause an international
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incident again.
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I hate to ask what's in it for me, but
it's the only way to find out what's in
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it for me, so... Can't you just do me
this favor? It's not that big of a job.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna have my office for the week.
Cool.
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I may have to do some redecorating.
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nominee for a glimmer of gold.
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Uh, no.
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My Tokushima limited edition suit?
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There's only three in existence, you
know.
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Are the other two in grown -up size?
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Can I please have your attention?
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Yeah, but only for five seconds.
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My mind tends to wander.
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A man appears, the makeover master, is
proud to present her latest miracle.
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Please welcome the new and improved, the
better than ever, but still less
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attractive than me, Introduce me
already!
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Miss Rebecca Harper!
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Us skateboarders have a word to describe
how you look.
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Good.
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Ooh, la and la again.
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So, Noah, do you think I'm red carpet
worthy?
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No.
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But... but I think somewhere there's a
grandma who wants her curtains back.
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Good one, Noah. I can always count on
you to make a witty remark, even when
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really isn't needed.
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Us skateboarders have a name for what
you did.
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Bad!
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Man, us skateboarders need more words.
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I should really teach you a lesson.
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But I just got my suit pressed.
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And you're bigger than me.
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Not only did you insult me, you insulted
Rebecca.
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But more importantly, you insulted me.
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Is that a book?
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Yep, it's one of those other words say
meanings books.
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It's called a thesaurus.
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Man, I need this more than I thought.
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Get smarter on your own time.
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DJ wants to make sure I keep you out of
trouble.
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Is that going to be a problem?
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Amanda, don't worry, you don't want.
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Tonight, I will be problem -free.
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Problem -free starting now.
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Now, the limo's going to be here in a
half an hour, so get ready.
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No way. I'm going to need more time than
that.
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All set in 29 minutes to spare.
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That's all you're going to do?
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What, more spit? Ew, no, Wilder, you're
supposed to be dressed up. Why do you
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think I'm wearing my good shorts?
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Look, extra pockets for leftovers.
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Why, Wilder, why?
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Because I get hungry.
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Badness, ravenous, starving.
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Man, this resource is paying off
already.
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That's why I wake up each day ready to
tackle pain, adulation, angst, acne,
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and... Wow!
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Ha -ha! You look amazing!
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I hate this! I hate this! I hate this!
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Man, you do not take a compliment.
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This is not about the compliments.
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Thank you, by the way. It's about...
It's about... It's about... Your
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to finish sentences?
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Me being able to speak well in public.
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Speech is a crowd that I just don't get.
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What's the big deal? You've done tons of
acceptance speeches before.
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And everyone ended in disaster.
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My workplace safety award fell off the
stage.
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My excellence in font achievement built
gibberish for ten minutes.
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Oh, so what about this one?
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You don't want to know, but if I were
you, I wouldn't touch it.
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Okay, then.
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Come on, I was kidding.
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I liked your dress and your corsage.
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If anybody should be mad, it should be
me, because you didn't give my zinger
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respect it deserved.
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What's wrong?
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The side of your dress left you
speechless?
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You're giving me the silent treatment,
aren't you?
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A bit juvenile, don't you think?
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What's next, holding your breath?
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I ain't got news for you, R.
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I have never met a silent treatment I
couldn't break.
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You should be scared, because I'm the
best STR there's ever been.
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Is this the point where you're supposed
to ask me what STR stands for, and then
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I tell you it stands for silent
treatment ruiner, and then you lose the
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talking?
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You really think you can beat me?
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Tell you what, if I can get you to talk
by the time the limo arrives,
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You have to stand up during tonight's
ceremony and shout out, Noah Jackson is
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the king of comedy.
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And if I can't get you to talk, then
I'll go to the Glimmers tonight wearing
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nothing but my underwear and a bow tie.
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Deal?
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So, when is that limo coming?
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Seven o 'clock, so I see.
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Don't get cocky with me. You and your
corsage are going down.
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You're telling me this is how you dress
even when you go to classy restaurants?
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Hey, my fellow diners at the Burger Barn
aren't about the fancy clothes.
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Apparel, garb, tug.
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I'd ask Sukashima to get you one of
these babies, but they're only three
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Everyone pipe down. He wants life in the
glimmers.
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I don't wear the same suit as Ken White.
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The man's a media giant.
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No one will even notice me.
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Yeah, they will, Mikey.
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They'll say, who's that odd boy dressed
like media giant Ken White?
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This is worse than the time Rebecca and
I wore the same Halloween costume.
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I still say I was the better Pippi
Longstocking.
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I have to find a new suit, and I have to
find it now.
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I have to find Wilder a new suit, and I
have to find it now. I have to find out
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what you guys are talking about, and I
have to find out now.
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Give me that suit and start calling in
favors. I'm on it.
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Phil, no idea what you guys are talking
about.
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Okay, okay, I can help you with this. I
am a certified instructor in phobia
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-related counseling.
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You are? No, but I once took a weekend
yoga class.
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Because the teacher was really hot.
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Isn't that the same reason you took the
sign language class?
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Uh, the trick to overcoming your fear of
an audience is to get them on your side
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from the get -go, and what better way
than with a joke?
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Uh, three penguins are at the pearly
gates, and the first penguin... Oh,
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and you have to do the walk.
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Come on, do the walk, do the walk, do
the walk.
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Uh -oh, uh -oh, uh -oh.
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The glimmers are a dignified event. I
can't do a penguin joke. I got one about
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hippo and a cow.
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Oh, just forget it, Shepard. I'm just
gonna stick to my script.
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Yeah, about that?
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Huh.
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Michael, tell Noah that not only is MVP
Justin Morneau not overrated, that if he
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were here, he wouldn't be talking to
Noah either.
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Please, don't pick up sports now. I'm in
crisis mode.
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Ken White and I cannot wear the same
suit.
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Oh, dear.
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It's Pippi Longstocking all over again.
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And you're not the better Pippi.
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Ladies and gentlemen, using nothing but
Michael's unwanted suit, I have created
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tonight's second best dress nominee.
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Please welcome the boy with the joy, the
guy on the fly, the dude that will
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skateboard right into... Introduce him
already!
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No, let me hear what I'm skateboarding
into.
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Gearheart. My money was on traffic.
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Wilder!
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Look at me. I'm all dressed up.
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You look great, Wilder. But you might
not be the only boy showing beer like
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tonight. Unless Noah can break my silent
treatment, he'll be wearing his boxers
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and a bow tie.
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I love the silent treatment.
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It's how my dad and stepmom spent their
honeymoon.
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Can someone please get me the paper off
the printer?
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I'm on it, DJ.
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Amanda! I know, I know.
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When I wrote that your baby looked like
she was part alien, I meant that she
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looked out of this world.
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Anyway, we're probably the same tuxedo
size, so... Hello?
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Hello?
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A word of advice, the glimmer is not a
good night to change the toner.
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You deliver soup by helicopter to me,
Michael Davies?
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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By the way, I love your toupee.
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I'll meet you at the roof. Look for the
boy in the muumuu.
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You can't send a limo to get me because
stepmother has it?
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What? She's never heard of public
transportation?
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Whatever. I'll wait here until she's
done.
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Amanda, I'm sorry.
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Remorseful. Apologetic. I'm cum
-punctious.
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Why don't you go look up a new word for
get lost?
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Fine. I'll get lost. But not here.
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Because I know this place really well.
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You know what bugs me?
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Oh, when you have an itch you can't
scratch?
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No. When you burn the roof of your mouth
eating hot pizza.
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No.
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For the first time, I saw a different
Wilder.
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A Wilder who was more than a bunch of
dudes and ostriches.
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A Wilder I could take to my dad's
country club. And not just as his caddy.
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I guess it was too much hope it could
last.
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There's not one word in this book to
describe how sad I feel.
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Wait.
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Look over there.
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Just so you know, Michael's wearing the
exact same thing.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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You will do that.
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Ow!
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You are crafter than I thought.
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I didn't want to have to do this, but
you have left me no choice.
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I'm going to my A game.
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A game.
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Please don't make me go to the glimmers
of my boxers.
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City of Rhythm is going to be there.
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QL is going to be there.
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Human beings are going to be there.
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You are cruel and without a heart.
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You're on a tropical island far away.
The sun caresses your skin.
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Am I wearing SPF 30 because I burn
easily?
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Try 45.
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Now relax.
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The oceans wave gently lap at your feet.
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You start to do a hula dance.
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I just thought it couldn't hurt.
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Okay, envision yourself on a stage.
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You have no fear.
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You are calm, cool... And super hot.
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Okay, say these words with me.
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I own this room.
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I own this room.
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I own this room.
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I own...
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I usually just keep a spare sweater in
my desk.
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You know what, Shepard? There's not a
whole dance in the world that can fix
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this.
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Was that a moo -moo?
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Baba, I know the VCR scares you, but I
need you to take the glimmers.
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Something's going to happen tonight.
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No, relax.
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The tape didn't just lunge at you. You
hit a jack.
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So how's Baba?
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Baba, someone wants to talk to you.
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Hey, Baba.
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How are you?
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Eh, my knees creak too when it rains.
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Of course, that really helps.
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Okay, send me the recipe.
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Um, I gotta go. Limo's coming.
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The first time I saw you, I thought you
were beautiful.
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Then, why'd you call me a nerd?
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Gotcha. Amanda, can we talk for a sec?
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Oh, uh, I already did that.
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And discovered the meat was kind of off.
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I already did that, too.
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Look, you have every reason to hate me,
but let me explain one of the wild man's
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most important rules.
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first, apologize later.
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So, sometimes to solve a problem, you
have to make it bigger.
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Awestruck! See?
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Sometimes that's the only word you need.
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Your turn.
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Sorry, Wilder. I don't work that way.
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Amanda Pierce is dignified.
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Oh, why not?
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We're set!
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A perfect pair. Who knew?
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What do you think?
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I think it looks exactly like your other
suit.
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This one's single -vented. The other
one's double -vented.
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Oh! I thought it was so I could smuggle
food in both back pockets.
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I'll be back in five and try to look
dignified by then.
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Oh, there you are.
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That means we still got four minutes!
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Yeah!
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The limo's waiting downstairs.
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That's it.
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Once again, dying Jeffries is going to
embarrass herself, except this time on
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live TV.
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I have one more idea.
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What, shepherds steal every TV in the
city? I mean, that's not half bad.
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This is less jail time if I cut
everybody's cable.
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Two little monkeys sitting in a tree.
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One was dying and the other couldn't
see.
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What is wrong with you? All day long
they throw their coconuts down.
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I know because one hit me on the crown.
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I don't know what you're doing, but I
love it.
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Ouch, ouch, silly little monkeys.
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Be nice to me.
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Ouch, ouch, silly little monkeys.
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That was my plea.
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But the monkeys didn't hear a word I
said and they kept on hitting me on the
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head.
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Okay, that was funny and odd, but how is
that going to help me?
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Because when you were up there feeling
embarrassed, just remember me and this
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song and know that someone more
embarrassing is cheering you on.
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Let's go to the Glimmers.
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Not too late to learn the Penguin Walk.
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Sure. It might help with my encore.
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You do realize I won.
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No boxers for me and a King of Comedy
shout out for you.
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Did you mean what you said?
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Yeah, a bet's a bet.
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No, that you thought I was beautiful?
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Look at us.
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Aren't we the cutest pair of pink lots?
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You guys look amazing together.
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Oh, thank you. I had my eyebrows waxed.
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Not you.
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And why would you admit that?
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That was, uh, something.
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going on here?
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No, no, nothing at all.
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Then let's go.
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A limo ride awaits.
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I call shotgun. Oh, I never get shotgun.
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We just want a glimmer. We just want a
glimmer.
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We just want a glimmer.
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What a night. I just nailed my first
beat. All eyes were on me.
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Until somebody yelled, Noah Jackson's
the king of comedy.
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We just want a glamour.
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And Amanda looked amazing, gorgeous,
stunning, breathtaking.
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And Wilder was the perfect gentleman.
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And Ken White asked me to go shopping.
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Noah, go find a good place for this in
my office.
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Just not near the bowl -shaped trophy.
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Trust me on this.
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I know we had a big night, guys, but we
gotta get you home.
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Second!
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You wore it again?
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Hey, at least you don't have that monkey
song stuck in your head.
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Rebecca, you coming? In a sec, I'm gonna
wait for Noah.
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What's up?
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You never answered my question.
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Did you mean what you said?
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No.
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Truth is, I'm wearing rubber ducky
underwear.
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I was desperate.
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Did whatever it took.
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Oh, I see. Well...
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I only broke my silent treatment for the
magazine.
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What? Team Buzz is supposed to be cool,
and your skinny legs poking through
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boxer shorts?
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Definitely not cool.
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Your legs aren't that skinny.
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Really? I saw them in gym class.
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It looked like a squirrel was smuggling
walnuts in your knee.
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Some girls find thin legs cute.
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And then they get out of kindergarten.
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So this just tells me one thing.
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What?
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You were checking out my legs in gym.
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Quite some time ago, I came into your
world and you
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laid out...
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