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I'm proud to say this is the only
Forward One Media magazine to never miss
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deadline. And we won't tonight, sir.
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As assistant editor, I have to say that
I am officially concerned. It's
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assistant to the editor.
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If you're so concerned, you should tell
DJ.
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Unfortunately, being the bearer of bad
news falls just out of my jurisdiction.
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I can, however, pass the duty on to
Rebecca.
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No way! I'm not...
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that sort of thing. I get nervous
calling information.
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You do it, Wilder. No way. This is your
story, dude. It's gonna be your dirty
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work.
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What in the blue blazes was that?
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DJ, we have a problem.
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Our best tug issue has to be stellar,
DJ. The mag's gotta break the status
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sphere. That's why the cover is an
exclusive with the hottest indie band,
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Plastic Warriors.
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DJ, the plastic warriors just broke up.
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DJ?
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Um, I'm going to have to put you on hold
for a second.
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Is now a bad time to tell you I need a
ride home?
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The Tokushima fashion show ended 11
minutes ago. Where are you?
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Fine, but if you're taking a cab, I'll
need the driver's name and a receipt.
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And I also will be double -checking.
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Michael, I was wondering.
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Can't hear you in my office.
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Knock, knock.
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15 more minutes for my best of friends
article.
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No.
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Typey, typey, Becky, Becky.
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Please don't call me that.
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I come up with a list of shorter ones
through big time crunches.
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Rebs, Reby, Beckhead.
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Time well spent.
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Anyway, I need to be assistant editor in
this piece before DJ sees it. You do
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know that this is your last day as DJ's
assistant, right?
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And good thing for you.
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would break up, you know, five minutes
after you filed your story?
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No, it was a great interview.
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Simon told me stuff that he's never told
anybody, like their hit single, My
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Favorite Person in a Dress.
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It wasn't about his girlfriend, Karina.
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It was about his mom.
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Anything else sound suspicious?
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Nah.
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Only that he's sick of touring and he
never wants to play with those think
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again.
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So this is what it's like to be Walter.
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I got it.
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Beth's breakup. We'll do a breakup story
instead.
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Okay, you need to get cool graphics.
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Broken hearts, sad faces, and a fat
Cupid?
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I'm all over it, DJ.
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I want those photos on my desk. It's
that. And you, half cap, double decap
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whip. Chop, chop.
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Michael makes me so mad sometimes.
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You should have seen the notes he gave
me for my first draft.
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BFF must stand for boring big friends
because I fell asleep reading this. Must
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be right.
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It's on my piece, too.
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It really helped.
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Helped me realize how mad I was at him.
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Well, I can't write when I'm mad.
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Rebecca, if there's one thing the wild
man knows, it's how to get rid of the
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angry. Oh, really?
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Here's what you do. Make a top ten list
of everything that bugs you about
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Michael. How can I narrow it down from a
hundred?
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Then print, read, laugh, love, and rip
it up.
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And ride the rails back to Happy Town.
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Top ten things that annoy me about my
best friend.
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Number ten.
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Calls my feet ugly.
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You have a long night of stabling ahead
of us, Henry.
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Yes, we do.
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Number nine.
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Names his office supplies.
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He's such a good boy. Such a good boy.
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Please tell me your best homemade games
article is ready.
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It's ready.
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It's not.
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But that's because it wouldn't be the
best of article without this baby.
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Sponge Striker?
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A monster sponge pulverizes an entire
city.
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Have you ever destroyed a skyscraper as
a sponge?
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No, but we've led very different lives.
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You have 30 minutes to soak it all up.
Saturation and fatuation.
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Wilder.
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Arigato desimasu.
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And the number one most annoying thing
about Michael Davies is...
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Rebecca Harper's desk.
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Hi, Baba. It's me, Michael.
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Yeah, not a good time.
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Rebecca's struggling on her fourth
draft.
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Looks like you're not the only one if
English is a second language.
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Ta -ta.
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And number one, he's a pompous,
overbearing know -it -all.
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Where's your article, Rebecca?
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Yeah, Rebs, where's your article?
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It's coming!
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Ride the rails to happy town.
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will be about... Okay.
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You really need to stop doing that.
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What's the point of having a badge if
you can't tap on it?
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Our magazine is falling apart and you're
making badges?
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Of course not.
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I pre -ordered them weeks ago.
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Smoking supermodel snapshots from the
Tokushima fashion show.
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I felt jealous of myself for being
there. Should I pre -scan those for you,
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Or we can look at them together.
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It's at least a four -page spread for
best new party wear.
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RSVP if you love it.
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I'm sorry, Amanda, but pictures are
useless.
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What's wrong with them?
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Too much bare midriff. Eyes half
-closed. Too much bare midriff.
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Way too much bare midriff.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. You really should have
known better, Amanda.
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Now we've got four empty pages. Get
Karina in the clothes over here. We'll
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new shoot.
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Karina, it's Amanda Pierce.
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Kiss, kiss.
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Less yappy, more snappy.
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We need a talk reshoot.
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Amanda, Amanda.
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You've broken a lot of hearts.
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Which one of these says we're through
forever?
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The left one.
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The right one's more. We may get back
together to see if there's anything
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Have one less bite, then call it off for
good.
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Come on, Karina. Where are you?
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I'm surprised she's even showing up.
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Shouldn't she be consoling her
boyfriend?
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He is lead singer of the busted up band
of the year.
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If she doesn't know, please don't tell
her.
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Where do I go to be fabulous?
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I don't know, but clearly you've already
been.
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Tokushima set the whole collection.
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All we need is you.
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All anyone needs is me, darling.
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I also brought a whole bunch of music to
pose to. I cannot pause with this
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music. But you... I want this.
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Plastic Warriors?
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Most hot rock band in the world.
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My boyfriend, Simon, he is lead singer.
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No.
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He is ugly.
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Yes.
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So what?
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This band is reason why I wake up in the
morning.
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You might want to buy an alarm clock
because science... Noah, shut it.
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Today it's... Rebecca,
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I need your best of friends article on
my desk ASAP. I just printed it.
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I'll get it, DJ.
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Still needs my assistant editoring.
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Editoring is not a word. Yes, it is. I
made it up. You know who else makes up
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words?
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Shakespeare. Ever heard of him?
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Just read it.
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Well, I hope it's blended full.
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That's mine, too.
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Look out, Will. Here I come.
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Wilder, I need that list about Michael,
but I've still got the angry.
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Rip it up, dude. Rip it up.
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Yeah, I already printed it.
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Oh, no.
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Michael! I have Rebecca's article. I'm
just going to give it a quick read.
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Pretend things that annoy me about my
best friend?
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Well, this obviously needs a rewrite.
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Oh, dear.
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Where'd my cover go?
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Tell me this isn't a joke. Nobody panic.
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This thing's down. What?
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Don't worry.
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I'm sure my high score's still on
record.
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Wilder!
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you did not just cause total network
failure?
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I did not just cause total network
failure. So what happened?
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Funstriker just caused total network
failure.
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It overrode the boot directory and
blocked access to the file server.
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I don't believe I'm going to say this.
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Can you dumb it down for us?
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Magic box don't work good.
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It's too far. Split the difference.
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Okay, the game's a virus.
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Every time I scored a point, it hid
files until, splish, splash, the system
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crashed.
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Well, unpack it now.
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It's go time, journals.
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Yeah, journals.
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It's go time.
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At least we printed the cover. Take a
look.
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Michael,
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it's not what it seems.
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You know what, Rebs? I don't care about
your stupid list. I'm too busy being
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assistant editor.
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It's assistant to the editor.
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Do you want to see me cry? Because I
will.
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fries at the drop of a hat.
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Who's my best hat?
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Best breakup, I'd say.
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Massive egos, broken friendships, and
two tight pants?
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Tragic. Tragic stuff.
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I'd like to see the Plastic Warriors
mess this one up.
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We represent the Plastic Warriors.
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That was fast.
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Teen Buzz cannot run any story until a
settlement has been reached. We
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heretofore prohibit anyone from any
mention of the aforementioned.
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Any chance that settlement would be
reached before 8 o 'clock tonight?
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No.
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First computer virus.
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You know, I always pictured I'd be
working for a secret agency.
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I'd also have a goatee.
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Michael and I have been friends for a
long time.
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I bet he's forgotten all about it by
now.
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My office, now.
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I never meant for you to read that.
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I can see why. You over -punctuated.
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And your order lacks dramatic flair.
Number five hurts, but...
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Number seven cuts straight to the heart.
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I was blowing off steam.
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And it was all exaggerated.
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Bad writing usually is.
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Speaking of which, your best of friends
article?
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Next. You're axing my article?
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No, I said nixing.
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Not a good listener.
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That's what happens when you mess with
the badge.
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I can do this all day. I've got hundreds
of these hidden around the office. Now,
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please, exit my office before I call
security.
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You're a bear.
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You're a caveman.
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Someone's coming.
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I call this look the blank stare.
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Michael Davis, assistant editor.
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On behalf of Team Buzz, I'd like to say
how sorry I am about your boyfriend's
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band breaking up.
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What? The band dumped my Simon?
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You didn't know?
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Hit out of the blue?
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I know a little bit about that, too.
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Here.
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Why don't you go rain on it?
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Her 6B has a big mouth.
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Give her that one.
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Nice.
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Help me up.
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I'm trying.
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Supermodel Karina's here now for her
shoot.
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take this to my office
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thanks
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a lot blabbermouth how do you not know
your boyfriend's band just broke up she
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was on the runway all day and she was
doing a reshoot and she isn't very
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but still you chased away my feature
article sounds like more classic davies
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editoring
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Rebecca, did you ever think that I was
trying to help you? Well, it was kind of
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hard to tell with all the bossing around
you were doing.
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Okay, maybe I was a little bit bossy,
but can you honestly tell me if every
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I gave you and every red X I made, that
not one of them was any good?
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I'm sorry, Michael.
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I guess I was a little defensive and
mean.
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Don't forget jealous.
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Guys, DJ's been on the phone a long
time.
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Probably still looking for our
replacements.
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Or shutting down the magazine.
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Or ordering pizza.
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Why am I the only one who sees a glass
half full?
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DJ needs us. As long as I'm wearing this
badge, I'm not giving up.
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It's time to rinse our sponges, overrule
our lawyers, and cover our midriffs.
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Who's in?
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I am.
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I'm as in as clean as belly button.
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Not that we'll ever see it.
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I never knew I was out.
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I'm in.
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But only because I always wanted to do a
hand pile.
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One, two, three, break!
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Yes, our usual five pepperonis and one
veggie.
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No, no pepperoni happy faces tonight,
thanks.
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Okay.
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How am I going to tell these guys they
were first to miss the deadline?
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I have some bad news.
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Well, save it for another day, DJ,
because I just got off the phone with
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Plastic Warrior's lead singer, Simon.
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Don't toy with me.
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Does it look like I'm toying?
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These photos are a bit dated, about five
years or so.
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Is that Simon and the drummer's team?
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How did you pull this off, Noah?
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I called the one person who outranked
every lawyer, label, exec, supermodel,
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band member.
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His favorite person in a dress.
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His mom.
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Yep, Simon's mom was so mad that she
made him call me and she gave me the
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shoebox with photos.
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This is fantastic.
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We have our cover back. Good job, Noah.
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That's not all we have. Walk through
this door, young lady, and prepare to be
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maid.
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Here's my article, DJ. You would have
got it sooner, but I didn't listen to my
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assistant editor.
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Assistant to the editor.
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Wait.
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Had to be the worst friend ever.
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It sounds hilarious.
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Sometimes friends should know when
friends are being goofs.
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But the friends that tell them should be
careful not to be goofs themselves.
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Friends should also stop speaking in the
third person.
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That's it.
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Work it, girlfriend.
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Work it.
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Rawr.
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I appealed to her sense of
professionalism and integrity, and I
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I told her it'd be our cover if she
didn't cooperate.
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Ew!
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There's not an airbrush in the world
that can make that look good.
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You know, if Wilder can actually get the
computers back up and running, we can
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get our issue back.
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I think I've got it. It's down to these
two wires.
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If it works, we reboot the system. If it
doesn't, then this place blows sky
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high.
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That's not even remotely true, is it?
No. I've just always wanted to say that.
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Look! We're online!
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proud of you guys. Nice job, Wilder.
Thanks.
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Now, if you don't mind, I need to go
play me a little fun striker. You can
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when I'm done. Whoa!
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I think it's time we better call
security.
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You turned a win -lose sitch into a win
-win sitch.
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Raise the roof for good editoring.
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See, I told you it was a word.
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Congrats, journals, and just think, we
get to do the exact same thing next
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But, when somebody else will be my
assistant editor.
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Hey.
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Where did you get that?
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Some dork hid them all over the office.
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Dude, I'd be a natural.
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Check it.
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What are you pizza leechers sitting
around for? Get to work. And I mean now.
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We've got a magazine to put out.
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with me that you've been talking about I
know you think that I'm the crazy one I
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think that I'm stabbing way more
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