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Guess who just broke the story about a
major star cheating on his diet?

Let me guess.

A minor star? Yep.

I've now done it all in the world of
celebrity journalists.

Report a breakup before anyone else?

Done. Conduct a red carpet interview?

Done.

Uncover a diet scandal?

Done. Ever taken a scandalous photo and
had it published?

Just been undone.

Don't worry.

Nobody expects a guy like you to get
paparazzi -worthy pics.

Exactly! Should make me even more famous
when I do!

I smell a lawsuit.

We must change this up on pregnancy.

Ham and cheese sub.

I'm talking story ideas.

And so am I.

Ham and cheese. The adventure begins.

Mm -hmm.

For my story, I would like to take part
in an extracurricular activity.

Something with real human drama.

Like your explosive math club?

Hey, some of those guys could barely do
long division.

It's more corrupt than you think.

I like it, Rebecca. But what
extracurricular activity do you plan on

Skateboarding.

You mean you've decided to put in a
skateboarding DVD and watch?

No, I've decided to stand on a board and
skate.

Why is that gas -worthy?

Allow me to demonstrate.

Could you pass me a pen? Sure.

That is why it's gas -worthy.

Noah still needs a pen?

I don't care what you guys think.

I'm not that uncoordinated.

That's what my father - If you want a
bite of my ham and cheese,

just ask.

What you working on, Noah?

My interview questions with Trinity
Slade.

I'm really trying to go in depth on who
she is as an artist today.

Topsy -turvy trinity?

Is that a fully formed question?

Don't pretend you've never heard of the
Topsy -turvy troupe.

All I know is it was some silly kid
show, and I'll ignore it just like I did

when I was eight.

Then a lot of readers will ignore you.

That show was huge for kids' fashion.

Andy Anteater shorts.

The Danny Droops a lot jeans.

Handshakes Magoo undies.

I know I would kick and scream until my
dad's personal shopper went out and

bought them for me.

Hey, maybe there's a story there.

Topsy -turvy -toop fashions and the kids
who love them.

Spoiled girls and the parents that ruin
them?

Not exactly.

Trinity is more than just a musician.

Her current fashion style influences a
lot of our readers. You'll interview

Together.

Trinity's a serious artist now.

Don't embarrass her.

Of course they won't. Now, I have to do
the buffalo shuffle off to topsy -turvy

land.

It's not embarrassing at all.

So, Wilder, about helping me learn how
to skateboard.

What about it?

Do you want to?

I want a lot of things.

Running shoes made out of marshmallows.

A video game where ninjas fight
vampires.

And teaching me how to skateboard.

Loanless.

How low?

Dead last.

Injuring someone is a huge
responsibility.

I can't do it.

Not to a friend like you.

Fine, I'll do it alone.

I don't know what everyone's so scared
of.

The celebrity photo thing was a snap.
Get it? It killed me.

Feast your eyes on a magazine -worthy
photo of Avril Lavigne. Nothing short of

amazing.

That is amazing.

Who knew Avril Lavigne suddenly became
middle -aged?

Or a man.

Not him. Behind him in the distance.

That's half of someone's leg.

Someone's? Please, it's Avril's. I'd
know her white calf anywhere.

The search continues.

Tuna Melt Tuesday, you've got nothing on
Adam's Ribs Restaurant.

Mr. Shepard, could Noah and I talk to
you for a second?

Uh, sure.

Nice to know you feel you can drop in on
Mr. Here to Help anytime.

We wanted to talk to the lunch lady, but
noon's a busy time for her.

Yeah, yeah, I can't really cream corn
and consult at the same time, can ya?

What's up?

It's about our interview with Trinity
Slade. Can we run a couple questions by

you?

What, Topsy Turvy Trinity?

No way!

No way!

Topsy -turvy all the way!

Carry on.

Okay.

Who are you more influenced by, current
or past musicians?

Oh. Oh?

What, what, oh?

It's just that that influence thingy
could be a problem. My first question is

sort of similar.

Well, let's hear it.

Do you think that when Danny Dupeslock
got stuck in the crosswalk, it

kids to look both ways?

Is the similarity the English language?

Duh. Both questions are about
influences.

That crosswalk episode was my favorite.

Amanda, you need to focus on the
present. That was my one topsy -turvy

It's not like I'm going to break into
the official cheer or anything.

Because you'll be too busy doing the
topsy -turvy twist.

All right, enough.

Okay?

Let's think of the interview as...

A rack of ribs.

Nice juicy ribs, slow roasted in a wood
oven.

And you guys are the sauces.

Honey garlic and barbecue.

So, instead of the interview being
marinated in just one sauce, we'll get a

rack of honey garlic and a half rack of
barbecue.

I'm more of a Waldorf salad girl.

Okay, Noah, you'll interview Trinity for
the first half hour, and Amanda, you'll

take over from there.

Good advice for a guy on an empty
stomach.

Take that, lunch lady.

Dexter!

What's with the rad threads?

Just want to make sure I don't hurt
myself this afternoon when I run ahead

skateboard. You know, since nobody's
training me.

You might need some more pads.

I'm not as clumsy as people think.

You couldn't be.

You'd be dead.

Okay, I'll help you. Just give me the
book and you don't have to get hurt.

This is a math book.

I'm sorry, Wilder. I just didn't know
any other way to get you to... If you

couldn't tell the difference between a
math book and a skateboarding manual,

you'd need me more than I thought.

I sure do.

Okay, here I go.

skateboarding lesson.

Okay, here I go, putting the ambulance
on speed dial.

This isn't easy for me to say, but in
case you don't make it, I want you to

that I'm taking your desk.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I want a picture of the way I'll always
remember you in one piece.

You left the lens cap on.

Always remember that as your final
words.

You left the lens cap on.

It's okay.

I, for one, believe that Rebecca can do
this.

Thanks, DJ.

However, Forward Media 1, the parent
company of Teen Buzz, states that they

in no way affiliated with this stunt and
therefore not liable for any injuries

should they occur.

Go get them, Tiger.

You know, for my last album, I've heard
my lyrics called angry, but they're not.

What I want to do is take my feelings
and expand on them until they become my

inner expression.

You know, not angry, not happy, just me.

Your music does cover a wide range of
emotions.

Wow, you get it.

You know, when I heard I was being
interviewed by teens, I figured you guys

won some contest.

But your questions are really mature.

I've been mature since I was a kid.

Now, before I turn you over to my
colleague, I'm... Greetings,

topsy -turvyites.

I'm Amanda Pierce, but you probably
remember me from when you wished me a

birthday through the dazzle glass.

BTW, thanks.

We are out of time.

Out of time?

But you're never out of time when it's
Topsy Turvy time.

Topsy's really, really great. Turvy
makes you celebrate on their own. It can

such fun, but together they're forever.

for everyone.

I missed the shot.

Trinity, come back.

Hey,

you're

back from boarding and you look fine.

Your doubters owe you an apology.

I'm thrilled. Our lawyers are thrilled.
Everybody's thrilled, right?

I'm not.

I hate to think of what might have
happened if you actually got on the

Wilder, I am so sorry. I never meant for
the skateboard to get away from me.

Or knock you in the shoulder.

And push you off the ramp.

I'm fine.

I just need to sit down.

You could start with a box of chocolate
donuts.

I thought I'd start with my Baba's
Strength Enhancing Energizer drink.

Mmm.

Red is my favorite flavor.

Ew, what is this? It tastes like armpit.

Actually, it's beet, garlic, and fish
oil.

Ew. A hairy armpit.

Until you're on your feet again, I'm
going to help you with whatever you

I don't need anything. I am on my feet.

This is for show.

Don't be brave.

I'm the reason you're hurt, so I'm going
to be the one who relieves that hurt.

Now, let me walk you to class.

More juice?

Weenie Beanie Wednesday, you've got
nothing on stew -of -a -kind takeout.

Let me guess, the cafeteria lady was
busy?

Those weenies won't be any themselves.

Yeah, DJ, she told me about the botched
interview.

Listen, it happens to the best of them,
but it's what you do to recover that

makes a good reporter.

What can be done if your subject is
humiliated by a childish fan?

What if your subject cannot see the
reporter's fun -loving, cool intentions?

What if that reporter bursts into a
lame, topsy -turvy cheer?

It's not lame.

She's just ashamed of her past.

Well, if it includes people like you, I
don't blame her.

We'll talk to DJ.

I'm sure she can arrange a follow -up
interview.

And you guys need to put aside your
differences.

Just like I put aside my biscuit here so
it won't get soggy from the stew.

We really gotta stop coming in here at
lunchtime.

All right, all right.

No use crying over silk pudding.

There is one. It's in my eye.

Chuck a thing.

Nurse Rebecca's going to take care of
everything.

You could take care of my history report
and leave me alone.

That wouldn't be right. But after I feed
you a well -balanced lunch, we'll both

have the energy to do that report
together.

I'm able to feed myself.

I've been doing it for years now.

People marvel at my technique.

All the more reason why you could use
the break.

Banana to the head?

as a garbage can.

Isn't it obvious?

I'm in the sky so I can get a celebrity
photo.

Who'd you get?

No one yet, but at least I know it's not
a litter box.

Why are you dressed in this thing at
school?

Because a photojournalist never quits.
Because a photojournalist never knows

when he might see a celebrity.

You're stuck, aren't you?

Off the record.

talked to trinity slates people last
night begged actually and she's agreed

doing a second interview on one
condition let me guess no topsy -turvy

won't be the same but her loss no cheer
no you

amanda her one condition is that you not
be there i'm sorry That's not fair.

Why should Noah get a second chance and
not me?

I'm not getting a second chance. I'm
still on my first one.

I didn't show up dressed as Eddie
Anteater.

It's Andy.

That's another thing. You can't make any
mention of the Topsy Turvy Troop. I

think I'll be able to contain myself,
seeing as I barely know what that is.

If you can't live by these restrictions,
you can always back out of the

interview. Come on.

You know, if the situation were
reversed, you'd do the same.

Not gonna back out.

I'll make it happen.

Finally. I'm safe from Rebecca.

And her touch of death.

What are you doing here?

Oh,

it's you.

I was hiding in my closet at home and
Rebecca found me there.

If only my marble collection hadn't been
on the top shelf.

Ow. Times 250.

Want to know why I'm here?

To hang out with me?

I'm hiding in shame.

Same thing.

Mean a name.

No, because of the Trinity Slade thing.

How can no one just take that
assignment?

I don't know.

How could Trinity be so different from
who I loved as a kid?

I don't know.

You know, I'm not really expecting you
to answer these questions, right?

That's relief.

I am in a lot of pain.

So, what are you going to do?

I called my dad.

Need the support of a loved one?

Needed him to buy Trinity's label and
pair up her contract.

I already got my birthday present,
stupid pony.

I suppose you guys want to know what I'm
doing here.

Couldn't get a good photograph?

I could have, but at what price?

At least I still have my dignity.

Who smells like garbage?

It took years of growing and evolving
and really finding out who I was.

And that's the essential difference
between the thongs on my neck CD,

to party, and partying to groove.

You see, anyone can party to groove, but
it takes a real woman to groove to

party.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

And no one will call you angry anymore,
right?

I'm glad I gave you a second chance.

Thanks. And it's a good thing you're
only asking questions pre -approved by

publicist. With this piece, hopefully I
can distance myself from the fans of

that show.

You mean the top stage? Don't even say
it. Don't even think it.

The further away I get from those sad
little wimps, the better.

That's kind of harsh. Aren't those the
people that loved you in the first

Tomato, tomato.

Are you so afraid of being uncool that
you can't even mention the name of your

former show?

That is not a pre -approved question.

No. Just an honest observation.

Listen. I agreed to do this for one
reason. And that's to move sales units

the readers of your magazine.

Now I bet you're just going to trash me
in your little article.

No, I'll keep it positive.

But not for you.

I'll do it for the fans who grew up
watching you and who still think you're

cool.

And partying to groove and grooving to
party are the same thing.

Amanda, now I heard there's a sale at
the mall on something you like, which I

can name if I paid better attention.

Oh, yeah, purses and shoes.

You know.

I realized something today.

Trinity Slade wouldn't be who she is
without fans like you, and I wouldn't be

who I am without a friend like you.

Sweet, but still not good enough.

There's nothing you can do to make me
feel better.

Ever.

It's Topsy Turvy time.

Topsy's really, really great.

Turvy makes you celebrate.

On their own, they can be such fun, but
together they're for everyone.

OMG.

You're a Topsy Turvy fan?

Yeah. I watched it a couple times when I
was sick.

I'm telling everybody.

Attention, journos.

You'll never guess who's seen every
episode of the Topsy Turvy Troupe.

remember what Danny Doopslot used to say
about tattletales?

Hi, Rebecca.

I was just getting up to go somewhere
else. It's not because you came in, I

swear.

Yes, it is.

How could you tell?

I had that excuse planned all day.

You're not going to heal me anymore, are
you? Because you helping me heal nearly

put me in a hospital.

Don't worry.

Nurse Rebecca's retired, but...

Here's a little something I got you to
let you know how sorry I am.

Chocolate donut?

A whole box?

Oh, it's forgiven.

Which one should I have?

Ow, my arm!

Ow.

Chocolate does sting.

Gotcha! It's not scandalous, but at
least you're not going to be in Teen

most embarrassing moments face.

your skateboarding lessons ago you
should have seen me i swerved i swiveled

twirled and half of that was even on the
skateboard too and wilder unharmed not

a scratch i think i'm gonna roll

around for a while i always love that
popping sound