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Hey, Amanda, I'm going down to the blurb
for a smoothie. You want something?
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Uh, sure. Need a pen?
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Nope. I'm putting it on the top shelf of
my mind library.
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Pardon? I'm committing it to brain
lockdown.
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English, por favor?
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I'll remember it.
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Okay.
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One mangled strawberry, goji berry,
banana blueberry, soy milk raspberry,
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buster, go -go. Done.
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One mango strawberry, goji berry, banana
blueberry, sour milk raspberry, super
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blaster go -go. Coming up.
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Wow, Wilder. I'm impressed.
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Told you.
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All in the dome case.
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Three, two, one.
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How about a water instead?
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Need a pen?
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Yes.
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Watching the time pass, no way to get
out.
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is its mother.
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Oh, GleeTube, will you ever stop amusing
us?
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Oh, download Garden Hose at the demand
of its own. I'll be back in a jiffy.
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A jiffy?
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Neato. Make sure you bring back other
lame words with you when you do.
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Oh, look!
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Your shirt got caught on my hand!
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What are you doing? What are you doing?
Panicking because you're about to leave
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me with a total stranger.
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Michael, you're being ridiculous.
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Noah's not a total stranger.
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We've known him for two weeks.
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Not helping.
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Besides, you just interviewed Kisha
Shante.
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How is this any different?
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Because when I talk to Kisha Shante, I'm
not afraid of Kisha Shante. You know
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what? You're being weird. No, no, no.
Please don't make me laugh.
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Hello, Noah.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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You like hockey? Yeah, I like hockey.
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Well, not hockey as much as hockey
songs, you know.
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I'll take that as a no.
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So hanging out with Noah was that bad?
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He asked me if I liked the Red Sox. I
said I preferred Argyle.
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Oh. Just... sat there in silence.
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Well, was it a comfortable silence?
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No, Rebecca. It was definitely
uncomfortable.
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Uncomfortable like watching your parents
kiss.
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Uncomfortable like realizing he's not
actually blind. He's just wearing
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You do know what this means, don't you?
You're about to go like this and work
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yourself into a frenzy?
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No. Noah and I are working together on
the hottest new teen magazine, which
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means all of our interactions will be
awkward, which means I'm going to have
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avoid it for the rest of my life.
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Which means it'll be like the first day
of school forever.
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Um, Michael?
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Well, you could find something in common
by hanging out with Noah.
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Doing what? There's nothing that we
could ever do together.
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You could see a baseball game. Hey,
Michael, just the person I was looking
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It turns out that your interview with
Tisha Shante went really well. She
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these for you.
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She sang the national anthem.
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Please be tickets for Good Witch, Bad
Witch.
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Basketball tickets?
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What am I supposed to do with these?
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Michael.
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Right.
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with his imaginary girlfriend.
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No, I'm reviewing that new game, Dance
of Socks Off.
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Besides, my imaginary girlfriend dumped
me for my imaginary best friend.
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Wish she hadn't, though. Then maybe I'd
have someone to play this game with.
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Oh, well, wish I could help. Seriously?
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Seriously what?
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Seriously, wish you could help.
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No, silly.
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It was a figure of speech like, wouldn't
miss it for the world, or, of course
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I'd love you as much as my real mom.
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So, is that a no?
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Yes. Great.
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I mean, yes, it's an O.
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Wilder, Amanda Pierce does not play
computer games.
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Amanda Pierce is too busy playing mind
games.
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Bummer. But hey, wouldn't be the first
time I dance alone.
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Fine, but I better not sweat.
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And be careful with your feet, because,
you know, they're gross.
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This is nothing like how it looks.
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Snooping?
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Well, it's not really snooping if you
don't really care, right? It's not why
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here. Um, I just... Yeah, I just wanted
to discuss some
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midterm marks with you.
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Ernie Coombs High School debating
champions?
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You went to Ernie Coombs High?
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Yeah. I went to Ernie's D2.
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Yeah. I know, Shepard. We were in the
same... You don't remember me.
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Oh, DJ, please. Me?
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Of course. Of course I remember you. I
mean, who could forget you? I mean, we
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had that one class together with the
thing, and then there was, you know, the
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-ha -ha, and who could forget the whoop
-whoop?
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You have no idea who I am, do you? Not a
clue.
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I can't do this. Yes, you can.
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This is just like the time you didn't
want to jump off the high diving board,
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but... You did. That's because you
pushed me.
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You were holding up the line.
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Besides, everyone loved your panicky
scream.
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No, please don't do this again.
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Noah, hey.
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I got two tickets for tomorrow night's
basketball game.
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Cool. Chance to see Steve Nash?
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Totally. Wait, wait.
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Actually, I was thinking that...
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One would be for you and the other one
for me.
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So we'd go at the same time?
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Kinda.
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Right. Yeah.
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That should be fun.
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At least this time the lifeguard didn't
have to pull me out of the pool.
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Again? Yep.
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Whipped again.
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Put on the flip tip.
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These biscuits are now ready to wrap my
review.
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What?
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Can't we just play one more game?
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Losing eight games in a row is my limit.
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Plus, my reviews do.
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It's because I'm beating you, isn't it?
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If that was true, I would have quit
seven games ago.
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Here. Let Wilder introduce you to the
wild world of online gaming.
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You can use the internet for things
other than shopping?
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Let me do that.
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We must have gone out.
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Okay, give me a sec.
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This is going to come to me.
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Let me see. First there was Lisa.
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Then there was rocker chick Lisa.
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And don't forget Lisa Lisa.
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God, I really had a thing for Lisa's.
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I don't have time for this.
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Oh, um, it was gym class.
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10th grade, and Coach Miller, he set up
that obstacle course, and you and me
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were kissing under the parachute, and
then that's... Yeah, Shepard, I don't
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think this is a good idea. No, no, no,
that girl, remember? Is this what I have
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to do? She fell from above. She was
climbing the rope, and then boom!
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What was her name again? She had a
nickname. It was really funny.
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Trianglehead.
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I wonder whatever happened to that girl.
I'm sure she moved on and became very
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successful.
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Hello, sunshine.
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Your country may have internet, but
you've still got a lot to learn about
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dancing.
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Wilder, I want to apologize.
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I know I always told you gaming was
boring and you were lazy.
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Um, you never told me that.
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Oh, right. I just thought that.
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Woohoo! Paraguay, you're finished.
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Eastern Europe, you're going down.
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Anywho, I didn't realize gaming could be
such hard work.
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But now, I know I was...
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Wrangled?
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No, rickshaw.
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I know.
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Rhinoceros.
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Guess, Wilder, I was rhinoceros.
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I meant wrong.
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Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.
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Now, let's get a refreshing smoothie.
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My game is starting.
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Wilder, get me some water and a foot
massager. My feet are killing me.
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Sure, Amanda.
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Or should I say, Demanda?
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Good one.
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Excuse me. Pardon me. Superfan coming
through.
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My feet's over there. No, over there.
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It's going to be good.
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Not awkward at all. Just me and Noah
hanging out.
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Coming through.
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Excuse me, sir. This seat is reserved.
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It's reserved for my friend Noah. We're
not actually friends yet. You must be
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Michael. I'm Noah's Uncle Ron.
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But they call me Tiger Hair.
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Yeah.
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Noah.
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Noah.
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Noah.
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You're back from the game early.
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Yeah. Time flies when you're having fun.
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Wait a second.
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Time hasn't flown at all.
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You didn't go, did you?
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Nah. I thought I should finish my piece
on the arcade fire.
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So I gave the ticket to my Uncle Ron
instead.
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This is not good.
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This is not good at all.
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Come on, Michael's not going to care.
He's probably relieved. It's not that
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a deal.
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You!
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Oh, I think it's a big deal.
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You got a second?
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Shepard, I know why you're here, and I
just want to let you know that it's
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It's okay?
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Yes. I mean, what happened earlier
was...
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Catastrophically humiliating.
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I was going to say awkward, but let's
face it, that would have been a lie.
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you don't remember a late bloomer with a
great personality gracefully plummeting
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to the hardwood floor. You don't have to
apologize.
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That's why I'm not.
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Excuse me? See, at first I felt bad for
calling you Trianglehead, but then I
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figured it out.
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Enlighten me, Sherlock.
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You used to sit near me every day at
lunch, and I remember because I used to
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study your head to try to figure out the
shape, I thought the leaves,
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Pythagorean, hypothesis.
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Build that triangle.
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Oh, you would know, wouldn't you?
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The thing is, DJ, you used to sit near
me every day at lunch because you had a
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crush on me. I had a... Shepard, did you
ever think that maybe you were the one
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that was always around me? You don't
have to be ashamed.
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Lots of ladies like me.
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Especially the Lisas.
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I forgot. This is my office. Out.
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I know you like me.
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Oh, and for the record, the Geometry
Club loved my triangle head.
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As a journalist, it's your job to be
fair. And I don't think you're giving
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Michael a fair chance. I know, but...
He's kind of weird.
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How would you know? You don't even know
him.
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He named... his stapler, Henry.
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I told him not to tell anyone about
that.
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Come on, Noah. Just promise me you'll
try and fix this. For me.
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All right, fine.
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I'll try to fix this for you.
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It isn't Uncle Ron's favorite nephew.
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Got any other shirtless relatives you
want me to meet?
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Noah, don't you have something you want
to say to Michael?
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Actually, yeah.
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What's the big deal?
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Oh, dear.
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Sure, I gave the ticket to my uncle.
That's because I didn't think he'd care.
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mean, it's not like we're good friends
or anything.
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That's the point.
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But Uncle Ron's fun, too, right? He ate
all my fruit leathers.
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Michael, I'm sorry.
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I totally didn't realize I was being a
jerk.
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Most jerks don't.
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What do I have to do to make it up to
you?
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Whatever you want.
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Really?
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Whatever I want?
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Walter!
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Hey, Amanda. What's going on? Crack -a
-lack.
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I've got a problem.
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I'm so happy to hear you say that.
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That's the first step, kid.
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Admitting it.
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No! My right jazz hand isn't living up
to my left!
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And I'm one kickball change away from
beating Hop Skip 799.
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The dancer socks -off champion from
Japan?
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He's been number one for months! Not for
much longer.
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I'm going after a title, and nothing's
going to stop me.
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Listen to yourself, Amanda.
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This game has taken over your life.
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You have to stop dancing your socks off.
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No way.
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There's at least 50 countries in this
world, and I'm not going to get beat by
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number eight.
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You hear that?
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That sounds like dancer socks off music.
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I need to play one more game.
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That's so rhinoceros.
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You left me at the stadium with your
clothing optional uncle, and now you
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to make it up to me?
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But how? How could you ever make this up
to me? I'm sure you'll think of
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something.
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Shall I make you lick the school water
fountain?
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Deal. Or wear clothes from the lost and
found.
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Come on, Michael. You've had all day to
think of this. Even I have come up with
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ten things I wouldn't want to do.
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All right, let me put you out of your
misery.
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Good. By putting you in more misery.
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Good witch, bad witch, a musical?
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I got complimentary tickets for the
whole gang.
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And I think you should come, considering
how much you love musicals. And going
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to this musical would make you feel
better about the whole basketball game
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incident. No, no, no. See, the good
thing about good witch, bad witch, the
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musical is you get to dress up when you
see the show.
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Should I dress you up as the good witch?
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Or the bad witch?
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That's it. That's why.
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Draw the line. I'm out of here.
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Can't I just eat a bug?
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Banda, we need to talk.
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You've completely lost sight of who you
are.
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I don't care what you say, what's your
face.
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Nothing is going to come between me and
my...
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That's you.
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Am I?
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I have pit stains.
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No. What have I become?
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I don't know. What were you before?
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Wilder, with you as my witness, I'll
never drip sweat drops again.
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Good.
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A little too late for me, but still
good.
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Ew.
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Before we go,
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You could use a bit of a mop -up.
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Later. Good night, DJ.
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Good night, guys.
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Oh, hey, by the way, you guys did a
great job on this issue.
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Thanks. You're welcome.
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Ciao, Mr. S. Night, Mr. Shepard.
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What do you want, Shepard? Come up with
any more hilarious triangle jokes? No.
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I've dropped that, just like you dropped
them from the sky.
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Me falling from the roasting gym wasn't
all that bad. I mean, there was some
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good that came from it. Yes, I remember.
You got to miss gym for the next couple
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months. Well, that, and I got a cast at
the whole class signed.
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I'll never forget it.
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While I was in the hospital, still
heavily sedated, somebody came in and
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the sweetest thing.
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You're my fallen angel.
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Actually, it was your my fallen angle.
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It was you.
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You were the one that signed my cast.
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Andrew Shepard wrote on my cast.
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Which means... You liked me, you liked
me, I knew it.
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Where are your costumes, guys?
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Oh, didn't I say I had tickets to the
musical?
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I meant I had tickets to the hockey
match.
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Hockey tickets?
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Hockey tickets? Are you kidding me?
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Were all of you guys in on this...
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Charge.
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00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,360
Now I know why they call them tights.
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By the way, I'm never promising you
anything again.
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00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,070
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just put your hat on
and enjoy the game, Pinkerbell.
333
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:06,050
Look at it this way, dude. It could get
worse.
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00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:07,470
Really? How?
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Well, you could be sitting next to Uncle
Ron.
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You know what, Michael?
337
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I was a jerk, and I totally deserved
this.
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Yes, you did.
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To new friends.
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00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:29,170
And hey, if wearing a pink tutu was the
worst thing about this night, then it
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was totally worth it.
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00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:32,950
Yeah, about that.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our
special guest tonight, Michael Davies
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and the new writers from Teen Buzz
magazine.
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Hey, look, I was right.
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I told you it could get worse.
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