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I've never felt this nervous, and I'm
counting the time that I saw Kelly
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Clarkson at the airport.
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Actually, you only saw her luggage.
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Maybe, but that carry -on had star
power.
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Men in this envelope could say, Michael
Davies, you're one of the new writers
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for Teen Buzz magazine.
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Or it could say, Rebecca Harper, you're
not good enough to write for the coolest
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magazine ever.
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Why don't you open my envelope and I'll
open yours?
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But read it right away.
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No mumbling, no fake -outs, and no weird
wiggly eyebrow thingies.
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Deal.
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One, two, three.
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You got in.
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Yes! I got in!
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I got in!
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Yes, I got in!
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There's just two things left to say.
Congratulations, and don't ever let
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see you do that horrifying jig.
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I can't believe it.
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Next week, Teen Buzz will actually be
run by a group of ninth graders just
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me.
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Awesome!
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OMG. She said that? No way.
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Nice outfit.
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Someone really knows how to bargain
shop.
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Wrong floor.
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Nerds Weekly is one down.
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Dude.
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first day of school except today your
mom isn't dragging you kicking and
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screaming well if she didn't want me to
act out she should let me wear my top
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hat lol jk tkyl and there's school prom
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queen hit her already omg i totally love
your tie and i totally love you
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michael davis celebrity beat i mean
appear fashion obvious
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I know you think I'm the nerd girl, but
my real name is Rebecca Harper.
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I cover student issues.
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Peer pressure, students, teachers,
parents.
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Noah Jackson. I try to avoid all those
things.
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I cover music.
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Rebecca Harper and Noah Jackson.
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Dude, I'm Wilder. Gaming guy.
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Ow!
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Attention me, everyone. Attention me.
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I have an announcement.
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Now, we're all here because we're
talented, mature people who know what
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want.
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With that in mind, dibs on this table.
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Think of my job as part teacher, part
mom, and part lion tamer.
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Okay, then.
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Well, I know you're all anxious to get
started, but before that, I need to
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approve your story pitches. So, why
don't you guys get back to your desks
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think of a title for your column.
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You can give it to me at the end of the
day.
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What?
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A title?
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She needs a title?
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Is she always like this? Yep.
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This is only first here.
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What are we going to do? A title for a
poem takes time. We can't be expected to
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come up with a name just like that.
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Game on.
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Name dropping.
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Fasten forward.
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Here to the graph.
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Um, important school things.
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Nah. Big deal.
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with Michael Davies.
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Kelly Clarkson's manager?
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Please hold.
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Kelly Clarkson wants me to interview
her.
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Oh, man, oh, man, what am I going to do?
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Say yes, you big doorknob.
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Sorry about that. I had Jake Epstein on
the other line.
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First off, I would like to say what an
honor this is.
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Of course, I'll abide by any interview
rules Kelly might have.
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And no questions about that TV show, Got
It, or her love life.
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And let Noah Jackson have the good desk.
Can do.
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Wait a second.
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So it's going to be like that, is it?
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You take my desk, you pay the price.
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Do you know who you just messed with?
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A kid who has no idea how to get me
back. Exactly.
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I loved your pitch to review a game from
when Buzz launched 20 years ago. The
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idea came to me when I wondered, what
would it be like to review a game from
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when Buzz launched 20 years ago?
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Yeah.
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Look what I found in storage.
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What is it, a time machine?
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Close. It's Football Fury, an actual
video game from the 1980s.
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Man, did people even have thumbs back
then?
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Very funny.
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No way.
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I just lost to a video game from the
80s. That's like losing an arm wrestling
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match with my grandma.
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Who's also in her 80s.
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Weird.
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I know.
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You go all the way to Italy for a
wedding and they won't even let you take
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centerpiece?
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Tacky.
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back hey nerve -wracking huh you having
your pen like that no waiting for dj to
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prove our story ideas sorry i
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don't know why i'm nervous i gave dj 10
story ideas she has to like one you gave
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10 pitches i only gave one and i thought
of it this act thank goodness i put it
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on pink paper and use a super cool font
i've gone over your pitches
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And I hate saying this, but you just
didn't quite get what I was looking for.
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Better luck next time, Rebecca.
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Don't worry. You'll get it. I know it.
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Amanda, good job, kiddo.
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But I had ten ideas and you only had
one.
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What can I say? I was born to do this.
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day ever.
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DJ is going to love all of my ideas.
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Later, I toss my hat in the air with
joy.
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Boo -hoo and who again?
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You're not the only one whose hat
remains untossed.
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DJ rejected your three ideas too?
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One of them, she loved the other one.
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I'm talking about the humiliation that
Noah could laid on me.
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Good thing I came up with the perfect
revenge plot.
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Noah's gonna have to put these CDs back
in the right cases before he can add in
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his reviews.
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I wish I could see the look on his face
when he finds out. I wish I could see
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the look on your face when he gives you
a super wedgie.
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He's coming. Quick.
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Casual.
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What's with your friend?
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He's just acting casual.
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Let the games begin.
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No, like yesterday.
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That's good. I feel like last week.
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I've been up all night playing a game.
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Don't bother. I couldn't even score one
touchdown.
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Every time I got sacked.
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Every single time.
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I got one of those touchdown thingies.
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What? How did you do that?
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I don't know.
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I must be good at everything.
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that works at Buzz.
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And you're that guy who thinks Kelly
Clarkson called him. Huh, that's me.
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Guilty as charged.
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You know, you really got me good on that
one.
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So, did you listen to any CDs last
night?
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A few.
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Why? Yes!
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That's right.
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For my goldenies.
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I just pulled a prank of epic
proportion.
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Why can't you high -five yourself?
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Oh, wait. What am I thinking? Of course
I can.
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Yeah!
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What are you talking about?
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You know the CDs?
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I put them in different jewel cases.
Tell me you didn't. Oh, I'm dangerous.
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I just turned in my review to those for
DJ.
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Now I'm going to trash a band I like and
give a great review to one I didn't.
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You're about to learn what payback is
all about, my friend.
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Oh, this played out way better in my
head.
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Welcome to Media Studies.
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I'm Mr. Shepard.
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Now... You're either here because you're
part of the teen buzz staff or because
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you flunked woodshop.
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I'm here because of both.
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Okay, let's get started with the basics.
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Dude, I was playing that.
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I'll pick that up after class, Mr.
Shepard. Try after detention.
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After detention it is.
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Okay, who here can name the five W's of
journalism?
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You, man.
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Pierce. Amanda Pierce.
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You're Amanda Pierce?
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Looks like we have publishing royalty in
class, guys.
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No, we don't. I'm just your typical teen
who wants to teach you to move on and
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talk about the 5Ws.
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Come on, don't be shy.
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Amanda's dad owns the conglomerate that
publishes Teen Buzz.
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I guess you were born to do this.
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Tonight on Entertainment Wow, Teen Buzz
magazine hires a staff of young writers.
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Will Buzz stay in biz or will it fit?
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Can this move save the troubled
franchise?
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Troubled franchise, who do they know?
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Hey, Rebecca, what's up?
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Nothing really.
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It's just, how can I say this without
sounding whiny?
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I don't think it's fair you rejected all
my stories. They were good.
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They were really good.
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My Bob -Obs thought they were great.
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I'm sure your Bob was a nice lady, but
she's not our target audience, Rebecca.
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Why is this so hard?
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I was going to hit a home run.
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I can't even name my column.
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When I joined Buzz, I was only a couple
years older than you. Do you think I was
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a hit right out of the gate?
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No, I guess not.
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Well, actually, I was.
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But I was a bit of a whiz kid, which is
why head office let me go back to my
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school and recruit students who would
give this magazine what it needed.
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Free labor?
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No, the voice of a real teen.
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And I'm not doing that?
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Not yet.
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Hey, you want the voice of a real teen?
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You'll get the voice of a real teen.
Just watch me.
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That would have been so much cooler if I
hadn't done that.
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I'm an editor.
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Consider it cut.
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Brought you a snack?
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What is it? Muffin tops.
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I ate all the bottoms because, well,
nobody likes muffin bottoms.
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Nobody likes half -eaten muffins either.
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You're still going down.
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How is this different than what you did
to me? Because what I did to you only
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made you look like a goof.
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What you did to me could cost me this
job.
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Oh, right. Besides that, you have to
admit that you are remarkably close.
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Go away.
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I have to figure out how to get my
review off DJ's desk.
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Or it's goodbye interview with Billy
Talent and hello woodshop.
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The finger thing again.
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That never gets old.
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Stop fake laughing.
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Fine, I'll do anything.
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Anything?
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I hope you learned your lesson.
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Actually, I didn't. You know what would
really help me?
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took this game, put it in a box, then
found an elephant, put him in the car,
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get him to drive over that box.
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Uh, what's going on, Wilder?
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Tell Mr. S. Maybe I can help.
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I need help getting to the next level.
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I've mastered thousands of video games
in my life, but this thing is basically
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four Christmas lights and a shoebox, and
I can't get anywhere.
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I could help you with that, but I find,
Wilder, that sometimes, when you're
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stuck on an assignment, it helps if you
go away and work on another story.
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That way, when you come back, you'll
have a fresh perspective.
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You lost me at some times.
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Noah Jackson, what's up?
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Do kids even say that?
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I hope not.
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Are those all yours?
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Nice. Oh, they're nothing, really. You
know, I hardly even remember what
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for.
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Hey, hey, grubby paws.
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Get your fingerprints off of that.
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This is my mentoring award.
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You're certainly my mentor.
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Thank you, Noah.
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You know, I'm actually impressed with
you. You know, I heard you were quite a
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bit of a wise guy and usually up to no
good.
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Me? No good?
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Those days are behind me. I'm all about
teen buzz now.
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That and the planet. Gotta save the
planet. It's the only one we've got. It
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certainly is.
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Say, who's that a picture of?
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Oh, that's Nelly Furtado.
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She's got nothing on you.
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Who's that handsome devil? I bet you
have a crush on him.
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That's my boss.
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Well, he's got your beautiful eyes.
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can't be michael care to explain i was
trying he made me do it i have no
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idea what he's talking about i just came
to hand in my review on teen bands
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sorry it's late but somehow all the cds
got mixed up thank goodness cds are
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labeled and i can read so what do you
have
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to say for yourself can you please help
me
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Why can't I do this? Why can't I do
this?
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Have fun working. I'll be downstairs
relaxing at the blurb.
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Does your dad own the blurb, too?
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No, he just owns this building.
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Must be nice.
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Just so you know, the final Teen Buds
position was down to you and some other
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girl. My dad couldn't decide, so he let
me decide for him.
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I may be here because of my dad, but...
You may be here because of me.
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Wow.
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I don't know what to say.
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Don't say anything.
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Just help me show my dad that I picked
the best journalist.
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Besides me.
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Best? I can't even come up with the
title for my column.
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Rebecca's Fun Feature. Hey, everybody,
read Rebecca. Don't touch that dial.
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Rebecca.
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That last one didn't even make sense.
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00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:55,010
Look, you can do this. You're just
trying too hard.
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Becca Harper trying too hard.
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That's me in so many words.
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Yes!
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That's the name of my column! In so many
words!
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You're right!
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I was trying so hard, I forgot about the
fun.
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I'll never try hard again.
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Michael, where have you been?
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Hanging around.
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You must know as punishment, DJ made me
organize her desk.
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That's not so bad.
295
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,590
While I was dangling from the ceiling?
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I'm going to get you for this.
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00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:32,530
Oh, no. What are you going to do? Mix up
my sock drawer?
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The horror. The horror.
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Noah Jackson.
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Billy Talent, huh?
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Normally, you should wait more than two
seconds before you prank call someone.
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Hello, Mr. I'm so lame.
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If you're from Billy Talent, why do you
sound so lame? Is it because you're
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lame?
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the interviews you could set up while
you're dangling above DJ's contact list.
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And have a very persuasive phone voice.
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Oops!
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Yes! I have conquered the 80s. Watch
your back, Grandma.
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You're on notice.
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I never hear you say... Whoa! Help me!
Okay.
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Why are you chasing me? Because my legs
are headed in that direction.
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Enjoy.
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Good,
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but some things aren't quite right.
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Theme, check.
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Subtext, check.
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I know.
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Paint paper and a cool font?
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How's it going?
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See for yourself.
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In So Many Words by Rebecca Harper.
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00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:00,190
Article 1.
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Taking the work out of homework.
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Here,
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I'll proof it. You know you love to over
-punctuate.
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And I'll look through some photo
archives to see if we can find any cool
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And I'll make the sound of a cheering
crowd to pump us up.
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Dude's sawing hot.
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You did good, kid.
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Come on, I'll give you a lift home.
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00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:45,910
Don't worry about it.
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I did the exact same thing my first
week.
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00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:52,830
Except mine was a cashmere hat, and I
think it's still up there somewhere.
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