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No need to thank us, sir, as we will not
appreciate it. We have no consciousness
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whatsoever. Merely automatons here to
serve.
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Nick 12.
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She's news.
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He looked at me. I put your parents'
message on to soothe you.
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Thank you.
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He finds it soothing.
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The message was damaged to transit from
Krypton to Earth.
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But what is there?
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We love you more than heaven or sun.
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We love you more than land.
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Our beloved home will soon be gone
forever.
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But hope vitalizes our heart. And that
moment is you, Kal -El.
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We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good.
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And live out good times.
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That place is Earth.
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I'm the rest of the negligent lost.
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Damage to bladder, kidney.
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Large intestine.
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Lungs. Our poor stupid son.
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With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll
have him up and at him in no time.
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You're here. I can't see where.
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Well, keep looking.
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Sir,
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you are only 3 % restored to health. You
must rest.
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No can do, 4. I gotta get back to the
fray. But this hammer fellow just beat
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at full power.
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Crypto! What the hey, dude? I thought
you destroyed the whole Superman robot.
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thought I told you to keep an eye on
him. We feed the canine, but he is
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Man who realizes we are not flesh and
blood and couldn't in our heart of
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care less whether he lives or dies.
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Stop, Crypto, feed him.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, stop.
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Crypto, ow.
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He's back. You're five o 'clock.
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12 -10.
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18 -8.
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34 -B.
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before he makes it. He does?
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That ain't him for years.
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He's developed over 2 ,500 fight moves
for this situation.
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Superman!
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Bravo. You got him.
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Belit Ali.
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A local.
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Max, we have the engineer.
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The target has led us to the ice castle.
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The rumors are true. I don't know how
he's helped. He must have been spotted.
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comes two to one your
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pride
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won't be making our choices today
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Tell him what we need to do.
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Wrap it up. The United States will
continue to feel the wrath of the hammer
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Arabia.
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Hey, Mike.
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Once I get you free, when you save the
women from being hit by a taxi, are you
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all right?
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No, you've got to get out of here.
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You've said it so many times.
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Now it's our turn.
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Maybe shouldn't have done that thing in
jar hand for Superman.
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dictate international policy is
outrageous.
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You're late again, Kent.
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Sorry, Perry.
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Hey, loser.
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Hey, Steve.
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Hey, what do you got against adverbs,
Kent?
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How are we supposed to know how we feel
when we read this, Lamar? In sports
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writing, you learn the sentence is the
modifier.
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Hey, Ma.
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Thanks,
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Kat. You read this, Grant?
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I thought it was great, Clark.
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Great?
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Why do we not want to keep you?
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But, uh, why don't you say congrats and
tell me what that's about you, Clark?
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Okay, I gotta go. I gotta run.
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Yep, okay, love you.
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So this guy just flew into Midtown and
started attacking people, demanding for
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Superman to show up? Yeah, it's all
there in my article.
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I don't actually have to make it through
your writing, Clark. Knowledge is worth
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many sacrifices.
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That isn't one of them.
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Ha ha ha, very funny, Willis.
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22 people in the hospital, over 20
million in property damage. It does make
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wonder. Wonder what?
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As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't
completely think through the
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ramification for the Brady thing.
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Well, this guy's even from Bravia.
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What do you mean? His name is the Hammer
of Bravia. Yeah, I doubt his parents
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named him that, Jimmy. We have no clue
what his actual goal was here. I think
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it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking
Superman's ass. He didn't completely
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kick Superman's ass. Pretty thorough.
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Show me! You show me what ties there are
between Boravio and this hammer!
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Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought
the hammer might be faking a Bravian
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accident. Superman said that? Yeah, I
interviewed him right afterwards.
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Great guy.
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What you're
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looking at, my friends, is
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the most powerful being on planet Earth.
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Ultraman.
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You created this man.
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Check this out. The engineer.
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The former special operative whose blood
I infused with microscopic machines
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called nanites, which she can pour into
anything she can imagine.
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And of course, you're familiar with my
flying armored forces, the Rattlers.
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Altogether, they're an unstoppable force
we call Planet One.
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More than capable of containing any
other worldly threat.
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So you want the Defense Department to
hire your metahumans to take down the
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Kryptonians? After Superman acted with
violence against our Arabian allies, I
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think it'd be worth considering.
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Big Blue stopped the war.
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Naive, maybe, but well -intentioned.
Well, I don't know the intentions of an
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unintended fire hose, General Flagg. I
just do what I can not to be splashed.
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Mr. Luther.
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The disarming Director Crawley.
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The country of Boravia has purchased
over $80 billion worth of arms from
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Mithicorp in the past two years.
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And? And no one would profit more from a
war with Boravia and John Ford than
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you. A cynic might say that having
Superman out of the way might not be bad
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business. Well, what's particularly bad
for business is dying.
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And I have a distinct feeling that's
where we're all headed with the
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running wild. So we're going to lock up
all metahumans now. The other metahumans
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aren't going off half -cock, interfering
in foreign affairs.
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They don't have, and I have proof of
this, a hidden headquarters in
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that violates 12 international treaties,
and they aren't aliens.
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Shouldn't all that be more than enough
reason for Planet Watch to at least
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the Kryptonian in for questioning?
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Admittedly, I'm not comfortable with a
being from another planet as dangerous
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him on the loose.
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But the optics?
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Superman is popular.
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Less so every day, according to Chatter
Online.
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Not to mention the potential risk of
failing to contain him. I assure you,
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Secretary, we can contain him. Yeah,
they got this stuff.
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What's this kryptonite stuff called?
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It's called kryptonite foam. It kills
him, right?
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As far as we can ascertain, there's none
left on the planet. I have a workaround
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for that. Well, it doesn't matter, Lutz.
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Because without solid proof of malicious
intent, it's just not worth the risk.
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What are you doing here?
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Three months ago, we had our first date.
And so to celebrate, I am making you
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your favorite.
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Breakfast for dinner. That's your
favorite.
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You love breakfast.
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Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for
dinner.
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That's very funny, Beth.
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What? Hilarious. A little back and forth
we had going.
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You're giving me guff for my article?
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Jimmy was eating it up.
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I wasn't acting, Clark.
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If you keep interviewing yourself,
eventually people are going to figure it
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With the glasses?
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They won't fool everyone forever.
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And ethically, these interviews are
hugely problematic. I mean, you
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know the questions in advance.
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Okay, so like you interviewed me.
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I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.
Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. I can
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handle any question that comes my way.
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Are you being serious right now?
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Yeah.
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You've let me interview you as Superman.
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Sure.
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How about now?
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Um... Ready?
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Do it, Cronkite.
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Recently, you've come under a lot of
fire. A lot of fire. It's a lot.
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Today, the Secretary of Defense said he
was going to look into your actions in
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Arabia.
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That's funny?
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It's not funny, funny. It's just, I
mean, come on. My actions?
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I stopped a war.
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Maybe. Not maybe. I did.
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Okay. How?
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Well, Arabia invaded Jarhanpur, and I
showed up and told them that wasn't
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And? And smashed some tanks and things,
and...
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A couple of planes and some other stuff.
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There were no casualties and no
significant injuries.
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Did you interact at all with the
president of Bravia, Vasil Gurkov?
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A very small amount.
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What's a very small amount?
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That was between us.
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This is all on the record.
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Yeah, but that conversation was between
the two of us.
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Yeah, and I would ask that question
whether or not I knew the answer to it.
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Really? Really.
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After I...
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No,
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not torture. It's spikes for, like, not
even that big.
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I told him that if he ever messes with
Jarhan Bergen, he'll have to personally
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answer to me. What did you mean by that?
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That if such events occurred, we would
have a more serious discussion, that's
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all. More serious than tearing up his
back on a captain? You're close to going
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to kill people. You seem to keep
forgetting that. In effect, you
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entered a country, inserting yourself in
the middle of an incredibly heated
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geopolitical crisis. Hold on a second.
Siding with a nation, Jarhan.
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which historically has not been a
friend. Jarhansbury has changed.
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Against a nation that's technically our
ally and then threatened to murder their
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head of state. First of all, whether or
not Jarhansbury is an imperfect country
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does not give another nation the right
to invade it. Yes, but the Barabian
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government maintains they're freeing the
Jarhansburians from a tyrannical
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regime. Yes, but you know that's very
silly. I do? The Barabian government of
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all people is saying this? Come on. This
is on the record, Superman. No, no.
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Now, see, now you're being dishonest,
Lois. I'm being dishonest.
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Because you know as well as I do that
the Caribbean government is not well
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-informed. I think that's almost
certainly the case, but do I know that?
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No, I don't.
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Can we go on now?
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Yeah, fine.
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Hi.
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You think this is going well? I think
this is going well.
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I think I'm doing a good job.
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Hey, Brian, did you consult with the
president before entering the Caribbean
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airspace?
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No. The Secretary of Defense? No. Or any
U .S. official before you took matters
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into your own hands and decided
unilaterally how to handle this
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delicate situation?
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His goons were going to kill people.
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Yes, but the results of you seemingly
acting as a representative of the United
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States. I wasn't representing anybody.
It's a war that lasted between 12 and 24
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hours and was just replacing one
tyrannical regime with another. Is that
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how you feel? I'm not the one being
interviewed, Superman, but...
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I question it.
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Yeah, I would question myself in the
same situation and hold off the beating.
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Consider the consequences. People were
going to die!
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Okay,
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I'd like to change the subject, if I
could.
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Okay. You've gotten a lot of heat on
social media lately.
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I don't read that stuff.
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Superman doesn't have time for selfies.
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Third person?
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You're referring to yourself in third
person now? No, it's just a thing I came
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up with that I thought I'd try to work
into the next interview.
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This is on the record, Superman.
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Okay, well, not the part where I said
that. Yes, that part. No, that part was
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aside. That was off the record. You have
to say off the record beforehand, not
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after. Why are you being like this?
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Fine, I won't write that you spend your
spare time trying to think up
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soundbites, which are terrible, by the
way.
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Social media.
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Yes. As you may know, or...
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Maybe you don't, since you claim not to
read any of that stuff. Very seldomly.
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Maybe sometimes people catch you reading
it and looking very upset.
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Okay, well, you can't use that. People
on social media are suspicious because
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you are an alien, yes?
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Yes. I've been very honest about that
from the beginning.
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I come from a planet called Krypton.
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Okay. Which is gone now, by the way.
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Destroyed. Along with all of my history,
my parents.
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They sent me here as a baby to save my
life. Here? Where? I'm not going to say
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that. You know I'm not going to say
that.
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Okay.
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What do you know about these biological
parents of yours?
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Just that they sent me here to serve
humanity and to help the world to be a
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better place.
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They said that?
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They did.
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They sent a message along with me.
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That message is why I do what I do. I
cherish it more than anything.
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Because you understand, now there are an
awful lot of people out there
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maintaining you're here for more
nefarious purposes.
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Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit.
Super shit? Come on, Lois, you know that
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one specifically irritates me. It's on
the record, Clark.
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I didn't make it up. It's what people on
the internet are saying.
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I'm gonna go.
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Really? Yeah. Come on, Clark, don't do
this.
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I'm not doing anything.
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No? No, that's not you? Packing up your
shit and walking out of an interview?
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I'm not walking out of an interview. I'm
just late. No, this is what you do
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every time you're faced with conflict.
You get mad. You pout. I'm not mad.
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Nothing is wrong.
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00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,280
Look, I gave you a nice long interview.
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Longer than I ever gave myself, by the
way. Oh, you can find your imaginary
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interviews with yourself? That's the
thing you can do?
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You've got a lot of good stuff.
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Some stuff you can't use. I am well
aware.
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It never works.
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What does that mean?
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Lois?
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What does that mean?
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Nothing. I just told you I wasn't good
at relationships.
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He was right ahead.
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But how are we going to gain access?
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Oh, gee, a little bit.
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I apologize, but this is a restricted
area.
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Wait.
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of what we came for.
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Hopefully there's something on here we
can use to convince the general Superman
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requires immediate action.
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00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:03,110
I can't stand a better human, but he's
so much worse.
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Superman.
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He's not a man. He's an it.
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A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid
outfit that somehow become the focal
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point of the entire world's
conversation.
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00:29:17,770 --> 00:29:19,450
Nothing's felt right since he showed up.
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00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:21,270
I know, man.
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I've sacrificed my own humanity to help
get rid of this.
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Can you get in?
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It's going to take a while.
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00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,500
What if they could turn yourselves up?
Don't worry.
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We're not creating a distraction.
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00:30:27,739 --> 00:30:29,280
It's damaged, but there's more.
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00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,360
I can recover the rest.
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00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,060
Hey, you got us?
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00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,000
Quiet! Let her out!
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00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,600
It's an awfully small distraction.
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00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,680
Do that again, baby.
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00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,870
about seven feet tall, but it has
apparently
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Deep, slow breaths, ma 'am.
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00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,080
You're going to be fine.
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00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,480
Everybody, clear the area!
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00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,060
Hey, that was nonsense.
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00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:55,660
You know what I mean?
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00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,660
You can afford that.
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00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:06,240
The Justice Gang has arrived on the
scene. That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl,
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00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,860
Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the
Lortec Corporation.
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00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:10,340
Get out!
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00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,480
I've been trying to figure out a way to
get it out of here alive.
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00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,640
Get it someplace where we can study it.
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00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:02,190
How's it going with that guy you were
seeing?
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00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,990
You were saying you weren't sure about
him?
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00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,250
Yeah.
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00:37:07,390 --> 00:37:08,390
Well,
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00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,090
range.
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00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:19,770
How'd you stay far around, huh?
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00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:25,750
I was hoping we could capture it and
take it to an intergalactic zoo or at
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00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:28,830
euthanize it less painfully. Come on,
bro, don't be such a wuss.
328
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,590
Why is nobody clapping?
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00:37:57,190 --> 00:37:59,090
This has to be Biette.
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00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:11,140
The world's top linguists have confirmed
the translation, and 30 of the top
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00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:15,060
forensic computer techs have confirmed
the validity of the footage itself.
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00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,640
Any change to their mistake?
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00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,000
Unfortunately, no.
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00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:20,920
You have the footage yet?
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00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:22,180
Just take a look.
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00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:27,980
We love you more than heaven, our son.
We love you more than land.
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00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:31,760
Our beloved home is soon to be gone
forever.
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00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,020
But hope vitalizes our heart, and that
hope...
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00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,440
We have searched the universe for a home
where you can do the most good and let
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00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,500
out Krypton's truth.
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00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,680
I don't get it. What's bad about that?
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00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:53,060
The people there are simple.
343
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:30,780
What about all the kind acts Superman
has performed over the years?
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00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,580
Saving countless lives.
345
00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,660
No. He's grooming us.
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00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:41,690
lulling us into complacency so he can
dominate without resistance, forging a
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00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:45,070
path for his superpowered descendants to
rule the earth.
348
00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:49,450
I will not accept that.
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00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:51,070
Will you?
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00:39:56,050 --> 00:39:59,670
I'm scared.
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00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:02,150
I will admit that. I am scared.
352
00:40:02,390 --> 00:40:08,590
Because who knows how large His secret
care is already.
353
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,580
No, Guy, of course I don't have a hero.
Any of that message is even remotely
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00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:49,200
true. Instead, you are exactly the kind
of alien threat I was commandeered by
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00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,220
the Green Lantern Corps to project this
planet against.
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00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:52,660
Back off, Guy.
357
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,080
Make a move, Big Blue.
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00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,720
Guy, for laughs.
359
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,720
Was the message real or not?
360
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,600
The first half was real.
361
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:09,560
The second half was damaged in this trip
from Krypton to Earth.
362
00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:11,430
It's got to be Dodgers. No way, Clark.
363
00:41:12,130 --> 00:41:15,030
I know this can feel for answers, guys.
They're not going to say it's legit
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00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:17,130
unless they are sure.
365
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,470
I'm so sorry, man.
366
00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:21,650
But there's no way that message is fake.
367
00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:23,730
Well, I think it's a good stuff.
368
00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:43,170
for questioning? We're talking with the
president and we are reviewing our
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00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:48,190
options now. Now I'm sure that I have to
go. You buying this? I don't put
370
00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:49,490
anything past Luthor, Rick.
371
00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:51,810
But the message is authentic.
372
00:41:52,550 --> 00:41:56,430
If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have
to act.
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00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:11,880
Don't call me cheap. I'm getting on my
job. It's no wonder Kryptonian
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00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,640
with Boravia's interests.
375
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:21,600
Boravia wants to save the people of
Jahanpur, and Superman wants to keep
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00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,600
them in shape.
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00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:31,440
As though, from what I hear, he finds
Boravian women
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00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,300
the most physically attractive.
379
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,040
and wants to add them to his secret
area.
380
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,700
Thank you!
381
00:43:42,350 --> 00:43:44,510
We'll celebrate until the alien is off
the board.
382
00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:49,050
Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's
Holes. New shop in Park Bridge, at all
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00:43:49,050 --> 00:43:50,870
places. A fake message.
384
00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:52,870
A stroke of genius.
385
00:43:53,210 --> 00:43:54,129
Not fake.
386
00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:55,370
He appeared to kill us.
387
00:43:55,610 --> 00:43:59,650
I knew it. At Superman's fortress, I
hope to get the knowledge to help
388
00:43:59,650 --> 00:44:02,870
him. Little did I know, his own parents
would be providing him.
389
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,650
Oh, my boy. Right? Yeah.
390
00:44:05,990 --> 00:44:08,270
Been thinking of opening one in my path
of Garhampork.
391
00:44:15,830 --> 00:44:17,670
Four. Four.
392
00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:18,990
What happened?
393
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:22,370
I tried to protect Superman.
394
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:29,350
How did Lucifer get in here?
395
00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:30,810
And get in my DNA?
396
00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:34,210
Must protect Superman.
397
00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:36,910
Four.
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00:44:38,290 --> 00:44:40,970
I'm suffering for a friend.
399
00:44:58,730 --> 00:44:59,730
Crypto? Crypto?
400
00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:06,310
Well, yeah, that's pretty good.
401
00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:10,150
I tried to stop him.
402
00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:11,610
It's fine. I'm not Superman.
403
00:45:11,870 --> 00:45:13,670
We finally meet. Would you like a
coffee?
404
00:45:13,890 --> 00:45:14,890
Where's the dog?
405
00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:19,290
Dog? The dog, loser! You took the dog!
That's right. You get all of this.
406
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,280
I have no clue what you're talking
about.
407
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,460
He bit the dog.
408
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,320
I don't know what dog you're talking
about.
409
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:42,800
What did you say? I didn't say anything.
410
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:48,360
You heard what he said. You heard him.
He took it. I mean, it seems to me that
411
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,460
the only rabid animal around here is
Superman.
412
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,280
Ever since the discovery of the
Kryptonians master plan.
413
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,200
He's gone off the deep end.
414
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,319
Thoughts, Chris?
415
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,600
Can't say I'm surprised, Cleveland.
416
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,740
With guys like this, they always get a
whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. What
417
00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:04,800
do you mean, guys like this?
418
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,600
Vince is better than everybody else.
419
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,040
Makes his declarations against killing
people unless it's absolutely necessary.
420
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,800
Really, dude?
421
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:15,680
It kind of sounds like you're trying to
make the guys who are a little more edgy
422
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,700
than you look like jerks. You know what
I mean?
423
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:23,220
Uh -huh. A lot of these guys, these
heroes from the magazines, are obsessed
424
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,140
me. Because I'm more jacked than they
are.
425
00:46:26,009 --> 00:46:27,009
It'll do it.
426
00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:32,030
Do you have a dog?
427
00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:36,150
No, not really. It's more of a foster
situation.
428
00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:44,670
Coco.
429
00:46:51,450 --> 00:46:52,870
You were out there helping them?
430
00:46:57,110 --> 00:47:00,410
Oh, no, that's just some dimensional
imp.
431
00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:03,230
They've got that handled. I was looking
for the dog.
432
00:47:11,850 --> 00:47:16,090
The footage is not what it looks like,
Lois.
433
00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:22,410
Okay. The ship my parents sent me in was
damaged in transit, so I only ever
434
00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:23,730
heard the first part of the message.
435
00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:27,650
And I believed that I knew how it ended.
436
00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:33,130
That my parents had sent me here to
serve the people of Earth and to be a
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00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:34,130
man.
438
00:47:36,090 --> 00:47:38,190
I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois.
439
00:47:39,110 --> 00:47:40,610
I never thought you were.
440
00:47:41,170 --> 00:47:43,050
Even for a moment, Clark.
441
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,210
Me too.
442
00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:01,910
But we're bound to, though.
443
00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:03,830
We're so different.
444
00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:10,170
I was just some punk rock kid from Baker
Line, and you're Superman.
445
00:48:10,810 --> 00:48:11,810
I'm punk rock.
446
00:48:12,090 --> 00:48:16,470
You are punk rock. I like the Strangle
Fellows and the P .O .D .s and the
447
00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:19,610
Crabjoys. Those are pop radio bands.
They're not punk rock.
448
00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:21,690
The Mighty Crabjoys suck.
449
00:48:22,490 --> 00:48:24,270
Okay, well, a lot of people love them.
450
00:48:27,490 --> 00:48:28,750
My point is I...
451
00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:45,460
Maybe that's the real punk rap.
452
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,080
Lois, what did you mean when you said
that you knew this would never work?
453
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:05,300
I don't know.
454
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,440
I don't.
455
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,340
The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest,
so I'm going to turn myself in. Wait,
456
00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:18,340
what?
457
00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:21,300
Why? Maybe they'll take me wherever they
took the dog.
458
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,940
I don't know how else to find him.
459
00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,180
It's a dog.
460
00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:26,440
Yeah, and he's not even a very good one,
but...
461
00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:30,690
He's out there alone, and he's probably
scared.
462
00:49:48,630 --> 00:49:49,650
I love you, Lois.
463
00:49:51,290 --> 00:49:53,350
I probably should have told you that a
long time ago.
464
00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,910
necessary. I'm coming into my own
accord.
465
00:50:18,290 --> 00:50:19,810
No one read me my rights.
466
00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:23,750
Of course, the side of those rights
don't apply to extraterrestrial
467
00:50:24,110 --> 00:50:26,870
Therefore, at this point, Superman, you
don't have any rights to read.
468
00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:31,070
The government is very well aware of
potential limitations pertaining to you,
469
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:35,170
we've outsourced your confinement and
your interrogation to Planet Watch.
470
00:50:35,170 --> 00:50:36,170
Watch.
471
00:50:36,730 --> 00:50:37,990
I'm sorry about this.
472
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:49,620
and two days. What a pleasure.
473
00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:54,740
Luther, your obsession with me is
getting a little creepy.
474
00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:55,859
Don't worry.
475
00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:57,620
Tall, dark, and martian is my type.
476
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:04,740
Kryptonian. Where are we?
477
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,280
Pocket universe.
478
00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:16,020
I replicated the Big Bang with the Lucy
Corp Mega Collider, tearing a tiny hole
479
00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,760
between the two universal fables.
480
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,800
I'm able to access it from multiple
dimensional portals I've set up around
481
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,799
globe.
482
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:29,360
Rex, the metahuman known as the Element
Man, has been called into service for a
483
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,359
specific purpose.
484
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,980
He can metamorphose into any known
substance.
485
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,680
Even substances formed this planet.
486
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,500
Life.
487
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,380
Good to know.
488
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,820
Once again, Bastille's dirt boats are
sending troops to the Jahangirian
489
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,960
Superman's been out of commission less
than a day and already Bravia's pulling
490
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,960
this crap?
491
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,500
Right? What?
492
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:04,660
Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex
Luthor's connected to all this.
493
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:09,300
How's that a mystery? Luthor sells arms
to Bravia. Bravia goes to war, Luthor
494
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,920
sells more arms and gets richer than
ever.
495
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,720
Nope. No? Uh -uh.
496
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:19,080
I have a connection at Boda Bank. Boda
handles the transactions between Loser
497
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:23,440
Corp and Baravia. Yes, Loser Corp sold
them approximately $80 billion worth of
498
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,700
arms, but for those arms, Baravia paid
only $1 .625 billion.
499
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,560
So Loser gave the moms for free.
500
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:30,759
For what?
501
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,820
That's the $78 ,375 ,000 ,000 question.
502
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:36,640
Have you found out where they're holding
Superman?
503
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,260
No one in the government will say.
504
00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:42,920
Loser seems to be working to disable
Superman just so he can't stop the
505
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,920
of Jar's War.
506
00:53:44,330 --> 00:53:45,330
Why?
507
00:53:45,470 --> 00:53:49,310
That's way too much sugar, Mom. I party
like a rock star, choir boy.
508
00:53:49,830 --> 00:53:51,650
Still can't hide the taste of petroleum.
509
00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:53,130
God.
510
00:54:10,370 --> 00:54:12,390
Life -sustaining Superman in a pocket
universe.
511
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,638
A what?
512
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,660
I don't know what a pocket universe is,
neither does my source. They don't know
513
00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:20,400
anything about anything, really. But for
sure, he's in a pocket universe.
514
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:21,658
Who's your source?
515
00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:23,920
I can't say, but you owe me.
516
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,600
Big time.
517
00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:30,880
Like, I can't even tell you how big.
518
00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:37,300
I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you.
Love you.
519
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,580
My monkey bot's here farting outrage 24
-7, thrashing you online.
520
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:15,660
Well, how do you contain a super dog?
521
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,200
You beam the super squirrel into its
brain.
522
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,680
Learn what we can.
523
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:27,000
And put the varmint down.
524
00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:29,740
It will undoubtedly be painful.
525
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,820
This is our private correctional
institution.
526
00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:41,360
Most elves are rented out to governments
who want to keep their incarceration of
527
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,520
political agitators private.
528
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,480
Others have more personal
transgressions.
529
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:51,570
Corette wrote a blog about me. There are
a few things I hate more than... Teddy
530
00:55:51,570 --> 00:55:52,570
ex -girlfriend.
531
00:55:53,590 --> 00:55:56,750
You wouldn't be telling me any of this.
Did we ever plan on letting you out?
532
00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:57,950
Nope.
533
00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:01,330
It'd be terminated already if it was up
to me.
534
00:56:01,810 --> 00:56:04,470
But first, the government has some
questions they want answered.
535
00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:08,250
Rex!
536
00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:09,370
Look who it is.
537
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:20,590
Be sure to keep our guests in check.
538
00:56:21,130 --> 00:56:23,090
Old Joseph certainly wouldn't want it
any other way.
539
00:56:24,450 --> 00:56:26,690
I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers
we need.
540
00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:57,730
here, but Lex has always asked some
traffic cameras so he knows where I am.
541
00:56:57,730 --> 00:56:59,330
really don't understand why he's saying
that recently.
542
00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:02,450
There's even a point to tell me about
all his ex -girlfriends he had in prison
543
00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:03,450
and his fucking universe.
544
00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:04,890
What? Right?
545
00:57:05,330 --> 00:57:06,330
How's your mom?
546
00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:07,169
My mom?
547
00:57:07,170 --> 00:57:10,950
Oh, I love her so much. I think of her
as my mom, even more than my own mother.
548
00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:15,730
Oh, it feels the same way from the one
time that you guys met. Okay. Okay.
549
00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:21,010
There seems to be some sort of
connection between Bravia and your
550
00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:22,750
I'm not sure what...
551
00:57:23,359 --> 00:57:24,359
What's wrong?
552
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,880
What's all?
553
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,140
I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.
554
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,260
I do, but Eve, how can I even really
deal with, like, still in the picture?
555
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,180
You're just trying to get information on
him.
556
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,680
I swear to God, that's not it. I just
know that if I can get some real dirt on
557
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,240
him, then maybe the two of us could be
together again?
558
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:47,700
Yeah.
559
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,360
Based on my clothes, it looks like
someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the
560
00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:55,380
You have one conventional phone. Who
cares? There's other parts of you that
561
00:57:55,380 --> 00:57:56,500
people would find very attractive.
562
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,120
Lex tortured a dog the other day.
563
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,860
Jason, Christ!
564
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:01,899
I know.
565
00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:02,900
I have to go.
566
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,000
Eve, please see what you can find out.
567
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,780
I'm putting them in my pocket.
568
00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:30,310
Joseph, he's your son? Don't talk to me.
569
00:58:31,530 --> 00:58:32,530
Please.
570
00:58:34,490 --> 00:58:36,530
I need to go and get him.
571
00:58:37,050 --> 00:58:41,650
You can stop with the cryptos. There's
no way out of here, okay? There's always
572
00:58:41,650 --> 00:58:42,930
a way. I said don't talk to me!
573
00:58:47,570 --> 00:58:48,650
Don't talk to me!
574
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:01,020
So what do you want me to do? Where's
the cleaner?
575
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,960
On the counter where it always is.
576
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:04,920
He's in your group, right?
577
00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:07,180
What's it called again?
578
00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:08,340
Justice Gang.
579
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,340
No. We're not called that. Your name is
Mr. Terrific. You don't get a vote with
580
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,118
a name like that.
581
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,920
I also voted against it.
582
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,720
Yes. And as leader, I get tiebreaker.
No, Superman is not officially a member.
583
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,500
Because he don't want him to vote. You
know which way that would go. Shut up.
584
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:25,960
He's kidding. So how do you even know
Superman anyway?
585
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,760
I just do.
586
00:59:29,310 --> 00:59:30,810
So you know about the hypnoblasts?
587
00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:31,948
Now she does.
588
00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:36,150
Well, I'm not saying who he is, just
that he wears hypnoblasts. They make his
589
00:59:36,150 --> 00:59:39,910
face terrific. How do they work? They
make his face look different in your
590
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:43,630
when he wears them, so that you know who
he is. Yes, I know this, first of all.
591
00:59:43,650 --> 00:59:46,630
But second of all, you really shouldn't
be telling me this in case I don't know
592
00:59:46,630 --> 00:59:47,630
who he is.
593
00:59:47,810 --> 00:59:49,130
So you know he's Clark Kent?
594
00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:52,130
Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone?
595
00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:55,550
He doesn't. Just us, because we are also
of the cloth.
596
00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,010
Of the cloth?
597
01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:08,110
to do about what superman is he your
friend some friend came here to rule
598
01:00:08,110 --> 01:00:13,410
me it would be difficult to find him i
put nano by gps trackers into superman's
599
01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:17,650
blood street you can see where his trail
ends abruptly right here at fort cramer
600
01:00:17,650 --> 01:00:21,650
a dormant military post across the river
by ten miles down even if he was dead
601
01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:25,630
those trackers would still be there so
all this leads me to believe as your
602
01:00:25,630 --> 01:00:27,990
article surmised he really is an
apocalyptic universe
603
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,000
You put nanobot GPS trackers near a
friend's bloodstream?
604
01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:33,220
Oh, I do that to everybody.
605
01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:36,380
So, okay, come on. Let's go to Fort
Kramer, then.
606
01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:40,180
The four of us, and find out what's
going on. And then do what?
607
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,520
Save him.
608
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,540
You want to bring a federally
incarcerated prisoner out of jail?
609
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,040
Look, I think that's being done to keep
him from interfering with the Boravian
610
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:54,820
invasion. No, you look. I'm a Green
Lantern lady. That means I took a vow
611
01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:57,640
get involved in politics. Oh, that's
part of that. It's implied.
612
01:00:57,980 --> 01:01:01,500
Yes. An implied vow. Every time there's
something he doesn't want to do, he says
613
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:04,980
it's part of some vow. Oh, I swear to
God, I'm two seconds away from forming a
614
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:07,020
giant hammer and beating a boat today.
615
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:12,600
If soup's here to take over the world, I
don't, probably not. But the risk is
616
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,340
just not worth a beef between the U .S.
government and the justice game. Not our
617
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:19,020
name makes you sound like cowboys, but I
agree with the breath.
618
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:23,340
So you're just going to let your friend
rot in a pocket universe?
619
01:01:37,870 --> 01:01:39,190
Cuts should be against your vow.
620
01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:40,450
That what?
621
01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:42,490
That what should be what?
622
01:01:43,230 --> 01:01:44,270
I'll help you now.
623
01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:46,450
348 ticks say otherwise.
624
01:01:52,690 --> 01:01:53,690
Hey.
625
01:01:56,650 --> 01:02:01,910
What? I'm not saying we don't save him,
but... I think we can at least check out
626
01:02:01,910 --> 01:02:03,750
what's going on with your boyfriend and
sport cream.
627
01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:05,270
He's not.
628
01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:07,250
We're just seeing each other.
629
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,620
Thanks. You want me to drive?
630
01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:14,000
We'll take my ride.
631
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,980
You have a flying saucer, but you
couldn't get a faster garage door?
632
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:40,200
I haven't worked on that yet.
633
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,600
I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly.
634
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,320
What?
635
01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:47,860
Jack Clark.
636
01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:49,620
He's not my boyfriend.
637
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:54,400
Yeah, just to be clear, I'm not into
people's emotions.
638
01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:55,960
Yeah, no, totally.
639
01:02:56,820 --> 01:02:57,940
I'm just thinking out loud.
640
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,440
I'm just going to break up with him,
actually. We have this huge fight, and
641
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,480
told me he loved me, and it just
didn't...
642
01:03:38,430 --> 01:03:42,850
Now, the U .S. government has a few
questions.
643
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,740
for you. I barely know him. He gave me
food one time.
644
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,640
Who are you working with, Your Honor?
645
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,900
I'm not working with anyone, Luther.
646
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,340
Tell him nothing, Superman.
647
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,940
I have no family or nothing.
648
01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:59,060
You think my food was a great honor,
Superman?
649
01:03:59,340 --> 01:04:00,340
No.
650
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,480
Got lucky on that one.
651
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,480
No, Luther, don't do this.
652
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,000
Let's try another question, don't we,
Superman?
653
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,000
Who raised you as a child?
654
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,680
I believe in you, Superman.
655
01:04:23,970 --> 01:04:25,810
I didn't imagine that would go so
quickly.
656
01:04:28,590 --> 01:04:29,590
I'm sorry.
657
01:04:32,750 --> 01:04:33,750
Mr. Hanson.
658
01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:38,690
I'll be back later with someone else
you've chatted with and I'll kill them
659
01:04:39,730 --> 01:04:42,070
Maybe that reporter you always do it on
YouTube.
660
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,020
Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.
661
01:05:54,339 --> 01:05:56,680
I was just about to say the same to you.
662
01:07:24,430 --> 01:07:28,890
If you are just one picometer off, you
will have a black hole where Earth used
663
01:07:28,890 --> 01:07:33,450
to be. And every time you enter or exit,
you risk tearing a hole in the fabric
664
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:34,450
of reality.
665
01:07:34,610 --> 01:07:35,610
You're kidding.
666
01:07:35,990 --> 01:07:38,730
It's the type of reckless science Lex
Luthor specializes in.
667
01:07:39,230 --> 01:07:40,270
What are they doing?
668
01:07:40,910 --> 01:07:42,030
They're trying to hack it.
669
01:07:42,970 --> 01:07:44,650
So I guess you decided to help.
670
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:48,130
Only because of the piss -off Green
Lantern.
671
01:08:16,770 --> 01:08:18,529
You can get to my son, right?
672
01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:00,290
I don't know.
673
01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:05,370
I don't... I don't see the sun.
674
01:09:05,890 --> 01:09:06,890
What sun?
675
01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:10,189
There's no sun here. That's the problem.
I need to heal.
676
01:09:11,490 --> 01:09:13,450
I get my powers from the yellow sun.
677
01:09:13,790 --> 01:09:15,850
Just give me a second.
678
01:09:55,380 --> 01:09:56,380
Repel? Repel?
679
01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:59,740
Where am I going to get the gear to
repel into a pocket universe?
680
01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,800
I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your
circles or something.
681
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,240
Circles? What?
682
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:05,339
T -Series.
683
01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:07,340
Okay. They're three -dimensional.
Circles reflect.
684
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,000
Sorry.
685
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,540
Unbelievable.
686
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:16,700
This place is filthy with black hole
vortexes, and that anti -proton river
687
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:19,320
tear us apart in seconds. We cannot go
in ourselves.
688
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:24,400
I can't make a son.
689
01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:26,199
I know.
690
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,060
I can only make something kind of like a
son.
691
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,000
What? I'm... Okay.
692
01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:36,700
He's got hydrogen and deuterium.
693
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:38,660
And I'm not healing him.
694
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,740
And... What are you doing?
695
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,340
Hey! Hey! No, no, stop!
696
01:10:43,220 --> 01:10:46,440
Enough! You're gonna get all of us in
trouble! What are you doing? Stop that!
697
01:10:57,740 --> 01:10:58,740
Thank you.
698
01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:49,970
You take him.
699
01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:51,730
I can't carry him when I take forms.
700
01:12:01,810 --> 01:12:02,810
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
701
01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:11,110
What do you see?
702
01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:12,430
Did you find him?
703
01:12:12,830 --> 01:12:13,830
Oh, my God.
704
01:12:14,350 --> 01:12:15,410
What is that?
705
01:12:15,650 --> 01:12:16,670
Torrents have been open too long.
706
01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:18,640
I can't stand here much longer.
707
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:22,940
Oh, look at that.
708
01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:24,420
I'm fine.
709
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,700
I think we need to get to those portals
up there.
710
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,940
Right. How do we work them?
711
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,580
I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
712
01:13:19,150 --> 01:13:20,150
Everyone's going to pass it.
713
01:13:49,390 --> 01:13:50,390
Just to find out.
714
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:39,160
It was so weird.
715
01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:43,060
Do you have them?
716
01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:47,940
Them? Superman, mean dog in a cape, a
weird baby in a squibble man.
717
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,120
What?
718
01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:52,860
Terrific.
719
01:16:48,390 --> 01:16:51,330
There's more people being held prisoner
in there.
720
01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:52,850
We gotta go get him.
721
01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:55,070
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not through here. You
can't.
722
01:16:55,490 --> 01:16:56,670
Not with you like this.
723
01:16:57,510 --> 01:16:58,510
What the?
724
01:16:59,270 --> 01:17:00,390
It's kryptonite poisoning.
725
01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:03,650
He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.
726
01:17:04,090 --> 01:17:05,270
Get himself placed safe.
727
01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:06,870
Take the T -craft.
728
01:17:07,130 --> 01:17:09,210
The controls are easy and intuitive.
729
01:17:09,790 --> 01:17:11,930
I need to stay back here and make sure
the portal is secure.
730
01:17:38,470 --> 01:17:39,770
I really need you to... No.
731
01:17:40,450 --> 01:17:41,730
Dog, I really need you to...
732
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:23,600
he had gotten free.
733
01:18:24,020 --> 01:18:29,080
We need to find him.
734
01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:38,120
Eve? Oh, I'm so dumb, dearie. Oh,
735
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:42,560
um... I have everything you need to ruin
Lex forever.
736
01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:43,980
What? Where?
737
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,300
Way up over here.
738
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:08,000
But if I send you this, Jimmy... Uh
-huh.
739
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:13,200
You have to promise me you'll get to
hang this weekend.
740
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,760
Just the two of us.
741
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:25,200
Uh... Okay?
742
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:26,520
Yeah, okay.
743
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:31,360
Uh -huh. How, uh... How long?
744
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,240
A weekend.
745
01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:34,540
A weekend?
746
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,600
No, it's not an imposition. I can tell
you don't really think so.
747
01:20:36,610 --> 01:20:39,970
That ain't, that ain't...
748
01:21:09,730 --> 01:21:11,890
Yes. Mr. Terrific said yes.
749
01:21:13,930 --> 01:21:15,770
Don't mind him, Lois.
750
01:21:16,390 --> 01:21:18,170
He's just a big old mush.
751
01:21:18,930 --> 01:21:21,230
Especially when it comes to chlorine.
752
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:44,480
girl is obsessed with you how do you do
it jimmy look i didn't want to bother
753
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:47,340
you but you told me to call with
anything i got sorry yeah i thought you
754
01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:50,400
she disappeared off the line i don't
know she might have dropped her phone in
755
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:55,680
the toilet she does that a lot well i'm
not really sure that sexy selfies are
756
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:09,330
Your hot ex is a genius.
757
01:22:10,470 --> 01:22:13,250
We have to talk to Perry. I'll be there
as soon as I can, okay?
758
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,050
Sending sexy selfies behind the back of
Lex Luthor?
759
01:22:19,330 --> 01:22:21,550
She has to be the biggest idiot in the
world.
760
01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:24,770
Lex, we just told you the portal was
destroyed!
761
01:22:25,030 --> 01:22:29,030
The dimensional aperture is still there.
We can open remotely so... It is not!
762
01:22:29,530 --> 01:22:33,190
We can close the aperture later by
inputting the coordinates, correct?
763
01:22:33,710 --> 01:22:34,750
Theoretically. Great!
764
01:22:36,590 --> 01:22:39,490
If we can't find him, we'll need to draw
him out.
765
01:22:59,310 --> 01:23:03,710
What's that? That looks like a
dimensional rift into the surrounding
766
01:23:04,050 --> 01:23:05,410
Is there something you think I don't
know?
767
01:23:10,969 --> 01:23:12,630
Oh, you don't say.
768
01:23:13,210 --> 01:23:16,950
Can you stop it? Can I stop it?
769
01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:26,590
This is why you don't create a damn
pocket universe.
770
01:23:27,350 --> 01:23:30,070
There. Superman won't be able to ignore
that.
771
01:23:32,270 --> 01:23:33,910
Now you know where he'll be next.
772
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:17,200
Thought you was out of here.
773
01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:20,380
Hey, Don.
774
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:24,380
Never seen you sleep that long.
775
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:35,360
Last week, me, Paul, Hector, then we
took a drive to
776
01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:38,080
Beer Keith Berea's down in the woods.
777
01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:42,900
Like the one that used to be out by that
old blue bar in Alabama.
778
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:44,440
Do you remember that?
779
01:24:47,099 --> 01:24:49,160
Burrito's still just as good.
780
01:24:54,060 --> 01:24:55,100
That's Lou Anne.
781
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:56,380
She seems better.
782
01:24:57,780 --> 01:25:00,780
Lois. Her name's Lois.
783
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:02,880
Yeah, she's nice.
784
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:07,100
But you don't sing car yourself.
785
01:25:09,460 --> 01:25:13,320
Yeah, well, that message that my parents
sent with me, I had never heard the
786
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:14,320
second half before.
787
01:25:15,060 --> 01:25:21,150
Well... I'd say what you wanted that
message to mean is a whole lot more
788
01:25:21,150 --> 01:25:24,290
you than what anyone meant for it to me.
789
01:25:24,730 --> 01:25:25,770
You don't understand.
790
01:25:29,670 --> 01:25:31,270
I'm not who I thought I was.
791
01:25:36,670 --> 01:25:38,130
They sent me here to hurt people.
792
01:25:39,730 --> 01:25:43,050
Parents aren't for telling their
children who they're supposed to be.
793
01:25:44,650 --> 01:25:50,650
We are here to give you all tools to
help you make fools of yourselves all on
794
01:25:50,650 --> 01:25:51,650
your own.
795
01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:03,290
Your choices, Clark.
796
01:26:03,930 --> 01:26:05,950
Your actions.
797
01:26:41,999 --> 01:26:46,980
And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian
troops gather at the border seemingly
798
01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:49,660
minutes away from invading Jharmapur
once again.
799
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:54,820
Now, nearby villagers are willing and
ready to defend their country despite
800
01:26:54,820 --> 01:26:58,760
exponentially superior firepower of the
well -trained Arabian military.
801
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:05,440
The
802
01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:14,480
villagers
803
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:18,340
cling on to what little hope they have
left as they're surrounded by the
804
01:27:18,340 --> 01:27:19,340
military.
805
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:21,620
Let's go work off of there.
806
01:27:58,060 --> 01:28:02,740
Superman here to stop it this time. The
Jarl Purians don't have much hope.
807
01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:05,800
I cleaned your boots. I'll go get them
for you.
808
01:28:07,780 --> 01:28:10,140
Superman! We need you here in
Metropolis.
809
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:12,260
Now! Time to get to Barabia, Terrific.
810
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:16,280
There won't be a Barabia or a Metropolis
or a planet Earth if you don't get here
811
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,280
soon.
812
01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:22,100
This rift is about to tear into the
city. I can't stop it. I need your help.
813
01:29:27,380 --> 01:29:32,420
He wants to make himself king.
814
01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:33,660
King.
815
01:29:35,020 --> 01:29:36,460
Should we really still be standing here?
816
01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:40,160
Hello? You got that flying saucer deal
up on the roof? Yep.
817
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:41,400
Grant?
818
01:29:41,620 --> 01:29:46,360
Groove? Come on. Grab the board, Jimmy.
How many does it hold? Uh, five or six.
819
01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:47,500
Six. Okay.
820
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,240
Lopar, you too.
821
01:29:50,580 --> 01:29:52,600
Why the hell Lex want half of this?
822
01:29:53,180 --> 01:29:56,520
Cultist acolytes believe it's going to
create a technologically advanced
823
01:29:56,800 --> 01:30:00,780
Utopia? It's a profit factor as well. I
mean, the petroleum deposits alone are
824
01:30:00,780 --> 01:30:02,100
worth multiples of this investment.
825
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:05,340
Whatever his motives are, you know, he
did everything he could to ruin
826
01:30:05,340 --> 01:30:06,340
Superman's reputation.
827
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,580
Steve's photos show he was behind the
whole Hammer of Moravia scam.
828
01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:12,820
And all the bots stirring up anti
-Superman sentiment online.
829
01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:17,480
Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also
behind the spreading rift between
830
01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:21,000
out there. All of it seems to be geared
towards stopping Superman from standing
831
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,560
in the way of the Moravian invasion,
Chief.
832
01:30:22,980 --> 01:30:25,500
Call me Perry, kid. Post the story.
Fast.
833
01:30:53,290 --> 01:30:55,510
with Caribbean dictator, Vasile Berko.
834
01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:44,120
Hold on a minute then.
835
01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,040
the hack.
836
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:46,600
Go away. Ron, focus on those mirrors. On
the alien now. Step apart.
837
01:34:44,780 --> 01:34:45,880
lungs and killed something.
838
01:35:29,070 --> 01:35:31,190
Can't she hold her breath for over an
hour?
839
01:35:31,550 --> 01:35:32,870
Not without air and vomit.
840
01:35:33,370 --> 01:35:36,870
She'll be dead in a minute. The nanites
are suppressing enough the nerve. Like
841
01:35:36,870 --> 01:35:39,350
any provision, she'll be completely
neutered. Lung free.
842
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:46,000
Rick sent to get the Xanax? Doesn't
matter if he gets it off his face. The
843
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,000
is filling his lungs.
844
01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:48,880
Engineer, Ultraman, keep up.
845
01:36:49,480 --> 01:36:50,480
We're trying!
846
01:36:54,820 --> 01:36:57,260
We're going to pay another one. Yeah,
don't stay down there. Hurry!
847
01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:19,440
I'll stop it here any minute.
848
01:38:31,980 --> 01:38:32,980
the hole.
849
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:34,640
Infrared peak.
850
01:38:41,940 --> 01:38:42,940
Switch to night vision.
851
01:39:17,610 --> 01:39:18,610
But she's unconscious.
852
01:39:18,950 --> 01:39:20,030
Call in the raptors.
853
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:50,800
That's right.
854
01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:53,400
Cloning you was relatively simple.
855
01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:57,580
All it took was combing the aftermath of
your battles until I located a strand
856
01:39:57,580 --> 01:39:58,580
of your hair.
857
01:39:58,620 --> 01:40:00,000
That's how you got into the fortress.
858
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:02,440
Your head might be in A.
859
01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:07,040
Yes, but as is often the case with
cloning, the match was imperfect.
860
01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:13,160
He might be even stupider than you, if
that's possible, but easier to control.
861
01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:42,740
No matter what you do to me, Luther,
your plans in Moravia won't work. Oh,
862
01:41:42,740 --> 01:41:44,560
really? Why that?
863
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:46,920
Because I called in for print.
864
01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:48,540
Mr. Luther,
865
01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:51,580
there is an anomaly at the border.
866
01:42:04,380 --> 01:42:05,380
Sorry, kid.
867
01:42:05,880 --> 01:42:07,280
Your man couldn't make it.
868
01:42:08,590 --> 01:42:09,590
You got an upgrade.
869
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:42,320
Hold on, check it. Hold on, check it.
870
01:43:31,550 --> 01:43:37,790
I'm not killing you so the Barabian
military
871
01:43:37,790 --> 01:43:39,450
conflict can proceed.
872
01:43:39,950 --> 01:43:46,170
I created the Barabian military conflict
so I'd have an excuse
873
01:43:46,170 --> 01:43:48,190
to kill you.
874
01:43:48,610 --> 01:43:53,590
Once you involved yourself, I knew I
could easily get our government support
875
01:43:53,590 --> 01:43:54,590
qualifying you.
876
01:43:54,630 --> 01:43:58,830
Why? Because you're destroying us!
877
01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:23,500
You're driven by him, Luther.
878
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:25,180
He couldn't be more obvious.
879
01:44:25,480 --> 01:44:27,380
No shit. I'm not dead.
880
01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:30,880
I'm aware envy consumes my every waking
moment.
881
01:44:31,220 --> 01:44:32,220
13L.
882
01:44:34,520 --> 01:44:39,440
I know when they mention Galileo or
Einstein or one of these other twits in
883
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:43,220
same breath as me, I feel a tide of
vomit burn the back of my throat. But at
884
01:44:43,220 --> 01:44:47,520
least Galileo did something. He wasn't
some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this
885
01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:53,200
planet just to have the world thawed
over him because his strength
886
01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,740
how weak we all really are.
887
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:07,340
So my envy is a calling. It is the sole
hope for humanity because it
888
01:45:07,340 --> 01:45:10,680
is what has driven me to annihilate you.
889
01:46:01,610 --> 01:46:02,610
him through those.
890
01:46:02,910 --> 01:46:03,910
Tell him what to do.
891
01:46:12,330 --> 01:46:15,490
Crypto, get the toy.
892
01:47:19,340 --> 01:47:20,340
Doctors have arrived.
893
01:48:46,830 --> 01:48:48,190
I reached Big Rewind in a minute.
894
01:48:48,690 --> 01:48:49,830
There are people there.
895
01:48:57,470 --> 01:48:58,449
Let's go.
896
01:48:58,450 --> 01:48:59,450
What?
897
01:49:07,970 --> 01:49:10,590
I'm closing the freaking bridge. No,
they chose him.
898
01:49:10,810 --> 01:49:11,930
Let them die.
899
01:49:12,170 --> 01:49:15,490
We'll close it from the bunker before it
gets to the city I care about.
900
01:49:43,020 --> 01:49:44,020
Wolf Rip is in here.
901
01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:46,260
I can help. I don't need your help.
902
01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:49,120
Goddamn, this is terrific.
903
01:49:50,440 --> 01:49:52,680
You piece of shit.
904
01:49:52,940 --> 01:49:53,940
Alien!
905
01:49:54,680 --> 01:49:57,260
That is where you've always been wrong
about me, Lex.
906
01:49:58,380 --> 01:49:59,740
I'm as human as anyone.
907
01:50:00,100 --> 01:50:05,600
I love, I get scared, I wake up every
morning and despite not knowing what to
908
01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:09,440
do, I put one foot in front of the other
and I try to make the best choices I
909
01:50:09,440 --> 01:50:11,380
can. I screw up all the time.
910
01:50:11,930 --> 01:50:13,590
But that is being human.
911
01:50:14,750 --> 01:50:16,530
And that's my greatest strength.
912
01:50:18,690 --> 01:50:23,790
And if someday, I hope, for the sake of
the world, you understand that it's
913
01:50:23,790 --> 01:50:24,608
yours too.
914
01:50:24,610 --> 01:50:26,650
Oh, that's beautiful.
915
01:50:27,130 --> 01:50:32,390
But none of this matters, you
patronizing clown. The government gave
916
01:50:32,390 --> 01:50:33,870
authority to kill you.
917
01:50:34,150 --> 01:50:36,230
If not today, then...
918
01:51:36,910 --> 01:51:41,050
Well, this just in, an absolute
bombshell from the daily planet.
919
01:51:41,050 --> 01:51:45,690
Luthor aligning himself with a foreign
entity, believe it or not. Luthor has
920
01:51:45,690 --> 01:51:49,290
been giving them billions and billions
of dollars worth of free weapons. Lex
921
01:51:49,290 --> 01:51:53,470
Luthor has been working covertly with
Batil Gurkos and the Barabian government
922
01:51:53,470 --> 01:51:56,130
to overthrow the country of Jarhan Ford.
923
01:51:56,450 --> 01:52:00,210
Luthor has been giving them billions and
billions of dollars worth of free
924
01:52:00,210 --> 01:52:03,130
weapons. Little did we know he was a
traitor.
925
01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:21,760
we all owe him an enormous apology he is
of course the hero
926
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:23,200
we always thought he was
927
01:53:09,130 --> 01:53:12,910
I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug
is what you all represent, the Justice
928
01:53:12,910 --> 01:53:14,630
Gang. Justice Gang?
929
01:53:15,810 --> 01:53:16,810
That's a cool name.
930
01:53:18,130 --> 01:53:19,130
You're in.
931
01:53:26,410 --> 01:53:28,970
Glad you're not concerned about the
Medicains, Rick.
932
01:53:29,570 --> 01:53:31,710
Because now they're the ones making the
rules.
933
01:54:57,200 --> 01:55:01,780
i might give you an interview i could
fill you in on all the behind the scenes
934
01:55:01,780 --> 01:55:07,300
sure i think that would be great
935
01:55:07,300 --> 01:55:12,800
um how about over here for an interview
936
01:55:50,730 --> 01:55:51,730
I love you too.
937
01:56:19,370 --> 01:56:20,630
How long have they been hooking up?
938
01:56:20,890 --> 01:56:22,030
About three months, I think.
939
01:56:27,230 --> 01:56:28,790
Got this place cleaned up pretty good.
940
01:56:29,690 --> 01:56:30,990
Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too.
941
01:56:31,550 --> 01:56:32,550
You think so?
942
01:56:32,590 --> 01:56:34,570
Yeah. I think it gives you character.
943
01:56:35,710 --> 01:56:37,430
Maybe one day you'll give me a name.
944
01:56:38,210 --> 01:56:40,390
Well, four is a name.
945
01:56:40,990 --> 01:56:41,990
So scary.
946
01:56:47,370 --> 01:56:48,810
Sir, I think your cousin has returned.
947
01:56:51,690 --> 01:56:52,690
Yeah.
948
01:56:52,950 --> 01:56:55,130
What the hell, dude?
949
01:56:56,370 --> 01:56:57,690
Why did you move the door?
950
01:56:58,210 --> 01:57:00,610
I didn't move the door. Where is my dog?
951
01:57:08,170 --> 01:57:10,510
Okay, well, this is why he has pain
issues.
952
01:57:10,990 --> 01:57:16,490
It's not healthy, is it?
953
01:57:33,870 --> 01:57:35,470
He likes to go on parties on other
planets.
954
01:57:36,270 --> 01:57:37,350
Planets with red sun.
955
01:57:37,590 --> 01:57:41,950
Oh. Because of our metabolism, he can't
get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.
956
01:57:42,250 --> 01:57:46,710
If I had any emotional capacity
whatsoever, I'd be concerned about the
957
01:57:47,010 --> 01:57:48,010
Yeah.
958
01:57:48,330 --> 01:57:51,230
Superman, would you like to see the
footage of your parents?
959
01:57:51,550 --> 01:57:53,090
He finds it soothing.
960
01:57:53,490 --> 01:57:55,910
Oh. Yeah, Gary. That's nice.
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