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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:56,680 No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. We have no consciousness 2 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,120 whatsoever. Merely automatons here to serve. 3 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:01,720 Nick 12. 4 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:03,180 She's news. 5 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:09,880 He looked at me. I put your parents' message on to soothe you. 6 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:10,999 Thank you. 7 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,660 He finds it soothing. 8 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:37,040 The message was damaged to transit from Krypton to Earth. 9 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,740 But what is there? 10 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,640 We love you more than heaven or sun. 11 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:45,130 We love you more than land. 12 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:49,070 Our beloved home will soon be gone forever. 13 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:54,010 But hope vitalizes our heart. And that moment is you, Kal -El. 14 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:59,910 We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good. 15 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,390 And live out good times. 16 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,530 That place is Earth. 17 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,970 I'm the rest of the negligent lost. 18 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:12,570 Damage to bladder, kidney. 19 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:13,999 Large intestine. 20 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,280 Lungs. Our poor stupid son. 21 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:20,740 With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll have him up and at him in no time. 22 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,390 You're here. I can't see where. 23 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:52,330 Well, keep looking. 24 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:03,610 Sir, 25 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:09,030 you are only 3 % restored to health. You must rest. 26 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:13,550 No can do, 4. I gotta get back to the fray. But this hammer fellow just beat 27 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:14,550 at full power. 28 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:28,340 Crypto! What the hey, dude? I thought you destroyed the whole Superman robot. 29 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:31,700 thought I told you to keep an eye on him. We feed the canine, but he is 30 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,680 Man who realizes we are not flesh and blood and couldn't in our heart of 31 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,520 care less whether he lives or dies. 32 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:39,860 Stop, Crypto, feed him. 33 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,180 Ow, ow, ow, ow, stop. 34 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,500 Crypto, ow. 35 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,680 He's back. You're five o 'clock. 36 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:18,600 12 -10. 37 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,900 18 -8. 38 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,960 34 -B. 39 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,900 before he makes it. He does? 40 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,000 That ain't him for years. 41 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:18,320 He's developed over 2 ,500 fight moves for this situation. 42 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,440 Superman! 43 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,220 Bravo. You got him. 44 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,300 Belit Ali. 45 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,600 A local. 46 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,580 Max, we have the engineer. 47 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,480 The target has led us to the ice castle. 48 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,680 The rumors are true. I don't know how he's helped. He must have been spotted. 49 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:58,440 comes two to one your 50 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:04,960 pride 51 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,060 won't be making our choices today 52 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,920 Tell him what we need to do. 53 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:20,460 Wrap it up. The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the hammer 54 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,460 Arabia. 55 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,400 Hey, Mike. 56 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:28,320 Once I get you free, when you save the women from being hit by a taxi, are you 57 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,039 all right? 58 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,360 No, you've got to get out of here. 59 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,520 You've said it so many times. 60 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,760 Now it's our turn. 61 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:43,790 Maybe shouldn't have done that thing in jar hand for Superman. 62 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,610 dictate international policy is outrageous. 63 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:46,510 You're late again, Kent. 64 00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:47,710 Sorry, Perry. 65 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,750 Hey, loser. 66 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,090 Hey, Steve. 67 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:53,550 Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent? 68 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:57,990 How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this, Lamar? In sports 69 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,750 writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier. 70 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:02,750 Hey, Ma. 71 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:23,460 Thanks, 72 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,120 Kat. You read this, Grant? 73 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,120 I thought it was great, Clark. 74 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:30,920 Great? 75 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,260 Why do we not want to keep you? 76 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:41,420 But, uh, why don't you say congrats and tell me what that's about you, Clark? 77 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,600 Okay, I gotta go. I gotta run. 78 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,040 Yep, okay, love you. 79 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:57,540 So this guy just flew into Midtown and started attacking people, demanding for 80 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:00,380 Superman to show up? Yeah, it's all there in my article. 81 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,560 I don't actually have to make it through your writing, Clark. Knowledge is worth 82 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,560 many sacrifices. 83 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,900 That isn't one of them. 84 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,320 Ha ha ha, very funny, Willis. 85 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,540 22 people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage. It does make 86 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:14,540 wonder. Wonder what? 87 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,080 As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely think through the 88 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,440 ramification for the Brady thing. 89 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,390 Well, this guy's even from Bravia. 90 00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:25,170 What do you mean? His name is the Hammer of Bravia. Yeah, I doubt his parents 91 00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:29,010 named him that, Jimmy. We have no clue what his actual goal was here. I think 92 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,830 it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ass. He didn't completely 93 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,690 kick Superman's ass. Pretty thorough. 94 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:40,650 Show me! You show me what ties there are between Boravio and this hammer! 95 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:44,730 Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the hammer might be faking a Bravian 96 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:48,010 accident. Superman said that? Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards. 97 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,230 Great guy. 98 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,270 What you're 99 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:14,190 looking at, my friends, is 100 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:17,470 the most powerful being on planet Earth. 101 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:19,750 Ultraman. 102 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,140 You created this man. 103 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,820 Check this out. The engineer. 104 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:29,460 The former special operative whose blood I infused with microscopic machines 105 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:34,220 called nanites, which she can pour into anything she can imagine. 106 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:38,660 And of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Rattlers. 107 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:43,940 Altogether, they're an unstoppable force we call Planet One. 108 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:48,580 More than capable of containing any other worldly threat. 109 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:56,470 So you want the Defense Department to hire your metahumans to take down the 110 00:15:56,470 --> 00:16:01,390 Kryptonians? After Superman acted with violence against our Arabian allies, I 111 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,390 think it'd be worth considering. 112 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:03,570 Big Blue stopped the war. 113 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:08,150 Naive, maybe, but well -intentioned. Well, I don't know the intentions of an 114 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:13,070 unintended fire hose, General Flagg. I just do what I can not to be splashed. 115 00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:14,109 Mr. Luther. 116 00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,810 The disarming Director Crawley. 117 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:20,770 The country of Boravia has purchased over $80 billion worth of arms from 118 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,590 Mithicorp in the past two years. 119 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:26,650 And? And no one would profit more from a war with Boravia and John Ford than 120 00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:30,590 you. A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way might not be bad 121 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,750 business. Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying. 122 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:38,070 And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed with the 123 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:42,010 running wild. So we're going to lock up all metahumans now. The other metahumans 124 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:44,830 aren't going off half -cock, interfering in foreign affairs. 125 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,660 They don't have, and I have proof of this, a hidden headquarters in 126 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:55,440 that violates 12 international treaties, and they aren't aliens. 127 00:16:56,060 --> 00:17:01,540 Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason for Planet Watch to at least 128 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,160 the Kryptonian in for questioning? 129 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:08,339 Admittedly, I'm not comfortable with a being from another planet as dangerous 130 00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:09,359 him on the loose. 131 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,619 But the optics? 132 00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:12,179 Superman is popular. 133 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,720 Less so every day, according to Chatter Online. 134 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,540 Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him. I assure you, 135 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,800 Secretary, we can contain him. Yeah, they got this stuff. 136 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,819 What's this kryptonite stuff called? 137 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,440 It's called kryptonite foam. It kills him, right? 138 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,920 As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet. I have a workaround 139 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,940 for that. Well, it doesn't matter, Lutz. 140 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,760 Because without solid proof of malicious intent, it's just not worth the risk. 141 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,760 What are you doing here? 142 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:21,560 Three months ago, we had our first date. And so to celebrate, I am making you 143 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,560 your favorite. 144 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,520 Breakfast for dinner. That's your favorite. 145 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,380 You love breakfast. 146 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner. 147 00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,470 That's very funny, Beth. 148 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:54,430 What? Hilarious. A little back and forth we had going. 149 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,630 You're giving me guff for my article? 150 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,330 Jimmy was eating it up. 151 00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:00,610 I wasn't acting, Clark. 152 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:04,610 If you keep interviewing yourself, eventually people are going to figure it 153 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,070 With the glasses? 154 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,690 They won't fool everyone forever. 155 00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:15,230 And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic. I mean, you 156 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:16,490 know the questions in advance. 157 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,010 Okay, so like you interviewed me. 158 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,040 I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that. Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. I can 159 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,520 handle any question that comes my way. 160 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,520 Are you being serious right now? 161 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,260 Yeah. 162 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,720 You've let me interview you as Superman. 163 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,700 Sure. 164 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,960 How about now? 165 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:45,080 Um... Ready? 166 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,000 Do it, Cronkite. 167 00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:56,370 Recently, you've come under a lot of fire. A lot of fire. It's a lot. 168 00:19:56,830 --> 00:20:00,010 Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was going to look into your actions in 169 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,010 Arabia. 170 00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:02,150 That's funny? 171 00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:06,930 It's not funny, funny. It's just, I mean, come on. My actions? 172 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,150 I stopped a war. 173 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,710 Maybe. Not maybe. I did. 174 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,030 Okay. How? 175 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:17,650 Well, Arabia invaded Jarhanpur, and I showed up and told them that wasn't 176 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:21,330 And? And smashed some tanks and things, and... 177 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,480 A couple of planes and some other stuff. 178 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,640 There were no casualties and no significant injuries. 179 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:30,300 Did you interact at all with the president of Bravia, Vasil Gurkov? 180 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,840 A very small amount. 181 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,240 What's a very small amount? 182 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,200 That was between us. 183 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,300 This is all on the record. 184 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,540 Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us. 185 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:46,400 Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it. 186 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,620 Really? Really. 187 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,680 After I... 188 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 No, 189 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,760 not torture. It's spikes for, like, not even that big. 190 00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:18,950 I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhan Bergen, he'll have to personally 191 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,530 answer to me. What did you mean by that? 192 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:24,630 That if such events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion, that's 193 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,250 all. More serious than tearing up his back on a captain? You're close to going 194 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,750 to kill people. You seem to keep forgetting that. In effect, you 195 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,030 entered a country, inserting yourself in the middle of an incredibly heated 196 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,830 geopolitical crisis. Hold on a second. Siding with a nation, Jarhan. 197 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,550 which historically has not been a friend. Jarhansbury has changed. 198 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:44,470 Against a nation that's technically our ally and then threatened to murder their 199 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,510 head of state. First of all, whether or not Jarhansbury is an imperfect country 200 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:50,050 does not give another nation the right to invade it. Yes, but the Barabian 201 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:53,490 government maintains they're freeing the Jarhansburians from a tyrannical 202 00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:58,110 regime. Yes, but you know that's very silly. I do? The Barabian government of 203 00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:02,530 all people is saying this? Come on. This is on the record, Superman. No, no. 204 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:05,970 Now, see, now you're being dishonest, Lois. I'm being dishonest. 205 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,700 Because you know as well as I do that the Caribbean government is not well 206 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,680 -informed. I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? 207 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,200 No, I don't. 208 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,400 Can we go on now? 209 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,340 Yeah, fine. 210 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440 Hi. 211 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,620 You think this is going well? I think this is going well. 212 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:30,980 I think I'm doing a good job. 213 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:36,600 Hey, Brian, did you consult with the president before entering the Caribbean 214 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,600 airspace? 215 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,920 No. The Secretary of Defense? No. Or any U .S. official before you took matters 216 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,280 into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this 217 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,280 delicate situation? 218 00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:49,480 His goons were going to kill people. 219 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:53,600 Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United 220 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:59,640 States. I wasn't representing anybody. It's a war that lasted between 12 and 24 221 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,740 hours and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another. Is that 222 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:07,380 how you feel? I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but... 223 00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:09,260 I question it. 224 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,880 Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off the beating. 225 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,760 Consider the consequences. People were going to die! 226 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,800 Okay, 227 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,680 I'd like to change the subject, if I could. 228 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,880 Okay. You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately. 229 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,140 I don't read that stuff. 230 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,900 Superman doesn't have time for selfies. 231 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:39,530 Third person? 232 00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:42,930 You're referring to yourself in third person now? No, it's just a thing I came 233 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:44,970 up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview. 234 00:23:45,230 --> 00:23:46,250 This is on the record, Superman. 235 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,270 Okay, well, not the part where I said that. Yes, that part. No, that part was 236 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:54,110 aside. That was off the record. You have to say off the record beforehand, not 237 00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:55,970 after. Why are you being like this? 238 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:59,250 Fine, I won't write that you spend your spare time trying to think up 239 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,890 soundbites, which are terrible, by the way. 240 00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:02,389 Social media. 241 00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:04,390 Yes. As you may know, or... 242 00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:08,150 Maybe you don't, since you claim not to read any of that stuff. Very seldomly. 243 00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:11,030 Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset. 244 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:15,330 Okay, well, you can't use that. People on social media are suspicious because 245 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,970 you are an alien, yes? 246 00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:21,530 Yes. I've been very honest about that from the beginning. 247 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:24,130 I come from a planet called Krypton. 248 00:24:24,350 --> 00:24:26,310 Okay. Which is gone now, by the way. 249 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:30,610 Destroyed. Along with all of my history, my parents. 250 00:24:31,130 --> 00:24:34,950 They sent me here as a baby to save my life. Here? Where? I'm not going to say 251 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:35,990 that. You know I'm not going to say that. 252 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:39,830 Okay. 253 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,630 What do you know about these biological parents of yours? 254 00:24:46,270 --> 00:24:51,910 Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a 255 00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:52,910 better place. 256 00:24:53,170 --> 00:24:54,170 They said that? 257 00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:55,290 They did. 258 00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:57,850 They sent a message along with me. 259 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,380 That message is why I do what I do. I cherish it more than anything. 260 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,320 Because you understand, now there are an awful lot of people out there 261 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,320 maintaining you're here for more nefarious purposes. 262 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:17,300 Hashtag super spy, hashtag super shit. Super shit? Come on, Lois, you know that 263 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:20,100 one specifically irritates me. It's on the record, Clark. 264 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,600 I didn't make it up. It's what people on the internet are saying. 265 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:24,940 I'm gonna go. 266 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,860 Really? Yeah. Come on, Clark, don't do this. 267 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,240 I'm not doing anything. 268 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:33,860 No? No, that's not you? Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview? 269 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,180 I'm not walking out of an interview. I'm just late. No, this is what you do 270 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,440 every time you're faced with conflict. You get mad. You pout. I'm not mad. 271 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,080 Nothing is wrong. 272 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,280 Look, I gave you a nice long interview. 273 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,460 Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. Oh, you can find your imaginary 274 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,460 interviews with yourself? That's the thing you can do? 275 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,700 You've got a lot of good stuff. 276 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:54,420 Some stuff you can't use. I am well aware. 277 00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:56,920 It never works. 278 00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,540 What does that mean? 279 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:04,220 Lois? 280 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:06,660 What does that mean? 281 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,700 Nothing. I just told you I wasn't good at relationships. 282 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000 He was right ahead. 283 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,340 But how are we going to gain access? 284 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,600 Oh, gee, a little bit. 285 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,040 I apologize, but this is a restricted area. 286 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:48,940 Wait. 287 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:53,010 of what we came for. 288 00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:57,530 Hopefully there's something on here we can use to convince the general Superman 289 00:28:57,530 --> 00:28:59,130 requires immediate action. 290 00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:03,110 I can't stand a better human, but he's so much worse. 291 00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:05,550 Superman. 292 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:09,110 He's not a man. He's an it. 293 00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:13,790 A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit that somehow become the focal 294 00:29:13,790 --> 00:29:15,550 point of the entire world's conversation. 295 00:29:17,770 --> 00:29:19,450 Nothing's felt right since he showed up. 296 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:21,270 I know, man. 297 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:25,160 I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of this. 298 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:27,220 Can you get in? 299 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:33,780 It's going to take a while. 300 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,500 What if they could turn yourselves up? Don't worry. 301 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,480 We're not creating a distraction. 302 00:30:27,739 --> 00:30:29,280 It's damaged, but there's more. 303 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,360 I can recover the rest. 304 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,060 Hey, you got us? 305 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,000 Quiet! Let her out! 306 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,600 It's an awfully small distraction. 307 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,680 Do that again, baby. 308 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,870 about seven feet tall, but it has apparently 309 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:32,740 Deep, slow breaths, ma 'am. 310 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,080 You're going to be fine. 311 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,480 Everybody, clear the area! 312 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,060 Hey, that was nonsense. 313 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:55,660 You know what I mean? 314 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,660 You can afford that. 315 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:06,240 The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene. That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, 316 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,860 Mr. Terrific. They're funded by the Lortec Corporation. 317 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:10,340 Get out! 318 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,480 I've been trying to figure out a way to get it out of here alive. 319 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,640 Get it someplace where we can study it. 320 00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:02,190 How's it going with that guy you were seeing? 321 00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:04,990 You were saying you weren't sure about him? 322 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,250 Yeah. 323 00:37:07,390 --> 00:37:08,390 Well, 324 00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,090 range. 325 00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:19,770 How'd you stay far around, huh? 326 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:25,750 I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or at 327 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:28,830 euthanize it less painfully. Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss. 328 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,590 Why is nobody clapping? 329 00:37:57,190 --> 00:37:59,090 This has to be Biette. 330 00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:11,140 The world's top linguists have confirmed the translation, and 30 of the top 331 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:15,060 forensic computer techs have confirmed the validity of the footage itself. 332 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,640 Any change to their mistake? 333 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,000 Unfortunately, no. 334 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:20,920 You have the footage yet? 335 00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:22,180 Just take a look. 336 00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:27,980 We love you more than heaven, our son. We love you more than land. 337 00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:31,760 Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever. 338 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,020 But hope vitalizes our heart, and that hope... 339 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,440 We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good and let 340 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,500 out Krypton's truth. 341 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,680 I don't get it. What's bad about that? 342 00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:53,060 The people there are simple. 343 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:30,780 What about all the kind acts Superman has performed over the years? 344 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,580 Saving countless lives. 345 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,660 No. He's grooming us. 346 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:41,690 lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance, forging a 347 00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:45,070 path for his superpowered descendants to rule the earth. 348 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:49,450 I will not accept that. 349 00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:51,070 Will you? 350 00:39:56,050 --> 00:39:59,670 I'm scared. 351 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:02,150 I will admit that. I am scared. 352 00:40:02,390 --> 00:40:08,590 Because who knows how large His secret care is already. 353 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,580 No, Guy, of course I don't have a hero. Any of that message is even remotely 354 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:49,200 true. Instead, you are exactly the kind of alien threat I was commandeered by 355 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,220 the Green Lantern Corps to project this planet against. 356 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:52,660 Back off, Guy. 357 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,080 Make a move, Big Blue. 358 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:58,720 Guy, for laughs. 359 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,720 Was the message real or not? 360 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,600 The first half was real. 361 00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:09,560 The second half was damaged in this trip from Krypton to Earth. 362 00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:11,430 It's got to be Dodgers. No way, Clark. 363 00:41:12,130 --> 00:41:15,030 I know this can feel for answers, guys. They're not going to say it's legit 364 00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:17,130 unless they are sure. 365 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,470 I'm so sorry, man. 366 00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:21,650 But there's no way that message is fake. 367 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:23,730 Well, I think it's a good stuff. 368 00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:43,170 for questioning? We're talking with the president and we are reviewing our 369 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:48,190 options now. Now I'm sure that I have to go. You buying this? I don't put 370 00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:49,490 anything past Luthor, Rick. 371 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:51,810 But the message is authentic. 372 00:41:52,550 --> 00:41:56,430 If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act. 373 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:11,880 Don't call me cheap. I'm getting on my job. It's no wonder Kryptonian 374 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,640 with Boravia's interests. 375 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:21,600 Boravia wants to save the people of Jahanpur, and Superman wants to keep 376 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,600 them in shape. 377 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:31,440 As though, from what I hear, he finds Boravian women 378 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,300 the most physically attractive. 379 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,040 and wants to add them to his secret area. 380 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,700 Thank you! 381 00:43:42,350 --> 00:43:44,510 We'll celebrate until the alien is off the board. 382 00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:49,050 Oh, here. Brought you a donut from Doe's Holes. New shop in Park Bridge, at all 383 00:43:49,050 --> 00:43:50,870 places. A fake message. 384 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:52,870 A stroke of genius. 385 00:43:53,210 --> 00:43:54,129 Not fake. 386 00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:55,370 He appeared to kill us. 387 00:43:55,610 --> 00:43:59,650 I knew it. At Superman's fortress, I hope to get the knowledge to help 388 00:43:59,650 --> 00:44:02,870 him. Little did I know, his own parents would be providing him. 389 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,650 Oh, my boy. Right? Yeah. 390 00:44:05,990 --> 00:44:08,270 Been thinking of opening one in my path of Garhampork. 391 00:44:15,830 --> 00:44:17,670 Four. Four. 392 00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:18,990 What happened? 393 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:22,370 I tried to protect Superman. 394 00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:29,350 How did Lucifer get in here? 395 00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:30,810 And get in my DNA? 396 00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:34,210 Must protect Superman. 397 00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:36,910 Four. 398 00:44:38,290 --> 00:44:40,970 I'm suffering for a friend. 399 00:44:58,730 --> 00:44:59,730 Crypto? Crypto? 400 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:06,310 Well, yeah, that's pretty good. 401 00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:10,150 I tried to stop him. 402 00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:11,610 It's fine. I'm not Superman. 403 00:45:11,870 --> 00:45:13,670 We finally meet. Would you like a coffee? 404 00:45:13,890 --> 00:45:14,890 Where's the dog? 405 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:19,290 Dog? The dog, loser! You took the dog! That's right. You get all of this. 406 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,280 I have no clue what you're talking about. 407 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,460 He bit the dog. 408 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,320 I don't know what dog you're talking about. 409 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:42,800 What did you say? I didn't say anything. 410 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:48,360 You heard what he said. You heard him. He took it. I mean, it seems to me that 411 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,460 the only rabid animal around here is Superman. 412 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,280 Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonians master plan. 413 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,200 He's gone off the deep end. 414 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,319 Thoughts, Chris? 415 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,600 Can't say I'm surprised, Cleveland. 416 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,740 With guys like this, they always get a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. What 417 00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:04,800 do you mean, guys like this? 418 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,600 Vince is better than everybody else. 419 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,040 Makes his declarations against killing people unless it's absolutely necessary. 420 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,800 Really, dude? 421 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:15,680 It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more edgy 422 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,700 than you look like jerks. You know what I mean? 423 00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:23,220 Uh -huh. A lot of these guys, these heroes from the magazines, are obsessed 424 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,140 me. Because I'm more jacked than they are. 425 00:46:26,009 --> 00:46:27,009 It'll do it. 426 00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:32,030 Do you have a dog? 427 00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:36,150 No, not really. It's more of a foster situation. 428 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:44,670 Coco. 429 00:46:51,450 --> 00:46:52,870 You were out there helping them? 430 00:46:57,110 --> 00:47:00,410 Oh, no, that's just some dimensional imp. 431 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:03,230 They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog. 432 00:47:11,850 --> 00:47:16,090 The footage is not what it looks like, Lois. 433 00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:22,410 Okay. The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit, so I only ever 434 00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:23,730 heard the first part of the message. 435 00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:27,650 And I believed that I knew how it ended. 436 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:33,130 That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth and to be a 437 00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:34,130 man. 438 00:47:36,090 --> 00:47:38,190 I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois. 439 00:47:39,110 --> 00:47:40,610 I never thought you were. 440 00:47:41,170 --> 00:47:43,050 Even for a moment, Clark. 441 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,210 Me too. 442 00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:01,910 But we're bound to, though. 443 00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:03,830 We're so different. 444 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:10,170 I was just some punk rock kid from Baker Line, and you're Superman. 445 00:48:10,810 --> 00:48:11,810 I'm punk rock. 446 00:48:12,090 --> 00:48:16,470 You are punk rock. I like the Strangle Fellows and the P .O .D .s and the 447 00:48:16,470 --> 00:48:19,610 Crabjoys. Those are pop radio bands. They're not punk rock. 448 00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:21,690 The Mighty Crabjoys suck. 449 00:48:22,490 --> 00:48:24,270 Okay, well, a lot of people love them. 450 00:48:27,490 --> 00:48:28,750 My point is I... 451 00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:45,460 Maybe that's the real punk rap. 452 00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,080 Lois, what did you mean when you said that you knew this would never work? 453 00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:05,300 I don't know. 454 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,440 I don't. 455 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,340 The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm going to turn myself in. Wait, 456 00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:18,340 what? 457 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:21,300 Why? Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. 458 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,940 I don't know how else to find him. 459 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,180 It's a dog. 460 00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:26,440 Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but... 461 00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:30,690 He's out there alone, and he's probably scared. 462 00:49:48,630 --> 00:49:49,650 I love you, Lois. 463 00:49:51,290 --> 00:49:53,350 I probably should have told you that a long time ago. 464 00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,910 necessary. I'm coming into my own accord. 465 00:50:18,290 --> 00:50:19,810 No one read me my rights. 466 00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:23,750 Of course, the side of those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial 467 00:50:24,110 --> 00:50:26,870 Therefore, at this point, Superman, you don't have any rights to read. 468 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:31,070 The government is very well aware of potential limitations pertaining to you, 469 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:35,170 we've outsourced your confinement and your interrogation to Planet Watch. 470 00:50:35,170 --> 00:50:36,170 Watch. 471 00:50:36,730 --> 00:50:37,990 I'm sorry about this. 472 00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:49,620 and two days. What a pleasure. 473 00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:54,740 Luther, your obsession with me is getting a little creepy. 474 00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:55,859 Don't worry. 475 00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:57,620 Tall, dark, and martian is my type. 476 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:04,740 Kryptonian. Where are we? 477 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,280 Pocket universe. 478 00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:16,020 I replicated the Big Bang with the Lucy Corp Mega Collider, tearing a tiny hole 479 00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:17,760 between the two universal fables. 480 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,800 I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals I've set up around 481 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,799 globe. 482 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:29,360 Rex, the metahuman known as the Element Man, has been called into service for a 483 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,359 specific purpose. 484 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,980 He can metamorphose into any known substance. 485 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,680 Even substances formed this planet. 486 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,500 Life. 487 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:47,380 Good to know. 488 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,820 Once again, Bastille's dirt boats are sending troops to the Jahangirian 489 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,960 Superman's been out of commission less than a day and already Bravia's pulling 490 00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,960 this crap? 491 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,500 Right? What? 492 00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:04,660 Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex Luthor's connected to all this. 493 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:09,300 How's that a mystery? Luthor sells arms to Bravia. Bravia goes to war, Luthor 494 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,920 sells more arms and gets richer than ever. 495 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,720 Nope. No? Uh -uh. 496 00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:19,080 I have a connection at Boda Bank. Boda handles the transactions between Loser 497 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:23,440 Corp and Baravia. Yes, Loser Corp sold them approximately $80 billion worth of 498 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,700 arms, but for those arms, Baravia paid only $1 .625 billion. 499 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,560 So Loser gave the moms for free. 500 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:30,759 For what? 501 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,820 That's the $78 ,375 ,000 ,000 question. 502 00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:36,640 Have you found out where they're holding Superman? 503 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,260 No one in the government will say. 504 00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:42,920 Loser seems to be working to disable Superman just so he can't stop the 505 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,920 of Jar's War. 506 00:53:44,330 --> 00:53:45,330 Why? 507 00:53:45,470 --> 00:53:49,310 That's way too much sugar, Mom. I party like a rock star, choir boy. 508 00:53:49,830 --> 00:53:51,650 Still can't hide the taste of petroleum. 509 00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:53,130 God. 510 00:54:10,370 --> 00:54:12,390 Life -sustaining Superman in a pocket universe. 511 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,638 A what? 512 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,660 I don't know what a pocket universe is, neither does my source. They don't know 513 00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:20,400 anything about anything, really. But for sure, he's in a pocket universe. 514 00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:21,658 Who's your source? 515 00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:23,920 I can't say, but you owe me. 516 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,600 Big time. 517 00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:30,880 Like, I can't even tell you how big. 518 00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:37,300 I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you. Love you. 519 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,580 My monkey bot's here farting outrage 24 -7, thrashing you online. 520 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:15,660 Well, how do you contain a super dog? 521 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,200 You beam the super squirrel into its brain. 522 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,680 Learn what we can. 523 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:27,000 And put the varmint down. 524 00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:29,740 It will undoubtedly be painful. 525 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,820 This is our private correctional institution. 526 00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:41,360 Most elves are rented out to governments who want to keep their incarceration of 527 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,520 political agitators private. 528 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,480 Others have more personal transgressions. 529 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:51,570 Corette wrote a blog about me. There are a few things I hate more than... Teddy 530 00:55:51,570 --> 00:55:52,570 ex -girlfriend. 531 00:55:53,590 --> 00:55:56,750 You wouldn't be telling me any of this. Did we ever plan on letting you out? 532 00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:57,950 Nope. 533 00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:01,330 It'd be terminated already if it was up to me. 534 00:56:01,810 --> 00:56:04,470 But first, the government has some questions they want answered. 535 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:08,250 Rex! 536 00:56:08,370 --> 00:56:09,370 Look who it is. 537 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:20,590 Be sure to keep our guests in check. 538 00:56:21,130 --> 00:56:23,090 Old Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way. 539 00:56:24,450 --> 00:56:26,690 I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need. 540 00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:57,730 here, but Lex has always asked some traffic cameras so he knows where I am. 541 00:56:57,730 --> 00:56:59,330 really don't understand why he's saying that recently. 542 00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:02,450 There's even a point to tell me about all his ex -girlfriends he had in prison 543 00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:03,450 and his fucking universe. 544 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:04,890 What? Right? 545 00:57:05,330 --> 00:57:06,330 How's your mom? 546 00:57:06,350 --> 00:57:07,169 My mom? 547 00:57:07,170 --> 00:57:10,950 Oh, I love her so much. I think of her as my mom, even more than my own mother. 548 00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:15,730 Oh, it feels the same way from the one time that you guys met. Okay. Okay. 549 00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:21,010 There seems to be some sort of connection between Bravia and your 550 00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:22,750 I'm not sure what... 551 00:57:23,359 --> 00:57:24,359 What's wrong? 552 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,880 What's all? 553 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,140 I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy. 554 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,260 I do, but Eve, how can I even really deal with, like, still in the picture? 555 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,180 You're just trying to get information on him. 556 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,680 I swear to God, that's not it. I just know that if I can get some real dirt on 557 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,240 him, then maybe the two of us could be together again? 558 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:47,700 Yeah. 559 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,360 Based on my clothes, it looks like someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the 560 00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:55,380 You have one conventional phone. Who cares? There's other parts of you that 561 00:57:55,380 --> 00:57:56,500 people would find very attractive. 562 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,120 Lex tortured a dog the other day. 563 00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,860 Jason, Christ! 564 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:01,899 I know. 565 00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:02,900 I have to go. 566 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,000 Eve, please see what you can find out. 567 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,780 I'm putting them in my pocket. 568 00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:30,310 Joseph, he's your son? Don't talk to me. 569 00:58:31,530 --> 00:58:32,530 Please. 570 00:58:34,490 --> 00:58:36,530 I need to go and get him. 571 00:58:37,050 --> 00:58:41,650 You can stop with the cryptos. There's no way out of here, okay? There's always 572 00:58:41,650 --> 00:58:42,930 a way. I said don't talk to me! 573 00:58:47,570 --> 00:58:48,650 Don't talk to me! 574 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:01,020 So what do you want me to do? Where's the cleaner? 575 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,960 On the counter where it always is. 576 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:04,920 He's in your group, right? 577 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:07,180 What's it called again? 578 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:08,340 Justice Gang. 579 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,340 No. We're not called that. Your name is Mr. Terrific. You don't get a vote with 580 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,118 a name like that. 581 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,920 I also voted against it. 582 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,720 Yes. And as leader, I get tiebreaker. No, Superman is not officially a member. 583 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,500 Because he don't want him to vote. You know which way that would go. Shut up. 584 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:25,960 He's kidding. So how do you even know Superman anyway? 585 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,760 I just do. 586 00:59:29,310 --> 00:59:30,810 So you know about the hypnoblasts? 587 00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:31,948 Now she does. 588 00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:36,150 Well, I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypnoblasts. They make his 589 00:59:36,150 --> 00:59:39,910 face terrific. How do they work? They make his face look different in your 590 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:43,630 when he wears them, so that you know who he is. Yes, I know this, first of all. 591 00:59:43,650 --> 00:59:46,630 But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I don't know 592 00:59:46,630 --> 00:59:47,630 who he is. 593 00:59:47,810 --> 00:59:49,130 So you know he's Clark Kent? 594 00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:52,130 Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone? 595 00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:55,550 He doesn't. Just us, because we are also of the cloth. 596 00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,010 Of the cloth? 597 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:08,110 to do about what superman is he your friend some friend came here to rule 598 01:00:08,110 --> 01:00:13,410 me it would be difficult to find him i put nano by gps trackers into superman's 599 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:17,650 blood street you can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at fort cramer 600 01:00:17,650 --> 01:00:21,650 a dormant military post across the river by ten miles down even if he was dead 601 01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:25,630 those trackers would still be there so all this leads me to believe as your 602 01:00:25,630 --> 01:00:27,990 article surmised he really is an apocalyptic universe 603 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,000 You put nanobot GPS trackers near a friend's bloodstream? 604 01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:33,220 Oh, I do that to everybody. 605 01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:36,380 So, okay, come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer, then. 606 01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:40,180 The four of us, and find out what's going on. And then do what? 607 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,520 Save him. 608 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,540 You want to bring a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail? 609 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,040 Look, I think that's being done to keep him from interfering with the Boravian 610 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:54,820 invasion. No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern lady. That means I took a vow 611 01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:57,640 get involved in politics. Oh, that's part of that. It's implied. 612 01:00:57,980 --> 01:01:01,500 Yes. An implied vow. Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says 613 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:04,980 it's part of some vow. Oh, I swear to God, I'm two seconds away from forming a 614 01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:07,020 giant hammer and beating a boat today. 615 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:12,600 If soup's here to take over the world, I don't, probably not. But the risk is 616 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,340 just not worth a beef between the U .S. government and the justice game. Not our 617 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:19,020 name makes you sound like cowboys, but I agree with the breath. 618 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:23,340 So you're just going to let your friend rot in a pocket universe? 619 01:01:37,870 --> 01:01:39,190 Cuts should be against your vow. 620 01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:40,450 That what? 621 01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:42,490 That what should be what? 622 01:01:43,230 --> 01:01:44,270 I'll help you now. 623 01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:46,450 348 ticks say otherwise. 624 01:01:52,690 --> 01:01:53,690 Hey. 625 01:01:56,650 --> 01:02:01,910 What? I'm not saying we don't save him, but... I think we can at least check out 626 01:02:01,910 --> 01:02:03,750 what's going on with your boyfriend and sport cream. 627 01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:05,270 He's not. 628 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:07,250 We're just seeing each other. 629 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,620 Thanks. You want me to drive? 630 01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:14,000 We'll take my ride. 631 01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,980 You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door? 632 01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:40,200 I haven't worked on that yet. 633 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,600 I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly. 634 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,320 What? 635 01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:47,860 Jack Clark. 636 01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:49,620 He's not my boyfriend. 637 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:54,400 Yeah, just to be clear, I'm not into people's emotions. 638 01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:55,960 Yeah, no, totally. 639 01:02:56,820 --> 01:02:57,940 I'm just thinking out loud. 640 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,440 I'm just going to break up with him, actually. We have this huge fight, and 641 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,480 told me he loved me, and it just didn't... 642 01:03:38,430 --> 01:03:42,850 Now, the U .S. government has a few questions. 643 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,740 for you. I barely know him. He gave me food one time. 644 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,640 Who are you working with, Your Honor? 645 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,900 I'm not working with anyone, Luther. 646 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,340 Tell him nothing, Superman. 647 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,940 I have no family or nothing. 648 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:59,060 You think my food was a great honor, Superman? 649 01:03:59,340 --> 01:04:00,340 No. 650 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,480 Got lucky on that one. 651 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,480 No, Luther, don't do this. 652 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,000 Let's try another question, don't we, Superman? 653 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,000 Who raised you as a child? 654 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,680 I believe in you, Superman. 655 01:04:23,970 --> 01:04:25,810 I didn't imagine that would go so quickly. 656 01:04:28,590 --> 01:04:29,590 I'm sorry. 657 01:04:32,750 --> 01:04:33,750 Mr. Hanson. 658 01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:38,690 I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with and I'll kill them 659 01:04:39,730 --> 01:04:42,070 Maybe that reporter you always do it on YouTube. 660 01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,020 Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next. 661 01:05:54,339 --> 01:05:56,680 I was just about to say the same to you. 662 01:07:24,430 --> 01:07:28,890 If you are just one picometer off, you will have a black hole where Earth used 663 01:07:28,890 --> 01:07:33,450 to be. And every time you enter or exit, you risk tearing a hole in the fabric 664 01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:34,450 of reality. 665 01:07:34,610 --> 01:07:35,610 You're kidding. 666 01:07:35,990 --> 01:07:38,730 It's the type of reckless science Lex Luthor specializes in. 667 01:07:39,230 --> 01:07:40,270 What are they doing? 668 01:07:40,910 --> 01:07:42,030 They're trying to hack it. 669 01:07:42,970 --> 01:07:44,650 So I guess you decided to help. 670 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:48,130 Only because of the piss -off Green Lantern. 671 01:08:16,770 --> 01:08:18,529 You can get to my son, right? 672 01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:00,290 I don't know. 673 01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:05,370 I don't... I don't see the sun. 674 01:09:05,890 --> 01:09:06,890 What sun? 675 01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:10,189 There's no sun here. That's the problem. I need to heal. 676 01:09:11,490 --> 01:09:13,450 I get my powers from the yellow sun. 677 01:09:13,790 --> 01:09:15,850 Just give me a second. 678 01:09:55,380 --> 01:09:56,380 Repel? Repel? 679 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:59,740 Where am I going to get the gear to repel into a pocket universe? 680 01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,800 I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your circles or something. 681 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,240 Circles? What? 682 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:05,339 T -Series. 683 01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:07,340 Okay. They're three -dimensional. Circles reflect. 684 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,000 Sorry. 685 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,540 Unbelievable. 686 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:16,700 This place is filthy with black hole vortexes, and that anti -proton river 687 01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:19,320 tear us apart in seconds. We cannot go in ourselves. 688 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:24,400 I can't make a son. 689 01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:26,199 I know. 690 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,060 I can only make something kind of like a son. 691 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,000 What? I'm... Okay. 692 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:36,700 He's got hydrogen and deuterium. 693 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:38,660 And I'm not healing him. 694 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,740 And... What are you doing? 695 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:42,340 Hey! Hey! No, no, stop! 696 01:10:43,220 --> 01:10:46,440 Enough! You're gonna get all of us in trouble! What are you doing? Stop that! 697 01:10:57,740 --> 01:10:58,740 Thank you. 698 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:49,970 You take him. 699 01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:51,730 I can't carry him when I take forms. 700 01:12:01,810 --> 01:12:02,810 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 701 01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:11,110 What do you see? 702 01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:12,430 Did you find him? 703 01:12:12,830 --> 01:12:13,830 Oh, my God. 704 01:12:14,350 --> 01:12:15,410 What is that? 705 01:12:15,650 --> 01:12:16,670 Torrents have been open too long. 706 01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:18,640 I can't stand here much longer. 707 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:22,940 Oh, look at that. 708 01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:24,420 I'm fine. 709 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,700 I think we need to get to those portals up there. 710 01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,940 Right. How do we work them? 711 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,580 I don't know, but we'll figure it out. 712 01:13:19,150 --> 01:13:20,150 Everyone's going to pass it. 713 01:13:49,390 --> 01:13:50,390 Just to find out. 714 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:39,160 It was so weird. 715 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:43,060 Do you have them? 716 01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:47,940 Them? Superman, mean dog in a cape, a weird baby in a squibble man. 717 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,120 What? 718 01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:52,860 Terrific. 719 01:16:48,390 --> 01:16:51,330 There's more people being held prisoner in there. 720 01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:52,850 We gotta go get him. 721 01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:55,070 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not through here. You can't. 722 01:16:55,490 --> 01:16:56,670 Not with you like this. 723 01:16:57,510 --> 01:16:58,510 What the? 724 01:16:59,270 --> 01:17:00,390 It's kryptonite poisoning. 725 01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:03,650 He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two. 726 01:17:04,090 --> 01:17:05,270 Get himself placed safe. 727 01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:06,870 Take the T -craft. 728 01:17:07,130 --> 01:17:09,210 The controls are easy and intuitive. 729 01:17:09,790 --> 01:17:11,930 I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure. 730 01:17:38,470 --> 01:17:39,770 I really need you to... No. 731 01:17:40,450 --> 01:17:41,730 Dog, I really need you to... 732 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:23,600 he had gotten free. 733 01:18:24,020 --> 01:18:29,080 We need to find him. 734 01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:38,120 Eve? Oh, I'm so dumb, dearie. Oh, 735 01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:42,560 um... I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever. 736 01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:43,980 What? Where? 737 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,300 Way up over here. 738 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:08,000 But if I send you this, Jimmy... Uh -huh. 739 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:13,200 You have to promise me you'll get to hang this weekend. 740 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,760 Just the two of us. 741 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:25,200 Uh... Okay? 742 01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:26,520 Yeah, okay. 743 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:31,360 Uh -huh. How, uh... How long? 744 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,240 A weekend. 745 01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:34,540 A weekend? 746 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,600 No, it's not an imposition. I can tell you don't really think so. 747 01:20:36,610 --> 01:20:39,970 That ain't, that ain't... 748 01:21:09,730 --> 01:21:11,890 Yes. Mr. Terrific said yes. 749 01:21:13,930 --> 01:21:15,770 Don't mind him, Lois. 750 01:21:16,390 --> 01:21:18,170 He's just a big old mush. 751 01:21:18,930 --> 01:21:21,230 Especially when it comes to chlorine. 752 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:44,480 girl is obsessed with you how do you do it jimmy look i didn't want to bother 753 01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:47,340 you but you told me to call with anything i got sorry yeah i thought you 754 01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:50,400 she disappeared off the line i don't know she might have dropped her phone in 755 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:55,680 the toilet she does that a lot well i'm not really sure that sexy selfies are 756 01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:09,330 Your hot ex is a genius. 757 01:22:10,470 --> 01:22:13,250 We have to talk to Perry. I'll be there as soon as I can, okay? 758 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,050 Sending sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor? 759 01:22:19,330 --> 01:22:21,550 She has to be the biggest idiot in the world. 760 01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:24,770 Lex, we just told you the portal was destroyed! 761 01:22:25,030 --> 01:22:29,030 The dimensional aperture is still there. We can open remotely so... It is not! 762 01:22:29,530 --> 01:22:33,190 We can close the aperture later by inputting the coordinates, correct? 763 01:22:33,710 --> 01:22:34,750 Theoretically. Great! 764 01:22:36,590 --> 01:22:39,490 If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out. 765 01:22:59,310 --> 01:23:03,710 What's that? That looks like a dimensional rift into the surrounding 766 01:23:04,050 --> 01:23:05,410 Is there something you think I don't know? 767 01:23:10,969 --> 01:23:12,630 Oh, you don't say. 768 01:23:13,210 --> 01:23:16,950 Can you stop it? Can I stop it? 769 01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:26,590 This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe. 770 01:23:27,350 --> 01:23:30,070 There. Superman won't be able to ignore that. 771 01:23:32,270 --> 01:23:33,910 Now you know where he'll be next. 772 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:17,200 Thought you was out of here. 773 01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:20,380 Hey, Don. 774 01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:24,380 Never seen you sleep that long. 775 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:35,360 Last week, me, Paul, Hector, then we took a drive to 776 01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:38,080 Beer Keith Berea's down in the woods. 777 01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:42,900 Like the one that used to be out by that old blue bar in Alabama. 778 01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:44,440 Do you remember that? 779 01:24:47,099 --> 01:24:49,160 Burrito's still just as good. 780 01:24:54,060 --> 01:24:55,100 That's Lou Anne. 781 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:56,380 She seems better. 782 01:24:57,780 --> 01:25:00,780 Lois. Her name's Lois. 783 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:02,880 Yeah, she's nice. 784 01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:07,100 But you don't sing car yourself. 785 01:25:09,460 --> 01:25:13,320 Yeah, well, that message that my parents sent with me, I had never heard the 786 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:14,320 second half before. 787 01:25:15,060 --> 01:25:21,150 Well... I'd say what you wanted that message to mean is a whole lot more 788 01:25:21,150 --> 01:25:24,290 you than what anyone meant for it to me. 789 01:25:24,730 --> 01:25:25,770 You don't understand. 790 01:25:29,670 --> 01:25:31,270 I'm not who I thought I was. 791 01:25:36,670 --> 01:25:38,130 They sent me here to hurt people. 792 01:25:39,730 --> 01:25:43,050 Parents aren't for telling their children who they're supposed to be. 793 01:25:44,650 --> 01:25:50,650 We are here to give you all tools to help you make fools of yourselves all on 794 01:25:50,650 --> 01:25:51,650 your own. 795 01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:03,290 Your choices, Clark. 796 01:26:03,930 --> 01:26:05,950 Your actions. 797 01:26:41,999 --> 01:26:46,980 And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops gather at the border seemingly 798 01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:49,660 minutes away from invading Jharmapur once again. 799 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:54,820 Now, nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend their country despite 800 01:26:54,820 --> 01:26:58,760 exponentially superior firepower of the well -trained Arabian military. 801 01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:05,440 The 802 01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:14,480 villagers 803 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:18,340 cling on to what little hope they have left as they're surrounded by the 804 01:27:18,340 --> 01:27:19,340 military. 805 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:21,620 Let's go work off of there. 806 01:27:58,060 --> 01:28:02,740 Superman here to stop it this time. The Jarl Purians don't have much hope. 807 01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:05,800 I cleaned your boots. I'll go get them for you. 808 01:28:07,780 --> 01:28:10,140 Superman! We need you here in Metropolis. 809 01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:12,260 Now! Time to get to Barabia, Terrific. 810 01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:16,280 There won't be a Barabia or a Metropolis or a planet Earth if you don't get here 811 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,280 soon. 812 01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:22,100 This rift is about to tear into the city. I can't stop it. I need your help. 813 01:29:27,380 --> 01:29:32,420 He wants to make himself king. 814 01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:33,660 King. 815 01:29:35,020 --> 01:29:36,460 Should we really still be standing here? 816 01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:40,160 Hello? You got that flying saucer deal up on the roof? Yep. 817 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:41,400 Grant? 818 01:29:41,620 --> 01:29:46,360 Groove? Come on. Grab the board, Jimmy. How many does it hold? Uh, five or six. 819 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:47,500 Six. Okay. 820 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,240 Lopar, you too. 821 01:29:50,580 --> 01:29:52,600 Why the hell Lex want half of this? 822 01:29:53,180 --> 01:29:56,520 Cultist acolytes believe it's going to create a technologically advanced 823 01:29:56,800 --> 01:30:00,780 Utopia? It's a profit factor as well. I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are 824 01:30:00,780 --> 01:30:02,100 worth multiples of this investment. 825 01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:05,340 Whatever his motives are, you know, he did everything he could to ruin 826 01:30:05,340 --> 01:30:06,340 Superman's reputation. 827 01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,580 Steve's photos show he was behind the whole Hammer of Moravia scam. 828 01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:12,820 And all the bots stirring up anti -Superman sentiment online. 829 01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:17,480 Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also behind the spreading rift between 830 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:21,000 out there. All of it seems to be geared towards stopping Superman from standing 831 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,560 in the way of the Moravian invasion, Chief. 832 01:30:22,980 --> 01:30:25,500 Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Fast. 833 01:30:53,290 --> 01:30:55,510 with Caribbean dictator, Vasile Berko. 834 01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:44,120 Hold on a minute then. 835 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,040 the hack. 836 01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:46,600 Go away. Ron, focus on those mirrors. On the alien now. Step apart. 837 01:34:44,780 --> 01:34:45,880 lungs and killed something. 838 01:35:29,070 --> 01:35:31,190 Can't she hold her breath for over an hour? 839 01:35:31,550 --> 01:35:32,870 Not without air and vomit. 840 01:35:33,370 --> 01:35:36,870 She'll be dead in a minute. The nanites are suppressing enough the nerve. Like 841 01:35:36,870 --> 01:35:39,350 any provision, she'll be completely neutered. Lung free. 842 01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:46,000 Rick sent to get the Xanax? Doesn't matter if he gets it off his face. The 843 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,000 is filling his lungs. 844 01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:48,880 Engineer, Ultraman, keep up. 845 01:36:49,480 --> 01:36:50,480 We're trying! 846 01:36:54,820 --> 01:36:57,260 We're going to pay another one. Yeah, don't stay down there. Hurry! 847 01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:19,440 I'll stop it here any minute. 848 01:38:31,980 --> 01:38:32,980 the hole. 849 01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:34,640 Infrared peak. 850 01:38:41,940 --> 01:38:42,940 Switch to night vision. 851 01:39:17,610 --> 01:39:18,610 But she's unconscious. 852 01:39:18,950 --> 01:39:20,030 Call in the raptors. 853 01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:50,800 That's right. 854 01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:53,400 Cloning you was relatively simple. 855 01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:57,580 All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles until I located a strand 856 01:39:57,580 --> 01:39:58,580 of your hair. 857 01:39:58,620 --> 01:40:00,000 That's how you got into the fortress. 858 01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:02,440 Your head might be in A. 859 01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:07,040 Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, the match was imperfect. 860 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:13,160 He might be even stupider than you, if that's possible, but easier to control. 861 01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:42,740 No matter what you do to me, Luther, your plans in Moravia won't work. Oh, 862 01:41:42,740 --> 01:41:44,560 really? Why that? 863 01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:46,920 Because I called in for print. 864 01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:48,540 Mr. Luther, 865 01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:51,580 there is an anomaly at the border. 866 01:42:04,380 --> 01:42:05,380 Sorry, kid. 867 01:42:05,880 --> 01:42:07,280 Your man couldn't make it. 868 01:42:08,590 --> 01:42:09,590 You got an upgrade. 869 01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:42,320 Hold on, check it. Hold on, check it. 870 01:43:31,550 --> 01:43:37,790 I'm not killing you so the Barabian military 871 01:43:37,790 --> 01:43:39,450 conflict can proceed. 872 01:43:39,950 --> 01:43:46,170 I created the Barabian military conflict so I'd have an excuse 873 01:43:46,170 --> 01:43:48,190 to kill you. 874 01:43:48,610 --> 01:43:53,590 Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government support 875 01:43:53,590 --> 01:43:54,590 qualifying you. 876 01:43:54,630 --> 01:43:58,830 Why? Because you're destroying us! 877 01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:23,500 You're driven by him, Luther. 878 01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:25,180 He couldn't be more obvious. 879 01:44:25,480 --> 01:44:27,380 No shit. I'm not dead. 880 01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:30,880 I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 881 01:44:31,220 --> 01:44:32,220 13L. 882 01:44:34,520 --> 01:44:39,440 I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in 883 01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:43,220 same breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. But at 884 01:44:43,220 --> 01:44:47,520 least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this 885 01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:53,200 planet just to have the world thawed over him because his strength 886 01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,740 how weak we all really are. 887 01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:07,340 So my envy is a calling. It is the sole hope for humanity because it 888 01:45:07,340 --> 01:45:10,680 is what has driven me to annihilate you. 889 01:46:01,610 --> 01:46:02,610 him through those. 890 01:46:02,910 --> 01:46:03,910 Tell him what to do. 891 01:46:12,330 --> 01:46:15,490 Crypto, get the toy. 892 01:47:19,340 --> 01:47:20,340 Doctors have arrived. 893 01:48:46,830 --> 01:48:48,190 I reached Big Rewind in a minute. 894 01:48:48,690 --> 01:48:49,830 There are people there. 895 01:48:57,470 --> 01:48:58,449 Let's go. 896 01:48:58,450 --> 01:48:59,450 What? 897 01:49:07,970 --> 01:49:10,590 I'm closing the freaking bridge. No, they chose him. 898 01:49:10,810 --> 01:49:11,930 Let them die. 899 01:49:12,170 --> 01:49:15,490 We'll close it from the bunker before it gets to the city I care about. 900 01:49:43,020 --> 01:49:44,020 Wolf Rip is in here. 901 01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:46,260 I can help. I don't need your help. 902 01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:49,120 Goddamn, this is terrific. 903 01:49:50,440 --> 01:49:52,680 You piece of shit. 904 01:49:52,940 --> 01:49:53,940 Alien! 905 01:49:54,680 --> 01:49:57,260 That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex. 906 01:49:58,380 --> 01:49:59,740 I'm as human as anyone. 907 01:50:00,100 --> 01:50:05,600 I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to 908 01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:09,440 do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I 909 01:50:09,440 --> 01:50:11,380 can. I screw up all the time. 910 01:50:11,930 --> 01:50:13,590 But that is being human. 911 01:50:14,750 --> 01:50:16,530 And that's my greatest strength. 912 01:50:18,690 --> 01:50:23,790 And if someday, I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's 913 01:50:23,790 --> 01:50:24,608 yours too. 914 01:50:24,610 --> 01:50:26,650 Oh, that's beautiful. 915 01:50:27,130 --> 01:50:32,390 But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. The government gave 916 01:50:32,390 --> 01:50:33,870 authority to kill you. 917 01:50:34,150 --> 01:50:36,230 If not today, then... 918 01:51:36,910 --> 01:51:41,050 Well, this just in, an absolute bombshell from the daily planet. 919 01:51:41,050 --> 01:51:45,690 Luthor aligning himself with a foreign entity, believe it or not. Luthor has 920 01:51:45,690 --> 01:51:49,290 been giving them billions and billions of dollars worth of free weapons. Lex 921 01:51:49,290 --> 01:51:53,470 Luthor has been working covertly with Batil Gurkos and the Barabian government 922 01:51:53,470 --> 01:51:56,130 to overthrow the country of Jarhan Ford. 923 01:51:56,450 --> 01:52:00,210 Luthor has been giving them billions and billions of dollars worth of free 924 01:52:00,210 --> 01:52:03,130 weapons. Little did we know he was a traitor. 925 01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:21,760 we all owe him an enormous apology he is of course the hero 926 01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:23,200 we always thought he was 927 01:53:09,130 --> 01:53:12,910 I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you all represent, the Justice 928 01:53:12,910 --> 01:53:14,630 Gang. Justice Gang? 929 01:53:15,810 --> 01:53:16,810 That's a cool name. 930 01:53:18,130 --> 01:53:19,130 You're in. 931 01:53:26,410 --> 01:53:28,970 Glad you're not concerned about the Medicains, Rick. 932 01:53:29,570 --> 01:53:31,710 Because now they're the ones making the rules. 933 01:54:57,200 --> 01:55:01,780 i might give you an interview i could fill you in on all the behind the scenes 934 01:55:01,780 --> 01:55:07,300 sure i think that would be great 935 01:55:07,300 --> 01:55:12,800 um how about over here for an interview 936 01:55:50,730 --> 01:55:51,730 I love you too. 937 01:56:19,370 --> 01:56:20,630 How long have they been hooking up? 938 01:56:20,890 --> 01:56:22,030 About three months, I think. 939 01:56:27,230 --> 01:56:28,790 Got this place cleaned up pretty good. 940 01:56:29,690 --> 01:56:30,990 Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too. 941 01:56:31,550 --> 01:56:32,550 You think so? 942 01:56:32,590 --> 01:56:34,570 Yeah. I think it gives you character. 943 01:56:35,710 --> 01:56:37,430 Maybe one day you'll give me a name. 944 01:56:38,210 --> 01:56:40,390 Well, four is a name. 945 01:56:40,990 --> 01:56:41,990 So scary. 946 01:56:47,370 --> 01:56:48,810 Sir, I think your cousin has returned. 947 01:56:51,690 --> 01:56:52,690 Yeah. 948 01:56:52,950 --> 01:56:55,130 What the hell, dude? 949 01:56:56,370 --> 01:56:57,690 Why did you move the door? 950 01:56:58,210 --> 01:57:00,610 I didn't move the door. Where is my dog? 951 01:57:08,170 --> 01:57:10,510 Okay, well, this is why he has pain issues. 952 01:57:10,990 --> 01:57:16,490 It's not healthy, is it? 953 01:57:33,870 --> 01:57:35,470 He likes to go on parties on other planets. 954 01:57:36,270 --> 01:57:37,350 Planets with red sun. 955 01:57:37,590 --> 01:57:41,950 Oh. Because of our metabolism, he can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun. 956 01:57:42,250 --> 01:57:46,710 If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about the 957 01:57:47,010 --> 01:57:48,010 Yeah. 958 01:57:48,330 --> 01:57:51,230 Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? 959 01:57:51,550 --> 01:57:53,090 He finds it soothing. 960 01:57:53,490 --> 01:57:55,910 Oh. Yeah, Gary. That's nice. 72437

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