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God damn it, Rose.

Why do you always come in the back door?

Funny. I heard that's what you always do.

Oh, I hope you don't mind. I bring my friend.

This is Candy.

Hi, Charlie.

Hi.

Welcome to my home.

Your home, Alan?

Hey,

Rose.

Why don't you come have a talk with me in the kitchen?

Okay.

You know, Rose, you need to call before you come over.

Charlie, dear, we tried that and you would just hide or leave.

I know.

It was perfect.

Can't we go back to that?

How do you like my room?

Yeah, well, they have.

If you like, I can suck your dick now.

How can I come again if I haven't already came?

No, why are you offering a blowjob?

Well, Rose said we were coming over here so she could seduce Charlie.

And I'm supposed to detract you.

Can't argue that.

Okay.

How's that, Alan?

Excellent.

um um

Wow.

One, two,

three.

That's what it is, baby Alan.

Yeah.

Wow. Oh, my God, Alex.

I like to keep our relationship a mystery.

Why don't I show you out?

What the hell are you doing?

Candy said I know my way around a woman. And I'm clearly a better lover than

you.

A dog could be a better lover, Alan. It doesn't mean you have sex with it.

Don't you want to be a better lover than Alan?

I have nothing to prove.

He just knows he'd lose.

What? How dare you?

Come here.

Finally, Charlie.

Watch this, Alan.

Oh my god.

See that?

That's how it works.