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* Go crazy, we go bananas *

- Previously on "Love Island USA"...

* I'm here for the drama *

A hot, new bombshell...

Please welcome Harrison.

How we doing?

- You sexy motherfucker! Hating this already!

...caused chaos.

Oh, my God.

He's fucking delectable.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

I got a text!

"Today, you'll be going on three dates."

- [ Cork pops ] - Whoo!

Things got naughty...

- Could we get you out of the Villa for a bit?

- Mm-hmm.

I'm about to lose my shit.

Then...

things got nasty.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

- "Tonight, you will steal one of the girls."

The girl I would like to steal is...Sierra.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

- "You are single and, therefore, dumped from the island."

- No! - All the best, yeah?

* I'm here for the drama *

* We go crazy, we go bananas *

[ All cheering ]

Things get sporty...

[ Horn blows ]

Go, Kenny! Go!

And...

I think I'm blessed.

...romance is in the air.

**

Welcome to "Love Island USA."

Kendall loves bullying boy Harrison for two main reasons.

One, he didn't steal his girl, Nicole,

and, two, he comped 50% off that chunky gold chain.

- Ah! - [ Laughs ]

- I can breathe. - You're crazy.

- I can breathe! - Are you feeing the same?

- Second-favorite spot. - Talk to me.

Why are you freaking out?

I told you you have nothing to worry about.

I know. I know. I know.

It's just, like, in those moments,

when he was saying some shit,

like, "Yeah, just so easy to talk to."

I'm like, "Yeah, Nicole's fucking easy to talk to."

And he's like, "Yeah, just like attraction's there."

Yeah, Nicole is fucking attractive!

I was like,

"Say something that's not gonna make me freak out."

because I don't know what this guy's -- in Thor's head.

- I feel like even though I, like,

I knew he wasn't going to pick me,

I just got nervous for a second, like the possibility.

And it made me realize, like,

I was thinking about not being coupled up with you,

and it actually made me, like, not okay for a second.

And I was like, I don't want to be mean to someone,

but at that point I would have to be.

I don't think I could couple up with anyone

that's not you at this point.

Like, it was actually terrifying me.

- I'm always sweating in these situations,

and I came here to find someone and --

- We're not leaving unless we're leaving together.

- Exactly. 100%. Like, me leaving?

Like, there's no way I'm leaving without you,

no matter what.

Like, I came on to "Love Island" to find someone.

- If you say that, you can't take it back.

I know I can't take it back.

The reason I came to "Love Island"

was to find that connection.

And I feel like I found that.

I don't even feel like I found that.

I know I found that with Nicole.

We both have found something in each other

that I think is pretty special.

And I just want no more distractions.

Please, no more fucking bombshells, please.

Like, for fuck's sake. No more Weapon X!

They're sending in Avengers to try to break this up.

Like, come on.

- We'll be fine. - Okay.

- I promise. - Happy.

- I'm happy, too. - I'm so happy.

How are you?

I'm good.

It's, um, a rough, rough situation,

but there's not much that I could have done.

100%.

I mean, you had to make a decision.

Yeah, exactly, exactly.

To be honest, I'm just really lucky

that our connection started off really, really strong.

Like, as soon as we kind of sat down,

the conversation just flowed really naturally.

- I agree. - I am glad it went like that.

- It was a bit of a relief that Harrison had picked me.

When I'm around him,

I feel like he's very calming and just, I don't know,

he just feels like very safe. It's weird.

Are you looking for love?

- Always. That's what I want in the in the long term.

That's what I want. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the same with me. I'm like, I do great on my own,

but I can do great with another person, too.

- Exactly. Exactly, exactly. - Yeah.

- The most important part is just how well you gel together.

- Yeah. - Right?

The conversations that I had with Sierra

have just been very, like, easygoing, very fun.

Yeah, it made it an easy choice.

I'm going to put the best foot forward,

and who knows what will happen?

Because realistically, there's no way

that I can control what the other person's thinking

- or how interactions go. - Of course.

- Like, they just flow, and they flow well,

or they don't.

- I'm the same way. Like, you can't force it.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Well, that's awesome. - There you go.

- So far, flowing well. - Yes.

- Do you like Harrison? - Mm-hmm.

He seems to like you.

- He's like, "You're like the master of, like,

making it look like you don't fix your hair."

And I was like, "I don't fix my hair."

He's like, "Oh."

- I feel like him and Sierra would look really hot

- in, like, a yacht together. - Mm-hmm.

- In, like, Miami. - Mm-hmm.

- They look like just like a rich couple.

- Mm-hmm. - Fancy. No?

- Oh, yeah. For sure.

- And then we'd just be at a farm.

- Yep. In some cow shit. - Yeah.

I think Rob really is just such, like, a different guy

that I've ever talked to.

And he just listens so well, and he just makes me feel heard.

Like, I always, at the end of the day,

feel better every single time I talk to him.

And I feel like the more I'm with him,

the more I want to be a better person.

It sounds weird, but it's true.

I'm happy to be here.

- Mm-hmm. I'm happy you're here.

- Oh, clearly Miguel just read

my brand-new self-help book,

"How to Be Nice About Someone

When You've Already Forgotten Their Name."

- Not feel bad, but I think I miss that guy.

He was actually really, really funny.

He was actually a really nice guy, hothead with a nice soul.

The slow head turn is crazy. Crazy!

- Yeah, he was cool. - You disagree?

- No. - "No, no, no."

- No, no, no. - "No. He good, he good."

- I thought he was great -- very nice man.

- Yeah, I feel like a lot of the guys had their feelings on him.

- I wish him a lot of happiness on the outside.

I'm so sorry it didn't work out with Sierra.

- Nice speech, darling. - [ Laughing ] Yeah.

Nice speech.

- You still need to pick something else

to call me other than darling.

"Big Booty Betty"?

- How do we go from darling to that?

Triple B?

- No! - It's my Triple B.

- My Big Booty Betty. - Fuck!

- Big Booty Betty. [ Laughs ]

I'll be like, "Hey, there she go, the Big Booty Betty."

Yo, Triple B!

I'm very, very happy.

You know, cuddled up, loving life.

Yeah, we just click.

We just click. It's making sense.

**

* Oh, I feel it *

* Tonight there's something inside there I can't ignore *

* Oh, I feel it *

* Tonight they're looking *

* Your eyes, you'll be begging for more *

Wow.

You give the best kisses.

[ Chuckles ]

Anyways...

- Harrison and Sierra look great together.

- They do complement each other, huh?

- They are two very attractive people.

- Just like how in your speech you said

that we complement each other.

- Well, you remember my speech. - Yeah.

It was, like, ten minutes long, but it was beautiful.

If I could write it down and memorize it, I would.

It was really sweet.

I'm not even trying to get to your head.

I don't really think there's any cons when it comes to you.

And I was also thinking, like, while we're at the fire pit.

Yeah.

Other than the fact that you're boring, like, it's fine.

- I can't cook. - You can't cook?

- I can't cook with seasoning. That's a con.

That's not a con.

- You don't eat the food that I make you.

- I eat all your food. - No, you don't.

- It's not a con that you can't cook without seasoning.

That's just something that we need to work on.

Me and JaNa are at a point,

like, every day is just better with her.

Like, when I start seeing her as, like, someone

like a best friend, a companion, you know,

that's when it starts getting serious.

So, I think we're like at a serious point right now.

It feels nice. It feels nice to be with her.

**

It's time to sleep.

So, what will Islanders choose

for their bedtime reading tonight?

Well, judging from this, I'd recommend my other book,

"How to Sound Sincere."

Caine went home tonight.

I know.

It sucks to see somebody going home,

but I am happy Harrison picked me.

I'm excited.

We're going to see if he's a good cuddler tonight.

- * Ooh-la-la *

* I love the way you love me *

* Saying, "Ooh-la-la" *

* You do something to my heartbeat *

I've never had a guy that,

like, actually wants to, like, listen.

Same. Isn't that sad?

- Yeah. - For us?

- But also good for us. - I agree.

- He just makes me laugh. - I love that for you.

You guys are really like Aunt Nikki and Aunt Kendall.

- * Ooh-la-la, baby *

* You make you feel so amazing *

* Like how it feels *

**

- There's no way he fell asleep.

That's a joke.

[ Laughter ] * Chills run down my spine when our bodies touch *

- What are you doing? - More pillows for us.

- I don't want another pillow. - Okay, no, we'll need them.

- Okay, but I don't want it right now.

- Okay, fine. I'll keep it here.

- I don't know what you think is going down.

- What? I'm just saying extra pillows.

You know how I sleep.

* Love the way you love me *

* Saying, "Ooh-la-la" *

* You do something to my heartbeat *

* I lose my mind every time you touch me *

* I love the way you love me *

* You got me, love me *

* Saying, "Ooh-la-la" *

* You do something to my heartbeat *

* I lose my mind every time you touch me *

* Yeah, I love the way you love me *

* You got me saying *

**

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

It's another day in the Villa,

and Aaron's answering the question,

"What would it be like if 'Love Island's'

hot new bombshell was Elmo?"

- [As Elmo] Good morning, Islanders!

- * La-la-la, la-la-la *

* I used to be such a lonely boy *

- Morning, bitches! Time to rise and shine!

Definitely does.

- Butt. - [ Laughs ]

* Me in every way *

**

- Oh, hello! Oh, it's for you, Kaylor.

**

- Ooh! - Oh!

Oh!

* Every day *

* Euphoria, you came *

You've been liking your tea.

- Oh, this ain't for me. - Oh.

No, it's for Serena.

* Oh, oh, Euphoria *

- Restaurant opened a tiny bit last night.

Oh!

- You guys are really, like, on your own planet,

and I love it a lot.

Yeah.

* When you used to say *

* That I should let go *

- Do you feel like he might have picked Daniela?

- No. Definitely, definitely. - I thought so.

Definitely was prepared.

**

Harrison. Hey!

- Hey. How are you doing? What do you want for breakfast?

You want, like, just avocado toast with an egg?

- Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.

- Thank you. - Yeah. No problem.

Perfect.

- * My summer song, I want you and me to play *

How are you, JaNa?

I'm good with Kenny.

[ All saying "Kenny" mockingly ]

- [ Laughs ] You all are so cute.

- * Little bit of heaven every time *

* Euphoria *

- When it comes to push-ups,

Kenny can do double my personal best.

Watch this -- one, two. The man's a machine!

- Kenny! - Soul Ties.

- Come on. Take me to Soul Ties. Yeah, how did you know?

Take care of my boy, "NayNay."

- Come lay down. Come, come, darling.

What's up, girlie?

- Hey, you and Kordell live really, really close.

Yeah.

- You know what that means, right?

- Double date! - You said it, not me. Yeah.

- Wouldn't that be so cute? - Yeah.

You, your homegirl, Serena, me and Kordy.

You know what I want

our first date to be on the outside world?

A carnival, like the Dallas State Fair.

- I think you would look good in cowboy boots, a cowboy hat.

- I've never worn cowboy boots or cowboy hat. Isn't that crazy?

- We'll go to the rodeo. Have you ever been?

To the rodeo? No.

- I had never seen anything until I moved to Dallas.

And I was like, "I like this."

- I could see you, like, in boots and a cowboy hat.

- Cowboy hat and my belt buckle. - Do you really?

- I still need to learn how to line-dance.

- We'll learn together. - I got you.

I want to spend as much time with you as I can

while we don't have to worry about work and --

- We don't have to worry about the routine.

We could just focus on each other.

Exactly.

You're my favorite of all the guys I've been coupled up with,

but you're also my favorite human in this Villa.

Don't tell Serena and don't tell Leah, please.

- That's cute. You're cute. - I will never hear from them.

I try to be. Mm!

I'm feeling so good, so blessed.

I had an idea of what my person in "Love Island" would be,

and Kenny is ten times better than what I imagined.

The fact that we've made it to a point

where we already have plans on the outside,

I can finally just like, relax. No, he's not going anywhere.

And I can finally just, like, enjoy being happy with him.

- Mm-hmm.

You're a sweetie.

- But do you think I've been respectful of her?

[ Laughs ]

Yeah. Look, it's not about you.

It's also about her because you guys are so close.

Yeah, I think she'd be fine.

- Really? - Who doesn't like you?

That's what I said!

- You're just a great overall human, big heart.

- Thank you, Kenny. - A lot to say.

Not afraid to say it.

That means a lot to me.

My mom would really like you.

- Harrison knows what women want.

And, according to Harrison,

what women want is cold eggs off a bench.

Oh, this looks great.

- Sorry it'll be a little bit cold, but...

- No, no, this is amazing. Thank you so much.

- Yeah, that's all right, of course.

- I didn't expect it. So, thank you.

- No. No problem. How do you like your eggs normally?

- Do you like them soft-boiled? - I like them scrambled.

- Yeah. Scrambled, soft?

- I don't like to like --

I don't like it soggy or anything like that.

So, I feel like the way you made it is perfect.

- Okay, beautiful. - This is really good.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Your earrings are nice.

- Oh, thanks. Actually only one.

- Oh! - Yeah.

- Why didn't you pierce the other one?

- Actually, I pierced it myself. - Oh, my gosh!

But you couldn't get to the other one?

Did it hurt too bad?

- No, no, no. I just did the left one.

- This is like -- I mean, this is on topic,

but this is kind of like maybe too much,

but I pierced my own nipples, so I definitely understand.

I'm like, "I totally get it."

That's extremely on topic.

I mean, it is on topic,

but it's like, I don't know if I should have said that.

- I don't think I'll be doing that anytime soon.

Just fair warning.

- I could pierce your nipples, If you'd like.

- You can braid my hair. You can't pierce my nipples.

Let's just get that straight.

- We'll just take it one step at a time.

- Yeah, yeah. Start small and build from there.

- That's crazy. - Maybe one day you'll let me.

- You know, I don't think I've ever told you

that I like when we'd be talking about the outside shit.

Oh, no, I just like when we be chatting, 'cause that's like,

I know it's getting close to that time.

- Yeah. - I can feel it in my nuggets.

[ Both laugh ]

It's just good hearing

that we're able to talk about these type of things.

But once we leave from Fiji, it'll be in L.A.

And I changed my flight.

Kick it with you for a little bit if you want me to.

Yeah.

My parents are going to be there when I touch down.

In L.A.?

- Well, my mom, my sister, my niece.

- I wonder if we'll be on the same flight

so I can meet them in person.

- I mean, you'll literally meet them very soon, hopefully.

- Pop's, he gonna be like, "Yeah, you fucked up, buddy."

He got a country accent, don't he? I feel like he do.

- He just have, like, a black church-dad accent.

Oh, his voice deep as hell?

Yeah, and loud as fuck.

"See? Now, son, where you went wrong is..."

- No, like, you're laughing, but that's literally him.

- [ Laughs ] I know! That's why I'm laughing.

I grew up in a church, so I know.

- It is a little nerve-racking

because things are going to be so different.

Like, right now we're in, like, a cute, little bubble,

and then, like, the outside is a scary, scary place,

but, um, I think we'll be good.

- I'm just wondering what it's going to be like

for you meeting my peoples.

Are you worried?

- A little bit. [ Chuckles ]

- If I'm being honest. - Really?

- I really feel like my sisters is going to fuck with you.

I hope so.

- So, dude, what's the plan with Kaylor?

- Do you know I wanted to do that little date thing?

- Yeah. - So, set up a dinner thing

if you help me.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

- And I'll just get some, like, wine in.

- So, you wanted to do this tonight?

You gotta write that down!

- I'm gonna write a poem, as well.

- Oh, so, it's serious. I can't wait for that.

- So, then I can pop the question.

- This is a very exciting team. Are you excited?

Because it's pretty exciting. I'm excited.

- Like, I actually am excited. - Glad you're excited.

I'm excited.

- It's cool. You're gonna have a girlfriend.

- Pretty nervous and excited at the same time.

She better say yes.

If she doesn't say yes, I'll be pissed.

How are you guys feeling?

Have you guys talked about, like, out of here?

I mean, obviously we do very well here,

but I'm not sure how we will do in, like, the real world.

- I think you guys are gonna do great.

- Yeah. No, I'm excited to,

like, introduce him to my friends and --

- Family? - Yeah.

I would definitely, like. introduce him to my family,

but he's not my boyfriend, so just weird.

- But I also, like -- - You don't know.

We're still not done.

- But I don't know if I, like, want that in here yet.

Like, I think that I just would rather try it outside of here

first and then see,

because, like, whenever I love, I love really hard,

and I feel like I just don't want to, like, get upset again.

- We have to find things around the Villa.

- Okay. So, what we could do, we'll use

one of the spreads for tablecloth in the bedroom.

We'll look around, and we'll find the best centerpiece.

Get some of these flowers. Make a little bouquet.

- I just don't want to rush things.

And I also need to, like, put myself first.

I guess maybe, like, just not, like, be so vulnerable

about everything so I just, like,

make sure I don't get heartbroken.

- Look at you. - But I love that person.

- Big hug. - My little sisters.

- I love you, Nic. - I love you, guys.

- It's gonna be sick. [ Laughs ]

- It is gonna be sick, honestly. - Cool.

- [ Cellphone chimes ] - Shit!

- I got a text! - Whoo!

- What?! - What?!

Sports day!

- Kendall, you're fucked! Aaron, you're fucked!

- I don't understand what any of that means except for

#FinishFirst.

[ Clicks tongue, laughs ]

* Girls, boys, them and us *

Uh!

- Everyone in it has a competitive nature.

Everyone in it wants to win.

So I'm excited for this day. This is gonna be sick.

Sports day! Yeah!

Whoo!

I'm the most competitive person on the planet.

Hopefully nobody is too much of a sore loser.

Me.

[ Chanting] Competition! Competition!

Yeah! Yeah!

- Yeah! - * We be too damn marvelous *

- Get ready for the most thrilling, hilarious,

and romantic day of the summer.

It's time for the "Love Island" Summer Sports Day.

Our Islanders will face off in a series of epic challenges

all for the glory of victory and, of course, love.

Let's dive into the action.

**

The islanders will be split into two teams.

It's Team Pink versus Team Gold.

May the best team win.

[ All cheering ]

- This is going to be our day, our challenge.

Team Pink, let's get it! [ All cheering ]

Yeah.

- Hey, listen, there's the reason why we're wearing gold.

You know what I'm saying? We're taking the gold.

- When I say team, you say... - Gold!

- Let's fucking go! [ All cheering ]

- The first event is Hold Your Horses.

JaNa and Kenny, for Team Pink,

will take on Team Gold's Kordell and Serena,

in the hobbyhorse relay.

They must navigate the hurdles and finish with a kiss.

The fastest couple will win 50 points.

Second place takes home 30 points.

[ All cheering ]

- Be the horse. Be one with the horse.

Kenny's really going for it.

- Kenny's gonna go, like, do some Henny for real.

Yeah.

- [ Laughter ] - Kenny got into this.

- Let's go. [ Air horn blows ]

[ All cheering ] Go, Kenny! Go!

- Go! - Kenny, what the...

I love it! Oh, yeah!

- Oh, oh! - Let's go!

- Kenny looked like he had, like, constipation.

Like, I feel like they need to get him some, like,

laxa tablets so he can sort himself out.

- [ Whinnies ] - Kenny, what the fuck, Kenny?

Go on, Kenneth!

Send her off!

- JaNa, we need more. - Go, JaNa!

- Go! - This is so fucking hard!

- She was amazing. That booty was moving.

Uh, the horse was moving.

Go! Let's go!

[ Cheers and applause ]

- Go, NayNay! Hey, hey, go, NayNay!

- Alright! - Bring it home.

- Let's go, let's go! - Finish strong!

Finish strong!

- Finish. - Yeah!

- Mwah! - Fuck yeah!

- That was good. - That had flair. That had flair.

- That had flair. - That was great flair.

- Kiss. [ Laughs ]

We are winners!

Let's fucking show 'em how it's done, baby!

[ Air horn blows ]

- * I'm an all-star in every sport *

I got the moves, the finesse,

the pizzazz that Kenny didn't do.

- You feel what I'm saying? - Yeah!

- * I'm a champion that brings what I mean *

* I'm an all-star in every sport *

* Bases loaded, we runnin' full bore *

Kordell brought the heat.

You would have thought he was a track star.

I was like, "Okay, I see the Texas in you, Kordell."

- [ Chanting ] Kordell! Kordell!

He's still going! Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah, I had to calm him down.

This little guy -- look at him. The star of the show.

Come on, now.

[ All cheering ]

Yeah! Kill that shit!

Tear that shit right up!

Not only was I a track star,

your girl was also a cheerleader,

so I was hitting some jumps in there and, you know,

some little, you know, tricks and twists.

- * Anyone can get it, all the competition obsolete *

* I'm an all-star in every sport *

- Serena! Let's go! Come on, Serena!

Serena, I was very impressed.

I know she's done track, so she was really legit hurdling

those things with the horse.

Yep, yep, yep!

Hey!

Whoo!

Y'all done. Y'all done.

- MVP right here. - Mm-hmm.

- MVP. - Right here.

- [ Cellphone chimes ] - Let's fucking go!

Team Pink got 30 points.

Team Gold got 50 points.

[ All cheering ]

- Winner! Winner! Make out. [ Both smooching ]

- Remember this feeling. It won't last long.

- The second event is Splash Dash.

Rob and Daniela, from the Pink Team,

will take on Kaylor and Aaron from the Gold.

They'll have to run the length of a floating platform,

making it as far and as quickly as possible

without taking a dip.

The fastest team wins 300 points,

and the second-place team wins 200 points.

- You got this, babe. - Let's go, Daniela.

[ Air horn blows ]

- Daniela slipped. It's not a Slip 'N Slide.

Try to be balanced, try to stay upright.

* The games we play *

You got it. You got it.

- I'm not one to be sexy, but I'll make it fast.

- Did you see Daniela falling? That was rubbish, mate.

She even stacked at one point. Like, get out of the way, man.

- [ Air horn blows ] - Go, go, go, go!

[ All cheering ]

Good job!

- I like the cap on you. I think it looks great.

- Yeah? - Like an egghead. An onion head.

- Go, Kaylor. - Yeah, Kaylor!

- You're a track star, Kaylor. You're a track star.

[ Air horn blows ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

- Look at that! Look at that speed!

Fuck yeah, Kaylor!

- That's quick. - * I'm unbreakable *

- Did you see that? - Yeah, I saw that.

- Did you see that? - I did it better.

And I did it and I looked hot, period.

- It's not about looking hot, baby.

It's about speed.

Let's go!

- [ Air horn blows ] - Go!

- Go, Aaron, go! - Look at that!

Oh, my God!

- Aaron was walking on water like Jesus, dare I say?

- Shit! - He's fast as fuck, boy!

- He's fast as fuck, boy! - Whoo!

You did really good. I'm surprised you didn't eat shit.

- What do you mean?! I was gonna smash that.

[ Cellphone chimes ] Oh, fucking hell!

Team Pink got 200 points!

Team Gold got 300 points!

Which means Team Gold are the winners of Splash Dash! Yeah!

[ All cheering ]

Won that one! Winners!

- We fucking killed it! Winners!

- The third event is Shot Put at Love.

Harrison and Sierra, in Pink,

take on Leah and Serena for Team Gold.

The throwers will aim water balloons

at their opponents' faces.

Points are scored based on the distance of the targets.

- Everybody's just looking like they're reborn,

like just a chicken hatching out of their shell.

- The further the target, the more points they are worth.

- First shot is Serena. - I don't give a fuck.

No, she's missing that.

- Oh! Damn! - You hit her head, bro.

- Let's go, Harrison. - Go throw at somebody else.

* Like it like that *

- So online. - Boo!

- So online. - This shot is for Miguel.

- That's alright, that's alright, that's alright.

I have faith that you're going to miss.

Come on, Sierra.

Ugh! This is hard. My next shot is for Leah.

Fuck. Come on. Bring it to me.

- That wasn't even --

- Harrison, your arm is way too strong.

- We got Thor out there just --

He needs to think of them as hammers.

Just pop, pop, pop, pop.

- I'm actually going to go for Kaylor.

Hey!

- * Ooh, I like it, like it like that *

- Once I actually got someone, I was like,

"Oh, shit, this might be my game."

- I'm gonna go for Kaylor. - Aah!

It hits me every throw.

* I like it like that *

There we go! There we go!

- I was definitely showing my skills a little bit.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

My next shot is at Serena.

Just come on, give it to me.

- Come on. [ All cheering ]

- Hey, Harrison, sleep with one eye open, though.

- My next shot is for Serena. - Go throw at somebody else.

Yeah! Yeah, get her!

- She's max points. - She's pissed.

You got this.

Oh!

- If you want to have a happy life,

don't go for Serena in a challenge,

because she does not fuck with that at all.

- Okay. I love you, girl, but I'm gonna go for Serena.

- Oh, my God! - She has max points.

- She was the max-point spot,

so I was going for her 9 times out of 10.

Next shot's at Serena.

- Harrison was targeting the fuck out of me.

I was pissed. I was pissed.

- My next shot's Serena. Sorry, max points.

[ All cheering ]

- The thing is, y'all are pissing me off.

- Ballsy guy. He obviously don't know the girl.

[ All cheering ]

- Thank you. - Great job.

- Thank you. - You did so good.

- Considering the amount of times I went for Serena --

like, she's in the max-point spot --

if I'm gonna be there, I'm assuming she's gonna

have to nail me a couple of times.

She's definitely gonna be going for me.

[ All cheering ]

You're in a great spot.

- I know where it's coming. Don't worry.

This shot is for Harrison.

- Come on, Serena. - * Comin' for my spot *

* Seeking more success, I need a lot *

Oh, shit!

- Straight shot! Straight shot! [ All cheering ]

Fuck yeah!

- Honestly, no game plan. It was just vengeance.

- This shot is for Harrison. - You got this.

- Not even close. - No, no point.

- This shot is for Harrison. - * ...been trippin' *

* I'm determined to win, gotta see the finish *

- It's the determination in her face.

This shot is for Harrison.

- Serena, one time. - I completely understand.

* Fighter till the end *

Oh!

- We got a little rocky, but we kept it coming.

We kept it coming with the accuracy.

Like, our hits were going.

This shot is for Daniela.

- You look so pretty. You look so...

- Oh, shit! - Hey!

- "Sade" has aim and anger, so she would not come to play.

Don't worry. I got Rob.

- Oh! - Fuck!

Oh! That was so close, though.

- Yeah. - Fuck!

- * How you workin'? * * How you workin'? *

* What's the purpose? *

* What you here for? * * What you work for? *

- I'm still very happy with how we did.

We brought the competition. [ All cheering ]

Let's go! We won that.

- [ Cellphone chimes ] - Team Gold got 100 points.

Team Pink got 160 points.

Which means Team Pink are the winners of

Shot Put at Love.

[ All cheering ]

That's okay.

I'm proud of you guys.

- Whoo! [ Both laugh ]

- [ Cellphone chimes ] - Yo, yo, yo! Alright, hold up.

- Team Gold, you are currently in the lead,

which means you go into the final round

with a 5-second advantage.

[ All cheering ]

- Underdog. They're not expecting much from us.

I will do whatever it takes to win.

We're celebrating.

Pink team, don't worry.

I got no sweat on my shoulders for this.

It's all about who finishes in the end,

and it's going to be us.

Hey, hey! Don't push my man!

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

The Islanders have been competing

in their own Summer Sports Day.

Now it's time for the final event, Row-mance Regatta.

Leah and Miguel for Team Gold

versus Kendall and Nicole for Team Pink.

They'll need to paddle their way to the heart-shaped platform

to receive their torch pieces,

then race back to the dock to assemble and light them.

The first team to light their torches

wins the entire Sports Day.

Because the Gold Team has the most points so far,

they get a 5-second head start.

[ All cheering ]

[ Air horn blows ]

Go, go, go!

We have a 5-second head start. We have Miguel's huge muscles.

I was like, "We have it in the bag."

Go! Yes! [ Air horn blows ]

- With that 5-second delay, I knew we had a disadvantage.

- Yeah. - But we knew we were locked

and we had a straight shot there and back.

Left, right.

Come on, Leah!

- Right side, right side, right side, right side.

- He said, if he goes this way, I should go this way.

- And it caused the canoe to move to one -- another side.

- Left, left, left. - Yep. Yep.

- You think I was the problem? - I'm not saying that.

If you think that, that's your problem, isn't it?

Left, right.

Faster, faster, faster, faster!

- Right. - Wait. Slow down.

We gotta slow it down. We gotta slow it down.

- Slow down. - * I can see it in your eyes *

No, no! Leah!

No, no, no!

What the fuck, Leah and Miguel?

I know you could do better than this.

- Turn, turn! - [ Grunts ]

Use your paddle!

- Paddle! - Yeah!

Miguel!

Got it. Go, go.

Yes!

[ All cheering ]

Yeah! Yeah!

- Let's go, Kendall! - Right, left, right, right.

- I was trying to keep up with her. I was like, "Shit! Nicole!"

- * Got you busy, got you missin' *

- Go, go! - Fuck!

- When I saw Leah and Miguel going the wrong way...

- Shit! - ...I was actually so happy.

- Come on! - Let's go, Miguel!

- They were going to a whole nother island.

I'm like, "Guys, come back. We need you here."

- There was no one in charge. There was no rhythm.

- There was no rhythm. - It was just...

just keep rowing.

- Right, right! - Come on! Come on!

Left! Right!

- Kendall and Nicole are just in sync. It was awesome.

If I had to give the MVP to someone,

I'd probably give it to Nicole.

- Get up, get up, get up! - I'm good. Hook it, hook it.

- [ Grunts ] - Go! Go!

Hook! Kendall, hook!

- Let's go! - Get the fuck out!

Fuck it, I'm gonna crash.

Come on! Kendall, come on!

- [ Both laugh ] - We did so bad.

We did so bad.

I ain't gonna lie, Kendall and Nicole went in.

- Yeah. - They killed it.

[ All cheering ]

- High five. Good team. - I think we make a good team.

We make a great team.

Yeah.

- Kendall and Nicole -- the most competitive

couple in here.

That's it.

- Come on, losers. Hurry up! Run!

- Run! - Losing isn't fun to us.

Right here.

Okay. Let's do it together.

- Yeah. - Guys, ready?

Ready? Light it. Yes!

- Just in case. - Nice.

[ All cheering ]

Let's fucking go.

Nicole. Amazing, amazing, amazing.

- That was amazing. 5-second head start?

Proud of you, bitch.

That's the definition of a power couple.

Let's fucking go!

- You broke a nail? - Oh, shit.

- I wanted that more than anything in my entire life.

- Listen, I was distracted by something else.

I wasn't looking at the -- I'm sorry.

- Miguel, that was not the time with your fucking penis.

- [ Cellphone chimes ] - I got a text!

[ All cheering ]

Congratulations, Team Pink!

You are the winners of Summer Sports Day!

[ All cheering ]

Come on! Come on!

- Whoo! - Champions, baby!

- Champions! - Let's go!

We bleed pink! Winners, baby!

- Call us up if you guys need some powerhouses.

We're ready to compete. Let's fucking go.

- So gold goes to...Pink, which is confusing.

**

- [ Chanting ] Team Pink! Team Pink! Team Pink!

Team Pink! Team Pink! Team Pink! Team Pink!

- Did everyone have fun? - I had fucking fun.

- I enjoyed it. - That's the main thing.

- I think you guys did great. - I thought it was fun as hell.

I was garbage.

No, you both were together,

and that's all that matters, that y'all sucked together.

- [ Laughter ] - Yeah!

- This has been one of the best days of my life.

- Aww! - I love winning.

Nicole.

**

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

The Pink team won't shut up about winning sports day.

What do they want, a medal?

Oh, damn! I knew I'd forgotten something.

Brad the intern, get the medals out of my car.

- I think we're all in a good spot right now.

- I know you're on a good, Mr. Challenge Winner.

- Yeah. That felt great.

- Today just felt... - The best?

- Yeah. - * It feels like we're on fire *

- So, guys, how are we feeling about tonight?

- I feel great because I like somebody,

and that's so crazy to me.

- * We're on fire, oh, it feels like we're on fire *

- Aaron might have been on the Gold team

but thinks he won the day he met Kaylor.

Well, he would say that because the Pinks won Sports Day,

the massive loser.

I'm so nervous.

- Are you ready? - For what?

For Kaylor's surprise?

- Oh! - Yeah.

[ Both laugh ]

- Let's go. Right now?

- Where should we put that pink thing?

- I don't know, but I was gonna say.

Thinking that someone's going to question it,

but we just say, "Oh, no,

they still haven't put it back from there."

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Today.

- From the challenge. It's a very delicate situation,

as Aaron and I are setting up for this date,

because we all live in the same Villa.

And I'm thinking,

hopefully Kaylor doesn't look out the dressing room.

One of the guys doesn't walk out.

- We were running around the place like crazy,

like I was sweating more then out of nerves

of her catching us

than I do like a tournament for ping-pong.

Like, I was actually proper stressed out.

Uh, luckily I had Rob there to, like,

help me out and just, like, keep me, like, level-headed.

Yes! Now.

Now we're talking, baby.

- We're actually pretty be good at this.

We are.

- Let me see the food and then write the poem.

But the poem I can do in the bedroom.

- Okay. - Let's see here.

- Okay. What do you want me to do?

- Just thinking how to make pesto. It's olive oil.

- The knives are gone. - Parmesan. Oh, shit and cheese.

But I ain't gonna put that in.

I probably won't eat anything because I'll be too nervous.

How are you feeling right now with you and Daniela?

- With Daniela? - Uh-huh.

- Pretty good. I enjoy being around her.

We have fun.

I like laughing with her, but I do like --

- I was about to say there's a "but" coming.

I'm just not sure about, like,

how it would go, like, on the outside.

I do feel like we're in very different places,

like, in life.

I don't know. I kind of go back and forth on it. But...

- Do you think she likes you more than you like her?

Um, yeah, probably.

But I do like her. It's like...

The fact of the matter is, like, I love.

I really do love spending time with her.

Like, I have fun. Like, I'm having fun.

But, yeah,

I guess it's just worth having a conversation about

at the very least.

- I think I would speak to her about it.

- Yeah, I still don't... [ Blender whirring ]

Test it?

It's fucking good.

- So, I'll take it upstairs with the wine

and you have to run inside.

You can get changed into outfit.

Suit top, boxers, boots.

- The love-heart boxes.

- Okay, yeah. - With the boots.

And then you just bring the food up.

Done.

- Fuck! - What?

What am I going to talk about?

- Give me what you have with the poem.

No, I haven't got anything yet.

- Nothing? - Nope.

Come on, then.

Fuck!

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

when you're not around. all I think about is you."

I will not be taking Shakespeare's place

any time soon.

I just wanted to do a poem because I thought,

like, it's quite cute,

and I think she'll appreciate it a lot.

I'm so nervous for it, though, like, "Aah!"

Bet Harrison will be good at this.

Probably.

- Kenny low-key seem like he might be.

- Should we just go to the room? - Yeah.

- Because then the boys can... - Chime in.

- I'm low-key, like, thinking,

like I'm gonna have a conversation to, like,

- close things off maybe in here. - Wow.

- As you should. - When it happens,

Kenny, welcome to the club, baby.

- What about you, JaNa? - Your girl is happy.

Yay!

- So, basically, today is going to be the day that I do it,

because I'm like, I've been wanting to for.

So, I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tonight.

[ All cheering ]

[ Cheering continues ]

- Hi! - Hey, beautiful.

- How you doing? - Good. You smell good.

**

[ All cheering ]

- Stuck at a party with no way of leaving?

Well, Rob has just invented the greatest-ever Irish exit.

Down your drink, whisper some nonsense,

then moonwalk out of the conversation.

Textbook.

Damn, Rob.

Did you eat?

Huh? No.

- You haven't eaten anything today, though.

Yeah, I know.

- Where are we going? - Gonna go for chow.

Good evening.

- Da da da. [ Gasps ]

**

Date night.

- Nuh-uh! - Yeah.

Did you do this?

- Maybe. - No, you didn't!

- Yeah. - Oh, my God!

- Nuh-uh! - Date.

How did you do this?!

**

Aaron, are you lying to me right now?

- Why would I be lying? - Oh, my God!

- You said you wanted to go for a date,

so I was like, "Let's set one up here."

- You know? - Aah!

**

I think it's so cute.

And I've always been Team Aaron for Kaylor,

and I just think it was like a super-thoughtful gesture,

and I think it was needed. I think Kaylor deserved it.

And I'm very, very, very happy for them.

- This is the cutest thing. - Yeah.

And then I got these, as well.

- You set this up? - This one is better.

- Did you pick these? - Maybe.

- Aaron! - I know.

* Hold on *

* 'Cause I need your faith *

- Yes! - Yes, yes, yes, yes.

The hospitality king.

- Don't start crying. Don't make it 64.

Don't make it 64.

- Rob! Oh, my God! [ Laughs ]

Good evening. Dinner...

I hate you so much!

...is served.

Thank you very much, sir.

**

- Cheese? - [ Laughing ] Oh, my God!

When, when, when, when.

- I'll take it you're good. - Very much so, yeah.

Thank you, my butler.

- Salutations. - Thank you, man.

- Love you. - Oh, my God!

I wanted this -- I've wanted it for quite some time.

The crazy thing is,

I feel like what's happened in here

is harder than the idea of on the outside world,

living in two different continents.

Hopefully, I will make her as happy outside as I do in here.

Went off without a hitch.

* Your belief... *

Is it good?

You did not make this!

- I did! - No, you didn't.

- I did. - It's so good.

Oh, I just want to give you a kiss.

- I might have garlic breath, though.

- I love it. I love your garlic breath.

This is the best first date I've ever had in my life.

- I've got a poem for you, as well.

Ready? So..."Roses are red. Violets are blue.

When you're not around, all I think about is you.

Since the start of the show,

when we were sitting by the fire,

I knew you'd be the one that would deeply admire.

The way you see the world with them big, blue eyes

makes me want to stand next to you forever by your side.

And our time in the villa will shortly be over,

my love for you is as sure as a Pennsylvanian clover."

[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

- "Kaylor Dawn Martin, before this experience ends,

my question to you is would you like to be my girlfriend?"

- * Feeling like the brightest light *

* At the rose hill with me *

[ Cries ]

* You're amazing *

- Yes, I want to be. - Let's go!

Yes, yes!

- Whoo! - She said yes!

[ All cheering ]

Ow, ow!

[ Cheers and applause ]

* Baby, for the rest of our lives *

* If it's fine, we're walking through *

* Every season... *

* I can never... *

- Honestly, it fills my heart so much.

Like, that just made me so happy.

Like, I was just like, "That's what I wanted."

Well, now you have a boyfriend, so --

- Second one in my life. [ Both chuckle ]

And the last one.

- Ah! You're my boyfriend. - Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- You're my boyfriend. - Uh-huh.

I love you a lot.

**

- [ Laughs ] - Don't get emotional.

[ Both laugh ]

- For him to put all of that together

means the world to me.

I've never had someone, like, you know,

really put their effort into me.

And honestly, I have been wanting this

and I did not expect him to ask me this tonight.

And I did not expect any of this to happen tonight,

and I think that's what makes it even more special.

I can't believe you're my boyfriend!

Cheers, baby.

Cheers.

* Got all I need right here *

* If it's love, if it's time *

- You okay? - Yeah.

I'm happy. [ Both chuckle ]

- * Every night, there's nothing I wouldn't change *

Thank you so much.

**

* Give it all for you *

- Welcome back to "Love Island USA."

JaNa taught Kenny how to love,

and now Kenny's teaching JaNa how to walk.

- It's fine? - Yeah. You can hold it for me.

Oh, I swear,

if I fall and eat --

Yeah. Don't...

- I came off a boat into the villa.

[ Soft music plays ]

- Did you? - Yeah. I came off that boat.

- Oh, damn. Full-circle moment.

I'm sitting on your lap.

- Anyway, how are you? What's up? - I'm good.

I'm more relaxed today.

You saw me, and you're like, "Is something wrong?"

- No. Nothing's wrong. - Yeah, 'cause you're quiet.

I know you're usually quiet, but you're not this quiet.

I thought there was something wrong.

How are you feeling about us, though?

I'm feeling good.

- Give me a word other than good.

I was gonna elaborate.

[ Laughing ]

- Okay, go. - Um...

I think we're at a good spot.

Like, I was listening to you the other day.

- Mm. - And I was like, "Damn.

She's really, like, challenging me to think about...

you know, how to go about life.

At first, I'm not gonna lie.

It's like, "Is she like this all the time?"

Happy?

- "How does she have this energy,

just this great outlook on just the day, on life?"

- I do have this, like, fear of rejection.

I come in here, and I get rejected after reject after --

Yeah, you saw my track record.

So, like, I decided to be myself with you,

and, like, I found, like, the happiness I've been looking for.

- Mm-hmm. - I'm just really, really happy

that you've accepted me for who I am

and the way I act and the way I carry myself, you know?

- The way I think you wear your heart on your sleeve

and you give your all to people,

I think I'm blessed to find you.

Honestly, there's no one here that I want to spend time with.

Like, I just want to be with you.

- Really?! Are you just saying that?

- I want to be closed off with you in here.

[ Laughs ] Whoa! [ Laughs ]

- Whoa! Are you real? - For real for real.

- For real for real. - Really?

- That's so sweet! - I don't want to be

fucking around with nobody else.

[ Uplifting music plays ]

**

I'm getting married!

I'm joking, I'm joking.

But you guys are all invited.

You're so kind. Yeah. Carry my skirt, yeah.

- Mm-hmm. - Thank you. Kenny.

Dude, I cannot wait to meet, your mom just to tell her

she did such a good job all by herself.

Oh, she's a bad one, isn't she?

I know she's a baddie.

I bet she looks like a queen,

acts like a queen, carries herself like a queen.

Raised a king. That's a flex.

I hope she likes me.

- I love this outfit. - I love your heels.

It's giving "mom and dad on vacation"!

- Kenny! - Jet services.

- Kenny. - We had some time on the dock.

- Hey -- PSA. PSA.

We've changed the name of the dock.

- Not Doomsday Dock? - It's now the Dock of Dreams,

'cause I've been dreaming of him

asking for us to be closed off,

and then he asked if we could be closed off.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

**

What is it? What is it?!

- They're closed up! - JaNa and Kenny are closed up!

- Let's go! - Yeah!

- And they just became boyfriend and girlfriend.

- Oh! Congratulations! Mwah! Thank you, my love.

Congratulations to us! Yeah!

- Whoo! - We love love!

We're also getting married.

I'm -- [ All cheering ]

Relax, relax, relax. Yeah, look.

- Congrats, y'all. - Thank you.

- I hope I'm invited to the wedding.

You literally can feel the love tonight in here.

It's very -- I love it. Love love.

- Congratulations. - Come here. [ Laughs ]

- Mwah! I'm so proud of you. - Bravo.

- You have no idea. - Mwah!

Look at us grow.

- Everyone has been hit by Cupid's arrow today, I feel.

I got to check my drinks before I be drinking them,

'cause I'm scared you put something in my shit

and I'm about to be rushing to a decision

I know I shouldn't be rushing into.

- Here. - Hey, picture.

- [ Laughs ] - * It don't get better than this *

Ohh!

- [ Cellphone chimes ] - Shut up.

- Yo, he got a text! - I got a text!

- You're lying. - I don't believe you.

- Go on, then, boy! Let's see what it was!

[ All cheering ]

- Kaylor and Aaron! - Wait, wait, wait.

So sorry!

- JaNa and Kenny! - [ Laughs ]

- JaNa and Kenny! JaNa and Kenny! [ All cheering ]

Hey!

- Are you guys sure, me and Kenny?

- Stop! - I know, I know.

[ Men chanting "Hideaway!" ]

Just when you think this night couldn't get better,

y'all, after all I've been through,

this is officially the best day of my life.

Kenny!

- [ Laughing ] - Kenny!

Kenny, it's about to be nasty!

- Take videos -- Not those videos,

but, like, just of y'all enjoying these little moments. - Mm-hmm.

I really think, you know, this is pretty good for you,

especially after you guys just closed things off.

- So, you know, make it romantic. - Yeah.

- Oh, my. Oh, you got your -- - I love that.

- You brought some? - This is the thing, though.

I hate that I've already worn it.

- NayNay, that's okay. - I love red on you.

- What am I wearing to the hideaway?

My birthday suit.

I'm just gonna -- Okay, okay, okay, good.

- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hah, hah, hah, hah!

You're about to get it on.

- * Kenny, the Hideaway * - Oh.

Godspeed.

- Wait. Hey, hey! - I love you.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

- Kenny. - She looks stunning.

You're gonna literally have a go in your pants.

Okay, wait.

You're a bad bitch.

You got a fat ass.

- I'm just really excited to be with JaNa

in a room by ourselves.

- We're closing things off. We get this time.

Damn. It's gonna be a special night.

**

[ Laughing ]

Is this too much for you?

Your favorite color is red, right?

- Do you like? - Oh, my...

[ Laughs ]

You look cute.

- Hi, Kenny. - Mm.

[ All cheering ]

**

* NayNay in the Hideaway! *

* Hey, hey, hey, hey! *

[ All cheering ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Laughs ] You guys are crazy.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

**

- Kenny. [ Echoing Laughter ]

- A familiar face makes her return.

And "Love Island" royalty Maura Higgins hits the Villa

with the results of your votes.

Who's going home?

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

**

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