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So long I've waited.

Oh, yeah. No time to wait.

Oh, yeah.

Sunday in reasons. Oh, yeah.

To leave this place.

Hi, y 'all.

If you're looking for a holiday location
with a perfect blend of American and

British hospitality, then welcome to
Kissimmee Sunshine Park.

Kissimmee Sunshine Park, Central
Florida's friendliest RV resort.

Yeah, we've got everything you need.

Fancy a quick dip?

He means, would you like a swim?

Then try our newly renovated pool.

Well, how about... It's only going to be
in the background.

Oh, baby, that's all right. This is
cable. Nobody's going to see it.

You and your family can enjoy all the
facilities we have in the park.

Why not step into our new cafe?

Get stuck into eggs, bacon, beans, fried
slice, two toasts and a nice cup of

tea. That's the full English.

But we also have waffles, pancakes,
syrup and honey. You and your family

enjoy all the facilities in our park.

From the boating lake to the ice cream
shack.

Whatever grabs you, why not come down
and see us for a week, a night, or even

month? A warm and friendly welcome is
waiting.

Yay!

To the Sunshine Park commercial!

And the hordes of vacationers it's going
to bring through your gates. The hordes

of vacationers it's going to bring
through our gates. Cheers.

Cheers. What happened to that?

And now we've spent all that money on
the park, we're going to have a grand

reopening. Can I then? Well, I hope so.

How was your trip to Texas?

Oh, yeah.

They offered me a place.

That's great. Well done.

Kingsville. Military college.

Yeah.

I mean, my dad's pleased, but... Were
you not keen?

Not keen pretty much sums it up, sir,
yes.

He's not allowed to call me sir.

You were doing so well.

Jen, phone!

Hello? Jen?

Hi, it's Paul.

Oh! Oh, hi, Paul.

How are you?

So good seeing you the other week.

No, no, thank you.

A complete pleasure.

And I've just seen the advert.

Fantastic. Really?

Yeah, I'm going to get one, Dad. Well,
as long as you and Mal don't mind.

No, no, not at all.

Right, well, okay.

Congratulations and... Thank you. ...get
up soon, yeah? Thanks, Paul.

Bye. Ah, respect.

Can't have got a big game tomorrow.

I've only had a couple. Yeah, but you
don't drink.

Exactly.

Do you think that the advert really will
make a

difference? Yeah.

I mean, it's great the British consul's
seen it.

What the... What's going on? I don't
know. You tell me.

Yeah, yeah.

No, but... Hang on, hang on. Can you
just give me the bare

facts, you know? Because I'm confused. I
own this park and the road, all right?

And I'm confused. Who brought the court
order?

Who are you talking to? Are you talking
to the person in charge? I can't talk to

them and you at the same time. They know
the court number.

Sorry, yeah, hello.

Let's just go for the information, yeah?

Why have you closed my road?

What?

How much?

But it's my road.

Who's brought this court order?

This is ridiculous.

Right, you ready for this? We don't own
a strip of land we have to cross to

enter and exit the park, right?

Leave yourself room.

Consequently... is denied until $15 ,000
of unpaid rent

and a $5 ,000 advance surety are lodged
with the court.

So who does own it? Well, they'll save
the best till last. Mark, just tell me!

The claimant's anonymous!

Don't be stupid! Anonymous?

Listen, listen. If the court are
satisfied the claim is legitimate,

allowed to protect the bloody ruddy
claimants! What, in case I go down there

kill them?

What in the world's going on? When's it
going to reopen?

We're trapped in here. Just calm down.
It's outrageous.

And that includes you and all.

I'm going off to sort this out now, and
the road will reopen shortly. I'm

dangerous. Yes, this is a safety issue
now, and the park should be evacuated.

Yeah, right. You're going to have to
rehouse us in that Hyde Hotel going on

road to Orlando.

Yeah, or to Hilton, the one with the
hotels around the pool. We'll stay

That's right. Y 'all come on. Let's all
get packed up. Let's go.

Let's go.

Mal, how are we going to do this? Thanks
very much for your help back there.

Where are we going?

See the one person who might be able to
sort this bloody thing out.

He's a good player, isn't he? Can be.

Mel, what do you need?

Ah, yeah, well, um... We were wondering,
given that you're the mayor and the man

who knows everything, if you could shed
some light on this court order. Yeah,

you see, they've closed the entrance
road into the park, pending a payment of

$20 ,000.

And the action's been brought in
anonymously.

Yeah, and we just don't understand the
system, so... Thing is, when it comes to

court orders, the deed is done.

This horse has left the stable.

I can't intervene.

No, no, no, we're not asking you to do
that. No, no, no, goodness, no. But we

just wondered how we might find out
who's behind this.

You can't.

I'm afraid in situations like this, it
pretty much comes with its territory.

That is what happens when you own an RV
park.

Better get used to more of those.

We don't own the park.

Mr. Strauss owns half of it. Well, 49%.
So we talked to him. He'll know what

this is about. Herman, do you have a
contact number for him? I'm assuming

you've met him, Mr.

Strauss. Actually, I'm sorry. I've never
even heard of a Mr. Strauss.

You must have. He owned the park before
we did. He owned it outright.

Don't know him. Never met him.

Come on! Sharpen it up out there, boys!

Find Strauss.

That's the answer.

Yeah, well, before that, before
anything, if we don't pay them what

asking, the park stays shut.

Yeah, so find Strauss, because that
court order's wrong.

Wrong or not, I'm telling you, it's
being enforced.

And the thing is, we haven't even got
half of what they're asking for.

What? Why?

What happened?

Jen, whose idea was it to have an
emergency fund, yeah? And who said, no,

no, no, they'll spend the money on the
park and on advertisements?

Oh, come on. Neither one of us could
have predicted that this was going to

happen. That's why it's called an
emergency fund. If you don't have one,

happens. No, no, no, no.

We're going to overturn that bullshit
ruling. Yes, yes, yes, we are, Mal.

So you keep them happy at the park and
I'll find Strauss. You drop me off at

home and keep the faith, Mal.

Keep the bloody faith.

Long side.

First choice legal advice. Dean Booty
here to help you win.

Let's get started. Who am I speaking
with?

Oh, hi.

It's Jen Pemberton from the Kissimmee
Sunshine Park.

You're back from Havana?

Right, yeah.

So we need to get in touch with Mr.
Strauss, the former owner?

Due to conflict of interest, this phone
call ends right there.

Thank you.

I need to talk to Mr. Brown.

Happy word, Greeks bearing gifts.

Well, we just want you to know we
appreciate the inconvenience you're

through. Don't think you can buy us all.

Is the hotel going to send a minibus?

Mr. Pemberton!

Mr. Pemberton!

Mr. Pemberton, there is a tour bus
company on the phone.

They want to book 30 people for a three
-night stay.

They saw the commercial.

But they're coming in an hour. What do I
say?

Mr. Pemberton, now, what exactly is the
problem? What has to happen to get the

road open?

Pressure, pressure, pressure gonna drop
on you.

Mr. Strauss, Mr.

Strauss. Come out, come out, wherever
you are.

He's the invisible man.

I've checked the division of company,
Thomas Register, Defense Bureau, IRS,

nothing.

I mean, the park's there, but no owner's
name.

What about a private detective?

There you go. That's what it's going to
cost you if you want it done right and

fast. Let's do a Facebook shout -out.
Baby already did that.

Okay, I'll do one too. Oh, sweet. All 23
of Casper's friends are going to help.

Pepper, what the hell are you doing? Why
are you walking? Nobody walks in this

country. You should know that by now.

Where the hell's your car?

It's in the car lot.

Give me the parking lot.

No, the car lot. I sold it.

What? Why?

To get those bloody barriers removed,
which I've done by setting the

County court guys are on their way, so
while I'm waiting...

I'll get drunk.

What are you drinking?

Bourbon.

Let's get a lawyer. Let's fight this.
Jenny, you'd go bust trying to.

Fighting this in court would cost a
fortune.

Now, there is maybe a way out of this.

Well, Jen is trying to track down Mr.

Strauss, you know, the guy who used to
own the park.

Right, well, in fact, he still owns
nearly half of it, which means he's

for half the rent.

So if we would have split it, that would
buy us more time.

The problem is you're never going to
find Strauss. I mean, nobody's seen him.

Not even Tom Jerry. You remember Tom
Jerry, right?

How could I forget Tom Jerry?

Yeah, well...

He used to go to a cash box once a
month, pick up his wages and get

instructions. I mean, he didn't even
have a number on Strauss. I mean, it was

that shady.

What are you doing?

I'm having a bath.

You've got your clothes on.

I knew that was funny.

I'm a bit drunk.

Well, come on. What are you waiting for?

Ginny.

I don't know

Florida. Big skies.

Big everything.

Told the navigator today.

I know.

Do you think I didn't phone the park to
find out where you were?

It's just a car, Mal.

It's good.

You got the road open.

Hmm.

So how was your day?

Do you manage to track Strauss down?

Well, I got through to Dean Booty.

Well, that's brilliant. I mean, he
definitely knows where Strauss is. What

he say?

Well, he wouldn't talk. He won't talk.
He says it's a conflict of interest.

What are you doing?

You're in the bath with your clothes on.

I love that Lincoln.

Yeah. That and it's that.

Oh, please.

What is?

Well, we have to sell the house.

What? We don't own it. We rent it.

What?

I thought this was ours.

Nope. Hang on.

What happens when we run out of money?

Or has that happened already? Mum, I
can't go back to England.

Back to England?

Well, no -one is going back to England.

Dean Bowie, if you won't talk to us,

We get him to talk to somebody else.

Conan, come in. Thank you.

What's happened?

I've had a falling out with my dad, and
I was wondering if I could stay the

night.

Well, of course you can.

But I do have to ask that if he calls, I
really think it's best that you don't

take me here.

Sure, that's fine, yeah.

Sir, apologies for the hour.

An apology to the sir, but I appreciate
this.

Conan, you're welcome here any time. We
mean that.

But, look, it's late and I need to talk
to your dad, so would you like to show

Conan the spare room?

Sure.

Good night. Good night.

Stop.

Sleeping in the spare room never stopped
me, did it? Right, so who's this person

that we're going to get to talk to Dean
Booty for us?

That's a good question. It's a very good
question.

And I have absolutely no idea.

Answer it.

Hello.

Oh,

hi, Herman. Hi.

No,

Herman, no. No, we haven't seen Conan,
no.

Do you want me to see if he's rung Tina?

I'll call you back if he has.

Of course. OK, Herman.

Don't worry. I'm sure he's fine.

OK. Bye.

I'd better let Conan know.

I'm coming in, but I'm not looking.

Sorry to wake you if you're asleep.

Mum, what are you doing?

Um, Conan's dad.

Called. I think they're worried.

She just thought you'd checked to see if
he was in my bed. No.

Then why did you come in with your eyes
closed?

I just think he should call them.

You are so dishonest, Mum. Why would he
call them when he's not here?

Yeah, see?

So dishonest.

Well, come on.

Own up.

He's changing, isn't he? I mean, he's
drinking and fighting with his dad, so I

just thought you might be changing in
other ways, too.

Hey. Do you want that fight with the
bow?

No, sorry, I didn't have time to ask.

We were too busy having sex.

Jen! Jen, I've just had a brilliant idea
about how we could send to Dean Booty.

Ow. You send me because I go straight in
with a baseball bat, kick his goddamn

door down, he shits himself, tells him
what Strauss is on.

Thank you, Troy, but we have to keep it
legal.

He's not going to say anything.

Yeah, but in case he does, Dorothy?

He wants to say something.

Well, she could offer her body to him
and find my wife, uh... What's the word?

Is it a ring?

No, that ain't it.

Well, offer somebody's body, offer your
own. I suppose I could tell Mr.

Booty that I had a visitation, and Jesus
says he wants him to say where Mr.

Strauss lives.

Right. Okay, well, um... Thank you,
everybody.

It was gonna be a bit of a long shot,
but, um... Hey!

We try it.

Mr. Booty!

Don't get up.

Aiden Lever III here. I'm looking for a
lawyer.

Help me cut a deal. You in or out? Yes
or no?

Aiden, that's fantastic.

Thank you, dear.

Good job, Aiden.

You watch out. I'll chew your balls off.

Not really, dear.

Well, what do you think, pal?

Oh, no.

What? My dad's here. That's his car.
Let's get out of here.

You've got a big game.

Conan, stop. What's going on?

You've told him you're not going to
military college. Now you've just got to

stand your ground.

I haven't told him that.

What do you mean? What did you fight
about then?

Conan, there's enough things not
happening in our relationship without

not talking to the list.

You need to know how to fight about
what? Speak!

After your parents came to see him the
other day, he was so disrespectful.

In what way?

You just inadvertently let him know they
had money worries. But the admission's

enough for my dad, because no money
equals no status, and that just makes me

feel so... Where in the heck have you
been, boy?

I asked you a question.

Answer me.

Getting a good night's rest, sir.

I'll see you later.

This is your biggest game to date. Don't
let me... Don't let yourself down.

You best not be distracting my son.

Is there any change, sir?

Right, so, Aidan, when you get in, it's
an open office.

Booty's got a secretary, so you won't be
able to root around.

No rooting required.

Is this a wire, Freddie? Are you wiring
me? So we can hear everything, yeah.

Aidan. I know.

Yeah, um, uh, bottom line, get...

Mr. Strauss' contact information.
Exactly.

Whoo!

All right.

Yeah, well, let's get the show on the
road.

Dean Lever III looking for Dean Booty.

Yeah, have a seat. I'm with a client.

Come on.

I'm looking for a lawyer who does cash
transactions.

Hurry up or I'll go. Well, swear.

It's got to be the top of it.

Let's take care of this later.

Attaboy.

Did you watch?

I'm the boy, too.

Didn't want to put you off.

You were like a hero.

Hey!

Son.

Wow.

Watch my boy become a man out there.

Thank you, sir.

Then it's a good time to tell you.

I'm not going to military college.

What?

Get in the car.

No, sir. I'm going to stay here and
shower and go out with Tina.

You can shower at the club.

No, I'm going to shower here.

I'm glad you enjoyed the game.

I need some thicker, you know.

Iced tea with rum.

Now, how can I help you?

of RV parks, Palm Beach Way. I'm looking
to expand into central Florida.

Ah, well, I'm not a realtor. I don't
need you to be.

I know the park that I want.

Right. Kissimmee Sunshine Park.

I know the park you mean. I'm acquainted
with it, but it's not for sale. So I'm

sorry to disappoint, but thanks for
coming in.

What's he doing? He's screwing up.

He's too direct.

for sale.

That's why I need you to be my
middleman.

Because I can be very persuasive. See, I
talk in greenbacks.

So, let's let the owner decide if he
wants to part with his park.

I'll give him a call.

What's his name?

Strauss. Mr. Strauss. Would you call Mr.

Strauss and you tell him I do my
business dealings face to face?

And I'm leaving town this afternoon.

Let me see what I can do.

What's happening?

I can't hear anything.

Hey, it's me.

I've just had an interesting
proposition.

There's a man in my office.

He wants to take cash to spend his
sunshine.

Yeah.

A cash offer.

Joe, where do you want me?

We're on our way.

Come on, ladder. We're going for a ride.

Hang on a minute. They're leaving
together.

What are we doing now? Do we follow
them?

Why would Aiden's own RV be following
him?

It's gonna be kicking us off now. Come
on, bring us one down. It is down.

This is it.

Freddie, what's happening?

I've got to find my phone now, Mum. I'm
bloody fat now.

Dad,

we need that burning back there. The one
we just passed.

I can't see anything.

You're all right. There's nothing
coming. Just keep going.

Right, here, here, here.

Stop shouting.

Dad, are you somewhere?

OK, Dad. In about 200 yards. Take the
next left.

Here, Dad. Here. Turn here.

Here? The golf club?

Have you saw this is right?

Aidan's phone is... Yeah, on the other
side of that building.

You know what this means, don't you?

Yes, I bloody do.

Mr Strouth is Herman Bloody Block.

No wonder he didn't know who he was.
It's because it's himself.

I think everything's going to work out
just fine, Mr. Levin.

Don't just hide, hide, hide.

He'll go to a million.

Easy.

Okay.

Keep him interested while I deal with
the Pembertons.

Is that Paul?

Why don't you prepare the paperwork?

Stratford's not her, though. It's Paul.

Then your so -called friend Paul says
with a smile, I own a strip of land that

the Pembertons cannot cross without
paying me rent. But if you buy the park,

I'll include the strip in the deal. I
want to do something.

Mom? Dad? What's going on?

Mr. Strauss, it's Paul.

Paul. We must be able to go to court.
Paul is scamming us. It's a fraud.

Jen, in the United States, the one with
the most money wins.

Right or wrong isn't in it. It's the one
with the most.

So who has more, you or Paul?

Here we go.

These four right here.

I want them out of the club now.

Let's go show our members.

Herman, you tell your trashy daughter to
stay away from Conan from now on. My

son is going to marry up, not down.
Heck, y 'all ain't even sideways.

Just a bunch of RV -loving no -hopers is
what y 'all are. Sorry, excuse me.

Don't think we've met.

I'm Freddy.

Hiya. You're in violation of the dress
code, boy.

You sure you're Colin's dad?

Say what?

He's so nice, and you're such a...
Charming family.

Get him out of here.

This way, sir.

Conan is welcome in our house any time
he chooses. He's 18 years old. Oh,

right. He is 18 and stupid!

Yeah! And we're the father that cheats
at golf!

Don't play with him because he cheats,
all right? Massive C.

You just remember I am the mayor around
here. No! You remember not to insult my

family!

I don't cheat.

I may have moved my ball once or twice.

Hey.

I should have stopped you.

Is any of them there?

No, I mean, I should have stopped you
bringing us out here to Florida. I

never have let it happen. Hey, hey, hey.

Come on.

To be treated like this by a Brit. I
mean, I was thinking it's because it's

different here. It's because we don't
understand. But no, it's one of our own

cheating us and getting away with it.

Jen, Jen, listen, we're going to salvage
something from this, OK?

We'll be right back.

There just might be a legal way to sort
this all

out. Yes, lawyers are expensive, but I
know the lawyer we need, and maybe, just

maybe, all is not lost.

Mal, hi.

How's things?

Hey, what was the feedback like on the
advert? Love what you did with that, by

the way.

Thanks, thanks, yeah.

No, things aren't good at the moment.

In fact, it's probably as bad as it
gets.

I've messed up, Paul.

As in game over.

I know you probably can't, but I was
just wondering if you might be able

Come over to the park tomorrow to offer
some advice.

Oh, Mal, of course I will, mate.

I'll just make sure everything is okay
here in the morning, then I'll be

straight over. I'm sure it will all be
fine.

See ya.

Look, thanks for coming.

What's happening out there? Oh, we had
this grand reopening planned, but, um...

What the hell? One last hurrah, hey?

Maybe things aren't as bad as you think
they are.

No. No, they are.

I didn't read the sales contract
properly.

I'm stupid at worst and naive at best.

I've made us liable for the entrance
road rent, which we can't afford.

You know, we've, um, we've thrown all
our money at this park and...

There's nothing left.

Oh, Mal.

I don't know what to do.

You're going to lose everything.

Okay, Mal.

For anything else, you and Jen are not
going under, okay?

I mean, no guarantees until I've looked
at the contracts, but there will be

options. Like, I don't know.

I could buy the park.

Yeah. And in theory, if I did, I could
then employ you and Jen as live -on

managers, with the two of you still
retaining an interest of, say, 20 %?

Wow.

I don't know what to say.

You owe us something else. Hi.

Oh, excuse me. Dad, British Consul's
here. Great. Thank you, Frank.

Paul, please excuse me.

This is my husband, Mal. Mal, this is
Peter Maynard.

Mal, nice to meet you.

Afternoon, everybody.

I'd like to give a very warm welcome to
Mr Peter Maynard, who's the British

consul, who's going to say a few words.
But first, I just have to say that...

This park and all that we've started
doing with it wouldn't have been

without the help of a good friend of
ours and a fellow Brit, Mr. Paul

Come forward, Paul.

Don't be shy. Don't be shy.

Now, Paul is a cornerstone of the expat
community here.

And in Britain, someone like Paul is
known as, well, we like to call him,

A brick.

Yeah.

A brick.

That's brick with a B.

Can I please just add to that? It's so
great to be able to pay tribute

to Paul in front of the console because
Paul,

Paul has helped so many Brits.

Oh, look.

Some of them may be here today to
express their thanks and their

Yes, first we have the Beddows from
Carmarthen.

Paul saved Roy and Eileen when their
mobility scooter business ran into

trouble. In fact, he went so far as to
invest in their business and employ

Great job, Paul.

What a map.

So, next, we have the Millers from
Dundee. Come out, Mr.

and Mrs. Miller.

Paul saved your pet shop.

I don't understand.

How much did you pay him?

Okay, everyone, I think that we should
sing to Paul, don't you?

So here we go.

Now you sign the entrance road

over to us and give us back our 20
grand.

Or I'm going to tell these people
exactly what you've been up to.

Right now, in front of the British
Consul.

Over to you, Peter.

I'm delighted Mal and Jen invited me
here today, because I saw their

recently. Um,

what they say, well, you can't... Oh,
um, you'll also want to put things

right with the others that you, uh, that
you set up and ripped off.

You know, because, you see, if you
don't, the pedos in the millers, well,

solicitors will be getting some very
interesting papers in the post.

I think that should cover it all nicely.

Have a great day, Paul.

Bye, Paul. Thanks for coming. You have a
nice day now.

Bye.

Genius. You're a saviour.

What did you say to Booty?

How did you manage it? I told him that I
had recorded everything.

So he better jump ship and come to the
good side or be named and shamed.

I told him I was going to call the
police.

Thank you, Peter.

Kissimmee Sunshine RV Park.

You know, as Brits and Americans, we
stand together, but we sing as one.

Take it away.

Bum, bum, bum, bum. Stand up!

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