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So long I've waited.

Oh, yeah. No time to wait.

Oh, yeah.

Sunday in reasons. Oh, yeah.

To leave this place.

Hi, y 'all.

If you're looking for a holiday location with a perfect blend of American and

British hospitality, then welcome to Kissimmee Sunshine Park.

Kissimmee Sunshine Park, Central Florida's friendliest RV resort.

Yeah, we've got everything you need.

Fancy a quick dip?

He means, would you like a swim?

Then try our newly renovated pool.

Well, how about... It's only going to be in the background.

Oh, baby, that's all right. This is cable. Nobody's going to see it.

You and your family can enjoy all the facilities we have in the park.

Why not step into our new cafe?

Get stuck into eggs, bacon, beans, fried slice, two toasts and a nice cup of

tea. That's the full English.

But we also have waffles, pancakes, syrup and honey. You and your family

enjoy all the facilities in our park.

From the boating lake to the ice cream shack.

Whatever grabs you, why not come down and see us for a week, a night, or even

month? A warm and friendly welcome is waiting.

Yay!

To the Sunshine Park commercial!

And the hordes of vacationers it's going to bring through your gates. The hordes

of vacationers it's going to bring through our gates. Cheers.

Cheers. What happened to that?

And now we've spent all that money on the park, we're going to have a grand

reopening. Can I then? Well, I hope so.

How was your trip to Texas?

Oh, yeah.

They offered me a place.

That's great. Well done.

Kingsville. Military college.

Yeah.

I mean, my dad's pleased, but... Were you not keen?

Not keen pretty much sums it up, sir, yes.

He's not allowed to call me sir.

You were doing so well.

Jen, phone!

Hello? Jen?

Hi, it's Paul.

Oh! Oh, hi, Paul.

How are you?

So good seeing you the other week.

No, no, thank you.

A complete pleasure.

And I've just seen the advert.

Fantastic. Really?

Yeah, I'm going to get one, Dad. Well, as long as you and Mal don't mind.

No, no, not at all.

Right, well, okay.

Congratulations and... Thank you. ...get up soon, yeah? Thanks, Paul.

Bye. Ah, respect.

Can't have got a big game tomorrow.

I've only had a couple. Yeah, but you don't drink.

Exactly.

Do you think that the advert really will make a

difference? Yeah.

I mean, it's great the British consul's seen it.

What the... What's going on? I don't know. You tell me.

Yeah, yeah.

No, but... Hang on, hang on. Can you just give me the bare

facts, you know? Because I'm confused. I own this park and the road, all right?

And I'm confused. Who brought the court order?

Who are you talking to? Are you talking to the person in charge? I can't talk to

them and you at the same time. They know the court number.

Sorry, yeah, hello.

Let's just go for the information, yeah?

Why have you closed my road?

What?

How much?

But it's my road.

Who's brought this court order?

This is ridiculous.

Right, you ready for this? We don't own a strip of land we have to cross to

enter and exit the park, right?

Leave yourself room.

Consequently... is denied until $15 ,000 of unpaid rent

and a $5 ,000 advance surety are lodged with the court.

So who does own it? Well, they'll save the best till last. Mark, just tell me!

The claimant's anonymous!

Don't be stupid! Anonymous?

Listen, listen. If the court are satisfied the claim is legitimate,

allowed to protect the bloody ruddy claimants! What, in case I go down there

kill them?

What in the world's going on? When's it going to reopen?

We're trapped in here. Just calm down. It's outrageous.

And that includes you and all.

I'm going off to sort this out now, and the road will reopen shortly. I'm

dangerous. Yes, this is a safety issue now, and the park should be evacuated.

Yeah, right. You're going to have to rehouse us in that Hyde Hotel going on

road to Orlando.

Yeah, or to Hilton, the one with the hotels around the pool. We'll stay

That's right. Y 'all come on. Let's all get packed up. Let's go.

Let's go.

Mal, how are we going to do this? Thanks very much for your help back there.

Where are we going?

See the one person who might be able to sort this bloody thing out.

He's a good player, isn't he? Can be.

Mel, what do you need?

Ah, yeah, well, um... We were wondering, given that you're the mayor and the man

who knows everything, if you could shed some light on this court order. Yeah,

you see, they've closed the entrance road into the park, pending a payment of

$20 ,000.

And the action's been brought in anonymously.

Yeah, and we just don't understand the system, so... Thing is, when it comes to

court orders, the deed is done.

This horse has left the stable.

I can't intervene.

No, no, no, we're not asking you to do that. No, no, no, goodness, no. But we

just wondered how we might find out who's behind this.

You can't.

I'm afraid in situations like this, it pretty much comes with its territory.

That is what happens when you own an RV park.

Better get used to more of those.

We don't own the park.

Mr. Strauss owns half of it. Well, 49%. So we talked to him. He'll know what

this is about. Herman, do you have a contact number for him? I'm assuming

you've met him, Mr.

Strauss. Actually, I'm sorry. I've never even heard of a Mr. Strauss.

You must have. He owned the park before we did. He owned it outright.

Don't know him. Never met him.

Come on! Sharpen it up out there, boys!

Find Strauss.

That's the answer.

Yeah, well, before that, before anything, if we don't pay them what

asking, the park stays shut.

Yeah, so find Strauss, because that court order's wrong.

Wrong or not, I'm telling you, it's being enforced.

And the thing is, we haven't even got half of what they're asking for.

What? Why?

What happened?

Jen, whose idea was it to have an emergency fund, yeah? And who said, no,

no, no, they'll spend the money on the park and on advertisements?

Oh, come on. Neither one of us could have predicted that this was going to

happen. That's why it's called an emergency fund. If you don't have one,

happens. No, no, no, no.

We're going to overturn that bullshit ruling. Yes, yes, yes, we are, Mal.

So you keep them happy at the park and I'll find Strauss. You drop me off at

home and keep the faith, Mal.

Keep the bloody faith.

Long side.

First choice legal advice. Dean Booty here to help you win.

Let's get started. Who am I speaking with?

Oh, hi.

It's Jen Pemberton from the Kissimmee Sunshine Park.

You're back from Havana?

Right, yeah.

So we need to get in touch with Mr. Strauss, the former owner?

Due to conflict of interest, this phone call ends right there.

Thank you.

I need to talk to Mr. Brown.

Happy word, Greeks bearing gifts.

Well, we just want you to know we appreciate the inconvenience you're

through. Don't think you can buy us all.

Is the hotel going to send a minibus?

Mr. Pemberton!

Mr. Pemberton!

Mr. Pemberton, there is a tour bus company on the phone.

They want to book 30 people for a three -night stay.

They saw the commercial.

But they're coming in an hour. What do I say?

Mr. Pemberton, now, what exactly is the problem? What has to happen to get the

road open?

Pressure, pressure, pressure gonna drop on you.

Mr. Strauss, Mr.

Strauss. Come out, come out, wherever you are.

He's the invisible man.

I've checked the division of company, Thomas Register, Defense Bureau, IRS,

nothing.

I mean, the park's there, but no owner's name.

What about a private detective?

There you go. That's what it's going to cost you if you want it done right and

fast. Let's do a Facebook shout -out. Baby already did that.

Okay, I'll do one too. Oh, sweet. All 23 of Casper's friends are going to help.

Pepper, what the hell are you doing? Why are you walking? Nobody walks in this

country. You should know that by now.

Where the hell's your car?

It's in the car lot.

Give me the parking lot.

No, the car lot. I sold it.

What? Why?

To get those bloody barriers removed, which I've done by setting the

County court guys are on their way, so while I'm waiting...

I'll get drunk.

What are you drinking?

Bourbon.

Let's get a lawyer. Let's fight this. Jenny, you'd go bust trying to.

Fighting this in court would cost a fortune.

Now, there is maybe a way out of this.

Well, Jen is trying to track down Mr.

Strauss, you know, the guy who used to own the park.

Right, well, in fact, he still owns nearly half of it, which means he's

for half the rent.

So if we would have split it, that would buy us more time.

The problem is you're never going to find Strauss. I mean, nobody's seen him.

Not even Tom Jerry. You remember Tom Jerry, right?

How could I forget Tom Jerry?

Yeah, well...

He used to go to a cash box once a month, pick up his wages and get

instructions. I mean, he didn't even have a number on Strauss. I mean, it was

that shady.

What are you doing?

I'm having a bath.

You've got your clothes on.

I knew that was funny.

I'm a bit drunk.

Well, come on. What are you waiting for?

Ginny.

I don't know

Florida. Big skies.

Big everything.

Told the navigator today.

I know.

Do you think I didn't phone the park to find out where you were?

It's just a car, Mal.

It's good.

You got the road open.

Hmm.

So how was your day?

Do you manage to track Strauss down?

Well, I got through to Dean Booty.

Well, that's brilliant. I mean, he definitely knows where Strauss is. What

he say?

Well, he wouldn't talk. He won't talk. He says it's a conflict of interest.

What are you doing?

You're in the bath with your clothes on.

I love that Lincoln.

Yeah. That and it's that.

Oh, please.

What is?

Well, we have to sell the house.

What? We don't own it. We rent it.

What?

I thought this was ours.

Nope. Hang on.

What happens when we run out of money?

Or has that happened already? Mum, I can't go back to England.

Back to England?

Well, no -one is going back to England.

Dean Bowie, if you won't talk to us,

We get him to talk to somebody else.

Conan, come in. Thank you.

What's happened?

I've had a falling out with my dad, and I was wondering if I could stay the

night.

Well, of course you can.

But I do have to ask that if he calls, I really think it's best that you don't

take me here.

Sure, that's fine, yeah.

Sir, apologies for the hour.

An apology to the sir, but I appreciate this.

Conan, you're welcome here any time. We mean that.

But, look, it's late and I need to talk to your dad, so would you like to show

Conan the spare room?

Sure.

Good night. Good night.

Stop.

Sleeping in the spare room never stopped me, did it? Right, so who's this person

that we're going to get to talk to Dean Booty for us?

That's a good question. It's a very good question.

And I have absolutely no idea.

Answer it.

Hello.

Oh,

hi, Herman. Hi.

No,

Herman, no. No, we haven't seen Conan, no.

Do you want me to see if he's rung Tina?

I'll call you back if he has.

Of course. OK, Herman.

Don't worry. I'm sure he's fine.

OK. Bye.

I'd better let Conan know.

I'm coming in, but I'm not looking.

Sorry to wake you if you're asleep.

Mum, what are you doing?

Um, Conan's dad.

Called. I think they're worried.

She just thought you'd checked to see if he was in my bed. No.

Then why did you come in with your eyes closed?

I just think he should call them.

You are so dishonest, Mum. Why would he call them when he's not here?

Yeah, see?

So dishonest.

Well, come on.

Own up.

He's changing, isn't he? I mean, he's drinking and fighting with his dad, so I

just thought you might be changing in other ways, too.

Hey. Do you want that fight with the bow?

No, sorry, I didn't have time to ask.

We were too busy having sex.

Jen! Jen, I've just had a brilliant idea about how we could send to Dean Booty.

Ow. You send me because I go straight in with a baseball bat, kick his goddamn

door down, he shits himself, tells him what Strauss is on.

Thank you, Troy, but we have to keep it legal.

He's not going to say anything.

Yeah, but in case he does, Dorothy?

He wants to say something.

Well, she could offer her body to him and find my wife, uh... What's the word?

Is it a ring?

No, that ain't it.

Well, offer somebody's body, offer your own. I suppose I could tell Mr.

Booty that I had a visitation, and Jesus says he wants him to say where Mr.

Strauss lives.

Right. Okay, well, um... Thank you, everybody.

It was gonna be a bit of a long shot, but, um... Hey!

We try it.

Mr. Booty!

Don't get up.

Aiden Lever III here. I'm looking for a lawyer.

Help me cut a deal. You in or out? Yes or no?

Aiden, that's fantastic.

Thank you, dear.

Good job, Aiden.

You watch out. I'll chew your balls off.

Not really, dear.

Well, what do you think, pal?

Oh, no.

What? My dad's here. That's his car. Let's get out of here.

You've got a big game.

Conan, stop. What's going on?

You've told him you're not going to military college. Now you've just got to

stand your ground.

I haven't told him that.

What do you mean? What did you fight about then?

Conan, there's enough things not happening in our relationship without

not talking to the list.

You need to know how to fight about what? Speak!

After your parents came to see him the other day, he was so disrespectful.

In what way?

You just inadvertently let him know they had money worries. But the admission's

enough for my dad, because no money equals no status, and that just makes me

feel so... Where in the heck have you been, boy?

I asked you a question.

Answer me.

Getting a good night's rest, sir.

I'll see you later.

This is your biggest game to date. Don't let me... Don't let yourself down.

You best not be distracting my son.

Is there any change, sir?

Right, so, Aidan, when you get in, it's an open office.

Booty's got a secretary, so you won't be able to root around.

No rooting required.

Is this a wire, Freddie? Are you wiring me? So we can hear everything, yeah.

Aidan. I know.

Yeah, um, uh, bottom line, get...

Mr. Strauss' contact information. Exactly.

Whoo!

All right.

Yeah, well, let's get the show on the road.

Dean Lever III looking for Dean Booty.

Yeah, have a seat. I'm with a client.

Come on.

I'm looking for a lawyer who does cash transactions.

Hurry up or I'll go. Well, swear.

It's got to be the top of it.

Let's take care of this later.

Attaboy.

Did you watch?

I'm the boy, too.

Didn't want to put you off.

You were like a hero.

Hey!

Son.

Wow.

Watch my boy become a man out there.

Thank you, sir.

Then it's a good time to tell you.

I'm not going to military college.

What?

Get in the car.

No, sir. I'm going to stay here and shower and go out with Tina.

You can shower at the club.

No, I'm going to shower here.

I'm glad you enjoyed the game.

I need some thicker, you know.

Iced tea with rum.

Now, how can I help you?

of RV parks, Palm Beach Way. I'm looking to expand into central Florida.

Ah, well, I'm not a realtor. I don't need you to be.

I know the park that I want.

Right. Kissimmee Sunshine Park.

I know the park you mean. I'm acquainted with it, but it's not for sale. So I'm

sorry to disappoint, but thanks for coming in.

What's he doing? He's screwing up.

He's too direct.

for sale.

That's why I need you to be my middleman.

Because I can be very persuasive. See, I talk in greenbacks.

So, let's let the owner decide if he wants to part with his park.

I'll give him a call.

What's his name?

Strauss. Mr. Strauss. Would you call Mr.

Strauss and you tell him I do my business dealings face to face?

And I'm leaving town this afternoon.

Let me see what I can do.

What's happening?

I can't hear anything.

Hey, it's me.

I've just had an interesting proposition.

There's a man in my office.

He wants to take cash to spend his sunshine.

Yeah.

A cash offer.

Joe, where do you want me?

We're on our way.

Come on, ladder. We're going for a ride.

Hang on a minute. They're leaving together.

What are we doing now? Do we follow them?

Why would Aiden's own RV be following him?

It's gonna be kicking us off now. Come on, bring us one down. It is down.

This is it.

Freddie, what's happening?

I've got to find my phone now, Mum. I'm bloody fat now.

Dad,

we need that burning back there. The one we just passed.

I can't see anything.

You're all right. There's nothing coming. Just keep going.

Right, here, here, here.

Stop shouting.

Dad, are you somewhere?

OK, Dad. In about 200 yards. Take the next left.

Here, Dad. Here. Turn here.

Here? The golf club?

Have you saw this is right?

Aidan's phone is... Yeah, on the other side of that building.

You know what this means, don't you?

Yes, I bloody do.

Mr Strouth is Herman Bloody Block.

No wonder he didn't know who he was. It's because it's himself.

I think everything's going to work out just fine, Mr. Levin.

Don't just hide, hide, hide.

He'll go to a million.

Easy.

Okay.

Keep him interested while I deal with the Pembertons.

Is that Paul?

Why don't you prepare the paperwork?

Stratford's not her, though. It's Paul.

Then your so -called friend Paul says with a smile, I own a strip of land that

the Pembertons cannot cross without paying me rent. But if you buy the park,

I'll include the strip in the deal. I want to do something.

Mom? Dad? What's going on?

Mr. Strauss, it's Paul.

Paul. We must be able to go to court. Paul is scamming us. It's a fraud.

Jen, in the United States, the one with the most money wins.

Right or wrong isn't in it. It's the one with the most.

So who has more, you or Paul?

Here we go.

These four right here.

I want them out of the club now.

Let's go show our members.

Herman, you tell your trashy daughter to stay away from Conan from now on. My

son is going to marry up, not down. Heck, y 'all ain't even sideways.

Just a bunch of RV -loving no -hopers is what y 'all are. Sorry, excuse me.

Don't think we've met.

I'm Freddy.

Hiya. You're in violation of the dress code, boy.

You sure you're Colin's dad?

Say what?

He's so nice, and you're such a... Charming family.

Get him out of here.

This way, sir.

Conan is welcome in our house any time he chooses. He's 18 years old. Oh,

right. He is 18 and stupid!

Yeah! And we're the father that cheats at golf!

Don't play with him because he cheats, all right? Massive C.

You just remember I am the mayor around here. No! You remember not to insult my

family!

I don't cheat.

I may have moved my ball once or twice.

Hey.

I should have stopped you.

Is any of them there?

No, I mean, I should have stopped you bringing us out here to Florida. I

never have let it happen. Hey, hey, hey.

Come on.

To be treated like this by a Brit. I mean, I was thinking it's because it's

different here. It's because we don't understand. But no, it's one of our own

cheating us and getting away with it.

Jen, Jen, listen, we're going to salvage something from this, OK?

We'll be right back.

There just might be a legal way to sort this all

out. Yes, lawyers are expensive, but I know the lawyer we need, and maybe, just

maybe, all is not lost.

Mal, hi.

How's things?

Hey, what was the feedback like on the advert? Love what you did with that, by

the way.

Thanks, thanks, yeah.

No, things aren't good at the moment.

In fact, it's probably as bad as it gets.

I've messed up, Paul.

As in game over.

I know you probably can't, but I was just wondering if you might be able

Come over to the park tomorrow to offer some advice.

Oh, Mal, of course I will, mate.

I'll just make sure everything is okay here in the morning, then I'll be

straight over. I'm sure it will all be fine.

See ya.

Look, thanks for coming.

What's happening out there? Oh, we had this grand reopening planned, but, um...

What the hell? One last hurrah, hey?

Maybe things aren't as bad as you think they are.

No. No, they are.

I didn't read the sales contract properly.

I'm stupid at worst and naive at best.

I've made us liable for the entrance road rent, which we can't afford.

You know, we've, um, we've thrown all our money at this park and...

There's nothing left.

Oh, Mal.

I don't know what to do.

You're going to lose everything.

Okay, Mal.

For anything else, you and Jen are not going under, okay?

I mean, no guarantees until I've looked at the contracts, but there will be

options. Like, I don't know.

I could buy the park.

Yeah. And in theory, if I did, I could then employ you and Jen as live -on

managers, with the two of you still retaining an interest of, say, 20 %?

Wow.

I don't know what to say.

You owe us something else. Hi.

Oh, excuse me. Dad, British Consul's here. Great. Thank you, Frank.

Paul, please excuse me.

This is my husband, Mal. Mal, this is Peter Maynard.

Mal, nice to meet you.

Afternoon, everybody.

I'd like to give a very warm welcome to Mr Peter Maynard, who's the British

consul, who's going to say a few words. But first, I just have to say that...

This park and all that we've started doing with it wouldn't have been

without the help of a good friend of ours and a fellow Brit, Mr. Paul

Come forward, Paul.

Don't be shy. Don't be shy.

Now, Paul is a cornerstone of the expat community here.

And in Britain, someone like Paul is known as, well, we like to call him,

A brick.

Yeah.

A brick.

That's brick with a B.

Can I please just add to that? It's so great to be able to pay tribute

to Paul in front of the console because Paul,

Paul has helped so many Brits.

Oh, look.

Some of them may be here today to express their thanks and their

Yes, first we have the Beddows from Carmarthen.

Paul saved Roy and Eileen when their mobility scooter business ran into

trouble. In fact, he went so far as to invest in their business and employ

Great job, Paul.

What a map.

So, next, we have the Millers from Dundee. Come out, Mr.

and Mrs. Miller.

Paul saved your pet shop.

I don't understand.

How much did you pay him?

Okay, everyone, I think that we should sing to Paul, don't you?

So here we go.

Now you sign the entrance road

over to us and give us back our 20 grand.

Or I'm going to tell these people exactly what you've been up to.

Right now, in front of the British Consul.

Over to you, Peter.

I'm delighted Mal and Jen invited me here today, because I saw their

recently. Um,

what they say, well, you can't... Oh, um, you'll also want to put things

right with the others that you, uh, that you set up and ripped off.

You know, because, you see, if you don't, the pedos in the millers, well,

solicitors will be getting some very interesting papers in the post.

I think that should cover it all nicely.

Have a great day, Paul.

Bye, Paul. Thanks for coming. You have a nice day now.

Bye.

Genius. You're a saviour.

What did you say to Booty?

How did you manage it? I told him that I had recorded everything.

So he better jump ship and come to the good side or be named and shamed.

I told him I was going to call the police.

Thank you, Peter.

Kissimmee Sunshine RV Park.

You know, as Brits and Americans, we stand together, but we sing as one.

Take it away.

Bum, bum, bum, bum. Stand up!

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