All language subtitles for its_garry_shandlings_s03e01_goin_places

Listen, we're going to be able to get
the flight from Houston with a

flight in Atlanta, so it's going to work
out perfectly.

All right?

You want a window seat?

What I can do there?

Window seat.

Oh, I got you one.

Yep. And it's on the inside of the
plane.

How do you like that?

It's just a travel agency joke, mister.

Mr. Gray, yeah, that's right. That's why
we're here, is to make traveling fun.

All right, then. Well, listen, you have
a nice flight, and thanks for going

places.

All right, bye now. Tell the missus I
said hi.

I know you're a little confused,
frankly.

I don't get it myself.

But, see, what's going on is...

You know, during the summer, you know
there was that writer's strike that shut

down the whole town? You know about
that, right?

All right.

So I had to take a job here at this
travel agency during the summer.

So I didn't know when we'd be starting
the show up again, so I'm stuck here.

This is my last week. I'm out of here,
and then I'll be doing my show full

But in the meantime, I've got to do my
work here.

So just bear with me if you...

Don't mind. It's a great job. It's
exciting because I get to meet lots of

interesting people and, you know, I'm a
people person.

So this is perfect for me.

So let me just finish Mr. Gray's ticket.

Hey, has anyone seen those TWA vouchers?

They're on, uh, Coletta's desk. Oh,
thanks.

Where they're supposed to be.

Right. Where you were supposed to put
them?

Right. Where I put them for you.

That's great, Gary. And remind me to
tell you where you can put my typewriter

little later, huh?

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Hi. Hi, Nancy.

Oh, hi, Ian. Oh, that's beautiful.

Thanks. Oh,

that's Nancy's new boyfriend, Ian. I
know he looks... A lot like that guy in

soap opera, but it's not the same guy, I
swear.

He's really been hanging around here a
lot. I can't believe he's actually back

again.

And you'd think he'd bring flowers for
everybody.

Like she's so special.

Oh, it's my coffee break.

If you'll just excuse me, why don't you
listen to the opening theme, and I'm

just going to have a well -deserved
cigarette and a cup of java, all right?

This is the theme to Gary's show.

The theme to Gary's show. Gary called me
up and asked if I would write his theme

song. I'm almost halfway finished. How
do you like it so far?

How do you like the theme to Gary's
show?

This is the theme to Gary's show. The
opening theme to Gary's show. This is

music that you hear as you watch the
credits.

We're almost two apart.

of where I start to whistle. Then we'll
watch a Gary Shandling show.

This was the theme to Gary Shandling's
show.

Oh.

That's right, I smoke now because I'm a
travel agent.

Did you see that? He drank all the
coffee.

This guy comes in here. He doesn't even
work in here.

He's just her boyfriend. He comes and he
drinks all the coffee. You know, and he

doesn't even chip in.

Ain't no one kidding.

Look, there's not even any water. Look,
we're low on water.

There wasn't any water in there at all
earlier, I swear.

I don't even know where that water came
from. Believe me.

I bet he goes from the coffee maker to
the water to the coffee maker to the

water.

And back again.

Nancy, if you're going to be here much
longer, I really should call the field

and have them hold the curtain on me.

Ian, you are too much.

Honestly.

Oh, Gary, don't you just love his
accent?

I live for his accent.

Really, I'd love to hear how it sounds
when he says, can I chip in for coffee?

Can I see a minute? Oh, oh, oh, Mr.

Cravely. Mr.

Cravely. You're going to love my boss,
Mr. Cravely. He's the best boss in the

whole world.

Oh, did you know, did you see these?

Employee of the month.

Gary, Gary.

The letter.

Gary.

is better than an Emmy Award, isn't it?

God, don't you hate stiletto.

You know, I could have been employee of
the month, too, if I'd worn a flimsy

halter top.

Shandling! Oh, coming, Mr. Cravely.

But just for a second, because I want to
make sure I complete my full day's

work.

Oh, me too, sir.

Me too. These are bad for you. And bad
for the office. Listen, Gary, I'm having

a little problem with your friend Nancy.

Really? Yeah.

What? Well, ever since she started...
Give me that. Ever since she started...

got it. I got it.

Ever since she started seeing this new
guy, you know, her new boyfriend, her

work has been slacking off something
awful. And, you know, I... Well, let me

it this way. I hate to let her go.

Let her go, Mr. Cravely, but she's just
in love. You remember when you were

first in love with, you know, the
beautiful, beautiful... The

beautiful Mrs.

Cravely?

There's nothing like this of her, sir.
It wasn't in company time.

No, no.

I wasn't implying that it was, sir. I
know it wasn't during company time. It's

just...

Look, why don't you let me talk to
Nancy? Because, you know, she's a friend

mine. I think I can straighten the whole
thing out. Great. I was hoping you'd

see it that way. Thanks.

Thank you, Mr. Franklin. And by the way,
great job in landing the Lakers

account. It's my favorite team. Oh, mine
too, sir. Mine too. And I think this is

one form of traveling the Lakers won't
mind.

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Just wanted to make sure everything was
set for Pete's parents' flight tomorrow.

Oh, sure, let me check.

You know, it's the baby's first birthday
tomorrow.

Yes, please, Jackie. Okay.

I love the way you punch those buttons.

Could you hit another one? Oh, stop.

Hit a big one.

No.

Go on, just one.

Big one. All right, just one.

Easy being a nine to five working man.

Come home and watch the boob tube a
little.

to get my show.

Did you guys have a nice time at the
play? Oh, it was great.

Well, I got your note, Gary.

You didn't call me over here to watch
your show again, did you?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's not a good one anyway.

I just want to talk to you about your
work. That's why I got that note.

What about my work?

Ian, Ian, Ian, why don't you sit down
and watch some TV?

No, thanks. I never watch TV, Gary.

This could be a good start.

Come on, have a seat.

Really, it's a comedy. It's great. Sit
down.

You'll be very interested.

Sit. Look, it's you. It's you.

Oh, my goodness.

It is me.

Nancy?

Look, I'm on TV. Oh, you look good on
TV, honey.

Look, I'm smiling.

I'm frowning.

Well, cheer up on that.

Okay,

Gary.

What about work?

It's about Ian.

Cravely wanted to know about Ian. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.

You mean you were talking to Mr. Cravely
about my personal life? No, no, no, no,

no. Not exactly. He brought it up. It's
just that, look,

you've got to admit that your personal
life has completely invaded your work.

And your work's suffering.

Oh, is it really Mr. Cravely's little
pet?

I am not Mr. Cravely's little pet. Oh,
no.

Oh, don't do this.

Oh, oh, nice cologne, Mr.

Cravely. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh,
oh, oh, make me employee of the month,

Mr. Cravely.

You know, you get jealous. You're just
jealous. This is like Amadeus. That's

that's going on here.

That is, that is it. Forget it, forget
it. Why don't you just worry about your

job, and I will worry about mine. Thank
you very much. Ian, we're going. Don't

say I didn't try to tell you.

Don't say I didn't try to tell you.

Hey, thanks, guys.

I'll grab your house. Oh, great.

Great. My house.

What'd I miss?

Did I miss anything?

Nancy, could you hand me the Amtrak
schedule, please?

Nancy?

Nancy, could I? Hello?

Hello?

Thank you.

You throw like a girl. You know that?

You throw. You throw.

Okay. Okay.

Tell her, Pete.

Nancy, you lost my parents.

What are you talking about?

Well, they weren't booked on their
connecting flight, and now they're

in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Oh, no. That can't be right. Yes, it is.
Yeah. Look.

Oh, my God. It's been a race. This is
horrible. They're going to miss the

now. No, no, no.

I can probably book him another flight.
Go ahead. Let's go.

Come on.

Well, they're all full.

I see. You've been booking everybody
else but them.

I'm sorry. I'm upset.

My parents are trapped in the deep
south.

Excuse me. Oh, Mr. Gravely. Your cologne
sure smells nice today. Yeah. Excuse

me. Is there a problem?

Oh, no, no. Everything's just fine, Mr.
Gravely. Oh, running as smooth as your

silk tie.

Thank you, Gary. Look, Nancy, when
you're done working with these people,

you step into my office? Oh, sure, you
bet. Look, poor Grant isn't going to see

his Nana and Pop -Pop ever again.

All right, just excuse me one minute.
Have a seat, Pete.

Oh, Gary, this is all my fault. You know
what I did? I was fooling around with

Ian on the computer, and I erased the
Schumacher reservation. No, I know, I

know, I know. He's going to kill me. I
know, I know, I know he is. All right,

let's think for a second.

I think I know there's a way to get the
Schumachers out of Charlotte.

Didn't we book the Lakers on a flight,
and then we had to make some special

arrangements for Kurt Rambis?

Oh, right, because now he's with the
Hornets, the Charlotte Hornets. The

Charlotte Hornets, that's right. And,
you know, I think he had a return flight

today.

And if I recall,

I booked... There it is. I booked him
three seats because he's so tall.

Oh, Gary.

Was I thinking? Was I thinking?

I tell you, it always comes back to me.
You know how hard I... Gary, the party

starts at 7 o 'clock.

It's so exciting.

You know, I have wanted to get Kurt
Rambis on my TV show for so long.

it be funny if it's me working at a
travel agency to finally meet him?

Hello, Charlotte.

Hello, Charlotte.

Go in places. This is Gary Shandling.
Sherman Oaks, go in places.

How's it going?

Listen, we have a serious problem.

A and C. Want to sit near the window? I
know how you like to watch the wings.

I think I have the whole row here.

Yes, again, string bean.

Read them and weep.

Go ahead, honey.

Sorry.

Thank you.

Oh, my foot.

Okay.

Oh, my purse.

Okay, honey.

While we were boarding the plane, I spit
out my gum.

And I think it got swallowed up by the
engine.

That's not going to hurt anything, is
it?

No, no, don't be silly. A little piece
of gum can't hurt a supersonic engine.

Hey, that's my armrest.

They dropped off the screen. Wait a
minute.

Oh,

I've never seen anything like this. They
had to make an emergency landing in

Denver because the engine blew a big
bubble and then went out.

I've never heard of that happening.

Honey, that always seems to happen
whenever your parents fly.

What are you going to do? What are you
going to do? Look,

I think I can get them on a federal
express plane.

I know there's one in San Diego. Gary,
these are old people. Gary, that's not

good enough for my parents.

recognize you. You're Kurt Rambis. Oh,
you're the white boy who wears glasses

the basketball court.

Kurt, Kurt, I, would you let me try on
you?

you didn't start this year.

Try hers on. Go ahead.

These are great.

Oh, look. I can read every name on these
overnight letters.

There's Helen Aronson and Eddie
Albalufia.

I tried to get him through on us. Gary,
Gary, I put my trust in Lou. And look

what you've done.

Thanks a lot. I can't do this. Look what
he's done. I can't do this. Don't

worry. Everything's going to be okay. I
can't do this. Come on, Gary. Get him

together. Hello?

Gary,

get a grip on yourself.

Lou,

Lou, Lou.

Mr. Fields needs a rest. Mr.

Delano.

Changing your address?

Please allow three weeks for delivery.

Find things fast in our classifieds. For
information on rates, call our toll

-free number.

Will you please read to yourself?

I can't help it. These glasses, they've
opened up a whole new world for me.

Told you not to do business with
friends.

This is a first.

Kurt Rambis, and you have the same
glasses as Nana.

Come on, let's go, everybody, in the
car.

Wow, Kurt Rambis right here in my own

travel agency.

Wow, thanks to them.

I mean, after that plane made that
emergency landing in Denver, I thought

never get to L .A. on schedule.

But I sure did. And I can see, too.

Hey, that's great. Hey, maybe you want
to stick around and, you know, book some

passages for you and your teammates. How
about that? Sure.

Okay. Can I read some of those brochures
over there? Sure.

The earlier, the better.

Jamaica, Hawaii.

How's that? Yeah? Great. Step into my
office.

Oh, man.

Wow.

First the Lakers account, then the
Hornets account.

Wow. Yeah, Shandling, you are a disgrace
to the travel industry.

I'm glad you're leaving.

Thanks, Mr. Cravely, but... His cologne
stinks.

Thank goodness.

This is my last week at the travel
agency. Now I can go back to doing my

the way I'm used to. And maybe I can be
employee of the month at my own show.

If Leonard Smith doesn't wear a halter
top.

And I think we have a potential new
character in that Mr. Cravely, that

Mr. Cravely. Boy, you make one little
mistake and he just snaps.

You know, the business world is tough.

Jed Clampett is right when he said it's
a jungle out there, Ellie Mae.

Well, you folks in the travel business
know what I'm talking about.

I'm going to sit here and just watch the
closing credits and see you

next week.

Oh, there's my name.

Oh, I don't know who those other two
people are. I've got to find out because

I'll bet you they're getting paid.

See, the faster these names go by, the
less important they are.

Let's see, who else is there?

Terry Barr. I've seen her around the
office. I don't know exactly what

Kurt Rambis is himself.

That's a big, really big stretch for
him. Many times he is himself.

What else?

Casting. Let's see what else is here.

Lyrics written by Alan Zwiebel. Zwie...
Zwei... Boy, if anyone knows how that's

pronounced, write in.

Because I've embarrassed myself to his
whole family.

Hair. Well, there's a few names missing
there.

Who the hell is that?