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Thank you.

Laszlo, just believe.

Concentrate on curing me.

What do you mean, concentrate?

Done to me. What is this?

Oh, dear.

That wasn't supposed to happen still. Never mind, eh?

Well, how do I get rid of it? You can't. It's all yours now. Still, you'd got it

anyway. Just look on the bright side like I do, eh?

Look on the what?

I'm getting out of here.

I'm sorry, John, but I need you here.

Why? And the name's Phil.

Phil. Don't worry about it. Just leave it to me.

How do I get rid of this mess?

You can't. It's all yours.

You saw that poor wretch down there? Yes.

You see, we are aliens to this time zone.

The terrible forces within the cosmos will destroy us unless we get out of

and quickly.

You see, it's come back already. That is why I had to make contact.

Contact? It's contact with you for the key.

What? Oh, come on. The key, you understand.

What are you talking about?

Look, this is my means of transport in time.

I was hoping to come through into your time track, but instead... You've come

through into mine. Still not to worry, eh?

Oh, thanks.

You mean I'm not even in my own history? Well, in a word, yes.

I mean, no.

You see, we have to find this key. We're stuck until we do. What does it look

like? Well, it's a scarabaeus.

That's a beetle.

And it fits on here.

We can't move an inch in time without it.

Dare I ask if you know where it is?

Well, I'm pretty finished with the captain.

John! Look, somebody's coming.

Ah, Jim lad.

The art of this game is disguise. Quick, they're coming.

John!

John!

You hear a bell somewhere?

John!

John!

Who were they?

Well, I was telling you, that's the mutineer that's stopping me getting to

captain. And the ringleader, he's that rascal Silver.

Silver? Long John Silver?

Yeah, the very same.

But he's a character in a story.

Oh, not in this time track. He's very real.

I'll fix him.

Scarabaeum, multum flubem, muchus rumbulus.

That's an earthquake, eh? I command it!

Great. What was that supposed to be?

Ah, well, now, you see, this is a huge wall, a barrier to keep them out.

It didn't work very well, did it? You noticed.

Now, I'm afraid my magic doesn't always work too well.

Still not to worry about it.

Let's think of something else.

Not on me.

There. Don't look so out of place now. The art of disguise, boy.

Whose side are we supposed to be on? Side, boy.

That's whose side we're on.

Fools rushing around with their swords and their guns, and for what reason?

Ah. A heap full of base metals, that's all.

Over here, lad.

Come on, hide.

Stay where you are, slob. Stop him. Don't let him get away.

Here.

How you fetch up here, boy?

Ain't no need to fire you. No.

Well, you come alongside old John.

Tell him all about it.

Now, where you from, boy?

Jeez, mate!

Ah!

So, you were shipwrecked, eh? Sort of. No matter.

Now you come alongside, we're all mates here, right, lads? That's right, enough,

John. I was wondering as though you might want to throw your lot in with us.

You's a smart lad like yourself.

What do you say? What for?

Treasure. Tis treasure we'll get.

But you've mutinied, haven't you?

You're a pirate.

Gentlemen of fortune.

Oh, there'll be fair shares for all. You're great for that.

And I'd look after you like you was one of me own.

Now, how's that?

Sounds fine.

But are you sure you'll find the treasure? Oh, we'll find it all right.

you worry about that.

And when this lot is over, we'll eat and drink like fighting cocks and have

enough money in our pockets to leave the seat for good. I myself intend to set

up like a gentleman. We've lived tightly all my days.

So, lad.

Are you for us?

Or are you against us?

I don't know.

Ah, well, them that can't make up their mind must learn to do without, right?

Now, there's a riddle, Marie.

Still no matter. More important things at hand.

Time we put our deal to the captain, wouldn't you say, lads? None too soon,

say, John.

I'm sure he'd be willing to do business now.

It's all right.

I've been captured, too.

Who are you?

My name's Amy Foster, and I'm John Silver's prisoner.

He intends to exchange me for the treasure.

Oh, come on. Cheer up.

How did he make you prisoner?

Well, my father is master of the Hispaniola, and we sailed here from

find Flint's treasure.

And when we found it, Silver and his friends mutinied.

Father and a few loyal friends still hold the treasure, but they took me

prisoner.

What about you?

Are you a slave boy? No, no.

I'm supposed to be helping somebody, but he ran away.

Look, we've got to find a way out of this place.

Look at the man!

It's just about pity, isn't it? Step back! He got any cheese about you, mate?

Copious parabant.

Bondimus Luciam, as I command it!

WE STRIKE!

Waited so long.

I am in your debt. Yeah, well, it was the bracelet, see?

What an interesting piece.

And the man of such high intelligence.

Me? And such charm.

We shall be together now, you and I.

We shall reach a glory undreamt of at any universe.

Us? Yes, my pretty, us.

Thank you very much. With you as my companion.

I could command this universe on all its time tracks.

Your companion?

You would submit yourself to my will.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Yeah.

But, um... What?

Well, there could be a few snags. What do you mean?

Well, it's just that I'm more the independent type. You know, freelance,

sort of thing. You fool!

Ah!

Witch! You cannot hold the bracelet!

Others can hold it for me. But it's useless without the other half.

Is that so?

Well, I shall prevent you from ever possessing the other half.

You will die slowly and in putrefaction, and I shall watch you die.

Then bracelets, carabayers, and all time will be mine.

Oh, really?

My little... All right, all right, try it.

Come here, age 24, the big one.

You will be my slave.

Keep your eye on it.

Now, I reckon go dust for your little daughter, Amy, Captain.

Go dust.

I wouldn't arm her for all the world.

Then bring her to me, Silver.

And you and your mutinous rabble, turn yourselves over to justice.

Justice, is it? Keep your distance.

Justice at the end of a rope, I suppose.

You chose your course.

You might say we had nothing to lose.

Captain, my men are getting a bit anxious about that there treasure.

I'm not too sure, if you follow my meaning, what they might do should

hardly come to nothing.

Captain, I know I'm out of bloodshed.

You know that.

Oh, dear.

You scoundrel.

Dog Silver has us over a barrel.

What should I do, Doctor?

I could have held them off if they didn't have Amy.

There's only one thing to do.

They'll show no mercy to her. You know that.

We must agree to Silver's terms. Then we could give them a good rubbing.

Silver, I agree to your terms.

The treasure for my daughter.

Say it's at last, Captain, and she'll not be harmed. You mean either that or

that. Well done there, John.

Captain,

it's me, Laszlo.

Open the gate.

I've come to join you.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Take him.

All right, then, you scum. Come on. Nicely done, ma 'am.

Nicely done.

Whom may I ask? Do I have the pleasure of addressing, ma 'am? And Bonnie, Mr.

Silver. Lady of fortune.

Then I take it you'll be with me and my lads, then? For a share of the treasure,

of course. Well, that's me.

All fair and square.

You're used to the lever. Come on, one big push. One, two, three.

What is to have brains? I'd rather have magic.

Well, there's the captain's chair. That's mine.

Then there's the mate's chair. His will hands.

Then the rest of the lads to be up amongst themselves.

The boy again.

You waste time, Silver. Your prisoners have escaped.

Calvin! Calvin!

Well, how do you know? They've gone.

Both of them, the girl and the lad.

Clean away, they are. Search the cave! Move, you swab!

No, I'll find them. Make sure the other one don't get loose. Well, you better

not let them off the hook. I'll have nothing to share.

Out of the way! Don't worry, John. We'll soon find him.

Go find them young 'uns.

I'll do that, John, right enough.

Come on, you swabs, follow me.

Aye, aye, mate.

Well done, John, it worked, eh?

What did?

Well, the captain thinks I'm on his side now.

Oh, is that so?

Course, that's why I did it. Now, look, if you was to let me escape back to

them, you'd have a man behind their lines, eh?

No more. I disarm them, you get the treasure. No trouble.

Right. Right. Wrong.

Smart fellow, aren't you?

Smart as paint, but supposing like me.

They don't believe me.

Yeah, why shouldn't they, Johnny? Why don't you?

It's a beautiful plan.

Yeah.

No, no, no, steady there, Johnny.

We're still men. I need to be trusted.

You're a rogue, and worse than that. And I'm going to cut you into little

pieces.

I've got you, sir.

Exactly where you want me.

Ah!

Bello! So you still meddle in affairs that are beyond your feeble brain. I'm

learning, Bello. This time I shall not let you escape. I have allies here.

You breathe, even.

Nature herself is attacking you while you stay in this time.

Oh, I shall take such pleasure in watching you rot. Rot, rot, rot!

It's not true, is it, Phil? Sort of. You mustn't worry about me. The process has

begun already. No one can save you now.

Get me out of this!

Get me out of this!

I might share the treasure. Get me out of this!

It's just that I've got green fingers.

I'll have you with this, matey.

Oh, Bello. Hey, no.

Laszlo, hang on that. Her point of weakness.

Where have you been?

You didn't tell me Bello was... Sophia?

Who? Beryl.

She's the one who tried to get the Midas.

She's evil.

Well, she tried to get my bracelet as well. Look, not to worry. We must get

to the captain and the treasure. It's there in the stockade, the key.

How do you know?

Well, because I've got a distinct visit to my bracelet. Now, come on. This way.

Follow me.

Right, lads. We attack.

Blast a lot of them. Now you're talking my language, John.

And I've got just the thing to persuade the captain.

Aye, and what might that be?

Something we should have had all along. Bring it in, lad. Aye, mate.

Ah,

no more words, John.

We'll let this one do the talking. Aye, well done, matey. Right, let's get at

them.

Let's try this way. We just did. We came back here.

Well, let's go back and start again. No, there's no time. This way.

Can we give them chances to surrender?

No.

Run for it. Run.

Run. Run. Run. Run.

Run. Run. Run.

Run. Run.

Run.

Scarabass? Yes. Bill!

I deny you the Scarabass.

I shall keep it from you until you perish. Then I shall rule throughout

all time.

Oh, no, you won't, Benno.

Come on!