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Zombie frogs, too?
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How'd you score that?
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My nana gave me 50 bucks.
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Why? You stop wearing the bed?
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Nope. She just gives me money for
sitting there being cute.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Washing machine broke it. Y 'all don't
care.
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Maybe not, but look. We're sitting here
being cute.
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Those two are. I don't know what you're
doing.
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What's your secret? No secret.
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I'm just interested in what she's
talking about.
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Brody, I need specifics.
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What does your Nana talk about?
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Her ankles.
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Grandma Maggie got two of those.
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Got it. Ix and Payne, what else?
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People who made her mad way before I was
born.
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So, ancient history. Got it.
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Grandma Maggie like to talk about?
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Grandma Maggie.
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Do you know what this means?
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No.
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We have vast, untapped resource on our
hands.
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Yeah. Ooh, what's so exciting?
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We were discussing how valuable Grandma
Maggie is.
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I'm on board. How much do you think we
can get for her?
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Mandana, I am so glad we found time to
do this. I don't remember the last time
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we went to the club. Oh, of course you
don't. It was continuous Cosmo night.
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Ides? Bless you. I haven't been carded
in 20 years.
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Gotta card everybody that looks under
30.
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You just made me happier than my husband
ever could.
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That's why I'm out with this guy.
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Why aren't you taking my ID?
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Wait. You think I'm over 30?
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You just carded Grandma Moses and her
boyfriend.
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I am way, way under 30, okay? I am
practically sneaking in here.
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You're a fresh young flower.
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You in or out? I'll have you know that
when I'm with my husband, people think
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I'm his daughter.
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It's creepy, but it proves my point. Now
tell me.
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That's it?
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At least do the math.
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Just go in, lady.
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You're not getting any younger.
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Keep it up, Buster. You won't be getting
any older.
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I'm going to have to ask you to leave,
ma 'am.
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Ma 'am?
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Sir?
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, honey.
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What's with all the wine?
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Don't tell me your mother's moving in.
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I was trying to get carded, and I had to
go to five liquor stores before it
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happened. And even that guy wink -winked
me.
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Let me ask you something.
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How old do you think I am?
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19?
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55?
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55?
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I'm better with weight.
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You don't get an old lady's weight.
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Out, out, out.
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Don't let that upset you. Kids say dumb
stuff.
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I mean, you must remember when you were
young.
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Glad you're here.
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Why? Do you need to write a report about
transistor radios?
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Life before the wheel?
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What? No.
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There's this amazing college band,
Twisted Monsters. They're auditioning
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girl singer. I was hoping you would help
me. You know, with my style.
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Really? You don't think I'm too old
-fashioned?
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No way. I want you to use your cool to
up my cool.
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I know parents aren't supposed to say
this, but...
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All right, Charlie.
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You could stay, but only if you're
supportive.
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I'm supportive.
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What am I supporting?
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I'm rehearsing for my audition for
Twisted Monsters.
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Right. The band with the college boys.
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Supportive. The band with the young men
seeking higher education.
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Of course, but better. Ready?
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act together.
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I'm getting sick and tired of you.
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I ain't gonna wait forever.
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You better do it or you're through.
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You're gonna do it. Okay, sweetie, let
me stop you for a second.
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I think you have a beautiful voice,
Gabby. You just need to flex it up.
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Style it up. I mean, you're on stage,
right? So you've gotta sing the song
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your whole body, like the great divas.
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Oh, if you're going to think it like the
great divas, that's fine, because
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Aretha and Tina are classy ladies.
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Charlie, please, those are the old
divas. I'm talking about the new divas,
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Mariah and Madonna.
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I thought those were the old divas.
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No, they're the divas from our
generation.
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I don't know what generation you're
talking about, but my divas are Lana Del
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and Ariana Grande.
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Who?
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Let me break it down by breaking it
down.
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We have never crumped. We have only seen
crumping in old music videos.
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We aren't feeling so bad about the
hustle right now.
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No, wait.
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This could be good when the other girls
are doing current moves. I can stand out
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by going all retro like you guys.
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Retro? Let me tell you something, Missy.
Mmm, supportive.
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Right.
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You know what?
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You'll do fine.
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You don't need help from someone my age.
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I'll just drive you to the audition.
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I'll have my blinker on the whole time,
but I'll get you there.
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All right, ready to make some money?
Always ready.
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All right, let's go butter up Grandma
Maggie.
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Good idea.
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She puts butter on everything.
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Looking fine.
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You've done something. Your hair. Is it
curlier?
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Fluffier? Crispier?
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Have you lost, like, 50 pounds or
something?
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I will when I put you outside.
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Hey, no need to get hostile.
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We just want to spend some quality time
with our most available grandparents.
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I bet you've lived a fascinating life.
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Still living it.
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Perhaps you have some childhood stories
you could share?
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Yeah, when you were a kid, was
everything in black and white?
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Yes. And the whole neighborhood was
excited when they discovered color.
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When George Washington was president,
did you vote for him?
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Excuse us.
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Look, you want the 50 bucks? Stop asking
stupid questions.
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Just follow my lead.
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Follow your lead.
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So, tell us, which body parts hurt?
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Boy, I bet things cost less when you
were young.
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Well, I used to be able to buy a whole
week's worth of groceries.
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For $30.
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I was thinking more video games.
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How much did those cost when you were a
kid?
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Video games.
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Yeah, when I was young, I could get a
game for $40.
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Now, they're $50.
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$50.
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Where's a grandson supposed to get money
like that?
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Where indeed?
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All right, we're off.
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Wish you happy luck.
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Break a leg.
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I'd be good for your Grandma Maggie.
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Oh, we're gonna have fun tonight.
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Okay.
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You know, James, I could use a lemonade.
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Red or white?
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You talked me into it. Red.
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Aaron, my shoulder is so tight.
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I tell you.
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But you will when you get your tiny
little fingers right in there and loosen
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up. Come on.
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Just do it because I said so.
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Okay, next.
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When can I expect to hear? You just did.
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Sorry, but we kind of like the notes we
wrote.
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I was nervous before. Now I'm about to
freak out. Don't freak.
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You sound great.
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Just rock the mic, caress the words, and
be the song. Rock the mic, caress the
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words, be the song.
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I forgot the song.
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You did not forget the song. I don't
know what comes after get your act
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together. Is it something about the
weather? A feather? It's not leather, is
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Come on, Gabby. You better get your act
together.
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I'm getting sick and tired of you.
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I ain't gonna wait forever.
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You better do it.
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Forever. Right.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Okay, listen up, everyone.
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Thank you all for coming out, but we've
made our decision.
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Oh, man.
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Wait, this isn't over.
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Look, I don't think that's fair, not
letting everyone audition.
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Some of these kids have worked really,
really hard, and one of them is very
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talented. Whatever.
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We've already found the perfect person.
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Your first gig's Saturday.
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Wait, what?
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We want you to sing with us. You're
exactly what we're looking for.
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Me? Really? To sing in your college band
with college kids? Me?
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Twisted Monsters needs you.
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What do you say?
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I say yes!
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No.
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I couldn't. Could I?
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If you want it, you should take it.
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I'll take it. You can take it.
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Ah, yeah!
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I'm making smoothies. Do you want one?
No, thanks. I feel like a popsicle.
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Well, if you're talking about those
lemony things, Stephanie took the last
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Oh, of course she took it. She takes
everything.
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There's ice cream sandwiches in there. I
don't want your old people snacks.
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and
say this is not about frozen novelties.
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You're obviously mad that Stephanie took
that gig with the band.
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Why don't you go talk to her?
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If it's so obvious, why do I need to
talk to her? You want me to do it? No,
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she can't figure it out for herself,
then apparently my feelings don't
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Gabby, not that.
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Stephanie's just going through some
stuff.
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Yeah, but you're on my side, right? You
can see that she's wrong. You can at
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least admit that.
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Theoretically, you are not wrong about
her being not right.
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But what I can say is...
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I've got bananas, mango, and pineapple.
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How about we get crazy and toss in some
kiwi?
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Hey, you.
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Got a minute to help me pick out an
outfit for the Twisted Monster Show?
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Okay, what do you think?
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Be honest.
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Honestly, I don't want to see you wear
that on stage.
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Yeah, I wasn't feeling that either.
Okay, what about this one?
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Uh -uh, you don't want to look like
you're trying to steal the spotlight.
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You're right. I wouldn't want anyone to
think that.
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Last one.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Hey, Mom. Hey, Grandma Maggie. That
wasn't for y 'all. I said, hi, hi, hi.
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How do you serve it?
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Sorry to keep you waiting. What can we
do for you, Grandma Maggie? My car needs
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a wash and a whack.
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Supplies are in the trunk.
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one day.
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What was that?
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Oh, they were just being good
grandchildren.
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What's this?
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Oh, Gabby's helping me pick out an
outfit for my first gig.
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Oh, that's right.
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You're still doing that?
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Yeah. Well, if you need anything
steamed, iron, I got a guy. And a little
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Can you believe what's going on with
that daughter of mine?
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I know. I just don't get what
Stephanie's thinking.
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I mean, every ounce of that Stephanie's
got was passed down from a mother.
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I mean, if anybody is going to be on
stage, it should be me.
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You better get your act together.
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full of granny panties.
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Face it, Erin, this grandma's not paying
off. I say we cut our losses while we
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still have some dignity.
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My dignity was gone when I started that
back rub.
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Oh, boys!
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Listen, Grandma Maggie. I got you
something.
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Is it a video game?
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Open it.
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For my feet.
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Go on, check out the bottom of the box.
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Half a $50 bill?
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25 bucks.
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It doesn't work that way.
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When do we get the other half?
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When I can see my reflection in my
heels.
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Okay, so I've narrowed it down to two
dresses for the gig.
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Which one?
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The one on the left.
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What color was it?
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You know, it was the bluey, greenish,
reddy kind of thing.
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They're black, Charlie. They're both
black.
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Gabby told me to go with this one.
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Did she tell you where to go with that
one?
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Well, that came out of nowhere.
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Not really.
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Are you sure Gabby's cool with you doing
this gig?
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Honey, I've asked her a bunch of times.
She's fine.
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She is?
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Yeah, she's fine.
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Except you, apparently.
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I just can't help wondering why you want
to be up there with a bunch of kids.
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What do you mean, a woman of my age?
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I didn't say that.
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You were thinking it. We're all thinking
it.
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Excuse me? I'm just saying that maybe
the graceful part of aging gracefully
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not include finging with Twisted
Monster.
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You are so out of touch, Charlie.
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But nowhere near as out of touch as
you're going to be tonight.
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In our bed.
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when you're not in it.
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Hey, if you want to go out and embarrass
yourself, you have my permission. Hey,
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if I want to go out and embarrass
myself, I don't need your permission.
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Wow, my peeps really
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turned out tonight.
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Excuse me, my band needs me.
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Break a leg.
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Why stop at one?
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Just got to do a quick mic check.
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Wow. You guys look great.
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I had no idea we were doing costumes.
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I didn't bring anything.
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It's all right. We've got you covered.
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Oh, schoolgirl outfit?
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That's a little naughty. I can totally
rock that.
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Who goes to school in these?
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Nobody. You're the mom.
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Twisted momsters?
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You changed it?
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I mean, we've been looking for a new
gimmick, and when we saw someone your
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at the audition, it all clicked.
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Why didn't you tell me before now?
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Well, you're sort of afraid you want to
show up. I know my mom wouldn't.
302
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Well, you're right. I wouldn't have
shown up.
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Find some mother old hag.
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Mic works.
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I wish you had just told her how you
felt from the beginning.
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Gabby, sometimes it's important to be
direct with people.
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You're right.
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Stephanie, I'm glad you got humiliated
in public. You shouldn't have stolen my
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gig. Not that direct.
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Where is this coming from, Gabby?
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You said you were fine with this. If you
would have told me how you felt, I
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would have never taken the gig.
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I shouldn't have needed to tell you.
What part of passive -aggressive do you
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understand?
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Okay, what did I do that was so wrong?
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All I did was go to your audition and
sing your song and take the gig you
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wanted. Oh, boy, that's bad.
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You think?
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Gabby, I'm so sorry.
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It just felt like I went from it girl to
old lady in the blink of an eye.
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I freaked.
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Yo, one last chance if you want in.
Otherwise, we found this girl who'll
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it.
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Girl? You don't send a girl to do the
job of a momster.
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Steph, you don't have to do this. Oh, I
do.
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I am the O .M. original momster.
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We used to say that back in the day.
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