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Look at you, all those years living
single in a funky studio apartment, and
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here you are, a middle -aged man.
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Come on, it's Charlie's place. I'm
giving it my touches.
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And girl, I am telling you, I have the
best deal in the world. Marry an older
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guy and be a weekend mom.
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Great husband, three kids, and I still
fit in my skinny jeans.
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All I hear is, kill me, I have three
kids.
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Three wonderful kids who on Sunday night
are wonderfully gone.
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Charlie, he takes them back to their
mom's house, and if he's working at the
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hospital, it's girl's night out with
you.
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Baby, hey.
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Oh, hey, honey, you're back.
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And look, the kids followed you home.
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Grandma Becca fell down.
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He broke her butt.
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Her hip.
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Either way, it's a really big crack.
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You look amazing. Oh, thank you.
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Their mom has to fly to Missouri to take
care of her.
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I know it's last minute, but the kids
need to stay with us for a couple extra
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days. We'll have fun.
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We're on our way out. Mm -hmm. Girls'
night.
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We're going to the Drake concert. What
about the kids?
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Well, can't you take them?
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Sure. Mr. Kessler's been waiting two
years for a heart donor.
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Another night won't kill him.
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Oh, that's right.
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Babe, I'm sorry about messing up your
plans.
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Find someone to take my ticket. They
need someone watching them here.
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No, we don't. Grown -ups talking. Go
tweet something.
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Tweet. What?
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Is that over?
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Anyway, I promise to make it up to you
later if you promise to wear that dress.
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All right, kids.
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TV off at 9. Bedtime at 10.
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Oh, and make sure the time on the clock.
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And your cell phone match.
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I fell for that one.
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Stephanie with marshmallow.
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Where is she?
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I am the queen of the
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interstellar marshmallow commandos. Back
to your planet.
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So how does this look?
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I think that dress looks better on you
than it does me.
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Really? Can I borrow it, please? My
friend's having a party Tuesday night.
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Is your boyfriend Patrick going to be
there?
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He's not my boyfriend.
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But you want him to be. You know what?
Stop looking at my phone.
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Patrick? The cute one.
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Doesn't he have a girlfriend?
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They broke up. And you didn't text me?
Well, he doesn't even know who I am. Oh,
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he will after you wear that dress.
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It means grandmother in Filipino.
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Grandma Maggie, you're Filipino?
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No, I'm fabulous.
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And no one's calling me grandma till I'm
90.
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What are you doing with that child?
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Sucking out marshmallows.
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What one?
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Mom, what are you doing here? And why do
you have meat?
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Charlie called me. Told me you were
having a food crisis.
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You had to make some.
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I can't believe my husband called my
mother. I got this.
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What you got is those kids for a few
extra days.
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And so, Lola to the rescue.
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Now, I can help you with after -school
pickup on Monday and Tuesday, but on
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has she got on?
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Stephanie's letting me borrow this for a
party.
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Did you guys used to share clothes?
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No.
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I know you are not letting her out of
the house in that.
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Get up. Oh, please.
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Stephanie, you are not her friend. You
are her stepmother.
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Ugh, don't call me that. What?
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Stepmother. It sounds so evil.
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Look, I have everything under control.
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gets called to the hospital at all hours
of the night, and you have a job of
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some kind.
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I am a food blogger. Who can't cook.
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Yeah, but I can order like nobody's
business.
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Regardless of what you and Charlie
think, I don't need your help.
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Well, you need someone's help.
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Thank you for being so flexible.
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I know you didn't sign up to be a
weekday mom.
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Weekdays, weekends, what's the
difference?
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Everything.
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Weekends are a walk in the park.
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Weekdays are a trail of tears.
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I know you think you got this, but... Do
you want to talk about how I got this,
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or do you want to get this?
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Both. Which one first?
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Who's getting the kids at school
tomorrow?
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Really? That's what you picked?
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I'm getting the kids tomorrow.
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On Tuesday, my mom's taking the boys,
and Gabby's going to a party, and you
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I are going on a date. Wait.
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You told Gabby she could go out on a
school night? As long as she's back by a
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decent hour.
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A decent hour on a school night is 3 p
.m.
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Is there going to be drinking at this
party? And how about the parents?
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You know what kind of parents have a
party in their house on a Tuesday night?
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The kind that don't know there's a party
in their house on a Tuesday night.
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Come on.
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There's some boy she's crushing on and
she really wants to go.
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Boy? Crushing?
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That's how you're telling this to me?
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It is going to kill her if you tell her
she can't go.
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Oh, you're right.
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I can't tell her that.
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You have to do it.
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Why me?
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You're the one that said yes. You have
to be the one that says no.
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Weekday rules.
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I don't feel so good. What's the matter,
buddy?
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What?
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You're a doctor!
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I'm a cardiologist. Hearts don't barf.
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Aaron, why don't you go into the
bathroom and your daddy will clean you
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I won't.
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Not right this second. Why not?
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Because I'm not dressed.
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Why not?
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Because it's hot in here.
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Just go.
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It's not hot in here. Just go.
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Are those marshmallows?
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Back for my first day. Only five minutes
late for Aaron's pickup.
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And 50 minutes late for mine.
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Half an hour.
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Not my fault.
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No one told me you went to three
different schools.
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Can I have a snack?
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Not before dinner.
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What's for dinner?
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Go get a snack.
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Gabby, I totally, totally... Really?
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Snacks before dinner? Have you learned
nothing from your mother?
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Oh, my God, you're back.
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I brought the groceries I knew you'd
forget.
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Have you taken a look at Aaron? He's
lethargic. His eyes are sunken. I think
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boy's dehydrated. He was perfectly fine
in the car.
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Here, baby. Let me look at you.
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Well, he did throw up last night.
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Drink it.
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Excuse me. I got this.
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Bug, would you please drink this?
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No. Tell him to drink it like a mother.
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The name of the game is quarters.
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If you bounce a quarter into the glass,
you get to pick the person who has to
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drink the whole thing.
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Why are we doing this? It's never too
early to start preparing for college.
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I can't believe I'm at the board.
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You know what, honey? You got a little
on your shirt.
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Um, James, can you take him upstairs and
help him change?
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Okay, but I'm a kid. I'm just gonna turn
it inside out.
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That'll work.
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Go.
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Um, Mom, could you give Gabby and I a
minute?
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You'd rather I stand in the doorway and
eavesdrop?
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Look, it's about the party tomorrow
night. Oh!
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Oh, okay, that reminds me. I need you to
finish teaching me that dance move.
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Okay, so I know you said it was like
something like this, maybe?
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No, no, no, no. Actually, it's more like
this. Okay.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Patrick is totally going to notice me.
Oh, he sure is.
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But not Tuesday night.
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You can't go to the party.
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I mean, it's a weeknight. We're
drinking.
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Now you're changing the rule?
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Gabby, I'll make it up to you. Well,
how?
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I already told everyone I could go.
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Then just untell them?
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Do you hear yourself?
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What happened to you? You used to be so
cool, and now you're acting like a total
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mom.
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Oh, feels good, doesn't it?
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Are you sneaking out to that party? I
hate everyone in this house. Can you
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believe how uncool Stephanie is being?
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You better not tell on me. What if I do?
I'll tell that little cross -eyed girl
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in your class that you like her.
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That's okay. Don't think you mean the
kid next to me.
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All right.
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How much is it going to cost to keep
your mouth shut? I need 50 bucks for a
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video game, and I won't take a penny
less.
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Ten. Sold.
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So what's your plan?
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I'm going to put on this dress with the
hoodie and a long skirt over it, right?
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Then I'm going to walk right past her.
In exactly 23 minutes, Kristen Hayek is
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picking me up at the back door. That is
so dank.
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I can't be a second late. Seniors do not
wait for freshmen.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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talking about how we can get away with
stuff with Stephanie in charge.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna get away with stuff, too.
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What are you gonna get away with?
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Tomorrow, I'm not wearing underwear.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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I just had to... come over and let you
know how very proud I am of you. You
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acted like a real mother with Gabby.
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And now she hates me.
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I wanted to be an effective parent by
being her friend.
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Can't be done.
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And so, welcome to the My Kid Hates Me
Club.
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My girlfriends and I, we call this Mommy
Wine.
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in the afternoon will get you through
dinner but leave you sober enough
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to drive carpool.
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Sober enough?
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I'm going to study at Julie's. Geometry
test. Wait, wait. You're okay with the
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party? Uh, well, yeah. I mean, I'd
rather be there, but I have a big test
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study for, so whatever.
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See ya. Wait, wait, wait. Just give me a
second.
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What? Come sit with me.
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Okay. Oh, Good.
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A show to go with my cocktail.
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Gabby, I'm going to lay my cards on the
table.
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I'm new at this, and I may not be good
at all of it, but I'm trying.
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I know what it feels like to be a
teenage girl with an overbearing, pushy
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getting all up in your business.
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Is this going somewhere?
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We're good now? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, I
love you. Okay.
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You hear that? I love you. It can be
done. Parent and friend.
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I got this.
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Admit it.
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Parenting rule number two.
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Admit nothing.
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What's parenting rule number one? You're
drinking it.
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mean geometry book oh is it
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she
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went to the party oh my god after all we
she
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sat right here i cannot believe this i
cannot believe this i am going to get
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I have no idea where she is.
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Mom.
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Yeah.
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Gabby went to the party.
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No, I don't know where the party is.
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Charlie is gonna freak. He's gonna be
home in an hour and he's gonna divorce
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And then he's gonna freak again.
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Stop laughing.
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Who would know where this party is?
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Who...
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Fifty bucks. I won't take a penny less.
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Ten. Sold.
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Here. Stay right here. I'm gonna find
your sister.
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Excuse me. Has anybody seen Gabby
Phillips?
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Anybody seen her now?
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We don't know, okay, lady? No, it's not
okay, and I am not a lady.
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Hey, Steph, what are you doing here?
What am I doing here? Is this what you
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studying? Oh, okay, Steph, chill out.
What's your deal? I told you you
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come to this party.
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Are you wearing my shirt?
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Yeah, but it looks great on you.
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I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey,
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hey, hey. Don't change the subject.
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You are in big trouble. I thought we
were friends. Friends don't lie to each
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other, sneak out of the house, and make
each other look incompetent. Why are you
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freaking out like this? Because you made
me call my mother.
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We are going home right now.
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The name of the game is quarter.
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Let me talk to her, and I'll get right
back to you.
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Okay. Bye.
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It wasn't even a real party. Red plastic
cups. It was just people. Red plastic
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cups.
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Oh, hey, honey.
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You're home early.
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We went to a party on school night.
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You went to a party in that?
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It wasn't really a party. Red plastic
cups. You know what?
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You little snitch. I'm going to get you.
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You took them to a party?
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And we played quarters.
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Quarters? She lied to me. He blackmailed
me. He blackmailed me, too.
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Now we're underwear.
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You know what? I can't deal with any of
you people. Oh, you can't deal with us.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
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What happened? Yesterday, you guys were
BFFs.
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BFFs. What?
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Is that over, too?
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Look, anyway, whatever's happened
between the two of you, I'd like to step
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and see if I can help you work it out.
You can't. Don't bother. Thank God.
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I kind of took a funky swing at this. If
you'll admit that you betrayed my
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trust. I only betrayed your trust
because you went back on your word.
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Look, if you want us to be cool, you
can't treat me like a kid and embarrass
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in front of my friends.
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By the way, the 10 bucks is non
-refundable.
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You are a dead man. Come here.
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I want to be a dead man, too.
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Yes, you have to leave me out.
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So, when does their mom... get back
again?
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Yeah.
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Um, actually, she just called.
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Her mom's not doing well.
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We may have the kids for a while.
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You okay with that?
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Of course.
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It's just, it's just this real deal full
-time motherhood.
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Baby, I thought I got this, but I don't
got it.
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But my mom don't got it either.
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And if I don't got it and she don't got
it, who's got it?
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Gabby hates me. She doesn't hate you.
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She knows she was wrong.
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You just watch.
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In five minutes, you two are going to
be... BFFs?
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BFFs.
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That's the thing about kids.
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Sometimes they like you.
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Sometimes they don't.
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And sometimes they just want you for
target practice.
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