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Previously on iShipIt.
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My ex -boyfriend Chris, he's a musician.
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I felt self -conscious about singing in
front of him.
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I signed us up for a battle of bands.
It's been six weeks and you owe me $20
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the entrance fee.
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What? We need at least two other people
to part a band, though. You play five
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instruments?
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Six, if you count the Gwakumsfield.
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I know my way around pro tools.
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You're in.
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Before we start, some ground rules. No
inter -band dating. Never works out and
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no one wants to be a cliché.
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Here's my lady.
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You're wrong about getting over a broken
heart.
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What the... Hey,
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Tim?
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Yeah? We need to make a music video.
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So, I had an epiphany over the weekend
while I was Facebook stalking my crappy
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ex -boyfriend.
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We need to make a music video to declare
our arrival on the nerd rock scene.
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Why are you so fixated on that jerk?
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Why are you still fixated on me being
fixated on him?
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Which I'm not.
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Anyway,
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we need to make a music video and we are
sitting on the perfect set.
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The break room furniture?
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No, the office.
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It empties out at 7 p .m. and people
don't start showing up for work until 8
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.m.
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We don't have a concept.
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And that is where you are totally and
completely wrong.
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Hey, Cheryl? You here?
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Getting a private massage again?
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No?
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Okay.
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The plan for tonight is divide and
conquer. Tim and I take on the post
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Sasha and Denver take on the stapled
stop motion. We reconvene in two hours
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costumes from The Lost and Found and
record in the edit bay. Any questions?
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So many. We don't have time.
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Go team!
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What?
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Oh, are we not doing a team high five?
That was the vibe I was getting.
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What? No.
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Get to work.
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Kim!
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There's a bald patch there.
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I'm working on it.
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It's him.
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Not weird, is it?
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What's not weird?
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You know.
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Us.
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Being here.
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Working on stuff.
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Together.
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After the thing with the kissing and
whatever.
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Showed normal and stuff, right?
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Yeah.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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You know, you were sad when I was there.
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We tried a thing and it wasn't for us.
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It's like sampling flavors at a froyo
place.
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Right.
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Froyo.
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How's that bald spot? Super good.
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I don't like this.
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It's boring.
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It's repetitive. I have a 4 .0. I'm
better than this.
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Okay.
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It does look pretty cool, though.
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That is, in fact, the point of stop
motion.
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Um, okay.
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Do you not like me?
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I think that's just a vibe I give off.
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Maybe it's... The hair?
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It's probably the hair.
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I don't know, maybe people from the East
Coast just give off an unfriendly vibe
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in general.
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You want to make out?
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What? I know, I know I said that thing
about no one or man, whatever, but
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we're alone in an office at night.
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I just feel like it's kind of wasteful
if someone's...
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Not making out here.
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Maybe Tim and Ella will take care of
that for us. In Tim's dreams.
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Like he's living in some friend -owned
nice guy's fantasy land.
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Boring.
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Offers still stand.
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Okay, sure, let's go.
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How's it going?
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I think we're done with the titles.
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So when things are looking X and bleak,
there's a little prune, I think.
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Even Superman had a day job at Boone's.
God,
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Walter worked on a farm.
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But in reality,
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they had a cheaper calling. Now the
world knows who they are.
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Cause now I'm clocking without an alter
ego.
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But I'll give it time.
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We all have our secret super power.
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I just need to find mine.
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So when things are looking extra bleak,
there's a little tune I
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think.
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Even soon.
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We're at 300 views already.
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I think at least 200 of those are us.
Still, it's like 100 views that aren't
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Excuse me.
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Careful,
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it's hot.
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Careful, you're hot.
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Yeah, I know.
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Shut up.
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Are any of you guys busy next Saturday?
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No, Denver, we're not, because we're all
losers. Cool.
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Okay, I just booked us an open mic
night.
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Is that the Virgil next week?
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Um, what? No.
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We're not ready. I'm not ready.
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It's a stage fright thing.
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NBD. You do realize you started a band,
right?
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A band whose goal is to perform songs
you wrote in front of people?
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Yeah.
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Bands are great.
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When you're in a private room practicing
together and there's lights and no
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people, rather than on stage where it's
dark and I feel like I'm up there by
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myself just up there singing alone in
front of everybody.
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This sounds like it might be a problem
for us.
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To be fair, I thought that I'd be over
it by now.
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But I'm not.
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But it's fine.
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Because it's not about all the bands
yet.
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I feel like this is maybe something we
should work on.
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Yeah, not tonight. Maybe later.
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Maybe sooner?
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Nah. Yeah.
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