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Previously, on iShippet, there's never
enough of the thing you're obsessed
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which is why I turned to fanfiction.
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Can I please read your fanfic? Only
faceless strangers are allowed to read
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fic. Your fanfic's not the worst writing
I've ever read. I actually quite like
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it. You waste a lot of energy thinking
about me, don't you? What if we start
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dating, and then we break up? You should
move in.
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Maybe I can move in next month. If the
PA thing doesn't work out, I can cover
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it.
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Moving day.
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Ready?
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Totally. Yeah, I think so.
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Don't know what we're going to do with
two ironing boards, but it's going to be
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great.
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Hello?
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Ella, are you free?
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Yeah. Marie's gone nuclear.
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I'll be right in.
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It's work.
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They need me to come in.
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We'll do this another time.
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Promise. Mm -hmm
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We think it might be food poisoning.
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Oh, no.
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I might have to take her to the hospital
later.
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Well, I guess we can do without her.
Yeah.
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Okay. Hope she feels better. Thank you.
Bye.
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Done. We are both officially sick.
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That's good.
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Everyone gets sick.
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Even people who work on superstition.
They'll survive one day without you.
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And if we don't move in today, we never
will.
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You'll have to pardon my grin, but I
like watching you fit your stuff in.
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I'll gladly make you some room for some
trade in this house for a home where
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you'll be residing.
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It doesn't feel like a chore to blend
all of my space with yours.
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On the contrary, dear, I feel right at
home here as long as you're right there
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beside me.
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Good night and good morning.
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Cause you'll be right back.
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Oh, hey, Sasha.
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I just saw a cut of your first episode,
and you were just radiating off the
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screen. I have a hunch Jasmine is going
to be a super fan favorite. Thank you.
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Did you hear that? I did.
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That's great.
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I really thought she hated me.
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Nice.
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Telescope placement.
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It's really coming together.
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Yeah, definitely.
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You can ignore that. Yes, I could.
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Technically. But what if it... Work?
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I was going to say the queen. Come on.
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What's more important than this right
now? I can't not look.
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Seriously? I'm a curious person.
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A video message from Sasha.
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See? Not important.
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I'm gonna tell her you said that.
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Hi, Ella.
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I'm so sorry you're sick. I'm sending
you organic chicken soup and lots of
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And if you need anything else, just let
me know. Anyway, they moved the big
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dance sequence up to today, and I know
you were excited about it, and I just
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wanted to show you my costume.
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Isn't it incredible?
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They're shooting the dance episode
today? It's super complicated. They
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needed me for that.
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Why did I let you talk me into calling
in sick?
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I just wanted us to finally move in
together without our jobs getting in the
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way. I mean, I'm probably missing stuff,
too. That's completely different. You
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hate your job. You've been miserable
ever since you took that promotion.
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I did that for us.
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I didn't ask you to.
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You're the one that took that promotion.
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You're the one that decided we had to
call in sick. Oh, and you're the one
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seems to need an obscene amount of throw
pillows.
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You said you liked them. I was just
trying to be nice. Fine.
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Well, I was just trying to be nice about
your telescope placement.
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The best place for it is in the garbage.
It doesn't actually work. It's totally
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impractical. It's decorative.
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I like stars.
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna go to work.
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I'll tell them I got better.
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Well,
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be careful. If you're contagious,
everyone on set might end up allergic to
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commitment.
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Someone had a miraculous recovery.
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Just happy to be here. Helping the show.
Living the dream.
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What's up with you?
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Nothing.
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Have you guys seen Marina?
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We have, like, 15 extras, and I know
that I asked for 50.
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This big dance is going to look like a
zombie apocalypse.
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Well, here's an extra for you.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, great. Get her to hair and makeup.
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Yeah, you got it.
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Helping the show. Living the dream.
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You guys living together is the best
thing that's ever happened to me.
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Whoa.
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Dark Tim alert.
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Did I step into an angsty alternate
universe of sadness?
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Where's Ella?
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What happened?
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A lot of things.
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Very specific.
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Thanks.
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Do you have to be here?
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Yes, I do.
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Oh, no, no, I'm not supposed to... What
are you doing?
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Please stop.
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This isn't how I wanted to spend my
night.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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If I'd have wanted to be an actor, I...
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No. No, I can't even contemplate it.
Don't be dramatic. You're not an actor.
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Your background, you're practically part
of the scenery.
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Not bad.
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For someone who was on a deathbed mere
hours ago.
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Rude.
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Could be better.
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what happened, but Tim seems really
upset.
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I think you should come home.
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I... Ella, I can't.
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I gotta go.
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Hey.
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Everything alright?
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Yeah.
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So excited for the Salem Falls Starry
Night Ball.
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These town events always turn out so
well for everyone involved.
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Just kiss.
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Cut. Going tighter. Let's get B -cam on
this next set up. And quiet and we're
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rolling, please. That includes you
background.
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Mouthing only.
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Mm -hmm.
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Moving on, let's get some more couples
on the dance floor.
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You two.
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I feel like I'm losing her to a TV show.
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To be fair, it's not just a TV show.
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It's superstition.
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Haven't you ever read her fanfic? She
doesn't want me to read it.
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No, she doesn't want you to read it in
front of her.
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Who wants to be judged in real time? But
it's on the internet.
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Anyone can find it. Ella knows that.
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Yeah.
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I'm not sure about that.
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In every one of her fics in season one,
she's written an author's note like, I
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would sell my soul if I could spend five
minutes with Marina Hunter.
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Are we really surprised that she chose
superstition over moving boxes?
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Do you want me to turn the lights off so
you can wallow some more?
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No. You can leave them on.
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Ella's fanfic username is Shipperella,
right?
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Mm -hmm.
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So much fun being in scenes with you.
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Maybe next season they'll have more
stuff for me to do.
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What? Oh, Ryder let it slip that they
might be considering turning me into a
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human Dracula.
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Wouldn't that be amazing?
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So amazing.
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And cut.
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Okay, let's do the next one with
playback. My extras.
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Keep dancing, making conversation.
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B camera's just going to be making the
rounds, okay?
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And action!
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I don't always know how to turn just
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what I feel into words that fit
together.
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I don't get you.
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You wanted to work on this show so
badly. You literally pushed your way
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job through sheer force of will and
light fraud.
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Yeah, a job in a writer's room.
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I'm not an in -front -of -camera person.
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Good thing you're not in front of camera
then.
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Cassandra is.
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Cassandra.
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Came to the damn scope out the town
She's a powerful witch who's gonna bring
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about the apocalypse probably Okay, if
I'm Cassandra
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your end My manservant who's gonna be
demon fodder any day now not fair Ed has
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his own hopes and dreams I mean do you
really think you should have to live by
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her wins?
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No, you shouldn't oh my god, just like
Tim
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I'm a horrible person. You really are,
aren't you? I mean, you probably have no
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idea that Ed graduated from Warlock
Academy.
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Honestly, he's a way overqualified
sister.
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Cut! Okay, reset.
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Going again.
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Is it really that late?
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Uh, no, that's a prop clock.
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Nothing here is real. You know that,
don't you?
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Breakfast in the morning, you making
coffee.
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Walks through the park till it's dark
when we leave.
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I thought that hello would be all that
we know.
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But now I've changed my vocabulary.
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I didn't see this coming, the story of
you and me.
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Not so long ago, we had our heads in the
clouds.
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Too happy to know we were on our way
down.
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I only saw beginnings, the good and the
winnings, and all that I'd
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hoped it would be.
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I didn't see this coming, the story of
you and me.
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I'm not surprised you could stay.
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If you let your new life go and sweep
you away.
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But just cause you're gone doesn't mean
that I'm not thinking of you
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every day.
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How could I see this?
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Your face in the evening, the look in
your eyes.
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A couch when it's storming, a picnic
when it's dry.
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I thought that we'd stick through the
thin and the thick. I thought we made a
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pretty good team.
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But I didn't see this coming, the story
of you and me.
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No, I didn't see this coming, the
story...
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Just tired.
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Okay, on this path, I want couples
kissing.
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You two, you two, and you two.
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Marina, I really hate coming to you with
this, but, you know, I never ask for
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anything unless it's important.
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What's going on?
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I'm just a little worried about the
direction the show's going.
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I mean, I'm sure it's the network
pushing for it and not you, but the
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keeps getting bigger and bigger, all
these new characters and side
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I just really feel like we should go
back to our roots, you know?
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Go on.
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I mean, it's... your show so take all my
suggestions with a grain of salt but i
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was thinking maybe we could scale back
on the minor characters maybe even kill
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some off and jasmine but the fans hate
when we kill off their favorite
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characters but when it's done well like
with button willow in season four
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those are the episodes everyone
remembers
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Oh, Tia.
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Hi.
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I mean, I had to talk to you. You were
amazing.
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Wasn't tonight amazing?
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Did you see Kayla in that dress? That
scene was so romantic. You could just,
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like, feel it in the air, right?
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What? No.
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What? I can't believe this is my job.
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Everything's coming together so
perfectly.
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Hey.
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Can we talk? We should talk.
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Okay, well... Actually, can I go first?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry for leaving in the middle of a
fight.
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But at the same time, I don't regret
going to work.
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Well, mostly.
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I mean, I got to live my dream tonight.
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I get to do that every time I step out
the door and go to work.
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And it just made me think that you
should get to live your dream, too.
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I don't want to hold you back.
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Just like Therese.
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What?
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I read your fanfic.
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Oh, God.
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Which one?
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A bunch.
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They were really good.
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But, well, I'm obviously Adam.
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What?
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You're nothing like Adam.
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For one thing, he's blonde. In every
fic, Therese basically says that to
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Live your own life.
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Don't blame me for your choices.
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I release you, etc. Right before she
goes off and has her big adventures.
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I'm the guy you have to get rid of
before your big adventure.
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Tim. I'm not blaming you.
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I just... I don't want us to become the
couple that resents each other.
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I don't resent you. Maybe not yet.
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But I feel like you're starting to.
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And I don't want that.
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I don't want that either.
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So... I think that we should break up.
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While we feel like each other.
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I release you.
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