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Previously on I Ship It, there's never enough of the thing you're obsessed

which is why I turned to fan fiction.

What is it you said you booked? It's that show Superstition. The Winnie and

Winnie are always watching. I'm not passionate about shipping.

I quit. You want to design buildings and save the world with eco -friendly

architecture. Which isn't your path.

Maybe it's got to be my path for a little while. Maybe it does make sense

to move in together, if you still want me to.

I know your type. You have big dreams of getting into TV someday.

This isn't your way in. Get your foot out of the door. We need a new writer's

page. Just give me a chance. This is just a trial period.

You work for me. I decide how long you stick it around and when you get to

leave.

If I die tomorrow, will you miss me?

If you die tomorrow, I throw a party.

Saxon's eyes split to hers, a shade of bitterness tinged in them.

Are you dead?

Tell me to stop.

If I die tomorrow... Come on.

Can I please read your fanfic? Only faithless strangers are allowed to read

fic. Someday I'll write something that's meant for other people to see, and when

that day comes, you'll be the first person I show it to. I'm looking forward

that.

You ready

for this?

Are you okay?

I think your bed might be a little too small for our passionate lovemaking.

I'm going to ravish you now.

Hey, uh, new writer's PA, I need you to scan this story doc and print copies of

every script that ever featured Buttonwillow in season five.

Can do.

It's my first ever table read. Are you sticking around for it? I wish I could.

have documents to scan and scripts to collate, but we both know that you're

going to be amazing. My acting coach said this is my one chance, and if I

it, I have no future in the industry, and that it's important to relax and

fun. That's, ah.

Yeah. We're living the dream.

Oh, when you're done staring in a wide -eyed wonder at the office supplies,

are the lunch orders for today. Sorry.

I'm pinching myself that I get to work here.

I'm superstition.

Oh, yeah.

Let me say this to you. I know you like the show, but...

You don't have to be so enthusiastic all the time.

Understand what I'm saying?

Not exactly.

All right. Well, imagine you're at whatever crappy job you were at before

came here, and everywhere you went, there were thousands of people watching

screaming from the sidelines, judging every decision you ever made. Would that

make you comfortable?

No.

No?

Fans? Super fans?

Especially make people around here a little bit nervous. So, if I were, say,

the Superficient fandom, not like a superfan, just a casual, normal -type

you're saying, don't bring that energy to work.

Exactly.

Now, clear out the fan voice mails on the answering machine. Make a note of

death threats. Security.

Leave your message after the beep.

I hope you know I really love your show, but in a completely normal way, though.

Totally chill, so not creepy. The girl who chased your limo

wasn't me.

I can't believe I have to grieve. My favorite characters get no reprieve

you killed them. Wow, so clever. Now my OTP is gone forever.

busy, but I've got to say, could you please find time to tweet me someday?

I'll call you every night until we finally have a meet -up in Brazil.

I write

fanfiction, jumped on the side, but all of my readers have told me they cried.

So let's

I'm watching you.

What were you guys even thinking with that episode?

I mean, what?

You know, you don't have to listen to those crazy.

We usually just delete them. They're passionate about the show. Yeah.

No accounting for tape.

Have you met the actors? Have you told the writers not to kill off Ben from the

future? Have you found any interesting spoilers?

I can't say.

You know, if our situations were reversed, I would tell you everything

wanted to know about Therese and Saxon. Yeah, I know.

Okay, if I send you something, you have to promise not to show it to anyone.

Anyone. Oh my God, is it a script? No, they watermark those. I get so caught.

It's a story doc. It's basically a loose outline of what's happening this

season.

Promise me you won't post it online.

I promise.

Swear on Ben from the future's life. I... swear.

Okay. I'm hanging up. Gotta process this.

Oh,

no.

Who did this?

This.

No one?

Did you read the comments?

You know they hate it.

You're the new girl.

It's me.

It's nice to meet you.

I used to hook up with the chick who had this room.

Then she went crazy, so they killed her off.

But she used to stash her weed here.

You want it?

Oh, no.

Thank you.

You have scones?

Mm -hmm. I made them. Would you like one?

Blueberry? Yeah, can I?

Yeah.

I need you.

Fuck him.

These are amazing.

Oh, I'm so glad you liked them.

I stole one from Kayla and I had to compliment the chef. You are a baking

goddess. Thank you.

What are you doing?

Marina told me to check out the writer's email to see if I can find the person

who leaked the story, Doc. Is that legal?

Was it legal to violate a non -disclosure agreement?

I know you have something to do with this.

You waste a lot of energy thinking about me, don't you?

Here's an idea.

Quit.

It's better than waiting for Marina to fire you.

Imagine the humiliation, the heartbreak.

That won't happen.

I am so, so, so sorry. What the hell were you thinking?

This is my job. What were you thinking sending it to me then? You should have

known I'd send it to at least one person in the fandom. Um, no, because you're

my friend and I told you not to. Like you've never shared a leaked spoiler.

on. That's different. That's when I was just a fan.

Just a fan? Well, yeah.

I'm not just a fan anymore. I work on the show now.

Gross.

You aren't picking up your phone, so I'm sending you a video message.

Isn't there anything I can do?

How about I talk to Marina?

I'll tell her it was all my fault, not yours.

And then I'll demand to know why she killed off Genevieve last season for no

reason at all.

How's the witch hunt going?

Oh, yeah, didn't get far. There's a problem with the pink pages, and Marina

wants me to prep her before her Entertainment Weekly interview.

You know, if someone in the office was the source of the story, Doc Week, I'm

sure it was an accident.

I could help with searching the writer's laptops for evidence.

Oh, could you?

Absolutely not. Just keep an eye on these for me. Nobody gets their laptops

until we're absolutely sure the leak didn't come from inside this office.

Marina's order.

Hey. That's cute.

Think so?

Maybe I could wear this top during the summoning scene.

This feels more like your character.

What are you doing?

Luke is holding everyone's laptops hostage until he finds the source of the

leak, Marina's orders.

Okay, look, I can explain.

Don't tell Marina. I sent the story doc to a friend, and I was just letting off

some steam when I said it was a demon pile of goblin turd.

I don't even know how the superfan crazies got a hold of it. Maybe they're

hacking our inboxes now. I don't know.

I can't get fired. I just bought a Tesla.

What if Marina finds out I knew it was you and didn't tell her?

I don't want to get fired either.

Yeah, but you're just the PA. I'm a supervising producer.

Right.

You didn't answer my text or my email.

Or my video message.

I was working late.

I don't know what else you want me to do. One of the staff writers told me he

emailed a story doc to a friend.

Great. Send it on the writer. The leak came from you and me. I'm not going to

blame someone who's innocent.

Ella, don't be so hopelessly sensible.

I am trying to do the right thing.

You got a free pass. Take it and run.

That's not who I am. Fine.

Don't send it on the guy.

Life was so much better before you got the stupid job. Why?

Because everything changed.

You changed. This show was like... Our soul. Our mutual obsession. And now it's

like... Not.

I'm sorry I'm there and you're not.

You alright?

Winnie and I had a fight.

About?

Be nice to her.

She feels like she's losing you. Over superstition.

Well, then she should stop living in the past. This is new Ella.

New Ella is cool and professional.

Why is New Ella so sad?

I don't know.

I, uh, wanted to celebrate us moving

in together.

You made me a bed?

You made me a bed?

How are you doing?

I was a little freaked about my first day of shooting.

This made everything better.

You put it under your mug of tea.

There's lavender inside, so the heat of the cup makes everything so wonderful.

Why do you not seem happy?

I think I'm being rude.

By a secret admirer. I think it's Kayla. Really? She sent you that? I'm pretty

sure it's her. She seems like one of those people.

Prickly on the outside, sweet on the inside.

Which is complicated, you know? Like, what if we start dating and then we

up? If you start dating Kayla, that would actually be amazing and you would

to tell us everything Winnie would die.

Though, she's mad at me right now.

And I'm trying to be less of a fangirl at work.

So we both worked so hard to get to this point. If we can't be ourselves while

we're here, it'd be like someone else got the job.

I love you.

I wanted to stop by and wish you good luck on your first day. Thank you.

Lavender. Lavender calms the mind and helps you focus. Did you like it?

I loved all the gifts you sent me.

Thank you.

I'm going to enjoy getting to know you, Sasha.

And I'm going to enjoy getting to know you, too, Nick.

But I have to tell you, I'm super gay.

Oh.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed.

But, um, good luck. All the same.

This is fine.

This is better.

Are you going to apologize?

You first.

After you.

Girl at heart Still a fan Girl at heart

From first kiss to finale They had me from the start I'm still

a fan Girl at heart I understand

You're just moving on To better things And bigger dreams Somewhere

Beyond the screen But all these things we love I thought they made us who we

Don't worry though I've wondered I haven't gone too far I'm still

a fan Girl at heart Still a fan Girl

at heart Counting down the minutes Till the next episode

starts Still a fan

I'm still a fangirl at heart.

I'm still a fangirl at heart.

From fanfiction and cons to late night marathons, we're still

fangirls at heart.

We're still fangirls at heart.

Did you tell Marina that writer didn't like the pages?

I didn't think you would.

It wasn't fair for me to ask you to do that.

I know.

And I don't mean to be a jerk about superstition.

I'm sorry.

How could you, Father Warren?

I have to tell you something.

I already know. How did you find out?

If I die tomorrow, will you miss me?

You know, you might want to, um, unlink your personal email from

iChipItFanArchive .com.

You're easy to track down, Chiparella.

You're one of them.

You write fan fiction.

What about Marina's leaked story doc?

She decided she never liked that storyline anyway, so she's using the

excuse to make the writers re -break the entire second half of the season.

I was right, though, wasn't I? I mean, it was you.

Come on.

I'm granting you immunity.

You won't get in trouble.

I told one friend, and I don't know how it got out.

Please don't tell anyone about the superfan thing.

Who would I tell, Chiparella?

You should check your reviews.

I left you four stars.

When are you going to update, by the way?