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Got crazy real quick.

Does this intimidate you, Tyler?

What is that?

You don't know what this is?

Oh, that's like one of those, um, like, back massager things, right?

No.

This is a guaranteed orgasm.

A clitoral stimulator, if you will.

I have been making a killing selling these to women in the community.

Now I'm getting death threats from their husbands.

Oh, wow.

What, the death threats? That's crazy.

Why would they be doing that?

Probably because their wives are laying around the house just enjoying endless

streams of orgasms that these wonderful devices are providing them.

The husbands feel like they're being replaced.

Oh.

Would you mind if I...

I gave one of these to Stacy.

You want to give one of those to my girlfriend, your daughter?

No, why would I care?

This is why I love you millennials so much.

You're so much more sexually progressive than Gen Xers.

Thank you.

Tyler?

Did you know that I haven't been fucked properly in years?

Oh, um, you know what, Ms. Fitzbill, I really got to get going because I have

exam that I need to study for and that's... Women's sexuality just

isn't taken seriously, even though we're supposed to be equal.

Well, you know, I believe in equality, you know, man and a woman, the same

thing, equal. This is...

The reality for women.

This is the reality that women are dealing with.

Right. Well... Why shouldn't a woman be liberated?

If... If a woman can't have an orgasm with a man, she should be able to

pursue pleasure in any means she can.

Sure. I agree.

Tyler...

I want you to pretend for a moment that my daughter is not your girlfriend.

All right, yeah.

Okay, okay.

So, now, do you find me attractive?

Yeah, of course.

A lot of guys do.

Really? Like who? Like every guy who looks at you or sees you.

Tyler.

Can I ask you another question?

What? Would it be all right if I kissed you?

Mrs. Foley, I don't think that's... I have not been kissed in years. It's been

so long.

And I could see how that might be, you know, lonely and stuff. I've forgotten

what it feels like to have a man's lips pressed against mine. Right.

I see how that... You get lonely and everything, but I don't think I'm the

person to be doing this. I hardly disagree.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. That's right.

Let me untie this.

Yeah.

No one's... No, no, no, no, no. She's gone. Yeah?

She's not coming back until a lot later. A lot later tonight. She does volunteer

work.

Okay. Oh, that feels good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, yes.

God, you have such a nice body, Tyler. So do you. You're so handsome.

I got you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, my God. Oh,

look at that.

You're so, such a nice body. You're so muscular.

Oh,

my goodness.

No, what about Stacy?

We have the house to ourselves.

Okay, yeah, we could just go. Let me see what you have going on here.

i feel it does go pretty good yeah

oh

oh my

god

Yeah, I was pretty wild and crazy when I was a lot younger.

Hence the tattoos.

Yeah. I have a lot of experience.

I think you could really benefit.

Really? Being with someone older, yeah.

Oh my God, that feels really good.

Mm -hmm.

I bet you don't get blowjobs like that from

girls your age.

Oh, my God.

This one feels so good.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Is it okay if I hold your hair?

Hold on.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, wow, that feels really, really good.

I know it does.

Oh.

Oh, wow. It feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Jeez.

Holy shit. That feels really, really good. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Pretty good at that.

Yeah.

Lots of experience, Tyler.

Yeah.

I feel like my legs are going to start shaking.

That's a good thing.

Oh, I'm just getting a little more comfortable.

Oh,

Tyler.

Huh?

You've got to return the favor.

Come here.

Like that?

Yes.

I just love that youthful enthusiasm.

Oh my goodness.

Right there.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. It's so hot.

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Okay.

Yeah, right there.

Go in.

Right there, yeah.

Right there. Stay there.

Stay there.

Yeah.

Holy God.

Oh, Todd.

Huh? You're very naturally gifted in that area.

I used to hate you. Yeah, I do.

Really? Yeah.

That's fair.

You know what? I shouldn't tell anyone that, you know, as much as I want that

get out and everything, maybe you should just, you know.

Oh sure, I won't say a word.

So what do we do now?

I'm not done with you yet.

Yeah?

Take this off.

You're so handsome, Tyler.

Thank you.

I wish I could go back in time and you could take me to prom.

What? Yeah.

Wouldn't that be hot?

It would be pretty hot.

Oh, my God.

Did I get out of here as well?

Yeah.

Oh,

my God. It takes a while.

Yeah. Oh, my

God. Oh,

my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. It feels so bad.

Oh, my God. It's just so bad.

Yeah, it does.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

I can't believe we're doing this. Oh my

god.

Yes. Yes.

Oh my God. Oh

my God, yes.

Oh yeah.

Does that feel good?

Oh my God, it's so fucking good.

Oh God.

Whoa, oh Oh

Oh my god.

Holy sh**.

It's so good.

Oh my

god.

Oh, this is so... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I don't want you to come just yet.

What are we doing?

I'm turning around.

Do you ever have sex from this position?

What? Like, you know,

me and your daughter kind of do things.

Yeah? Yeah.

There you go.

Oh, Tyler.

Oh, there you go.

Oh,

that feels so good. Yeah, just like that?

Yeah.

Oh, my.

Like that?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

So good.

Fuck yeah, this feels so good. Do you like this?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You all right? Yes, I'm fantastic.

Yeah? Oh, Tyler.

Oh, come here.

Yeah? Come here. What? Excuse me.

He's here now.

Grab it tight and shrug it.

Oh my god.

So we can both kind of lie down.

I want to use this tool.

You know, you can also use it during sex. I'll show you.

Not on me though, right? No, no, no, on me.

Oh, yeah.

Let me know if you can feel this a little bit. Oh, I can, yeah. Does it

good? It does.

Oh, this is great.

Oh,

my God. It feels so good.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Holy shit, man. It feels so good.

Holy. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Holy.

Holy shit, I feel so good.

Oh.

You're so cute.

Yeah, you're so cute.

I'm just like staring at you.

Yeah. Holy fuck.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh, fuck me. Yeah.

Holy fuck.

Holy shit.

Oh.

Holy fuck.

Oh.

Holy shit.

You want me to come here?

Yeah? Really?

Oh.

Oh.

Holy.

Oh my god, we don't want to come for you. Okay. Yes. Yes.

Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

What the fuck?

I, uh, kind of just came to my senses.

I, uh, you're, uh, my girlfriend. You're, fuck, what the fuck?

My daughter?

Your girlfriend, Stacy.

Stacy!

Oh, no.

She's not coming home until later tonight, and I won't say anything.

Yeah? Yeah, of course not.