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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:17,580 People ask, where do you get your ideas? 2 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,360 Right here. 3 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,680 All this is my magician's toy shop. 4 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:29,080 I'm Ray Bradbury, and this is... 5 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,500 Someone's saying something. 6 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:39,680 Is it my birthday then? 7 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,080 Well, then how come? 8 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,500 Yeah. 9 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,320 Yeah. 10 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,300 I know, I know. 11 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,600 It is wonderful. 12 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,920 I gotta pay back. 13 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,700 I gotta pay back! 14 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,419 Neil? 15 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:12,740 Who do we owe now? 16 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,820 Long overdue. 17 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,200 Should have paid up years ago. 18 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,420 Chock full of me. 19 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:32,540 And me's gonna... Well, wait. 20 00:03:02,510 --> 00:03:03,510 Okay, Leo. 21 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,710 What do we put first? 22 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:08,690 Ha! 23 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:13,950 Ha! 24 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:21,410 Again! 25 00:03:57,550 --> 00:04:02,310 Gonna be a happiness machine. 26 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:04,130 Can I help? 27 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:15,930 Now is it a happiness machine? 28 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,500 You don't look very happy. 29 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:36,200 So, what's this about some sort of contraption you're erecting in your 30 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,500 laboratory in Mount Frankenstein? 31 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,920 Bad news travels fast. 32 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,660 First of all, it's not a contraption. It's a machine. 33 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:53,500 Second, it's not my laboratory. It's my workshop. 34 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,500 Third, it's not... 35 00:04:55,800 --> 00:05:02,260 Count Frankenstein, it's Baron Frankenstein. And fourth, Saul, 36 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:07,580 I hereby give you the big mouth of the year award. 37 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:14,860 So this contract, this machine. Happiness, a machine to make happy. Good 38 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:20,140 Joy tomorrow morning and next week. Work tomorrow morning. 39 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:26,440 And all next week. Ah, the presentation can wait. I am going to take a vacation 40 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,640 and work on happiness. 41 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:34,560 When did all this happen? 42 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:36,840 Dawn. 43 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,300 Sunrise. I don't know. 44 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:44,320 I got up. I looked out and I never thought so much before. 45 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,640 I, what's the word? 46 00:05:47,420 --> 00:05:48,420 Hyperventilated. That's it. 47 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:50,530 Filled up. 48 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:53,630 Exploded. I had to do something or go crazy. 49 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:56,930 I had to say, you're right, so... Joy. 50 00:05:57,550 --> 00:05:58,550 Happiness, Lena. 51 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:00,090 Happiness. 52 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,280 Hey, Mr. 53 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:36,000 Peekaboo. Why are you staring from outside? Come in. 54 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:41,760 Lena, are you pleased, delighted, joyful, contented? 55 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,940 Do you feel lucky, fortunate? 56 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:48,500 Are things clever and fitting, successful and suitable for you? 57 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,860 Read that again. 58 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,200 You're not contented, delighted, joyful? 59 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,580 Leo, cows are contented. 60 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:03,040 Babies, old folks in second childhood are delighted. 61 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:09,640 As for joyful, look how I laugh ironing your shirts. 62 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,160 Next month we'll take off. Get away. 63 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:15,760 Next week you'll be asking me what makes my heart beat all night. 64 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,600 Who knows? 65 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,280 Or what's marriage? 66 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,080 Don't ask. 67 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,200 Eat, sleep, breathe, Leo. 68 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,800 Oh, good grief. 69 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,440 Look what you've done. 70 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,060 Happiness. Shall I tell you what it is, Leo? 71 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,440 Happiness is not bread for dinner, but charcoal. 72 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,340 Come back, Leo. 73 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:53,970 Stop it. 74 00:08:55,830 --> 00:09:00,990 Hey, kid. 75 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,470 Who is that man out there? 76 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,230 It's Papa, man. 77 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:07,870 Oh. 78 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:10,210 It used to be our dad. 79 00:09:10,690 --> 00:09:12,210 Who said I'm not? 80 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,920 Any queens? 81 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:36,100 Goldfish. The happiness machine is done. 82 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,480 Finished. 83 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,780 Complete. 84 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,860 Why am I in bed so late? 85 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,660 Stay there or I'll give you such a hip. 86 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,720 It used to be breakfast. 87 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:06,780 Then it could have been lunch. Now it's a dog dinner. 88 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,600 What's that? 89 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,499 Can't be. 90 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,780 The happiness machine? 91 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,020 Happiness? 92 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:17,080 Leo, you haven't spoken to your children in two weeks. 93 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,620 You've lost 10 pounds. 94 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:19,940 I've lost 15. 95 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,260 Leave off the clock you're building. 96 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,160 You'll never find a cuckoo big enough to go in it. 97 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,850 Yes, Acme trash removal? 98 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,090 I need a pickup today. 99 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,090 No! 11 Elm Street. 100 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,170 Offman. 101 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:40,390 Ten o 'clock? Yes, that would be fine. 102 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:43,190 Oh, yes, a big truck. 103 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:46,070 Thank you. See you then. Bye -bye. 104 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:51,570 You mean I've just got two hours to prove to you that my happiness machine 105 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:54,190 the most wonderful idea of all time? 106 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,330 One hour, 58 minutes. 107 00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,170 And counting. 108 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:11,670 Get in. 109 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,690 Does it go up or down? 110 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:19,270 Sideways. How do I know it's not an elevator down to hell? 111 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,370 Wait. You'll see. 112 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:24,010 Or a rocket and it shoots me through the roof. 113 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,510 Sit, Lina. 114 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,310 Sit. 115 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:30,670 I'm suffocating. You're just imagining. 116 00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:36,850 What did you do with the seatbelt? You don't need one. You see the button? Yes, 117 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:37,749 so many. 118 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:38,669 Hardly any. 119 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:45,110 Press for light, sound, music, space, time, memories, futures. 120 00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:47,990 And what if I want out? 121 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:49,750 Open the door and jump. 122 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,030 How far will I fall? 123 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,289 Near, Lina. 124 00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:53,290 Not far. 125 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,480 Don't worry. 126 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,680 Papa! No! 127 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,380 Come in. 128 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:09,740 Come in. 129 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,350 No, no, no. She can't be. 130 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,930 Laughing, maybe. 131 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:37,530 She's crying, Papa. Well, 132 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,570 yes. Maybe. 133 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:43,050 Like a baby. 134 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,140 What's wrong with power? 135 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,450 Leo, you forgot. 136 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:42,370 Some hour, someday we have to climb out of that machine and go back to dirty 137 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:43,370 dishes. 138 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:50,570 Sure, while we're in there, a sunset lasts forever and the air always smells 139 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,790 good and the temperature is perfect. 140 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:58,290 But outside, Leo, the children wait for lunch. 141 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,250 And let's be frank, Leo. 142 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,170 Who wants the sunset to last forever? 143 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:08,050 Who wants perfect temperature? 144 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:10,770 After a while, who would notice? 145 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,130 People are like that, Leo. 146 00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:14,770 Did you forget? 147 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,790 Did I? 148 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:22,030 You should never have made quick things go slow and stay around. 149 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:28,610 And you brought faraway places to our backyard where they don't belong. 150 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,630 Where they just tell you. 151 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,020 You'll never travel, Lena Hoffman. 152 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,960 Paris you'll never see. 153 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:43,060 Rome you'll never visit. But I always knew that, Leo, so why tell me? 154 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,260 Make do. 155 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 Make do. 156 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,200 So what now? 157 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:53,700 That's not for me to say. 158 00:16:56,180 --> 00:17:00,760 All I know, Leo, is as long as this thing is here... 159 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,160 all want to come out. 160 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,460 And Saul will want to come out like he did last night. 161 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:12,680 And against our judgment, we'll sit in it and look at all those faraway places 162 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:18,839 and each time we'll cry and we'll be no 163 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,520 fit family. 164 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:23,839 Hoffman? 165 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,020 Yes. No. 166 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,060 Eleven Elm? 167 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,360 Yes. No. 168 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:33,980 Is that it? 169 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,380 Yes. No. 170 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,360 You want us to take it away? 171 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,660 Yes. No. 172 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,220 Children, let's go. 173 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,180 Tomato? 174 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,400 Tomato. Not so. 175 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:43,170 So? Is that a sunset? 176 00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:51,470 Yes. 177 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:34,590 understand. How could I be so wrong? 178 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:00,790 I know. 179 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:02,230 Look. 180 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:09,390 Papa, the machine. 181 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,610 Yeah. 182 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,370 The machine. 183 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:21,510 It's on fire. 184 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,650 It's burning. Leo. Dad, call the fire department. 185 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,050 No. 186 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:28,470 In a minute. 187 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,830 How long you gonna stay out here? 188 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,170 You stay, Leo. 189 00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:05,670 Look in all the windows. 190 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,030 And then tell me what we've got here. 191 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,800 Do you know what we got here, Lena? 192 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,760 A happiness machine. 11819