All language subtitles for The Latest Buzz s03e22 The Live From Teen Buzz

I'm Team Buzzer Rebecca Harper. Our
magazine is sponsoring tonight's dance.

Word? I'm DJB Boogaloo, a .k .a. New
Hotness, a .k .a. The Game Changer. You

know how I do.

Um, not really, but I'm sure Mr. and
Mrs. Boogaloo are mighty proud.

It's me, Michael.

Michael? Why are you in disguise?

And when did you get the razor?

You see that little cutie over there?
That's Chloe. I want to ask her out.

She's into this kind of style, so I
decided to go hip -hop.

More like hip -hopeless.

You're supposed to be taking photos for
Buzz.

DJ's going to be mad if she sees you up
here.

DJ's down with it. She has no idea, has
she? Not a clue.

Call it my journalistic instinct, but I
have a feeling tonight's going to be a

really big night.

The last started off with the perfect
track.

It's long, it's strong, it's 22 minutes.

Oh, pure fire.

You see DJ, be cool.

Of course I'll be cool. Why wouldn't I
be cool?

Hi, DJ. No, I haven't seen Michael. Look
at all my back.

Welcome, Deep Boogaloo. I'm DJ.

What up, Breezy?

I used to be DJ myself.

DJ squared.

My name is DJ, and I was DJ squared,
too.

That's deep.

I know. I used to be a connoisseur of
techno. I still am.

give you a listen if i find myself in
the 90s i play hip -hop oh cool i didn't

think the whole east coast flavor well i
play more crunk that's how i flow me

too me too that's how i flow too i have
to go find our buzz photographer so keep

up the good squirreling uh it's called
spinning yeah yeah peace out

gotta change the michael quick

up shoddy hey b -boogaloo i'm really
feeling this dog we have to keep you on

dance floor dropping it like it's hot
well uh i got some stuff to take care of

vibe over there needs reshaping all
right peace i

gotta tell you something and it's big
it's an elephant no no no no a stadium

things that are big things that are big
it's michael ziegel world's greatest

teacher coming through

I see that ending well.

Tonight's the night.

I'm going to tell Rebecca that I love
her.

Cool, then it will be a special night
because I'm going to ask Amanda to be my

girl. I heard Amanda's bringing a prince
tonight.

A prince as if. That's like when a guy
says he's dating a girl at camp.

There's never a real girl.

Last week you said you were dating a
girl at camp.

The point is, there's no prince.

Brother, Noah.

I like getting me chased.

He's a prince.

How do you do, gentlemen?

His dad is the king of the federated
states of micro -Australia.

How'd he get that gig?

Scratch and win?

No. He was the 10th caller.

Did you do it on voice?

He is not a good -looking dude.

World's greatest photographer coming
through.

Thanks, Michael.

Where's that Michael Davy?

DJ, enjoying yourself?

The coolest DJ ever. I knew from his low
-slung pants. He knew music.

Then you'll love our plumber.

Oh, I remember our high school dances.

I was shy when I was a teen, but as you
know, not a lot of rhythm.

But when I lacked some style, I made up
for it in heart.

Heart, shy, rhythm, heart, got it.

Adorable. There I'd be in my cropped
jacket and shredded jeans just dancing

the beat of my own drum.

Tell me more, DJ.

Describe the dancing in excruciating
detail.

Oh, well, I kind of personalized all of
my own moves. You know, put a little

spin on what the other kids were doing,
like... Oh, excuse me. Pardon me. Come

through. I'm here, DJ.

Shepard's here.

Shepard, what are you doing?

I thought you were choking.

Come on, let me show you how to really
get jiggy with it.

Great.

Maybe you can show me when you're done
in bed.

Michael, hey, can I get some advice?

Sure. If you need a distraction, just
get DJ to talk about her tenures. Uh,

common knowledge, but I want to ask you
about Rebecca.

I'm going to tell her that I love her.

I'm thinking something sweet, private.
And boring. This is huge, Noah.

Beat Boogaloo huge.

You're not going to ask me to wear a
tire chain around my neck. Beat Boogaloo

would be down with that.

But as Michael would say, think balloons
falling from the ceiling. It may be

some singing dolphins.

Those are just, don't they?

And maybe a banner. You know, a big
banner.

Gotcha. A dolphin balloon banner.

I can do that.

Just don't play your guitar and sing
Rebecca's song. You've done that to

I've done it once.

I stand by what I said.

Gotta change.

Rebecca, I'd like you to meet my prince.

This is Chase.

How do you do?

Amanda, I'll get you some more punch.

I'm certain.

Thanks.

What was that all about?

Your prince looks exactly like Wilder.

Please, Wilder would never wear a velvet
blazer.

So how's your so -called prince?

I know this is awkward, Wilder. I'm
sorry.

Oh, it's cool. I'm dating a girl from
camp. She's real, too.

Timing's always off, isn't it?

Only if you let it be. Why don't we just
go for it? What about the girl from

camp? Uh, she got poison ivy on her
face. True story. Back to us.

First I was hurt, then I was stubborn,
then I was embarrassed, but there was

never a time I didn't want you to be
mine.

Hello, Wilbur.

Thanks for looking after my girl.

Where's your date?

Uh, she's at camp with a face rash, and
it's wilder.

Face rash?

Well, that sounds wilder.

Anyway, Amanda wanted to show me off
some more, so I'll see you later.

Times like these that I wish I could
call my fake camp girlfriend.

DJ, beat Boogaloo on the ones and twos.
Y 'all keep kicking it.

Little Chloe.

Hair all done up, outfit out of control.

You're making a brother sweat.

You're so much cooler than the boys at
Ernie C.

I would never date a guy who went to
this school.

I hear you, boo. I hear you.

Boy would never date a guy from Ernie C?

Do I stay trapped in disguise to date a
girl so shallow?

Yep. I'm turning up the heat. When I say
booger, you say.

Yeah.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Sir, sir. Can you please page Michael
Davies? He's missing a ton of great

photos. Yeah, no sweat. I'm all up on
it. Just give me a hot minute. I'll find

you, boy.

Girls love the grand gesture.

Michael said this would work, and he
knows Rebecca.

Get to it, Jackson.

Hey, Noah.

Arr. Hey, Arr. Arr.

You look really great, Noah.

Really handsome. Arr.

Did you want to tell me something?

Yes. Yes, I did.

My mom made spaghetti for dinner.

Sounds delicious.

It is.

I used to call it paschetti.

I can't do this. Gotta go.

Maybe we could dance later after the
biscotti settles.

You can do this.

This finger, my heart. Rebecca's number.
I love phone.

You are an embarrassment.

Of course my face is on the country's
money. But it's only on the nickel. One

day I'll make it to the dollar.

My daddy makes money, but you're on the
money. I think I'll meet the girls in

the bathroom and gloat.

Hey, Chase, think we could talk mano a
mano, just the two of us? Sure. What's

up, Wilbur?

Wilder. My name is Wilder. Never too
late to change it.

I've liked a minute for a long time, and
I would like you to be my girlfriend.

How sweet.

I know you're on a date with her, and
you're probably hoping for a little

-a -roo, but here's the thing.

She's never been kissed before, and I
would like her first kiss to be special,

so I'm asking as a gentleman if you
could just... I get it. You like her.

bad you can't call dibs on a girl, you
neuro -juggling thunderdork.

And as for that first kiss, it'll be
with me.

And special.

My face is on money. How much more
special can you get?

That is without a doubt the rudest
prince I have ever met.

Wilder, you look like you've seen better
days. What's up, buddy?

Amanda brought some pukey prince to the
dance who doesn't care about it the way

I do.

No amount of breast rate can cover that
guy's stink. It comes from within.

Sounds tough, but in situations like
this, it is important to stay true to

you are.

Gotta change who I am!

I see that ending very well.

Staying true to who you are is fine if
you're old.

I'm not old.

Sure you're not.

I need young guy advice, Mr. S.

Gotcha.

Check it.

I won my first Lisa's heart by outbreak
dancing another kid.

Girls like a guy who can dance.

That's it! I would have a chance against
Chase. I bet his country doesn't even

allow dancing.

Good luck, Wilder. I hope you dazzle
your dream girl.

Just don't, DJ. That's my thing. I mean,
thang.

Just kidding.

Hey! Did you get a good shot of me yet?
I think Buzz readers would love to see

their favorite editor tripping the light
vent.

I snapped a picture of you ripping the
pants elastic. Does that count?

I'm just teasing, boss. I got great
pictures of all the action.

Ernie, see? Never had a dance like this
when I went to school. That beep

boogaloo is off of the class.

You mean off the chain?

Whatever. Hey, where is he anyway? You
hired him. You should be more strict

how he spends his time.

You're right, DJ.

I'll get him back spinning in no time.

Say,

what up, dog? From me, DJ.

Mr. S, can I get some advice?

Teacher advice or guy advice?

Yeah, because I came to the dance with a
homework question.

Forgive me, I'm old.

How can I help?

Tonight I want to tell Rebecca that I
love her. But last time I tried, I could

barely even talk. What do I do?

Hmm, a school dance.

When young man's fancy turns to thoughts
of love and the air is filled with...

I'd like to tell her tonight.

Fine.

Now, this is the slow part of the song.

Now's your chance.

Hold her close.

And let your heart do do that.

As you were. As you were.

Hey, R.

Do you want to dance?

You waited for the slow part.

You're what my dad calls a sly dog.

R.

We've known each other for a long time,
and we've had our ups and downs, but I

can't think of a more perfect night to
say I...

I...

Robot dance!

Robot dance?

This is our first dance as boyfriend and
girlfriend.

I guess I thought you'd treat it like
something special, but you're just

like a goof.

Robot doof.

I want to hear y 'all get... Dude,

I need the cord. Can I borrow the mic
for a sec? This is Beep Boogaloo time,

homie. Keep it quick. Gotcha. I want to
take a sec.

Yo, Wilder here. Trey, I challenge you
to a dance -off. You and me. Just us.

Nobody else. Just us two.

Nobody else is being challenged.

Only you. and only me. The guy in a coin
against the guy in the kajillion dollar

bill. I get it.

Bring it.

Man,

the punch must be terrible.

One minute on the dance floor.

Excuse me. Could I have a sec with BJ?

It's all right, baby.

Thanks.

Michael, I know you like her, but
shouldn't you just tell her how you

Just don't get it, Rebecca.

You have no idea what guys go through.

It's not easy for us.

Really? Telling a girl how we feel is
the hardest thing in the world. You can

turn a really cool guy into a total
goof.

Or a robot.

That's why I'm doing this. I don't care
if Beat Boogaloo gets hurt.

At least Michael Davies is safe.

Thanks, Beat.

And Michael.

You see, Michael, he needs to be taking
pictures of the dance -off. I think I've

clocked him near the punch table.

Hey, is that Mr. Shepard Mackin on the
cafeteria lady?

She gave him extra meatloaf for a
reason.

Wait a minute.

Not the cafeteria lady or Shepard. What
are you... Where's B -Boogaloo? I have

no idea what you're talking about, DJ.
I'm off to capture a dance competition.

Good day, good dance.

Shall we?

Amanda this is for you.

I sent a boy to do a princess job.

The winner,

Chase the Prince!

Poor Wilder. He really needs his friends
here for him. I couldn't agree more.

Oh, gotta go.

No idea why people have been doing that
all night.

Your man was on fire.

Prince, you sure are an amazing crumper.

It helps that we have a minister of
crumping.

I guess it's true our timing's always
off.

But I want you to be happy, so I wish
you guys nothing but the best.

If you're done with this concession
speech, I have to take care of business.

Time to be kissed by your prince.

A kiss? Why? Because you dance better
than Wilder? Not that much better.

A man who should kiss Chase.

He's rich, he wears velvet, he can be
fond on pocket change.

He's what you've always wanted. But he's
not you.

You two crimes forgot one thing during
your dance off.

Deodorant? Not... Yes, but mainly what I
want.

Right now I want to dance with my
boyfriend.

What? No fair! I've built castles,
thrown myself into exploding castles.

even... Oh, you mean me, right?

Yes, Wilder, I mean you.

Wilder may not be royalty, but he's
always treated me like a princess.

That's a lot more than I can say for
you.

Fighting nigger for every time I heard
that.

How about a cajillion?

I have never been happier.

But this is not good news for my camp
girlfriend.

What is wrong with me?

I do the robot dance instead of telling
my girlfriend how I really feel.

It's three words. It's not that hard.

I love you.

See? There.

I love you are.

I love you are.

I love you are.

Why can't I just say it?

Maybe you're afraid I won't say it back.

We don't have to make a big deal out of
it.

Maybe we can just say it.

Like this.

I love you, Noah Jackson, more than any
boy I've ever known.

I love you too, Rebecca Harper.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

Bee Boogaloo, how nice of you to return.

is only missing one thing, a photo with
the event planner with the event.

Ain't no need. We can dodge up a photo
later.

Oh, no, don't worry. I'll just get
Michael up here. If I can pose and use

microphone, Mr. Boogaloo. I have a cold,
so you might not want to... Don't be

silly.

Michael Davies, come on up.

Oh, Michael, it's picture time, your
favorite thing in the world.

And it's unfolding as I predicted.

I tried to warn him.

Michael Davies, come up here this
instant.

Oh, my God.

You're Beep Boogaloo?

You're not Beep Boogaloo?

I'm Michael Theodore Davies. Beep
Boogaloo was a character I made up.

A brilliant character with more
talent...

and charisma that most of you will
possess in a lifetime, but a character

nonetheless. And if this means beautiful
girl won't date me, then I'm sorry, but

I hope you like me as much as you like
me, Boogaloo.

Give it up, high school boy.

I was kidding.

I'll be whoever you want me to be.

In the words of DJ Squared, it ain't no
thing.

Still don't have it.

Michael Theodore Davies?

Yeah. Hi, I'm Polly, and I'm a really
big fan of Teen Buzz's name -dropping

column.

I'm also kind of a big fan of Michael
Davies, to be honest.

You are?

Do you think maybe we can dance?

That'd be the coolest thing I've heard
all night.

Just my luck. Then your luck's about to
change, my man, because this song's for

you.

I hope you like your retro.

I know it may be too soon to say this,
but I just can't keep it inside.

I feel like I've known you my whole
life. I just... I, uh... I... I... Robot

dance!

Do you ever get the feeling that you're
always out of place?

When you hear the words come out your
mouth, you wish you didn't say when they

ask you.