All language subtitles for The Latest Buzz s03e17 The Third Wheel Issue

Nope. Nada.

Niet.

No.

Oh, wait!

Nine. Wow, a girl who can reject in any
language.

I'm going through the responses from all
the record labels I sent my demo to.

Hmm.

Nope. I never knew you were psychic.

What am I going to have for lunch today?

Food. Whoa.

Right.

Better watch what I think about you. I'm
not psychic, but watch what you...

think about me anyway i've gone through
so many of these i can tell just by the

weight if it's a rejection my last one

so

what am i thinking about now you're
thinking you're gonna do a dancer so

for me whoa eerie

Watching the time pass, no way to get
out and hang out with my friends. Find

what's new, who's watching on who.

And if everyone's new, it's a whole new
scene.

And the pages are...

a happy anniversary.

I didn't know you were married. Two
years ago, Steve, me, my old bud,

Oakman, set the McPhee's book of famous
records record for batting a balloon

back and forth.

47 hours. It was epic.

Oh, you must have been proud and very,
very bored.

Not at all. We kept each other
entertained with stories.

Sherman had this great one where...
Sorry.

I must have drifted off during your
riveting balloon story. Please continue.

No, I was just saying that Sherm has
a...

Sherm

the Sherman. Happy anniversary, dude.

What? You beat our old record?

Really? How long?

49 hours?

With Dunkelman?

But Dunkelman is my arch nemesis.

Stay chill, dude. Ciao.

Wait, so...

Your old friend teams up with your arch
rival to break your McFeeney record, and

all you can muster is stay chill, buddy.
Ciao.

Hi, Sherm. One more thing.

Wow, Mr. Pierce, this is a lot of work.
This is the last fiscal review of all

the companies I own.

But you... have some wacky doing all of
this for you well normally i would but

this gives me a chance to check up on my
honeybee and how is she doing by the

way oh well she's finally realized that
cab money doesn't mean limo money so

that's good yeah amanda's growing up so
fast i i can't always be there for her i

just get worried that she doesn't need
me anymore daddy

You better stick around for a while,
sir. Otherwise, she'll be in for a rough

landing. You seem excited. Are you still
harassing my assistant?

The man had it coming, but that's not
why I'm happy.

Remember how it was always your dream to
walk down the red carpet at the music

awards? Not really.

Okay, it was mine, but I'll totally
bring you with me.

Let me guess.

You've got a recording contract.

Spark Records said yes. I finally did
something on my own. Yay, Amanda. I am

proud of you. This calls for a
celebration.

I know.

Hello, Daddy's assistant.

Fill my room with flowers.

Pink ones.

Shaped like recording contracts.

Oh, you baby.

Jack, it's me right here.

You'll be calling one of your finalists
in two days at four o 'clock sharp?

I look forward to talking to you then.

See? Because it's going to be me.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm a finalist for Born 97's Anne of
Green Gables contest.

A museum is drawing everything Anne, and
I can see it for free. Do you know what

this means?

GPS, integrated Wi -Fi, 30 gigs of
memory?

Yes!

What? No.

Behold, the third generation Glee
phones. Lick, cutting edge, and

Like me, but in a phone. You have to get
one. My phone? may be out of date, but

it does have backgammon.

You just don't get it, do you? Phones
are not for playing backgammon. They're

for taking pictures and listening to
music.

And making phone calls?

To a lesser extent, yes.

I happen to be perfectly happy with my
phone. But that's out of ignorance.

Look, I'm online checking emails and
fitting on a signed copy of the Good

Bad Witch soundtrack.

And that's all very nice, but my old
phone hasn't let me down yet.

Oh dear, my battery just died.

Well, my new phone recharged itself off
my self -confidence.

Here. Why don't you take my old one?

Why would I want to answer all of your
calls?

Dear Rebecca, so young, so naive.

It's simple. All you have to do is
switch the SIM card.

Does your SIM card have backgammon? No.
Nerd was not one of its features.

Apparently neither was Politeness.

No way, Wilder. Find some other
dunkleman to help you reclaim your

about it, dude. You, me, a chance at
immortality.

I'm not going to spend two days batting
a balloon back and forth. Why not? It's

totally fun. Totally fun? No, why didn't
you tell me in the first place?

Guys? Miss Dress, can you help me make
my case for Noah to set a McPheony's

of famous records record for balloon
bouncing?

That case kind of makes itself.

Cut it out or I'll let it hit the
ground. Bet you can't. I would also bet

That's ridiculous.

So, ladies and gentlemen, he's in. What
have you done to me? Made you part of

history, baby.

Who else has he managed?

Who?

Never heard of him. Listen, look up the
biggest name in showbiz and then find

their manager.

Then find the guy he's jealous of.

There's my honeybee.

Daddy!

I think I've seen you more this week
than all of the last year.

I'm a busy man.

I'm just wrapping up the Bud Fisker
review, but why don't we go out to

tonight to celebrate your record
contract?

Goody, but put the reservation under my
name. They might as well get used to

hearing it.

What's with all the clothes?

For my album cover photo shoot, I'm
picturing me in a bikini surrounded by a

guy.

I'm picturing you in a parka surrounded
by my security staff.

Seriously.

Daddy's assistant?

Cancel the bikini fitting.

And the hot guys.

Michael, do you have a second?

Nope, but I got a third.

Generation Glee phone?

Oh, wit. Why have you blessed me so?

I have a few questions about this phone
you gave me. No problem. Shoot. I've

mastered answering it. Boy, that was a
long night. But I still don't know how

make a call. Well, it's simple. You dial
the number, then you hit the little

button with the phone on fire.

Then how do you hang up?

With the button that looks like a
spatula?

No, you press the button with the phone
that looks like it stinks.

Got it?

I think so.

All right.

Wait, one more question.

Why? Rebecca, maybe this phone is a
little too advanced for you. Why don't

just switch back to your old one? I
would, but I already gave it to Baba.

old phone had a crank on it.

Don't worry. Your new phone has a button
that makes jokes like that funny.

Okay. Michael gets me again.

Wait!

Long day, huh?

Yeah, especially after last night at my
house.

Luckily, the rules say that if you doze
off, I can bounce it off your face.

That explained my dream about a balloon
being bounced off my face.

Although I'm still waiting for that
dream where I wear your clothes to end.

Seriously, you didn't have one pair of
long pants you can lend me.

Those aren't my long pants.

And you thought you wouldn't like this.
You're enjoying this as much as I am.

What's not to enjoy? The drama, the
challenge.

The idea that in just 21 hours, our
names will be etched in the annals of

history. Noah Jackson and Wilder.

Um, actually, I said in the attempt
notice that Wilder and Noah Jackson.

But my name comes before yours does. No,
it doesn't. Yes, it does,

alphabetically. Oh, I listed in order of
awesomeness.

If I don't get fair billing, then I
can't help you with your record.

Fine by me, dude.

Why does this have to be so much fun?

That's about it.

Thanks for all your help on this, DJ.

No problem, sir.

I'll make sure these get to head office.
I was going that way anyway. You know,

I always like to take a long,
inconvenient route home with 85 pounds

Well, let me help you.

Always remember, bend with your knees.

Don't use so hard!

Sorry,

DJ. I'd stay and help, but I have some
business to attend to. No!

Jack Spark Records?

Cool. That's a company that just signed
Amanda. What a coincidence.

Oh.

Hey, honey bee, what are you up to?

Hi, Daddy. I'm just signing up for
tomorrow's open mic night. A little

my fans. That's my girl.

Hey, now that I'm a superstar, do I get
a baby deer?

Well, I guess you get anything you want,
sweetie.

Hey, DJ, I get a baby deer.

Of course you do.

Maybe. Can you speak with your dad for a
minute?

Sure. I have to talk to the blurb's
event coordinator about the shocking

publicity.

Hey, smoothie maker, get me a poster
maker.

And a banana smoothie.

Diamond chip off the old block.

So, what do you want to talk to me
about?

Okay, here it is.

I know that you own Drive Spark Records.

I also know that.

Right. Well, then I guess what I'm
trying to say is...

Does Amanda know?

No. Isn't it perfect?

She gets to feel independent, and I get
to be involved in her career. And she'll

never be the wiser.

So you're not going to tell her? Oh, and
break her heart? Of course not. Look,

this is what she always wanted to do.

And I just want to make my honey bee
happy.

An exercise you always use, but I've
never been in the show before.

Can't blame her father for trying.

Let's put this in the confidential file,
shall we?

Come on, honey.

Does it really matter which name goes
first? Of course it matters. Nobody ever

says Robin and Batman or Rollin' Rock or
Chips and Fish. Exactly.

Whoa! Keep it away from the pointy
plant.

So.

How's everything with the balloon
batting duo?

We professionals prefer the term
balloonies. We also prefer that when I

over, Noah should provide regular -sized
clothes that don't interfere in our

hand skills.

I am six inches taller than you. Oh,
it's all about Noah, isn't it?

Noah thinks his name should go before
mine in the record books. And Balloony

here thinks his name should go first
because he came up with the idea.

How about one of you put your name first
in the North American books and the

other first in Europe?

Nope. No deal.

Europe just doesn't have the same
respect for baloony culture.

There may be one other way to settle
this. Name it. You could help me prune

cactus.

There you are. I have one more question
about this phone.

Fume. I know, I know, but I still can't
figure out call waiting. And Bore97

could call me today at 4 o 'clock for
the Anne of Green Gables exhibit.

Uh, gee, I wonder how to make this book
go.

is important.

This exhibit is sold out for months.

This may be the only way I get to see
it. Do I read it this way or this way?

Where do I plug it in?

It's all so confusing.

Never mind.

I think I broke it.

How much longer do I have to keep
hitting this thing?

Until Wilder gets out of the bathroom.

Great. There goes my afternoon.

Yeah, I wouldn't go making dinner plans
either.

Hey, congrats on the record deal.

Thanks. And don't worry, Noah. When I'm
famous, I'll forget about you little

people. You're forgetting us now, and
you're not even close to famous.

I'm a forward thinker.

So what label did you sign with?

It's a new label with a roster of up
-and -comers called Jive Spark.

Jive Spark? Isn't that owned by... What?

Never mind.

What? Jive Spark is owned by what?

No, no, I said live...

Bark is toned... There is no way you can
make a sentence out of that. Hang on,

give me a chance.

Live bark is toned by trainers.

Tell me or I'll stop hitting this
balloon. Okay, okay.

No need to get vicious.

I'm pretty sure Jive Spark is one of the
bunch of companies your dad owns. As

if! I know all the companies Daddy owns.

Yeah? And in that fourth of companies,
there's no chance you missed the tree

labeled Jive Spark?

I didn't miss any trees. And just
because the height of your fame involves

wanting a balloon...

Then we need to make stuff up about me.

No, wait.

And this is why my name goes first.

It's no use.

Tell me about it. I can't find any proof
that Daddy owns Jive Spark.

Why don't you just call and ask?

That's perfect.

I'll call the record label and make the
kind of outrageous demands they'd only

expect from the boss's daughter.

I meant call your dad and ask him.

On the phone, plotting.

Hi. Jack Sparks, phone answerer. This is
Amanda Pierce, and I have some

outrageous demands.

I want two private jets, one for me and
one for my clothes and shoes.

Oh, thank you.

Then I want an entourage for my dear.

You can do that, too.

I also want to sing with five hot guys,
and I want to do it in a bikini.

No bikinis?

On company president's order?

You faked my contract? How could you
pull such a terrible trick?

Honeybee, no, it wasn't a trick.

Hello, assistant.

Fill up my daughter's room with pink
balloons shaped like apologies.

Oh, you baby.

Guys, how's the McBeanie record coming?

Okay, well, maybe this will cheer you
up.

I need a balloon.

That did cheer me up. Listen, I called
the McFeeney record people, and they've

agreed to count all of the hours you
guys have done together toward any hours

you do apart.

So we'll each get a chance to set our
own record? If you want to split up.

Great. Perfect.

May the best balloonist win.

Hey, it's balloony.

Huh?

Horace497, I'd love to attend the
museum's Anne of Green Gables exhibit.

I'm practicing my phone voice when they
do call.

Anne is one of my favorite literary
heroes.

MSB, the radio station!

I won! I'm the winner!

Wow, I never thought I'd hear you say
that.

Anne of Green Gables' number one fan,
Rebecca Hart.

Oh, hi, Baba.

Still haven't mastered call display?

Shocking, yet not.

Hold on, Baba.

You know what, Michael?

For a best friend, you sure are mean
sometimes.

You know, you're so bad at using a phone
that... Oh.

Snap.

No, Baba. I'm still waiting.

It's beeping!

It's 497!

Gotta go, Baba.

And Green Gable's number... Baba?

Oh, no!

How do I switch over? Come on!

Step aside, Rebecca.

Hello, Baba?

There's a fella on Wombo Booska's hectic
hectares. If you leave now, you...

Excellent. Now on a Bore 97.

Hello? Anne of Green Gables' number one
fan's best friend, Michael Davies.

I would be delighted to go to the
exhibit.

And I know just who to take.

Here. I think I'll take my old phone
back.

You need this more than I do.

You're just giving it to me?

A third -generation Glee phone?

I don't want you to miss an important
call like that again.

So I've decided I'm through with the
mean -spirited phone jokes.

Thanks, Michael. That's sweet.

Hey, doesn't that backgammon? Do you
have to test me so soon?

This is so much more fun.

Totally more fun.

I get to focus on me and my triumph.

Oh!

Nice save.

Thanks.

Hey, remember that time when I wanted to
bring the balloon to the ceiling fan

store and you said not to? Yeah, that
was awesome.

Oh, remember that time when we were on
the bus and the bus driver told us to

stop adding our balloon and we didn't?
Oh, I love that time.

Remember that time when we stopped being
partners and our lives turned into a

dark cloud of solo ballooning sadness?

Remember it.

I'm living it.

Put her there, fellow balloony. Yeah.

Hey, remember that time when we decided
to start ballooning again?

Kinda.

Hey, remember that time when I said,
remember that time when you said, like,

kinda? When you're all like, kinda?

How about

letting

your boss explain?

What's to explain?

Your company gave me a pity contract?

How about letting your dad explain?

Lately, I've been feeling like Daddy's
little girl isn't so little anymore.

I mean, you've grown up so fast. I'm
worried that you don't need me to

you anymore.

I was just trying my hardest to keep you
close.

So this new contract is your way of
keeping me close?

Even if I wasn't there with you.

There's another good way you could be
there for me.

Be there for me.

That I can do.

You can start tonight at open mic night.

Sounds fantastic.

Now that you've ripped up your contract,
does that mean I don't have to buy you

a baby deer?

Seeing as I already spent a fortune on
baby deer clothes, you better buy me one

anyway.

and a creepy animals exhibit.

I can't wait to tell Boba.

Where's the Glee phone?

Boba was driving me loopy trying to
figure out how to use my phone, so I

her the Glee phone.

You're right, anyone can use it.

That explains all the bingo photos I've
been getting.

No!

Do you see this?

That's a tear.

Tell me you don't have an agent.

Daddy.

I had nothing to do with it.

No, I don't have an agent. Yeah!

Let's make this happen.

Drop my digits on you.

In here.

Five seconds.

Four. Three. We're going to make it.
Here it is.

Sorry, guys. I don't really do balloon
acts.

Just talk.

By the way, I was going to let you put
your name first.