All language subtitles for The Latest Buzz s02e21 The Shape Up Issue

I'm the prize, Amanda. I'm the prize.

Go time.

Stay focused, and you'll get it. You do
know you can be excused from the fitness

test if you write a paper on it instead.

Please. If I wanted to get out of this,
I would have gotten Daddy's assistant to

do it for me.

It just so happens I've been training
for Fashion Week.

Fashion Week? Did you hear me?

Right now I'm practicing my line jumping
so I can get into all the parties.

That's your personal best.

What's next?

How many fashion shows can I get to,
Dash?

Figarucci!

Chanel!

Breathe, girl, breathe!

I've been waiting my whole life for
this! Don't breathe when it's over!

Good job on the essays, guys.

Wilder, you're real. Really sunk your
teeth into this one.

Whoa!

Whoa. Sorry.

My cousin's ferret bit me on the nose
once when I was a kid.

I had a really big nose for a child.

I'm sure you have a valid point there,
Wilder, but I don't speak paper and

mouth. He's preparing for the Chomper
Chuck video game competition. He's

to get the perfect score.

It's never been done in the game's
history.

So he has to protect his hands from
injury, like paper cuts.

How do you even understand what he's
saying?

I'm not even listening to what he's
saying. I'm just telling you what's

on.

Good luck.

Here's my fitness essay.

You mean your ticket out of the fitness
tent.

Rebecca, you really should take it. You
know, piping burns a surprising number

of calories.

Okay. Picture yourself in 20 years about
to accept your first Pulitzer.

You step up to the podium. The crowd
roars.

You take the prize in your hand, but
it's much heavier than you imagined.

Your weak and tiny hands and arms
tremble and shake and crash.

No, they didn't even get to hear my
speech.

You stare down at your broken bullet,
sir. Your broken dream.

You wonder why.

Why didn't I be more shut up?

This does not bode well for the test.

The lamb show should be over by five.

When is the swag room open?

Then you have your interview with
designer Paul Hardy.

And the swag room?

After the interview, you have 40 minutes
to touch up your makeup and get to the

gala. 40 minutes.

Got it.

When is the swag room open?

Tomorrow before the bug party.

Is that all you care about?

Swag?

Yes! I can't believe you're getting a
glee phone.

This is going to be the best fashion
week ever.

Amanda, do you... Do you remember
Priscilla Lafleur from The Buzz,

You met her when you covered Fashion
Week in Paris.

Now she's here to cover our Fashion
Week.

Amanda Field.

Priscilla Lafleur.

Why do I get the feeling that things
didn't go too well in France?

What do you do when you're caught in
between a mongoose and a cobra fighting?

Two more, and take it to the left.

Quick, spot me.

If I were you, I'd be hoping no one
spots me.

Tomorrow, Mr. Shepard is testing me on
chin -ups, and as my boyfriend, you

should be a little more supportive.

Tomorrow? Hmm.

You broke a sweat curling a dictionary.

A hundred thousand words isn't exactly
like, you know.

If you want a little support, I'm here
for you.

I'll help train you, I'll monitor your
diet, I'll even do the test with you.

Thank you. You're so sweet. Now hit the
floor and give me 20.

20 what? Push -ups.

Which ones are those again? Don't
question me.

It's kind of dirty down here.

I said 20.

I owe you 19.

This is not going to go well.

So, here are your press passes, girls.

There's enough to cover for both of you,
so no fighting.

You should have told that in Paris when
she stole my press pass.

The only red carpet I saw... that day
was the one I was dragged away from.

The picture of that is still my string
saver.

Well, at least it wasn't as bad as you
at the Eiffel Tower.

I can see you now.

Mais non, Amanda.

You promise never to tell anyone about
that.

Well, we all know my word means nothing,
so as I was saying... Amanda, no.

The only gossip that I want at Buzz is
the celebrity kind.

Unlike me.

I'll take it from anywhere.

Do tell. Do not tell.

If I hear about this getting out, there
will be serious consequences.

I want you to take the high road.

Am I understood?

Yes, ma 'am.

In France, we have a saying about such a
situation.

Make your breast stick like an old skunk
stuffed with stinky cheese.

You know a way to release this anger?

Tell me a certain Eiffel Tower story.

Jump on that. Chomper Chuck.

You sure that buck -toothed bully who's
boss?

Can you hand me those oven mitts? I
gotta protect the hands. Okay.

Can you put them on me?

Mind opening this tooth for me?

There you go.

you drink it. If you need any more help,
you're on your own.

Sorry. This may be the only chance I
ever get to make gaming history.

If I keep my hands in perfect shape,
winning will be a snap.

Thanks, dude.

Phila told everyone I had a headlight.

I bought an exclusive with Stella
McCartney, and Alfred Sung wouldn't let

on any of his hats.

So that's why he was scratching so much.
I don't have headlights!

Fine, fine.

So what kind of payback are you cooking
up? There's no payback, and I never

cook. Where's the devious Amanda Pierce
I know and love so well?

The one who told everyone about my line
dancing routine?

That wasn't devious. You gave me a video
camera and a release form.

That was before I figured out that line
dancing was only making a temporary

comeback. I know this is going to sound
strange, Mikey, but I want to be

Priscilla fair and square.

No dirty tactics, no sneaky sabotage.
Reality TV taught you nothing? That will

never work.

What? I already have the upper hand
because I'm preparing my red carpet

interviews at school.

And Princess Priscilla will have to go
back to her hotel room to get her gown.

I'll be the first on the red carpet.
It'll get the prime spot.

Bonjour, Papa's assistant.

Put down your escargot and listen up.

Dum -de -dum. Time for my energy shake.

Fuel to stomp to chomp.

First to water, man.

Laser -like reflexes?

Here I come.

Then lots of banana.

I can't forget my protein powder.

My eye!

Banana stings.

Two hours until the test!

Are you ready to drop some hurting
balls?

You bet.

Thank you.

Do not stare directly into the
polyester.

Hustle, hustle, hustle!

Let's do this!

Hen, measly chin -ups, and you're done,
Rebecca.

Right. Pulse, pulse, pulse.

Do it, do it, do it!

You know, things would go a lot faster
if we only said things once.

And three.

Four.

For the love of steak, my fingers are
ripping off.

Time to get your red carpet ready.

Hair, makeup, and accessories.

Where's your gown?

What do you think?

Oh, and again.

If I get the prime red carpet spot, that
means I'll be done my interviews first.

And you can get to the swag room early
and pick up your... I'm finally going to

be Priscilla LaFleur.

wanted to beat me, you wouldn't have
blabbed about your plan when I could

you. You little sneak!

Amanda, there's only one way to get her
back.

Eiffel Tower! Eiffel Tower! Eiffel
Tower!

Yikes! The eyes of death!

You're going down the floor.

In France, we have a saying.

You are going to get schooled, owned,
and totally beat.

Oh, yeah!

Did France get way more violent?

Call Judy King at Ewell and tell her
that at the Eiffel Tower, Priscilla

Lafleur, what was it again?

No. When I talk on my gleeful and for
the first time, I want it to be with a

clear conscience.

I don't need to think to her level.

Come on, Amanda.

The high road meets the low road at some
point. Might as well take the toll exit

now.

Sorry, Mikey. I'm going to be too busy
beating Priscilla fair and square.

Now, make way.

I've got a fashion tent to get to.

She's a huge stay -at -home fan.

My arms are longer than yours, you know.

You're still talking about the chin -up?
I have further to pull and more weight

to lift.

Noah, let it go. I know you're stronger
than me.

Thanks. Okay, good.

Oh, sorry.

That's you hugging me. I thought it was
a mosquito.

Okay, very funny.

You done yet?

Yes, absolutely.

All done.

Do you need help lifting that? You did
get double fruit.

That's it, funny lady. If I want to get
picked on by a girl, I'll go babysit my

little sister.

You need a hand with the door?

No.

It's locked.

Let me guess.

Tragic blender accident?

Yep. It's my most painful kitchen
mishap.

After cooking bacon without my shirt on.

Or is it the time I got my head stuck in
the crisper? No, it has to be the

incident with the egg beater in my toe.
Wather, Wather, let's concentrate, okay?

What are you going to do about your
Trump or Chuck video game?

Nothing. It's over.

I've got zero depth perception, so I'll
never get a perfect score.

This is my one chance at making gaming
history, and it's gone in the blink of

eye. Do you know the one thing that the
world loves more than a winner?

A banana split?

No.

An underdog.

Somebody who overcomes all odds to
become victorious.

Everybody loves that guy.

Oh, man.

I could be that guy.

Yeah, you could.

Now, just focus with that one good eye
and show the world that Wilder is a true

champion. Tomper Chuck, you ain't got
nothing on me.

Try again.

Go get him, Tiger.

It's a gleeful table.

This will see what heaven looks like.

Well, look who decided to show up.

Guess heaven lowered its admission
standard.

You ruined my dress and made me miss
Salty on the red carpet.

And Gabanna.

The only thing that ruined that dress
was you putting it on.

Really? Because the last time I saw a
dress like that was... No.

I promise, DJ.

But it's such a good one.

What? train urge to insult.

I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can
do to upset me.

You snake!

Looks like we've drawn a bit of a crowd.

C 'est vrai.

This would not look good for Iwao.

We will fake Arceus and make it seem
like all is well.

Agreed.

A snooty assistant.

How I love stereotypes.

One Glee phone, please.

Amanda Pierce.

I have an Amanda Pierce, but I don't
have girl without a press pass.

What? No, it's right here.

Where is it? We had it right before air
kiss Priscilla.

Priscilla.

She is good. Listen, scratching post.

Show me a press pass or move on.

Look, I knew this was a strict no press
pass, no Glee phone policy.

Here's what I'm going to do, just for
you.

Security!

You're about to witness gaming history.

Yay, Wilder! Go, underdog! Ruff, ruff!

Thank you, DJ.

Not only am I going to make gaming
history, I'm going to make it

blindfold?

You rock, Wilder. All right, here we go.
Sit back and enjoy the next four hours

of Chomper Chuck.

is going down.

Four hours?

Seriously?

Here's the plan. We're going to do this
in shifts. You and you come with me.

Chomping away.

Chompity chomp.

Absolutely amazing.

The stars that are here.

I work here. I have a picture of me on
my desk.

It's okay. She can come in.

So could you if you'd like.

Where's the glee phone? Where's the glee
phone? I don't have a glee phone.

Priscilla stole my press pass.

She's gone too far this time. It's time
for the tail of the towel.

Finally. Judy King, Amanda Pierce has
something to tell you.

Judy King, fancy a clip for EWOW from
your favorite Buzz reporter?

Second favorite, she means.

We're here at the Buzz Fashion Fiesta
with the very stylish Amanda Pierce.

Apparently, she has a bombshell. We have
the exclusive. That's right, Judy.

It's going to send ripples to the
international fashion community.

It's about Le Bud Jeannesse reporter
Priscilla Loeffler.

I discovered something at Paris Fashion
Week.

Priscilla was at the Eiffel Tower
when... When she

actually...

Bought an Eiffel Tower snow globe.

But who doesn't want one of those,
right?

Let's go.

Karina's throwing a party down the
street.

Snow globe? Are you kidding me?

You don't deserve a glee bone.

Okay, the plan is in place.

You better be right about this. It was
your chin -ups that got me in this mess

in the first place. Trust me, I know a
thing or two about the fragile male ego.

Here he comes.

Oh, pesky bottle cap.

What is it?

I'm so tight. Now I'll never quench my
thirst.

Looks like someone isn't as strong as
she thinks she is.

Here, let me.

Oh, now that's impressive.

Looks like someone should call the
plumber because these pipes are about to

burn.

Where's the beach?

That -a -way.

Why did you keep my secret?

Because the fashion world is big enough
for the both of us. And I guess every

girl is entitled to have one little
secret.

Aw.

In France, we have a saying for what you
just did.

Second!

Is everything all right, girl?

Quick, air kiss, air kiss.

I'm proud of you, kiddo.

It showed great restraint not to
straight back.

Good for you.

Oh, hi, Priscilla.

What's up?

You're not the only one who knows the
air kiss swipe.

You want it back?

I'll see you at Milan Fashion Week for
round three.

And if you'll excuse me...

I have a little Eiffel Tower story I
need to tell Michael.

I'm listening.

Almost

there,

guys.

One more jump.

Yes!

I won!

I got the perfect score and I didn't
even use my eyes!

Single chomp. It was like one big blur.

Way to take down Chomper Chuck.

Time to celebrate.

Oh, smoothies at the blurb? No, wait.
Now I'm going to play Chomper Chuck the

Revenge Blindfolded.

Shouldn't take long. Wait right here.

Isn't this exciting?

Oh, yeah.

It's exciting.

Don't worry. We'll be right here.