All language subtitles for The Latest Buzz s01e05 The Obsession Issue

I love the morning after a storm.
Everything smells like air freshener.

car. My dad says it smells like wet dog.

Too bad, since you don't even own a dog.

Gasp!

Don't even start with me. I slept in, my
dad got to the bathroom before me, and

I missed the bus.

And then you fell in a creek?

No. And then I got splashed by a limo
while someone inside screamed, I love my

life. I loved my life.

Today, my new Figarucci shoes arrived, I
had all four bathrooms to myself, and

Dad says I've got the limo all day.

Why are you so wet?

I can't wait to get out and hang out
with my friends. Find out what's new.

practicing on who.

And is that rumor true?

It's a whole new week.

In the pages of my magazine.

Darling.

Sorry, but limo clashing has been in my
family for generations.

I have to respect tradition.

I can't believe her.

I know.

Just like I can't believe my phone
interview with Kelly Clarkson today.

George. George, cut the crying.

You're not always going to be the
sexiest man alive.

Ciao, babe.

Guess you're wondering what happened to
good old Mr. Shepard, huh?

Not me.

I can tell it's a costume.

Big shot network executive costume, to
be exact.

Now, how many of you guys have ever
watched a TV show and said, I can do

than that?

This week, we will discuss what goes
into making a good show.

Simple. Crime fighting and delivery
girls.

Pizza Patrol.

Greatest show ever.

You guys will play producers, you'll
pitch a show, and you'll be graded on

content and delivery.

Fifth week victims?

Rebecca and Amanda.

Well, I guess we can get started
tonight.

Fine, but can you change?

You kind of smell like wet dog.

Or cheese lasagna. Or Jaxi will get
caught in a meltdown. A cheesy meltdown.

A package for you guys from the set of
Pizza Patrol, the movie.

Thank you gift, maybe? Sweet.

Yeah, I reviewed the theme music. It
rocked. Not as much as the Pizza Patrol

game I reviewed.

Aw, struck.

Is there another box? Where's the other
box? There's got to be another box.

Sorry, guys. That's it.

Don't worry so much about a second box.

I'll let you keep this one.

I do not want the box. I want the
jacket.

Sorry, dude. Finders keepers. You didn't
find it. And you didn't keep it.

Whatever.

I bet the jacket doesn't even fit me.

I'm bigger than you.

You're not that much bigger than me. It
would probably come up to my elbows.

You're not?

That much bigger than me. Let's see,
shall we?

You're right.

I'm not. My mistake.

Hey!

So, Kelly, world tour, then what?

Acting, new CD, making creeps with a
charming teen reporter?

Help!

Hello? Exclusive Kelly Clarkson
interview here?

No fair.

Go away. I'm telling... Sorry, Ms.
Clarkson. You were saying?

Give it to me. I'm a way bigger Pizza
Patrol fan than you are. You wouldn't

know about the show if it wasn't for me.

Savages! I am a member of the Pizza
Patrol fan club. See?

It's in salami stamped.

To give those cards to everybody. Now
hand over the jacket.

Excuse me for a moment, Ms. Clarkson.
Ryan Seacrest is trying to conference

Wait!

Listen here, Hooligan, put those down.

This is a once -in -a -lifetime thing,
and you, and you are not going to blow

it.

Tick your hiding somewhere else.

Tick.

Sorry about that.

Ryan's a chatty one.

Oh, you want to wrap up this interview
early.

Well, I hope it wasn't anything I said.

Well, thank you.

Wait, Kelly.

I said thank you.

I said thank you.

Okay, so you're saying we wear the
jacket on a rotating basis, noon to

every other day?

Exactly. You get it Monday, Wednesday,
Friday. I get it Tuesday, Thursday,

weekend. Three each, cool.

No tradesies.

Weekend is two days. No fair.

No tradesies, that's the rule. You said
so yourself.

Stupid, hard -to -remember two -day
weekend.

Explain this to me again, but this time
try it without the sobbing.

Because of no one wilder than their
antics, Kelly cut the interview short.

Not only did I still have 247 more
questions to go, I didn't get to pitch

idea for the musical about her life.

Oh, no.

It gets worse.

Because I was so sad about the cult
-abrupt ending, I only managed to thank

And she said, you're welcome.

No, not the overly loud sarcastic you're
welcome.

Yeah, like how your mom says it when you
forget to say thank you.

Michael, don't worry about it.

I'm sure Kelly's forgotten all about you
by now. You know, for a friend, you're

really lacking in that knowing -what -to
-say department.

O -M -G. She said that?

You're totally the prettier twin.

Oh. T -T -Y -L -M -K.

Can we just get this over with?

Fine. Here's what I've got.

Oh, you have notes?

That's so cute.

No, I have the pitch.

It's done. Wow.

If I didn't want to get out of here and
over to my deep tissue massage, I'd be

offended. Great, so here goes.

What do all girls our age have in
common? A desire to get to the point?

No, a love of slumber parties.

It's 40 Wakes, the series that covers
snacks, truth or dare games, hostess

movie choices.

Nor, I'd rather watch my stepmom eat a
rice cake.

Fine, you come up with something then.

Slumber party it is.

I'm hiding.

From who? What happened?

I was at a Kelly Clarkson signing. Of
course you were. In my lucky pants.

her happy -go -shirt.

And as I was talking to Ms. Clarkson,
this half -man, half -beast bodyguard is

all moving along, kid. So I said, listen
here, gorilla.

Two seconds later, I'm upside down in a
burlap sack.

Okay, Michael, if people are putting you
in a burlap sack, that's a pretty good

sign that your story's over.

It's also a good sign that those weren't
your lucky pants.

You're not going to let this go, are
you? I've come this far, and I have

pants.

Yeah, scoring cool jackets is definitely
a team buzz perk.

But it's not the only one.

I also get to grate cheese in the paper
sweater.

Only if I've made deadlines.

You fascinate me.

Rotation time.

Dude, give me five minutes.

Dude, give me the jacket.

Guys, I can't stay. Me and the jacket
are meeting Sam Roberts for sushi.

Hey, Mr. Jacket.

Anyone want to hear me sink through my
nose?

Anyone?

If you're happy and you know it, clap
your hands.

Yeah! Uh -huh, Rebecca and Amanda.

Welcome to Forty Winks, the slumber
party show. Before we get to games or

movies, let's talk wardrobe.

Okay, um... I know I'm more comfortable
wearing flannel PJs and hockey socks.

It's like wearing a warm hug.

What are you doing?

Are you looking at hockey socks?

your friends are asleep, doesn't mean
your sense of style has to be.

Okay, let's move on to desserts.

Amanda, would you please pass me the
marshmallows? Sure, Rebecca.

Here.

Looks like you're a chip off the old
block.

Time for some flower power.

Ladies, you know for the bad puns,
football is at stake. Their friendship?

No. A genuine leather Pizza Patrol
jacket?

Girls? Girls?

Okay.

Enough.

It's time for commercial break anyway.

Considering when I left the place, it
looked like Willy Wonka's worst

Yesterday was kind of a fiasco, huh?

I'm really sorry.

I guess Amanda and I will just have to
take that.

F. F are for failures.

Based on who's more telegenic, here's my
solo pitch.

Now, first thing, we have to go to
Barcelona.

But the solo pitch, that's not... Wait.

More telegenic? I'm a busy TV producer.

If you want to argue, call my assistant.

Girl.

You are not getting an F. You're not
going to be working solo, and you're

definitely not going to Barcelona. Good
call. It is off -season.

You need to find some common ground,
okay?

You'll present again tomorrow.

Present again?

LOL. And then we'll frolic with unicorns
on snow -covered rainbows.

Ew. You're serious.

Better saddle up the old unicorn.

I know it's her publicist. You're as
busy as Kelly is.

I'll hold.

It's gonna be two days.

I've waited longer than that for people.

Yeah, I suppose that is pathetic.

Check it out, gang.

I bought leather protector.

You may notice it smells like cinnamon.

Hey, guy.

It's 1230. I expected you to pounce on
the jacket half an hour ago.

It's okay.

I don't really need it right now. Or
today.

See ya.

Dude, if you want to hold my hand, just
ask nicely.

I'd probably say no, but... Here, I
don't want you begging for extra time

No, no, no, it's yours. I want you to
enjoy tonight.

I want you to have it. No, no, you can
have it. I'm fine.

Take it. You can take it.

We look really stupid right now, Wilder.

Start making sense.

I want to trade.

Tonight I want to go to Aunt Sophie's.

Why should I waste a jacket on bingo,
fish sticks, and I'm sick?

Why, Wilder, your evening sounds
delightful.

Oh, and no tradies. Just think, while
you're hiding from your aunt, I'll be

backstage with the bare -naked ladies.

Don't blame me if the jacket comes back
covered in tartar sauce.

as long as you don't throw anything at
me.

Hello? Self -defense?

You had a look in your eye.

I had a marshmallow in my eye.

This shouldn't be so hard. We're not
that different.

We both get our pedicures once at a
time.

We both walk before a traveling coach.

And we both have our aromatherapist on
speed dial.

Now, get the death cloth off your head,
and let's get back to work.

Face it. We have nothing in common.

I don't get pedicures, I've never been
on a plane, and I don't even know what

aromatherapist is.

And this is my bobbies, and I think it's
beautiful.

We share nothing.

Hey!

No one will ever guess you cut your own
hair with this look.

Gee, thanks.

Voila.

Wow.

Me too.

Cool. You can't make cheap clothes look
good.

And I've always said I want to do more
charity work.

It seems we do have something in common.

No.

We really don't. But I think we can work
together.

Let's say we hop in the limo, head back
to my place and brainstorm.

Okay.

So, aromatherapy. Is that when they,
like, massage your nose?

I have so much to teach you.

And as I said goodbye to my grandpa for
the last time, he held my hand and told

me he would always love me.

Wow, huh?

Were you wearing your jacket?

No. I hadn't met the jacket yet.

Oh. So where is it now?

I'm giving it the night off to let the
leather breathe.

So, B &L, floor seats, backstage passes.
Let's head out.

Man, what? Where did I put those
tickets?

Here.

Entertain yourself with this picture of
the jacket.

Wilder.

That must be some bingo party.

Listen, I feel bad. You had a good idea
before.

Let's trade nights.

Low down there, Wilder.

Is that if I had a million dollars?

You're at the concert with my ticket?

What do you mean Aunt Sophie's body
surfing?

The woman is full of fish sticks.

Hello?

Hello?

Pretty little jacket.

So, how do you feel about bingo?

Does the jacket play bingo?

No, I'd rather not call back.

Yep, already been called pathetic, thank
you.

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Thank goodness.

This has been eating away at me for
days.

After our interview, you said you're
welcome and hung up.

Well, I just want you to know that I
said... No.

No!

No! I just recharged you!

Can't believe you put a bare naked lady
sticker on our jacket.

I was caught up in the moment.

So is Dave Sophie.

You should have seen her. She was
airborne.

On purpose.

A woman whose last live concert was
Beethoven gets to meet the band?

Seems reasonable.

I'm going to get some stuff to clean
this off.

Don't touch it!

I still have 20 hours left.

No, no, no, I'm better than this.

I'd never betray Noah, not for anything.

Nice jacket.

I know, it's awesome.

If you see Noah, tell him I'm sorry, but
it's what the jacket wanted.

He's bigger. He's not bigger!

It's not 12 o 'clock! It is in Bangkok!

Sad,

sad, sad.

This is tearing us apart.

Decide, DJ.

Choose one or the other.

I have a better idea.

Get the jacket.

No, I'm strong.

I'm about to deface star quality leather
because you two boys can't play nice.

And you're gonna let me?

Go ahead, DJ.

At least I'll be half cool.

Which is 50 % cooler than what you are
now.

No! No! This is... No!

I was hoping that one of you would be
nice enough to give it to the other.

But now neither of you get it.

DJ's never seen anything as pathetic as
us.

She's about to.

Michael's still in the kitchen singing
Kelly Clarkson songs to a frozen

Boys are so silly. Yeah.

taxi from a wood -burning oven. She's
got Heimlich maneuvers like you've never

seen.

Thanks, dude.

What's this?

To Noah Jackson and Wilder. One force
-filled pizza shield from the set of

Patrol. Sick, man. I'll be able to make
grilled cheese from a different room and

save the city from evildoers.

I'll open it.

I'll take it. No, it's okay. I'm fine. I
insist.

DJ's a bigger Pizza Patrol fan than we
are.