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How was my
relationship with Sofia?
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let's see...
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Javier
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Javier and Sofia?
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They're a pain!
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Where do I start?
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I hate people that say
that Mexico City is a shitty place
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How are they not going to say that
when we are drowning in smog
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There are many pretty days when
we can even see the volcanos
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Yes, very pretty...
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But what can you tell me
about traffic.
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I feel like I've spent more than
half of my life in a car.
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It's like that in every major city,
but this city is beautiful!
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As modern as any other,
and as ancient as it's roots.
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Besides, at the end everyone looks
at their city they way they want to.
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In spite of its bullshit,
I love my city!
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In spite of its bullshit,
I love my city?
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When did you
become a poet?
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I don't know, maybe what I love
the most about this city...
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it's that you live here
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Yeah right Javier!
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Sofia...
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I know we've only been dating
for a couple weeks but....
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I love you
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Thank you
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I really have to go,
I'm late
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I'll see you later?... ciao
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Taxi!
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I told her I love you
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I told you to wait
for three months
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I couldn't wait
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Don't be so intense, stop stalking
her for a few days
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But I know she feels the same
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F·%K MY LIFE
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F·%K MY LIFE
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It's been scientifically proven
that we all have a soul mate
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And how can you scientifically
prove something like that?
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When I met Sofia, I was sure
I had found my soul mate
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Let's see
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How did I meet Sofia?
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We met at a campaign I made
for the publicity agency
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Javier
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Yes
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Everything all right?
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Great! Good, good
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I have good news for you
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What do you mean?
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Come to my office
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I got promoted to
Social Media Platform Director
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with all its benefits
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It carries your style
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Youthful but classy
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I don't see you with a different one
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Listen to me,
I'm a publicist
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so don't come up
with those lines
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No, I was just saying because
of your shirt
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they are the same color
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This is the one!
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I'm taking it with me
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What do you think?
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Well, it's a little expensive
for its size...
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Don't you think?
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It doesn't matter
where you work,
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your lifestyle is what
gives you the status
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Don't use those slogans on me,
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I make a living out of them
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When will it be ready?
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Two months
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We met while shooting
a stupid video clip
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I made for the advertising agency
Javier used to work for.
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She checked me out
the moment I walked in
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He was so creepy... seriously!
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At the end, when everything was over,
she came up to me and...
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nothing, she just gave me her number
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Obviously,
I wasn't going to give him my number!
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I told her
I had a lot of work
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and that I don't pick up the phone
during business hours...
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so I just gave her my email.
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I gave him my email address
just so he would leave me alone.
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One day he wrote me an email
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and asked me to go
to a party with him.
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I said I couldn't go,
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but he insisted and begged me,
and begged me,
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until I got sick of it
and I said yes.
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I agreed to go out with him
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Four?
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Are you alive?
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Hey... so.... How was it?
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How was what?
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Last night
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Us
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Where is the bathroom?
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Out the door,
all the way down the hall
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Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god,
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What happened?
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Nothing, just that
the cleaning lady is out there
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Who?
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The cleaning lady,
she is out there
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We don't have
a cleaning lady
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Poopy
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Damn... It's my mother!
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You live with your mother?
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Did you say my mom looks
like a maid?
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She was wearing some random clothes
and she was cleaning
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She takes yoga classes
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Mom,
what are you doing here?
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Hey! As far as I know,
this is my house
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Aren't you going to introduce me
to your friend?
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No
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I'm sorry
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Hi, I,
I'm Sofia
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Hi, I'm Patricia
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Don't you worry,
I'm very modern
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Actually, I'm very glad that Poopy
found someone
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because he's been dry for
I don't know how long,
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if you know what I mean.
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She perfectly understands.
Can you please leave us alone!
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Don't be a brat
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Uish! it smells horrible in here,
we need to air it
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It smells like..... youth!
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What a mess,
this is so messy, oh my god!
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Mom, leave it!
I'll clean up later.
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Just leave it mom!
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Oh my God!
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Hey!
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One, two...
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Mom, leave it!
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Three...
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Four!
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My poopy is a bull right?
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Can you leave now?
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Did you already asked your friend
to stay for breakfast?
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No! No, no, no, no, I.... can't
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In this house we like to treat
our visits very good
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Leave her alone!
She has stuff to do
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Don't contradict me,
I am you mother
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I gave birth to you...
with a lot pain
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Go ahead start,
don't wait for me
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I was told
in my cooking class
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that the best cure for a hang over
is orange juice and asparagus.
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And where are the asparagus?
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Thanks Ma'am
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Oh no, no! Come on, please
don't call me Ma'am,
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call me Paty, Sofi.
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Ok!
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Cooking class?
Weren't you taking yoga classes?
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Yes!
But that was before, Poopy
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Now, I want to be
a macrobiotic food chef.
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Poopy? Why do call him Poopy?
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Well, because when...
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Mom!
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What?
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When he was little,
his elementary school classmates
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gave him that nickname because
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he would always do it in class.
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He would always do what?
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Well, poop,
That's why ...Poopy
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Oh! Got it
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Isn't he the most
beautiful thing you've ever seen?
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Check this! Lucky you!
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Yes! All protein
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Well, I guess you're never
going to want to see me again
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but let me tell you that
four times is a record.
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Four times what?
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Us! Four times.
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Javier,
we only did it once... if any
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And why were there
four condoms open?
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Nooo
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Well, how was THE one time?
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I like you
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You like me!
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Look,
I swear if we do it again,
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I'm going to be more gentle
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Javier! I really have to go
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Ok, bye
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Bye
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Take care, ok?
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"I want to tell you something,
I like you"
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I like you?
I'm an idiot!
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Yes?
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I have a boyfriend.
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We are on a break,
but I have a boyfriend
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Look, last night it wasn't bad,
it wasn't, but...
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it wasn't very good
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It was... ok
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Ok ...is good or bad?
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Look,
if I break up with this boyfriend,
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I would like for us
to keep seeing each other
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and maybe, practicing,
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this OK can turn
into something ... incredible
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So, do you want me to ask you
out to lunch?
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I'll call you
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Yeah right, I know that one.
You'll call me, sure...
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I mean it! I'll call you.
Don't be so desperate.
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Bye
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Ciao
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Poopy!
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We lasted....
About a year and a half
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Two years!
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Two and a half years.
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Well, he counts the six months
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I was studying dance abroad
but that doesn’t count!
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I think that this whole thing
about breaking up...
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it kind of had me a little
over my head.
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The number you have dialed
has been changed
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The number you have dialed
has been changed
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Sofia!
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Sofia! Open the god damn door
I'm outside!
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Sofia?
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No you idiot!
It's Andrea
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What do you want?
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Where are you?
I asked him
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Outside her house
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Get out of there right now!
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I can't,
I have to talk to her in person
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To me,
Andrea it's like a dude with boobs
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To me,
Javier is like a girl, with balls
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She adores me!
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You're aware that I'm the one
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that will be left
picking up your pieces
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when you're crying right?
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Bye Andrea
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Don't you dare hang up on me!
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and he did!
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Sofia! I know you're in there,
I can see your car
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Sofia stop bugging your neighbors!
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Is this what you wanted?
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Do you like this?
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It's yours?
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It looks exactly like my ex's
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We broke up and...
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I'm sorry
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I couldn't care less!
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Give me your cellphone!
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I normally don't give it to strangers,
but it's 5622
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You are an idiot!
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Give me your cellphone
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and I'll give it back to you
after you pay me
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No
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What are you doing?
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Let me go!
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Where are you going?
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What is it that I liked the most
about Javier?
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Well, he was caring, very funny...
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He was also insecure, jealous
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I loved him
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Until he broke up with me
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I got scared
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And now you want to
get back together!
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I don't know what happened
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Listen, you do remember that
I loved you right?
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And that I would've gone
anywhere with you.
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Please forgive me
I learned my lesson!
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Sofia I realized that you are
the most important thing to me
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and that we have to be together
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But you just said you loved me!
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Yes!
And I also said that not any more
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Javier please!
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Sofia, give me a kiss
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- No! What is wrong with you?
- Give me a kiss
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Let go of me!
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Good evening
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Is there something wrong?
266
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,187
No officer, we are just talking
267
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,316
Mmm...what were you talking about?
268
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,861
Well, personal stuff
that doesn't concern you,
269
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,238
So if you please excuse us
270
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,781
There is nothing
happening in here.
271
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,534
If nothing is happening,
why are you teary-eyed?
272
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,578
And if you are teary-eyed
273
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,455
its because
something is happening
274
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,792
but, if you say
nothing is happening
275
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,378
and you have teary eyes,
276
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,631
then you're doing drugs
277
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,383
Of course not,
Officer of course not!
278
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,593
Please,
get out of the vehicle
279
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,139
- Officer, there is no need...
- Turn around
280
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,016
Turn around
281
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,731
What do you pretend
young man?
282
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,566
What happens is that earlier
someone tore my pants
283
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,569
That is against people's dignity.
284
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,738
That is what they did to me!
285
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,864
Who?
286
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,074
It doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter
287
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,914
Go and press charges...
288
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,916
and... lift your pants
289
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,960
That's it?
290
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,837
You can go home now.
291
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,881
And be thankful that
I'm not arresting you
292
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,842
for exposing yourself
indecently in public
293
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,802
Thank you
294
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,864
What's wrong?
295
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,995
Did you know that
when you broke up with me
296
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,253
I spent a whole day
locked in my room
297
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,131
just crying non-stop...
298
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,675
until I fainted?
299
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,056
No
300
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,395
See? That's why
we have to be together
301
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,817
You never cared
about my world,
302
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,111
my job, or my family
303
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,238
No, no , that's not true,
it isn't true!
304
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,823
Ok, ok!
305
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,491
What is my dad's name?
306
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,412
Sofia, come on,
307
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,497
how will I not know
your dad's name!
308
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,375
Javier!
What's my dad's name?
309
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,046
I have more of a visual memory,
310
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,756
I'm not good with names,
names...are...
311
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,134
This can't be real,
you saw him like ten times!
312
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,804
We spent two
Christmases with him!
313
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,139
Well you're ... ok...
314
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,473
I don't know
your dad's name,
315
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,850
but that
doesn't mean anything!
316
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,228
Whatever is important to me
doesn't mean anything to you!
317
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,439
God!
318
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,944
I know you are
not doing ok
319
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,113
I get it... I get it
320
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,574
I don't have to know!
321
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,452
Erase me from twitter,
322
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,079
Facebook, instagram,
everything, please!
323
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,086
Are you ok babe?
324
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,089
Who is that?
325
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,258
She started dating
Paul Izquierdo
326
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,676
The famous singer
327
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,679
Just picture this;
You break up with your girlfriend
328
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,681
and she starts dating a guy
that is a mix between
329
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,185
Hugh Grant, that Fobia singer,
and a bit of Juanes...
330
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,895
That is Paul Izquierdo
331
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,899
I met Paul right after
I broke up with Javier
332
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,400
Uh...
333
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,902
They asked me
334
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,946
If I wanted to be
in his new music video
335
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,243
Take it
336
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,038
What is this?
337
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,123
It's your stuff
338
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,125
You left them at my place
339
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,796
I don't want them
340
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,725
Javier... I just hope...
341
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,230
That you and I can be friends
342
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,236
No thank you,
I already have enough
343
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,664
I know what I did
was wrong
344
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,416
But I was confused
345
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,285
[Delete all photos]
346
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,043
[Yes]
347
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,630
I decided to reflect upon myself
348
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,719
It was a period of..
349
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,017
It was an introspective period,
350
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,061
Serenity,
351
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,106
Peace
352
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,942
Francisca! Hey!
353
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,944
What are you doing tonight?
354
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,905
Your grandma?
355
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,824
What about later?
356
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,952
Tomorrow?
I don't know... some breakfast?
357
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,205
You have a boyfriend!
358
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,333
Why didn't you tell me that
in the first place?
359
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,792
You are a bitch!
360
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,336
♪ You are a bitch! ♪
361
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,463
♪ I have a boyfriend,
but I threw my undies ♪
362
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,465
And she even...
363
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,008
I can't hear you dude
364
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,135
I don't hear anything dude
365
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,763
Fuck!
366
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,057
I'm saying that bitch got mad
367
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,309
Because I didn't remember
her dad's name!
368
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,812
With me is the exact opposite,
369
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:02,024
I'm really good with names
but I get confused with faces
370
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,904
He is the most annoying person
that's ever been to this bar
371
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,239
And let me tell you we get a lot...
even politicians!
372
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,283
That idiot started telling me
373
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,160
Of his fucking love life
with Juliet...
374
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:14,787
Sofia?
375
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,955
Sofia, Juliet... like I cared.
376
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,083
Where do people get
that the barman
377
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,335
is here to listen
to their pathetic stories?
378
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,898
No, no, I know you didn't
379
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:43,941
give me your number,
380
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,317
your friend did.
381
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,860
Hello?
382
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,171
So when are you free?
383
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,383
What are you doing on Sunday?
Going to Mass?
384
00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:12,219
I'm sorry I swear to God
I thought you were an atheist!
385
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,019
Dude we're closed!
386
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,981
Good for you,
I'm happy that a cheap singer
387
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:10,235
Finally got you a job
as a dancer.
388
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,865
You don't think that
389
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,266
I thought the worst part
was over
390
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:45,395
But no
391
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,406
Everything alright?
392
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,408
Good, good...
393
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,911
I'm glad
Good news
394
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,163
I want you
to be in charge of
395
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,873
the new campaign
for Paul Izquierdo
396
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,583
We got the account!
397
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,294
I want you to do
a digital media proposal
398
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:13,048
I know its great!
Give me five!
399
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,927
I'll count on you
400
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,013
So now I had to boost
the image of the guy
401
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,307
that was dating Sofia
402
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,341
Paul,
I'm so happy that we are online,
403
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,386
Honestly,
we are very excited to show you
404
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,889
The digital platform campaign.
So whenever you are ready!
405
00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,558
Thank you so much.
I'm really excited to see it
406
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,143
Shall we start?
407
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,060
Please
408
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,021
Javier
409
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,526
Javier,
can you show it to us?
410
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,450
Paul Izquierdo!
411
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,368
How can we define Paul Izquierdo?
412
00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:26,914
As a sex symbol that
takes advantage
413
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:29,833
Of vulnerable unbalanced women
414
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,836
Javier!
The campaign
415
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:36,590
The campaign
416
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:44,181
Paul Izquierdo uses
anti wrinkle cream every day
417
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:48,644
He also likes to wear
fashionable clothes
418
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,813
He uses his fame to get girls
419
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,274
that are at least 10 years
younger than him
420
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,234
What is this shit?
421
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,278
What does this mean?
422
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,280
What's important here is that
423
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,240
We need to sell
lots of records, right?
424
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,952
That's why the campaign
needs to be aggressive,
425
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:08,080
And that way everyone
will know that
426
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,457
Paul Izquierdo likes to steal
other men's girlfriends...
427
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,876
Hey!
Silence!
428
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,754
I'm so sorry Paul!
this has never happened before
429
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,340
Why don't you go outside
and take some air?
430
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,050
Anyhow, Paul Izquierdo
is The Old Hipster
431
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,302
That we all carry inside.
432
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,765
Who is that guy?
433
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,643
I'm so sorry
434
00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,728
Why don't we try to
relax a little bit
435
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:42,447
[Share Campaing]
436
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,348
Why did you do that asshole?
437
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,144
I am the Social Media Director
438
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,563
You were
439
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,648
What do you mean?
440
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:20,402
Unemployed? No
441
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:24,031
I had free time to read,
draw some of my comics
442
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:28,368
I think it was good for me.
443
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,634
Seriously?
444
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,803
You still have your ex's
stuffed animals?
445
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,731
First, you have to throw
all this mess away
446
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,989
You do realize that you
can't live like this?
447
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,742
Why not?
I like it
448
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:12,954
Although... the bank seems
not to like it that much
449
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,874
Look
450
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,713
Javier!
When did you spend all this money?
451
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,801
That is a very good question
452
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:30,847
Ok and...
how is the job hunt doing?
453
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,934
Did you see this wonderful thing?
454
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,436
What?
455
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,277
Javier!
Why do you torture yourself like this?
456
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,697
Javier!
457
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:51,910
Javier!
458
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,204
Shh!! Wait this is the best part
459
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,173
Hey I was looking at it
460
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,466
Come here!
461
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,511
What you need is called oxygen
462
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,431
So come on
Get dressed, lets go
463
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,058
Come on!
464
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,060
Coming!
465
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:25,110
[Civil Status: Widowed]
466
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,207
I just saw your widow status...
are you single?
467
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:42,335
Seriously?
You just can't be offline for a minute
468
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,297
My ex ex,
just sent me a message
469
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,756
Mariana the pig?
470
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,508
Hey!,
She had a thyroid condition
471
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,678
Let me see
her profile picture
472
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,598
Let me see
473
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,975
Is this for real?
474
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,852
Is this her profile picture?
475
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,688
A flower
476
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,857
I mean,
whom do they want to fool?
477
00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:05,442
The fat ones
478
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:09,112
They always use flowers
or little bears as profile pictures
479
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:12,741
Like we were going to forget
that they're fat
480
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,963
I would always come here
with Sofia
481
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:29,716
You only want
to get back together with her
482
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:32,552
because you can't have her,
483
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:35,430
And just for the record
that isn't love,
484
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:38,767
you are obsessed
485
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,060
Whim
486
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,686
Tantrum
487
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,980
I'm so over this
488
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,900
I have to go
489
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,695
Javier promise me something,
490
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,906
You are not going to go out tonight
491
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,744
Ok I'm out,
you're too bitter
492
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,297
Looks like tonight
is a bit dead
493
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,258
Dude it's Sunday
what did you expect?
494
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,510
And who says we can't party
on a Sunday?
495
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:15,845
On Sundays only losers come
496
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,764
Of course that
has nothing to do with you
497
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:34,030
What are you waiting for?
Go for it!
498
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,742
No, I think she is waiting
for her boyfriend
499
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,327
What boyfriend?
500
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:44,541
I'm sure she is a cougar
in search of fresh meat
501
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,801
If I were you...
502
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:03,393
What?
503
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,145
You're kidding
504
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,903
Lorena was the typical
forty something year old
505
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,031
with an existential crisis.
506
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:18,700
She had just split after
many years of being married
507
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:24,414
I like it.
Interesting...
508
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,249
What?
509
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,668
Why don't you come home
with me?
510
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,714
I want to show you something
that I think you're going to love
511
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:33,923
Ok
512
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,805
Wish me luck
513
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,932
Yeah, sure,
Get the fuck out of here
514
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,728
Come in
515
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,945
Nice place
516
00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,866
That's the only good thing
that my ex left me
517
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,911
Some music?
518
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:03,661
Ok
519
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,671
Do you like jazz?
520
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,424
I love it! Sure,
I love jazz
521
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,552
It kills me
522
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,763
I have always loved Jazz
523
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,433
Do you mind if
I send a quick email?
524
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:26,309
Sure
525
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,645
Work, you know...
526
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:33,817
But yeah,
I mean jazz is great
527
00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:37,570
I've love it since I was a kid,
because...
528
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:40,532
[Jazz is a music genre
that originated in the United States]
529
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:44,327
It's a musical genre
that came up in the United States
530
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,538
at the end of
the nineteenth century,
531
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,957
And what I love about it,
it's that is a fusion
532
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,917
between blues and ragtime
533
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:54,546
which makes music
to be like a fusion...
534
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:58,383
And for me Louis Armstrong
it's a big one!
535
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,218
Really, a big one.... yes...
536
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,391
Is that the number two edition
of The Lost Island?
537
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,059
Really?
538
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,439
Wow!
539
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,234
Since when do you like comics?
540
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,944
Since I was little
541
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,988
I went to school for advertising,
542
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,865
but my dream has
always been to draw comics
543
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:24,492
My ex works at an editorial
544
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,870
He has an enormous collection
of these little magazines
545
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,955
Are you serious?
546
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:32,000
Do you think that maybe
I could have a word with him
547
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,376
about this project...
548
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,171
Come with me
549
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,133
Here it is!
550
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,802
Wow!
551
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,599
Wow!
This is worth a fortune
552
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,935
There are more here
553
00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:56,441
You can have them
554
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,525
Are you serious?
555
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,444
Sure, they're all yours
556
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,490
What are you doing?
No, don't open it!
557
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:04,240
Why?
558
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,201
What do you mean why?
You just don't do it!
559
00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:10,747
What?
560
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:15,084
I've been wanting to do this
for a long time
561
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:17,253
Lorena, calm down!
Please!
562
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:19,297
You always preferred
563
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,049
your stupid magazines over me!
564
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,259
Here are your stupid magazines!
565
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,969
Look!
566
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:34,604
I feel so liberated
567
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:40,652
So things started to
heat up a bit
568
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:44,614
Is all of this necessary?
569
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:46,741
Does it bother you?
570
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,451
Hum, no
571
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,578
It's just... the camera...
are you sure?
572
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:52,664
Come on!
573
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:58,294
Which other way would I keep
the memory of this moment?
574
00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:00,839
Ok
but don't put this on YouTube
575
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,422
Seriously
576
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,895
You like it?
577
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,939
Yes, it's... ouch...
578
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,899
It hurts a bit but yes I like it
579
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,776
- Yeah?
- Yes
580
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:24,237
Do you enjoy
watching me in your bed,
581
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:26,322
with a complete stranger?
582
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,741
With an asshole that
I picked up at a bar
583
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:31,452
Hey! I'm here
584
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:40,086
Ramon, call the cops
585
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:47,176
and please pick up my comics
586
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,098
How nice!
587
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,352
Oh yes, keep talking to me
588
00:39:56,352 --> 00:40:01,232
- Yeah, I love it!
- You like it? You like it?
589
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:03,318
My love!
590
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,403
Again?
591
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,739
Sr. this has an explanation
592
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,908
Lorena, you and I already broke up
593
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,285
No! You and I are not over
594
00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:15,330
If you hadn't left
with your slutty secretary,
595
00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,873
You and I'd still be together
596
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:20,168
This is the third time
that you break into my house
597
00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:22,712
Baby,
I am incapable of hurting you
598
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:25,089
He threw away your comics
599
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,799
That's not true
600
00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,843
Shhh!! Shut up,
shut up, shut up!
601
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,220
And you have no idea!
602
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,764
He tried to rape me!
603
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,474
How is it that
I tried to rape you,
604
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,850
if I am tied up like a pig?
605
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,810
That's why I tied him up
606
00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:40,313
Lorena, listen to me.
You can't get close to me,
607
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,482
you can't be near my house
608
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:44,150
- Baby please!
- I am not your baby
609
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,486
Please understand!
You and I are soul mates
610
00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:49,864
- Lorena, please
- You and I are one
611
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:52,617
- Lorena, this is not funny,
- It's not funny?
612
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,161
One cannot do
crazy things for love
613
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,083
Thanks for coming
to get me mom
614
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:02,001
Do you realize what time it is?
615
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,420
I have to get up early tomorrow
for my floriculture class
616
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,297
and here I am
getting you out of jail!
617
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,924
Mom, don't overreact!
618
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,884
I told you
it was a misunderstanding
619
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,761
with the apartment owner.
620
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,556
Floriculture class?
Now you want to be a florist?
621
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,601
And what do you care
if I want to be a florist?
622
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,145
What do you...
623
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:28,152
Honestly I don't know
what am I going to do with you
624
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,571
Now it turns out
that my son is a rapist!
625
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,448
Don't overreact!
626
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:34,992
Ah! What happened?
627
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,838
Good evening!
628
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,548
Good evening!
629
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:50,466
Police Commissioner
Rafael Pérez at your service
630
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:54,178
I'm sorry to inform that you
just hit a patrol car
631
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:58,015
I'm so sorry officer,
did I hurt you?
632
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:01,269
No, nothing happened
We were lucky
633
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,272
It's just... that...
I didn't see you
634
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:05,565
You know how us
women can be
635
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:07,859
Yes, yes, easily distracted
636
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:10,153
and passionate
637
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,574
Excuse me officer but...
638
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,870
You have a lovely mustache
639
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,085
Thank you
640
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:29,964
I don't mean to brag
but only from Commissioner up,
641
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:32,133
we can pull it off.
642
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:39,015
Have you noticed how bad
patrolmen look with it?
643
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:44,395
It looks wonderful on you
644
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:52,487
Well, at least you banged
the crazy comics lady right?
645
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:54,155
No
646
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:59,410
Then, how long
it's been since you...
647
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:05,666
Are you ok?
648
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:10,338
It was only one time
Like a thousand years ago...
649
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:13,341
at the prom and I was wasted
650
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,928
Let's see...
Javier in bed was...
651
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:24,519
So after that...
652
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,854
Things started to get
romantic and...
653
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,232
He made some really
funny noises
654
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,234
like...
655
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,241
Something like that
656
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:42,453
I got it ok...stop!
657
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,330
Shut up! I got it!
Enough!
658
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,583
I don't know...
659
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,212
8 months...
660
00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,257
Poor baby
661
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,009
That's why you seem
stronger here
662
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:58,302
Yes?
663
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,848
And... did you already break
your wrist from...
664
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:02,849
Stop it!
665
00:44:03,933 --> 00:44:06,769
When was
the last time that you...?
666
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,689
I'm not answering that...
667
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,316
You're seeing someone!
668
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,193
Of curse not
669
00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:17,405
Did you get back together
with "Tiger"?
670
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:18,030
Javier!
671
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,323
Gross!
672
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,743
Nobody calls him "Tiger"
Only you
673
00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,996
And only because
one time he said
674
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,372
- What's up tiger?
675
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,376
I mean, calling someone tiger
is much worse than saying
676
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:34,589
Hi pops! Hello papo!
What's up my paps....
677
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:37,842
I mean who talks like that?
Come on!
678
00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,804
No, I didn't get back
together with him
679
00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:44,849
We just randomly
see each other
680
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,768
I can't believe it!
You are the tiger's fuck buddy
681
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:50,104
We are two grown ups,
682
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:52,899
who sometimes need
physical contac,
683
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,609
without getting
any feelings involved
684
00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:56,444
Basically, a fuck buddy
685
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,116
Here it is
686
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,492
Hey!
687
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,369
Fast and Furious 8?
688
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,246
Who's birthday it is?
689
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:08,998
How do you know that?
690
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:10,499
Because you always
give DVDs as a birthday present
691
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,834
Who is it?
692
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,002
Give it back!
693
00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,503
Who's?
694
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,005
Anthony's
695
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,715
Who is Anthony?
696
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,051
Tiger
697
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:22,511
On top of everything
the "Tiger's" name is Tony?
698
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,639
Andrea!
He is not good for you.
699
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,807
Do you remember
he cheated on you with your friend?
700
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,685
Well, yes...
but they didn't know I knew
701
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,437
He likes Fast and Furious?
702
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:33,648
What's wrong with you?
Are you jealous or what?
703
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:34,732
No I'm not
704
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,400
Then take it down a notch
705
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,278
And... come with me tonight
to his birthday party
706
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,989
I'll pick you up at ten
707
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:55,962
No!
Javier pick whatever you want...
708
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:59,382
But, you used to enjoy
watching cartoons with me
709
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:04,679
Look, this is the critic's choice
for movie of the year
710
00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:07,640
David Lynch?
Who wants to see that?
711
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,393
Well, someone who only
watches cartoons clearly not.
712
00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:12,812
Or who is always drawing,
713
00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:15,523
Or loves a man that slings
spider webs to everyone...
714
00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:17,358
Don't be superficial...
715
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,360
besides,
it lasts like three hours!
716
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,737
Javier!
Not everything is a commercial!
717
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,323
Not everything lasts
thirty seconds
718
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:28,494
Although lately...you do
719
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,915
Well, we had our differences
720
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:39,088
What did I like the most
about my relationship with Sofia?
721
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,384
Everything
722
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,554
We were the perfect couple
723
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,436
I loved to make her laugh
724
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:58,232
I liked that she was
more educated than me
725
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,821
I liked that she wasn't
afraid to play
726
00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:10,578
She fulfilled all
of my stupid fantasies
727
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,082
All of them!
728
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,220
But more than anything
729
00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:31,140
I loved dancing with her
730
00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:34,602
Anywhere
731
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:54,080
I loved Sofia, but
732
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,873
but where were we heading?
733
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,166
To get married?
734
00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,543
To smell our farts
until the day we died?
735
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:06,467
I think I was
very happy with Sofia,
736
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:09,512
But I didn’t realized
737
00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:18,938
I don't know why did
I let you convince me
738
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:22,274
Come on!
It's going to be fun
739
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,110
Andy!
740
00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:25,653
Hi!
741
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,530
I'm glad you came
742
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,282
Happy Birthday!
743
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,700
Thanks!
744
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,244
What's up tiger?
745
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,121
How are you?
Huh? Huh?
746
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:40,167
What's up pops,
paps, dude?
747
00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,630
Welcome, please come in!
Feel at home,
748
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:47,299
I mean my parents
are gone for the weekend
749
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,218
So I'm home alone.
750
00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:51,512
Seriously?
751
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,641
And how is it going?
752
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,144
Good, great!
753
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:02,022
The typical brat
that plays golf
754
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,899
And has a weekend house
in the suburbs,
755
00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:08,779
Honestly I have no idea
what was it that Andrea saw in him
756
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,698
Hey look!
757
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,826
Let me introduce you to
Teresa Lascurain Arrigunaga
758
00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:15,911
His girlfriend
759
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:18,080
Honey,
this is Andrea Robles
760
00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:20,082
Oh, Pinocchio?
761
00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:20,666
Yes
762
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,168
What?
763
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,211
She is cute!
764
00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,255
Her nose is not as big
as you said it was
765
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:29,466
It is! You can tell better
when she smiles
766
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:30,551
But she has pretty eyes
767
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,595
Well, you haven't seen
her face from the side
768
00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:33,179
Look, smile!
769
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:35,472
Move backwards a bit
770
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,349
Smile!
771
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,393
She looks like a
little toucan from here
772
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,729
Right! Like a touca...
773
00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,190
Smile, smile so we can tell,
774
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,150
because you can see...
it's true!
775
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:48,194
Toucan, Pinocchio, yeah...
776
00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:51,488
- Smile!
- Smile!
777
00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:53,407
Shut up!
778
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:55,910
No! I don't have
that big of a nose!
779
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:59,079
What happens is
that I have a small face.
780
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:04,627
I was told by a Doctor
781
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,381
Happy Birthday my love
782
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,135
Thanks baby
783
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:16,722
Wow!
784
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:20,392
The full Fast and Furious collection!
785
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:23,270
In Blu Ray!
786
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,065
Oh my god!
You are the best!
787
00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:29,235
What did you bring him?
788
00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,862
No, I don't do gifts
789
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,615
Pinocchio,
what about the DV...
790
00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:45,459
It's ok,
I also have a big nose
791
00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,628
And I say it strengthens
your personality
792
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:51,632
I felt like if I was on Avatar
next to the 10ft bitch!
793
00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:54,969
I mean she is pretty
but whatever
794
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,347
Besides!
Who does she think she is?
795
00:50:58,347 --> 00:50:59,932
Introducing herself
as his girlfriend!
796
00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:01,350
Calm down!
797
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,728
You said that things
were not serious with him
798
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,609
Thanks for coming with me
to my humiliation night
799
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:12,987
My pleasure
800
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,617
You are so dumb
801
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:23,163
And... what are you doing
this weekend?
802
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:28,377
Mmm... Nothing,
I'm unemployed.
803
00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:30,462
Do you want to come
with me to this event?
804
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,089
- They hired me as a hostess
- No thanks!
805
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,632
- Come on!
- No
806
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:36,844
I'll give you free beers!
As many as you want
807
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:39,513
Ok, I'm in
808
00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:44,518
Do you want to go grab
a beer at a bar?
809
00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:47,104
Right now?
No
810
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,356
No!
What is wrong with you?
811
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,191
I have to get up
early tomorrow
812
00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,068
Too bad!
I was thinking
813
00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:55,571
we could grab a beer
and maybe after that
814
00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:59,742
we could hit first base,
then second...
815
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:01,869
Javier!
816
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,412
Then, maybe third...
Why not?
817
00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:04,913
- Ugh!
- What?
818
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,915
There is no chance that
819
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,959
I'm going to be your
emergency rebound, no way
820
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:12,338
Well, I tried! I tried!
You never know...
821
00:52:12,338 --> 00:52:15,007
You know what?
Get out of here!
822
00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:18,093
- Grose! Out! Now!
- I've been kicked out of better cars
823
00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:21,555
Please! You're disgusting
Idiot!
824
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:37,363
Hey!
825
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:53,545
Take a picture so it lasts longer
in your memory. Asshole
826
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,756
Ursula!
827
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,716
It's Javier Fernandez?
Do you remember me?
828
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,802
We worked together at
Concept Advertising.
829
00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:02,721
Social Media Director
No?
830
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:07,017
Ursula?
831
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:09,228
Ursula de la Cuesta
832
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,939
She has something off.
833
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:15,359
She would get stuck
and we would have to re-set her
834
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,069
so she would snap out of it
835
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,655
Weird, weird
836
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:21,615
Ursula, are you ok?
837
00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:25,619
Javier Fernandez!
Do you remember me?
838
00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:30,249
We worked at the agency,
at Concept Advertising
839
00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:35,712
Of course I remember you,
what a coincidence!
840
00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:36,296
Yes
841
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,674
What are you doing here?
842
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,676
I was supposed to
meet a date
843
00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:42,803
but he canceled on me
because his wife is at the hospital...
844
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:46,306
Giving birth.
845
00:53:46,807 --> 00:53:48,767
Should we get a drink?
846
00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:52,980
I hate it!
What do you hate? Tell me
847
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,899
I hate people who use hands-free
848
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:57,693
and talk on the phone
while they are walking
849
00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:58,986
Oh, because they look like
crazy people?
850
00:53:58,986 --> 00:53:59,736
Exactly!
851
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:00,320
Like schizophrenics
852
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,196
Exactly just like that!
853
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,115
I hate poor people
854
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:04,867
What?
855
00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:07,119
I know it's not politically correct
856
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:09,913
How?
857
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,331
They have bad manners
858
00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,709
The other day this guy...
859
00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:17,296
you can't tell but these boobs
are not mine
860
00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:23,051
I mean, they are,
but I bought them.
861
00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:25,179
He turns to see them,
862
00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:27,139
That asshole
that I'm telling you about,
863
00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:29,349
and he is just staring at them...
864
00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:35,647
It was so uncomfortable
that I had to let him touch them.
865
00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:36,899
You let him touch them?
866
00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:38,442
Yes Javier!
867
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,569
It's just skin
868
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:43,071
and in this case, the skin is plastic
869
00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:46,200
Do you want to touch them?
870
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,244
Here?
871
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:50,913
Yes
872
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:53,457
So you can prove they feel real
873
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:01,006
How dare you
squeeze my boobs?
874
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:01,590
I'm ... sorry
875
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:04,134
I said touching!
That is very different from squeezing
876
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,427
It's just that you said to...
877
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,767
You know what,
I don't hate poor people
878
00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:15,312
I hate guys that stare
my cleavage like idiots
879
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:19,525
Do you want to touch?
880
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:21,568
Hum..
881
00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:22,861
No...
882
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:24,988
Are you sure?
883
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,031
Yes, yes, yes
884
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,370
Look who is here?
885
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,751
I don't know, I don't know him
886
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,795
Yes you do know him!
887
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,352
Are you getting the car?
888
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:56,979
Yes
889
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,772
I'll get it in a bit
890
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:02,109
What the fuck,
they're following us
891
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,610
Hi Sofia
892
00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:06,655
Oh, Hi Javier
893
00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:09,324
Javier!
894
00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:11,368
Sure, I've heard
a lot of you from Sofia.
895
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,661
By the way, thank you so much
896
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,663
for uploading the campaign
to social media,
897
00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:15,414
it's been a hit!
898
00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:17,583
World trending topic!
Right babe?
899
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,542
Yeah crazy
900
00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:20,168
Hi Paul
901
00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:20,711
Hi
902
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:21,878
I'm a fan
903
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,046
How are you?
904
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,965
I have all two of your records
905
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,342
Well, I have over ten of them
but thanks
906
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,011
I'll buy the ones I'm missing
907
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,179
Can we talk? Alone?
908
00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:31,763
Now?
909
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:35,225
Hum, ok, yes
910
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,437
Are you sure puppy?
911
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,146
Yes
912
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,023
I'll be right there
913
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:49,406
What are you doing here?
Hum, puppy?
914
00:56:49,906 --> 00:56:52,242
What do you mean
what I'm doing here?
915
00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:55,787
Seriously,
stop following me!
916
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:58,123
Javier, what are you talking about?
You're crazy!
917
00:56:58,123 --> 00:57:00,417
I'm not following you,
It was a coincidence.
918
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,335
I used to come to this bar.
919
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,210
That's what I mean
920
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,713
Baby the car is ready,
should we leave?
921
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:05,756
Yes
Good bye
922
00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:10,802
You two disgust me!
923
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,059
What did you say?
924
00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:19,478
That you two disgust me!
925
00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:21,313
How dare you talking to me like that?
926
00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:26,693
You know something;
927
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:30,989
you can keep
all the fucking bars in this city,
928
00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:34,534
get wasted and find someone....
929
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,953
that loves you like I did.
930
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,543
(Sings Paul Izquierdo's song)
931
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,105
I didn't know you were
such a good singer
932
00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:07,567
Ursula was such a
hypocrite, superficial, racist,
933
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,736
she would get stuck...
934
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,699
but she was really hot
935
00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:20,747
Move harder Paul!
936
00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,624
Wait!
Did you call me Paul?
937
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,751
Yes, what's wrong?
938
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,837
Nothing!, nothing
939
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,714
You can call me
whatever you like
940
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:30,632
Now sing
941
00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:31,341
What?
942
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,343
Sing to me Paul!
Sing to me Paul!
943
00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:39,057
(Sings Paul Izquierdo's song)
944
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,769
What happened?
945
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,980
Those are not
the right lyrics!
946
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:49,276
(Sings Paul Izquierdo's song)
947
00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:54,781
You can't trust in the use
of condoms anymore
948
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:57,993
You're on the pill right?
949
00:58:57,993 --> 00:58:59,870
No!
They make me feel bloated
950
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:04,416
Then,
what are we going to do?
951
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:07,461
I don't know about you,
but I can't have any more abortions
952
00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:12,841
How many times
has this happened to you?
953
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:15,886
Many! I'm really fertile,
954
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:17,846
I step on a condom
and I get pregnant.
955
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:24,019
Maybe the time has come
for me to be a mother
956
00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:38,533
I know I haven't had
a steady income
957
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:41,453
and that I'm a little
behind with my payments...
958
00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:44,372
You are telling me
that the bank is in a crisis?
959
00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:46,291
And how do you think
I find myself?
960
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,336
No!
Please don't put the music!
961
00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:53,173
One hundred and
fifty thousand
962
00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:55,383
But I paid over four hundred
thousand for it
963
00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:58,136
This particular blue
it's not selling very well
964
00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:01,640
Well but it is elegant,
youthful but stylish
965
01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:05,227
I'm a car salesman.
Don't use that on me
966
01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:19,074
[No jobs found]
967
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:21,201
I get it!
I owe you a lot of money
968
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:22,828
and I don't have a job but...
969
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:24,746
l have a question for you,
970
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,706
If you take the apartment
away from me,
971
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:28,917
Where am I going to live?
972
01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:34,256
[No jobs found]
973
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,800
One hundred and
forty thousand, cash.
974
01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:51,731
What do you want
to drink dude?
975
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,652
Can you give me a beer
and I'll pay you later
976
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:57,946
You know what's your problem?
977
01:00:57,946 --> 01:01:01,741
You always want to pick up girls
in ridiculous places like this,
978
01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:05,453
I hate those fucking brats!
979
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,914
I'm done with my shift
980
01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,916
and I'm going to a real club,
981
01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:13,086
with real girls,
not like these ones!
982
01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:15,005
Do you wanna come?
983
01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:47,871
Here you go my love
984
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:50,624
So?
985
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,375
Let's go to
the dancefloor,
986
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,210
I want to see
those tits bounce
987
01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:57,547
Come on!
Naughty girl!
988
01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:03,386
Baby I love your hair!
So smooth
989
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:14,522
Do you want a blowjob?
990
01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:17,192
What?
991
01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,027
You want me to
give you a blowjob?
992
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,779
I give a really good one
993
01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:28,787
- Ok, sure
- Ok let's do it!
994
01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:30,789
What the fuck? Gross!
995
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:35,752
This fucking fat ass
just puked on me
996
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,421
One can't get sick
without being insulted
997
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:40,590
What did you just call her?
998
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:43,718
What she is...
A fucking fat ass
999
01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:45,345
- Are you sure asshole?
- Calm down bitch
1000
01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,180
Bitch?
1001
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:49,641
Dude run for your life!
1002
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:57,899
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
1003
01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:01,987
Hurry up you idiot!
1004
01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:04,030
Dude Wait for me!
Wait!
1005
01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:06,825
Let's get out of here!
1006
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,370
Fucking assholes!
1007
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:23,550
Javier!
1008
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:25,760
Javier!
1009
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:28,805
Javier!
1010
01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:30,849
Come here!
1011
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:33,184
Hi
1012
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,104
Andrea?
1013
01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:36,646
Yes
1014
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,232
I thought you were
a hostess
1015
01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:40,525
I am!
1016
01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:48,408
Don't make fun of me!
1017
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:53,246
You went out
last night didn't you?
1018
01:03:53,246 --> 01:03:54,330
You look like shit
1019
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,165
No, I didn't
1020
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,249
Yes, you did
1021
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:58,334
Can I go in and grab a drink?
1022
01:03:58,334 --> 01:03:59,377
It's just that it's
a private event,
1023
01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:01,129
but I can get you
anything to drink.
1024
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:04,007
Besides, you said
you were going to keep me company
1025
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:05,050
Do you want me to stay here?
1026
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,343
Come on, I'm only grabbing
something to drink
1027
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:08,053
and I'll be right back
1028
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,431
Please!
1029
01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:15,101
Ok
1030
01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,270
But don't take too long
1031
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:18,104
Hurry!
1032
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:18,688
I'll be right back
1033
01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:19,564
I'll be waiting...
1034
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,571
Hi!
1035
01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:11,991
Hi!
1036
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:15,120
I haven't seen you in forever!
1037
01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:18,790
How are you... doing?
1038
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,752
Mmm, What is my name?
1039
01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:29,801
I'm really bad with names,
I have more of a visual memory...
1040
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:32,470
Come on!
1041
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:34,514
I know it's really awkward
to run into your ex...
1042
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:38,351
Right, Poopy?
1043
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:40,103
Mariana?
1044
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,106
Mariana? Mariana the fa..
1045
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,649
Mariana?
1046
01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:47,443
Mariana and I dated for like a year
1047
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,947
Basically we only watched TV
1048
01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:53,867
and ate
1049
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,869
What happened to you?
1050
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:58,413
Did you put a balloon in your stomach?
Cut your intestines?
1051
01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:00,540
No, nothing like that
No ugly details...
1052
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,084
But you were
a super gluttoness
1053
01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:05,086
Where did you go?
1054
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:12,051
One minute,
just one minute...hold on
1055
01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:17,765
My ex ex is here!
1056
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,522
Mariana the pig?
1057
01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:27,942
And how did she fit
through the door? Haha
1058
01:06:29,194 --> 01:06:30,862
And why did you split?
1059
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,406
Raul is a good guy
1060
01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:36,117
but his aura and mine
1061
01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:38,119
were not vibrating
at the same frequency
1062
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,164
He is very different from you
1063
01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:42,665
Different? How?
1064
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,334
Raul is very serious,
1065
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:45,919
not like you.
1066
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:48,922
You are very hippie and
love doing drugs and stuff
1067
01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:51,132
I don't do drugs!
1068
01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:02,560
Just because
the only day I smoked pot
1069
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,395
your dad had to walk on me
and kicked me out!
1070
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,314
Poopy, after everything
we've been through
1071
01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:08,233
we trust each other right?
1072
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:11,277
And I miss things...
1073
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,196
Seeing you got me hungry
1074
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:21,037
Where are you?
My shift is over
1075
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,539
I am waiting for you
1076
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,276
Hold on! Wait!
1077
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:52,443
What?
1078
01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:53,569
Do you want to do it or not?
1079
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:55,071
I really want to do it!
1080
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,198
It's just that I would always
do it with Raul from the front
1081
01:07:57,198 --> 01:07:58,533
And I wanted to see if with you,
1082
01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:11,963
Wait! Wait!
1083
01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:14,090
I don't want you to hit it
with your thing
1084
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,508
Hit whom?
1085
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:18,136
I'm three months pregnant
1086
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,013
Why didn't you tell me that before?
1087
01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:22,390
It's just that I got pregnant
on the last time with Raul...
1088
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:26,728
and these hormones
get me really horny!
1089
01:08:26,728 --> 01:08:29,564
No Poopy! Poopy!
What are you doing?
1090
01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,983
The Dr. said that
it's ok for me to have sex,
1091
01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:34,068
that I won't get pregnant again.
1092
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,321
We can do it without a condom
1093
01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:39,866
Are you serious?
1094
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:43,328
Mariana, no!
You're crazy!
1095
01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:44,287
Poopy!
1096
01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:45,663
You are crazy!
1097
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,915
Poopy don't leave!
Please!
1098
01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:49,500
Poopy! Poopy!
1099
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,712
I looked
everywhere for you
1100
01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:55,673
And you didn't reply
to any of my calls or texts
1101
01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:56,257
My phone was off
1102
01:08:56,257 --> 01:08:58,092
Do you think
I'm stupid or what?
1103
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,179
What happens
is that every time
1104
01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:03,181
that you see a moving vagina
you forget about everything else!
1105
01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:03,765
You left me alone!
1106
01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:06,100
Andrea if you would've been
with someone,
1107
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,643
I wouldn't have cared.
1108
01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:10,146
If I would've wanted to go
with someone,
1109
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,898
I wouldn't have done it,
1110
01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:13,775
because I said
I was leaving with you
1111
01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:16,861
Because that's what friends do!
And you didn't give a fuck
1112
01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:19,572
I was gone
only for a little while
1113
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:21,491
You do realize?
1114
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:22,575
What?
1115
01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,745
That I'm always
the last thing on your mind,
1116
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,247
and you are always
the first thing on mine.
1117
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:31,125
I honestly
don't know why am I
1118
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:33,211
even friends with someone
1119
01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:35,421
as immature and selfish as you.
1120
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:37,256
Come on relax
You are jealous
1121
01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:39,050
What did you just said?
1122
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,219
That you are jealous
because I ran into my ex
1123
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,015
Get out!
1124
01:09:47,225 --> 01:09:48,017
What?
1125
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,435
Get out of my car!
1126
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:53,523
And how am I
supposed to get home?
1127
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,024
Get an UBER
1128
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,485
Or even better,
call your fat ex girlfriend
1129
01:09:57,485 --> 01:10:00,154
She's skinny now
She even looks hot
1130
01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:02,698
I don’t give a fuck
Get out of my car Now!
1131
01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:10,415
Andrea! Andrea!
Come...
1132
01:10:41,696 --> 01:10:42,280
Hey!
1133
01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:45,283
Do you think you may know
somewhere I could stay?
1134
01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:47,577
They're remodeling
my loft and
1135
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,537
I really don't want to
crash at my moms place.
1136
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:51,247
Why don't you
stay with me?
1137
01:10:51,539 --> 01:10:53,416
We are already five
but I have an extra room
1138
01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:54,208
that I can rent you.
1139
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:55,209
Are you serious?
1140
01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:56,127
Of course dude!!
1141
01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:56,753
Cool!
1142
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,754
This is the best room
in the house
1143
01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:00,882
It blocks the noise,
1144
01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:02,717
light doesn't bother
you in the mornings,
1145
01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:05,803
it's really comfortable
What do you think?
1146
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:09,098
You have a pipe there
so you can work out
1147
01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:12,268
or if you want to turn it
into an urban closet...
1148
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,561
that's a very
popular style now
1149
01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:14,645
What do you think?
1150
01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,523
It has its own bathroom
1151
01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,859
you just have to
clean it up a bit
1152
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:25,781
Its great! I wanted this room
for myself but well...No.
1153
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:28,576
Ok let's see
1154
01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:31,579
We are all set
1155
01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:33,331
Oh I forgot,
1156
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:35,583
that door upstairs
it locks on the outside
1157
01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:37,627
if you want to leave
just give me a call
1158
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:40,796
and I'll come and open it for you
if I have a chance. Ok?
1159
01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:44,675
Cheer up!
Change that face!
1160
01:11:44,675 --> 01:11:46,677
Everything
is going to be ok dude!
1161
01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:49,722
You have a home now!
1162
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:53,184
Actually,
I'm going to go
1163
01:11:53,184 --> 01:11:55,353
buy some
cold beer to celebrate!
1164
01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:56,229
Are you serious?
1165
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,564
Of course!
Sure!
1166
01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,859
I really like you
mother fucker!
1167
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:04,445
Hey dude
1168
01:12:05,071 --> 01:12:07,490
do you mind lending me
some money for the beers?
1169
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,744
Sure, ok, sure
1170
01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:14,747
Two hundred?
1171
01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:18,251
You don't want any?
1172
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,087
That's ok, leave it like this.
I get it!
1173
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:23,339
To cheer you up!
1174
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,559
You're really cool man!
1175
01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:40,106
Don't touch me asshole!
1176
01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:42,817
Sorry
1177
01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:43,818
Respect
1178
01:12:46,487 --> 01:12:48,573
Changing subjects
1179
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:49,991
Have you ever played the game...
1180
01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:51,867
"hide it in the mouth"?
1181
01:12:53,411 --> 01:12:54,870
No, what is that?
1182
01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:57,081
It's really stupid.
1183
01:12:57,081 --> 01:12:59,208
So I was in jail for a while
1184
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:01,752
and we would always play
"hide it in the mouth"
1185
01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:05,464
Hide what?
1186
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,384
Hide it man, in the mouth
1187
01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:17,393
Is that a joke?
1188
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,186
No dude,
I'm serious
1189
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,939
Are you grossed out
or what?
1190
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:26,193
No! I respect all
preferences but...
1191
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:28,446
but it's just not...
not... my thing
1192
01:13:28,446 --> 01:13:30,906
Hey!
Don't get confused dude!
1193
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:35,077
I like women!
I fucking love women!
1194
01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,789
Licking their tits!
I love them!
1195
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:41,459
But come on dude,
1196
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:44,128
sometimes it's nice to
just "hide it in the mouth"
1197
01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:46,213
Sometimes!
1198
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:49,967
No
1199
01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:52,345
Ok man,
if you think it's gross,
1200
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:54,555
I'll start and then you go
1201
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:58,934
No, thanks,
thanks, but...
1202
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:02,396
- I should go
- Hey! Calm down!
1203
01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:05,232
I am not asking you
to give me a blowjob!
1204
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:06,400
You're not?
1205
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:09,403
No, it's the most
normal thing in the world
1206
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:11,197
Put your pants down,
let's start
1207
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,031
No!
1208
01:14:12,782 --> 01:14:14,950
Pull your pants down
1209
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:16,911
No dude, no
I don't want to!
1210
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:20,748
Pull your pants down!
Pull your pants down!
1211
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,295
Pussy!
1212
01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:30,383
He is so ungrateful!
1213
01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:32,343
I took him in
as part of the group
1214
01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:36,722
I think he's not sure
about his sexuality
1215
01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:45,064
Andrea!
1216
01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:49,819
What are you doing here?
1217
01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:51,404
Andrea, I know you are not
talking to me
1218
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:53,489
but, do you think
I could stay here just for a few days
1219
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,740
I don't have
anywhere else to go
1220
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,367
and this guy almost raped me.
1221
01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:58,577
Javier this is not
a good moment
1222
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:02,206
What's up tiger?
How are you doing?
1223
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:03,416
Hi
1224
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,461
If you want you
can stay in the couch
1225
01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:11,632
tonight or for a few days
1226
01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:15,761
Hum, no thanks.
I don't want to interrupt
1227
01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:19,598
I'm watching you tiger!
1228
01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,519
Andrea,
what are you thinking?
1229
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,021
Why are you messing around
with Tony the Tiger?
1230
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:26,397
What is wrong with you?
1231
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,150
Why do you care?
1232
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:30,234
What do you mean
why do I care?
1233
01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:32,611
- Are you jealous?
- Of course I'm not jealous
1234
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,781
Leave me alone!
This is my life
1235
01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:37,575
Leave
Now!
1236
01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:38,868
Go!
1237
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:06,145
Mom?
1238
01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:22,495
Wait! Wait...
I'm going to get...
1239
01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:26,081
Mom
1240
01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:32,254
Mom
1241
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:36,801
Mom?
1242
01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:40,513
Hi!
Why so much scandal?
1243
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:43,182
I wanted to see
if I could spend the night?
1244
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:47,061
Sure my love!
but, why so much scandal?
1245
01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:49,104
What is that patrol
doing outside?
1246
01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:55,861
I'm sorry
I'm leaving
1247
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,780
No, no, no, don't overreact.
1248
01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:02,076
A woman my age
can still have a fulfilled sexual life
1249
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,870
It's healthy!
1250
01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:09,041
This is Rafael,
Rafael this is my son Javier.
1251
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:12,002
Rafael and I
have been seeing each other
1252
01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:18,884
Haven't we met?
1253
01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:22,179
No I don't think so, no
1254
01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:26,559
Rafael and I met
the night he hit my car
1255
01:17:27,268 --> 01:17:30,771
No, no, no, you hit me
my little lioness
1256
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:33,774
No, you hit me
my little lion!
1257
01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:36,068
Stay put!
1258
01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:42,491
So how are you doing
in school poopy?
1259
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:52,751
[Andrea Robles:
I'm so happy]
1260
01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:16,233
[Account deleted]
1261
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:17,544
Fucking bitch!
1262
01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:21,757
You destroyed my life!
1263
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:25,344
I hate you!
1264
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:28,222
You are a bitch!
1265
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:31,058
Fucking bitch!
1266
01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:57,084
SOS
When will you talk to me again?
1267
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:07,136
This can't be!
1268
01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:10,180
I am Javier Fernandez
and I'm suffering so much
1269
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:11,724
and my life is horrible!
1270
01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:16,729
I don't have a job,
1271
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:19,148
I don't have a house,
1272
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:20,983
I have no money!
I don't have anything!
1273
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:28,032
I don't even
have a bike now
1274
01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:31,035
Why did you call me?
1275
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:35,414
You want to hear that you are
right and that your life sucks?
1276
01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:40,461
Well not this time!
1277
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:49,386
I am tired of picking up
your pieces all the time!
1278
01:20:50,054 --> 01:20:52,473
Because I have
a lot of problems too,
1279
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,475
and I don't run around
complaining about it
1280
01:20:54,475 --> 01:20:55,976
all fucking day
1281
01:20:57,478 --> 01:21:00,064
Do you think that I studied
four years of classical theater
1282
01:21:00,064 --> 01:21:02,483
to end up being a stupid
greek costume at a party
1283
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,944
I also owe a ton of money
to a lot of people
1284
01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:08,947
and I don't even know if I'm going to
be able to pay rent this month
1285
01:21:08,947 --> 01:21:13,160
But aside from you,
I know that things change.
1286
01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:22,086
You know
what's your problem?
1287
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,548
You've never valued anything
1288
01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:29,760
Because you are selfish.
1289
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,261
You are ungrateful
1290
01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:34,848
and you deserve
each and every one
1291
01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:37,017
of the things
that are happening to you.
1292
01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:49,464
Who is it?
1293
01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:52,926
Sofia it's me, Javier
1294
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:55,971
Javier I'm not in the mood.
1295
01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:59,224
Please go
1296
01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:02,102
No, no... Sofia,
I'm just here for a minute
1297
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,730
I came to say...
1298
01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:08,817
That I'm sorry
1299
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,256
Are you ok?
1300
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,512
I was an asshole to you
1301
01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:45,812
I'm sorry for
treating you the way I did
1302
01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:55,072
Thank you so much
for loving the way you did
1303
01:23:55,072 --> 01:23:56,281
while we were together
1304
01:23:58,992 --> 01:24:01,954
You more than anyone
deserve to be loved and happy
1305
01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:12,339
I have to let you go
1306
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,470
I have to let go off you
1307
01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:20,490
You look so pretty
1308
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:21,241
Thanks!
1309
01:25:21,241 --> 01:25:23,076
I hope the baby
looks like my poopy!
1310
01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,162
Mom,
I told you is not mine
1311
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:27,581
I know!
But just in case
1312
01:25:27,581 --> 01:25:28,957
you guys decide
to get back together
1313
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:31,835
I decided to give Raul
another chance
1314
01:25:32,753 --> 01:25:35,088
Who knows if it'll work
1315
01:25:35,714 --> 01:25:38,008
Picture time,
picture time!
1316
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,556
Look who is here!
1317
01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,391
I want to see
1318
01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:51,897
Hey, that Paul Izquierdo
it's like a combination
1319
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:54,941
between Hugh Grant,
the guy from Fobia
1320
01:25:54,941 --> 01:25:57,110
and a bit of Juanes
don't you think?
1321
01:25:57,402 --> 01:25:58,945
Yeah, more or less
1322
01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:01,406
You know what Poppy?
I think I'm going to go meet him too
1323
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,626
Javier!
How are you doing?
1324
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:13,919
Good and you?
1325
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:16,088
Great, having a good time!
Thanks so much for having us
1326
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,047
I'm glad you came
1327
01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:18,507
Yeah, great!
1328
01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:21,301
I want some,
Please!
1329
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,095
Hold on
1330
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:33,063
SOS....
Meet me at your favorite place
1331
01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:43,490
I can't believe he got back
together with that giant
1332
01:26:45,617 --> 01:26:49,162
I swear to you that he told me
they had broken up
1333
01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:51,915
But obviously he lied to me!
He lied to me!
1334
01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:53,917
I'm so stupid!
1335
01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:57,587
Are you going to be ok?
1336
01:26:57,587 --> 01:27:00,465
Yes, yes, I'm ok,
I'm good now
1337
01:27:03,301 --> 01:27:04,302
Hey,
1338
01:27:04,636 --> 01:27:07,347
I wanted to say I'm sorry
for what I said to you
1339
01:27:07,347 --> 01:27:08,890
I think I was
a little over my head
1340
01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:11,726
It's ok, you were right
1341
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,398
Do you have
somewhere to go now?
1342
01:27:17,357 --> 01:27:18,859
No, why?
1343
01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:11,995
Well, the city
has grown so much.
1344
01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:15,540
It changes all the time
1345
01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:19,419
It's not like this is
the best city in the world
1346
01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,339
but here is my home.
1347
01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:26,968
My family is here,
my friends, memories,
1348
01:28:28,845 --> 01:28:30,222
and... You
1349
01:28:36,686 --> 01:28:38,688
Am I boring you?
1350
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,608
One minute,
I'll be right there
1351
01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:48,031
Which one of you girlfriends
are you texting
1352
01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,324
at six in the morning?
1353
01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:51,368
Don't you get that
we hate when guys
1354
01:28:51,368 --> 01:28:53,703
text us when
they're drunk?
1355
01:28:54,079 --> 01:28:55,497
Even if you are not,
1356
01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:57,290
because of the time,
it seems that you are
1357
01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:01,211
Seriously this is not
a good time to be sending texts
1358
01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:21,856
What does this means?
1359
01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:33,076
That
1360
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:40,041
You are like
every other man
1361
01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:43,587
You thought you
were going to loose me
1362
01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:46,631
and you got scared,
you got scared
1363
01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:51,219
I was afraid I was going
to loose my soul mate
1364
01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:58,184
I realized that...
1365
01:29:58,852 --> 01:30:00,812
I love you
1366
01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:11,948
I am also afraid to loose
1367
01:30:11,948 --> 01:30:13,116
my ex best friend
1368
01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:22,167
Do you mind
if I run and take a cab?
1369
01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:25,211
Don't be silly
1370
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:27,380
Idiot
1371
01:31:04,084 --> 01:31:06,795
We are about to hit our
six month anniversary
1372
01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:10,507
And well,
we are doing alright
1373
01:31:12,759 --> 01:31:14,010
Cut!
1374
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:15,720
Are we done?
1375
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:16,721
Hey, what do mean....
1376
01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:19,015
Thanks so much for
helping me out
1377
01:31:19,015 --> 01:31:20,433
with my documentary class
my loves!
1378
01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:22,477
Mom what happened
with your hydroponic class?
1379
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:24,854
Leave me alone!
Let me take that off of you
1380
01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:27,065
She has taken macrobiotic class,
Tae chi teacher, painting,
1381
01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:28,274
I know
1382
01:31:28,274 --> 01:31:29,776
Javier, let her.
1383
01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:32,112
Hey, what do you mean
that we are doing all right?
1384
01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:33,113
Aren't you happy?
1385
01:31:33,113 --> 01:31:34,781
Yes I am,
but sometimes
1386
01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:36,616
we get along great
and sometimes we don't.
1387
01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:40,120
why haven't you ever
taken me out to dance?
1388
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:41,413
Why do you want to go dancing?
1389
01:31:41,413 --> 01:31:43,039
Why?
Don't you love dancing?
1390
01:31:43,039 --> 01:31:46,376
We said we were not going to get
jealous with the interviews
1391
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:47,794
I'm not jealous Javier!
1392
01:31:49,254 --> 01:31:51,089
Mom the camera!
1393
01:32:21,327 --> 01:32:23,329
Where are you going?
1394
01:32:24,122 --> 01:32:25,999
Nowhere
88874
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